We like to shower together, and that is great, but then she pulls herself onto my leg and urinates on me.

I am new to this practice, not sure what to make of this.

She's asserting her dominance over you, beta boy.

you are her bitch Wrote:
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> She's asserting her dominance over you, beta boy.

You might be right. She grabs very tight while she grunts and rubs on my leg.

Strange Behavior??? Wrote:
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> you are her bitch Wrote:
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> > She's asserting her dominance over you, beta
> boy.
>
> You might be right. She grabs very tight while she
> grunts and rubs on my leg.


Next she's going to take a shit on your chest. I actually know a guy this happened to.

Can I borrow her for a couple hours of peeing and defiling.

Only faggots let a girl piss on them. And only faggots admit that publicly.

The next time she leans in for a piss on you, punch her once in the teeth and once in the gut. You'll know you did it right when she crumples and falls to the floor unconscious.

Then, order up some Mexican food and when it's time...take a shit in her mouth and wait for her to become conscious.

Marking her territory

Is your girl a canine by chance?

Count your blessings. Anthony Weiner paid serious cash for that kind of action.

I agree with fantom shitter. You need to beat her or else you are going to start dating dudes real quick.

In college I was involved casually with this hefty white girl that liked to lube up her middle and index fingers with KY Jelly, then shove them up my ass while she gave me head.

I know it was strange, but she did it so well, and I was only 19

Nasty bitch.

Amazed you don't say shit to her ..which makes you a little bitch too

Buy her a strapon, she will know what to do with it.

Ask her if she has ever Pegged anyone before.

Do not worry, you will enjoy it!

Strange Behavior??? Wrote:
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> you are her bitch Wrote:
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> > She's asserting her dominance over you, beta
> boy.
>
> You might be right. She grabs very tight while she
> grunts and rubs on my leg.

Got any pics?

Have you considered letting her lick your vagina next?

Isn't piss 99% water anyways? I say let her unleash all over you

So your immediate thought is to ask the people via Fairfax underground for advice? SMH

Peep sure seems like Cary

The third time we got together she asked me to pee on her. we went into the shower and she told me to pee in her mouth. She drank my piss, while fingering herself. Some women get into it. She asked me to piss inside of her while we were having sex. I didn't have to pee, so that didn't happen.

I would have to object - just say 'Im not really into that thanks anyway' Strike one and two. If she trys it again shes done. You might warn her before heading into the shower 'you need to pee Before we shower?' Some peps are into it but if youre not youre not and never will be. Before breaking up though ask her if she wants you to take a dump on her - that would be funny. What a great way to break up with someone - shit on their face and tell them you just dont think its working out for you.

HWY4W Wrote:
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> Buy her a strapon, she will know what to do with
> it.
>
> Ask her if she has ever Pegged anyone before.
>
> Do not worry, you will enjoy it!


As long as she does reacharound, you will enjoy it!

Strange Behavior??? Wrote:
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> We like to shower together, and that is great, but
> then she pulls herself onto my leg and urinates on
> me.
>
> I am new to this practice, not sure what to make
> of this.

She is kinky. Try to loosen up, an give it a go. You are in the shower, so everything goes down the drain quickly.

I would rather deal with a horny chick pissing on my leg, than begging some frigid stuck up bitch to try something new.

Does she give complete blow jobs? - Bet she does.

Maybe she is actually a squirter and does not want to make a mess or embarrass herself.

Sounds like a wild one, I would run with it and push the limits to see where it goes. Sounds like a good time!

Time to get some of her girl friends in on the action as well.

I will gladly play along with her watersports!

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> In college I was involved casually with this hefty
> white girl that liked to lube up her middle and
> index fingers with KY Jelly, then shove them up my
> ass while she gave me head.
>
> I know it was strange, but she did it so well, and
> I was only 19

Fucking A. That's a prostate massage. They're awesome. Unfortunately not many girls are willing to do that.

Hey OP...how about some pics of this woman? If she's Kate Upton...she can do whatever she wants. If she's Kate Mulgrew...no.

Donkey punch that bitch while you fuck her up the ass.
When she comes to, donkey punch her again.
You'll be glad you did.

She also loves anal without lube! She's a trooper for sure!

This thread is disgusting

That shit is awesome!

Look up; two girls, one cup Wrote:
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> That shit is awesome!


It is not on you tube.

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> It is not on you tube.

You do not want to watch that, you want to pass on it.

Let her keep it up.

Then one day, you're going to be standing in front of her. She'll be dressed in a black underwire bra, a black panty girdle, stockings and black leather boots. She'll be sitting on a chair with no arms.

You'll have a hard time standing in those 6" pumps. You'll be standing in front of her in stockings and matching white garter belt, panties and underwire bra. Your panties will be p ulled down and you will have an erection.

You'll take in all this and wonder how it got this far. Then, she'll shake you back to reality when she taps her lap with the short leather paddle she's holding, the signal to get across her lap. Meekly, you'll obey, even though it means you're about to have a VERY PAINFUL experience.......................

Disciplinary Dominatrix Wrote:
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> Let her keep it up.
>
> Then one day, you're going to be standing in front
> of her. She'll be dressed in a black underwire
> bra, a black panty girdle, stockings and black
> leather boots. She'll be sitting on a chair with
> no arms.
>
> You'll have a hard time standing in those 6"
> pumps. You'll be standing in front of her in
> stockings and matching white garter belt, panties
> and underwire bra. Your panties will be p ulled
> down and you will have an erection.
>
> You'll take in all this and wonder how it got this
> far. Then, she'll shake you back to reality when
> she taps her lap with the short leather paddle
> she's holding, the signal to get across her lap.
> Meekly, you'll obey, even though it means you're
> about to have a VERY PAINFUL
> experience.......................

Is this DAJAX?

Who is this? Wrote:
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> Disciplinary Dominatrix Wrote:
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> > Let her keep it up.
> >
> > Then one day, you're going to be standing in
> front
> > of her. She'll be dressed in a black underwire
> > bra, a black panty girdle, stockings and black
> > leather boots. She'll be sitting on a chair
> with
> > no arms.
> >
> > You'll have a hard time standing in those 6"
> > pumps. You'll be standing in front of her in
> > stockings and matching white garter belt,
> panties
> > and underwire bra. Your panties will be p
> ulled
> > down and you will have an erection.
> >
> > You'll take in all this and wonder how it got
> this
> > far. Then, she'll shake you back to reality
> when
> > she taps her lap with the short leather paddle
> > she's holding, the signal to get across her lap.
>
> > Meekly, you'll obey, even though it means
> you're
> > about to have a VERY PAINFUL
> > experience.......................
>
> Is this DAJAX?


WRONG-0!!! Guess AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sounds like my ex, tracy. She loved pee play and we peed on each other and she asked me to pee in her vaginally and anally. I did both and for me, the anal pee play was more exciting, at least from her reaction to it.

Enjoy your girl. See if she's willing to do anal on a regular basis. Come inside her, don't pull out. My ex loved to rim me and for me to rim her, particularly after I'd cum in her ass. She was totally uninhibited sexually and whatever felt good, she'd do. Problem was she was a fucking anorexic psychopath.

A spinner for sure, but a psycho loco and not really worth the sex play.

If you're looking for uninhibited kink, try Latinas and Russian women. I worked with a dated a Russian girl and was shocked to find out she came to work several times a week with a butt plug inserted. For the whole day! Oh, the be that butt plug!

Chepo Wrote:
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> S.
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> If you're looking for uninhibited kink, try
> Latinas and Russian women.


Half the videos on XHamster, especially the real kinky ones are Russkies and East Europeans.

Latina chicks love to fuck and are really love oral once you get them to enjoy it. They like different positions and screwing where they might get caught.

They don't like anal or BDSM. If you're a crossdresser,, they chase you down the street with a huge, sharp kitchen knife If you can find one who's aged well, they do like younger guys.

They get real jealous easy; if they think you're cheating on them, they chase you down the street with that same kitchen knife then they go over to the girl's house they think you're running around with and bust up the place an d chase her down the street with a baseball bat.

Porno looker atter Wrote:
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> They don't like anal or BDSM. If you're a
> crossdresser,, they chase you down the street with
> a huge, sharp kitchen knife If you can find one
> who's aged well, they do like younger guys.

But if you don't find one who's aged well, they don't chase you down the street for being a cross-dresser?

Coherence, motherfucker. It's not that hard.