While at dinner at Havabite tonight - I picked this feee parking map issued by Fairfax City -

There is a ton of free parking there. Never knew.
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If you dined in ffx city, it wasn't free; you paid the city tax on your meal. In addition, you took your life into your hands walking from the parking lot with drunk drivers like Gerry Connolly speeding alongside or on the narrow sidewalk.

Ffx City is very unfriendly to pedestrians. That's why I avoid it like the plague.

The servers/bartenders in many of the restaurants located in Fairfax City will call the City Police and turn you in as a drunk driver if you don't leave a large enough tip.

Is there an uglier small town in the USA than Fairfax City? 1960's office buildings, torn down strip malls, bail bonds, countless banks, narrow, crowded streets, high meals tax, and libtard voters who elected a drug-addict pedo mayor - what a shithole!

They can afford free parking because of all the ticket revenue they make from pulling over people doing 26 in a 25 and locking people up for DUI's blowing a 0.02 (literally one beer) all day.

Last I heard it's upward of $3k to get out of a DUI charge- and that is just with fines and fees, I have not even spoken of the lawyer.

I will never spend any money again in Fairfax City. I didn't get the DUI, my son did and I am still PISSED at it.

Fairfax City cops run 34.7 Ka band 24/7. Watch your speed very closely when driving through there.

Small town Wrote:
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> Is there an uglier small town in the USA than
> Fairfax City? 1960's office buildings, torn down
> strip malls, bail bonds, countless banks, narrow,
> crowded streets, high meals tax, and libtard
> voters who elected a drug-addict pedo mayor - what
> a shithole!

Upper Marlboro?

PG Co Resident Wrote:
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> Small town Wrote:
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> -----
> > Is there an uglier small town in the USA than
> > Fairfax City? 1960's office buildings, torn
> down
> > strip malls, bail bonds, countless banks,
> narrow,
> > crowded streets, high meals tax, and libtard
> > voters who elected a drug-addict pedo mayor -
> what
> > a shithole!
>
> Upper Marlboro?

Lolzzzzzzxz I was gunna say this mousetrap of a place like the area around the courthouse!
Now imagine am rush hour when those shitty business are getting deliveries with box trucks everywhere!

Unless you are going to court, why go to Fairfax City at all?

Beware Wrote:
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> The servers/bartenders in many of the restaurants
> located in Fairfax City will call the City Police
> and turn you in as a drunk driver if you don't
> leave a large enough tip.


I'm a big tipper, having waited tables during college, so I'm not worried, but I doubt that's true. Bad tippers are still better than no customers, which is what you would end up with if you engaged in that kind of behavior.

There's a reason why almost no retail business can survive in Fairfax City. Green Turtle is out. Pacer's just moved. When they opened up Silver Diner at first at the new development, it SUCKED. SD had a different menu. When I go to SD, I want Chicken Fried Steak, Gravy, Hash Browns, side of Pancakes. Their menu had a bunch a fuckin salads. I'm not a fuckin rabbit.

I was at Havabite tonight. Had a great meal.

Plenty of parking. The downtown area was bustling.

The downtown area is safe, clean and quaint.

The kids can play in the new plaza.

Those who have a problem with Downtown Fairfax City are the same people who go to McDonalds for Thanksgiving. Uncultured, plain idiots.

When I think of Fairfax City and culture, it is more along the lines of a swab for bacteria, and placement in a Petri dish.

What happened to Panera?

rayrum Wrote:
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> I was at Havabite tonight. Had a great meal.
>
>
> The downtown area is safe, clean and quaint.
>

Unless you get hit by a drunk driver like Gerry Connolly.

You probably want to avoid the fountain park too unless you don't mind running into the former meth mayor :|

rayrum Wrote:
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> I was at Havabite tonight. Had a great meal.
>
> Plenty of parking. The downtown area was bustling.
>
>
> The downtown area is safe, clean and quaint.
>
> The kids can play in the new plaza.
>
> Those who have a problem with Downtown Fairfax
> City are the same people who go to McDonalds for
> Thanksgiving. Uncultured, plain idiots.


McDonalds is open for Thanksgiving? Awesome

Page Avenue Wrote:
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> rayrum Wrote:
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> -----
> > I was at Havabite tonight. Had a great meal.
> >
> > Plenty of parking. The downtown area was
> bustling.
> >
> >
> > The downtown area is safe, clean and quaint.
> >
> > The kids can play in the new plaza.
> >
> > Those who have a problem with Downtown Fairfax
> > City are the same people who go to McDonalds
> for
> > Thanksgiving. Uncultured, plain idiots.
>
>
> McDonalds is open for Thanksgiving? Awesome


The double cheeseburgers are better at the BK

I like how silly Harris Fucking Teeter built a whole money metal building and closed in, like, a year. Fucking donkey dicks.

Lawd's no, I don't go to Fairfax City, the crackers dressed like civil war re-enactors try to run you over on the sidewalk!

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BishopJohnnyAwesville Wrote:
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> I like how silly Harris Fucking Teeter built a
> whole money metal building and closed in, like, a
> year. Fucking donkey dicks.


Same with Walgreens at Kamp Washington. WTF was/is that about?

lol@fairfax city Wrote:
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> They can afford free parking because of all the
> ticket revenue they make from pulling over people
> doing 26 in a 25 and locking people up for DUI's
> blowing a 0.02 (literally one beer) all day.
>
> Last I heard it's upward of $3k to get out of a
> DUI charge- and that is just with fines and fees,
> I have not even spoken of the lawyer.
>
> I will never spend any money again in Fairfax
> City. I didn't get the DUI, my son did and I am
> still PISSED at it.


That's because your son is an idiot. Since you said he blew a 0.02 let me tell you what likely happened from an attorneys perspective. He likely admitted to have drinking, consented to the field sobriety tests, did poorly on aforementioned tests and reafused PBT. At this point instead of blowing into the machine to prove his innocence he refused and subsequently arrested. He was then given an official breath test to which he blew a 0.02 Assuming this wasn't drug related had he blown into the pbt he would have been good to go.

The Process Wrote:
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> lol@fairfax city Wrote:
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> -----
> > They can afford free parking because of all the
> > ticket revenue they make from pulling over
> people
> > doing 26 in a 25 and locking people up for
> DUI's
> > blowing a 0.02 (literally one beer) all day.
> >
> > Last I heard it's upward of $3k to get out of a
> > DUI charge- and that is just with fines and
> fees,
> > I have not even spoken of the lawyer.
> >
> > I will never spend any money again in Fairfax
> > City. I didn't get the DUI, my son did and I am
> > still PISSED at it.
>
>
> That's because your son is an idiot. Since you
> said he blew a 0.02 let me tell you what likely
> happened from an attorneys perspective. He likely
> admitted to have drinking, consented to the field
> sobriety tests, did poorly on aforementioned tests
> and reafused PBT. At this point instead of blowing
> into the machine to prove his innocence he refused
> and subsequently arrested. He was then given an
> official breath test to which he blew a 0.02
> Assuming this wasn't drug related had he blown
> into the pbt he would have been good to go.


Or, we could all just stay away from Fairfax City and not have this problem.

Face it, thanks to a leftwing voter base, Fairfax City is a clusterfuck.