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How do I find out about/get invited to parties
Posted by: nMt7b ()
Date: February 19, 2017 03:20AM

I am a loser who spends too much time studying. How do I get invited to parties?

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Re: How do I find out about/get invited to parties
Posted by: Peter Laidmore ()
Date: February 19, 2017 03:27AM

nMt7b Wrote:
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> I am a loser who spends too much time studying.
> How do I get invited to parties?


Why not start with Pampered Chef or Tupperware? You will meet new people and things will move on from there.

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Re: How do I find out about/get invited to parties
Posted by: chPPy ()
Date: February 19, 2017 05:27AM

Talk with those you know, try social media (Facebook, etc), and pray.

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Re: How do I find out about/get invited to parties
Posted by: ijkjko ()
Date: February 19, 2017 11:39PM

Just get in touch with any democratic libtard. Plenty of gay faggot butt sex parties.

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Re: How do I find out about/get invited to parties
Posted by: do it ()
Date: February 19, 2017 11:51PM

go to a protest in dc and bring weed or coke and ask a woman if she wants to party.

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Re: How do I find out about/get invited to parties
Posted by: TmXkM ()
Date: February 20, 2017 10:00PM

You all give shit advice. I don't use social media, and all of my friends are nerds like me; they don't get invited to parties either. I'd rather not get buttsex'd.

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Re: How do I find out about/get invited to parties
Posted by: causeican ()
Date: February 20, 2017 10:13PM

Just be interested in other people. If you show interest in others, they will show interest in you. If you think only about yourself and what you want, what you like or don’t like, and don’t care what anyone else thinks, no one will ask you to a party. Read “How to Win Friends and Influence People” by Dale Carnegie. It’s old, but it’s good. Get the audio version. Make it easy on yourself.
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Re: How do I find out about/get invited to parties
Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: February 20, 2017 10:26PM

nMt7b Wrote:
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> I am a loser who spends too much time studying.
> How do I get invited to parties?


You could have your own party and invite people to it!?!?!

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Re: How do I find out about/get invited to parties
Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: February 20, 2017 10:29PM

chPPy Wrote:
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> Talk with those you know, try social media
> (Facebook, etc), and pray.


Social media is dangerous. I watched "The Craiglist Killer" movie on the Lifetime channel. Very scarry movie on true story.

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Re: How do I find out about/get invited to parties
Posted by: Best answer ()
Date: February 21, 2017 12:03AM

Buy a few ounces of weed. Word will get around, and everyone will be inviting you to party.

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Re: How do I find out about/get invited to parties
Posted by: almost famous ()
Date: February 21, 2017 12:43AM

tell them you live with your parents in their basement. when your parents leave you can have a party at your place. get a keg and maybe they will trash your parents house, piss off the neighbors, police come, tv trucks come. you're on tv and famous. then you will get invited to other parties.

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Re: How do I find out about/get invited to parties
Posted by: nerdking69 ()
Date: February 22, 2017 07:47PM

parties are for losers

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Re: How do I find out about/get invited to parties
Posted by: PartyFinder.com ()
Date: February 22, 2017 09:11PM

We created an app for faggot losers like you.

Go to the app store and download PartyFinder. Also available on Android devices (if you are an even bigger gay faggot retard).

So download it, find a party and then get your fuck ass kicked in when you try to go inside.

Fucking loser.

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Re: How do I find out about/get invited to parties
Posted by: Suggestion ()
Date: February 22, 2017 09:17PM

Hang out at the I-66 rest area near the men's room.

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Re: How do I find out about/get invited to parties
Posted by: PartyFinder.com ()
Date: February 22, 2017 09:18PM

We have an app for that, too.

RestStopAnalFinder.com

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Re: How do I find out about/get invited to parties
Posted by: 957345 ()
Date: March 05, 2017 12:12AM

Check out all the groups on www.meetup.com for the area you live in. join one or more of the special interest groups. Once you start going to meetings and get to know others with the same interests, you might start to get invitations to their social events.

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Re: How do I find out about/get invited to parties
Posted by: Mildly sympathetic ()
Date: March 06, 2017 03:02AM

Start using drugs

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Re: How do I find out about/get invited to parties
Posted by: Like it's 1999 ()
Date: March 06, 2017 06:09AM

Go to Arthur Treacher's and ask any hot adult chicks (or in your case anybody over 17) if they would like to see your elephant. She (or more likely he in your case) will laugh and be amazed at your charming wit. Soon the old dude will invite you to his flat for a "party". If you really want to get freaky bring some Pineapple Fanta cause hey you never know what might happen...

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