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ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: Dog Owner ()
Date: April 16, 2017 10:51AM

STOP BRINGING YOUR DOGS TO MY YARD/LAWN TO TAKE A SHIT/PISS!!!! I am a dog owner. I love my dog. But he is trained to go to the bathroom in a corner of MY yard (not YOUR yard). PLEASE stop walking your dog over to shit on my lawn or to piss on my mailbox!!!! It's rude and illegal and plain gross.

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: dog owner2 ()
Date: April 16, 2017 11:08AM

Dog Owner, please post your address so that we can be sure our dog doesn't randomly use your lawn for his potty by accident. Thank you in advance.

Happy Easter! You may want to check those chocolate eggs in your yard before allowing the kids/grand kids from grabbing them up!

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: Hey121 ()
Date: April 16, 2017 11:31AM

dog owner2 Wrote:
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> Dog Owner, please post your address so that we can
> be sure our dog doesn't randomly use your lawn for
> his potty by accident. Thank you in advance.
>
> Happy Easter! You may want to check those
> chocolate eggs in your yard before allowing the
> kids/grand kids from grabbing them up!

Yes, you do sound defensive. Please pick up after your dog. And, yes, I agree with OP. Happy Easter and Passover.

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: Dog Owner too ()
Date: April 16, 2017 11:38AM

dog owner2 Wrote:
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> Dog Owner, please post your address so that we can
> be sure our dog doesn't randomly use your lawn for
> his potty by accident. Thank you in advance.
>
> Happy Easter! You may want to check those
> chocolate eggs in your yard before allowing the
> kids/grand kids from grabbing them up!


Smug responses like this give all dog owners a bad rap. Your dog shouldn't be "randomly" using anybody's lawn for "potty by accident". Be a responsible dog owner, or don't own a dog. Thank you in advance.

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: fuck your lawn ()
Date: April 16, 2017 11:46AM

My dog will piss or shit on your lawn if he wants. I'll pick up his shit, but that's as far as my courtesy goes.

If you have one of these on your lawn,

0a5fbea5d488fa3fffdcb1346be459fd.jpg

I make sure not to pick it up.

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: Cop ()
Date: April 16, 2017 12:04PM

fuck your lawn Wrote:
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> My dog will piss or shit on your lawn if he wants.
> I'll pick up his shit, but that's as far as my
> courtesy goes.
>
> If you have one of these on your lawn,
>
> src="https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/0a/
> 5f/be/0a5fbea5d488fa3fffdcb1346be459fd.jpg"/>
>
> I make sure not to pick it up.

Yes, you are an asshole. You are a lonely man, I can tell. $500 fine in Fairfax County.

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: Yes, I'll do it ()
Date: April 16, 2017 12:07PM

Cop Wrote:
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> fuck your lawn Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My dog will piss or shit on your lawn if he
> wants.
> > I'll pick up his shit, but that's as far as my
> > courtesy goes.
> >
> > If you have one of these on your lawn,
> >
> > >
> src="https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/0a/
>
> > 5f/be/0a5fbea5d488fa3fffdcb1346be459fd.jpg"/>
> >
> > I make sure not to pick it up.
>
> Yes, you are an asshole. You are a lonely man, I
> can tell. $500 fine in Fairfax County.

Forget the fine, dude. I'll rub his fuckin' face in it! Fucker.

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: lol story ()
Date: April 16, 2017 12:16PM

I read a news story a few years ago about this guy who was pissed off about the large amount of dog shit being left in his yard. He set up some simple DIY security cameras, and discovered that neighborhood teenagers were using his yard as a public toilet.

They did this because the homeowner was a asshole to them when they came anywhere near his yard.

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: fuck your lawn ()
Date: April 16, 2017 12:20PM

LOL, you wouldn't do shit to me you pussy. Go ahead and make a scene, and it will be a costly mistake. My goons will have you calling your realtor within a month.

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: lol story ()
Date: April 16, 2017 12:30PM

fuck your lawn Wrote:
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> LOL, you wouldn't do shit to me you pussy. Go
> ahead and make a scene, and it will be a costly
> mistake. My goons will have you calling your
> realtor within a month.


Hey Buddy, Bring it down a few notches. I was relating a news story I read a few years ago.

I have no interest in you or your lawn.

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: Right!! ()
Date: April 16, 2017 12:34PM

Yes, I'll do it Wrote:
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> Cop Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > fuck your lawn Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > My dog will piss or shit on your lawn if he
> > wants.
> > > I'll pick up his shit, but that's as far as
> my
> > > courtesy goes.
> > >
> > > If you have one of these on your lawn,
> > >
> > > > >
> >
> src="https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/0a/
>
> >
> > > 5f/be/0a5fbea5d488fa3fffdcb1346be459fd.jpg"/>
> > >
> > > I make sure not to pick it up.
> >
> > Yes, you are an asshole. You are a lonely man,
> I
> > can tell. $500 fine in Fairfax County.
>
> Forget the fine, dude. I'll rub his fuckin' face
> in it! Fucker.

Amen

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: Hahaha12 ()
Date: April 16, 2017 12:45PM

lol story Wrote:
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> fuck your lawn Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > LOL, you wouldn't do shit to me you pussy. Go
> > ahead and make a scene, and it will be a costly
> > mistake. My goons will have you calling your
> > realtor within a month.
>
>
> Hey Buddy, Bring it down a few notches. I was
> relating a news story I read a few years ago.
>
> I have no interest in you or your lawn.

LOL I think you're confusing the old lady with the lawn and the short, bald, small pen*s jerk whose dog shits on other people's lawn! hahhahah Everyone in Oakton is saying, "Hey, I think the small pen*s guy is my neighbor!"

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: Dog Owner not in Oakton ()
Date: April 16, 2017 12:47PM

Is it actually your yard? You may think your property begins at the street curb. In many parts of the county the property line is 1 to 3 feet inside the side walk. If the dog owner has the dog on a leash as the law requires, there is a good probability the dog isn't on your property when it shits or pees. Not sure where you get your info that it is illegal to allow a dog to pee or shit in that area. In a former neighborhood we had a woman who got all worked up about dogs peeing in front of her house. Threatened to call her "good friend Sharon Bulova" about it. The Civic Association contacted animal control and they said it was OK so long as you weren't letting the dog run free on the neighbor's property and you picked up the shit.

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: Dog owner in Oakton too ()
Date: April 16, 2017 12:57PM

If you live in Oakton, as I do, then I guarantee you have a lot more than dogs peeing in your yard. We have deer, fox and coyote pooping in our yard. We just use the poop scooper and be done with it.

If it's a neighbor letting their dog poop in your yard or near it why not ask them nicely to pick it up? Buy them a roll of those doggy poop bags at the dollar store and hand it to them when you ask.

Most people aren't jerks if you are polite about things. When you run across the jerk who insists on being one then rest assured they already have a miserable life and just ignore them.

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: Huh?? ? ()
Date: April 16, 2017 01:55PM

Dog owner in Oakton too Wrote:
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> If you live in Oakton, as I do, then I guarantee
> you have a lot more than dogs peeing in your yard.
> We have deer, fox and coyote pooping in our yard.
> We just use the poop scooper and be done with it.
>
> If it's a neighbor letting their dog poop in your
> yard or near it why not ask them nicely to pick it
> up? Buy them a roll of those doggy poop bags at
> the dollar store and hand it to them when you
> ask.
>
> Most people aren't jerks if you are polite about
> things. When you run across the jerk who insists
> on being one then rest assured they already have a
> miserable life and just ignore them.

Huh? The initial person posting was complaining about people walking their dogs over to other people's yard to do their business; not wild animals. Do you really think property owners should buy poop bags to hand out so neighbors' dogs can defecate on others' lawns? Really? Although you say most people aren't jerks, you just might be.

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: question? ()
Date: April 16, 2017 02:01PM

Does Fairfax County have a free poop bag program for those with financial need?

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: Poop alert ()
Date: April 16, 2017 02:05PM

fuck your lawn Wrote:
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> LOL, you wouldn't do shit to me you pussy. Go
> ahead and make a scene, and it will be a costly
> mistake. My goons will have you calling your
> realtor within a month.

Rage much? Your "goons"!?!?!?! LMAO U must be a pleasant little troll. U do that in my 'hood, and u'd have dog shit down your throat. Then u'd really be ragin'. Glad I don't live next to u and your poor dog.

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: Oakton POwner ()
Date: April 16, 2017 02:07PM

question? Wrote:
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> Does Fairfax County have a free poop bag program
> for those with financial need?

... or for those who feel entitled to take a dump in your yard?!

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: Entitled much? ()
Date: April 16, 2017 02:12PM

Seems like Dog owner in Oakton too Wrote:
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> If you live in Oakton, as I do, then I guarantee
> you have a lot more than dogs peeing in your yard.
> We have deer, fox and coyote pooping in our yard.
> We just use the poop scooper and be done with it.
>
> If it's a neighbor letting their dog poop in your
> yard or near it why not ask them nicely to pick it
> up? Buy them a roll of those doggy poop bags at
> the dollar store and hand it to them when you
> ask.
>
> Most people aren't jerks if you are polite about
> things. When you run across the jerk who insists
> on being one then rest assured they already have a
> miserable life and just ignore them.

Seems like your one of those people who wrongly feel entitled to take your dog onto the neighbors' property... people in Oakton certainly are pushy. Worse than Vienna, any day, and that's bad. However I have found this posting insightful and reflective of our sad, uncivilized times in Fairfax. Now onto more uplifting news about Korea.

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: Priorities? ()
Date: April 16, 2017 02:13PM

Fucking people care more about their dogs than their children

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: fuck your lawn ()
Date: April 16, 2017 02:19PM

Dog Owner not in Oakton Wrote:
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> Is it actually your yard? You may think your
> property begins at the street curb. In many parts
> of the county the property line is 1 to 3 feet
> inside the side walk. If the dog owner has the
> dog on a leash as the law requires, there is a
> good probability the dog isn't on your property
> when it shits or pees. Not sure where you get
> your info that it is illegal to allow a dog to pee
> or shit in that area. In a former neighborhood we
> had a woman who got all worked up about dogs
> peeing in front of her house. Threatened to call
> her "good friend Sharon Bulova" about it. The
> Civic Association contacted animal control and
> they said it was OK so long as you weren't letting
> the dog run free on the neighbor's property and
> you picked up the shit.

+1

Pick up after your dog and that's the end. If you don't want animals stepping on your lawn, get a fence.

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: fuck your lawn ()
Date: April 16, 2017 02:20PM

Priorities? Wrote:
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> Fucking people care more about their *lawns than
> their children


FIFY

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: UhyDX ()
Date: April 16, 2017 02:24PM

Priorities? Wrote:
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> Fucking people care more about their dogs than
> their children


They certainly care more about their dogs than they do other people's children. The reason I don't want my neighbors bringing their dogs onto my lawn to poop or pee is that my lawn is where my children play. My yard is a big part of the reason we bought the house. The whole concept of walking your dog around the neighborhood and allowing it to poop and pee anywhere it feels like needs to be addressed. Even if you 'pick up' the poop, I don't want my little girls rolling around in whatever is left IN THEIR OWN YARD, and I don't want them rolling around in your dog's pee either, wet or dried. It's my yard, keep your dog off of it altogether.

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: OyVay ()
Date: April 16, 2017 02:27PM

Priorities? Wrote:
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> Fucking people care more about their dogs than
> their children


You can't care about both? Should the OP be worried about their children defecating on their neighbors' lawn? I'm guessing you have no lawn... and by your language and writing skills, no education.

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: Officer Clampiss ()
Date: April 16, 2017 02:28PM

UhyDX Wrote:
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> Priorities? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fucking people care more about their dogs than
> > their children
>
>
> They certainly care more about their dogs than
> they do other people's children. The reason I
> don't want my neighbors bringing their dogs onto
> my lawn to poop or pee is that my lawn is where my
> children play. My yard is a big part of the
> reason we bought the house. The whole concept of
> walking your dog around the neighborhood and
> allowing it to poop and pee anywhere it feels like
> needs to be addressed. Even if you 'pick up' the
> poop, I don't want my little girls rolling around
> in whatever is left IN THEIR OWN YARD, and I don't
> want them rolling around in your dog's pee either,
> wet or dried. It's my yard, keep your dog off of
> it altogether.

Do you mind if they use your trashcan? You have some space in it.

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: dMKKX ()
Date: April 16, 2017 02:45PM


I'm from Fairfax

and your complaint sounds like your a fairfax county lawyer looking for work


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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: fuck your lawn ()
Date: April 16, 2017 02:56PM

Poop alert Wrote:
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> fuck your lawn Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > LOL, you wouldn't do shit to me you pussy. Go
> > ahead and make a scene, and it will be a costly
> > mistake. My goons will have you calling your
> > realtor within a month.
>
> Rage much? Your "goons"!?!?!?! LMAO U must be a
> pleasant little troll. U do that in my 'hood, and
> u'd have dog shit down your throat. Then u'd
> really be ragin'. Glad I don't live next to u and
> your poor dog.

My goons are discrete, you would probably never figure out what caused your headache. My nigga Yuri who lives in the Republic of Bashkortostan would take care of it all for me.

http://krebsonsecurity.com/2013/03/the-world-has-no-room-for-cowards/

https://krebsonsecurity.com/2013/07/mail-from-the-velvet-cybercrime-underground/

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: MD psych ()
Date: April 16, 2017 03:21PM

fuck your lawn Wrote:
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> Poop alert Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > fuck your lawn Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > LOL, you wouldn't do shit to me you pussy. Go
> > > ahead and make a scene, and it will be a
> costly
> > > mistake. My goons will have you calling your
> > > realtor within a month.
> >
> > Rage much? Your "goons"!?!?!?! LMAO U must be
> a
> > pleasant little troll. U do that in my 'hood,
> and
> > u'd have dog shit down your throat. Then u'd
> > really be ragin'. Glad I don't live next to u
> and
> > your poor dog.
>
> My goons are discrete, you would probably never
> figure out what caused your headache. My nigga
> Yuri who lives in the Republic of Bashkortostan
> would take care of it all for me.
>
> http://krebsonsecurity.com/2013/03/the-world-has-n
> o-room-for-cowards/
>
> https://krebsonsecurity.com/2013/07/mail-from-the-
> velvet-cybercrime-underground/

You need medication, seriously. This is a cry for help.

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: NotNice ()
Date: April 16, 2017 03:46PM

My husband and I moved out of Oakton happily a few years ago along with about 10 other empty-nesters. Oakton changed. It used to be a nice, quiet place to raise children, but not so much anymore. The area started to change about 10-15 years ago sadly. Mean-spirit, nastiness, and gossiping (and mostly untrue) ugliness prevail from the bus stop, elementary schools, children's sports, and so on. I think that's true generally speaking of Fairfax/Vienna/Oakton We now live closer to the city where it's more vibrant and surprisingly courteous, less petty and small-minded. I could say more but then that wouldn't be nice.

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: Agree++ ()
Date: April 16, 2017 03:49PM

UhyDX Wrote:
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> Priorities? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fucking people care more about their dogs than
> > their children
>
>
> They certainly care more about their dogs than
> they do other people's children. The reason I
> don't want my neighbors bringing their dogs onto
> my lawn to poop or pee is that my lawn is where my
> children play. My yard is a big part of the
> reason we bought the house. The whole concept of
> walking your dog around the neighborhood and
> allowing it to poop and pee anywhere it feels like
> needs to be addressed. Even if you 'pick up' the
> poop, I don't want my little girls rolling around
> in whatever is left IN THEIR OWN YARD, and I don't
> want them rolling around in your dog's pee either,
> wet or dried. It's my yard, keep your dog off of
> it altogether.

100% agree

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: nog hauler rider ()
Date: April 16, 2017 06:36PM

NotNice Wrote:
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> My husband and I moved out of Oakton happily a few
> years ago along with about 10 other empty-nesters.
> Oakton changed. It used to be a nice, quiet place
> to raise children, but not so much anymore. The
> area started to change about 10-15 years ago
> sadly. Mean-spirit, nastiness, and gossiping (and
> mostly untrue) ugliness prevail from the bus stop,
> elementary schools, children's sports, and so on.
> I think that's true generally speaking of
> Fairfax/Vienna/Oakton We now live closer to the
> city where it's more vibrant and surprisingly
> courteous, less petty and small-minded. I could
> say more but then that wouldn't be nice.

Not just Oakton sweetie...it's all of NOVA.

The whole place is nothing but a bunch of self entitled douchebags now.

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: The Village Asshole ()
Date: April 16, 2017 07:10PM

dMKKX Wrote:
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>


> I'm from Fairfax
>
> and your complaint sounds like your a fairfax
> county lawyer looking for work
>



"you are" is probably a better choice -

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: Remembers Oakton When ()
Date: April 16, 2017 07:15PM

NotNice Wrote:
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> My husband and I moved out of Oakton happily a few
> years ago along with about 10 other empty-nesters.
> Oakton changed. It used to be a nice, quiet place
> to raise children, but not so much anymore. The
> area started to change about 10-15 years ago
> sadly.

Some of us have longer memories. For us the area went into a tailspin after I-66 opened inside the Beltway, and working farms were turned into the neighborhoods you moved into. Suddenly it was no longer acceptable to head out Vale, Hunter Mill or Lawyers Road after playing Oakton for Friday night parties, or go sledding after a snowfall. Your dream neighborhoods ruined our paradise, so don't ask us to feel sorry that a new crop of residents arrived and turned your neighborhood into someplace you no longer wanted to be.

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: Class of '74 ()
Date: April 16, 2017 07:35PM

Remembers Oakton When Wrote:
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> NotNice Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My husband and I moved out of Oakton happily a
> few
> > years ago along with about 10 other
> empty-nesters.
> > Oakton changed. It used to be a nice, quiet
> place
> > to raise children, but not so much anymore.
> The
> > area started to change about 10-15 years ago
> > sadly.
>
> Some of us have longer memories. For us the area
> went into a tailspin after I-66 opened inside the
> Beltway, and working farms were turned into the
> neighborhoods you moved into. Suddenly it was no
> longer acceptable to head out Vale, Hunter Mill or
> Lawyers Road after playing Oakton for Friday night
> parties, or go sledding after a snowfall. Your
> dream neighborhoods ruined our paradise, so don't
> ask us to feel sorry that a new crop of residents
> arrived and turned your neighborhood into
> someplace you no longer wanted to be.

I remember the summer of 1971 working on a family farm near what was the new community of Reston. I was 15 years old, and it was a great summer. There was a big lake on the farm that we would swim in when we could.

I spent the summer getting high, getting laid, and earned money to buy my first car when I turned 16. A 1969 Mustang Mach I with a 351 4V.

The car is long gone, the lake has been filled in, the farm is now single family homes, and the girl moved away.

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: Op suqz ()
Date: April 16, 2017 10:00PM

OP sucks and is full of shit. Probably doesn't have a dog either or is a real shitty dog owner.

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: Gayvid Blimmo ()
Date: April 16, 2017 10:03PM

dog owner2 Wrote:
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> Dog Owner, please post your address so that we can
> be sure our dog doesn't randomly use your lawn for
> his potty by accident. Thank you in advance.
>


Right, not "randomly" but deliberately!

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: ease2 ()
Date: April 17, 2017 09:00AM

Dog Owner not in Oakton Wrote:
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> Is it actually your yard? You may think your
> property begins at the street curb. In many parts
> of the county the property line is 1 to 3 feet
> inside the side walk. If the dog owner has the
> dog on a leash as the law requires, there is a
> good probability the dog isn't on your property
> when it shits or pees. Not sure where you get
> your info that it is illegal to allow a dog to pee
> or shit in that area. In a former neighborhood we
> had a woman who got all worked up about dogs
> peeing in front of her house. Threatened to call
> her "good friend Sharon Bulova" about it. The
> Civic Association contacted animal control and
> they said it was OK so long as you weren't letting
> the dog run free on the neighbor's property and
> you picked up the shit.

Even if the county had an easement of 1-3 feet of one's property (not sure that this is even true), it doesn't mean people have the right to trespass and it doesn't mean you're "entitled" to allow your dog, cow, or grandmother to use other homeowner's space as a toilet.

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: awaaay ()
Date: April 17, 2017 09:09AM

ease2 Wrote:
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> Dog Owner not in Oakton Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> Even if the county had an easement of 1-3 feet of
> one's property (not sure that this is even true),
> it doesn't mean people have the right to trespass
> and it doesn't mean you're "entitled" to allow
> your dog, cow, or grandmother to use other
> homeowner's space as a toilet.

If it's the counties property, it wouldn't be trespassing. How do you stop the foxes, birds, squirrels and other wild life from shitting on your precious yard?

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: WildLife what? ()
Date: April 17, 2017 09:22AM

awaaay Wrote:
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> ease2 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dog Owner not in Oakton Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > Even if the county had an easement of 1-3 feet
> of
> > one's property (not sure that this is even
> true),
> > it doesn't mean people have the right to
> trespass
> > and it doesn't mean you're "entitled" to allow
> > your dog, cow, or grandmother to use other
> > homeowner's space as a toilet.
>
> If it's the counties property, it wouldn't be
> trespassing. How do you stop the foxes, birds,
> squirrels and other wild life from shitting on
> your precious yard?

It's not the county's property if there's an easement onto an OWNER's property. Because the county can have access to it, doesn't mean that you have the same right, as the writer said. And why do dog owners always talk about wildlife?? That's not the complaint; it's nonsensical. Complaints are about dog owners. And there are a lot more dogs nowadays in my neighborhood than wildlife, I tell ya. So yes it is trespassing.

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: Do the manly thing! ()
Date: April 17, 2017 09:34AM

Pick it up and save it for a nice day. When they leave their car windows down, calmly walk over there and dump a bag of their dog's shit into the driver's seat. You can also spread it on their front stoop at the front door.

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: CondoCrap ()
Date: April 17, 2017 10:04AM

I live in a condo complex. Nearly every day a woman walks here dog from around the corner to do to the bathroom on my small patch of grass. One day I asked, "Can I help you?" She smiled and said, just taking the dog out for a walk. the dog then squatted. I asked, "Why don't you let your dog take to the bathroom on your grass." And, with all cluelessness, replied, "Oh. He doesn't like to go the bathroom in his own yard." I sarcastically said, "Oh, of course I wonder why." I think she was getting the picture. But I had to say it clearly Don't stop in my yard anymore. I like to plant flowers and garden, but now just put down grass. Some days in summer the smell of urine at my mailbox can knock you over.

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: lady walking dog ()
Date: April 17, 2017 10:24AM

CondoCrap Wrote:
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> I live in a condo complex. Nearly every day a
> woman walks here dog from around the corner to do
> to the bathroom on my small patch of grass. One
> day I asked, "Can I help you?" She smiled and
> said, just taking the dog out for a walk. the dog
> then squatted. I asked, "Why don't you let your
> dog take to the bathroom on your grass." And,
> with all cluelessness, replied, "Oh. He doesn't
> like to go the bathroom in his own yard." I
> sarcastically said, "Oh, of course I wonder why."
> I think she was getting the picture. But I had to
> say it clearly Don't stop in my yard anymore. I
> like to plant flowers and garden, but now just put
> down grass. Some days in summer the smell of
> urine at my mailbox can knock you over.


Hey fuckwit, you don't own any of the land. That patch of grass is mine as much as it's yours, I pay the condo fee too. If you want to own your own patch of grass you should have bought a fee simple home, till then my pooch is going to shit all over it.

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: SoTrue!CondoCrap ()
Date: April 17, 2017 10:26AM

CondoCrap Wrote:
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> I live in a condo complex. Nearly every day a
> woman walks here dog from around the corner to do
> to the bathroom on my small patch of grass. One
> day I asked, "Can I help you?" She smiled and
> said, just taking the dog out for a walk. the dog
> then squatted. I asked, "Why don't you let your
> dog take to the bathroom on your grass." And,
> with all cluelessness, replied, "Oh. He doesn't
> like to go the bathroom in his own yard." I
> sarcastically said, "Oh, of course I wonder why."
> I think she was getting the picture. But I had to
> say it clearly Don't stop in my yard anymore. I
> like to plant flowers and garden, but now just put
> down grass. Some days in summer the smell of
> urine at my mailbox can knock you over.

So true! My Condo area smells like a G.D. nursing home in summer 2 years ago HOA tried to ban pets but got voted down but HOA designated a dog park area and fines (which pays for clean up - poop squad) which helped Still no one wants to go on poop police patrol Just be a little thoughtful

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: Old Surveyor ()
Date: April 17, 2017 12:35PM

ease2 Wrote:
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> Even if the county had an easement of 1-3 feet of
> one's property (not sure that this is even true)

Originally roads were established by easements, so the adjacent owners still held title to the dirt under the roadway. Some of us in the County still have this. As property owners came to expect amenities such as electricity, water, sewer, sidewalks, on street parking and storm water control, having to acquire a new easement for each use became overly burdensome. So the practice was reversed with VDoT taking ownership of the land and adjacent homeowners having an easement to access the road. This is the most common arrangement for single family detached homes in Fairfax County today. If you are in an area with mandatory homeowners' association there is another variant, and shared driveway or access roads are a complete clusterfuck.

Take a look at the plat for your neighborhood. Does it show your property having a common boundary with the property across the street. If not, the chances are very good the state owns the road, sidewalk and adjacent land. If you check with a metal detector you will likely find metal stakes driven into the ground a few inches to a few feet inside the sidewalk. That is where your property begins.

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: ShooterOfDogs ()
Date: April 17, 2017 01:34PM

What is it with you dogtards? What the fuck gives you the right to let your dogs shit in other peoples yards. How would you like it if I shit in your yard? How about I shoot the next dog that shits in my yard. Then you dog lovers can drag it's dead ass home. And don't you stay at home moms discard your dogs waste in my trash can or recycle bin either. You all look really sexy in your yoga pants carrying your little bag of poop around the neighborhood. Fucking dogtard cunts.

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: My lawn isn't my life ()
Date: April 17, 2017 01:55PM

ShooterOfDogs Wrote:
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> What is it with you dogtards? What the fuck gives
> you the right to let your dogs shit in other
> peoples yards. How would you like it if I shit in
> your yard? How about I shoot the next dog that
> shits in my yard. Then you dog lovers can drag
> it's dead ass home. And don't you stay at home
> moms discard your dogs waste in my trash can or
> recycle bin either. You all look really sexy in
> your yoga pants carrying your little bag of poop
> around the neighborhood. Fucking dogtard cunts.


You can shit in my yard as long as you pick it up once you're done.

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: Uncommon Sense ()
Date: April 17, 2017 02:01PM

My lawn isn't my life Wrote:
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> ShooterOfDogs Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What is it with you dogtards? What the fuck
> gives
> > you the right to let your dogs shit in other
> > peoples yards. How would you like it if I shit
> in
> > your yard? How about I shoot the next dog that
> > shits in my yard. Then you dog lovers can drag
> > it's dead ass home. And don't you stay at home
> > moms discard your dogs waste in my trash can or
> > recycle bin either. You all look really sexy in
> > your yoga pants carrying your little bag of
> poop
> > around the neighborhood. Fucking dogtard cunts.
>
>
> You can shit in my yard as long as you pick it up
> once you're done.


Bottom Line is...PEOPLE are SELFISH fucks. They have no common sense or courtesy. All ages. Old people who know better have become cell-phone rude assholes. This thread is the same as the trash one. If people just did this stuff once, people would be cool. NO, they now do it all the time...think "I don't have to pick it up"...someone will. The same with muthafucking shopping carts. Get off your lazy ass and take care of your SHIT! Rant Over.

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: My lawn isn't my life ()
Date: April 17, 2017 02:10PM

Uncommon Sense Wrote:
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> My lawn isn't my life Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ShooterOfDogs Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > What is it with you dogtards? What the fuck
> > gives
> > > you the right to let your dogs shit in other
> > > peoples yards. How would you like it if I
> shit
> > in
> > > your yard? How about I shoot the next dog
> that
> > > shits in my yard. Then you dog lovers can
> drag
> > > it's dead ass home. And don't you stay at
> home
> > > moms discard your dogs waste in my trash can
> or
> > > recycle bin either. You all look really sexy
> in
> > > your yoga pants carrying your little bag of
> > poop
> > > around the neighborhood. Fucking dogtard
> cunts.
> >
> >
> > You can shit in my yard as long as you pick it
> up
> > once you're done.
>
>
> Bottom Line is...PEOPLE are SELFISH fucks. They
> have no common sense or courtesy. All ages. Old
> people who know better have become cell-phone rude
> assholes. This thread is the same as the trash
> one. If people just did this stuff once, people
> would be cool. NO, they now do it all the
> time...think "I don't have to pick it
> up"...someone will. The same with muthafucking
> shopping carts. Get off your lazy ass and take
> care of your SHIT! Rant Over.


FFXU is full of people who come to cry over things. Almost all of my neighbors have dogs, and all of us pick up after our dogs. The majority of dog owners do pick up after their pets. The biggest offenders are ghetto blacks walking their pit bulls, or Asians walking their little toy whatevers, they tend to not pick up after their pets.

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: I put M & M's all over my yard ()
Date: April 17, 2017 02:19PM

Hey, it works!

I also leave bowl of antifreeze on my porch. The cats love that stuff!

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: even though you're trolling ()
Date: April 17, 2017 02:24PM

I put M & M's all over my yard Wrote:
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> Hey, it works!
>
> I also leave bowl of antifreeze on my porch. The
> cats love that stuff!


M & Ms wouldn't do much besides some diarrhea unless the ate like 10 pounds worth. I give my dog 1 or 2 every now and then, a tiny amount of milk chocolate is harmless.

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: Dog owner in Oakton too ()
Date: April 17, 2017 02:32PM

Huh?? ? Wrote:> Huh? The initial person posting was complaining
> about people walking their dogs over to other
> people's yard to do their business; not wild
> animals. Do you really think property owners
> should buy poop bags to hand out so neighbors'
> dogs can defecate on others' lawns? Really?
> Although you say most people aren't jerks, you
> just might be.

You're right Huh, being nice and handling something like an adult instead of bitching and moaning makes someone a jerk.

LMFAO

Oh, and Entitled Much... it's you're, not your. If only you people who think you're slamming someone would actually manage to slam them.

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: JuleECocks ()
Date: April 17, 2017 05:23PM

ShooterOfDogs Wrote:
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> What is it with you dogtards? What the fuck gives
> you the right to let your dogs shit in other
> peoples yards. How would you like it if I shit in
> your yard? How about I shoot the next dog that
> shits in my yard. Then you dog lovers can drag
> it's dead ass home. And don't you stay at home
> moms discard your dogs waste in my trash can or
> recycle bin either. You all look really sexy in
> your yoga pants carrying your little bag of poop
> around the neighborhood. Fucking dogtard cunts.

Not only did you not shoot when I let Fluffy do his business today, but I saw you shutting the basement blinds when I looked in and waved at you.

You enjoy Fluffy's doodoo, now. Toodles and good luck with your beating from daddy.

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: vile thuggery ()
Date: April 18, 2017 09:27AM

That wasn't dog shit, it was me. Sorry.

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: grossy ()
Date: April 18, 2017 12:25PM

I love the assholes with looooong leashes. They think its okay to let their dog wonder 20 feet onto your front lawn for any reason. If the dog shits they have to trespass to clean it up, even then how 'clean' is the spot where the owner picks up the waste? What if the dog has the runs?

Its fucking gross.

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: black person ()
Date: April 18, 2017 12:48PM

grossy Wrote:
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> I love the assholes with looooong leashes. They
> think its okay to let their dog wonder 20 feet
> onto your front lawn for any reason. If the dog
> shits they have to trespass to clean it up, even
> then how 'clean' is the spot where the owner picks
> up the waste? What if the dog has the runs?
>
> Its fucking gross.

I have mastered the art of the "perpetrated pick up".

My dog shits in your yard. I dutifully walk over with my lil baggie and bend over with bag on hand - at just the right angle so that any cameras or people can't quite see the turd/hand area. I put the bag into the grass beside the dookie and flip it inside out so that it appears to come up with something inside, all the while turning my body to conceal the fact that I just left a pile of shit in your yard. Got it on video? Watch it over and over and over. Zoom in. Take still shots and blow them up even more. The biscuit remains in your yard and you cannot prove I left it.

There is the video of me picking it up.

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: Air Horn Charlie ()
Date: April 18, 2017 12:49PM

I calmly walk outside, while their dog is scrunched up and shaking - taking the shit, then I blast the air horn! I have only done this twice, but I have never had a return offender. One lady tried to scold me and I told her that if she didn't shut up I would stick the horn up her ass and blast it! She walked off talking to herself!

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: Mother of all lawn bombs ()
Date: April 18, 2017 01:46PM

I go around at night dropping MOALBs to all the people who have no dog signs on their lawns. A MOALB consists of a large water balloon filled with 1/2 water and 1/2 gasoline. It kills all grass and plants within a 20 foot radius.

RIP your Lawn

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: go suck doggy dick ()
Date: April 18, 2017 02:41PM

Dog owners are the biggest cucks. Who voluntarily picks up the shit of an inferior species?

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: Amaz ()
Date: April 19, 2017 12:44PM

It's amazing how angry and defensive dog owners are about simple courtesies; and it proves they demonstrate themselves the point that these people are irresponsible. Take them to court.

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: Ct ()
Date: April 19, 2017 01:11PM

Amaz Wrote:
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> It's amazing how angry and defensive dog owners
> are about simple courtesies; and it proves they
> demonstrate themselves the point that these people
> are irresponsible. Take them to court.


It's clear that you can't reason with inconsiderate morons. Yes, the local police will help with forms to take them to court. Really easy. I had to do it because a dog owner was so so so offended that I asked his wife not to bring their dog over to use my yard, he decided he would keep doing it himself (exact same attitude as idiot posters here). The magistrate found the jerk guilty. And yes it's a low level criminal offense but a criminal offense. The magistrate said I could also sue in small claims court (she saw what I was dealing with -- I'm sure he's one of the posters above), but the jerk finally got the message and it has been no longer an issue. But it took this.

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: Check your facts ()
Date: April 19, 2017 02:03PM

Ct Wrote:
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> The magistrate found the jerk guilty.

Magistrates do not conduct trials in the Virginia Court system.

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: Ct2 ()
Date: April 19, 2017 02:27PM

Check your facts Wrote:
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> Ct Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The magistrate found the jerk guilty.
>
> Magistrates do not conduct trials in the Virginia
> Court system.

Stand corrected - short version -- probable cause was found, neighbor was told he was wrong ("guilty") and that he couldn't take dog anywhere he pleased, and he backed off; sorry so sorry. No mediation or judge needed... just wanted neighbor to stop it. He clearly was just doing it to be rude. Small d*ck type of guy.

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: 9TCVE ()
Date: April 19, 2017 02:32PM

From Fairfax County's own website, and you'd think they would know, "Pet owners who violate the County’s pooper scooper law may incur a fine up to $250. Unfortunately, since 1999 not one summons was issued for such violations."

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: 9TCVe ()
Date: April 19, 2017 02:35PM

9TCVE Wrote:
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> From Fairfax County's own website, and you'd think
> they would know, "Pet owners who violate the
> County’s pooper scooper law may incur a fine up
> to $250. Unfortunately, since 1999 not one summons
> was issued for such violations."


Pooper scooper is different than trespass. Also read the corrected version -- there was an appearance, it appears, that the court personnel told the dog owner he was wrong. Boy you're digging deep here -- must hit home.

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: Huh what? ()
Date: April 19, 2017 02:42PM

Dog owner in Oakton too Wrote:
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> Huh?? ? Wrote:> Huh? The initial person posting
> was complaining
> > about people walking their dogs over to other
> > people's yard to do their business; not wild
> > animals. Do you really think property owners
> > should buy poop bags to hand out so neighbors'
> > dogs can defecate on others' lawns? Really?
> > Although you say most people aren't jerks, you
> > just might be.
>
> You're right Huh, being nice and handling
> something like an adult instead of bitching and
> moaning makes someone a jerk.
>
> LMFAO
>
> Oh, and Entitled Much... it's you're, not your.
> If only you people who think you're slamming
> someone would actually manage to slam them.

This is a bizarre defense (I think you must be the same person who posted previously -- two people can't be that dumb). As a homeowner, I have no intention of nicely handing out shit bags to my not so nice neighbors whose dogs are shitting on my property. LMFAO Huh? Have you read the crazy full of attitude comments of these lonely sad-ass nut jobs? They get dogs because no one else will love them.

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Re: ATTN: DOG OWNERS - Oakton
Posted by: Dog owner in Oakton too ()
Date: April 19, 2017 11:10PM

Huh what? Wrote:
> This is a bizarre defense (I think you must be the
> same person who posted previously -- two people
> can't be that dumb). As a homeowner, I have no
> intention of nicely handing out shit bags to my
> not so nice neighbors whose dogs are shitting on
> my property. LMFAO Huh? Have you read the crazy
> full of attitude comments of these lonely sad-ass
> nut jobs? They get dogs because no one else will
> love them.

You're right, we're all the same person. How's that paranoia working for you?

It is way too easy to yank your chain. Sweet dreams sour puss.

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