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ATV and Dirt Bikes Trend Getting Closer to Fairfax County
Posted by: Ridem ()
Date: April 18, 2017 11:28AM

They couldn't stop 20 dirt bikes?

WJLA posted video of multiple ATVs and dirt bikes headed along Route 50. The group eventually got on southbound Route 1 and headed into Alexandria. The video is embedded at the bottom of this post.

The first incident happened at around midnight on Saturday, April 8. A group of 15 to 20 ATV and dirt bike riders went the wrong way across the Key Bridge into Rosslyn in Arlington after "wreaking havoc" in the Georgetown area, with Arlington County Police following them, according to one user on Twitter.

Not long after, they rode down S. Joyce Street in front of Pentagon Row with two police cars following them. Both cars had their lights flashing but no sirens, and made no attempt to stop the group.

Ashley Savage, an Arlington County Police spokesperson, confirmed that police started following the group after being advised by the Metropolitan Police Department that they were entering Arlington. The police cars followed them until they reentered the District of Columbia at 12:12 a.m.

Driving all-terrain vehicles on public highways or other private property is prohibited by Virginia law. No citations were issued to the group.

https://patch.com/virginia/arlington-va/atvs-dirt-bikes-spotted-arlington-again-video

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Re: ATV and Dirt Bikes Trend Getting Closer to Fairfax County
Posted by: No Chase? ()
Date: April 18, 2017 11:30AM

D.C. Police have previously said the department's 'No Chase' policy makes it tough to stop illegal riders.

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Re: ATV and Dirt Bikes Trend Getting Closer to Fairfax County
Posted by: cop gave up ()
Date: April 18, 2017 12:15PM

I once witnessed a cop try to chase a motorcycle - the chase lasted about 30 seconds before the motorcycle was out of sight and the cop gave up.

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Re: ATV and Dirt Bikes Trend Getting Closer to Fairfax County
Posted by: Yup123456 ()
Date: April 18, 2017 12:22PM

White people simply don't know how to behave in society.

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Re: ATV and Dirt Bikes Trend Getting Closer to Fairfax County
Posted by: D'nigga ()
Date: April 18, 2017 12:51PM

Laws don't apply to niggers.

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Re: ATV and Dirt Bikes Trend Getting Closer to Fairfax County
Posted by: Niggaz.Wid.Bikez ()
Date: April 18, 2017 12:55PM

Awwwwww...what's wrong bruhs? Coupla' hard ass niggahs can't cross the river for a bit to feed our black snakes some sweet, white pussy? Y'allz better git owd da way...ain't nobody stoppin' dis party!

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Re: ATV and Dirt Bikes Trend Getting Closer to Fairfax County
Posted by: Spike Strips ()
Date: April 18, 2017 01:09PM

Spike strips would work wonders on the those ATV's!

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Re: ATV and Dirt Bikes Trend Getting Closer to Fairfax County
Posted by: Dhbbd ()
Date: April 18, 2017 01:23PM

Its nearly impossible to stop a dirt bike or atv unless they crash.

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Re: ATV and Dirt Bikes Trend Getting Closer to Fairfax County
Posted by: I was just about to post that ()
Date: April 18, 2017 01:35PM

Spike Strips Wrote:
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> Spike strips would work wonders on the those
> ATV's!

It would really put them out of commission too.
Those thugs can't afford to fix their rides!
Although, it will make them go out and steal another one!

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Re: ATV and Dirt Bikes Trend Getting Closer to Fairfax County
Posted by: Bhdddd ()
Date: April 18, 2017 04:47PM

Dhbbd Wrote:
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> Its nearly impossible to stop a dirt bike or atv
> unless they crash.

Juggernaut mode activated!!!!

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Re: ATV and Dirt Bikes Trend Getting Closer to Fairfax County
Posted by: Thesadbbabao ()
Date: April 18, 2017 05:19PM

They will not make it to Fairfax, even the most simple minded nog knows not to meddle in Fairfax County.

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Re: ATV and Dirt Bikes Trend Getting Closer to Fairfax County
Posted by: zimm ()
Date: April 18, 2017 06:19PM

No helmets? My God! What recklessness.

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Re: ATV and Dirt Bikes Trend Getting Closer to Fairfax County
Posted by: wjH9D ()
Date: April 18, 2017 07:30PM

Dhbbd Wrote:
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> Its nearly impossible to stop a dirt bike or atv
> unless they crash.

Really? I've seen the front bumper of a truck do a nice job stopping one!

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Re: ATV and Dirt Bikes Trend Getting Closer to Fairfax County
Posted by: SPIKE STRIPS! ()
Date: April 18, 2017 09:34PM

Dhbbd Wrote:
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> Its nearly impossible to stop a dirt bike or atv
> unless they crash.

Flat tires would it! SPIKE STRIPS!

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Re: ATV and Dirt Bikes Trend Getting Closer to Fairfax County
Posted by: dPEmH ()
Date: April 18, 2017 09:40PM

wjH9D Wrote:
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> Really? I've seen the front bumper of a truck do a
> nice job stopping one!


The emphasis should go on "one". The problem with gearing down any vehicle and stomping on the throttle is that one or 2 of the things is going to get jammed in your front wheels and you'll stop dead. At that point, Daykwnn, DeOnndray and Lakwanntrayvious will get out their Nine muvvafukka kuz 'dey's a man, and pop a couple of caps in Ur ass.

a GARBAGE truck or cement mixer, maybe, but anything else, the result will be disaster for the motor vehicle.

Spike strips might work.

1 problem might be when the tires blow out and dindus go flying, somebody sues.

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Re: ATV and Dirt Bikes Trend Getting Closer to Fairfax County
Posted by: Runemover ()
Date: April 19, 2017 06:53AM

This is how you deal with them:

https://youtu.be/MhDC75q7c1A

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Re: ATV and Dirt Bikes Trend Getting Closer to Fairfax County
Posted by: dPEmH ()
Date: April 19, 2017 09:07AM

As you can see, the dindus caught up with him & he's likely pushing up daisies, now. If you run over too many of them, they crotch rockets get caught in your front wheels and you don't go anywhere. The only real protection is a machine gun.

That's what I'd like to see. A bunch of dindus on crtoch rockets bother somebody ina SUV. Suddenly, the top opens, a guy pops out, mounts a machine gun on a ring and opens up. Let that happen enough & the dindus will find something else to do---maybe even choir practice!

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Re: ATV and Dirt Bikes Trend Getting Closer to Fairfax County
Posted by: Not a Sermon ()
Date: April 19, 2017 09:14AM

dPEmH Wrote:
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> wjH9D Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Really? I've seen the front bumper of a truck do
> a
> > nice job stopping one!
>
>
> The emphasis should go on "one". The problem with
> gearing down any vehicle and stomping on the
> throttle is that one or 2 of the things is going
> to get jammed in your front wheels and you'll stop
> dead. At that point, Daykwnn, DeOnndray and
> Lakwanntrayvious will get out their Nine
> muvvafukka kuz 'dey's a man, and pop a couple of
> caps in Ur ass.
>
> a GARBAGE truck or cement mixer, maybe, but
> anything else, the result will be disaster for the
> motor vehicle.
>
> Spike strips might work.
>
> 1 problem might be when the tires blow out and
> dindus go flying, somebody sues.

Start cutting your meth in half.

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Re: ATV and Dirt Bikes Trend Getting Closer to Fairfax County
Posted by: Catch them ()
Date: April 19, 2017 09:20AM

Get a big ass fishing net and stretch it across the road. Nail the f out them with paint balls to to mark the bikes.

Then once they are caught put them on display some place where people can throw rotten food at them.

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Re: ATV and Dirt Bikes Trend Getting Closer to Fairfax County
Posted by: dPEmH ()
Date: April 19, 2017 09:58AM

Not a Sermon Wrote:
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> Start cutting your meth in half.


Start cutting your pole smoking in half.

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Re: ATV and Dirt Bikes Trend Getting Closer to Fairfax County
Posted by: LetsRock ()
Date: April 19, 2017 12:42PM

No Chase? Wrote:
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> D.C. Police have previously said the department's
> 'No Chase' policy makes it tough to stop illegal
> riders.


You can't outrun a radio. The police also use helicopters. Follow them home and send a patrol car to confiscate the bikes and fine the thugs.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/19/2017 12:44PM by LetsRock.

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Re: ATV and Dirt Bikes Trend Getting Closer to Fairfax County
Posted by: Fantom.Shitter ()
Date: April 19, 2017 12:58PM

dPEmH Wrote:
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> Not a Sermon Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Start cutting your meth in half.
>
>
> Start cutting your pole smoking in half.

Start cutting the fucking and sucking of your Dad in half.

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Re: ATV and Dirt Bikes Trend Getting Closer to Fairfax County
Posted by: Oblivious Libtard Spotted ()
Date: April 19, 2017 01:00PM

Yup123456 Wrote:
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> White people simply don't know how to behave in
> society.

Lol, someone didn't watch the video.

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Re: ATV and Dirt Bikes Trend Getting Closer to Fairfax County
Posted by: dPEmH ()
Date: April 22, 2017 12:38PM

Fantom.Shitter Wrote:
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>
> Start cutting the fucking and sucking of your Dad
> in half.


Start cutting eating your shot & everrybody else's in 1/2. Start cutting the dog cum U mix with it in 1/2.

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Re: ATV and Dirt Bikes Trend Getting Closer to Fairfax County
Posted by: dPEmH ()
Date: April 22, 2017 12:40PM

dPEmH Wrote:
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> Fantom.Shitter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > Start cutting the fucking and sucking of your
> Dad
> > in half.
>
>
> Start cutting eating your shot & everrybody else's
> in 1/2. Start cutting the dog cum U mix with it
> in 1/2.



Typo. should read


Start cutting eating Ur shit & everybody else's in 1/2. Start cutting the dog cum U mix with it in 1/2.

This is what happens when U smoke too much pot. Still, it's better than smoking pole, which is what Fantom.Shitter does when he's not eating shit.

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Re: ATV and Dirt Bikes Trend Getting Closer to Fairfax County
Posted by: dPEmH ()
Date: April 22, 2017 02:28PM

I like the black cock in my ass.

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Re: ATV and Dirt Bikes Trend Getting Closer to Fairfax County
Posted by: ghhh ()
Date: April 22, 2017 04:20PM

Throw nails and marbles and diesel fuel ovee roads they ride on

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