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Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: dono ()
Date: August 28, 2009 10:11AM

Cougars and loose skank bars? Donde?

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: August 28, 2009 10:12AM

Just follow the Tapout t-shirts.

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: August 28, 2009 10:17AM

Mark's Pub, in the shopping center behind Idylwood Plaza (Falls Church/Tysons)

http://www.markspub.com

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: The Hunter ()
Date: August 28, 2009 10:25AM

Not a bar, but Home Depot. I used to go to Marks and a few other places that cater to Cougars. A few months back, I was helping a friend do some renovations on his house. I noticed that in the evening hours a ton of Cougars would come to HD for small home improvement projects. Instal shelving, paint, etc. Most are divorced women (usually recently divorced) that want to feel like they can get things done without a man. I think it makes them feel empowered to accomplish a task their husband used to do. Anyway, I started chatting up some of these ladies, offering advice, etc. I'd have to say that the HD has becaome a favorite cougar hunting ground for me.

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: notme ()
Date: August 28, 2009 10:27AM

I got hit on by a cougar working in HD so I'm getting a kick...

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: Studman ()
Date: August 28, 2009 10:31AM

I've hooked up twice with women from Home Depot. Just offer to help them, easy pickup line. One lady had me follow her home and her husband was at work. She was a total knock in workout clothing.

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: August 28, 2009 10:33AM

Is O'meara's still around?

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: Eyeballs ()
Date: August 28, 2009 11:42AM

The best Cougar hunting is at Wegman's. Weekdays, during lunch, upstairs. They
like polite and sober.

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: August 28, 2009 12:04PM

I too, met a girl at Home Depot (she worked there) and she was a great fuck!

+ 1 for HD!!

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: coincidence ()
Date: August 28, 2009 12:25PM

Numbers Wrote:
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> I too, met a girl at Home Depot (she worked there)
> and she was a great fuck!
>
> + 1 for HD!!


7 Corners cashier?

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: August 28, 2009 12:41PM

coincidence Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Numbers Wrote: > --------------------------------------------------> ----- > > I too, met a girl at Home Depot (she worked> there) > > and she was a great fuck! > > > > + 1 for HD!! > > > 7 Corners cashier? Tattoo on wrist? Oh shit!

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 28, 2009 12:46PM

Not a real bar, but TGI Friday's and Chili's have some of the trashiest women Fairfax offers on Friday and Saturday night. Think 20 somethings with muffin tops having middle aged men buy them drinks and rubbing their legs.

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: August 28, 2009 12:48PM

The Shade Tree in Centreville used to be divorcee/cougar/bar-skank heaven.

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 28, 2009 12:53PM

Are there any bars in Fairfax full of women that like to be fisted? Bar skanks only like missionary position.

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: Yahweh ()
Date: August 28, 2009 10:20PM

Go to the ice cream isle in a grocery store Friday or Saturday night. There are always 3 to 4 women there drowning their sorrows. Pounce! The sadder the better!

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: Mofo2009 ()
Date: August 28, 2009 11:28PM

Dang! Other guys got lucky at Home Depot too, eh? I met a really cute skinny lil thing at the HD in Ashburn last year. Fucked her brains out for 3 day solid before she realized I was an ass. LOL

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: Thurston Moore ()
Date: August 28, 2009 11:43PM

Yahweh Wrote:
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> Go to the ice cream isle in a grocery store Friday
> or Saturday night. There are always 3 to 4 women
> there drowning their sorrows. Pounce! The sadder
> the better!

Not just the ice cream aisle.

Any 20 or 30 something woman doing grocery shopping on a friday or saturday night either lives with a guy or has a cat.

Once you see the cat food in the shopping cart, you know you've spotted a lonely girl probably just aching for some attention.

Plus, the ice cream shoppers are usually a little bit fat. The cat lovers are usually bookish and physically active and fit. And besides, if you don't hit on them, they could end up growing old and becoming that crazy old lady with 73 cats in her apartment.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/28/2009 11:45PM by Thurston Moore.

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 29, 2009 12:16AM

Cat owners love their pussy.

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: Thurston Moore ()
Date: August 29, 2009 12:57AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Cat owners love their pussy.


Cat owners love their pussy being licked.

In my experience, young women with cats are destined to either be sex maniacs who are completely loyal and into any guy who shows interest, or "the cat lady".

It's all up to the guys, on this one. If nobody steps up, that nerdy but hot girl is going to end up with 73 cats in her apartment.

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 29, 2009 01:01AM

What about Alias? She claims to be middle aged and has about four cats..........

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: Thurston Moore ()
Date: August 29, 2009 01:11AM

Well, Alias has said in various threads that he has a daughter who went through some sort of serious illness.

So Alias is most likely not a lonely woman with a bunch of cats.

I'm guessing that he is a domesticated male. The cats are his wife's or his daughter's.

Being the "good" husband (read: domesticated) he puts up with anything his wife or daughter demands that he should put up with.

I'm sure he only barely tolerates the cats. If I were ever forced to endure the situation he is in because I fell in love with a woman and made the mistake of getting married, I'd make the best of it, too.

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: HungryHowy ()
Date: August 29, 2009 08:27AM

Let's get back to finding the women who like being fisted.
+1 to whoever brought that up.

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: Johnny T. Bone ()
Date: August 29, 2009 03:48PM

right on!

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: BoxingCats ()
Date: August 29, 2009 06:47PM

Ok so I just went to Wegmans...
And there IS something going on there on saturday evenings, but not just the produce aisle. There are some cougars roaming there like it's the fucking amazon jungle or something. Now, how to land one......?

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: August 29, 2009 06:56PM

BoxingCats Wrote:
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> Ok so I just went to Wegmans...
> And there IS something going on there on saturday
> evenings, but not just the produce aisle. There
> are some cougars roaming there like it's the
> fucking amazon jungle or something. Now, how to
> land one......?

Try the wine section (if they have one). It's a good conversation starter.

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 29, 2009 07:08PM

BoxingCats Wrote:
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> Now, how to
> land one......?


Walk up to her and say: "Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?"

Always a success!

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: status update ()
Date: December 16, 2009 02:11PM

Trying the Home Depot suggestion, I began frequenting a few of the local HDs around the area to scout out the scene at each one. I went to the Merrifield, Seven Corners, and Fairfax locations. Each offer a different type of woman to be had, but all proved fruitful endeavors. I would have to say the easiest one to land a chick is at the Seven Corners one. I found that there are more to chose from. Most are very recently divorced and have moved from their further out suburban home to a smaller condo in the Arlington area. They range in age from mid 30s to mid 50s. They are easy to spot as it appears this is one of their first trips to the HD. Because most HD employees are completely useless and unwilling to help any customers, it is EXTREMELY easy to approach these women. Because the women are so confused and lost in the store and desperate for anyone to help them or offer advice you will always have an in to an initial conversation. Once you are in, it is very easy to close the deal by offering more advice, give suggestions, offering to help. I started this endeavor in September and have landed more than a few targets this way. I don't even mind sharing these tips as there are more than enough ladies to go around in these stores. Any night is full of them, but Weds - Friday are usually the best. Most have simple questions and projects so you don't even need to be handy to get your foot in the door.

Thanks to the original suggestion of HD and I recommend it to anyone else who is looking to slay a cougar in NoVA.

Cheers and happy hunting!

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: Jericho ()
Date: December 18, 2009 07:56AM

This 25 year old bagged a cougar Wednesday night! Chalk up another one to the home improvement stores! This time it was Lowe's instead of Home Depot.

Around 730pm, a fine looking blonde was looking perplexed while looking at electrical switches. It turns out she had a faulty garbage disposal switch and was unsure what was needed to replace it. I gave her some advice and purposefully made it sound complicated. As there was some flirting going on at the same time, I finally suggested I could come over and take care of it if she would make me a sandwich. She agreed, I went over and fixed the switch - making sure I took a good 45 minutes to do it so it appeared like a complex job.

Within another 30 minutes, I had her naked on her sofa banging the hell out of her fine, size 4 ass.

Time to hang out at Lowe's more! Heh heh!

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: December 18, 2009 09:33AM

Go to Blockbuster Saturday night between 6:30 PM and 8:00 PM. Any single woman in Blockbuster at that time has no where to go that night.

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: Melon Coli ()
Date: December 18, 2009 09:40AM

FUNdamental Wrote:
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> Go to Blockbuster Saturday night between 6:30 PM
> and 8:00 PM. Any single woman in Blockbuster at
> that time has no where to go that night.


Good one.

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: Jackie the Jokeman ()
Date: December 18, 2009 10:50AM

What ever happened to going to a bar, getting hammered and picking up a chick and banging her lights out?

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: Melon Coli ()
Date: December 18, 2009 10:57AM

Jackie the Jokeman Wrote:
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> What ever happened to going to a bar, getting
> hammered and picking up a chick and banging her
> lights out?


This thread went off on a 'cougar' tangent...you won't find many 30 something y.o. women at a bar at 2am on a weekend and definitely not on a weekday. They prefer concerts, shows, and (sometimes) clubs.

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: BogJangels ()
Date: December 18, 2009 11:35AM

So I must say that Liberty Tavern next to the ballroom in Claredon has a healthy, good-looking crowd of 30+ for happy hour. I'm 23 and decent looking but I have found being respectful and telling a woman what she most likey wants to hear goes a long way and maybe a few glasses of wine.

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: it works for me ()
Date: December 18, 2009 11:53AM

I frequent consignment stores for divorced women. I consign some kids stuff I buy at yard sales. I tell the thirty something owner that my wife died in a car wreck and left me with twins. Then I wait for the phone to ring. I always will get set up, I usually meet my mystery date for coffee and I end up at their place. I know it's a lot of lying but hey..... I'm a guy.

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: Bongo ()
Date: May 31, 2010 12:03PM

Im 22 years old and just got propositioned by a cougar at Home Depot. I'd like to say she was hot and a good fuck but I didnt find her attractive so I got her claws outta me as soon as I got tired of her flirting.

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: Brandon ()
Date: May 31, 2010 07:36PM

Jackie the Jokeman Wrote:
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> What ever happened to going to a bar, getting
> hammered and picking up a chick and banging her
> lights out?


AIDS and the spread of herpes.

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: edit ()
Date: May 31, 2010 07:51PM

Brandon Wrote:
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> Jackie the Jokeman Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What ever happened to going to a bar, getting
> > hammered and picking up a chick and banging her
> > lights out?
>
>
> AIDS and the spread of herpes. eesh and rampant homosexuality.

There, I fixed it for you!

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: May 31, 2010 09:00PM

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> Mark's Pub, in the shopping center behind Idylwood
> Plaza (Falls Church/Tysons)
>
> http://www.markspub.com


Uh oh, I've been there a few times... although it was always really late and the place was pretty much empty,

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: Mr. Albert Lowe ()
Date: June 01, 2010 02:09AM

I still hate Home Depot even if there are horny cougars roaming the aisles

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: robonscanner ()
Date: June 01, 2010 08:48AM

I have an uncle that is a major skank hunter. He goes to Rene's in fairfax circle. This place is all hidden from everyone. It is next to home depot right on the ground level of an office building. I also had a friend that went there one time and got a skunk from Potomac MD. this females come from all places to find their man there. I did cjeck their web site and the place seems ghetto to me?

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: depot ()
Date: June 03, 2010 05:47AM

yes most poeple dont know that home depot is there.

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: mr. albert lowe ()
Date: June 03, 2010 06:02AM

Rene's? Rene's has been a lationo club thurs. thru sat. for a number of years now

think the NoVa SHAG( beach dance not austin powers) club meets there on Wed.

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: Helmet959 ()
Date: June 05, 2010 01:24PM

RIP, the sign of the whale at loehmans plaza USED to be a good place for local skanks, with ages varying from 22 to cougarish

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: Chesterton ()
Date: November 07, 2012 11:41PM

Found several at Home Depot earlier this week. They were shocked to be hit on but interested in playing along. Whoever mentioned it earlier is a genius. This info is still good!

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: Rakish ()
Date: November 08, 2012 12:35AM

Where? The seven corners one? I went there one evening and it was dead.



Chesterton Wrote:
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> Found several at Home Depot earlier this week.
> They were shocked to be hit on but interested in
> playing along. Whoever mentioned it earlier is a
> genius. This info is still good!

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: Z3R0 ()
Date: November 08, 2012 08:21AM

Rakish Wrote:
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> Where? The seven corners one? I went there one
> evening and it was dead.
>
>
>
> Chesterton Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Found several at Home Depot earlier this week.
> > They were shocked to be hit on but interested
> in
> > playing along. Whoever mentioned it earlier is
> a
> > genius. This info is still good!


That's because we smelled your nasty balls from the parking lot and got the hell out of there. That and you're orange.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/08/2012 08:21AM by Z3R0.

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: Hotladies4me ()
Date: November 08, 2012 09:38AM

Wegman's in Fairfax. Produce or Meat/Fish/Deli aisle or the wine/beer area downstairs. I have picked up so many hot women there ranging in age from 25 - 40 ish. Last week, a 30 something red headed divorcee took me back to her place offering to cook me dinner. As soon as we got in the door, she was all over me. I fucked her several times that night and we never got around to eating food. Seen her a couple of times since. Going over to her place again tonight for a wine tasting with some of her girlfriends! (I'm opening and pouring the wine!) She hinted that things may get wild with her and at least two of her girlfriends!

Can't wait!

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: Django ()
Date: November 08, 2012 09:46AM

Hotladies4me Wrote:
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> Wegman's in Fairfax. Produce or Meat/Fish/Deli
> aisle or the wine/beer area downstairs. I have
> picked up so many hot women there ranging in age
> from 25 - 40 ish. Last week, a 30 something red
> headed divorcee took me back to her place offering
> to cook me dinner. As soon as we got in the door,
> she was all over me. I fucked her several times
> that night and we never got around to eating food.
> Seen her a couple of times since. Going over to
> her place again tonight for a wine tasting with
> some of her girlfriends! (I'm opening and pouring
> the wine!) She hinted that things may get wild
> with her and at least two of her girlfriends!
>
> Can't wait!


I think it's more like you just got your fleshlight in the mail and have a bottle of wine and internet access....nothing wrong with that by the way..

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: Chesterton ()
Date: November 08, 2012 11:29AM

Go in the morning on a weekday. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. Heard the Rt. 1 Lowes is money, too.

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: Thinkbox MC ()
Date: November 09, 2012 12:47PM

http://fringednb.tumblr.com/

check it out.

-thinkbox out.

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: Alison ()
Date: November 09, 2012 08:47PM

Thinkbox, you are a douche. Stop promotiing yourself. You are worse than a photobomber.

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: This is Just Creepy ()
Date: November 09, 2012 09:12PM

I'll never think of Home Depot the same way after reading this thread. **shudder**

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: yepp ()
Date: November 10, 2012 09:10AM

This is Just Creepy Wrote:
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> I'll never think of Home Depot the same way after
> reading this thread. **shudder**


hahahaha oh shut up you love it

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: Jango ()
Date: November 11, 2012 12:55AM

She or he definitely does. What a snob!

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: Marty ()
Date: November 18, 2012 09:42PM

Seven corners one is solid. There are a lot of later 30s and early 40 chicks in really good shape. Be sure to do a ring check so you don't piss off a husband.

Lowes are good bets too. Make contact with a nice hello then bump into them a few aisles later with a "are you following on me?" line. She will deny it but it is the perfect thing to get their guard down.

Check out the cabinet, lighting and interior paint sections. It's what women like.

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: googler ()
Date: November 19, 2012 03:51PM

there is no way anybody is pulling tail from HD or Wegmans. Sounds like a skinamax movie. I doubt the socially awkward keyboard warriors are getting "hot cougars" to bang them by helping them at HD. Good stories though.

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: November 19, 2012 04:51PM

I got hit on by a mom in a GNC recently. Her son was even with her.

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: Uh Huh... ()
Date: November 19, 2012 04:58PM

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> I got hit on by a mom in a GNC recently. Her son
> was even with her.

Define "hit on".

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: Chesterton ()
Date: November 29, 2012 03:58AM

They are more than good stories. There are plenty of divorcees who have no clue what they are looking for and need help in home improvement stores. Enter you.

Stop by Home Depot or Lowes this weekend. And remember cougars are people too!

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: George A. Walker ()
Date: November 29, 2012 05:00AM

I shop at the Home depot a lot ole' (lowe's is too far) and i can't recall seeing an attractive woman in one in year's
this is bull shit

I did see tickle Me elmo 6 foot christmas decoration tonite for

$99.99 I asked the store manager if that was still the price. he didn't get the joke. ole'

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: Rakish ()
Date: June 11, 2013 09:59PM

Any updates? Hot girls in Northern Virginia are in grocery stores and malls more so then the bars.

I think Harris Teeter is better then Home Depot by far.

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: Basco ()
Date: September 17, 2013 01:26AM

Check out Clarendon Grille.

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: wearcondoms ()
Date: December 03, 2013 07:36AM

springfield fast eddies i seen a waitres blowing a old ass man in the parking lot and i herd the bartender in the day fucks all them rednecks there bring some coke or bud and your in her stink snatch

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: Kelly Flynn ()
Date: December 03, 2013 05:24PM

holy fuck that bar skank fucked my xboyfriend! it probably was for coke, he dealt at the time this was years ago. funny she still a whore

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: hisacane ()
Date: December 28, 2013 07:06AM

HD is Ashburn is great for 30 somethings looking for some fatherly advice on broken shit. Had one, recently divorced, accept my offer to look at her garbage disposal that was jammed on something that got into the grinder. Told her how to use the key to turn it free but she was confused so I said I could stop for a mnute. Didn't leave for 6 hours - loved it!! Just make sure you are clean shaven and not in working clothes that are dirty.

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: Lolz ()
Date: December 29, 2013 07:27AM

hisacane Wrote:
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> HD is Ashburn is great for 30 somethings looking
> for some fatherly advice on broken shit. Had one,
> recently divorced, accept my offer to look at her
> garbage disposal that was jammed on something that
> got into the grinder. Told her how to use the key
> to turn it free but she was confused so I said I
> could stop for a mnute. Didn't leave for 6 hours -
> loved it!! Just make sure you are clean shaven and
> not in working clothes that are dirty.

South Riding MILFS are the same way.
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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: snacks ()
Date: December 30, 2013 07:45AM

I've found that most bars don't have any snacks like they do in Europe.... Just pub grub if you are lucky.

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: bum ()
Date: March 06, 2014 01:13AM

how young will the milfs at HD and grocery stores look for in men?

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: Best advice ()
Date: March 08, 2014 07:37AM

Go to a hotel that does a lot of weddings and hang at the bar starting around 9-9:30. Drunk chicks upset about not being married yet will spill into the bar and be easy pickings. You're welcome.

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Re: Best Bar for Skanks - Fairfax
Posted by: Healthyliving ()
Date: March 18, 2014 06:06PM

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