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PEOPLE WHO DESERT THE SKINS ARE NOT, NEVER WERE AND NEVER SHALL BE TRUE FANS
Posted by: loyal REAL fan ()
Date: November 09, 2009 03:05PM

GO BE A FAN OF A FUCKING GIRLS SOFTBALL TEAM, YOUR NOT FANS, REAL FANS STAND BY THEIR TEAMS IN TOUGH TIMES

FUCKING GLORY SUPPORTERS

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Re: PEOPLE WHO DESERT THE SKINS ARE NOT, NEVER WERE AND NEVER SHALL BE TRUE FANS
Posted by: Pabsty ()
Date: November 09, 2009 03:07PM

Holy phuk I hate the redskins. That they are miserable, and that their fans are besides themself with suffering and grief is phukking awesome.

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Re: PEOPLE WHO DESERT THE SKINS ARE NOT, NEVER WERE AND NEVER SHALL BE TRUE FANS
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: November 09, 2009 03:20PM

I didn't know that battered person syndrome was linked to professional sports.

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Re: PEOPLE WHO DESERT THE SKINS ARE NOT, NEVER WERE AND NEVER SHALL BE TRUE FANS
Posted by: bn ()
Date: November 09, 2009 03:21PM

Well now you do.

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Re: PEOPLE WHO DESERT THE SKINS ARE NOT, NEVER WERE AND NEVER SHALL BE TRUE FANS
Posted by: Mr Captcha ()
Date: November 09, 2009 04:16PM

Next time your doc says you need a colonoscopy, tell him it's not necessary. You have your head so far up your ass that you should easily see any problems you might have up there.

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Re: PEOPLE WHO DESERT THE SKINS ARE NOT, NEVER WERE AND NEVER SHALL BE TRUE FANS
Posted by: Jack ()
Date: November 09, 2009 04:21PM

FUCK a bunch of that!

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Re: PEOPLE WHO DESERT THE SKINS ARE NOT, NEVER WERE AND NEVER SHALL BE TRUE FANS
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: November 09, 2009 04:25PM

Yeah, assholes. The Skins need your support if they're ever going to get out of this rut they're in.

Don't be fooled; these professional athletes aren't playing the game because they care about multi-million dollar contracts or lucrative endorsement deals or big houses or expensive cars or high-class prostitutes or bottles of Cristal or diamond-encrusted platinum cock rings.

See, a professional athlete is different on a genetic level. Whereas you and I need food and water to survive, a pro athlete can live solely on the praise and adoration of his fans. The cheer of a loyal fan is like a snowflake made of the purest, sweetest honey in the world drifting down from a rainbow made of happy dolphins to a pro athlete.

As they lose fans or fans begin to turn on them, they grow weak and begin to wither. They become depressed and withdrawn. Instead of hanging out at the VIP section of the hottest nightclub in town before going to a members-only strip club, they stay in and snort cocaine off a 10k-a-night hooker's ass.

Fans, think of the players for once instead of your own selfish need to tell all your friends how great "your team" is doing. Your friends don't care anyway, and think you're annoying.

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Re: PEOPLE WHO DESERT THE SKINS ARE NOT, NEVER WERE AND NEVER SHALL BE TRUE FANS
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: November 09, 2009 04:31PM

loyal REAL fan Wrote:
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> GO BE A FAN OF A FUCKING GIRLS SOFTBALL TEAM, YOUR
> NOT FANS, REAL FANS STAND BY THEIR TEAMS IN TOUGH
> TIMES
>
> FUCKING GLORY SUPPORTERS

That right there is a complete synopsis of a douchebag.

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Re: PEOPLE WHO DESERT THE SKINS ARE NOT, NEVER WERE AND NEVER SHALL BE TRUE FANS
Date: November 09, 2009 04:43PM

loyal REAL fan Wrote:
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> GO BE A FAN OF A FUCKING GIRLS SOFTBALL TEAM, YOUR
> NOT FANS, REAL FANS STAND BY THEIR TEAMS IN TOUGH
> TIMES
>
> FUCKING GLORY SUPPORTERS


p1_redskins.jpg

Hear that? The team is calling! They need you!!

No. Seriously. Mike Williams twisted his ankle, fat boy. That's Vinnie on the phone. Get the fuck down to the bench NOW!

What? You can't block? Neither can anyone else on the O-Line. Get down there, FATTY!!

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Re: PEOPLE WHO DESERT THE SKINS ARE NOT, NEVER WERE AND NEVER SHALL BE TRUE FANS
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: November 09, 2009 05:50PM

No I'm not a skins fan, never was, but I will stick by my Bears

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Re: PEOPLE WHO DESERT THE SKINS ARE NOT, NEVER WERE AND NEVER SHALL BE TRUE FANS
Posted by: You Blow ()
Date: November 09, 2009 06:44PM

So we're paying athletes millions of dollars to play games? WTF? What about teachers, police, firefighters, construction workers, etc? Why support this insanely overinflated industry just so they can play games? What's hard about their job that deserves so much more money than the rest of us?

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Re: PEOPLE WHO DESERT THE SKINS ARE NOT, NEVER WERE AND NEVER SHALL BE TRUE FANS
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: November 09, 2009 06:49PM

graymoose1 Wrote:
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> No I'm not a skins fan, never was, but I will
> stick by my Bears


+10!!!

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: PEOPLE WHO DESERT THE SKINS ARE NOT, NEVER WERE AND NEVER SHALL BE TRUE FANS
Posted by: dallas1 ()
Date: November 09, 2009 08:39PM

REDSKINS ARE PLAYING FOR PRIDE BABY
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Re: PEOPLE WHO DESERT THE SKINS ARE NOT, NEVER WERE AND NEVER SHALL BE TRUE FANS
Posted by: Donovan M. ()
Date: November 09, 2009 09:54PM

Redskins suck. Go Eagles. They suck too, but not as bad. Sad skins fans make me happy.

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Re: PEOPLE WHO DESERT THE SKINS ARE NOT, NEVER WERE AND NEVER SHALL BE TRUE FANS
Posted by: Don't get it ()
Date: November 09, 2009 10:09PM

"Yeah, assholes. The Skins need your support if they're ever going to get out of this rut they're in.

Don't be fooled; these professional athletes aren't playing the game because they care about multi-million dollar contracts or lucrative endorsement deals or big houses or expensive cars or high-class prostitutes or bottles of Cristal or diamond-encrusted platinum cock rings.

See, a professional athlete is different on a genetic level. Whereas you and I need food and water to survive, a pro athlete can live solely on the praise and adoration of his fans. The cheer of a loyal fan is like a snowflake made of the purest, sweetest honey in the world drifting down from a rainbow made of happy dolphins to a pro athlete.

As they lose fans or fans begin to turn on them, they grow weak and begin to wither. They become depressed and withdrawn. Instead of hanging out at the VIP section of the hottest nightclub in town before going to a members-only strip club, they stay in and snort cocaine off a 10k-a-night hooker's ass.

Fans, think of the players for once instead of your own selfish need to tell all your friends how great "your team" is doing. Your friends don't care anyway, and think you're annoying."


Brilliant!

The whole concept of being a "fan" for a professional sports team completely escapes me. As if the steroid-enhanced coke-head millionaire thugs on the field or the team owners in their luxury stadium suites give a damn about you. They're laughing at you, man!

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Re: PEOPLE WHO DESERT THE SKINS ARE NOT, NEVER WERE AND NEVER SHALL BE TRUE FANS
Posted by: Dane Bramage ()
Date: November 09, 2009 10:27PM

I'm sticking by the Giants.

dam Cowbois.

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Re: PEOPLE WHO DESERT THE SKINS ARE NOT, NEVER WERE AND NEVER SHALL BE TRUE FANS
Posted by: WTFOGTFO ()
Date: November 09, 2009 10:31PM

How can a rainbow be made of dolphins??

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Re: PEOPLE WHO DESERT THE SKINS ARE NOT, NEVER WERE AND NEVER SHALL BE TRUE FANS
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: November 09, 2009 11:35PM

I've always been, and always will be a Redskins fan, but that doesn't mean that we should all be slaves to Snyder.

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Re: PEOPLE WHO DESERT THE SKINS ARE NOT, NEVER WERE AND NEVER SHALL BE TRUE FANS
Posted by: Mr Woodcock ()
Date: November 09, 2009 11:48PM

I heard that Westfield is favored by 3 pts over the Skins next week.

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Re: PEOPLE WHO DESERT THE SKINS ARE NOT, NEVER WERE AND NEVER SHALL BE TRUE FANS
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: November 10, 2009 08:25AM

Who cares, be a "true fan" and hand your money over to Snyder. I'll keep mine and watch whatever friggin game I want on Sunday.

By the way, the original poster has obviously never been to a Redskins game. Otherwise he or she (probably a he that likes guys) would see that yes, true fans will boo the shit out of their own team when they are sucking. What is different now is that 98% of the fanbase is booing, and the other 2% ar eon Snyder's payroll selling tickets and parking passes in the FedEx lots.

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Re: PEOPLE WHO DESERT THE SKINS ARE NOT, NEVER WERE AND NEVER SHALL BE TRUE FANS
Posted by: Sam Spade ()
Date: November 10, 2009 08:53AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Yeah, assholes. The Skins need your support if
> they're ever going to get out of this rut they're
> in.
>
> Don't be fooled; these professional athletes
> aren't playing the game because they care about
> multi-million dollar contracts or lucrative
> endorsement deals or big houses or expensive cars
> or high-class prostitutes or bottles of Cristal or
> diamond-encrusted platinum cock rings.
>
> See, a professional athlete is different on a
> genetic level. Whereas you and I need food and
> water to survive, a pro athlete can live solely on
> the praise and adoration of his fans. The cheer
> of a loyal fan is like a snowflake made of the
> purest, sweetest honey in the world drifting down
> from a rainbow made of happy dolphins to a pro
> athlete.
>
> As they lose fans or fans begin to turn on them,
> they grow weak and begin to wither. They become
> depressed and withdrawn. Instead of hanging out
> at the VIP section of the hottest nightclub in
> town before going to a members-only strip club,
> they stay in and snort cocaine off a 10k-a-night
> hooker's ass.
>
> Fans, think of the players for once instead of
> your own selfish need to tell all your friends how
> great "your team" is doing. Your friends don't
> care anyway, and think you're annoying.


Mephisto - after reading your post, I had the feeling a would-be inventor must surely have after coming up with an idea but who then finds that someone not only had the idea before him, but that "someone's" idea has been described in a way that is so much better than his idea that he feels completely deflated.

Thanks a lot.

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Re: PEOPLE WHO DESERT THE SKINS ARE NOT, NEVER WERE AND NEVER SHALL BE TRUE FANS
Date: November 10, 2009 09:44AM

WTFOGTFO Wrote:
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> How can a rainbow be made of dolphins??


There's like a million of these? How many New Age dolphin fags are there?

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Re: PEOPLE WHO DESERT THE SKINS ARE NOT, NEVER WERE AND NEVER SHALL BE TRUE FANS
Posted by: Softball parent ()
Date: November 10, 2009 12:09PM

loyal REAL fan Wrote:
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> GO BE A FAN OF A FUCKING GIRLS SOFTBALL TEAM, YOUR
> NOT FANS, REAL FANS STAND BY THEIR TEAMS IN TOUGH
> TIMES
>
> FUCKING GLORY SUPPORTERS

There is no Washington Glory to support any longer, they moved to Florida before last season. They were a professional sports franchise worthy of support, in the two season they were here they went to fastpitch softball equivalent of the world series twice and won it once. They charged $5 per game and probably made less than that per hour and stayed long after games were over to sign autographs for a bunch of little girls.

Props for at least knowing that the Glory existed, I probably wouldn't if I didn't have daughters that play fastpitch softball and I couldn't be happier to have missed so much gawd awful Redskins football because my kids were playing tournaments this fall.

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Re: PEOPLE WHO DESERT THE SKINS ARE NOT, NEVER WERE AND NEVER SHALL BE TRUE FANS
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: November 10, 2009 12:50PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Yeah, assholes. The Skins need your support if
> they're ever going to get out of this rut they're
> in.
>
> Don't be fooled; these professional athletes
> aren't playing the game because they care about
> multi-million dollar contracts or lucrative
> endorsement deals or big houses or expensive cars
> or high-class prostitutes or bottles of Cristal or
> diamond-encrusted platinum cock rings.
>
> See, a professional athlete is different on a
> genetic level. Whereas you and I need food and
> water to survive, a pro athlete can live solely on
> the praise and adoration of his fans. The cheer
> of a loyal fan is like a snowflake made of the
> purest, sweetest honey in the world drifting down
> from a rainbow made of happy dolphins to a pro
> athlete.
>
For a second there, I thought you were going to mimmic Jimmy the Greek.

God bless the good old days of sports TV. An actual bookie as a commentator.

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Re: PEOPLE WHO DESERT THE SKINS ARE NOT, NEVER WERE AND NEVER SHALL BE TRUE FANS
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: November 10, 2009 01:57PM

Sam Spade Wrote:
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> Mephisto - after reading your post, I had the
> feeling a would-be inventor must surely have after
> coming up with an idea but who then finds that
> someone not only had the idea before him, but that
> "someone's" idea has been described in a way that
> is so much better than his idea that he feels
> completely deflated.
>
> Thanks a lot.

If it makes you feel any better, I only try to crush one soul at a time. :(

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Re: PEOPLE WHO DESERT THE SKINS ARE NOT, NEVER WERE AND NEVER SHALL BE TRUE FANS
Posted by: Reese703 ()
Date: November 11, 2009 09:06AM

LET'S GOOOOOOOOO VIkings
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