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Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: UWsj ()
Date: January 25, 2017 07:58PM

YES YES YES!!!! So happy to see her hotness back on the Koons commercials! She is such a sweetie!

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Re: Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: H8ter ()
Date: January 26, 2017 12:41PM

You are one sick fuck. That is one of the ugliest bitches I ever laid eyes on.
You really need some glasses, a life, or a lobotomy.

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Re: Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: I did naughty things with her ()
Date: January 26, 2017 12:51PM

Before she was married, I tongue fucked her in the back seat of my dad's Camaro! She makes a funny noise when she cums! She's also very sensitive down there, so once she cums, she would push my face out of the way really quickly!

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Re: Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: NippleChuck ()
Date: January 26, 2017 12:54PM

Yes ugly as ten miles of bad road. Hideous!

Nip

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Re: Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: Sneak up on it ()
Date: January 26, 2017 01:06PM

Uglier than a cartload of assholes...

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Re: Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: Sheinbein ()
Date: January 26, 2017 01:16PM

That face is not aging well. But she still loves the camera!

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Re: Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: Fan Club ()
Date: January 26, 2017 01:20PM

How dare you pick on the hottest woman in TV ads! You leave my sweet Krystal alone!

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Re: Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: True Story ()
Date: January 26, 2017 04:14PM

I did naughty things with her Wrote:
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> Before she was married, I tongue fucked her in the
> back seat of my dad's Camaro! She makes a funny
> noise when she cums! She's also very sensitive
> down there, so once she cums, she would push my
> face out of the way really quickly! Then I woke up.

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Re: Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: Sheinbein ()
Date: January 26, 2017 04:32PM

I'm sure Krystal will be very happy to know that all the FFU basement dwellers think that she has a sensitive clit and makes funny noises when she cums.

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Re: Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: but her face ()
Date: January 26, 2017 07:45PM

thanks for not posting a photo...warning ! don't look up her photo

UWsj Wrote:
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> YES YES YES!!!! So happy to see her hotness back
> on the Koons commercials! She is such a sweetie!

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Re: Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: Framusroggins ()
Date: January 26, 2017 10:22PM

I would not say "No" but I would not chat her up, either.

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Re: Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: Vm7Cp ()
Date: January 26, 2017 10:47PM

i'm glad she's back - i'll be gladder when i'm back

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Re: Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: e7y3W ()
Date: January 26, 2017 10:51PM

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Re: Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: YmuxU ()
Date: January 26, 2017 10:52PM

looks like Krystal is reading eesh on the internet...

or repo'ing his car - i can't tell which!

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Re: Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: Pudden Tane ()
Date: January 26, 2017 11:52PM

You do know that this is traceable, right? Idiot.

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Re: Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: Krystal Koons lover ()
Date: July 26, 2017 08:53PM

Are those warts on her fingers? Uh, Compound W, girl.

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Re: Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: Jimmy Klein ()
Date: July 26, 2017 09:16PM

Krystal Koons lover Wrote:
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> Are those warts on her fingers? Uh, Compound W,
> girl.


Compound W is not to be used on Vaginal Warts

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Re: Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: July 26, 2017 11:42PM

Pudden Tane Wrote:
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> You do know that this is traceable, right? Idiot.


Cary (the guy who runs FFU) is actually a cool guy who doesn't give up IPs easily.

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Re: Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: Traceable for what? ()
Date: July 27, 2017 06:50AM

Please elaborate.

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Re: Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: master of tongue-fu ()
Date: July 27, 2017 07:05AM

I'd lick her in the shitter and tap her in the crapper!

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Re: Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: Forehead ()
Date: July 27, 2017 07:59AM

I suuuure wish she would "wow" me with some bangs to cover up that massive billboard of a forehead!

No one is buying new cars anymore you dumb bitch.

It's like doing US Steel ads in Johnstown PA

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Re: Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: Inquisitive One ()
Date: July 27, 2017 08:01AM

H8ter Wrote:
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> You are one sick fuck. That is one of the ugliest
> bitches I ever laid eyes on.
> You really need some glasses, a life, or a
> lobotomy.

It does seem as if she abandoned the raccoon look or it could be that she is getting more sleep.

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Re: Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: Want Some Krystal ()
Date: July 27, 2017 10:19AM

H8ter Wrote:
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> You are one sick fuck. That is one of the ugliest
> bitches I ever laid eyes on.
> You really need some glasses, a life, or a
> lobotomy.

Shut your piehole. I love me so Krystal. So sweet and perfect smile.

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Re: Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: Y3DHM ()
Date: July 27, 2017 07:45PM

She has some rough-looking fingers.

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Re: Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: Sucky Sucky ()
Date: September 29, 2017 06:08PM

Forehead Wrote:
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> I suuuure wish she would "wow" me with some bangs
> to cover up that massive billboard of a forehead!
>
> No one is buying new cars anymore you dumb bitch.
>
> It's like doing US Steel ads in Johnstown PA


No one is buying new cars anymore? Wish I knew that before I bought my new car a few months ago. Wow this.

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Re: Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: gdjun ()
Date: September 30, 2017 12:38AM

married but still works on the ground floor in a window

i call that accessible!

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Re: Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: Steve Ozzy ()
Date: September 30, 2017 12:44AM

She is one ugly bitch!

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Re: Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: Biff ()
Date: February 12, 2018 05:51AM

My mom still gets USX CHECKS

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Re: Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: Equinox sucks bitch ()
Date: February 12, 2018 05:59AM

Sucky Sucky Wrote:
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> Forehead Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I suuuure wish she would "wow" me with some
> bangs
> > to cover up that massive billboard of a
> forehead!
> >
> > No one is buying new cars anymore you dumb
> bitch.
> >
> > It's like doing US Steel ads in Johnstown PA
>
>
> No one is buying new cars anymore? Wish I knew
> that before I bought my new car a few months ago.
> Wow this.

I’m sure your “LOADED” equinox is doing just fine!

Wow my balls in your mouth you beta cuck!

New cars are for faggggs

Way cooler to uber everywhere!

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Re: Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: Jerry S ()
Date: February 12, 2018 09:36AM

MAN HANDS!

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Re: Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: davey ()
Date: February 12, 2018 12:58PM

She used to stick her thumb up my ass as she blew me... classy gal... I love her

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Re: Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: Jim Rockford ()
Date: February 12, 2018 04:30PM

Someone needs to tell Krystal that she has a face for radio only. Wow, those crazy eyes and kooky smile are very disturbing.

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Re: Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: Love her forehead ()
Date: February 12, 2018 04:34PM

Geeez, she has a perfect face not just for radio BUT billboard advertising!
That forehead is massive !

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Re: Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: The.Engineer ()
Date: February 12, 2018 04:45PM

She could make a freight train...take a dirt road.

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Re: Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: billy ()
Date: March 10, 2019 07:57PM

HAHA...she's a little banged up, for sure

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Re: Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: pw9uk ()
Date: March 10, 2019 10:21PM


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Re: Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: r4rgte ()
Date: March 11, 2019 08:25PM

made in china

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Re: Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: 4rgter ()
Date: March 11, 2019 08:35PM

#1 no pool. how do you do all that construction and forget the pool??

#2 built by illegals i assume. much of it made in china.

#3 it doesn't look lived in. there isn't a foot print on any of the floors or carpet the photo person must have been wearing socks to get all the photos without leaving foot prints

it could be the real estate company did allot of work after she left to get it in condition for photos

i wouldn't bet 2 cents crystal lived in the home. this is fairfax and who told you she lived there

WTOP (tokyo rose) which is A MARYLAND news source - that repeats everything CNN says

chances WTOP (tokyo rose) is involved with honest real estate? ZERO.

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Re: Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: MAN HANDS ()
Date: April 02, 2019 05:14PM

Did she ever work for the sheriff?

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Re: Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: Hand Model ()
Date: April 02, 2019 07:06PM

She has nice hands - for an 85yo cowboy!

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Re: Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: Why? ()
Date: April 02, 2019 07:13PM

Why limit it to just one option?

All three are perfectly good options.

H8ter Wrote:
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> You are one sick fuck. That is one of the ugliest
> bitches I ever laid eyes on.
> You really need some glasses, a life, or a
> lobotomy.

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Re: Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: Happy Koons Kustomer ()
Date: April 02, 2019 07:25PM

Was looking to buy a truck a few years back...

Went back and forth with the salesman for a couple of hours. Couldn't get to a deal. Decided to walk on it.

Salesman says "No, no... wait. Let me talk to my manager."

Goes away for a while and comes back with Krystal!

She walks up and smiles with her hand out like she's going to shake mine... Then grabs my nuts and squeezes hard enough to drop me to my knees and whispers in my ear "You're gonna say Wow motherfucker... now sign it."

Signed and left with a new F150 at $1,500 over invoice.

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Re: Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: She can suck a mean one ()
Date: April 02, 2019 10:03PM

She sucked so hard for me to close the deal that a testicle lodged in the shaft.

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Re: Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: xjked ()
Date: April 03, 2019 11:06PM

She can suck a mean one Wrote:
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> She sucked so hard for me to close the deal that a
> testicle lodged in the shaft.

total looser

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Re: Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: p46pk ()
Date: April 03, 2019 11:10PM

pw9uk Wrote:
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> Who has a nicer home? Anyone seen Crystals?
>
> https://wtop.com/real-estate/2019/03/darcars-autom
> otive-scions-potomac-home-hits-market-for-6m/slide
> /1/

Tammy Darvish, daughter of John Darvish Sr., who founded Maryland-based Darcars Automotive Group car dealership chain, is selling her Potomac home for just shy of $6 million.

IT IS NOT KRYSTAL KOON'S

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i recently saw a lush mc'mansion (closer to mansion) for $750,000 sitting between two populated but growing areas

i guarantee the asians selling it are like "that's a misprint, it's $1,7M of course. it's a great value deal we can arrange the loan for you...."

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Re: Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: bob cat ()
Date: April 03, 2019 11:11PM

p46pk Wrote:
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> pw9uk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Who has a nicer home? Anyone seen Crystals?
> >
> >
> https://wtop.com/real-estate/2019/03/darcars-autom
>
> >
> otive-scions-potomac-home-hits-market-for-6m/slide
>
> > /1/
>
> Tammy Darvish, daughter of John Darvish Sr., who
> founded Maryland-based Darcars Automotive Group
> car dealership chain, is selling her Potomac home
> for just shy of $6 million.
>
> IT IS NOT KRYSTAL KOON'S
>
> ---------
>
> i recently saw a lush mc'mansion (closer to
> mansion) for $750,000 sitting between two
> populated but growing areas
>
> i guarantee the asians selling it are like "that's
> a misprint, it's $1,7M of course. it's a great
> value deal we can arrange the loan for you...."

which Crystal would never do

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Re: Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: Anonymous2939 ()
Date: April 04, 2019 12:54PM

I am a big fan of Crystal Koons. She has an amazing voice and she is quite attractive. She has a really positive vibe and is full of energy.

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Re: Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: Badge714 ()
Date: May 10, 2019 11:01PM

Omg. Ugliest chick on tv. Makes the dc hammers chicks look doable

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Re: Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: ColonelAngus ()
Date: May 11, 2019 01:23AM

Badge714 Wrote:
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> Omg. Ugliest chick on tv. Makes the dc hammers
> chicks look doable


I think she sat on my face at my bachelor party
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Re: Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: Ayy Blackguy ()
Date: May 11, 2019 08:14AM

Does she burn coal?

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Re: Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: Forehead: CHECK! ()
Date: May 11, 2019 08:33AM

Hair receding mean mo’ fo’ head!
Yikes!
Plus, she likes the BBC

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Re: Krystal Koons is Back! OMG YES!
Posted by: kvnk4 ()
Date: May 13, 2019 10:48AM

i'm beginning to think this is all G2

who thinks he's helping asians by personality attacks

on a woman that is white and who's family sells some american cars

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