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Fuckstick on motorcyle in Fairfax City.
Posted by: Annoyed Motorist ()
Date: September 19, 2009 09:49PM

Today I couldn't believe the audacity of a motorcyclist on Old Lee Hwy in Fairfax City. He was riding one of those crotch rockets, weaving in and out of traffic, tailgating, and driving 30-40 mph over the speed limit. Where's a cop when you need one? Glad to slam the brakes on this fool though, as he deserved it. Next time the door will be opened as he passes.

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Re: Fuckstick on motorcyle in Fairfax City.
Posted by: Thurston Moore ()
Date: September 19, 2009 09:57PM

Annoyed Motorist Wrote:
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> Next time the door will
> be opened as he passes.

You may not be aware of this, since most people seem to throw their door open into traffic thinking it's everyone's else's responsibility to "drive safely" or whatever, but it is illegal to open your car door into traffic.

That means when you are parked on the side of the road, it is illegal to open your door while cars are approaching. If someone hits your door, it is YOUR fault, and you are responsible for all damages or injuries.

If you open your door on a motorcycle, you're probably going to be charged with attempted murder, or malicious assualt or wounding, or something.

BTW, the way the law is written in DC, technically you aren't even allowed to exit from the vehicle on the side that is in traffic, you are supposed to climb over to the passenger side and exit on the curb side, or something.

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The function of conservatives is not to meet every liberal program or scheme with a denunciation or a destructive counterscheme, but rather to weigh its advantages and defects, supporting the first and challenging the second. A declaration of ideological warfare against liberalism is by its nature profoundly unconservative. It meets perceived radicalism with a counterradicalism of its own.

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Re: Fuckstick on motorcyle in Fairfax City.
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: September 19, 2009 10:06PM

Thurston Moore Wrote:
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> If you open your door on a motorcycle, you're
> probably going to be charged with attempted
> murder, or malicious assualt or wounding, or
> something.

And the rider will also sue your ass to hell and back, and rightfully so.

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Re: Fuckstick on motorcyle in Fairfax City.
Posted by: Bah, humbug ()
Date: September 19, 2009 10:12PM

Thurston Moore Wrote:
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> > If you open your door on a motorcycle, you're
> > probably going to be charged with attempted
> > murder, or malicious assualt or wounding, or
> > something.


Murder, assault = intentional crimes.

Absent an admission by the person who opened the car door, it would be virtually impossible to establish more than mere negligence, particularly in the case of a motorcycle, which is harder to see than a car.

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Re: Fuckstick on motorcyle in Fairfax City.
Posted by: JayBee ()
Date: September 19, 2009 10:16PM

When seeing someone like this, my father always would pull to the right and say "Go ahead, buddy - Hell ain't half full".

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Re: Fuckstick on motorcyle in Fairfax City.
Posted by: Stopping Short ()
Date: September 19, 2009 10:38PM

You can also be charged with "stopping short" if you brake for no reason.

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Re: Fuckstick on motorcyle in Fairfax City.
Posted by: Thurston Moore ()
Date: September 19, 2009 10:42PM

Stopping Short Wrote:
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> You can also be charged with "stopping short" if
> you brake for no reason.

That one is hard to prove though. Absent some way to prove that you did it intentionally to cause an accident, the law is pretty clear that hitting someone behind is usually the hitting vehicle's fault.

You could always say "but didn't you see that dog run out into traffic?" (or rabbit, or squirrel, etc.)

Besides, good luck trying to out-brake a motorcycle. He'll be at a complete stop and have both of his feet on the ground before you even come to a complete stop.

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The function of conservatives is not to meet every liberal program or scheme with a denunciation or a destructive counterscheme, but rather to weigh its advantages and defects, supporting the first and challenging the second. A declaration of ideological warfare against liberalism is by its nature profoundly unconservative. It meets perceived radicalism with a counterradicalism of its own.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/19/2009 10:43PM by Thurston Moore.

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Re: Fuckstick on motorcyle in Fairfax City.
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 19, 2009 10:49PM

Thurston Moore Wrote:
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>
> Besides, good luck trying to out-brake a
> motorcycle. He'll be at a complete stop and have
> both of his feet on the ground before you even
> come to a complete stop.


Except for when they tailgate you from 1 foot behind your bumper. I've never understood why bikers think they can tailgate but they get so pissed when you ride close to them.

Cherish those who seek the truth but beware of those who find it.

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Re: Fuckstick on motorcyle in Fairfax City.
Posted by: Thurston Moore ()
Date: September 19, 2009 11:26PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Except for when they tailgate you from 1 foot
> behind your bumper. I've never understood why
> bikers think they can tailgate but they get so
> pissed when you ride close to them.


It's the same concept as the braking distance differences between a fully loaded tractor trailer and a car.

If you're tailgating the truck, no problem. If he's tailgating you, there's a problem.

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The function of conservatives is not to meet every liberal program or scheme with a denunciation or a destructive counterscheme, but rather to weigh its advantages and defects, supporting the first and challenging the second. A declaration of ideological warfare against liberalism is by its nature profoundly unconservative. It meets perceived radicalism with a counterradicalism of its own.

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Re: Fuckstick on motorcyle in Fairfax City.
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: September 20, 2009 12:26AM

Thurston Moore Wrote:
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> Annoyed Motorist Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Next time the door will
> > be opened as he passes.
>
> You may not be aware of this, since most people
> seem to throw their door open into traffic
> thinking it's everyone's else's responsibility to
> "drive safely" or whatever, but it is illegal to
> open your car door into traffic.
>
> That means when you are parked on the side of the
> road, it is illegal to open your door while cars
> are approaching. If someone hits your door, it is
> YOUR fault, and you are responsible for all
> damages or injuries.
>
> If you open your door on a motorcycle, you're
> probably going to be charged with attempted
> murder, or malicious assualt or wounding, or
> something.
>
> BTW, the way the law is written in DC, technically
> you aren't even allowed to exit from the vehicle
> on the side that is in traffic, you are supposed
> to climb over to the passenger side and exit on
> the curb side, or something.


Well, that does make sense, except for the D.C. Law (Which I expect from them to be honest).

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Re: Fuckstick on motorcyle in Fairfax City.
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: September 20, 2009 12:28AM

Thurston Moore Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Except for when they tailgate you from 1 foot
> > behind your bumper. I've never understood why
> > bikers think they can tailgate but they get so
> > pissed when you ride close to them.
>
>
> It's the same concept as the braking distance
> differences between a fully loaded tractor trailer
> and a car.
>
> If you're tailgating the truck, no problem. If
> he's tailgating you, there's a problem.


If you're tailgating anyone though, there's still a chance for a huge problem regardless of who is tailing whom.

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Re: Fuckstick on motorcyle in Fairfax City.
Posted by: Thurston Moore ()
Date: September 20, 2009 12:37AM

ThePackLeader Wrote:
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>
> Well, that does make sense, except for the D.C.
> Law (Which I expect from them to be honest).

Yeah, they have a hard time writing laws that don't contradict other laws or that don't explain the alternative to not doing what they are making illegal.

In other words, they don't think that shit through.

They also have laws against flashing your brights, yet they have laws that say that an overtaking vehicle on a four lane divided highway has the right of way upon visible or audible warning.

So can you flash your brights to pass?

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The function of conservatives is not to meet every liberal program or scheme with a denunciation or a destructive counterscheme, but rather to weigh its advantages and defects, supporting the first and challenging the second. A declaration of ideological warfare against liberalism is by its nature profoundly unconservative. It meets perceived radicalism with a counterradicalism of its own.

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Re: Fuckstick on motorcyle in Fairfax City.
Posted by: Thurston Moore ()
Date: September 20, 2009 12:40AM

ThePackLeader Wrote:
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> If you're tailgating anyone though, there's still
> a chance for a huge problem regardless of who is
> tailing whom.

Sure, but you can ride a few feet off a tractor trailer's bumper, and he can lock up his brakes and you'll still stop well before he does.

Same with motorcycles. That guy could be burning tire marks into your bumper, practically, and if you slam on your brakes, he's going to stop well before you do. (well, obviously if he's touching your bumper, anytime you jam on the brakes you're going to fuck him up, but you get what I mean.)

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The function of conservatives is not to meet every liberal program or scheme with a denunciation or a destructive counterscheme, but rather to weigh its advantages and defects, supporting the first and challenging the second. A declaration of ideological warfare against liberalism is by its nature profoundly unconservative. It meets perceived radicalism with a counterradicalism of its own.

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Re: Fuckstick on motorcyle in Fairfax City.
Posted by: Clingon ()
Date: September 20, 2009 03:43AM

the city of fairfax police station is on old lee hwy. ironic.

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Re: Fuckstick on motorcyle in Fairfax City.
Posted by: Screw this poster ()
Date: September 20, 2009 08:05AM

First; How is your aggressive driving ( slamming on the brakes ) any better than the motorbikes?
Second; Why do you care what he, or anyone else is doing? Are you the police? Is it your duty to play LEO here? Why don't you mind your business. I hate assholes like you that think it's their duty to control someone else. Fuck you and the high and mighty horse you rode in on...Dick

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Re: Fuckstick on motorcyle in Fairfax City.
Posted by: Bronson ()
Date: September 20, 2009 10:27AM

I've ridden motorcycles for over 25 years, and have always made a considerable effort to not tailgate, recklessly speed in trafffic, I never split lanes, etc. I always signal my lane-changing intentions, and let people merge in (doing things like this ensures that I'll get to my destination in one piece, as well as not making enemies of bikers), but all it takes, though, is one clown like this to ruin it for all the other motorcyclists. You didn't say, but no doubt the guy was wearing just a t-shirt and jeans.

I also ride with an ambulance, and you know what, the odds are good that I'll be seeing this same guy as a patient some night...

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Re: Fuckstick on motorcyle in Fairfax City.
Posted by: annoyed motorist 41 ()
Date: September 20, 2009 10:29AM

To Screw this poster,

Kiss my ass. Yeah, I have a problem with aggressive motorcyclists in this area, when there are plenty of pedestrians crossing Old Lee Hwy. High horse...better than a horse's ass, which you are. We all have a duty to monitor aggressive drivers, and let the police know about em, so they can do their job. Loosen up douchebag.

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Re: Fuckstick on motorcyle in Fairfax City.
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: September 20, 2009 12:16PM

annoyed motorist 41 Wrote:
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>We all have a duty to monitor aggressive
> drivers, and let the police know about em, so they
> can do their job. Loosen up douchebag.

The irony of this statement. You first talk about narcing people out and then you say to loosen up.

I think the guy who needs to loosen up is the one with the angry rant post.

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Re: Fuckstick on motorcyle in Fairfax City.
Posted by: rider ()
Date: September 20, 2009 12:33PM

I'd love to see you hit your brakes on me one time...I'd straight fuck you up

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Re: Fuckstick on motorcyle in Fairfax City.
Posted by: citizan ()
Date: September 20, 2009 12:36PM

It is not YOUR duty to patrol the streets and report aggressive drivers. It is your privilege to operate on the road. I agree with "screw this poster" you should mind your business

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Re: Fuckstick on motorcyle in Fairfax City.
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: September 20, 2009 12:46PM

rider Wrote:
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> I'd love to see you hit your brakes on me one
> time...I'd straight fuck you up



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Re: Fuckstick on motorcyle in Fairfax City.
Posted by: annoyed motorist 41 ()
Date: September 20, 2009 01:19PM

Tomahawk...if you saw me in person, you wouldn't be talking shit. Keep hiding behind your keyboard little boy, because my size and training wouldn't give you 10 seconds of action douchebag.

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Re: Fuckstick on motorcyle in Fairfax City.
Posted by: annoyed motorist 41 ()
Date: September 20, 2009 01:19PM

Correction rider..sorry tomahawk

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Re: Fuckstick on motorcyle in Fairfax City.
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 20, 2009 01:34PM

The road is for motor vehicles. Sure, technically a motorcycle is a motor vehicle, but it's not right for all of us who drive cars like normal people to have to get all defensive in our driving because some asshole is riding around on his motorcycle in the middle of a busy highway. If you so much as tap a guy on a motorcycle by accident with your bumper, he's finished. And then the next three years of your life will be tied up in legal bullshit. Not to mention the guilt you'll have to live with the rest of your life, all because some idiot was riding his glorified tricycle in heavy traffic. I understand you have every right to ride your motorcycle. But personally, I hate it. If I were president of the world, I'd have them outlawed. Bicycles too. But that's a whole other issue. Fucking faggy grown ass men peddling around in traffic on their faggy little Huffy bikes. Fuck them. I give the finger everytime I pass by a cyclist.

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Re: Fuckstick on motorcyle in Fairfax City.
Posted by: I was really only waving ()
Date: September 20, 2009 05:01PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> The road is for motor vehicles. Sure, technically
> a motorcycle is a motor vehicle, but it's not
> right for all of us who drive cars like normal
> people to have to get all defensive in our driving
> because some asshole is riding around on his
> motorcycle in the middle of a busy highway. If you
> so much as tap a guy on a motorcycle by accident
> with your bumper, he's finished. And then the next
> three years of your life will be tied up in legal
> bullshit. Not to mention the guilt you'll have to
> live with the rest of your life, all because some
> idiot was riding his glorified tricycle in heavy
> traffic. I understand you have every right to ride
> your motorcycle. But personally, I hate it. If I
> were president of the world, I'd have them
> outlawed. Bicycles too. But that's a whole other
> issue. Fucking faggy grown ass men peddling around
> in traffic on their faggy little Huffy bikes. Fuck
> them. I give the finger everytime I pass by a
> cyclist.


Why dont you get out and waddle over to them and tell them what you really think, Hopefully one will catch up to you at a light and pull your fat ass out of your Ford Pinto and adjust your attitude

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Re: Fuckstick on motorcyle in Fairfax City.
Posted by: rider ()
Date: September 20, 2009 06:01PM

I'm not hiding. name your place and time...let's dance. I do not want to go to jail though. so sounds like you're claiming some training so let's do it up right then. pick your gym and time. I'll come to your gym and fuck you up. Then once I make you my bitch you can come back on here and apologize for being an arrogant ass.

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Re: Fuckstick on motorcyle in Fairfax City.
Posted by: angry motorist 42 ()
Date: September 20, 2009 06:05PM

You don't have to worry about jail, you'll end up in a hospital instead fool. And by the way, where did you get the name rider, from riding dicks?

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Re: Fuckstick on motorcyle in Fairfax City.
Posted by: rider ()
Date: September 20, 2009 06:18PM

no from riding your mom

sounds to me like you're the one talking smack. I want a legit thing. if you are too afraid I understand sugar. Perhaps I could send you some milk and cookies then instead. If you do not have a gym we can use mine. Stop talking and let's dance sweetie.

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Re: Fuckstick on motorcyle in Fairfax City.
Posted by: wow ()
Date: September 20, 2009 06:48PM

please ignore the above, another postal worker living at home with an expired inpection sticker rap sheet

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Re: Fuckstick on motorcyle in Fairfax City.
Posted by: Dane Bramage ()
Date: September 20, 2009 06:50PM

I ride with a full face helmet, jacket with armor protection, and gloves with kevlar knuckles...always funny thinking about some road rage punk getting out of his hybrid Prius ready to tangle...

bwahahaha

one other thought...cops ain't catching that crotch rocket. Think back to the one who tried recently on the beltway. Ended up killing other innocent motorists.

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Re: Fuckstick on motorcyle in Fairfax City.
Posted by: bowtie ()
Date: September 22, 2009 09:19PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> The road is for motor vehicles. Sure, technically
> a motorcycle is a motor vehicle, but it's not
> right for all of us who drive cars like normal
> people to have to get all defensive in our driving
> because some asshole is riding around on his
> motorcycle in the middle of a busy highway. If you
> so much as tap a guy on a motorcycle by accident
> with your bumper, he's finished. And then the next
> three years of your life will be tied up in legal
> bullshit. Not to mention the guilt you'll have to
> live with the rest of your life, all because some
> idiot was riding his glorified tricycle in heavy
> traffic. I understand you have every right to ride
> your motorcycle. But personally, I hate it. If I
> were president of the world, I'd have them
> outlawed. Bicycles too. But that's a whole other
> issue. Fucking faggy grown ass men peddling around
> in traffic on their faggy little Huffy bikes. Fuck
> them. I give the finger everytime I pass by a
> cyclist.


Mr. Misery,
I ride a motorcycle and I would love to meet up with you to hear your complaints on anything on two wheels.
Take this seriously, I'm willing to meet up and listen to you bitch and moan about how your just some average douche who does nothing with their life and like to bitch and moan about everything and everyone else. You're probably the dumbass that runs traffic lights and goes out of your way to harm anyone on two wheels.

If I ever find you when I'm on my motorcycle I'll be sure that you think twice about how you feel about them.

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Re: Fuckstick on motorcyle in Fairfax City.
Posted by: Thurston Moore ()
Date: September 22, 2009 11:38PM

annoyed motorist 41 Wrote:
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> are. We all have a duty to monitor aggressive
> drivers, and let the police know about em, so they
> can do their job. Loosen up douchebag.

You would have made a great neighborhood block captain in East Germany.

They really needed people who had a strong duty to serve the state and rat out fellow citizens.

Nice communist leanings you have there. You support the party!

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The function of conservatives is not to meet every liberal program or scheme with a denunciation or a destructive counterscheme, but rather to weigh its advantages and defects, supporting the first and challenging the second. A declaration of ideological warfare against liberalism is by its nature profoundly unconservative. It meets perceived radicalism with a counterradicalism of its own.

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Re: Fuckstick on motorcyle in Fairfax City.
Posted by: Berdhuis ()
Date: September 23, 2009 09:05AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> The road is for motor vehicles. Sure, technically
> a motorcycle is a motor vehicle, but it's not
> right for all of us who drive cars like normal
> people to have to get all defensive in our driving
> because some asshole is riding around on his
> motorcycle in the middle of a busy highway. If you
> so much as tap a guy on a motorcycle by accident
> with your bumper, he's finished. And then the next
> three years of your life will be tied up in legal
> bullshit. Not to mention the guilt you'll have to
> live with the rest of your life, all because some
> idiot was riding his glorified tricycle in heavy
> traffic. I understand you have every right to ride
> your motorcycle. But personally, I hate it. If I
> were president of the world, I'd have them
> outlawed. Bicycles too. But that's a whole other
> issue. Fucking faggy grown ass men peddling around
> in traffic on their faggy little Huffy bikes. Fuck
> them. I give the finger everytime I pass by a
> cyclist.

1. VA state law permits bicyclists to use roads with equal rights as motorists. The exception - we are not allowed on limited-access highways.

2. Aren't you squeaky and scary behind your car door, little man!

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Re: Fuckstick on motorcyle in Fairfax City.
Posted by: Bumptard ()
Date: September 14, 2019 01:24AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> The road is for motor vehicles. Sure, technically
> a motorcycle is a motor vehicle, but it's not
> right for all of us who drive cars like normal
> people to have to get all defensive in our driving
> because some asshole is riding around on his
> motorcycle in the middle of a busy highway. If you
> so much as tap a guy on a motorcycle by accident
> with your bumper, he's finished. And then the next
> three years of your life will be tied up in legal
> bullshit. Not to mention the guilt you'll have to
> live with the rest of your life, all because some
> idiot was riding his glorified tricycle in heavy
> traffic. I understand you have every right to ride
> your motorcycle. But personally, I hate it. If I
> were president of the world, I'd have them
> outlawed. Bicycles too. But that's a whole other
> issue. Fucking faggy grown ass men peddling around
> in traffic on their faggy little Huffy bikes. Fuck
> them. I give the finger everytime I pass by a
> cyclist.


Mr. Misery’s very first post. Bump.

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