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Local news girls who's ass you'd eat
Posted by: Ass3ater ()
Date: April 21, 2017 05:46PM

What local news girls (weather and reporters) asses would you eat?

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Re: Local news girls who's ass you'd eat
Posted by: Ass edible ()
Date: April 21, 2017 06:26PM

An FFXU favorite.
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Re: Local news girls who's ass you'd eat
Posted by: Willard Scott ()
Date: April 21, 2017 07:24PM

Gotta be first to say Wendy Rieger

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Re: Local news girls who's ass you'd eat
Posted by: Don Rickles ()
Date: April 21, 2017 08:46PM

Wendy Reiner looks like the type that would love a good anal

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Re: Local news girls who's ass you'd eat
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: April 22, 2017 08:24AM

Sheena Parveen

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Re: Local news girls who's ass you'd eat
Posted by: Not so local, but... ()
Date: April 22, 2017 09:59AM

Yanet Garcia, meteorologist extrordinaire.
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Re: Local news girls who's ass you'd eat
Posted by: ass sandwich ()
Date: April 22, 2017 10:02AM

Amelia and Erika at the same time

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Re: Local news girls who's ass you'd eat
Posted by: cuntryboy ()
Date: April 22, 2017 10:18AM

Pat Lawson Muse

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Re: Local news girls who's ass you'd eat
Posted by: Timmy Kaine ()
Date: April 22, 2017 10:26AM

Will Thomas

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Re: Local news girls who's ass you'd eat
Posted by: The Ass That Feeds 2 ()
Date: April 22, 2017 11:41AM

Would anyone like to share Julie Wright with me?

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Re: Local news girls who's ass you'd eat
Posted by: Ob/gyn ()
Date: April 22, 2017 12:19PM

Erika is smoking hot despite her leftward facial drift. She is probably a forceps delivery. I worked with one obstetrician who was known as blade runner. Dude pulled out the forceps almost every delivery. Stallone, his facial palsy is from forceps.

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Re: Local news girls who's ass you'd eat
Posted by: hVwvg ()
Date: April 22, 2017 12:22PM

I always liked Tracey Neale. I wonder what happened to her? My limo Co. had a contract with Channel 5. Sometimes even I drove & I picked her up a couple of times. H-O-T HOTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Local news girls who's ass you'd eat
Posted by: Lakanookie ()
Date: April 22, 2017 12:25PM

I'm guessing some of you guys haven't had a piece of ass in years?

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Re: Local news girls who's ass you'd eat
Posted by: Rideshare4buttpirates ()
Date: April 22, 2017 12:27PM

Lakanookie Wrote:
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> I'm guessing some of you guys haven't had a piece
> of ass in years?


& I'm guessing U get Urs from little boys. They'll catch U soon enough & U'll B washing Bubba's underwear 4 25 yrs.

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Re: Local news girls who's ass you'd eat
Posted by: giddyup ()
Date: April 22, 2017 04:04PM

Tracey Neale left Channel 9 way back in 2007. She moved to Bermuda.

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Re: Local news girls who's ass you'd eat
Posted by: Doug Kam ()
Date: April 22, 2017 10:25PM

Ass3ater Wrote:
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> What local news girls (weather and reporters)
> asses would you eat?

That'd be *whose, stupid fuck. And, Angie Goff. Duh.

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Re: Local news girls who's ass you'd eat
Posted by: Doug Kam ()
Date: April 22, 2017 10:40PM

Chuck Bell is my favorite. His thick hog feels so good in my throat.

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Re: Local news girls who's ass you'd eat
Posted by: hVwvg ()
Date: April 23, 2017 11:36AM

giddyup Wrote:
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> Tracey Neale left Channel 9 way back in 2007. She
> moved to Bermuda.


Too bad. I wonder what she looks like now. She was CAPITAL H-O-T, Triple Grade Triple AAA HOT!!!!!!!!!!

I'd-a committed certain crimes for just 1 night with her.

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Re: Local news girls who's ass you'd eat
Posted by: news hound ()
Date: April 23, 2017 03:54PM

Erin Cuomo. If topper is through.

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Re: Local news girls who's ass you'd eat
Posted by: Sheena luvr ()
Date: April 23, 2017 04:15PM

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Re: Local news girls who's ass you'd eat
Posted by: Pussy Muncher ()
Date: April 23, 2017 07:04PM

Definitely Amelia. Repeatedly. I would lick her pussy through 12 orgasms until she started squirting. Then I would let the squirtage spray all over my face. Then, if I had any energy left I would turn her over and give her a nice rim job.

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Re: Local news girls who's ass you'd eat
Posted by: My Snack Favorite ()
Date: April 23, 2017 08:29PM

Eileen Whelan has one of the best asses on local TV

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Re: Local news girls who's ass you'd eat
Posted by: Julie lover ()
Date: April 23, 2017 08:48PM

The Ass That Feeds 2 Wrote:
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> Would anyone like to share Julie Wright with me?


I will do anything Julie Wright tells me to do. I love her and worship her. I would love the chance to even meet her, she is a Goddess!

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Re: Local news girls who's ass you'd eat
Posted by: Wtf?!? ()
Date: April 24, 2017 12:00AM

All these comments and not one mention of Lauren Dimarco?

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Re: Local news girls who's ass you'd eat
Posted by: mjs ()
Date: April 24, 2017 10:16AM

My Snack Favorite Wrote:
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> Eileen Whelan has one of the best asses on local
> TV

shes been spending too much time in the studio with julie wright...she started to get arm flaps....

still cute though...

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Re: Local news girls who's ass you'd eat
Posted by: DFvJH ()
Date: April 24, 2017 11:24AM

Wtf?!? Wrote:
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> All these comments and not one mention of Lauren
> Dimarco?


Along with motorboating, hell ya

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Re: Local news girls who's ass you'd eat
Posted by: Her Inner Fat Girl ()
Date: April 24, 2017 11:52AM

mjs Wrote:
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> My Snack Favorite Wrote:
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> -----
> > Eileen Whelan has one of the best asses on
> local
> > TV
>
> shes been spending too much time in the studio
> with julie wright...she started to get arm
> flaps....
>
> still cute though...

She got married about a year ago, so I guess she is now getting "comfortable" in her marriage.

She will get knocked-up in the next few years, and then she will really swell up.

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Re: Local news girls who's ass you'd eat
Posted by: Farmer bob ()
Date: April 25, 2017 10:58PM

Julie lover Wrote:
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> The Ass That Feeds 2 Wrote:
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> > Would anyone like to share Julie Wright with
> me?
>
>
> I will do anything Julie Wright tells me to do. I
> love her and worship her. I would love the chance
> to even meet her, she is a Goddess!

What kind of sick fuck fantasizes about grotesque farm animals like that?

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Re: Local news girls who's ass you'd eat
Posted by: wanktard ()
Date: April 26, 2017 10:07AM

I would love to pack julie wrights ass with a chicken fried steak platter from cracker barrel and eat it all and lick up every drop of country gravy.

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Re: Local news girls who's ass you'd eat
Posted by: THAT IS............ ()
Date: April 26, 2017 06:05PM

wanktard Wrote:
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> I would love to pack julie wrights ass with a
> chicken fried steak platter from cracker barrel
> and eat it all and lick up every drop of country
> gravy.


........FUCKING DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!

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Re: Local news girls who's ass you'd eat
Posted by: peep ()
Date: April 26, 2017 06:12PM

THAT IS............ Wrote:
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> wanktard Wrote:
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> -----
> > I would love to pack julie wrights ass with a
> > chicken fried steak platter from cracker barrel
> > and eat it all and lick up every drop of
> country
> > gravy.
>
>
> ........FUCKING DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!


This entire thread is...

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He who laughs last, laughs the longest

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Re: Local news girls who's ass you'd eat
Posted by: Blackzero ()
Date: January 02, 2019 07:49PM

Honestly, I would eat the ass of any cute white girl - as far as local anchors, I’d love to eat Eileen Whelan’s brown butthole. I bet her shit don’t stank, and even if it does, no problem.

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Re: Local news girls who's ass you'd eat
Posted by: Nord ()
Date: January 02, 2019 09:18PM

Nord

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Re: Local news girls who's ass you'd eat
Posted by: DAX ()
Date: January 02, 2019 10:10PM

Always proclaiming the benefits of diversity yet they never hire those fat sheboons from SE to read the news.

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Re: Local news girls who's ass you'd eat
Posted by: Deprived ()
Date: January 03, 2019 12:42AM

Lakanookie Wrote:
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> I'm guessing some of you guys haven't had a piece of ass in years?

I'm 57 and have only had sex about 10 times, between 1981-1994.
Additionally, I made out with a (hot) girl a couple times around 2004.

I've had lots more girls and more sex than most of my male friends.

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Re: Local news girls who's ass you'd eat
Posted by: AnthonyCumia ()
Date: January 03, 2019 11:54PM

That Asian chick who left several months ago.

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Re: Local news girls who's ass you'd eat
Posted by: Final Word ()
Date: January 04, 2019 07:46AM

Channel 7 WJLA - Erin Hawksworth
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Re: Local news girls who's ass you'd eat
Posted by: Ragman ()
Date: January 04, 2019 03:17PM

Barb!
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Re: Local news girls who's ass you'd eat
Posted by: Anonymouss ()
Date: November 08, 2022 08:25AM

Think I’d have to go with the Fox5some of Lindsay Watts, Erin Como, Jacqueline Matter, Angie Goff and let’s say Melanie Alnwick to give her a new thrill.

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Re: Local news girls who's ass you'd eat
Posted by: asseater ()
Date: November 08, 2022 12:08PM

the list of asses i wouldn't eat is much shorter.

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