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New Sex Cult in Fairfax County
Posted by: The Big Donger ()
Date: August 08, 2017 01:07PM

Has anybody heard about the new sex count in Fairfax county?

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Re: New Sex Cult in Fairfax County
Posted by: strokker ()
Date: August 08, 2017 01:29PM

No, but I would like to join.

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Re: New Sex Cult in Fairfax County
Posted by: this guy? ()
Date: August 08, 2017 02:01PM

Count Dickula?

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Re: New Sex Cult in Fairfax County
Posted by: Initiation ()
Date: August 08, 2017 02:39PM

strokker Wrote:
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> No, but I would like to join.

You have to sleep with all the women in the cult to join.

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Re: New Sex Cult in Fairfax County
Posted by: Rainbow Parties Lipstiz ()
Date: August 08, 2017 03:39PM

A rainbow party is a supposed group sex event featured in an urban legend spread since the early 2000s. A variant of other sex party urban myths, the stories claim that at these events, allegedly increasingly popular among adolescents, females wearing various shades of lipstick take turns fellating males in sequence, leaving multiple colors (a "rainbow") on their penises.[1]

The idea was publicized on The Oprah Winfrey Show in 2003, and became the subject of a juvenile novel called Rainbow Party.[1] Sex researchers and adolescent health care professionals have found no evidence for the existence of rainbow parties, and consequently attribute the spread of the stories to a moral panic.[1] On May 27, 2010 the television program The Doctors discussed the topic with dozens of teens, parents, and professionals.

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Re: New Sex Cult in Fairfax County
Posted by: Get it on ()
Date: August 08, 2017 03:47PM

Arthur Treacher's After Dark

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Re: New Sex Cult in Fairfax County
Posted by: Dr. Memory ()
Date: August 08, 2017 04:28PM

Kudos for Arthur Treacher's After Dark. Well done.

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Re: New Sex Cult in Fairfax County
Posted by: God's Food ()
Date: August 08, 2017 05:19PM

At Chick-fil-a we keep our legs crossed

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Re: New Sex Cult in Fairfax County
Posted by: Raul ()
Date: August 08, 2017 05:39PM

Do you know if your penis goes in a vagina you will make a baby. This is not a joke! That's why there are so many babies all the time!

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Re: New Sex Cult in Fairfax County
Posted by: 56k ()
Date: August 08, 2017 05:44PM

The Big Donger Wrote:
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> Has anybody heard about the new sex count in
> Fairfax county?

what, aol back? - Age, location, Sex count?

yeah.! It only counts if you actually have it!

ha! That's what she said!

My ass! More like a muffled, drooling, mumble. Know what I'm saying.

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Re: New Sex Cult in Fairfax County
Posted by: million $ oldtown condo ()
Date: August 08, 2017 09:26PM

Its not new. We're like what? 20 miles from D.C.?
What this is, is you've just noticed a bunch of young Capitol Hill hook...er, interns. Yeah, interns. (Cough.Cough...)

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Re: New Sex Cult in Fairfax County
Posted by: Fairfax Swingers? ()
Date: August 09, 2017 10:09AM

Is this the group that does the wife swapping parties?

Or are we talking about the FFX swingers internet meetup group?

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Re: New Sex Cult in Fairfax County
Posted by: jpche ()
Date: August 10, 2017 02:58PM

sex in fx co is new, there's no history to it

you sound like someone worth listening to

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Re: New Sex Cult in Fairfax County
Posted by: roller ()
Date: August 12, 2017 09:57AM

Has anyone ever known a woman that gets off on giving peeks up their skirts or down their blouse.. while making it appear totally accidental... or a husband or boyfriend who wants their woman to do this

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Re: New Sex Cult in Fairfax County
Posted by: Not Uncommon ()
Date: August 12, 2017 10:45AM

roller Wrote:
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> Has anyone ever known a woman that gets off on
> giving peeks up their skirts or down their
> blouse.. while making it appear totally
> accidental... or a husband or boyfriend who wants
> their woman to do this


That is something most women do from time to time. I had a Algebra teacher in HS that wore semi short skirts, and gave us 15 year old guys panty shots all the time.

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Re: New Sex Cult in Fairfax County
Posted by: Roller ()
Date: August 12, 2017 08:22PM

I had many women do that to me growing up as well... very hot.. only now days you better not take a picture of it... I used to date a much older woman who did that all the time... i was hot as hell for her every time she did it... so hot to be with her knowing all those other guys had been looking and wished they were where i was now..

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Re: New Sex Cult in Fairfax County
Posted by: XGLGH ()
Date: August 12, 2017 08:29PM

roller Wrote:
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> Has anyone ever known a woman that gets off on
> giving peeks up their skirts or down their
> blouse.. while making it appear totally
> accidental... or a husband or boyfriend who wants
> their woman to do this

Yeah, a bunch of bitches on YouTube doing those "clean with me" videos. They always seem to position themselves so the camera shoots down their tops. They usually wear tights or yoga pants, too.

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Re: New Sex Cult in Fairfax County
Posted by: Old Grand Dad ()
Date: August 12, 2017 08:34PM

Where are the old sex cults, and do they take AARP cards?

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Re: New Sex Cult in Fairfax County
Posted by: Mic drop ()
Date: August 14, 2017 08:00PM

Old Grand Dad Wrote:
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> Where are the old sex cults, and do they take AARP
> cards?

Ah ha!!! You win!!

5000+ for slither in (while you can)

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Re: New Sex Cult in Fairfax County
Posted by: Roller ()
Date: August 15, 2017 04:35PM

I wish more Ladies and / or couples would be out there panty flashing...or what ever they want to wear or not wear under their skirts and tops...even if i saw an ad on here or on craigslist to meet up for a seemingly ''accidental'' show... i would probably not go... knowing it would most likely be some kids laughing their ass off at someone showing up knowing it was a joke... oh well.. will take what i can get when i get it... i know some guys have it worse than me because i catch them looking up my wifes skirt sometime and she is easily old enough to be their mother...or more...

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