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What's the craziest thing you ever saw in Vegas
Posted by: JohnnyG ()
Date: February 10, 2017 10:01PM

I've seen so many let's hear some of yours.

Ok, I'll give you one. Some guy was arrested for a DWI and was giving various choices of a sentence from the Judge in Clark County. It's true. He chose to sit in a 6 x 6 cage downtown right next to the Golden Nugget for 30 days. Visitors would walk by and chat with him. Takes balls to do that.


Some more. This could be fun, it's never ending.
One rule: No bullshit made up stories.

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Re: What's the craziest thing you ever saw in Vegas
Posted by: Cantbelieb ()
Date: February 11, 2017 07:03AM

Three midgets eating dim sum out of an Asians asshole.

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Re: What's the craziest thing you ever saw in Vegas
Posted by: JohnnyG ()
Date: February 11, 2017 08:07AM

Cantbelieb Wrote:
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> Three midgets eating dim sum out of an Asians
> asshole.

Why are their so many stupid retards on this site like you when a sensible interesting questions is posed to the group?
Grow up - Please.

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Re: What's the craziest thing you ever saw in Vegas
Posted by: sdgbf ()
Date: February 11, 2017 08:20AM

Was there on Hawloween 15 years ago and saw a sexy woman walking through the Luxor wearing only heels and saran wrap.

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Re: What's the craziest thing you ever saw in Vegas
Posted by: JohnnyG ()
Date: February 11, 2017 08:57AM

I've seen so many pissing on buildings outside, some got arrested.
Once saw a guy pissing outside of Golden Nugget on a fireplug at 8 a.m.
Arrested.

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Re: What's the craziest thing you ever saw in Vegas
Posted by: Chicken dinner ()
Date: February 11, 2017 09:09AM

Wathed a a guy sell his car at a pawn shop. He showed us the ticket from 30 minutes before. Put 10 grand on red.
Won and left the casino.

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Re: What's the craziest thing you ever saw in Vegas
Posted by: Vegas Baby ()
Date: February 11, 2017 09:29AM

2 girls. One girl shooting ping pong balls out of her twat and the other one catching the balls in her mouth.

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Re: What's the craziest thing you ever saw in Vegas
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: February 11, 2017 10:44AM

I saw two of my friends win Porsche 911s.

Saw some F-22 Raptors and some A-10 Thunderbolts.

Saw a UAV used to detect radiation.

Saw whats her nuts from No Doubt at the pool with her kids at Mandalay Bay.

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Re: What's the craziest thing you ever saw in Vegas
Posted by: Leftist.Gorilla ()
Date: February 11, 2017 11:34AM

When I was in Vegas I once saw Trump well on his way to losing the election and then corroborating with the Russians to adjust the result in his favor.

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Re: What's the craziest thing you ever saw in Vegas
Posted by: totally crazy ()
Date: February 11, 2017 01:42PM

I saw some goofy redneck stand up in the middle of the $5 AYCE buffet and shout something about "crisp, fried snakehead fish". he sounded like a real nutjob.

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Re: What's the craziest thing you ever saw in Vegas
Posted by: Gerry is Ravi ()
Date: February 11, 2017 01:45PM

I saw some sandnigger named Gerry get kicked off the Casino floor because a gerbil jumped out of his ass.

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Re: What's the craziest thing you ever saw in Vegas
Posted by: ItwasSpecial ()
Date: February 11, 2017 02:38PM

Best thing ever was I got a lap dance one night at OG's from a beautiful Russian girl in the VIP room around 2 a.m. Nobody was at the VIP door so no cover to enter. 3 laps dances to an absolute quiet room, with no music, just one waitress who served me a drink. Basically no restrictions with nobody watching. Very unique.

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Re: What's the craziest thing you ever saw in Vegas
Posted by: JohnnyG ()
Date: February 11, 2017 02:39PM

Why are their so many dumb mfck'ng losers on this site? Seriously.

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Re: What's the craziest thing you ever saw in Vegas
Posted by: ETD ()
Date: February 11, 2017 03:11PM

When I was in Vegas years ago I saw some guy scale the stratosphere foundation and then base jumped with the cops hovering in a helicopter.
Also, I witnessed a man shoot himself in the head. Found out later that he was a cab driver, was an alcoholic, lost his license because of dui's, lost his job and because of all of this and maybe more his wife left him also. I was standing about 60 feet away, was on a pay phone and I heard what sounded like a car back fire but at the same time I saw this man fall down. It took a few seconds for it to register and then I had aomeone inside of Kings kida call for the police and I walked over to check on him.
He had had a few drinks at the bar and on his way to his car he pulled out his gun and killed himself.
I pray that in all of that tragedy that somehow he was able to find piece !

ETD

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Re: What's the craziest thing you ever saw in Vegas
Posted by: Johnnygtard ()
Date: February 11, 2017 05:47PM

JohnnyG Wrote:
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> Why are their so many dumb mfck'ng losers on this
> site? Seriously.


Since when was Vegas in Fairfax? There is an official section.

What kind of crazy shit do you want to hear about, the crazy shit people actually see or the I'm so fucking old that having a negro sit with me at the poker table blowsy mind.

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Re: What's the craziest thing you ever saw in Vegas
Posted by: Johnnygtard ()
Date: February 11, 2017 05:48PM

God damn phone keyboard is just crazy! Off topic section*

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Re: What's the craziest thing you ever saw in Vegas
Posted by: Albert II ()
Date: February 11, 2017 06:48PM

A person with class.

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Re: What's the craziest thing you ever saw in Vegas
Posted by: Greybeard ()
Date: February 11, 2017 07:08PM

Wasn't in Vegas, but in Manhattan I once saw a guy walking his llama. Being as how it was Manhattan, nobody seemed to think it odd.

Then I went home to Fairfax County. <== relevance insertion

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Re: What's the craziest thing you ever saw in Vegas
Posted by: Ding Donger ()
Date: February 12, 2017 06:29AM

Johnnygtard Wrote:
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> JohnnyG Wrote:
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> -----
> > Why are their so many dumb mfck'ng losers on
> this
> > site? Seriously.
>
>
> Since when was Vegas in Fairfax? There is an
> official section.
>
> What kind of crazy shit do you want to hear about,
> the crazy shit people actually see or the I'm so
> fucking old that having a negro sit with me at the
> poker table blowsy mind.

The Official section. Now that is funny.
When is the last time anything interesting was posted on this site.
Who cares!!!

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Re: What's the craziest thing you ever saw in Vegas
Posted by: JohnnyG ()
Date: February 12, 2017 06:27PM

I was on a bus coming back from the Red Rock casino and a young gal spread her legs wide open so I got a real good eyeball shot. Very nice.
She already drank 4 beers and was heading to court for a speeding ticket.

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Re: What's the craziest thing you ever saw in Vegas
Posted by: take my ball with me ()
Date: February 12, 2017 06:47PM

favorite posts are when someone tries to take it one way and then gets pissed when it goes the ffu way

i thought gerbils flying out of gerry's butt was the funniest until this one

thanks, i needed that you old f-r you

>
> What kind of crazy shit do you want to hear about,
> the crazy shit people actually see or the I'm so
> fucking old that having a negro sit with me at the
> poker table blowsy mind.

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Re: What's the craziest thing you ever saw in Vegas
Posted by: stay ind ()
Date: February 12, 2017 07:10PM

what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

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Re: What's the craziest thing you ever saw in Vegas
Posted by: Foghorn Legbone ()
Date: February 13, 2017 07:15AM

Casino executive, in nice three piece suit, walks up puts his cigarette out on the floor and says to the card counter: you can either have the money or the hammer....

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Re: What's the craziest thing you ever saw in Vegas
Posted by: layslow ()
Date: May 14, 2019 10:21AM

not real crazy but i saw a very nice lady in a pretty dress with a kid about ten with her on one of the walkways over the street.. a gust of wind hit suddenly and her average lenght dress went over her head.. had some very pretty panties on.. normal cut.. not see thru.. pretty blue color...made my day.. another time a lot of people were around one machine and a guy started putting his hand up this ladies skirt that was standing near him.. i guess he must have gone all the way up.. she was cool.. then she stepped away , cut him a look and walked off.. who knows.. maybe they were together

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Re: What's the craziest thing you ever saw in Vegas
Posted by: LPYTRZMB ()
Date: May 14, 2019 11:11AM

I saw a guy who was standing in the middle of the sidewalk dressed in dirty cloThes with a sign around his neck that said REVIVED OLD THREADS ON FFXU FOR NO REASON.

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