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You Can't Even Jerk Off In A Herndon Bar Any More...
Posted by: Thanks Obama! ()
Date: September 22, 2016 11:12AM

HERNDON, VA — Charges are pending after a man who started touching himself in front of everyone was thrown out of a Herndon bar early Tuesday morning.

Fairfax County Police were called to Breakers Sky Lounge at 2445 Centreville Road at 1:14 a.m. Sept. 20 to a report of indecent exposure, according to the police report.

"An investigation determined a 35-year-old man was sitting inside when he allegedly exposed himself then began touching himself inappropriately," the report states. "Staff removed him from the business and called police."

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Re: You Can't Even Jerk Off In A Herndon Bar Any More...
Posted by: GoingToWrongBars ()
Date: September 22, 2016 11:33AM

What is the appropriate way to touch yourself? Was he just bad at it?

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Re: You Can't Even Jerk Off In A Herndon Bar Any More...
Posted by: KyXnp ()
Date: September 22, 2016 11:34AM

Herndon = Honduras

Probably one of them was just doing what his culture is used to doing. Why make a big deal out of it?

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Re: You Can't Even Jerk Off In A Herndon Bar Any More...
Posted by: Safe Space Democrat ()
Date: September 22, 2016 12:08PM

We should be more sensitive and inclusive of other culture. This is what happens when you let bigots run things around here.

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Re: You Can't Even Jerk Off In A Herndon Bar Any More...
Posted by: Sexual Orgies ()
Date: September 22, 2016 12:17PM

I saw a girl get kicked out of bar a popular pool bar in Chantilly for having sex in the bar. If two people want to have sex in a bar I'm fine with it. In fact I enjoy watching.

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Re: You Can't Even Jerk Off In A Herndon Bar Any More...
Posted by: Apologie Boobs ()
Date: September 22, 2016 12:33PM

Did she do anal?

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Re: You Can't Even Jerk Off In A Herndon Bar Any More...
Posted by: gerrymeanderer2's butt buddy ()
Date: September 22, 2016 12:34PM

Sexual Orgies Wrote:
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> I saw a girl get kicked out of bar a popular pool
> bar in Chantilly for having sex in the bar. If
> two people want to have sex in a bar I'm fine with
> it. In fact I enjoy watching.

And if they were two guys then I would join!

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Re: You Can't Even Jerk Off In A Herndon Bar Any More...
Posted by: 25or6to4 ()
Date: September 22, 2016 12:44PM

"touching himself inappropriately", that happens all over Fairfax with nig nogs 24/7.
They're playing with themselves and don't even realize it.
It's just part of their daily routine.

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Re: You Can't Even Jerk Off In A Herndon Bar Any More...
Posted by: This! ()
Date: September 22, 2016 12:50PM

GoingToWrongBars Wrote:
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> What is the appropriate way to touch yourself? Was
> he just bad at it?

^ This!

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Re: You Can't Even Jerk Off In A Herndon Bar Any More...
Posted by: breakers blows ()
Date: September 25, 2016 05:02AM

At breakers you say???

NOOOO

Breakers is an insult to bars everywhere

and kitchens

good for rat giggin and getting strange in the elevator...

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