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Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Petition to "Let Crystal Koons Speak"
Posted by:
Free Crystal Koons
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Date: June 22, 2017 09:35PM
In the new ads Crystal Koons is not allowed to speak. I'm going around to local malls, churches and fast food restaurants getting people to sign my "Free Crystal Koons" petition.
Folks, we need to free her now!
Folks, we need to free her now!
Re: Petition to "Let Crystal Koons Speak"
Posted by:
Biglips
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Date: June 22, 2017 09:45PM
It appeared to me she had a botched botox lip injection possibly prior to the shoot and was not able to control her bottom lip.
Re: Petition to "Let Crystal Koons Speak"
Posted by:
Black.Snake.Moan
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Date: June 23, 2017 08:45AM
It's hard for her to speak what with my 13 inches hosing gallons of cum down the back of her throat.
Re: Petition to "Let Crystal Koons Speak"
Posted by:
SkankasaurousRex
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Date: June 23, 2017 08:56AM
SO ugly she's scary!
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Re: Petition to "Let Crystal Koons Speak"
Posted by:
Well, is she?
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Date: June 23, 2017 10:03AM
Another coal burner?
Re: Petition to "Let Crystal Koons Speak"
Posted by:
SteveBannon
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Date: June 23, 2017 10:56AM
Look athe size of that forehead!
Re: Petition to "Let Crystal Koons Speak"
Posted by:
Skinny Pete
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Date: June 23, 2017 11:03AM
That is one hideous woman!
Re: Petition to "Let Crystal Koons Speak"
Posted by:
I would fuck her
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Date: June 23, 2017 12:41PM
only because my dick would be like a wood maul splitting her like a piece of fire wood. She has a small frame and my massive, girthy, veiny, bulbous member would stretch her to the point of tearing her flesh!, but it would feel so good to wear her like a glove on my junk!
Re: Petition to "Let Crystal Koons Speak"
Posted by:
damn racists
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Date: June 23, 2017 12:47PM
Coons?
That's racist
That's racist
Re: Petition to "Let Crystal Koons Speak"
Posted by:
Nice Guy Eddie
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Date: June 23, 2017 03:43PM
Butter face.
Re: Petition to "Let Crystal Koons Speak"
Posted by:
hxbf9
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Date: June 23, 2017 05:40PM
SkankasaurousRex Wrote:
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> SO ugly she's scary!
sexy but married
so what there are millions as such in the USA
really i'm sure asian car dealers would love to politically attack her by "setting her up" and if they can't, to attack whatever she says as racist
and i doubt that's why she had "no lines"
she probably had "no lines" because an asian was paid to make the ad
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> SO ugly she's scary!
sexy but married
so what there are millions as such in the USA
really i'm sure asian car dealers would love to politically attack her by "setting her up" and if they can't, to attack whatever she says as racist
and i doubt that's why she had "no lines"
she probably had "no lines" because an asian was paid to make the ad
Re: Petition to "Let Crystal Koons Speak"
Posted by:
k7hum
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Date: June 23, 2017 05:41PM
%100 racist mother fucker
kia ran an ad all across USA of americans killing themselves in their garage
kia ran an ad all across USA of americans killing themselves in their garage
Re: Petition to "Let Crystal Koons Speak"
Posted by:
Stroker Ace
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Date: June 24, 2017 05:25PM
Her "voice" was actually another actress and was dubbed in the previous commercials.The same woman's voice does the Cricket phone commercials.
Re: Petition to "Let Crystal Koons Speak"
Posted by:
Randy Hawkins
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Date: June 24, 2017 06:45PM
This woman looks like she snorted a few lines before doing these commercials. I had to find out more about this woman because her commercials are ran during NATS games, and since I'm not in the DC area I'm not familiar with Koons. This woman looks like a coke-infused plastic woman. Yikes.
Re: Petition to "Let Crystal Koons Speak"
Posted by:
Bachelor Party
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Date: June 24, 2017 10:53PM
Imagine the embarrassment of hiring a stripper sight unseen, and having that scary thing show up for your bachelor party!
Re: Petition to "Let Crystal Koons Speak"
Posted by:
ned
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Date: June 25, 2017 02:30PM
we said we wanted to see her muff, not see her muffed !
Re: Petition to "Let Crystal Koons Speak"
Posted by:
42yo Male
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Date: June 25, 2017 06:01PM
Her hairline looks more receded than mine. Did someone lie to her and tell her that she's attractive and should do car commercials? Cruel joke they played on her!
Re: Petition to "Let Crystal Koons Speak"
Posted by:
Pool Shark
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Date: June 25, 2017 06:52PM
Now that she does not talk, all they need to do is put a mask over her face!
Re: Petition to "Let Crystal Koons Speak"
Posted by:
gxxxy
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Date: June 25, 2017 10:00PM
shouldn't she be screaming 4th of july sale like beginning last week ?
Re: Petition to "Let Crystal Koons Speak"
Posted by:
Personalinjury Atty
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Date: June 26, 2017 04:39AM
She should sue whoever did that to her hair.