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where can i get a decent haircut in burke ?
Posted by: youngstan ()
Date: September 07, 2017 07:59PM

I went to one today and my barber left me in the chair while he went and got some fish.He then proceeded to come back and sit and started eating his food while talking on the phone and that was last time i went to his shop

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Re: where can i get a decent haircut in burke ?
Posted by: Henri ()
Date: September 07, 2017 09:57PM

Not in Burke, but in Fairfax. At the county jail,some of the inmates are learning to cut hair, so you will do both of you a great service. If you are good looking, so much the better for both of you as well.

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Re: where can i get a decent haircut in burke ?
Posted by: Tran ()
Date: September 07, 2017 10:49PM

The barbershop at Burke Center mall near Safeway. Very good haircut

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Re: where can i get a decent haircut in burke ?
Posted by: slim shavy ()
Date: September 07, 2017 11:15PM

youngstan Wrote:
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> I went to one today and my barber left me in the
> chair while he went and got some fish.He then
> proceeded to come back and sit and started eating
> his food while talking on the phone and that was
> last time i went to his shop


Sounds like a fucking millennial rat bastard.

Whereabouts in Burke?

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Re: where can i get a decent haircut in burke ?
Posted by: Gujd9 ()
Date: September 07, 2017 11:17PM

youngstan Wrote:
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> I went to one today and my barber left me in the
> chair while he went and got some fish.He then
> proceeded to come back and sit and started eating
> his food while talking on the phone and that was
> last time i went to his shop

At least you could have made up a story that was more believable.

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Re: where can i get a decent haircut in burke ?
Posted by: youngstan ()
Date: September 07, 2017 11:20PM

I don't really care if you believe me, the last you could do is at least give a recommendation

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Re: where can i get a decent haircut in burke ?
Posted by: Steve Bannon ()
Date: September 08, 2017 04:55AM

Depends on your hair cut style.

If you secretly like BBC and desire "fades" go to a black barbershop.
It'll take 1hr45mins to do what a Korean wiman can do on 10 mins but at least they won't cut your ear off!

If your hair just needs a trim, any hair cutters will do

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Re: where can i get a decent haircut in burke ?
Posted by: Vice Squad ()
Date: September 08, 2017 05:57AM

Hmmm.


By "barber" you mean "hooker"; by "haircut" you mean "blowjob".


OK. So, do you have a preference for ethnicity?


I know 3 places where you "barber" will give you a safe, clean, mind-bending "haircut".

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Re: where can i get a decent haircut in burke ?
Posted by: Translation ()
Date: September 08, 2017 08:42PM

I may have got the wrong idea.

When you said 'barber' I thought you meant 'bookie'.

When you said 'decent haircut' I thought you meant 'favorable odds'.

But like the post above, I know a guy...

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Re: where can i get a decent haircut in burke ?
Posted by: Hairstyle ()
Date: September 08, 2017 09:23PM

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Re: where can i get a decent haircut in burke ?
Posted by: Dr. DIY ()
Date: September 08, 2017 10:34PM

A $20 electric hair trimmer is all you need for a buzz cut that will keep you looking sharp, virile & younger.

It will easily leave as much as $80 in your pocket if you're inclined to pay a hot stylist to rub her tits on your arm & a cute shampoo girl to give you a back rub.

You prob don't even need a mirror. Just go over and over your head until no more hair is dropping.

Save your money. Do it yourself.

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Re: where can i get a decent haircut in burke ?
Posted by: Fa Kinae ()
Date: September 09, 2017 03:48PM

Dr. DIY Wrote:
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> A $20 electric hair trimmer is all you need for a
> buzz cut that will keep you looking sharp, virile
> & younger.
>
> It will easily leave as much as $80 in your pocket
> if you're inclined to pay a hot stylist to rub her
> tits on your arm & a cute shampoo girl to give you
> a back rub.
>
> You prob don't even need a mirror. Just go over
> and over your head until no more hair is
> dropping.
>
> Save your money. Do it yourself.


You cheap bastard!

Do you wipe your own ass, too?

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Re: where can i get a decent haircut in burke ?
Posted by: Jenny Diss ()
Date: December 02, 2019 10:45AM

Hi! If you want good hairstyle you should go to the professional hairdresser or in beauty salon. But firstly I recommend to research internet and choose what type of haircuts will be good for you. For example you can visit this website, there are so many examples!

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