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Where to buy Soju?
Posted by: Kim Jong-un ()
Date: April 29, 2017 12:52AM

HA HA Each time I launch missile I ala ejaculate at same time!! To celebrate I was going to have a bottle of Soju.

I don't know where in Fairfax I can buy some.

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Re: Where to buy Soju?
Posted by: Kim Jong-un ()
Date: April 29, 2017 06:34AM

GODAMMIT!!!

Where can I get soju:

1) without having to invade that punk bitch wannabe country to the south
2) without having to invade Annandale
3) without having to inadequate Dennis Rodman's ass.

I just want a bottle or 2 of that sweet nectar before thermonuclear war breaks out.

That godammed xi jinping stopped the goddam shipments. That's a slant for you.

If I don't get some soju soon, some of my family members are gonna be short for this world. Yeah, you know what I'm sayin. Bitch that's how I roll. Life in the Norty K is cheap!


Please Western cowboy people, tell me: Where can I get soju in Fairfax ??????


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Re: Where to buy Soju?
Posted by: Kim Jong-un ()
Date: April 29, 2017 06:37AM

...and some goddam food. Bitches.


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Re: Where to buy Soju?
Posted by: Kim Jong-un ()
Date: April 29, 2017 07:47AM

Listen...I don't hear a thing...

Fox News knows where to find the Soju.

So does fantom.shitter.

C'mon...tell me where it is!

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Re: Where to buy Soju?
Posted by: xTc69 ()
Date: April 29, 2017 08:11AM

Feck off trolley

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Re: Where to buy Soju?
Posted by: Kim Jong Tard ()
Date: April 29, 2017 09:04AM

> Where to buy Soju?

Virginia ABC stores sell soju, but they might not keep it in stock, so you'd have order it. Look at their website, they carry the real brands from Korea.

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Re: Where to buy Soju?
Posted by: Kim Jong-un ()
Date: April 29, 2017 11:08AM

Okay thank you white western cowboy.

My remaining family we live another day and I won't be required to invade Dennis Rodman's ass again.

I don't like to invade Annandale, better that than Rodman.

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Re: Where to buy Soju?
Posted by: AT Guy ()
Date: May 01, 2017 05:42PM

Have you tried Arthur Treachers? I would pair it with the Fish n Chips.

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Re: Where to buy Soju?
Posted by: Mike Troy ()
Date: May 13, 2017 10:39PM

What the fcuk is soju, you stinking Asian? Get the fcuk outta here and go back to wherever you came from, shitt eye. How's Pyongyang sound to you? Kim Jong Un will give you some soju...

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Re: Where to buy Soju?
Posted by: Kim Jong-un ()
Date: May 13, 2017 10:54PM

Not so fast. Cowboy!

Soju is between 19% & 22% alcohol.

Pardner, if you've got the chestnuts for it, you'd drink it like beer.

My guess is, little dogie, you not only lack the chestnuts, you prefer howdy-dowdy to pecker-poke you in your ass.

Isn't that right, friend?

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Re: Where to buy Soju?
Posted by: K-pop ()
Date: May 14, 2017 11:20PM

Kim Jong-un Wrote:
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> Not so fast. Cowboy!
>
> Soju is between 19% & 22% alcohol.
>
> Pardner, if you've got the chestnuts for it, you'd
> drink it like beer.
>
> My guess is, little dogie, you not only lack the
> chestnuts, you prefer howdy-dowdy to pecker-poke
> you in your ass.
>
> Isn't that right, friend?


Hahahahaha

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Re: Where to buy Soju?
Posted by: Moeshe Greenbaum ()
Date: May 15, 2017 11:09AM

Soju/Sochu is basically vodka. Check Hmart, Grandmart or lotte.

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