Re: I am going to vote and it is my right
Posted by:
Typical Dem
()
Date: October 20, 2016 08:35AM
Carrie Wrote:
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> You'll show your IDs and get a provisional ballot,
> be allowed to "vote", everyone will smile at you
> during your visit, give you a sticker you can show
> your pet, and when you leave they're all going to
> laugh at you and throw your ballot into the bin of
> eternal peril never to be counted, ever. None of
> the voting tally numbers for your district will
> ever be one of yours. None.
>
> Victory for you, not.
>
> Victory for Trump, not.
>
> Victory for civilization, yes.
>
> Let me guess on your IDs:
>
> NRA membership card (expired), Sam's Club, fake
> military ID (for discounts and stolen valor), and
> non-driver Virginia ID (too many DUIs)
>
> Amiright?
Nope. Not even close. My SNAP card, ACLU membership card, my Blockbuster ID, and my non-driver Virginia ID (can't afford insurance).
PS - I used to carry my NAMBLA ID, but people gave me funny looks.