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Question about Krystal Koons
Posted by: Koons ()
Date: February 21, 2017 06:38PM

I have an important question about Krystal Koons. Does anyone know if she likes anal?

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Re: Question about Krystal Koons
Posted by: Ty Koons ()
Date: February 21, 2017 06:46PM

She's looking rough lately.

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Re: Question about Krystal Koons
Posted by: Cranky ()
Date: February 21, 2017 07:03PM

Of course! Just show up and ask her to use the strap-on. Like they do for any Koons customer...

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Re: Question about Krystal Koons
Posted by: Freq ()
Date: February 21, 2017 07:31PM

Cranky Wrote:
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> Of course! Just show up and ask her to use the
> strap-on. Like they do for any Koons customer...

They don't use lube on their customers, either.

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Re: Question about Krystal Koons
Posted by: 9GpYN ()
Date: February 21, 2017 07:35PM

Freq Wrote:
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> Cranky Wrote:
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> -----
> > Of course! Just show up and ask her to use the
> > strap-on. Like they do for any Koons
> customer...
>
> They don't use lube on their customers, either.


As I used to joke with a co-worker, at least give me the grease. He found some travel size KY Jelly tubes which he picked up and we kept them on our desk.

When it got tough, the joke was at least give me the grease and we would grab the KY and hold it up in the air!

Too funny.

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Re: Question about Krystal Koons
Posted by: nEMpd ()
Date: February 21, 2017 07:37PM

what is KY? do you mean baby oil?

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Re: Question about Krystal Koons
Posted by: Universal knowledge ()
Date: February 21, 2017 08:02PM

KY is a proprietary brand that is water-soluble; baby oil, petrolatum, etc. is greasy.

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Re: Question about Krystal Koons
Posted by: Blimmo ()
Date: February 21, 2017 11:26PM

nEMpd Wrote:
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> what is KY?

MY WORD! a butt pirate who doesn't know what KY is. What do you and Thedric use? Crest?

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Re: Question about Krystal Koons
Posted by: Cranky ()
Date: October 28, 2017 10:24PM

Try some Poligrip. Old women swear by it.

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Re: Question about Krystal Koons
Posted by: Try this ()
Date: October 28, 2017 11:12PM

Freq Wrote:
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> Cranky Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Of course! Just show up and ask her to use the
> > strap-on. Like they do for any Koons
> customer...
>
> They don't use lube on their customers, either.


Pennz-Oil, the "ask for" oil.

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Re: Question about Krystal Koons
Posted by: Blimmo ()
Date: October 28, 2017 11:13PM

No but she likes tit fucking.

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Re: Question about Krystal Koons
Posted by: WhyTrash ()
Date: October 28, 2017 11:22PM

Considering they can't spell, I'm surprised the niggers aren't burning down the Koons dealerships.

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