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Re: It's The Weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by:
Jimmy Buffett
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Date: October 28, 2017 06:49PM
God's Own Drunk
Great party song, even if you don't like Jimmy.
All done completely live in one take.
At the very end, you can hear the recording engineer say, "I missed the pause", just to mess with him.
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Re: It's The Weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by:
Flapjacks
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Date: November 04, 2017 10:38PM
More Grand Slambovians.
Some people might like to partake in a certain herbal substance before listening to this. Some may not.
Corn whiskey works for me at the moment.
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Re: It's The Weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by:
x7wcw
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Date: November 05, 2017 04:11AM
getting fired at work because you've been drinking - Congress made it legal for employers to take your blood or fire you simply for refusing
loosing your gfriend or wife because an alcoholic is no fun anymore
this is your DUI judge. he's a real money maker for the County and gets paid well. if you speak he'll imprison you for speaking. the only way i can get his name and address is if i can legitimately cite a reason to sue him. he's slick as bill clinton.
here's your lying defense lawyer paid by the "government". He told you not to worry, wasted your time for the meeting, and says "see you court day", barely remembering to give you a piece of paper showing where that is (infact he says look on your ticket)
ON COURT DAY HE PLEADS YOU GUILTY AND YOU GET THE MAXIMUM REPERCUSSION the law allows in your area - including seizure of your vehicle if government is doing grand theft auto in your area
Re: It's The Weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Breakfast in bed
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Date: November 05, 2017 08:32AM
Just this morning, I made breakfast for a pretty woman.
Eggs, bacon, toast, coffee, orange juice.
I carried into her bedroom on a tray, and she started yelling and screaming at me.
Something like, "who the hell are you?", "how did you get in my house?" "I'm calling the police" "get out".
I swear I tried to be nice to someone, and this is how I get treated.
Ungrateful bitch.