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Deaths on FFX Parkway- Funeral for Merrills
Posted by: Ravine Neighbor ()
Date: October 27, 2009 06:12PM

Memorial for the Merrill's-- Funeral Services for Mike and Jeanne Merrill

10:00AM Thursday October 29th, 2009

Saint Bernadette’s Catholic Church

7600 Old Keene Mill Road
Springfield, VA 22152
703-451-8567

Reception also at Saint Bernadette's immediately after the funeral until 1pm
Burial will be private to the family

A wake will be held Wednesday afternoon from 2 - 4pm
and again at 7 - 9pm - recitation of the Rosary will begin at 8pm

Jefferson Funeral Chapel

Castlewellan Drive
Alexandria, VA 22315
703-971-7400

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Re: Deaths on FFX Parkway- Funeral for Merrills
Posted by: FucYOO ()
Date: October 27, 2009 07:14PM

Shut up. No one cares.
Stop your fucking whining.

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Re: Deaths on FFX Parkway- Funeral for Merrills
Posted by: why ()
Date: October 27, 2009 07:54PM

My thoughts and prayers are with their family, but this is NOT the place to be posting this.

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Re: Deaths on FFX Parkway- Funeral for Merrills
Posted by: Friend ()
Date: October 27, 2009 09:01PM

May they rest in peace and be Angels looking over their children!

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Re: Deaths on FFX Parkway- Funeral for Merrills
Posted by: McGirt ()
Date: October 27, 2009 11:16PM

where's my popcorn?

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Re: Deaths on FFX Parkway- Funeral for Merrills
Posted by: Otis ()
Date: October 27, 2009 11:42PM

Will there be booze at the wake?

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Re: Deaths on FFX Parkway- Funeral for Merrills
Posted by: TefD187 ()
Date: October 28, 2009 12:32AM

My prayers are with you and ur children. God will take care of you both.

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Re: Deaths on FFX Parkway- Funeral for Merrills
Posted by: CONCIERGE ()
Date: October 28, 2009 01:02AM

Yes there will be a limited amount of booze but you must have proof of prepurchasing a taxi and or reciept of prepaid limo service. A "fun bowl" will be placed behind the soda machine full of all your favorite over the counter medications we can find in the chapel medicine cabinet and first-aide kits. Please keep the fun bowl HUSH HUSH as county officers, off duty but in uniform will be maning the doors so no open containers of "SIZzUrP" will be alowed in plain sight during the event. We ask that all persons under 18 be accompanied by an adult. Ladies get in free before ten and all bags will be checked at the door. All who enter will be subject to random "frisk" style weapons searches and electronic metal detection. Those of color will be provided thier own drinking fountain, bathroom, and bedae and are only allowed to dance in the rear of the hall. A special entrance will also be provided for these individuals. Do not worry because measures have been taken to prevent any furthur arsenic "spiking" from being done to the "colored" punch bowl". And lastly all must be dressed to impress. Enjoy the evening and help us and the family remember these two individuals lives, rojoice in knowing they are in a better place, and celebrate the fact that they are resting in peace!

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Re: Deaths on FFX Parkway- Funeral for Merrills
Posted by: Cottonmouth Joe ()
Date: October 28, 2009 01:07AM

Will hotdogs be served? And will you be grilling the colored's hotdogs or just microwaving ours?

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