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"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Voting Day - Use this helpful sample ballot
Posted by:
Mr Captcha
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Date: November 03, 2009 08:50AM
When you go to vote, the Democrats and Republicans will be out in force ready to hand you their party's sample ballot instructing you in how to vote. Ignore them and use this handy sample ballot as your guide.
For the Office of Governor
_ Robert F. "Bob" McDonnell (R)
_ R. Creigh Deeds (D)
*** Write in - MrMephisto ***
With his janitorial experience, Mr Mephisto has just the skills Virginia needs to clean up the state house!
For the Office of Lieutenant Governor
_ William T. "Bill" Bolling (R) (Incumbent)
_ Jody M. Wagner (D)
*** Write in - Washingtone-Locian ***
With his firm grasp of issues and hard-line stances, WashingTone-Locian will be well suited to guide the legislature in tackling the tough issues facing the Commonwealth of Virginia.
For the Office of Attorney General
_ Ken T. Cuccinelli II (R)
_ Stephen C. Shannon (D)
*** Write in - Gravis ***
Gravis has demonstrated on many occasions that he's not afraid to go after the miscreants and rule-breakers on this forum. That experience makes him perfect to go after the seedy criminal elements distributed throughout Virginia.
With this ballot in hand, you're now prepared to make your voice heard. Go perform your civic duties proudly, knowing you stand for the right path for Virginia!
For the Office of Governor
_ Robert F. "Bob" McDonnell (R)
_ R. Creigh Deeds (D)
*** Write in - MrMephisto ***
With his janitorial experience, Mr Mephisto has just the skills Virginia needs to clean up the state house!
For the Office of Lieutenant Governor
_ William T. "Bill" Bolling (R) (Incumbent)
_ Jody M. Wagner (D)
*** Write in - Washingtone-Locian ***
With his firm grasp of issues and hard-line stances, WashingTone-Locian will be well suited to guide the legislature in tackling the tough issues facing the Commonwealth of Virginia.
For the Office of Attorney General
_ Ken T. Cuccinelli II (R)
_ Stephen C. Shannon (D)
*** Write in - Gravis ***
Gravis has demonstrated on many occasions that he's not afraid to go after the miscreants and rule-breakers on this forum. That experience makes him perfect to go after the seedy criminal elements distributed throughout Virginia.
With this ballot in hand, you're now prepared to make your voice heard. Go perform your civic duties proudly, knowing you stand for the right path for Virginia!
Re: Voting Day - Use this helpful sample ballot
Posted by:
MrMephisto
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Date: November 03, 2009 09:32AM
Can you imagine the Utopia that Virgnia would become if that worked?
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: Voting Day - Use this helpful sample ballot
Posted by:
ITRADE
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Date: November 03, 2009 09:52AM
You forgot about their unwavering support for LOLcats.
Re: Voting Day - Use this helpful sample ballot
Posted by:
Gravis
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Date: November 03, 2009 10:49AM
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."