Re: trash nazis
Posted by:
Madlock trash man
()
Date: March 15, 2017 07:44AM
Got Game? Wrote:
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> When I was having some remodeling done,
> the contractor dropped 2 long rolloff dumpsters
> in my driveway.
>
> One night, as I was pulling in to rhe driveway,
> my headlights illuminated two legs, dangling
> over the side of one of the dumpsters.
>
> As I got out of my car, an older woman (whose legs
> I'd seen)
> presented herself to me saying, "Oh, hi. I was
> looking for
> some debris I could use for my cats. I have a lot
> of cats."
>
> IMO, she was trespassing and had no business
> rooting through the dumpsters without permission.
>
> +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>
> ENDING 1: We parted company as I thought, "She's a
> whack-job with lots of cats."
>
> ENDING 2: The police, who I'd called when I saw
> the legs, warned the nosy neighbor and asked me if
> I'd like to press trespassing charges.
>
> ENDING 3: The woman, disheveled, embarrassed &
> caught, sat on the hood of my car and said, "Use
> me, Big Boy, like a piece of trash."
Dumpsters on YOUR property are a different question, and indeed, the incident you describe could involve trespassing, whether or not dumpsters, or cats, were involved.
Trash at the curbside, however, is an entirely different matter.