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Mike Pence: Gay Conversion Therapy Saved My Marriage
Posted by: dude is gay ()
Date: February 20, 2017 09:36AM

Indianapolis, IN — In a surprise announcement today, Indiana Governor and Vice President-elect Mike Pence said that gay conversion therapy saved his marriage. The controversial Republican, who was elected the 50th governor of the Hoosier State, has been a long-time proponent of a “Biblical view” on homosexuality and as a member of Congress stated that the legislative branch “should oppose any effort to recognize homosexuals as a ‘discrete and insular minority’ entitled to the protection of anti-discrimination laws similar to those extended to women and ethnic minorities.”

“It[gay conversion therapy] was instrumental in helping me overcoming certain urges,” said the Vice President elect in an interview with Fox News. “With God’s help, and the work of many of his therapists, I was able to seek the straight path when I was a younger man. If it wasn’t for that, I would have never been able to marry.”

Conversion therapy is psychological treatment or spiritual counseling designed to change a person’s sexual orientation from homosexual or bisexual to heterosexual. Such treatments are controversial and are a form of pseudoscience. However many orthodox and fundamentalist Christians believe that it does work, citing numerous examples of success. In more ancient times prior to 1981, conversion therapies in the United States and Western Europe included ice-pick lobotomies, chemical castration and various hormonal treatments. Efforts were largely concentrated on men, as female homosexuality was generally viewed as “hot.” This split along gender lines was due American’s general stupidity.

Many of Mike Pence’s classmates at Indiana University said the young Pence struggled with “identity issues.”

“Oh Mike was always a well-groomed sharp dresser,” said University of Chicago Professor James Badwater who was a dorm roommate of Mr. Pence in 1983. “He was private and kept to himself. He had a large collection of Men’s fitness magazines and listened to Wham! continually. He got into the conversion thing the next year, and then immediately married Karen [Mike Pence’s wife] the following year. It’s going to be great to have our first gay Vice President.”

It’s unclear how this news will impact the Donald Trump administration, if at all, however many GOP insiders maintain that this demonstrates the incoming administration’s commitment to diversity and the “widening” of the party’s platform to be more inclusive of what have traditionally been party outsiders.

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Re: Mike Pence: Gay Conversion Therapy Saved My Marriage
Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: February 20, 2017 09:47AM

#FAKE NEWS!

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Re: Mike Pence: Gay Conversion Therapy Saved My Marriage
Posted by: fake as fuck ()
Date: February 20, 2017 09:49AM

Nice touch putting Indianapolis, In in the front of your unsourced article, but that's fake news and libel as well

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Re: Mike Pence: Gay Conversion Therapy Saved My Marriage
Posted by: OP is a Cuck ()
Date: February 20, 2017 10:10AM

Poor little faggot OP is afraid someone's gonna make him stop sucking on cocks. It's OK, OP, you can keep riding cocks all you want.

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Re: Mike Pence: Gay Conversion Therapy Saved My Marriage
Posted by: Low Hanging Fruit ()
Date: February 20, 2017 10:12AM

Sour Grapes......

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Re: Mike Pence: Gay Conversion Therapy Saved My Marriage
Posted by: Pence's closet ()
Date: February 20, 2017 10:18AM

People probably think he's gay because he advocates gay conversion therapy. It's the kind of thing that would be pushed by someone who thought they themselves were once homosexual but are now somehow cured.

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Re: Mike Pence: Gay Conversion Therapy Saved My Marriage
Posted by: FAKE NEWS--------- ()
Date: February 20, 2017 10:20AM


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Re: Mike Pence: Gay Conversion Therapy Saved My Marriage
Posted by: bannon ()
Date: February 20, 2017 12:44PM

He looks gay

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Re: Mike Pence: Gay Conversion Therapy Saved My Marriage
Posted by: KKKillary KKKlinton. ()
Date: February 20, 2017 12:54PM

If he was gay the libs would riot. Libs hate gays.

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Re: Mike Pence: Gay Conversion Therapy Saved My Marriage
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: February 20, 2017 03:25PM

bannon Wrote:
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> He looks gay
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Re: Mike Pence: Gay Conversion Therapy Saved My Marriage
Posted by: two fags for the price of one ()
Date: February 20, 2017 04:14PM

If Trump gets impeached, will he nominate Lindsey Graham for VP?

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Re: Mike Pence: Gay Conversion Therapy Saved My Marriage
Posted by: Freq ()
Date: February 21, 2017 08:30PM

No way he is gay. He wears leathers and drives a Harley.

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Re: Mike Pence: Gay Conversion Therapy Saved My Marriage
Posted by: Never left and never vote dem ()
Date: February 26, 2021 09:56AM

trumptards payback trying to out ex vp pence.

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Re: Mike Pence: Gay Conversion Therapy Saved My Marriage
Posted by: Straight Arrow ()
Date: February 26, 2021 10:04AM

I used to be gay, but my church converted me. I still blow my Priest from time-to-time, but he told me that I'm not gay and I believe him.

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Re: Mike Pence: Gay Conversion Therapy Saved My Marriage
Posted by: Pence Is Gay ()
Date: February 26, 2021 10:20AM

Yep, Pence Is Gay. Pic proof!

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Re: Mike Pence: Gay Conversion Therapy Saved My Marriage
Date: February 26, 2021 11:54AM

Pence sold out to the swamp

thats usually whut gay people do

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Re: Mike Pence: Gay Conversion Therapy Saved My Marriage
Posted by: Alt-Rite Wing-Nut ()
Date: February 26, 2021 02:40PM

^^ Like the way trunp sold out to putey-pute?
We all know trunp luvs sucking off his putey-pute!

Yep, trunp is a gay.

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