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Loud Muffler Revving in the area at all hours
Posted by: Sugar in the Tank Bitches ()
Date: August 11, 2017 06:10AM

I've never driven a vehicle with an intentionally loud muffler, so I have no idea.


Does revving the engine give you wood?

Does it make you cream your shorts?


What's the fucking point?

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Re: Loud Muffler Revving in the area at all hours
Posted by: FlamingBagOfShitOnYourStoop ()
Date: August 11, 2017 08:14AM

High performance engines collect carbon deposits. And carbon deposits in turn rob the engine of power. Revving the engine helps heat up those carbon deposits so that they dislodge down the exhaust pipe and are incinerated by the catalytic converter...

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Re: Loud Muffler Revving in the area at all hours
Posted by: American power ()
Date: August 11, 2017 08:42AM

FlamingBagOfShitOnYourStoop Wrote:
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> High performance engines collect carbon deposits.
> And carbon deposits in turn rob the engine of
> power. Revving the engine helps heat up those
> carbon deposits so that they dislodge down the
> exhaust pipe and are incinerated by the catalytic
> converter...



Lol. Now here is the rice-boy post of the year.

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Re: Loud Muffler Revving in the area at all hours
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: August 11, 2017 09:28AM

FlamingBagOfShitOnYourStoop Wrote:
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> High performance engines collect carbon deposits.
> And carbon deposits in turn rob the engine of
> power. Revving the engine helps heat up those
> carbon deposits so that they dislodge down the
> exhaust pipe and are incinerated by the catalytic
> converter...


Honda Civics don't have high performance engines.

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Re: Loud Muffler Revving in the area at all hours
Posted by: n54 single turbo ()
Date: August 11, 2017 10:25AM

2 stepping keeps the turbos spooling for maximum power. I rev my car up when I'm in front of a certain house. They stepped out in the street yelling at me to slow down while I was going 5 over. Now they get to hear pops and bangs every time I pass by, they start freaking out and it cracks me up. Oh and the flame coming out of my exhaust gives me a hard on.

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Re: Loud Muffler Revving in the area at all hours
Posted by: 440 Six Pack ()
Date: August 11, 2017 11:11AM

My cock is so huge that it hangs down and depresses the accelerator pedal when I am not suspecting it to happen.

Can't keep the trouser lizard coiled all the time.

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Re: Loud Muffler Revving in the area at all hours
Posted by: Pentuple Dump Champion ()
Date: August 11, 2017 11:27AM

Nothing but a bunch of ricer driving spics and zips.

They enlarge the tailpipe until a cantaloupe will comfortably fit in it, then lower it to an inch off the ground and buy gigantic tires.

To these geniuses, it's a solid use of their McWages.

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Re: Loud Muffler Revving in the area at all hours
Posted by: Sugar in the Tank Bitches ()
Date: August 11, 2017 06:19PM

Pentuple Dump Champion Wrote:
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> Nothing but a bunch of ricer driving spics and
> zips.
>
> They enlarge the tailpipe until a cantaloupe will
> comfortably fit in it, then lower it to an inch
> off the ground and buy gigantic tires.
>
> To these geniuses, it's a solid use of their
> McWages.


Rotflmao

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Re: Loud Muffler Revving in the area at all hours
Posted by: FlamingBagOfShitOnYourStoop ()
Date: August 11, 2017 07:23PM

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> FlamingBagOfShitOnYourStoop Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > High performance engines collect carbon
> deposits.
> > And carbon deposits in turn rob the engine of
> > power. Revving the engine helps heat up those
> > carbon deposits so that they dislodge down the
> > exhaust pipe and are incinerated by the
> catalytic
> > converter...
>
>
> Honda Civics don't have high performance engines.

What's a Honda Civic? Is that a car? I was referring to my '72 Gran Torino Sport with a Super-Cobra Jet crate. He's a finicky bastard that requires frequent revving until warm. And he passes everything out there on the streets...except the gas station. OPEC throws a party when I fire the ignition.

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Re: Loud Muffler Revving in the area at all hours
Posted by: causeican ()
Date: August 12, 2017 01:45PM

FlamingBagOfShitOnYourStoop Wrote:
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> High performance engines collect carbon deposits.
> And carbon deposits in turn rob the engine of
> power. Revving the engine helps heat up those
> carbon deposits so that they dislodge down the
> exhaust pipe and are incinerated by the catalytic
> converter...

Thank you. That explains it. Now, why do you hate your neighbors?

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Re: Loud Muffler Revving in the area at all hours
Posted by: FlamingBagOfShitOnYourStoop ()
Date: August 12, 2017 02:07PM

causeican Wrote:
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> FlamingBagOfShitOnYourStoop Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > High performance engines collect carbon
> deposits.
> > And carbon deposits in turn rob the engine of
> > power. Revving the engine helps heat up those
> > carbon deposits so that they dislodge down the
> > exhaust pipe and are incinerated by the
> catalytic
> > converter...
>
> Thank you. That explains it. Now, why do you
> hate your neighbors?

In my neighborhood? Because there are so many non-whites. I have lived in the same house for 57 years, except for the 8 years I was away at school. It used to be all whites and I only worked on my car and made noise down at the gas station.

But now? Noise polluting my non-white neighbors is my way of trying to take back my neighborhood and let my neighbors know that they and their foreign, non-American, non-conforming ways are not welcome here.

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Re: Loud Muffler Revving in the area at all hours
Posted by: causeican ()
Date: August 12, 2017 02:48PM

FlamingBagOfShitOnYourStoop Wrote:
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> causeican Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > FlamingBagOfShitOnYourStoop Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > High performance engines collect carbon
> > deposits.
> > > And carbon deposits in turn rob the engine of
> > > power. Revving the engine helps heat up those
> > > carbon deposits so that they dislodge down
> the
> > > exhaust pipe and are incinerated by the
> > catalytic
> > > converter...
> >
> > Thank you. That explains it. Now, why do you
> > hate your neighbors?
>
> In my neighborhood? Because there are so many
> non-whites. I have lived in the same house for 57
> years, except for the 8 years I was away at
> school. It used to be all whites and I only worked
> on my car and made noise down at the gas station.
>
> But now? Noise polluting my non-white neighbors is
> my way of trying to take back my neighborhood and
> let my neighbors know that they and their foreign,
> non-American, non-conforming ways are not welcome
> here.

I thought perhaps you lived near here.
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Re: Loud Muffler Revving in the area at all hours
Posted by: Hang in there ()
Date: August 12, 2017 02:52PM

FlamingBagOfShitOnYourStoop Wrote:
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> causeican Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > FlamingBagOfShitOnYourStoop Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > High performance engines collect carbon
> > deposits.
> > > And carbon deposits in turn rob the engine of
> > > power. Revving the engine helps heat up those
> > > carbon deposits so that they dislodge down
> the
> > > exhaust pipe and are incinerated by the
> > catalytic
> > > converter...
> >
> > Thank you. That explains it. Now, why do you
> > hate your neighbors?
>
> In my neighborhood? Because there are so many
> non-whites. I have lived in the same house for 57
> years, except for the 8 years I was away at
> school. It used to be all whites and I only worked
> on my car and made noise down at the gas station.
>
> But now? Noise polluting my non-white neighbors is
> my way of trying to take back my neighborhood and
> let my neighbors know that they and their foreign,
> non-American, non-conforming ways are not welcome
> here.

Relax. It appears your time is almost up. Grim reaper probably making your preparations at this time.

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Re: Loud Muffler Revving in the area at all hours
Posted by: FlamingBagOfShitOnYourStoop ()
Date: August 12, 2017 09:01PM

Hang in there Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> FlamingBagOfShitOnYourStoop Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > causeican Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > FlamingBagOfShitOnYourStoop Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > High performance engines collect carbon
> > > deposits.
> > > > And carbon deposits in turn rob the engine
> of
> > > > power. Revving the engine helps heat up
> those
> > > > carbon deposits so that they dislodge down
> > the
> > > > exhaust pipe and are incinerated by the
> > > catalytic
> > > > converter...
> > >
> > > Thank you. That explains it. Now, why do
> you
> > > hate your neighbors?
> >
> > In my neighborhood? Because there are so many
> > non-whites. I have lived in the same house for
> 57
> > years, except for the 8 years I was away at
> > school. It used to be all whites and I only
> worked
> > on my car and made noise down at the gas
> station.
> >
> > But now? Noise polluting my non-white neighbors
> is
> > my way of trying to take back my neighborhood
> and
> > let my neighbors know that they and their
> foreign,
> > non-American, non-conforming ways are not
> welcome
> > here.
>
> Relax. It appears your time is almost up. Grim
> reaper probably making your preparations at this
> time.

Unlikely...there's no one in my family who has ever passed before age 87. I have another 30 years ahead. Thanks, though...

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Re: Loud Muffler Revving in the area at all hours
Posted by: n54 is a douche ()
Date: August 14, 2017 07:00AM

n54 single turbo Wrote:
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> 2 stepping keeps the turbos spooling for maximum
> power. I rev my car up when I'm in front of a
> certain house. They stepped out in the street
> yelling at me to slow down while I was going 5
> over. Now they get to hear pops and bangs every
> time I pass by, they start freaking out and it
> cracks me up. Oh and the flame coming out of my
> exhaust gives me a hard on.


Nice you admit you were speeding and that you are indeed a loser......

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Re: Loud Muffler Revving in the area at all hours
Posted by: Sugar in the Tank Bitches ()
Date: August 16, 2017 06:37AM

The noisy rice burner has been chemically silenced.

The quiet majority reigns supreme.

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Re: Loud Muffler Revving in the area at all hours
Posted by: Sparks.IT ()
Date: August 16, 2017 07:58AM

Sugar in the Tank Bitches Wrote:
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> The noisy rice burner has been chemically
> silenced.
>
> The quiet majority reigns supreme.

Your IP address has been triangulated...

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Re: Loud Muffler Revving in the area at all hours
Posted by: n54 single turbo ()
Date: August 16, 2017 09:12AM

n54 is a douche Wrote:
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> n54 single turbo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 2 stepping keeps the turbos spooling for
> maximum
> > power. I rev my car up when I'm in front of a
> > certain house. They stepped out in the street
> > yelling at me to slow down while I was going 5
> > over. Now they get to hear pops and bangs every
> > time I pass by, they start freaking out and it
> > cracks me up. Oh and the flame coming out of
> my
> > exhaust gives me a hard on.
>
>
> Nice you admit you were speeding and that you are
> indeed a loser......


5 over, what speed demon! A loser with a garett that's worth more than your prius.

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Re: Loud Muffler Revving in the area at all hours
Posted by: Fantom.Shitter ()
Date: August 16, 2017 11:03PM

Sparks.IT Wrote:
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> Sugar in the Tank Bitches Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The noisy rice burner has been chemically
> > silenced.
> >
> > The quiet majority reigns supreme.
>
> Your IP address has been triangulated...


Oh goody! Can ya trinangulate your mother?

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Re: Loud Muffler Revving in the area at all hours
Posted by: Sparks.IT ()
Date: August 17, 2017 06:15AM

Well Fantom...as you yourself might say...

Only faggots ask to triangulate someone's mother.

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Re: Loud Muffler Revving in the area at all hours
Posted by: Hangry ()
Date: August 17, 2017 08:24AM

causeican Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> FlamingBagOfShitOnYourStoop Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > causeican Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > FlamingBagOfShitOnYourStoop Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > High performance engines collect carbon
> > > deposits.
> > > > And carbon deposits in turn rob the engine
> of
> > > > power. Revving the engine helps heat up
> those
> > > > carbon deposits so that they dislodge down
> > the
> > > > exhaust pipe and are incinerated by the
> > > catalytic
> > > > converter...
> > >
> > > Thank you. That explains it. Now, why do
> you
> > > hate your neighbors?
> >
> > In my neighborhood? Because there are so many
> > non-whites. I have lived in the same house for
> 57
> > years, except for the 8 years I was away at
> > school. It used to be all whites and I only
> worked
> > on my car and made noise down at the gas
> station.
> >
> > But now? Noise polluting my non-white neighbors
> is
> > my way of trying to take back my neighborhood
> and
> > let my neighbors know that they and their
> foreign,
> > non-American, non-conforming ways are not
> welcome
> > here.
>
> I thought perhaps you lived near here.


Now I want donuts.

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Re: Loud Muffler Revving in the area at all hours
Posted by: urcarslow ()
Date: August 22, 2017 09:26AM

speed limits there for a reason asshat......I know it is hard to look outside your silly sad little universe that revolves around your sorry pretend race car, but I cannot wait until you have to deal with people like yourself when you get older. Gonna be a pain in the ass lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Loud Muffler Revving in the area at all hours
Posted by: Thanks FCPD! ()
Date: August 22, 2017 10:50AM

Sugar in the Tank Bitches Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I've never driven a vehicle with an intentionally
> loud muffler, so I have no idea.
>
>
> Does revving the engine give you wood?
>
> Does it make you cream your shorts?
>
>
> What's the fucking point?

Fairfax county now has a stricter law on loud mufflers. It's extremely easy to ticket any loud/fart muffler now and they are enforcing.

Thanks FCPD!

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Re: Loud Muffler Revving in the area at all hours
Posted by: 1wdfnsdfj ()
Date: August 23, 2017 06:35AM

I am glad to hear that. Those fart cans scream wanna-be.

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