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Wimpy Dan Helmer Tries To Act Like Tom Cruise In His Quest To Be The Next Gerry Connolly In Congress.... Fails
Posted by: Tom Cruise Is Pissed ()
Date: September 19, 2017 11:39AM

This video is especially funny to those of us who know Dan Helmer.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDfhFfKSohc

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Re: Wimpy Dan Helmer Tries To Act Like Tom Cruise In His Quest To Be The Next Gerry Connolly In Congress.... Fails
Posted by: Desperate Dems ()
Date: September 19, 2017 11:40AM

Lots of out of state money went into that production.

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Re: Wimpy Dan Helmer Tries To Act Like Tom Cruise In His Quest To Be The Next Gerry Connolly In Congress.... Fails
Posted by: Esquire ()
Date: September 19, 2017 11:42AM

Dan Helmer is... not the future of the Democratic Party.

http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a12268981/dan-helmer-top-gun-ad/

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Re: Wimpy Dan Helmer Tries To Act Like Tom Cruise In His Quest To Be The Next Gerry Connolly In Congress.... Fails
Posted by: Dan The Loser ()
Date: September 19, 2017 11:43AM

This is not the publicity that Dan Helmer needs right now.

He is being laughed at, even by his supporters.

On election night, this video will be cited as his first misstep.

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Re: Wimpy Dan Helmer Tries To Act Like Tom Cruise In His Quest To Be The Next Gerry Connolly In Congress.... Fails
Posted by: Not serious ()
Date: September 19, 2017 11:45AM

With all the talk about targeting Barbara Comstock, is this the best candidate that the Dems could produce?

Money can't overcome a bad candidate.... ask Hillary.

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Re: Wimpy Dan Helmer Tries To Act Like Tom Cruise In His Quest To Be The Next Gerry Connolly In Congress.... Fails
Posted by: HuffPo ()
Date: September 19, 2017 11:46AM

You know you are in trouble when you are a Democrat and even the Huffington Post hates you.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/dan-helmer-top-gun-ad_us_59c09476e4b0f22c4a8c0e61

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Re: Wimpy Dan Helmer Tries To Act Like Tom Cruise In His Quest To Be The Next Gerry Connolly In Congress.... Fails
Posted by: You're going down, down, down ()
Date: September 19, 2017 11:47AM

The Washington Post called the video “cringe-worthy.” Slate described it as “the worst ad of the 2018 elections.” And Esquire challenged its readers to “try to make it through this entire ad without cringing.” Social media users largely shared that sentiment.

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Re: Wimpy Dan Helmer Tries To Act Like Tom Cruise In His Quest To Be The Next Gerry Connolly In Congress.... Fails
Posted by: He lives where? ()
Date: September 19, 2017 11:50AM

Dan Helmer is the descendant of white privileged immigrants (like most Democrats) and currently resides deep in the heart of Springfield, Virginia.

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Re: Wimpy Dan Helmer Tries To Act Like Tom Cruise In His Quest To Be The Next Gerry Connolly In Congress.... Fails
Posted by: I think his panties bunched up ()
Date: September 19, 2017 01:01PM

WTF! was that? PeeeeeYou! Unfortunately for him, you can't shove a fart back into the turd cutter!

I think he used a nail gun, set to machine gun, to seal his own coffin!

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Re: Wimpy Dan Helmer Tries To Act Like Tom Cruise In His Quest To Be The Next Gerry Connolly In Congress.... Fails
Posted by: Demographer ()
Date: September 19, 2017 06:23PM

This should show everyone how the New York Democrat media types view Northern Virginia--as a bunch of rubes, easily fooled, who must be spoon-fed pablum.

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Re: Wimpy Dan Helmer Tries To Act Like Tom Cruise In His Quest To Be The Next Gerry Connolly In Congress.... Fails
Posted by: haha not bad ()
Date: September 20, 2017 09:35AM

I thought the video was pretty funny actually. And creative. And I'm not a Dem.

Libs take themselves way too seriously. Lighten the heck up people.

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Re: Wimpy Dan Helmer Tries To Act Like Tom Cruise In His Quest To Be The Next Gerry Connolly In Congress.... Fails
Posted by: haha yeah you did ()
Date: September 20, 2017 10:07AM

haha not bad Wrote:
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> I thought the video was pretty funny actually.
> And creative. And I'm not a Dem.
>
> Libs take themselves way too seriously. Lighten
> the heck up people.


Stop trolling dem loser LOL

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Re: Wimpy Dan Helmer Tries To Act Like Tom Cruise In His Quest To Be The Next Gerry Connolly In Congress.... Fails
Posted by: Goatfuckerer2 ()
Date: September 20, 2017 01:17PM

Ravi loves it and said it is "hilarious" and "viral". It is vital all right, for all the wrong reasons. Ravi loses again as always.

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Re: Wimpy Dan Helmer Tries To Act Like Tom Cruise In His Quest To Be The Next Gerry Connolly In Congress.... Fails
Posted by: nuf said ()
Date: September 20, 2017 11:54PM

It would be funnier if he was blasting Gerry Connolly for never holding a town hall.

Comstock is a challenge for him - she actually represents the will of her constituents.

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Re: Wimpy Dan Helmer Tries To Act Like Tom Cruise In His Quest To Be The Next Gerry Connolly In Congress.... Fails
Posted by: Tommy Varlas ()
Date: September 21, 2017 07:40AM

This video of this asshole has a whole subreddit on his video.
Comments are classsssic

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Re: Wimpy Dan Helmer Tries To Act Like Tom Cruise In His Quest To Be The Next Gerry Connolly In Congress.... Fails
Posted by: Fat Lady Sung ()
Date: September 23, 2017 02:00AM

It's pretty much all over for Dan Helmer.

Hard to recover from an error this bad.

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