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Best Spot in DC to Watch the Hilarious Inauguration Activities this Weekend
Posted by: The View ()
Date: January 17, 2017 11:56AM

I'll go with grab some drinks on the W's hotel bar patio. Should be able to get a birds eye view of the protesters and bikers for Trump dueling it out.

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Re: Best Spot in DC to Watch the Hilarious Inauguration Activities this Weekend
Posted by: Toe Cheese Crackers ()
Date: January 17, 2017 11:57AM

Nothing like watching 500,000 women dueling it out with a bunch of drunk and druggie bikers.

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Re: Best Spot in DC to Watch the Hilarious Inauguration Activities this Weekend
Posted by: just sayinnn ()
Date: January 17, 2017 12:00PM

I'd bring some sort of a weapon to defend myself against irrational, 1st world Marxists.

Brass knuckles are a good option. Easy to conceal, non-lethal(if you have mercy) and really allows you to feel an intimate connection with the scumbag whose flesh and blood you will have to wipe off.

Happy hunting!

MAGA

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Re: Best Spot in DC to Watch the Hilarious Inauguration Activities this Weekend
Posted by: bikers my ass! ()
Date: January 17, 2017 12:18PM

> bikers for Trump dueling it out.

Bikers, hahaha. You mean a bunch of Sons of Anarchy wannabe's whose wives won't even let them go to Sturgis.

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Re: Best Spot in DC to Watch the Hilarious Inauguration Activities this Weekend
Posted by: getyourkicks ()
Date: January 17, 2017 12:53PM

just sayinnn Wrote:
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> I'd bring some sort of a weapon to defend myself
> against irrational, 1st world Marxists.
>
> Brass knuckles are a good option. Easy to conceal,
> non-lethal(if you have mercy) and really allows
> you to feel an intimate connection with the
> scumbag whose flesh and blood you will have to
> wipe off.
>
> Happy hunting!
>
> MAGA

Brass knuckles are illegal in DC and if you get caught using them get used to spending some time in the DC jail. Steel toed safety boots are great.

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Re: Best Spot in DC to Watch the Hilarious Inauguration Activities this Weekend
Posted by: Remembering school days ()
Date: January 17, 2017 01:42PM

I attended a private boarding school, but it was more of a reform school. When someone would snitch we would put bars of soap in a gym sock. Four people would get under their bed, while they were sleeping, and hold down their blanket on all corners. That would trap them, while a couple of other guys would pummel the piss out of them. We wouldn't take any face shots, but it was hard enough to break ribs and do a lot of damage!

1) gym sock + 1) bar of soap = they ain't getting up for awhile! It's totally legal and it will get through a metal detector....

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Re: Best Spot in DC to Watch the Hilarious Inauguration Activities this Weekend
Posted by: FMJ ()
Date: January 17, 2017 01:48PM

Remembering school days Wrote:
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> I attended a private boarding school, but it was
> more of a reform school. When someone would snitch
> we would put bars of soap in a gym sock. Four
> people would get under their bed, while they were
> sleeping, and hold down their blanket on all
> corners. That would trap them, while a couple of
> other guys would pummel the piss out of them. We
> wouldn't take any face shots, but it was hard
> enough to break ribs and do a lot of damage!
>
> 1) gym sock + 1) bar of soap = they ain't getting
> up for awhile! It's totally legal and it will get
> through a metal detector....

I call BS. You are thinking of Full Metal Jacket.

And you know how that played out-

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Re: Best Spot in DC to Watch the Hilarious Inauguration Activities this Weekend
Posted by: just so u kno ()
Date: January 17, 2017 02:12PM

The term for that is 'blanket party'

Which has nothing to do with a popular liberal hobby known as 'pillow biting'.

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Re: Best Spot in DC to Watch the Hilarious Inauguration Activities this Weekend
Posted by: Best Place ()
Date: January 17, 2017 02:18PM

The View Wrote:
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> I'll go with grab some drinks on the W's hotel bar
> patio. Should be able to get a birds eye view of
> the protesters and bikers for Trump dueling it
> out.


Best place to watch is from home. The TV commentators will make sure to emphasize the polls on Trump, illegitimate accusations, Democrats who are staying home etc, while showing the swearing in and the parade. They will break away periodically to track the Obama family on their way to Florida for vacation, and all Obama's successes, meaning nothing about Egypt, Libya, Syria, the economy, race relations, or the economy.

There will be lots of interviews with people who will say how Trump already failed. But most of the coverage will be of any protesters they can find. You could never cover all that ground in person.

And that's just Friday.

On Thursday, go to the Deploraball at the Ronald Reagan Building and International
Trade Center. No need to buy a ticket, just hang out across the street and watch the idiots compete for TV time. Especially the group of Democrats already caught on camera discussing their detailed plans to bomb the place, and once caught claiming that it was all a hoax because they knew they were being covertly filmed.

Saturday is a good time to go to the National Mall for the million mom march. Which is now only going to be 500,000. Or 200,000, depending who you ask. For extra value, ask the ones with the biggest signs what they intend to accomplish and why.

It should certainly be hilarious and entertaining.

On Monday, adult leadership starts the work of governing a Nation that has been neglected and belittled for eight years.

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Re: Best Spot in DC to Watch the Hilarious Inauguration Activities this Weekend
Posted by: Have fun with that ()
Date: January 18, 2017 01:04AM

The View Wrote:
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> I'll go with grab some drinks on the W's hotel bar
> patio. Should be able to get a birds eye view of
> the protesters and bikers for Trump dueling it
> out?


Obviously you've never been.
They have a dress code and it's $100 min. a table to see the roof of the White House. $200 for the monument view.

Plus, they don't open until 7pm.

Cheaper to get a room. There's plenty available.

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Re: Best Spot in DC to Watch the Hilarious Inauguration Activities this Weekend
Posted by: shitheadd ()
Date: January 18, 2017 09:13AM

Remembering school days Wrote:
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> I attended a private boarding school, but it was
> more of a reform school. When someone would snitch
> we would put bars of soap in a gym sock. Four
> people would get under their bed, while they were
> sleeping, and hold down their blanket on all
> corners. That would trap them, while a couple of
> other guys would pummel the piss out of them. We
> wouldn't take any face shots, but it was hard
> enough to break ribs and do a lot of damage!
>
> 1) gym sock + 1) bar of soap = they ain't getting
> up for awhile! It's totally legal and it will get
> through a metal detector....

NO, you didn't. You sucked a bunch of cocks and kissed alot of ass.

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Re: Best Spot in DC to Watch the Hilarious Inauguration Activities this Weekend
Posted by: Remembering school days ()
Date: January 18, 2017 09:27AM

shitheadd Wrote:
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>
> NO, you didn't. You sucked a bunch of cocks and
> kissed alot of ass.

It's possible that others partook in such activities, but I didn't, nor did I witness anything sexual in nature. You must have cocks and asses on your mind. Is this Gerry posting under his aka alias; shitheadd?

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Re: Best Spot in DC to Watch the Hilarious Inauguration Activities this Weekend
Posted by: Sinking Stone ()
Date: January 18, 2017 09:32AM

Best Place Wrote:
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> The View Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------

> Best place to watch is from home. The TV
> commentators will make sure to emphasize the polls
> on Trump, illegitimate accusations, Democrats who
> are staying home etc, while showing the swearing
> in and the parade. They will break away
> periodically to track the Obama family on their
> way to Florida for vacation, and all Obama's
> successes, meaning nothing about Egypt, Libya,
> Syria, the economy, race relations, or the
> economy.

AKA Reality, sore bitter Trump losers can't take it that Trump is already dropping like a rock in the polls and more than 50% of Americans have buyer remorse.

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Re: Best Spot in DC to Watch the Hilarious Inauguration Activities this Weekend
Posted by: Remembering school days ()
Date: January 18, 2017 09:39AM

FMJ Wrote:
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>
> I call BS. You are thinking of Full Metal
> Jacket.
>
> And you know how that played out-

You can call whatever you want, but you don't know me, so there's that.

I have other examples of what took place. People that were caught in the authorized smoking area, that didn't have permission, would get everyone in trouble. We would surround that person, lift the off of their feet, and ram them balls first into a piece of galvanized vent pipe that was sticking out of the ground vertically. We called it polling.

At the same smoking area I witnessed a fight where a guy punched another guy and broke his orbital socket and cheek bones.

We also had an initiation ceremony called the Atomic Sit-up, however we offered an alternative to that, which was having someone with a class ring with a broken onyx stone, punch you 60 times in the chest. Yes, it left a scar!

I was in the open shower area and once witnessed a guy get his front teeth punched out - all because he was accused of stealing an extension cord. I left the shower, with shampoo still in my hair, as I didn't know what the fuck was going on. I just saw a guy smash another guy's face and there was blood and teeth everywhere.

I caught a guy jacking off under his covers and blackmailed him until he ran out of money. I never saw his junk, but he must of been spanking it, otherwise why would he have paid up?

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Re: Best Spot in DC to Watch the Hilarious Inauguration Activities this Weekend
Posted by: behonestt ()
Date: January 18, 2017 09:45AM

Trump should institute a ban on assembly of more than say a dozen persons if they are democratic or green party. Lets stop pretending we want freedom. What the right wants is guns and pollution. Vast corporate profit in the form of unspent cash and a 1% owning half the country.

Lets dispose with the nonesense about being the 'United' States - most 'conservatives' side with Russia and oppose their countrymen and women. Lets be honest - if allowed, the compassionate right would imprison the left, the hard line right would exterminate the left.

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