Today marks the 12 year anniversary of Michael “Bottom Bitch” Basl registering the user name eesh on Fairfax Underground. Let’s briefly recap a few of Bottom Bitch’s “accomplishments” over the last 12 years.
More than 12 years of being gainfully unemployed.
Due his real life bullshit nonsense Bottom Bitch is completely google fucked to the point that he is unemployable.
Due to his real life bullshit nonsense a $1.4 million dollar judgment was obtained against Bottom Bitch.
Bottom Bitch files bankruptcy to discharge the $1.4 million judgment against him and considers that a victory.
In a deposition in connection with the civil law suit Bottom Bitch disclosed that she lives off of an allowance from her elderly father.
When Bottom Bitch was in jail for violation of one of the numerous protective orders that have been filed against her by strangers from the internet, her elderly father had to drive down from New York to bail her pathetic ass out of jail. She has other relatives in the area, but none of them were willing to assist her useless pathetic ass for obvious reasons.
Bottom Bitch has spent time inside of the jail in no less than 3 counties in the state of Virginia for a period of about 30 consecutive days.
Bottom Bitch has been in court rooms in at least 4 counties in the state of Virginia.
Bottom Bitch gets a 1 year protective order filed against her. Dumb shit appeals it and is caught lying to the judge under oath. The order is extended to 2 years.
Bottom Bitch has made more than 66,000 posts under her registered name of eesh. That is more than 15 posts each day, on average, under her registered name. We all know there are at least 3 anonymous posts for every registered post on Fairfax Underground. On average, she had made at least 60 posts daily over the last 12 years. This includes the month she spent in jail due to violation of protective orders against her from strangers on the internet.
Lately she has been very manic from boofing meth. Shit posting 24/7/365 since she has no life and nothing better to do.
All of this barely scratches the surface. There are literally hundreds of other examples that show just how fucking stupid Bottom Bitch is. One thing is for certain. No one has ever said or thought that he/she wants to be just like Michael Bottom Bitch Basl.
Here is a little peek into her future.