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Derek Mohler has passed to another realm
Posted by: Derek MOHLER RIP ()
Date: June 02, 2017 09:27PM

Sadly, I was informed via Facebook, that Derek mohler has died!
I liked him from the second I met him in 7th grade. I felt he was really abused on this forum.

In lieu of flowers, can you just send Glory Days a better menu??!?? Their food is still garbage

https://www.gofundme.com/2u9n37tw

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Re: Derek Mohler has passed to another realm
Posted by: 6dkcg ()
Date: June 06, 2017 02:22AM

idiot!!!

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Re: Derek Mohler has passed to another realm
Posted by: What the? ()
Date: June 06, 2017 07:18AM

Ok in all seriousness, is that him? I did go to key and Lee with him.

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Re: Derek Mohler has passed to another realm
Posted by: Stacy ()
Date: June 06, 2017 11:07AM

oh nooooo! Who will fill my sloppy snatch with creamy weed smoke goodness now that my lover has passed?

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Re: Derek Mohler has passed to another realm
Posted by: 6dkcg ()
Date: June 06, 2017 01:18PM

What the? Wrote:
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> Ok in all seriousness, is that him? I did go to
> key and Lee with him.


NO

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Re: Derek Mohler has passed to another realm
Posted by: Stacy ()
Date: June 07, 2017 02:53PM

Derek, come down to Florida with me! We can live in sin and make beautiful reefer babies!

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Re: Derek Mohler has passed to another realm
Posted by: Derek ()
Date: June 07, 2017 07:52PM

Stacy Wrote:
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> Derek, come down to Florida with me! We can live
> in sin and make beautiful reefer babies!


Alrighty then.

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Re: Derek Mohler has passed to another realm
Posted by: my boss told me ()
Date: June 10, 2017 11:32AM

At work, my boss said that Derek had some medical emergency, but he is okay.

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Re: Derek Mohler has passed to another realm
Posted by: DEREK LIVES! ()
Date: September 06, 2017 05:01AM

Derek lives!

That wasn't 'OUR' Derek, in Michigan.

Our Derek is alive and well selling weed at Austin Grill in Springfield and Glory Days Grill in Burke!

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Re: Derek Mohler has passed to another realm
Posted by: Steve Bannon ()
Date: September 06, 2017 05:44AM

What the? Wrote:
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> Ok in all seriousness, is that him? I did go to
> key and Lee with him.


You are a moron. You would know if you attended school with him unless you are an escapee from Key Center

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Re: Derek Mohler has passed to another realm
Posted by: You're a fucking dumb ass! ()
Date: September 06, 2017 06:10AM

What the? Wrote:
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> Ok in all seriousness, is that him? I did go to
> key and Lee with him.

God damn dude! You're a fucking dumb ass! The same Derek Mohler you went to school with at Key and Lee is still alive and well and selling weed at Austin Grill in Springfield and Glory Days Grill in Burke! WTF? I got weed from Derek at Austin Grill last night!

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Re: Derek Mohler has passed to another realm
Posted by: DEREK LIVES! ()
Date: September 06, 2017 12:59PM

This mother fucker, Derek Mohler, is just like Elvis was when people said "ELVIS LIVES!"

Derek could die and he will still live on through this thread!

The cock sucker will still be selling weed in the parking lot at Glory Days Grill in Burke long after he dies too. LOL

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Re: Derek Mohler has passed to another realm
Posted by: d rock dead? ()
Date: September 16, 2017 01:48PM

DEREK LIVES! Wrote:
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> This mother fucker, Derek Mohler, is just like
> Elvis was when people said "ELVIS LIVES!"
>
> Derek could die and he will still live on through
> this thread!
>
> The cock sucker will still be selling weed in the
> parking lot at Glory Days Grill in Burke long
> after he dies too. LOL

is d rock still alive or is he dead?

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Re: Derek Mohler has passed to another realm
Posted by: Fucker dead? ()
Date: September 23, 2017 12:43PM

Did this fucker die yet?

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Re: Derek Mohler has passed to another realm
Posted by: Yes he's dead so stop posting ()
Date: September 23, 2017 01:03PM

So now that he's dead go shoot yourself.
You have no function whatsoever in his absence.

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Re: Derek Mohler has passed to another realm
Posted by: The fucker is dead? ()
Date: September 24, 2017 11:52AM

Yes he's dead so stop posting Wrote:
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> So now that he's dead go shoot yourself.
> You have no function whatsoever in his absence.

So, you know, for sure, that this fucker is dead?

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Re: Derek Mohler has passed to another realm
Posted by: What the fuck? ()
Date: September 24, 2017 05:18PM

The fucker is dead? Wrote:
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> Yes he's dead so stop posting Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So now that he's dead go shoot yourself.
> > You have no function whatsoever in his absence.
>
> So, you know, for sure, that this fucker is dead?

Is Derek Mohler close to death?

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Re: Derek Mohler has passed to another realm
Posted by: Thom Devoltes ()
Date: September 25, 2017 06:40AM

He's had anal so much, his rectum collapsed and he had a anal mesh installed inside.

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Re: Derek Mohler has passed to another realm
Posted by: Derek likes anal sex ()
Date: September 25, 2017 08:10AM

Thom Devoltes Wrote:
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> He's had anal so much, his rectum collapsed and he
> had a anal mesh installed inside.

Derek Mohler likes to get butt fucked, raw, all the time, when he sells his weed at Glory Days Grill.

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Re: Derek Mohler has passed to another realm
Posted by: d rock lives ()
Date: September 25, 2017 03:00PM

Derek likes anal sex Wrote:
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> Thom Devoltes Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > He's had anal so much, his rectum collapsed and
> he
> > had a anal mesh installed inside.
>
> Derek Mohler likes to get butt fucked, raw, all
> the time, when he sells his weed at Glory Days
> Grill.

d rock still barely lives so give him a fucking break! he is hanging on so he can sell weed at glory days grill to support his young son derek junior!

dont mess with d rock! d rock will be selling weed at his graveside mother fuckers!

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Re: Derek Mohler has passed to another realm
Posted by: Who Gives A Fuck?! ()
Date: September 25, 2017 10:26PM

Who gives a fuck about Derek Mohler?!

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Re: Derek Mohler has passed to another realm
Posted by: Nobody gives a fuck about him. ()
Date: October 01, 2017 02:32PM

Who Gives A Fuck?! Wrote:
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> Who gives a fuck about Derek Mohler?!

Nobody gives a fuck about Derek Mohler!

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Re: Derek Mohler has passed to another realm
Posted by: Is he dead yet? ()
Date: October 07, 2017 03:53PM

Nobody gives a fuck about him. Wrote:
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> Who Gives A Fuck?! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Who gives a fuck about Derek Mohler?!
>
> Nobody gives a fuck about Derek Mohler!

Is he dead yet?

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Re: Derek Mohler has passed to another realm
Posted by: Derek Mohler Death Watch ()
Date: October 09, 2017 11:29PM

I heard that Derek Mohler is on his death bed.

What are the odds of Derek passing on to his heavenly pot farm in the sky in the next few weeks?

Will Glory Days Grill in Burke have a wake for Derek when he dies?

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Re: Derek Mohler has passed to another realm
Posted by: He is dead? ()
Date: October 11, 2017 12:32PM

Derek Mohler Death Watch Wrote:
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> I heard that Derek Mohler is on his death bed.
>
> What are the odds of Derek passing on to his
> heavenly pot farm in the sky in the next few
> weeks?
>
> Will Glory Days Grill in Burke have a wake for
> Derek when he dies?

I didn't know that the fucker had died. When did he die?

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Re: Derek Mohler has passed to another realm
Posted by: Is he dead yet? ()
Date: November 04, 2017 02:43PM

He is dead? Wrote:
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> Derek Mohler Death Watch Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I heard that Derek Mohler is on his death bed.
> >
> > What are the odds of Derek passing on to his
> > heavenly pot farm in the sky in the next few
> > weeks?
> >
> > Will Glory Days Grill in Burke have a wake for
> > Derek when he dies?
>
> I didn't know that the fucker had died. When did
> he die?

Is he dead or not dead yet?

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Re: Derek Mohler has passed to another realm
Posted by: Is he dead yet?! ()
Date: January 02, 2018 10:28AM

Is he dead yet?!

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Re: Derek Mohler has passed to another realm
Posted by: Gargamel LIVES! ()
Date: January 02, 2018 10:58AM

He's still alive. He won't rest until he gets those Smurfs!

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Re: Derek Mohler has passed to another realm
Posted by: Derek passed 12/31/17 ()
Date: January 02, 2018 03:27PM

Derek died of severe kidney failure due to adult onset diabetes.
His wake will be at Kilroy’s newest location, next to Bozellis deli at intersection of pohick and route 1

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Re: Derek Mohler has passed to another realm
Posted by: He's NOT dead! ()
Date: January 03, 2018 10:06AM

Derek passed 12/31/17 Wrote:
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> Derek died of severe kidney failure due to adult
> onset diabetes.
> His wake will be at Kilroy’s newest location,
> next to Bozellis deli at intersection of pohick
> and route 1

The motherfucker isn't dead yet! LOL

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Re: Derek Mohler has passed to another realm
Posted by: Why Kilroy's ()
Date: January 03, 2018 02:59PM

Thought it would be Glory days.
What ever happened to Kilroy's most famous , raspberry berets wearing, customer and his band of homocyclists?
Haven't heard anything about C-Rusty the clown in ages.

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Re: Derek Mohler has passed to another realm
Posted by: PartyOn ()
Date: January 03, 2018 04:29PM

Derek sold righteous bags of weed

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Re: Derek Mohler has passed to another realm
Posted by: Derek sells good weed ()
Date: January 04, 2018 01:28AM

PartyOn Wrote:
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> Derek sold righteous bags of weed

Derek still sells righteous bags of weed! The fucker sold me a fat bag of weed at Austin Grill in Springfield.

I don't care if he has sex with kids at Glory Days Grill in Burke. That's his freaky fetish. I just like smoking Derek's really good weed!

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Re: Derek Mohler has passed to another realm
Posted by: Pulled Pork ()
Date: January 04, 2018 03:17AM

Why Kilroy's Wrote:
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> Thought it would be Glory days.
> What ever happened to Kilroy's most famous ,
> raspberry berets wearing, customer and his band of
> homocyclists?
> Haven't heard anything about C-Rusty the clown in
> ages.


What ever happened with the Timmyslaw?

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Re: Derek Mohler has passed to another realm
Posted by: They're all deaded ()
Date: January 04, 2018 12:18PM

They all must be deaded.
Haven't even heard of them blocking the roads with their
so called protests or whatever they did.

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Re: Derek Mohler has passed to another realm
Posted by: Isn't he dead? ()
Date: January 04, 2018 06:30PM

They're all deaded Wrote:
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> They all must be deaded.
> Haven't even heard of them blocking the roads with
> their
> so called protests or whatever they did.

Nobody would protest if Derek finally died!

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Re: Derek Mohler has passed to another realm
Posted by: I heard he was dead ()
Date: January 04, 2018 08:15PM

So what are you telling us?
"IF" he finally died?
I definitely heard that he was outta here.

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Re: Derek Mohler has passed to another realm
Posted by: QuestionAsker3 ()
Date: January 04, 2018 08:25PM

Question - who is (or was) Derek Mohler? A celebrity? I have never heard of this person.

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Re: Derek Mohler has passed to another realm
Posted by: More Famouser than Arthur Treach ()
Date: January 04, 2018 09:01PM

Up there with Lambe Center ,Morono,C-Rusty the clown and various Pagoons.

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Re: Derek Mohler has passed to another realm
Posted by: FishLover4 ()
Date: January 04, 2018 09:04PM

No way this person is more famous than Arthur Treacher's! With their fresh, hot fish and wide selection of Fanta flavours. No way.

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Re: Derek Mohler has passed to another realm
Posted by: Isn't he dead? ()
Date: January 04, 2018 09:08PM

QuestionAsker3 Wrote:
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> Question - who is (or was) Derek Mohler? A
> celebrity? I have never heard of this person.

Derek is a lame ass dude who smokes and sells weed 24/7. Derek is famous for being a pedophile who sells his weed at Glory Days Grill in Burke and has sex with kids there too. Derek supposedly is near death or at least that's the rumor.

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Re: Derek Mohler has passed to another realm
Posted by: GloryDaysEater9 ()
Date: January 04, 2018 09:14PM

I live very close to Glory Days in Burke (right off Torrence St.). My family and I eat there all the time. What does he look like? Is he a server? Bartender? I'd like to know so I can keep my family away from him next time we are there.

Thank you

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Re: Derek Mohler has passed to another realm
Posted by: I thought he was dead ()
Date: January 05, 2018 10:49AM

If he's dead,he shouldn't be too much of a problem for your family.

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Re: Derek Mohler has passed to another realm
Posted by: Is he dead yet? ()
Date: January 05, 2018 05:15PM

I thought he was dead Wrote:
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> If he's dead,he shouldn't be too much of a problem
> for your family.

Why doesn't the motherfucker just die already? LOL

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