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Has anyone here ever pull on their penis really fast until it felt like a bone was in it and it started leaking?
Posted by: Excitableboy ()
Date: September 16, 2017 03:16PM

I'm embarrassed to say, but I kind of liked it.

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Re: Has anyone here ever pull on their penis really fast until it felt like a bone was in it and it started leaking?
Posted by: medical advice needed ()
Date: September 16, 2017 03:33PM

No one here has ever done anything like that. You should probably go see a doctor, because it sounds like something's wrong with you.

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Re: Has anyone here ever pull on their penis really fast until it felt like a bone was in it and it started leaking?
Posted by: Central Station ()
Date: September 16, 2017 04:56PM

All units, all units.

Immediate backup requested

See the business at Fairfax Underground.

First unit responding reports troll smoking crack & mad skeezin' at this location.

Callers report troll making ass prints on vehicle windows and exposing a 3 inch erect penis.

Also: several noise complaints describing a crowd gathering to watch. 

Suxteen Fifty-six

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Re: Has anyone here ever pull on their penis really fast until it felt like a bone was in it and it started leaking?
Posted by: Woodysporter ()
Date: September 16, 2017 06:00PM

No. but I pulled on mine when it was hard until it ejaculated.

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Re: Has anyone here ever pull on their penis really fast until it felt like a bone was in it and it started leaking?
Posted by: Nice Guy Eddie ()
Date: September 17, 2017 04:36PM

I got 10,000 steps on my Fitbit yesterday and I never left my couch.

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Re: Has anyone here ever pull on their penis really fast until it felt like a bone was in it and it started leaking?
Posted by: Eric d Molina ()
Date: September 17, 2017 06:44PM

My thingy does push ups in a dark, hairy&wet tunnel, then when I can't take it anymore, I throw up lactaid milk!

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Re: Has anyone here ever pull on their penis really fast until it felt like a bone was in it and it started leaking?
Posted by: GCNWY ()
Date: September 17, 2017 06:56PM

Don't do that, you will go blind.

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Re: Has anyone here ever pull on their penis really fast until it felt like a bone was in it and it started leaking?
Posted by: William Moreno aka Miz ()
Date: September 17, 2017 09:49PM

Most penises I suck are black or my grandad's.

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Re: Has anyone here ever pull on their penis really fast until it felt like a bone was in it and it started leaking?
Posted by: Dude from Manassas ()
Date: September 17, 2017 10:41PM

One year I watched Miss Teen USA thing on TV and holy hell! I started pointing north without using a finger. I said "Jesus momma what is happening to me??" She said "You are becoming a man"

Just then, Miss New York walked out. I started crying all emotionally. I got these painfull, buy good feelings. Miss New York turned around then right where the yellow stuff normally comes out, I spewed white stuff. And it Just kept coming. splattering all over the place.

Momma said "Boy you better clean that up!" and my sister sister said "Momma, he is making a mess just like Uncle Jimmy did in the car with me last week."

I guess it is kind of normal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr4DWiJvUCI

Miss New York comes in around the 5:00 mark. Be careful out there.

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Re: Has anyone here ever pull on their penis really fast until it felt like a bone was in it and it started leaking?
Posted by: Bedhumper ()
Date: September 17, 2017 11:21PM

Try humping your bed. It's smoother and feels like your actually inside a vagina

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Re: Has anyone here ever pull on their penis really fast until it felt like a bone was in it and it started leaking?
Posted by: Nice Guy Eddie ()
Date: September 18, 2017 08:27PM

Dude from Manassas Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> One year I watched Miss Teen USA thing on TV and
> holy hell! I started pointing north without using
> a finger. I said "Jesus momma what is happening to
> me??" She said "You are becoming a man"
>
> Just then, Miss New York walked out. I started
> crying all emotionally. I got these painfull, buy
> good feelings. Miss New York turned around then
> right where the yellow stuff normally comes out, I
> spewed white stuff. And it Just kept coming.
> splattering all over the place.
>
> Momma said "Boy you better clean that up!" and my
> sister sister said "Momma, he is making a mess
> just like Uncle Jimmy did in the car with me last
> week."
>
> I guess it is kind of normal.
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr4DWiJvUCI
>
> Miss New York comes in around the 5:00 mark. Be
> careful out there.

Didn't get to the 5:00 mark.

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