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Best Places to Have Sex Outside in Fairfax County?
Posted by: Frisky Play ()
Date: August 22, 2017 10:07AM

Nothing like the freedom and rush of doing it outside.

Where are the best places in FFX county to get a little outside, "al natural" fun on?

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Re: Best Places to Have Sex Outside in Fairfax County?
Posted by: Freaky Mistress ()
Date: August 22, 2017 10:39AM

Seneca Park towards Riverbend when the leaves are on. ;)

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Re: Best Places to Have Sex Outside in Fairfax County?
Posted by: bobthort ()
Date: August 22, 2017 11:00AM

OP, no one fucks outside you ridiculous trolling pervert. Of course you're trying to get tips on where to spy on these fictitious rendezvous that never happen except in the pathetic puerile that is the depth of your 'brain'.

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Re: Best Places to Have Sex Outside in Fairfax County?
Posted by: Just go away ()
Date: August 22, 2017 11:08AM

Can't you contain your pervitude to yourself? Or find a forum where its appreciated?

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Re: Best Places to Have Sex Outside in Fairfax County?
Posted by: Plase ()
Date: August 22, 2017 11:16AM

bobthort Wrote:
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> OP, no one fucks outside you ridiculous trolling
> pervert. Of course you're trying to get tips on
> where to spy on these fictitious rendezvous that
> never happen except in the pathetic puerile that
> is the depth of your 'brain'.

Go away you fatty

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Re: Best Places to Have Sex Outside in Fairfax County?
Posted by: bobthort ()
Date: August 22, 2017 12:29PM

> Go away you fatty


I'm not fat, but you're definitely a perverted voyeur. They put people like you in jail!

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Re: Best Places to Have Sex Outside in Fairfax County?
Posted by: Sharon Bulova ()
Date: August 22, 2017 12:45PM

Outside of fairfax, I'd say in the ass is probably best.

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Re: Best Places to Have Sex Outside in Fairfax County?
Posted by: Pleasurable ()
Date: August 22, 2017 01:33PM

bobthort Wrote:
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> > Go away you fatty
>
>
> I'm not fat, but you're definitely a perverted
> voyeur. They put people like you in jail!

You have obviously never had sex outdoors in nature. Yes, you are most likely fat and ugly.

The most a couple can get is a ticket for nudity and that never happens in VA. As long as their are no kids around, police usually just smile and say please move along.

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Re: Best Places to Have Sex Outside in Fairfax County?
Posted by: XWJK7 ()
Date: August 23, 2017 04:14AM

You're asking for Lyme disease.

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Re: Best Places to Have Sex Outside in Fairfax County?
Posted by: g9thy ()
Date: August 23, 2017 05:05AM

And sunburn

and mosquito bites

and poison ivy

and crabs

and cooties

and gout

and fishdick

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Re: Best Places to Have Sex Outside in Fairfax County?
Posted by: random fun no more in ffx ()
Date: August 23, 2017 07:53AM

All I will say is there WERE a bunch of little neighborhood parks one could get away with it, but they are now flooded with the illegals who found out about them.

Used to be a nice, AMERICAN park to be at, but now the latinos and asians not from here have taken them over and during the day even one cannot even get a picnic table they took them all over and have their little kids running around.

There is no more privacy in Fairfax County. Either the clear land got turned into another house/condo complex or the illegals found out about the little clearing and turned it into a fiesta zone and go fishing with their beer cans and string and leave corona bottles everywhere. This is true at larger parks too, such as bull run. Notice how many ethnic festivals go on there now? Cant' even relax in the middle of a Wednesday morning- with the illegals and unemployed men parked in the park at 1pm in a pickup truck trying to hide from their wives acting like they went to work, the cops are also riding through.

Once again- we are overcrowded, no more privacy in fairfax Every little patch of clear land/woods has been found by people so you might get away once but never twice.

TO be sure you have private times, go out PWC or further to find nature again.

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Re: Best Places to Have Sex Outside in Fairfax County?
Posted by: bobthort ()
Date: August 23, 2017 08:24AM

Pleasurable Wrote:
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>
> You have obviously never had sex outdoors in
> nature. Yes, you are most likely fat and ugly.


No you nimrod, I'm clean, lean and mean. I'm a BAC-competitive league adult soccer star with 5% body fat. I GUARANTEE I look better than you.

The point is that I have human dignity and respect for my fellow Fairfax residents....as to not shame and disparage myself like you with your perverted-exhibitionist and voyeuristic hijinks.

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Re: Best Places to Have Sex Outside in Fairfax County?
Posted by: Leftist.Gorilla ()
Date: August 23, 2017 08:26AM

I used to just get it in the parking lot when So Addictive was still open.

Sigh, now I go to Mosaic to look for dudes.

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Re: Best Places to Have Sex Outside in Fairfax County?
Posted by: Carry on my wayward son ()
Date: August 23, 2017 08:38AM

bobthort Wrote:
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> Pleasurable Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > You have obviously never had sex outdoors in
> > nature. Yes, you are most likely fat and ugly.
>
>
>
> No you nimrod, I'm clean, lean and mean. I'm a
> BAC-competitive league adult soccer star with 5%
> body fat. I GUARANTEE I look better than you.
>
> The point is that I have human dignity and respect
> for my fellow Fairfax residents....as to not shame
> and disparage myself like you with your
> perverted-exhibitionist and voyeuristic hijinks.


So your a Blood Alcohol Content Competitive league adult, a soccer star and you pride yourself on being clean, lean and mean and on calling others names, because you are obviously better than others because you have less body fat?

Sure. That will get far in the long run. SMH

It won't get you into Heaven .. well of course you don't believe in such. You are your own god.

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Re: Best Places to Have Sex Outside in Fairfax County?
Posted by: thortbob ()
Date: August 23, 2017 08:50AM

Carry on my wayward son Wrote:
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> bobthort Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Pleasurable Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > >
> > > You have obviously never had sex outdoors in
> > > nature. Yes, you are most likely fat and
> ugly.
> >
> >
> >
> > No you nimrod, I'm clean, lean and mean. I'm a
> > BAC-competitive league adult soccer star with
> 5%
> > body fat. I GUARANTEE I look better than you.
>
> >
> > The point is that I have human dignity and
> respect
> > for my fellow Fairfax residents....as to not
> shame
> > and disparage myself like you with your
> > perverted-exhibitionist and voyeuristic
> hijinks.
>
>
> So your a Blood Alcohol Content Competitive league
> adult, a soccer star and you pride yourself on
> being clean, lean and mean and on calling others
> names, because you are obviously better than
> others because you have less body fat?
>
> Sure. That will get far in the long run. SMH
>
> It won't get you into Heaven .. well of course you
> don't believe in such. You are your own god.


If you were from here, or had kids of your own you'd know that BAC is Burke Athletic Club.

And of course I'm my own god. Smart, aggressive, successful people realize that the only god to believe in is yourself.

Also my white race and genetic lineage is my god too. After all, that's really the only TRUE evidence of our human permanence and an afterlife, isn't it? The fake 'heaven' afterlife you believe in is just a fairy tale to make you feel better about your sucky life here on earth. If you really believe in afterlife, you will see it in the faces and actions of your children. No where else, including your fakenews church.

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Re: Best Places to Have Sex Outside in Fairfax County?
Posted by: Hump till it hurts ()
Date: August 23, 2017 09:29AM

Surprised no one has mentioned the best place of all.

The I-66 Rest Area.

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Re: Best Places to Have Sex Outside in Fairfax County?
Posted by: Bdnjxk ()
Date: August 23, 2017 10:49AM

Turkey run is where all the city queer go to play butt tag .

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Re: Best Places to Have Sex Outside in Fairfax County?
Posted by: Captain_Obvious ()
Date: August 23, 2017 02:48PM

Bdnjxk Wrote:
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> Turkey run is where all the city queer go to play
> butt tag .


You would know.

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Re: Best Places to Have Sex Outside in Fairfax County?
Posted by: Long Dong Golder ()
Date: August 23, 2017 02:54PM

Difficult Run use to have a trail that led to some pond with cliff jumping by the Madera School. We use to go skinny dipping all the time up there in the 80's. There would be couples going at it and nude sunbathing.

Once saw an old fat guy hiking around the lake totally nude with slonger hanging out. The image still haunts me today.

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Re: Best Places to Have Sex Outside in Fairfax County?
Posted by: soccer faggots ()
Date: August 23, 2017 03:11PM

thortbob Wrote:
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> Carry on my wayward son Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > bobthort Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Pleasurable Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > >
> > > > You have obviously never had sex outdoors
> in
> > > > nature. Yes, you are most likely fat and
> > ugly.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > No you nimrod, I'm clean, lean and mean. I'm
> a
> > > BAC-competitive league adult soccer star
> with
> > 5%
> > > body fat. I GUARANTEE I look better than you.
>
> >
> > >
> > > The point is that I have human dignity and
> > respect
> > > for my fellow Fairfax residents....as to not
> > shame
> > > and disparage myself like you with your
> > > perverted-exhibitionist and voyeuristic
> > hijinks.
> >
> >
> > So your a Blood Alcohol Content Competitive
> league
> > adult, a soccer star and you pride yourself on
> > being clean, lean and mean and on calling
> others
> > names, because you are obviously better than
> > others because you have less body fat?
> >
> > Sure. That will get far in the long run. SMH
> >
> > It won't get you into Heaven .. well of course
> you
> > don't believe in such. You are your own god.
>
>
> If you were from here, or had kids of your own
> you'd know that BAC is Burke Athletic Club.
>
> And of course I'm my own god. Smart, aggressive,
> successful people realize that the only god to
> believe in is yourself.
>
> Also my white race and genetic lineage is my god
> too. After all, that's really the only TRUE
> evidence of our human permanence and an afterlife,
> isn't it? The fake 'heaven' afterlife you believe
> in is just a fairy tale to make you feel better
> about your sucky life here on earth. If you
> really believe in afterlife, you will see it in
> the faces and actions of your children. No where
> else, including your fakenews church.


LOL. Soccer? The only one you're looking to have sex with is another man.

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Re: Best Places to Have Sex Outside in Fairfax County?
Posted by: soccer is for jagoffs ()
Date: August 23, 2017 06:42PM

soccer faggots Wrote:
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>
>
> LOL. Soccer? The only one you're looking to have
> sex with is another man.


We were all thinking it.

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Re: Best Places to Have Sex Outside in Fairfax County?
Posted by: Ehh? ()
Date: August 23, 2017 10:16PM

bobthort Wrote:
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> No you nimrod, I'm clean, lean and mean. I'm a
> BAC-competitive league adult soccer star with 5%
> body fat. I GUARANTEE I look better than you.
>
> The point is that I have human dignity and respect
> for my fellow Fairfax residents....as to not shame
> and disparage myself like you with your
> perverted-exhibitionist and voyeuristic hijinks.

"BAC-competitive"? Blood Alcohol Content? Bank of America (ticker symbol)? Bacterial Artificial Chromosome? By Any Chance? British Acupuncture Council?

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Re: Best Places to Have Sex Outside in Fairfax County?
Posted by: thort bob ()
Date: August 24, 2017 09:59AM

> LOL. Soccer? The only one you're looking to have
> sex with is another man.


FACT: More faggots in the NBA and NFL than the whole entire FIFA roster! Big faggots too. Like Magic Johnson and Michael Sam.


Also, come down to Patriot Park off Braddock/FFX county parkway on Thursday evening after 7 pm some time. Bring your whole fat ass crew if you want. We will be there waiting for you. We will literally 'kick your ass' like a soccer ball. Bring CCW too. We got those in the glove compartment ready for ya!

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Re: Best Places to Have Sex Outside in Fairfax County?
Posted by: Pics ()
Date: August 24, 2017 10:50AM

pics or it didn't happen
Attachments:
pics_or_it_didnt_happen.jpg

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Re: Best Places to Have Sex Outside in Fairfax County?
Posted by: don't do it ()
Date: August 25, 2017 04:37PM

Not worth risking it to end up on the sex registry. At least we all now know where to view some live action or to avoid it.

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Re: Best Places to Have Sex Outside in Fairfax County?
Posted by: Jo mama ()
Date: August 26, 2017 11:50AM

Turkey Run downlow

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Re: Best Places to Have Sex Outside in Fairfax County?
Posted by: bessiebeardsley ()
Date: April 14, 2021 10:39AM

I see there a lot of interesting ideas. My favorite place is to have sex on the beach. You must try it, it's very exciting and romantic for me. Another interesting place that I would like to try is the Bibliotheque. This would be amazing for me! Anyway, due to some health factors, I had some erectile dysfunction. I was very depressed because of this. One of my friends advised me to use Shockwave Therapy for ED from https://rockhardscience.com/unlockit/. This device helped me a lot. He opens the blood vessels making your erection stronger and longer.

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Re: Best Places to Have Sex Outside in Fairfax County?
Posted by: bioclotidtai ()
Date: April 14, 2021 11:04AM

bessiebeardsley Wrote:
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> I see there a lot of interesting ideas. My
> favorite place is to have sex on the beach. You
> must try it, it's very exciting and romantic for
> me. Another interesting place that I would like to
> try is the Bibliotheque. This would be amazing for
> me! Anyway, due to some health factors, I had some
> erectile dysfunction. I was very depressed because
> of this. One of my friends advised me to use
> Shockwave Therapy for ED from
> https://rockhardscience.com/unlockit/. This device
> helped me a lot. He opens the blood vessels making
> your erection stronger and longer.
Haha, you right.

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Re: Best Places to Have Sex Outside in Fairfax County?
Posted by: Got aids there once ()
Date: April 14, 2021 10:36PM

The parking lot between Valentino’s and Arby’s on Beauregard Street. During daylight hours, preferably in Summer.

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Re: Best Places to Have Sex Outside in Fairfax County?
Posted by: Fuck off . ()
Date: April 14, 2021 11:21PM

Take your pervy shit to some porn site.

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Re: Best Places to Have Sex Outside in Fairfax County?
Posted by: Ploppy McFuckerson ()
Date: April 18, 2021 01:06PM

Giant parking lot for sexy times.

Also, Virginia sucks.

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