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If you see a woman with a semicolon tattoo you should probably try and fuck her
Posted by: Holestretcher ()
Date: April 27, 2017 06:24AM

Crazy in the head, wild in the bed! Strictly pump and dump though. Never bring her back home.

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Re: If you see a woman with a semicolon tattoo you should probably try and fuck her
Posted by: Huh??? ()
Date: April 27, 2017 07:38AM

Pardon my ignorance but what is the symbolism and connection between a woman's semicolon tattoo and her sexual prowess?

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Re: If you see a woman with a semicolon tattoo you should probably try and fuck her
Posted by: Holestretcher ()
Date: April 27, 2017 07:49AM

Huh??? Wrote:
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> Pardon my ignorance but what is the symbolism and
> connection between a woman's semicolon tattoo and
> her sexual prowess?


It's a suicidal thing. Google it. Also, everyone knows crazy chicks are the best fucks, you just don't want to hang around too long afterwards.

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Re: If you see a woman with a semicolon tattoo you should probably try and fuck her
Posted by: Huh??? ()
Date: April 27, 2017 08:09AM

Oh yeah...for sure...crazy chicks are typically great fucks. If you're lucky enough to cock-stab one with Daddy issues...Daddy was never home, Daddy kept or keeps a side piece and his daughter once walked in on him laying pipe in Linda Cardellini (see "Mad Men", epic scene!) Daddy cock-stabbed his own daughter, etc...well, you're in for the sweetest session ever. But, yeah...hit that and quit that.

I just didn't the semicolon connection...got it now though.

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Re: If you see a woman with a semicolon tattoo you should probably try and fuck her
Posted by: The truth! ()
Date: April 28, 2017 12:24AM

Holestretcher Wrote:
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> Crazy in the head, wild in the bed!


That is absolutely true.


Sadly, crazy goes the other way, too:

Crazy in the head, no interest in bed.


Or, as Offspring once said:

"I wrote her off for the tenth time today
And practiced all the things I would say
But she came over
I lost my nerve
I took her back and made her dessert

Now I know I'm being used
That's okay because I like the abuse
I know she's playing with me
That's okay 'cause I've got no self-esteem

Oh yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah

We make plans to go out at night
I wait till two then I turn out the light
This rejection's got me so low
If she keeps it up I just might tell her so

Oh yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah

When she's saying that she wants only me
Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends
When she's saying that I'm like a disease
Then I wonder how much more I can spend
Well I guess I should stick up for myself
But I really think it's better this way
The more you suffer
The more it shows you really care, right? yeah, yeah

Now I'll relate this a little bit
That happens more than I'd like to admit
Late at night she knocks on my door
She's drunk again and looking to score
Now I know I should say no
But that's kind of hard when she's ready to go
I may be dumb
But I'm not a dweeb
I'm just a sucker with no self-esteem

Oh yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah

When she's saying, oh, that she wants only me
Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends
When she's saying, oh, that I'm like a disease
Then I wonder how much more I can spend
Well, I guess I should stick up for myself
But I really think it's better this way
The more you suffer
The more it shows you really care
Right? yeah, yeah, yeah"


Death can't come soon enough.

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Re: If you see a woman with a semicolon tattoo you should probably try and fuck her
Posted by: Tattoo You ()
Date: April 28, 2017 05:12AM

Holestretcher Wrote:
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> If you see a woman with a semicolon tattoo you should
> probably try and fuck her


What's so special about a semi-colon tattoo?

How about a question mark?

How about an exclamation point?

I fucked a woman with a period, once...

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