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Best Federal prison?
Posted by: Charles Martel of Tours ()
Date: August 10, 2017 05:51AM

I'm anticipating the need to plan a vacation...I need advice.

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Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: August 10, 2017 07:09AM

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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 09/14/2017 04:42PM by chuckhoffmann.

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Re: Best Federal prison?
Posted by: Jay Wigger ()
Date: August 10, 2017 07:51AM

Damn shame what he did to that gerbil!
He will do FEDERAL time, that's for suuure!
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Re: Best Federal prison?
Posted by: Inquisitive One ()
Date: August 10, 2017 09:50AM

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> If you're going to prison, you want to do your
> time in a Federal prison camp.
>
> Alderson FPC - Alderson, West Virginia
> https://www.bop.gov/locations/institutions/ald/
> Bryan FPC - Bryan, Texas
> https://www.bop.gov/locations/institutions/bry/
> Duluth FPC - Duluth, Minnesota
> https://www.bop.gov/locations/institutions/dth/
> Montgomery FPC - Montgomery, Alabama
> https://www.bop.gov/locations/institutions/mon/
> Pensacola FPC - Pensacola, Florida
> https://www.bop.gov/locations/institutions/pen/
> Yankton FPC - Yankton, South Dakota
> https://www.bop.gov/locations/institutions/yan/
>
> N.B. FPC Alderson and FPC Bryan are a women-only
> prisons. All others are male-only.
>
> Here's a slightly out-of-date article on the best
> places to got to prison
> https://www.cnbc.com/2012/01/19/The-Best-Places-to
> -Go-to-Prison.html

This is handy information for a lot of visitors to this site! The only problem is that anyone on FU would be going to at least a medium security prison because the Camps are generally reserved for VIPs and white collar crime. If you want a real treat for a lengthy vacation consider the Lewisburg Penitentiary. It is a lot like a huge castle from the Middle Ages with similar conveniences of that era too.

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Re: Best Federal prison?
Posted by: Pointer outer of things ()
Date: August 10, 2017 10:13AM

Inquisitive One Wrote:
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> c
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> If you want a
> real treat for a lengthy vacation consider the
> Lewisburg Penitentiary. It is a lot like a huge
> castle from the Middle Ages with similar
> conveniences of that era too.


There's a section in Lewisburg where they keep the mob types. They have it pretty good, there. They do send some white collar criminals to the mob section there.

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Re: Best Federal prison?
Posted by: Go where I send you ()
Date: August 10, 2017 10:41AM

I don't think you get to chose.

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Re: Best Federal prison?
Posted by: Terre Haute FTW ()
Date: August 10, 2017 01:39PM

I very much enjoyed the cheese sandwiches they served me at Terre Haute. The beds left a lot to be desired but overall the accommodations were clean and the staff were all friendly.

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Re: Best Federal prison?
Posted by: Fa Kinae ()
Date: August 10, 2017 10:20PM

I married a woman who works for the U.S.Department of Agriculture.

Guess what?

Since the wedding, every day has been federal prison.

It is hard time.

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Re: Best Federal prison?
Posted by: Charles Martel of Tours ()
Date: August 10, 2017 10:46PM

I pissed off the wrong people.
I can't do anything about that now, but I'm scared to death of the gays in there.

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Re: Best Federal prison-not Pensacola
Posted by: Betty ()
Date: October 16, 2017 01:24AM

THis "camp" isnt cushy. HIgher security prisons have more flexibility and convenience. No real tv rooms, no coffee, expensive vending in VR, dinner at 3 and on trays. CRuel and unusual,punishment for non violent offenders.

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Re: Best Federal prison?
Posted by: Kimmy ()
Date: April 13, 2022 03:19PM

FPC Alderson is known as one of the earlier federal prisons for women. It became known as "Camp Cupcake" following Martha Stewart's incarceration. This page contains a lot of information about Federal Prison Camp Alderson: https://prisonerresource.com/federal-bureau-prisons/fpc-alderson-federal-prison-camp/

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