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Why Does Hillary Wear A Catheter?
Posted by: foley ()
Date: September 16, 2016 02:23AM


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Re: Why Does Hillary Wear A Catheter?
Posted by: E9dXh ()
Date: September 16, 2016 05:51AM

She doesn't want her personality to leak out.

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Re: Why Does Hillary Wear A Catheter?
Posted by: I laugh haha ()
Date: September 16, 2016 06:56AM

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Re: Why Does Hillary Wear A Catheter?
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Date: September 16, 2016 07:18AM

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Re: Why Does Hillary Wear A Catheter?
Posted by: dghh ()
Date: September 16, 2016 07:19AM

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Date: September 16, 2016 07:21AM

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Re: Why Does Hillary Wear A Catheter?
Posted by: bad dog! ()
Date: September 16, 2016 08:29AM

The Secret Service got tired of putting newspaper on the floor around the podium.

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Re: Why Does Hillary Wear A Catheter?
Posted by: cover up ()
Date: September 17, 2016 03:48AM

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Re: Why Does Hillary Wear A Catheter?
Posted by: rainbows.2 ()
Date: September 17, 2016 05:04AM

That cunt is a fraud in every way possible.

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Re: Why Does Hillary Wear A Catheter?
Posted by: Colonel Howdy ()
Date: September 17, 2016 06:11AM

It"s so her zombie followers have something to drink.

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Re: Why Does Hillary Wear A Catheter?
Posted by: rorschach ()
Date: September 17, 2016 07:31AM

The real question is why right-wingers go through life thinking it is one big Rorschach test. Left-wingers do not spend their time analyzing every crease in Trump's pants. They are not constantly falling for hoaxes like this one: http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/birthers/kenyacert.asp

The Republican candidate for President has won the college-educated white vote for the past 40 years. That will not happen this election. It's no surprise.

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Re: Why Does Hillary Wear A Catheter?
Posted by: aren't you so smart? ()
Date: September 17, 2016 08:20AM

rorschach Wrote:
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> The real question is why right-wingers go through
> life thinking it is one big Rorschach test.
> Left-wingers do not spend their time analyzing
> every crease in Trump's pants. They are not
> constantly falling for hoaxes like this one:
> http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/birthers/keny
> acert.asp
>
> The Republican candidate for President has won the
> college-educated white vote for the past 40 years.
> That will not happen this election. It's no
> surprise.


George W. Bush and his crease in the pants got a lot more libtard media.


http://www.salon.com/2004/10/09/bulge/

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/10/12/bush_wireless_coaching/

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/flashback-left-claimed-bush-bulge-was-debate-listening-device/article/2601266

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/09/08/hillary-clinton-earpiece-speculation-conjures-the-ghost-of-george-w-bushs-back-bulge/


Continue being a smug, wrong libtard asshole now.

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Re: Why Does Hillary Wear A Catheter?
Posted by: idiots abound ()
Date: September 17, 2016 08:41AM

Are you fucking kidding me? I have watched the lefty's come at Trump and his family from every petty direction they can think of. If you don't like Trump, that's just fine. It's your right as an American to support who you like. I served in the military, as have millions of other, to support your right to do so. But please accord me and everyone else the same rights without calling us names and vilifying us for our choices. I try to remain civil and respectful, but to assert that poor ol' Hillary is an innocent victim of right wing propaganda, and that the left wingers have been fair and reasonable to Trump, is ludicrous and inaccurate. This is nothing new. You did it with Reagan, Bush one and two, and would do it to any candidate that isn't in lock step agreement with your full agenda. As for Hillary, she's a big girl. She has chosen to conduct her affairs and live her life in a dishonest and ruthless fashion. She has earned what she gets. Attacking her opponent won't change any of that or who she is. But please, feel free to make your choices without attacking me for mine. You want better behavior towards your candidate, make better choices. As for the Donald, he's a big boy too and will weather your worst, as is usual for a Republican candidate. And he'll do it without whining, as usual for a Republican candidate. There is a difference between legitimate questions and unwarranted accusations. This election it would appear that there are no barriers between these two actions.

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Re: Why Does Hillary Wear A Catheter?
Posted by: Hillary Lies ()
Date: September 17, 2016 10:58AM

Hillary was very busy way back in 2007 promoting Obama being non American.

Truth:

https://www.scribd.com/doc/4097983/Penn-Strategy-Memo-3-19-07

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Re: Why Does Hillary Wear A Catheter?
Posted by: T ()
Date: September 17, 2016 02:40PM

Blah blah blah you served in the military like millions of others have done. Stop whining about how righteous you are because you learned how to march. And stop whining about how unfair everything is. Fact is you're an idiot if you think your man Trump's even a fraction as qualified to be president as Hillary Clinton is. Go on believing all the Rush Limbaugh, Breitbart Hannity, and other right-wing conspiracists (see what I did there), or that all these accusations of lying and corruption that they've been throwing at Hillary since she was in Arkansas are anything but fucking smoke, investigated a million times and never found to be anything but methane from the big right wing ass. You support Trump, you're a fucking idiot, face the fact and just move on.

idiots abound Wrote:
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> Are you fucking kidding me? I have watched the
> lefty's come at Trump and his family from every
> petty direction they can think of. If you don't
> like Trump, that's just fine. It's your right as
> an American to support who you like. I served in
> the military, as have millions of other, to
> support your right to do so. But please accord me
> and everyone else the same rights without calling
> us names and vilifying us for our choices. I try
> to remain civil and respectful, but to assert that
> poor ol' Hillary is an innocent victim of right
> wing propaganda, and that the left wingers have
> been fair and reasonable to Trump, is ludicrous
> and inaccurate. This is nothing new. You did it
> with Reagan, Bush one and two, and would do it to
> any candidate that isn't in lock step agreement
> with your full agenda. As for Hillary, she's a big
> girl. She has chosen to conduct her affairs and
> live her life in a dishonest and ruthless fashion.
> She has earned what she gets. Attacking her
> opponent won't change any of that or who she is.
> But please, feel free to make your choices without
> attacking me for mine. You want better behavior
> towards your candidate, make better choices. As
> for the Donald, he's a big boy too and will
> weather your worst, as is usual for a Republican
> candidate. And he'll do it without whining, as
> usual for a Republican candidate. There is a
> difference between legitimate questions and
> unwarranted accusations. This election it would
> appear that there are no barriers between these
> two actions.

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Re: Why Does Hillary Wear A Catheter?
Posted by: Trayvon M ()
Date: September 17, 2016 11:26PM

Libs line up to slurp from Hillary's colostomy bag.

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Re: Why Does Hillary Wear A Catheter?
Posted by: JustAxing ()
Date: September 18, 2016 12:55AM

cover up Wrote:
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> .


Part of her cankle. Move on. It extends high ebove her knee.

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Re: Why Does Hillary Wear A Catheter?
Posted by: Dr. V ()
Date: September 18, 2016 02:15AM

Why can't Hillary walk up a few steps without help?

Why is that big black guy always at her side? Who is he?
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Re: Why Does Hillary Wear A Catheter?
Posted by: Clinton death watch 2016 ()
Date: September 18, 2016 02:22AM

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Re: Why Does Hillary Wear A Catheter?
Posted by: 2 strange ()
Date: September 18, 2016 03:27AM

Dr. V Wrote:
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> Why can't Hillary walk up a few steps without
> help?
>
> Why is that big black guy always at her side? Who
> is he?

Yeah, who is that big black guy? He's the same dude who rushed to her side when she had a seizure on stage. Who the fuck is he?
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Re: Why Does Hillary Wear A Catheter?
Posted by: Aunt J ()
Date: September 18, 2016 09:38AM

2 strange Wrote:
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> Dr. V Wrote:
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> -----
> > Why can't Hillary walk up a few steps without
> > help?
> >
> > Why is that big black guy always at her side?
> Who
> > is he?
>
> Yeah, who is that big black guy? He's the same
> dude who rushed to her side when she had a seizure
> on stage. Who the fuck is he?


That is one of her house niggers.

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Re: Why Does Hillary Wear A Catheter?
Posted by: Huma A. ()
Date: September 18, 2016 07:00PM

I don't think the black guy has a name. Hillary just calls him "boy".

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Re: Why Does Hillary Wear A Catheter?
Posted by: Moochelle's Penis ()
Date: September 18, 2016 08:07PM

While we are on the subject, this was embarrassing.
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Re: Why Does Hillary Wear A Catheter?
Posted by: ekdo ()
Date: September 18, 2016 11:30PM

Does a eunuch have an intact penis or is partially removed?

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Re: Why Does Hillary Wear A Catheter?
Posted by: ekdo ()
Date: September 18, 2016 11:31PM

"is it"

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Re: Why Does Hillary Wear A Catheter?
Posted by: Google eunuch ()
Date: September 18, 2016 11:46PM

now we all have to.

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Re: Why Does Hillary Wear A Catheter?
Posted by: PYHCT ()
Date: September 19, 2016 04:58AM

Maybe she's wearing a bulletproof cup

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Re: Why Does Hillary Wear A Catheter?
Posted by: idiots abound ()
Date: September 19, 2016 06:18AM

Dont pick on Hillary. Everybody knows that pneumonia treatments include a catheter. The fact that the doctor put it in weeks before she had it is just preventative precautions to highlight the cornerstone of her healthcare plan. Fix it before it happens and you find out what they don't cover. Meanwhile, Hillary made the cover of women's health magazine, which proves that she is 100 percent. (in control of the media but what the hell).

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Re: Why Does Hillary Wear A Catheter?
Posted by: Photoshop funnies ()
Date: September 19, 2016 11:08AM

Yeah!!!
A Photoshop thread. I've got some too.
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Re: Why Does Hillary Wear A Catheter?
Posted by: Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ()
Date: September 19, 2016 02:28PM

foley Wrote:
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> Why Does Hillary Wear A Catheter?

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Re: Why Does Hillary Wear A Catheter?
Posted by: easy answer ()
Date: September 19, 2016 02:40PM

She wears a catheter to drain urine from her bladder.

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Re: Why Does Hillary Wear A Catheter?
Posted by: broken bladder ()
Date: September 19, 2016 05:30PM

easy answer Wrote:
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> She wears a catheter to drain urine from her
> bladder.


What's wrong with her bladder? Why can't it drain? Is it clogged up or somethin?

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Re: Why Does Hillary Wear A Catheter?
Posted by: Rappa ()
Date: September 19, 2016 05:35PM

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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Re: Why Does Hillary Wear A Catheter?
Posted by: portable potty ()
Date: September 19, 2016 09:12PM

broken bladder Wrote:
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> easy answer Wrote:
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> > She wears a catheter to drain urine from her
> > bladder.
>
>
> What's wrong with her bladder? Why can't it drain?
> Is it clogged up or somethin?


Does she wear a bag for urine collection only or does she also need one for number2?

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Re: Why Does Hillary Wear A Catheter?
Posted by: Alzheimers ()
Date: September 20, 2016 02:29AM

Why does Hillary wear her pajamas out in public?
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Re: Why Does Hillary Wear A Catheter?
Posted by: modop ()
Date: September 21, 2016 01:42AM

It's her Chinese outfit.

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Re: Why Does Hillary Wear A Catheter?
Posted by: Irony bites you in the ass ()
Date: September 21, 2016 10:12AM

modop Wrote:
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> It's her Chinese outfit.



“It is sometimes easier to be happy if you don't know everything.”
You, are a fucking idiot.
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Re: Why Does Hillary Wear A Catheter?
Posted by: happy black guy ()
Date: September 22, 2016 10:23AM

Irony bites you in the ass Wrote:
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> “It is sometimes easier to be happy if you don't
> know everything.”

But, the Obama/Clinton followers don't seem happy and they don't know their assholes from their elbows.

They're the criminals, the mentally ill, the robotic government workers, the illegal aliens, the drug addicts, the men who think they're women, the thugs destroying their own neighborhoods, the idiots having multiple babies with multiple sex partners. Basically, they're society's losers, the "victims" and the welfare bloodsuckers.

These are not your brightest bulbs; hence, they should be happy, but they're not.

Instead, they're always out there complaining, bitching and screaming about getting more free shit.


> You, are a fucking idiot.

How eloquent.

Let me guess. You're either a robotic government worker or a man who thinks he's a woman. You don't sound happy.

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Re: Why Does Hillary Wear A Catheter?
Posted by: Irony bites you in the ass ()
Date: September 22, 2016 11:07AM

happy black guy Wrote:
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> Irony bites you in the ass Wrote:
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> -----
>
> > “It is sometimes easier to be happy if you
> don't
> > know everything.”
>
> But, the Obama/Clinton followers don't seem happy
> and they don't know their assholes from their
> elbows.
>
> They're the criminals, the mentally ill, the
> robotic government workers, the illegal aliens,
> the drug addicts, the men who think they're women,
> the thugs destroying their own neighborhoods, the
> idiots having multiple babies with multiple sex
> partners. Basically, they're society's losers, the
> "victims" and the welfare bloodsuckers.
>
> These are not your brightest bulbs; hence, they
> should be happy, but they're not.
>
> Instead, they're always out there complaining,
> bitching and screaming about getting more free
> shit.
>
>
> > You, are a fucking idiot.
>
> How eloquent.
>
> Let me guess. You're either a robotic government
> worker or a man who thinks he's a woman. You don't
> sound happy.

Wrong, I am the Egg Man.
And you are a fucking idiot too.

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Re: Why Does Hillary Wear A Catheter?
Posted by: lose the losers ()
Date: September 22, 2016 02:13PM

Irony bites you in the ass Wrote:
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> happy black guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Irony bites you in the ass Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> >
> > > “It is sometimes easier to be happy if you
> > don't
> > > know everything.”
> >
> > But, the Obama/Clinton followers don't seem
> happy
> > and they don't know their assholes from their
> > elbows.
> >
> > They're the criminals, the mentally ill, the
> > robotic government workers, the illegal aliens,
> > the drug addicts, the men who think they're
> women,
> > the thugs destroying their own neighborhoods,
> the
> > idiots having multiple babies with multiple sex
> > partners. Basically, they're society's losers,
> the
> > "victims" and the welfare bloodsuckers.
> >
> > These are not your brightest bulbs; hence, they
> > should be happy, but they're not.
> >
> > Instead, they're always out there complaining,
> > bitching and screaming about getting more free
> > shit.
> >
> >
> > > You, are a fucking idiot.
> >
> > How eloquent.
> >
> > Let me guess. You're either a robotic
> government
> > worker or a man who thinks he's a woman. You
> don't
> > sound happy.
>
> Wrong, I am the Egg Man.
> And you are a fucking idiot too.


You've got egg on your face, that's for sure.

Gov't worker was a good guess. Gov't workers and the unemployed are the only ones who can post on this message board all day long. Lazy ass losers.

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Re: Why Does Hillary Wear A Catheter?
Posted by: I did it for the LOLZ ()
Date: September 23, 2016 05:00PM


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Re: Why Does Hillary Wear A Catheter?
Posted by: Gelinda ()
Date: September 23, 2016 11:16PM

It's going to be a HUGE celebration when that nasty bitch Hildebeast dies!

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Re: Why Does Hillary Wear A Catheter?
Posted by: neurologist ()
Date: September 24, 2016 03:41AM

I did it for the LOLZ Wrote:
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> Calm down Hillary....
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOILKHmZBwc


She's either laughing uncontrollably at inappropriate moments or she's screaming at someone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO-sgjJ36eo

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Re: Why Does Hillary Wear A Catheter?
Posted by: Whiteknight ()
Date: September 24, 2016 02:57PM

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Re: Why Does Hillary Wear A Catheter?
Posted by: Derpers gonna derp ()
Date: September 24, 2016 07:37PM


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Re: Why Does Hillary Wear A Catheter?
Posted by: Nicely put ()
Date: September 24, 2016 07:41PM

Derpers gonna derp Wrote:
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Well said. Amazing what nonsense these people are willing to believe, yet they ignore continual moronic, contradictory, and/or blatantly false statements by their Cheeto Jesus.

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Re: Why Does Hillary Wear A Catheter?
Posted by: omg, stick me with a pin ()
Date: September 25, 2016 02:01AM

Nicely put Wrote:
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> Amazing what nonsense these people are
> willing to believe, yet they ignore continual
> moronic, contradictory, and/or blatantly false
> statements by their Cheeto Jesus.


What a stupid statement.

To paraphrase:
These people believe nonsense, yet they also believe nonsense.

Cheetos have rotted your brain, son.

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Re: Why Does Hillary Wear A Catheter?
Posted by: Nicely put ()
Date: September 25, 2016 07:06PM

omg, stick me with a pin Wrote:
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> Nicely put Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > Amazing what nonsense these people are
> > willing to believe, yet they ignore continual
> > moronic, contradictory, and/or blatantly false
> > statements by their Cheeto Jesus.
>
>
> What a stupid statement.
>
> To paraphrase:
> These people believe nonsense, yet they also
> believe nonsense.
>
> Cheetos have rotted your brain, son.

Exhbit A.

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