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Shucking Corn At The Store
Posted by:
VWXJN
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Date: June 25, 2017 11:32AM
So what is it about all the idiots that shuck corn at the grocery stores?
Seems like one of the behaviors that one person does it and everyone else thinks they should follow along. Farm animal type of behavior.
Why do stores encourage this and put out trash cans?
Shucking corn causes it to dry out quickly you cannot cook the corn unshucked if you choose to grill or cook it in the husk.
Seems like an idiotic thing to do with your time while blocking the isles in the store and looking like a fool.
I can shuck corn at home on my schedule and not disrupt the entire store and I do not make a mess in my kitchen.
Seems like one of the behaviors that one person does it and everyone else thinks they should follow along. Farm animal type of behavior.
Why do stores encourage this and put out trash cans?
Shucking corn causes it to dry out quickly you cannot cook the corn unshucked if you choose to grill or cook it in the husk.
Seems like an idiotic thing to do with your time while blocking the isles in the store and looking like a fool.
I can shuck corn at home on my schedule and not disrupt the entire store and I do not make a mess in my kitchen.
Re: Shucking Corn At The Store
Posted by:
Plus
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Date: June 25, 2017 11:36AM
Corn silk makes great tea.
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Re: Shucking Corn At The Store
Posted by:
HATE THIS
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Date: June 25, 2017 11:47AM
For those of us that cook the corn in the husk this practice sucks.
Re: Shucking Corn At The Store
Posted by:
cheap skate
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Date: June 25, 2017 12:38PM
Because corn is sold by weight and cheap asses don't want to pay for the weight of the husk.
Re: Shucking Corn At The Store
Posted by:
Oh Really...
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Date: June 25, 2017 12:40PM
cheap skate Wrote:
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> Because corn is sold by weight and cheap asses
> don't want to pay for the weight of the husk.
It's always sold by each...dumbass.
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> Because corn is sold by weight and cheap asses
> don't want to pay for the weight of the husk.
It's always sold by each...dumbass.
Re: Shucking Corn At The Store
Posted by:
HVVYN
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Date: June 25, 2017 12:43PM
I don't understand what causes people to reject an ear. I haven't seen one that didn't look just fine that was partially denuded. Do they have supervision that can't penetrate green leafy husks?
Re: Shucking Corn At The Store
Posted by:
Korndawg
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Date: June 25, 2017 01:14PM
Some ears of corn can have some portion that's withered or rotten. I suppose shucking in the store helps folks avoid the bad ones.
Re: Shucking Corn At The Store
Posted by:
Master.Bator
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Date: June 25, 2017 01:41PM
Oh sorry...I thought this thread was on a totally different subject...
Re: Shucking Corn At The Store
Posted by:
get a life moran
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Date: June 25, 2017 01:54PM
Why do you care?
Re: Shucking Corn At The Store
Posted by:
KBVUN
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Date: June 25, 2017 03:43PM
get a life moran Wrote:
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> Why do you care?
Because the asshole shuckers block the aisle and access to the corn.
It is also a stupid process that seems to only happen in NOVA in stores. I never see this happening at the Farmers Market, Produce stands or outside of NOVA.
Just another stupid thing flunky NOVA shoppers do because they see some else doing it.
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> Why do you care?
Because the asshole shuckers block the aisle and access to the corn.
It is also a stupid process that seems to only happen in NOVA in stores. I never see this happening at the Farmers Market, Produce stands or outside of NOVA.
Just another stupid thing flunky NOVA shoppers do because they see some else doing it.
Re: Shucking Corn At The Store
Posted by:
Shuck my dick
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Date: June 25, 2017 09:06PM
KBVUN Wrote:
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> get a life moran Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Why do you care?
>
>
> Because the asshole shuckers block the aisle and
> access to the corn.
>
> It is also a stupid process that seems to only
> happen in NOVA in stores. I never see this
> happening at the Farmers Market, Produce stands or
> outside of NOVA.
>
> Just another stupid thing flunky NOVA shoppers do
> because they see some else doing it.
We do it to piss you off because you're obviously a loser who gets rolled up about inane bullshit. Now wait your turn and stay the fuck away from the corn until I'm done shucking.
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> get a life moran Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Why do you care?
>
>
> Because the asshole shuckers block the aisle and
> access to the corn.
>
> It is also a stupid process that seems to only
> happen in NOVA in stores. I never see this
> happening at the Farmers Market, Produce stands or
> outside of NOVA.
>
> Just another stupid thing flunky NOVA shoppers do
> because they see some else doing it.
We do it to piss you off because you're obviously a loser who gets rolled up about inane bullshit. Now wait your turn and stay the fuck away from the corn until I'm done shucking.
Re: Shucking Corn At The Store
Posted by:
Shuck you
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Date: June 25, 2017 09:54PM
Because people are stupid and annoying.
Re: Shucking Corn At The Store
Posted by:
Eat up!
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Date: June 25, 2017 10:04PM
There was this woman in the store where I shop. She had her 1 year oldish son up on the produce/corn bin changing his diaper.
After she finished, she threw the soiled diaper in the can for corn husks, and continued to paw through the ears.
Hispanics.......
After she finished, she threw the soiled diaper in the can for corn husks, and continued to paw through the ears.
Hispanics.......
Re: Shucking Corn At The Store
Posted by:
Since you asked
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Date: June 25, 2017 10:24PM
This started with Wegmans AFAICT.
Some of us never keep corn overnight at home, because it just gets that much starchier (not that you can get super-fresh corn here most of the time anyway). I shuck it at the store because it's convenient, avoids some hassle/mess at home, plus I can see if it's a 'bad' ear (missing rows, wormholes, etc.). I always pick a kernel off of an ear or two and taste it; often it's so starchy that I don't even buy corn.
Yes, shucking it means you cannot cook it unshucked. That's sort of axiomatic; not sure why you'd list it as a reason not to shuck it! Obviously if you want to cook it that way, don't shuck it. Sheesh.
I'm sorry you feel that people get in your way. That's life; deal with it. Or move to Iowa, where you can pick your own.
Some of us never keep corn overnight at home, because it just gets that much starchier (not that you can get super-fresh corn here most of the time anyway). I shuck it at the store because it's convenient, avoids some hassle/mess at home, plus I can see if it's a 'bad' ear (missing rows, wormholes, etc.). I always pick a kernel off of an ear or two and taste it; often it's so starchy that I don't even buy corn.
Yes, shucking it means you cannot cook it unshucked. That's sort of axiomatic; not sure why you'd list it as a reason not to shuck it! Obviously if you want to cook it that way, don't shuck it. Sheesh.
I'm sorry you feel that people get in your way. That's life; deal with it. Or move to Iowa, where you can pick your own.
Re: Shucking Corn At The Store
Posted by:
cooook
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Date: June 25, 2017 11:45PM
Two reasons....
1) You can inspect the corn before you take it home. There's plenty of them that are shitty once you get a look at the tip. Just the tip.
2) Why the fuck would I want to shuck it at home when I can do it at the store? The corn doesn't degrade shortly after being shucked. Saves time and mess.
If you really couldn't figure out and understand those two on your own.. you probably should stay out of the corn game bro. It's not for you chump.
1) You can inspect the corn before you take it home. There's plenty of them that are shitty once you get a look at the tip. Just the tip.
2) Why the fuck would I want to shuck it at home when I can do it at the store? The corn doesn't degrade shortly after being shucked. Saves time and mess.
If you really couldn't figure out and understand those two on your own.. you probably should stay out of the corn game bro. It's not for you chump.
Re: Shucking Corn At The Store
Posted by:
People that shuck corn at store
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Date: June 26, 2017 12:03AM
Good way to study white trash at the grocery.
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Posted by:
Corn Cuck
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Date: June 26, 2017 12:23AM
Don't eat corn. Then you won't have to give a shuck.
Re: Shucking Corn At The Store
Posted by:
glad you brought this up
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Date: June 26, 2017 07:16AM
I always wondered this. I usually pull down one thick bunch of the covering to check the corn, then bag it and do it at home, on the floor, on newspaper. This is a messy job, your hands are a mess, and then you want to keep shopping? I would need to leave my cart and go wash my hands.
Re: Shucking Corn At The Store
Posted by:
The NOVA way
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Date: June 26, 2017 07:47AM
If someone is in the way, just wedge your body in there and push them aside. Asians do it all the time because that's the custom in zip land.
That's the only way the NOVA self important bitches will get the message that the world doesn't just stand the fuck around waiting for them to get the fuck out of the way.
That's the only way the NOVA self important bitches will get the message that the world doesn't just stand the fuck around waiting for them to get the fuck out of the way.
Re: Shucking Corn At The Store
Posted by:
Don't go 2 Costco free trial day
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Date: June 26, 2017 08:54AM
I seriously believe that the greedy fucks that go into Costco, just for the free trials of food that they're never going to buy, would leave their children in a hot car while doing it.
Although this area seems to have a wide variety of people from all over the world, it seems as though we must get the mentally deficient ones! Everyone around here acts this way. Everyone is the most important person in the world. Everyone must be right, be first, be immediately satisfied.
EVERYONE, go fuck yourselves!
Although this area seems to have a wide variety of people from all over the world, it seems as though we must get the mentally deficient ones! Everyone around here acts this way. Everyone is the most important person in the world. Everyone must be right, be first, be immediately satisfied.
EVERYONE, go fuck yourselves!
Re: Shucking Corn At The Store
Posted by:
Basement Dweller
()
Date: June 26, 2017 09:13AM
My personal chef shops for my grocery items, and prepares meals for my dining experience.
Thanks mom!
Thanks mom!
Re: Shucking Corn At The Store
Posted by:
cellardwellar
()
Date: June 26, 2017 10:03AM
Basement Dweller Wrote:
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> My personal chef shops for my grocery items, and
> prepares meals for my dining experience.
>
> Thanks mom!
She peels the plastic dealer on your microwave dinners?
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> My personal chef shops for my grocery items, and
> prepares meals for my dining experience.
>
> Thanks mom!
She peels the plastic dealer on your microwave dinners?
Re: Shucking Corn At The Store
Posted by:
DMDLK
()
Date: June 26, 2017 11:10AM
Don't go 2 Costco free trial day Wrote:
Everyone is the most
> important person in the world. Everyone must be
> right, be first, be immediately satisfied.
I was going into Target the other day. 3 Latino women with 2 smaller kids walked in ahead of me. They had a basket they were pushing. These fools stopped right as they enter the stop with the basket and all 5 of them huddling around.
One woman decided it was just the right place and time to pick up the smaller child and try to put them in the basket, all the while blocking the ENTIRE entrance to the store.
I do not think these rocket scientists understood or thought they were the most important people in the world, I think just like SO MANY people here in NOVA, they are so self absorbed in what they are doing, they have NO IDEA there are other people around them and they do not think about what they do and how they act and how it affects other people around them.
No different than the Asians that want the one parking spot in the front row nearest the store entrance. They see someone loading kids and an entire basket of goods into the car and they wait and hold up an entire line of traffic while waiting for the person to exit the one parking space.
I roll into ANY and ALL store parking lots and park as far away from the entrance and all the idiot drives as I can. I do not have to drive around and search for a parking space, wait for someone to exit a spot and I can quickly and easily exit the parking lot and not get stuck in a traffic jam of people circling and waiting for parking places or people walking their cart down the middle of the driving lanes.
Everyone is the most
> important person in the world. Everyone must be
> right, be first, be immediately satisfied.
I was going into Target the other day. 3 Latino women with 2 smaller kids walked in ahead of me. They had a basket they were pushing. These fools stopped right as they enter the stop with the basket and all 5 of them huddling around.
One woman decided it was just the right place and time to pick up the smaller child and try to put them in the basket, all the while blocking the ENTIRE entrance to the store.
I do not think these rocket scientists understood or thought they were the most important people in the world, I think just like SO MANY people here in NOVA, they are so self absorbed in what they are doing, they have NO IDEA there are other people around them and they do not think about what they do and how they act and how it affects other people around them.
No different than the Asians that want the one parking spot in the front row nearest the store entrance. They see someone loading kids and an entire basket of goods into the car and they wait and hold up an entire line of traffic while waiting for the person to exit the one parking space.
I roll into ANY and ALL store parking lots and park as far away from the entrance and all the idiot drives as I can. I do not have to drive around and search for a parking space, wait for someone to exit a spot and I can quickly and easily exit the parking lot and not get stuck in a traffic jam of people circling and waiting for parking places or people walking their cart down the middle of the driving lanes.
Re: Shucking Corn At The Store
Posted by:
Clear a Path
()
Date: June 26, 2017 11:24AM
I have a dark blue windbreaker that has large white letters spelling "ICE" on the back, and a smaller "ICE" on the left front.
I love to watch them get out of they way.
I love to watch them get out of they way.
Re: Shucking Corn At The Store
Posted by:
Pentuple Dump Champion
()
Date: June 26, 2017 11:30AM
I walk right through these people. Push them outta the way and don't say shit.
Some mexican was blocking an entire aisle the other day with his cart. Parked it right in the middle. I pulled up and looked at him for about 5 seconds and he literally moved the cart about an inch forward and went back to what he was doing. I pushed his cart and him about 3 feet as I went right through where he was standing.
Never said a word.
Some mexican was blocking an entire aisle the other day with his cart. Parked it right in the middle. I pulled up and looked at him for about 5 seconds and he literally moved the cart about an inch forward and went back to what he was doing. I pushed his cart and him about 3 feet as I went right through where he was standing.
Never said a word.
Re: Shucking Corn At The Store
Posted by:
Mike O'Meara Show Fan
()
Date: June 26, 2017 03:27PM
This is nigger and third world behavior that has been adopted by sheeplike white people. Because shucking corn at home creates such a big mess.
Just put an ear of corn in your microwave, in the husk, 2 0r 3 minutes. Perfect corn every time.
Just put an ear of corn in your microwave, in the husk, 2 0r 3 minutes. Perfect corn every time.
Re: Shucking Corn At The Store
Posted by:
Little spics@niggers
()
Date: June 26, 2017 03:41PM
I like to fart in their face or worse case in the area, made one cry one time. So loud smelled so bad little spic started crying, moma spic looked mad.
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Re: Shucking Corn At The Store
Posted by:
Shuck you
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Date: June 26, 2017 04:41PM
So this is your hill to die on? Ridiculous. I'm certain that you are a Debbie downer and miserable to be around.
Re: Shucking Corn At The Store
Posted by:
Shuck Off
()
Date: June 26, 2017 04:47PM
Stop being a whiny pussy.
Re: Shucking Corn At The Store
Posted by:
Since you asked
()
Date: June 26, 2017 07:44PM
Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
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> This is nigger and third world behavior that has
> been adopted by sheeplike white people. Because
> shucking corn at home creates such a big mess.
>
> Just put an ear of corn in your microwave, in the
> husk, 2 0r 3 minutes. Perfect corn every time.
Yep. But if you want to grill it OUT of the husks, then, doh, you need to shuck it first. So it depends on what you want to do with it. Since you don't want to shuck it at the store, just grab it and GTFO.
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> This is nigger and third world behavior that has
> been adopted by sheeplike white people. Because
> shucking corn at home creates such a big mess.
>
> Just put an ear of corn in your microwave, in the
> husk, 2 0r 3 minutes. Perfect corn every time.
Yep. But if you want to grill it OUT of the husks, then, doh, you need to shuck it first. So it depends on what you want to do with it. Since you don't want to shuck it at the store, just grab it and GTFO.
Re: Shucking Corn At The Store
Posted by:
Nickthedick
()
Date: June 27, 2017 01:53AM
In my years on Wegman patrol, I have watched many housewives, clad in yoga pants, shucking corn.
It didn't take long for me to realize the connection between a particular corn shucking technique and a mind blowing pole sucking technique. The best pole suckers are the wildest corn shuckers. Everyone of them took my behemoth cock to its maximum penetration, front and back.
Nickthedick, reporting from Wegmans.
It didn't take long for me to realize the connection between a particular corn shucking technique and a mind blowing pole sucking technique. The best pole suckers are the wildest corn shuckers. Everyone of them took my behemoth cock to its maximum penetration, front and back.
Nickthedick, reporting from Wegmans.
Re: Shucking Corn At The Store
Posted by:
causeican
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Date: June 27, 2017 05:15AM
People weren’t buying corn because they didn’t know what to do with it. The store came up with a promotional idea which made shucking corn a carnival-type event for fcps grads and foreigners. It’s a carnival event.
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Re: Shucking Corn At The Store
Posted by:
Mike O'Meara Show Fan
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Date: June 27, 2017 12:00PM
Since you asked Wrote:
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> Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This is nigger and third world behavior that
> has
> > been adopted by sheeplike white people.
> Because
> > shucking corn at home creates such a big mess.
> >
> > Just put an ear of corn in your microwave, in
> the
> > husk, 2 0r 3 minutes. Perfect corn every time.
>
> Yep. But if you want to grill it OUT of the husks,
> then, doh, you need to shuck it first. So it
> depends on what you want to do with it. Since you
> don't want to shuck it at the store, just grab it
> and GTFO.
And you can shuck it AT HOME, like God intended for white people, asshole.
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> Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This is nigger and third world behavior that
> has
> > been adopted by sheeplike white people.
> Because
> > shucking corn at home creates such a big mess.
> >
> > Just put an ear of corn in your microwave, in
> the
> > husk, 2 0r 3 minutes. Perfect corn every time.
>
> Yep. But if you want to grill it OUT of the husks,
> then, doh, you need to shuck it first. So it
> depends on what you want to do with it. Since you
> don't want to shuck it at the store, just grab it
> and GTFO.
And you can shuck it AT HOME, like God intended for white people, asshole.
Re: Shucking Corn At The Store
Posted by:
Home Corn Shucker
()
Date: June 27, 2017 12:55PM
Store corn shuckers are the same people that can't weigh their vegetables in the vegetable department. They do this at the self check-out register, (at a snails pace) while everyone in line waits!
Re: Shucking Corn At The Store
Posted by:
sfsdf
()
Date: June 27, 2017 01:04PM
When I was at Safeway the other day and I saw a barrel full of corn husks, I just thought "wtf?"
Re: Shucking Corn At The Store
Posted by:
less stress when no fucks given
()
Date: June 27, 2017 01:15PM
DMDLK Wrote:
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> Don't go 2 Costco free trial day Wrote:
> Everyone is the most
> > important person in the world. Everyone must be
> > right, be first, be immediately satisfied.
>
> I was going into Target the other day. 3 Latino
> women with 2 smaller kids walked in ahead of me.
> They had a basket they were pushing. These fools
> stopped right as they enter the stop with the
> basket and all 5 of them huddling around.
>
> One woman decided it was just the right place and
> time to pick up the smaller child and try to put
> them in the basket, all the while blocking the
> ENTIRE entrance to the store.
>
> I do not think these rocket scientists understood
> or thought they were the most important people in
> the world, I think just like SO MANY people here
> in NOVA, they are so self absorbed in what they
> are doing, they have NO IDEA there are other
> people around them and they do not think about
> what they do and how they act and how it affects
> other people around them.
>
> No different than the Asians that want the one
> parking spot in the front row nearest the store
> entrance. They see someone loading kids and an
> entire basket of goods into the car and they wait
> and hold up an entire line of traffic while
> waiting for the person to exit the one parking
> space.
>
> I roll into ANY and ALL store parking lots and
> park as far away from the entrance and all the
> idiot drives as I can. I do not have to drive
> around and search for a parking space, wait for
> someone to exit a spot and I can quickly and
> easily exit the parking lot and not get stuck in a
> traffic jam of people circling and waiting for
> parking places or people walking their cart down
> the middle of the driving lanes.
It must suck trying to make strangers happy all the time. Fuck them and what they think, if I want to stand at the door too fucking bad, you're going to have to wait another 10 seconds.
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> Don't go 2 Costco free trial day Wrote:
> Everyone is the most
> > important person in the world. Everyone must be
> > right, be first, be immediately satisfied.
>
> I was going into Target the other day. 3 Latino
> women with 2 smaller kids walked in ahead of me.
> They had a basket they were pushing. These fools
> stopped right as they enter the stop with the
> basket and all 5 of them huddling around.
>
> One woman decided it was just the right place and
> time to pick up the smaller child and try to put
> them in the basket, all the while blocking the
> ENTIRE entrance to the store.
>
> I do not think these rocket scientists understood
> or thought they were the most important people in
> the world, I think just like SO MANY people here
> in NOVA, they are so self absorbed in what they
> are doing, they have NO IDEA there are other
> people around them and they do not think about
> what they do and how they act and how it affects
> other people around them.
>
> No different than the Asians that want the one
> parking spot in the front row nearest the store
> entrance. They see someone loading kids and an
> entire basket of goods into the car and they wait
> and hold up an entire line of traffic while
> waiting for the person to exit the one parking
> space.
>
> I roll into ANY and ALL store parking lots and
> park as far away from the entrance and all the
> idiot drives as I can. I do not have to drive
> around and search for a parking space, wait for
> someone to exit a spot and I can quickly and
> easily exit the parking lot and not get stuck in a
> traffic jam of people circling and waiting for
> parking places or people walking their cart down
> the middle of the driving lanes.
It must suck trying to make strangers happy all the time. Fuck them and what they think, if I want to stand at the door too fucking bad, you're going to have to wait another 10 seconds.
Re: Shucking Corn At The Store
Posted by:
Mike O'Meara Show Fan
()
Date: June 27, 2017 02:24PM
Home Corn Shucker Wrote:
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> Store corn shuckers are the same people that can't
> weigh their vegetables in the vegetable
> department. They do this at the self check-out
> register, (at a snails pace) while everyone in
> line waits!
It's actually faster at the self-checkout and that way I don't have to stand by while some asshole takes his sweet time at the scale in the produce department. Fuck you.
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> Store corn shuckers are the same people that can't
> weigh their vegetables in the vegetable
> department. They do this at the self check-out
> register, (at a snails pace) while everyone in
> line waits!
It's actually faster at the self-checkout and that way I don't have to stand by while some asshole takes his sweet time at the scale in the produce department. Fuck you.
Re: Shucking Corn At The Store
Posted by:
Home Corn Shucker
()
Date: June 27, 2017 04:25PM
Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
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> Home Corn Shucker Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Store corn shuckers are the same people that
> can't
> > weigh their vegetables in the vegetable
> > department. They do this at the self check-out
> > register, (at a snails pace) while everyone in
> > line waits!
>
> It's actually faster at the self-checkout and that
> way I don't have to stand by while some asshole
> takes his sweet time at the scale in the produce
> department. Fuck you.
Hey, vegetable boy, put your iPhone down and look around. There are about 5 scales in every vegetable area....you douche.
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> Home Corn Shucker Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Store corn shuckers are the same people that
> can't
> > weigh their vegetables in the vegetable
> > department. They do this at the self check-out
> > register, (at a snails pace) while everyone in
> > line waits!
>
> It's actually faster at the self-checkout and that
> way I don't have to stand by while some asshole
> takes his sweet time at the scale in the produce
> department. Fuck you.
Hey, vegetable boy, put your iPhone down and look around. There are about 5 scales in every vegetable area....you douche.
Re: Shucking Corn At The Store
Posted by:
Sir Shuck Alot
()
Date: June 27, 2017 05:49PM
Home Corn Shucker Wrote:
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> Store corn shuckers are the same people that can't
> weigh their vegetables in the vegetable
> department. They do this at the self check-out
> register, (at a snails pace) while everyone in
> line waits!
So you have to wait an extra 3 minutes before you can get home and shove that eggplant up your ass......
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> Store corn shuckers are the same people that can't
> weigh their vegetables in the vegetable
> department. They do this at the self check-out
> register, (at a snails pace) while everyone in
> line waits!
So you have to wait an extra 3 minutes before you can get home and shove that eggplant up your ass......
Re: Shucking Corn At The Store
Posted by:
Mike O'Meara Show Fan
()
Date: June 27, 2017 05:53PM
Home Corn Shucker Wrote:
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> Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Home Corn Shucker Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Store corn shuckers are the same people that
> > can't
> > > weigh their vegetables in the vegetable
> > > department. They do this at the self
> check-out
> > > register, (at a snails pace) while everyone
> in
> > > line waits!
> >
> > It's actually faster at the self-checkout and
> that
> > way I don't have to stand by while some asshole
> > takes his sweet time at the scale in the
> produce
> > department. Fuck you.
>
> Hey, vegetable boy, put your iPhone down and look
> around. There are about 5 scales in every
> vegetable area....you douche.
And only one self-checkout, right? Fuck you in the ass with a corncob.
And it's called the produce section, not "the vegetable area" you retard.
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> Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Home Corn Shucker Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Store corn shuckers are the same people that
> > can't
> > > weigh their vegetables in the vegetable
> > > department. They do this at the self
> check-out
> > > register, (at a snails pace) while everyone
> in
> > > line waits!
> >
> > It's actually faster at the self-checkout and
> that
> > way I don't have to stand by while some asshole
> > takes his sweet time at the scale in the
> produce
> > department. Fuck you.
>
> Hey, vegetable boy, put your iPhone down and look
> around. There are about 5 scales in every
> vegetable area....you douche.
And only one self-checkout, right? Fuck you in the ass with a corncob.
And it's called the produce section, not "the vegetable area" you retard.
Re: Shucking Corn At The Store
Posted by:
Since you asked
()
Date: June 27, 2017 10:08PM
Why so mad, bro?
You asked a question, got some answers; now you seem to be angry. Get a grip.
You asked a question, got some answers; now you seem to be angry. Get a grip.
Re: Shucking Corn At The Store
Posted by:
Rhymerreason
()
Date: June 27, 2017 10:11PM
How much corn could a corn shucker shuck if a corn shucker could shuck corn.
Re: Shucking Corn At The Store
Posted by:
Mike O'Meara Show Fan
()
Date: June 27, 2017 10:58PM
Since you asked Wrote:
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> Why so mad, bro?
>
> You asked a question, got some answers; now you
> seem to be angry. Get a grip.
Why such a retard bro? The only question I asked was in the post immediately before yours: "And only one self-checkout, right?" Got no answer because it was RHETORICAL BRO because I was pointing out the retardation of another poster.
Fuck you in the ass with a corncob.
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> Why so mad, bro?
>
> You asked a question, got some answers; now you
> seem to be angry. Get a grip.
Why such a retard bro? The only question I asked was in the post immediately before yours: "And only one self-checkout, right?" Got no answer because it was RHETORICAL BRO because I was pointing out the retardation of another poster.
Fuck you in the ass with a corncob.
Re: Shucking Corn At The Store
Posted by:
Since you asked
()
Date: June 27, 2017 11:29PM
Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
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> Why such a retard bro? The only question I asked
> was in the post immediately before yours: "And
> only one self-checkout, right?" Got no answer
> because it was RHETORICAL BRO because I was
> pointing out the retardation of another poster.
>
> Fuck you in the ass with a corncob.
Ah, well. I guess I conflated your hostile, fifth-grade posts with the original thread. My point remains: WTF is your problem? Ah, right, you're twelve. One day you'll grow up. Until then, plonk.
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> Why such a retard bro? The only question I asked
> was in the post immediately before yours: "And
> only one self-checkout, right?" Got no answer
> because it was RHETORICAL BRO because I was
> pointing out the retardation of another poster.
>
> Fuck you in the ass with a corncob.
Ah, well. I guess I conflated your hostile, fifth-grade posts with the original thread. My point remains: WTF is your problem? Ah, right, you're twelve. One day you'll grow up. Until then, plonk.
Re: Shucking Corn At The Store
Posted by:
Mike O'Meara Show Fan
()
Date: June 28, 2017 01:17AM
I guess I get frustrated dealing with retards who are mentally fifth graders but have driver's licenses and sperm and other adult stuff who think they need to mouth off and that "I guess I conflated" is sufficient excuse for their retardation.
What's my problem? Scroll up and look at yourself and all the other assholes I dialoged with you retard.
Again, corncob in your ass.
"Plonk." That's a heck of a zinger! You really got me.
What's my problem? Scroll up and look at yourself and all the other assholes I dialoged with you retard.
Again, corncob in your ass.
"Plonk." That's a heck of a zinger! You really got me.
Re: Shucking Corn At The Store
Posted by:
Fantom.Shitter
()
Date: June 28, 2017 02:38AM
This site never disappoints. After weeks of that prescription meds bullshit spammer...and my reward for wading through that...is this thread. This is just fantastic Internet right here, I don't care who y'are...
Re: Shucking Corn At The Store
Posted by:
JNWNB
()
Date: June 28, 2017 05:46AM
Only in NOVA/DMV/FFX and on FFX Underground!