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To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: Commuter Frustration ()
Date: August 30, 2016 09:29AM

Please print and tape to your car dashboard:

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: Harold Baughs ()
Date: August 30, 2016 09:47AM

Do you have the Korean version of this flowchart?

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: Danh ()
Date: August 30, 2016 10:02AM

haha I like

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: FrankR. ()
Date: August 30, 2016 10:39AM

Raising left lane awareness. I like it.

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: I'll drink to that! ()
Date: August 30, 2016 10:43AM

There was a stupid fuck in the left lane on 66E this morning in a white van going 45 mph. I wish I had a flare to light and shove in their eye socket!

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: LJCvP ()
Date: August 30, 2016 11:14AM

I want to see the pic! I'm on firefox/win 8.1 can't see it....

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: Helpinstill ()
Date: August 30, 2016 11:26AM

Windows 8? Sorry bro, can't help you.

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: Johnny law ()
Date: August 30, 2016 11:28AM

If you people are truly pissed, you need to lobby the VSP and local jurisdictions to begin to enforce the current law regarding left lane travel.

For reference, the section is VAC 46.2 - 804 (1)

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: HGH ()
Date: August 30, 2016 11:29AM

Local jurisdictions are too busy trying to resurrect the Arlington Streetcar and pay for it with a meals tax.

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: That.Guy ()
Date: August 30, 2016 11:48AM

Yo' fuck you, dawg...it's my civic duty to keep you from speeding so, me and my Prius are going to ride that left lane with the cruise control locked on double-nickel. Ain't shit you are ever going to do about it...

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: Anal-ist ()
Date: August 30, 2016 12:11PM

Commuter Frustration Wrote:
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> To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the
> left lanes on 495 this morning

From what I understand, slow is the way to go when assfucking.

Doing so in the left lanes on 495 during rush hour sounds beyond daring!

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: JudgeRoy ()
Date: August 30, 2016 01:14PM

You ain't seen nothing yet. Wait till next week and I will be slowing down anyone I can in a hurry to get their kid to school.
Drive 30 in a 35.....Gonna really FUCH up your day. Yes I will.

Ain't shit you are ever going to do about it...I like that.

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: Farvis Trumpington IV ()
Date: August 30, 2016 01:21PM

Actually I go around your sorry ass on the shoulder. Then flick pennies out my sunroof.

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: FrankR. ()
Date: August 30, 2016 01:43PM

JudgeRoy Wrote:
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> You ain't seen nothing yet. Wait till next week
> and I will be slowing down anyone I can in a hurry
> to get their kid to school.
> Drive 30 in a 35.....Gonna really FUCH up your
> day. Yes I will.
>
> Ain't shit you are ever going to do about it...I
> like that.


You'd be a complete fool to take that chance. Plenty of folks out there willing to buss a cap in yo ass for less. Move over, or pay the price.

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: finethem ()
Date: August 30, 2016 03:09PM

I really wish they would enforce left lane blockers. I wish it was like an HOV violation, you get a ticket for warning first time; $200 2nd and $500 bucks thereafter that plus 3 pts on the old record.

It blocks up highways for miles. In effect the right lane has become the passing lane because of all the mouth-breathers blocking the far left lane.

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: Huh??? ()
Date: August 30, 2016 03:48PM

finethem Wrote:
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> I really wish they would enforce left lane
> blockers. I wish it was like an HOV violation,
> you get a ticket for warning first time; $200 2nd
> and $500 bucks thereafter that plus 3 pts on the
> old record.
>
> It blocks up highways for miles. In effect the
> right lane has become the passing lane because of
> all the mouth-breathers blocking the far left
> lane.

Please show me in the laws of the Commonwealth of Virginia where it says I am legally required to get out of the left lane. You can't because no such law exists. Now look...I've always taken the attitude that no matter how fast I go in the left lane, there is always someone who wants to go faster. So, I drive in the left lane like I have to use the bathroom. I get in the left lane, make my pass and immediately move over.

All of those signs you see that say, "SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT" are just a common courtesy and a safety measure, there is no law requiring motorists to do so, other than multi-axle trucks.

If the speed limit is 55 and you are doing 55 in the left lane, there is nothing the law can do to you. Now 30 or 40 years ago when the police were not very busy, they would pull you over and advise you to stay out of the left lane if you were only driving the limit. Nowadays, the police ain't got time for that.

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: idiot drivers ()
Date: August 30, 2016 04:20PM

It's called good social behavior. Anytime I drive in the north or the midwest, drivers are polite and they move over to the right to allow faster drivers to pass. Even in New Jersey they have enough sense to drive smart to allow traffic to flow. But not here. It's a real " its my lane so fuck you " attitude. Try that shit in New Jersey or New York and see how long you get with your bumper in tact. Be civil, and drive aaccordingly. It's one of the main reasons our traffic is so fucked up. It only takes one selfish moron to mess up the highway for miles. Apparently your one of them. Grow up or take the bus gus.

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: Johnny Law ()
Date: August 30, 2016 06:31PM

Huh??? Wrote:
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> finethem Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----

>
> Please show me in the laws of the Commonwealth of
> Virginia where it says I am legally required to
> get out of the left lane. You can't because no
> such law exists.

It is absolutely against the law in the state of Virginia.

Apparently, you did not read my earlier post.

For reference, the section is VAC 46.2 - 804 (1)

I have personally issued summons for this and attained convictions at a very high rate. The issue is that it's one of those nuisance statutes that law enforcement doesn't get much support for in this area. I personally believe that the disruptive traffic flow around someone in violation of this statute is highly dangerous.

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: FrankR. ()
Date: August 30, 2016 11:16PM

Huh??? Wrote:
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> finethem Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I really wish they would enforce left lane
> > blockers. I wish it was like an HOV violation,
> > you get a ticket for warning first time; $200
> 2nd
> > and $500 bucks thereafter that plus 3 pts on
> the
> > old record.
> >
> > It blocks up highways for miles. In effect the
> > right lane has become the passing lane because
> of
> > all the mouth-breathers blocking the far left
> > lane.
>
> Please show me in the laws of the Commonwealth of
> Virginia where it says I am legally required to
> get out of the left lane. You can't because no
> such law exists. Now look...I've always taken the
> attitude that no matter how fast I go in the left
> lane, there is always someone who wants to go
> faster. So, I drive in the left lane like I have
> to use the bathroom. I get in the left lane, make
> my pass and immediately move over.
>
> All of those signs you see that say, "SLOWER
> TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT" are just a common courtesy and
> a safety measure, there is no law requiring
> motorists to do so, other than multi-axle trucks.
>
> If the speed limit is 55 and you are doing 55 in
> the left lane, there is nothing the law can do to
> you. Now 30 or 40 years ago when the police were
> not very busy, they would pull you over and advise
> you to stay out of the left lane if you were only
> driving the limit. Nowadays, the police ain't got
> time for that.

Scary that retards like you are out on our roads not understanding the laws that apply to them.

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: Trafficguardi ()
Date: August 31, 2016 12:18AM

JudgeRoy Wrote:
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> You ain't seen nothing yet. Wait till next week
> and I will be slowing down anyone I can in a hurry
> to get their kid to school.
> Drive 30 in a 35.....Gonna really FUCH up your
> day. Yes I will.
>
> Ain't shit you are ever going to do about it...I
> like that.

I love being the only one obeying the flashing school zone sign, kiss my bumper, just kiss it!

Children are the future!

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: JudgeRoy ()
Date: August 31, 2016 08:43AM

Farvis Trumpington IV Wrote:
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> Actually I go around your sorry ass on the
> shoulder. Then flick pennies out my sunroof.

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For reference, the section is VAC 46.2 - 804 (1)

I have personally issued summons for this and attained convictions at a very high rate. The issue is that it's one of those nuisance statutes that law enforcement doesn't get much support for in this area. I personally believe that the disruptive traffic flow around someone in violation of this statute is highly dangerous.
----------------------------------------------------------------------

This is the same as in baseball where coaches are required to stay in the coaches box on 1st and 3rd base. It's never enforced.
Try to pass me on the shoulder and either you wind up in ER or the Body Shop. Probably both......I can't remember the last time I got a ticket.

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: JudgeRoy ()
Date: August 31, 2016 09:09AM

For reference, the section is VAC 46.2 - 804 (1)

This rule is pertaining to HIGHWAYS....not route 50, route 7, FF County Pkwy.
Basically, I don't GAF about it.

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: easily offended fagz ()
Date: August 31, 2016 09:11AM

I love how people get so butt-hurt when I politely flash my high beams so they can move over as I'm quickly closing the gap on them.

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: ECO Driver ()
Date: August 31, 2016 09:18AM

The speed limit is the highest limit one may go.

I usually travel 5 to 10 mph below the limit for safety concerns, and to get the maximum fuel mileage out of my car.

I travel the lane that best serves my needs, and there are no restrictions on any lane I may choose.

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: KA Pow ()
Date: August 31, 2016 09:19AM

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: ub44T ()
Date: August 31, 2016 09:26AM

All you left lane hoggers have no control of your life.

Your wife hates you and is about to leave you.
Your kids don't know you since you are always at work.
You owe 300k+ in debt between the house, the 2 car notes and the 2 kids.
Your boss has you coming in on saturday- AGAIN.
You went to swiipe your card to get food and it was declined.
The cute girl at the register laughed at you for it.
You call the bank- turns out dear wifey emptied the account shopping again and didn't tell you....
Your dog shit in your shoes this morning.

So you control the only thing you can control- the left lane.

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: Fairfaxres2 ()
Date: August 31, 2016 10:00AM

You're exactly right. Ain't it cool!

It's so much fun being a thorn in your side.

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: Ain't that right! ()
Date: August 31, 2016 10:17AM

ub44T Wrote:
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> All you left lane hoggers have no control of your
> life.
>
> Your wife hates you and is about to leave you.
> Your kids don't know you since you are always at
> work.
> You owe 300k+ in debt between the house, the 2 car
> notes and the 2 kids.
> Your boss has you coming in on saturday- AGAIN.
> You went to swiipe your card to get food and it
> was declined.
> The cute girl at the register laughed at you for
> it.
> You call the bank- turns out dear wifey emptied
> the account shopping again and didn't tell
> you....
> Your dog shit in your shoes this morning.
>
> So you control the only thing you can control- the
> left lane.

So true, and I am sure more could be added to this list. In fact, please do!

And for the internet tough guy who said something about the ER, really? The penalties for that are far worse than passing on the shoulder, etc. Internet tough, lmao.

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: ub44T ()
Date: August 31, 2016 12:13PM

Ain't that right! Wrote:
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> ub44T Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > All you left lane hoggers have no control of
> your
> > life.
> >
> > Your wife hates you and is about to leave you.
> > Your kids don't know you since you are always
> at
> > work.
> > You owe 300k+ in debt between the house, the 2
> car
> > notes and the 2 kids.
> > Your boss has you coming in on saturday- AGAIN.
> > You went to swiipe your card to get food and it
> > was declined.
> > The cute girl at the register laughed at you
> for
> > it.
> > You call the bank- turns out dear wifey emptied
> > the account shopping again and didn't tell
> > you....
> > Your dog shit in your shoes this morning.
> >
> > So you control the only thing you can control-
> the
> > left lane.
>
> So true, and I am sure more could be added to this
> list. In fact, please do!
>

After doing 54 in the left lane all the way home...

You get home and there is a sheriff waiting for you.
You just got served with a child support case- name of Plaintiff? That one night stand you had a year ago that you had forgotten about.
Your wife sees this and takes the kids and leaves, she is divorcing you.
She packs up the Acura truck (what you drive) with the kids and they don't even bother to say good bye to you they look at you like a stranger.
She leaves with the dog too- who bit you on the way out.
She left you with the minivan so now you have to mom-van it everywhere.
The neighbors saw everything, even her throwing your PS4 and TV out the window she was so angry.
Your boss calls furious- you forgot the cover sheet on the TPS report and now have to work sunday to correct it for monday's meeting.
Your mom called, your good friend from high school just died.
The mortgage company calls and wonders why there has been no payment for 90 days. You gave the $6000 to pay those 3 months to your wife...
You drive back to the 7-11 to get some beer to drown your sorrows.
The same checkout girl from earlier is there in line- and laughs at you again.
You do 22 in a 25 to get back home...
Some old asian lady in a brand new mercedes truck runs right in the back of your minivan, 3 blocks from your house, you had a beer open, and here come the cops....

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: Chase Ferguson ()
Date: August 31, 2016 12:41PM

Just HIGH BEAM them the entire time you're behind them. If they want to be assholes and not move over, there's not much you can do. Not worth road raging over it.

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: fart cutter ()
Date: August 31, 2016 01:21PM

JudgeRoy Wrote:
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> For reference, the section is VAC 46.2 - 804 (1)
>
> This rule is pertaining to HIGHWAYS....not route
> 50, route 7, FF County Pkwy.
> Basically, I don't GAF about it.

Does every one of your posts in this thread contain a factual fucking error?

So far the answer is yes.

It DOES apply to Rt 50, Rt7 and the Fairfax county parkway. All of those roads are highways by the definition used by the Va General assembly. Perhaps you are confusing these roads with an interstate. The law applies to any roadway (also called a highway) with more then one lane in the same direction.

Clearly, you have some level of retardation and insist on driving in the manner of a common nigger. So you should not be surprised when your fellow motorists treat you like a common nigger out there.

You are the reason NOVA sucks as place to live now. Because you are an asshole that gives no fucks about those around you. Every time I read a media report about someone running off the road into a ravine in the middle of the night and the person that bumped them didn't stop, I know it's one more dickhead driver like you that we don't have to contend with any more.

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: Alexander Smith ()
Date: August 31, 2016 04:04PM

FrankR. Wrote:
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> JudgeRoy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You ain't seen nothing yet. Wait till next week
> > and I will be slowing down anyone I can in a
> hurry
> > to get their kid to school.
> > Drive 30 in a 35.....Gonna really FUCH up your
> > day. Yes I will.
> >
> > Ain't shit you are ever going to do about
> it...I
> > like that.
>
>
> You'd be a complete fool to take that chance.
> Plenty of folks out there willing to buss a cap in
> yo ass for less. Move over, or pay the price.


+1000

What the hell don't people understand around here, move the fuck out the left lane!

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: National Pubic Radio ()
Date: September 01, 2016 02:17AM

For God's sake even NPR had a segment on this issue yesterday.

Don't Be A Slowpoke: Why Left Lane Driving Causes Traffic

http://www.npr.org/2016/08/31/492133052/dont-be-a-slowpoke-why-left-lane-driving-causes-traffic

When even NPR tells you to move over, move over.

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: Stones. ()
Date: September 01, 2016 05:43AM

The noses on the left should be a square in point or a flat hexagon

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: Stones. ()
Date: September 01, 2016 05:46AM

Insults accepted for being a corrector with a bunch of typos in my comment...

The boxes on the left should be squares on point or flat hexagons.

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: Grandpa Gus ()
Date: September 01, 2016 05:50AM

I like to drive with the flow of traffic, but I try to stay in the right lane so you speeders can speed in the left lane, but lots of you ass wipes still come running up my ass. If you want me to stay out of the left lane I will, but you need to get out of the right lane, and get off my ass.

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: NC ()
Date: September 01, 2016 06:01AM

Grandpa Gus Wrote:
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> but lots of you ass wipes
> still come running up my ass. If you want me to
> stay out of the left lane I will, but you need to
> get out of the right lane, and get off my ass.

And I've noticed that most of those cars have Maryland plates.

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: drive with sense ()
Date: September 01, 2016 06:15AM

+1. When I drive in Maryland I feel like I'm too slow for the right lane. Heavy feet for sure.

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: ht6wp ()
Date: September 01, 2016 06:26AM

But but but the speed limit is 55. I have to follow the law. The law isn't filled with gray areas.

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: Accurate observations ()
Date: September 01, 2016 07:11AM

Lately, when passing someone in the left lane I notice that they are one or more of the following:

Nonwhite
Female
Talking/texting on phone
MD tags

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: stereotypes ()
Date: September 01, 2016 07:18AM

Harold Baughs Wrote:
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> Do you have the Korean version of this flowchart?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjkkjH0GnfY

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: XvUKY ()
Date: September 01, 2016 08:00AM

Johnny law Wrote:
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> If you people are truly pissed, you need to lobby
> the VSP and local jurisdictions to begin to
> enforce the current law regarding left lane
> travel.
>
> For reference, the section is VAC 46.2 - 804 (1)


everytime this comes up everyone forgets one basic fact

if you are going the speed limit you can legally drive in any lane

also they forget that if you are speeding VAC 46.2 - 804 (1) is not applicable



you will all willfully be ignorant to the above facts

to make it even more simple - if the speed limit is 65 and someone is driving 65 in the left lane a police officer can NOT pull them over because they are breaking no laws

if you are coming up behind the person driving 65 then you are speeding



if you want to say "get out of the left lane so I can continue breaking the law", then sure, but you can not say it is the law, because it is not

slower traffic to the right means ONLY THOSE WHO ARE TRAVELLING UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT


also, fact is if everyone actually did the speed limit, it would create significantly shorter commutes

NPR missed the fact that the idiots driving up on someones ass and hitting the brakes causes a chain of events that can cause a back up MINUTES later

it is the people driving like idiots, trying to switch lanes to move up 2 car lengths and going fast to slow over and over who cause the backups

for those that will be ignorant and argue that everyone going the speed limit would not make things faster (even though it has been proven a hundred times over) just think of rolling marbles down a chute - at the same speed they roll consistent and flow perfectly

now do the same but roll ONE real fast so it hits the one in front, it causes the next few to do the same thing and it multiplies from there - you now see a "back up" of marbles

so glad I am not one of the unfortunate people who have to commute through that shit everyday

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: Signs are just suggestions ()
Date: September 01, 2016 08:28AM

While a posted speed limit may be the law, to me it's merely a suggestion. If it's clear and there are no present dangers in sight, I drive like the wind! GTF outta my way! If it's a blizzard and you can barely see, I'll be going below the speed limit, but prolly in the right lane.

To the people that want to control the rest of the driving population I say I hope you experience a fiery crash where you are trapped in your car! You are a major problem with traffic in this area and you probably cause other problems in multiple areas in society!

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: JAFIR ()
Date: September 01, 2016 09:54AM

Signs are just suggestions Wrote:
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> While a posted speed limit may be the law, to me
> it's merely a suggestion. If it's clear and there
> are no present dangers in sight, I drive like the
> wind! GTF outta my way! If it's a blizzard and you
> can barely see, I'll be going below the speed
> limit, but prolly in the right lane.
>
> To the people that want to control the rest of the
> driving population I say I hope you experience a
> fiery crash where you are trapped in your car! You
> are a major problem with traffic in this area and
> you probably cause other problems in multiple
> areas in society!

Nothing tougher than someone living in a basement talking bullshit.

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: frustrated commuter ()
Date: September 01, 2016 10:00AM

Commuter Frustration Wrote:
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> Please print and tape to your car dashboard:
>
> src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CrCI5ObUEAALlDG.j
> pg:large">


This is a pretty good flow chart. You could add one more thing-

ARE YOU GOING OVER THE SPEED LIMIT?

Then STFU and SLOW DOWN.

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: Detective Morgan ()
Date: September 01, 2016 10:12AM

You can be ticketed and convicted for violating 46.2-804 even while exceeding the speed limit.

Saying you cannot is a ridiculous argument. Just because you are abiding by one statute does not mean you are not violating another. You do not have a legal right - under Virginia law - to occupy the left lane of a multi-lane road while not in the act of overtaking another vehicle. Speed is irrelevant.

I've seen this very (idiotic) defense used in court multiple times and the judge has always said the same thing to these defendants. "I accept your argument that you are not legally allowed to exceed the speed limit, however there is a legal requirement that you not hinder the safe flow of traffic - which you were doing. You were not ticketed for speeding. In the future, you should continue to obey the speed limit and operate your motor vehicle in the right most lane available to you unless you are passing another vehicle. That is the law."

Catching speeders is the job of law enforcement. Get out of the left lane.

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: Bill.N. ()
Date: September 01, 2016 10:24AM

finethem Wrote:
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> I really wish they would enforce left lane
> blockers. I wish it was like an HOV violation,
> you get a ticket for warning first time; $200 2nd
> and $500 bucks thereafter that plus 3 pts on the
> old record.

Be careful what you wish for. The same police officer who would nail someone for driving slowly in the left lane will also be in a position to nail someone for speeding in that left lane.

Part of the reason we need to keep slow traffic out of the left lane is because of the disparity in speed between slow cars going at or below the speed limit and other cars illegally travelling at 10 or more mph above the speed limit. Since many of those faster drivers will have no problem weaving through traffic on the right even if the guy in the left is trying to pass someone or about to exit or turn from the left lane, those faster drivers may be seeing reckless tickets rather than just speeding tickets.

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: Stick to the facts ()
Date: September 01, 2016 11:05AM

Bill.N. Wrote:
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> finethem Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I really wish they would enforce left lane
> > blockers. I wish it was like an HOV violation,
> > you get a ticket for warning first time; $200
> 2nd
> > and $500 bucks thereafter that plus 3 pts on
> the
> > old record.
>
> Be careful what you wish for. The same police
> officer who would nail someone for driving slowly
> in the left lane will also be in a position to
> nail someone for speeding in that left lane.
>
> Part of the reason we need to keep slow traffic
> out of the left lane is because of the disparity
> in speed between slow cars going at or below the
> speed limit and other cars illegally travelling at
> 10 or more mph above the speed limit. Since many
> of those faster drivers will have no problem
> weaving through traffic on the right even if the
> guy in the left is trying to pass someone or about
> to exit or turn from the left lane, those faster
> drivers may be seeing reckless tickets rather than
> just speeding tickets.


Purpose for this babble?

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: left lane driver 74 on 495 ()
Date: September 01, 2016 11:14AM

I drive 19 over or 79, that's the best speed to go. If you get a ticket it's just for speeding and not reckless assuming you're not weaving in and out of traffic like a dummy. If I encounter a left lane hog, I will pass on the right if I can do so by just changing 1 lane. More than that and it's too reckless and too much effort.

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: JudgeRoy ()
Date: September 01, 2016 12:23PM

fart cutter Wrote:
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> JudgeRoy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > For reference, the section is VAC 46.2 - 804
> (1)
> >
> > This rule is pertaining to HIGHWAYS....not
> route
> > 50, route 7, FF County Pkwy.
> > Basically, I don't GAF about it.
>
> Does every one of your posts in this thread
> contain a factual fucking error?
>
> So far the answer is yes.
>
> It DOES apply to Rt 50, Rt7 and the Fairfax county
> parkway. All of those roads are highways by the
> definition used by the Va General assembly.
> Perhaps you are confusing these roads with an
> interstate. The law applies to any roadway (also
> called a highway) with more then one lane in the
> same direction.
>
> Clearly, you have some level of retardation and
> insist on driving in the manner of a common
> nigger. So you should not be surprised when your
> fellow motorists treat you like a common nigger
> out there.
>
> You are the reason NOVA sucks as place to live
> now. Because you are an asshole that gives no
> fucks about those around you. Every time I read a
> media report about someone running off the road
> into a ravine in the middle of the night and the
> person that bumped them didn't stop, I know it's
> one more dickhead driver like you that we don't
> have to contend with any more.

It gives me great pleasure in raising your blood pressure.
Everyday is an exciting day for me.....I'm the Judge!

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: GP3MH ()
Date: September 01, 2016 01:01PM

Detective Morgan Wrote:
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> You can be ticketed and convicted for violating
> 46.2-804 even while exceeding the speed limit.
>
> Saying you cannot is a ridiculous argument. Just
> because you are abiding by one statute does not
> mean you are not violating another. You do not
> have a legal right - under Virginia law - to
> occupy the left lane of a multi-lane road while
> not in the act of overtaking another vehicle.
> Speed is irrelevant.
>
> I've seen this very (idiotic) defense used in
> court multiple times and the judge has always said
> the same thing to these defendants. "I accept your
> argument that you are not legally allowed to
> exceed the speed limit, however there is a legal
> requirement that you not hinder the safe flow of
> traffic - which you were doing. You were not
> ticketed for speeding. In the future, you should
> continue to obey the speed limit and operate your
> motor vehicle in the right most lane available to
> you unless you are passing another vehicle. That
> is the law."
>
> Catching speeders is the job of law enforcement.
> Get out of the left lane.

Makes perfect sense, but you're never going to get JudgeRoy and the other retards on this site to understand it. They're too stupid.

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: Johnny law ()
Date: September 01, 2016 03:19PM

To further this "speeding issue", the posted speed is rarely the enforced speed.

Law enforcement officers routinely enforce the "safe speed limit" on local highways. That is often determined by a variety of conditions, including weather, the condition of the roadway and the speed of most traffic. In some areas, the "10 over" limit applies.

In more open areas, a lot of officers working radar will give as much as 20 over. Again, this depends on conditions and a lot of other factors.

If the speed limit is 55 and you have a sunny day and traffic is flowing freely at 70mph, that's usually fine. The target is going to be the asshole who insists on doing 80mph and weaving through the folks doing 70.

Having said that, someone doing 55 in the left lane is likely more of a danger than the guy doing 80.

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: 55 safes lifes ()
Date: September 01, 2016 03:35PM

55 is the law and some of us are getting tired of getting blown off the road. Sometimes I like to hit the left lanes and slow things down for you Larry Leadfoots. You're children will thank me.

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: 2304876 ()
Date: September 01, 2016 03:39PM

55 safes lifes Wrote:
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> 55 is the law and some of us are getting tired of
> getting blown off the road. Sometimes I like to
> hit the left lanes and slow things down for you
> Larry Leadfoots. You're children will thank me.

Thank you.

I pull over into the left hand lane on the toll road to get to the airport access, which I am totally entitled to do, when the warning sign comes up. And these idiots are on my ass doing nasty things.

I have the right to be in that lane, I will go 55 if I damn well please, and just shut up.

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: NotUagain ()
Date: September 01, 2016 03:47PM

"Entitled" and "your right" have NOTHING to do with what we're talking about here. Either stick to the topic or STFU

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: 2304876 ()
Date: September 01, 2016 03:57PM

NotUagain Wrote:
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> "Entitled" and "your right" have NOTHING to do
> with what we're talking about here. Either stick
> to the topic or STFU


It IS on topic. It isn't 495, but a highway is a highway. It is merely an example of a bunch of people who think they are entitled to go 70 in a 55 and expect everybody to adapt to their mania and inflated sense of self worth.

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: FrankR. ()
Date: September 01, 2016 04:12PM

2304876 Wrote:
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> NotUagain Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > "Entitled" and "your right" have NOTHING to do
> > with what we're talking about here. Either
> stick
> > to the topic or STFU
>
>
> It IS on topic. It isn't 495, but a highway is a
> highway. It is merely an example of a bunch of
> people who think they are entitled to go 70 in a
> 55 and expect everybody to adapt to their mania
> and inflated sense of self worth.

Jut STFU and move right or pay the price. It could mean your life. People aren't playing with this shit.

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: Danger Mouse ()
Date: September 01, 2016 04:17PM

I will stick to driving exctly at the maximum posted speed limit allowed by law, or slightly less if conditions are not perfect.

All around me, and mostly behind me, I see traffic accidents and people getting into fender benders. I'm glad to help keep things at the speed limit otherwise it could be much worse. That is also why a drive an older model Taurus in case someone ever bumps into me.

Drive carefully.

DM

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: FrankR. ()
Date: September 01, 2016 04:33PM

Danger Mouse Wrote:
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> I will stick to driving exctly at the maximum
> posted speed limit allowed by law, or slightly
> less if conditions are not perfect.
>
> All around me, and mostly behind me, I see traffic
> accidents and people getting into fender benders.
> I'm glad to help keep things at the speed limit
> otherwise it could be much worse. That is also why
> a drive an older model Taurus in case someone ever
> bumps into me.
>
> Drive carefully.
>
> DM

You're a real hero. Now kill yourself.

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: JAFIR ()
Date: September 01, 2016 04:59PM

FrankR. Wrote:
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> Danger Mouse Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I will stick to driving exctly at the maximum
> > posted speed limit allowed by law, or slightly
> > less if conditions are not perfect.
> >
> > All around me, and mostly behind me, I see
> traffic
> > accidents and people getting into fender
> benders.
> > I'm glad to help keep things at the speed limit
> > otherwise it could be much worse. That is also
> why
> > a drive an older model Taurus in case someone
> ever
> > bumps into me.
> >
> > Drive carefully.
> >
> > DM
>
> You're a real hero. Now kill yourself.

Great retort, chickenshit. Why didn't you serve your country?

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: FrankR. ()
Date: September 01, 2016 08:06PM

JAFIR Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> FrankR. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Danger Mouse Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I will stick to driving exctly at the maximum
> > > posted speed limit allowed by law, or
> slightly
> > > less if conditions are not perfect.
> > >
> > > All around me, and mostly behind me, I see
> > traffic
> > > accidents and people getting into fender
> > benders.
> > > I'm glad to help keep things at the speed
> limit
> > > otherwise it could be much worse. That is
> also
> > why
> > > a drive an older model Taurus in case someone
> > ever
> > > bumps into me.
> > >
> > > Drive carefully.
> > >
> > > DM
> >
> > You're a real hero. Now kill yourself.
>
> Great retort, chickenshit. Why didn't you serve
> your country?

WTF are you babbling about

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: JudgeRoy ()
Date: September 01, 2016 08:20PM

Anyone tailgating me while I am in the left lane I just put on my flashers and go 10 mph slower. It's like a dream to irritate you nimrods.

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: speaking of flashers ()
Date: September 01, 2016 08:56PM

Almost 1/4 of you tardz on 495 had your 4 way flashers on during the rain storm today


zoqch5bmevrsb2hfjymt.jpg

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: JudgeRoy ()
Date: September 01, 2016 09:52PM

speaking of flashers Wrote:
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> Almost 1/4 of you tardz on 495 had your 4 way
> flashers on during the rain storm today
>
>
> src="https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/up
> load/s--gcdf-5iC--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636
> /zoqch5bmevrsb2hfjymt.jpg"/>


Who cares!

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: causeican ()
Date: September 02, 2016 12:07AM

Danger Mouse Wrote:
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> I will stick to driving exctly at the maximum
> posted speed limit allowed by law, or slightly
> less if conditions are not perfect.
>
> All around me, and mostly behind me, I see traffic
> accidents and people getting into fender benders.
> I'm glad to help keep things at the speed limit
> otherwise it could be much worse. That is also why
> a drive an older model Taurus in case someone ever
> bumps into me.
>
> Drive carefully.
>
> DM

such a fucking troll “accidents all around me and mostly behind me” He’s trolling the fact that by people having to switch lanes, zig zag through traffic and pass on the right to get around them, left-lane drivers totally fuck up the flow of traffic and cause numerous and severe accidents daily not just in the left lane but for miles of traffic all the way across 4-5 lanes. All the while feeling superior for being such a “safe” driver and going the speed limit.

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: JudgeRoy ()
Date: September 02, 2016 09:39AM

causeican Wrote:
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> Danger Mouse Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I will stick to driving exctly at the maximum
> > posted speed limit allowed by law, or slightly
> > less if conditions are not perfect.
> >
> > All around me, and mostly behind me, I see
> traffic
> > accidents and people getting into fender
> benders.
> > I'm glad to help keep things at the speed limit
> > otherwise it could be much worse. That is also
> why
> > a drive an older model Taurus in case someone
> ever
> > bumps into me.
> >
> > Drive carefully.
> >
> > DM
>
> such a fucking troll “accidents all around me
> and mostly behind me” He’s trolling the fact
> that by people having to switch lanes, zig zag
> through traffic and pass on the right to get
> around them, left-lane drivers totally fuck up the
> flow of traffic and cause numerous and severe
> accidents daily not just in the left lane but for
> miles of traffic all the way across 4-5 lanes.
> All the while feeling superior for being such a
> “safe” driver and going the speed limit.

You jerkoffs can come up with all the analogies you like for why you should be:
Driving 70 in a 55.
Tailgating within 4 feet of other drivers.
Weaving in and out of traffic.
Causing accidents with your reckless driving.

In the end, it doesn't matter. You will have to deal with us "those who drive with safety in mind."

Deal with it and deal with it each and every day. That's LIFE!

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: mCtNY ()
Date: September 02, 2016 12:08PM

JudgeRoy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Anyone tailgating me while I am in the left lane I
> just put on my flashers and go 10 mph slower. It's
> like a dream to irritate you nimrods.

JudgeRoy has a sever case of SMS.

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: VdjkK ()
Date: September 02, 2016 02:31PM

mCtNY Wrote:
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> JudgeRoy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Anyone tailgating me while I am in the left lane
> I
> > just put on my flashers and go 10 mph slower.
> It's
> > like a dream to irritate you nimrods.
>
> JudgeRoy has a sever case of SMS.

JudgeRoy is just a dick.

We know how to handle people like him out on the roads.

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: This is how you handle it ()
Date: September 02, 2016 02:34PM

VdjkK Wrote:
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> mCtNY Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > JudgeRoy Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Anyone tailgating me while I am in the left
> lane
> > I
> > > just put on my flashers and go 10 mph slower.
> > It's
> > > like a dream to irritate you nimrods.
> >
> > JudgeRoy has a sever case of SMS.
>
> JudgeRoy is just a dick.
>
> We know how to handle people like him out on the
> roads.


Yep
Get on the Internet and cry like a bitch

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: FrankR. ()
Date: September 02, 2016 02:48PM

JudgeRoy Wrote:
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> causeican Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Danger Mouse Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I will stick to driving exctly at the maximum
> > > posted speed limit allowed by law, or
> slightly
> > > less if conditions are not perfect.
> > >
> > > All around me, and mostly behind me, I see
> > traffic
> > > accidents and people getting into fender
> > benders.
> > > I'm glad to help keep things at the speed
> limit
> > > otherwise it could be much worse. That is
> also
> > why
> > > a drive an older model Taurus in case someone
> > ever
> > > bumps into me.
> > >
> > > Drive carefully.
> > >
> > > DM
> >
> > such a fucking troll “accidents all around me
> > and mostly behind me” He’s trolling the
> fact
> > that by people having to switch lanes, zig zag
> > through traffic and pass on the right to get
> > around them, left-lane drivers totally fuck up
> the
> > flow of traffic and cause numerous and severe
> > accidents daily not just in the left lane but
> for
> > miles of traffic all the way across 4-5 lanes.
> > All the while feeling superior for being such a
> > “safe” driver and going the speed limit.
>
> You jerkoffs can come up with all the analogies
> you like for why you should be:
> Driving 70 in a 55.
> Tailgating within 4 feet of other drivers.
> Weaving in and out of traffic.
> Causing accidents with your reckless driving.
>
> In the end, it doesn't matter. You will have to
> deal with us "those who drive with safety in
> mind."
>
> Deal with it and deal with it each and every day.
> That's LIFE!


Don't worry, we will deal with you alright.

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: Bahaaaaaaa ()
Date: September 02, 2016 02:51PM

FrankR. Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> JudgeRoy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > causeican Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Danger Mouse Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I will stick to driving exctly at the
> maximum
> > > > posted speed limit allowed by law, or
> > slightly
> > > > less if conditions are not perfect.
> > > >
> > > > All around me, and mostly behind me, I see
> > > traffic
> > > > accidents and people getting into fender
> > > benders.
> > > > I'm glad to help keep things at the speed
> > limit
> > > > otherwise it could be much worse. That is
> > also
> > > why
> > > > a drive an older model Taurus in case
> someone
> > > ever
> > > > bumps into me.
> > > >
> > > > Drive carefully.
> > > >
> > > > DM
> > >
> > > such a fucking troll “accidents all around
> me
> > > and mostly behind me” He’s trolling the
> > fact
> > > that by people having to switch lanes, zig
> zag
> > > through traffic and pass on the right to get
> > > around them, left-lane drivers totally fuck
> up
> > the
> > > flow of traffic and cause numerous and severe
> > > accidents daily not just in the left lane but
> > for
> > > miles of traffic all the way across 4-5 lanes.
>
> > > All the while feeling superior for being such
> a
> > > “safe” driver and going the speed limit.
> >
> > You jerkoffs can come up with all the analogies
> > you like for why you should be:
> > Driving 70 in a 55.
> > Tailgating within 4 feet of other drivers.
> > Weaving in and out of traffic.
> > Causing accidents with your reckless driving.
> >
> > In the end, it doesn't matter. You will have to
> > deal with us "those who drive with safety in
> > mind."
> >
> > Deal with it and deal with it each and every
> day.
> > That's LIFE!
>
>
> Don't worry, we will deal with you alright.


Sure you will Frankie

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: E7CTX ()
Date: September 02, 2016 02:57PM

Don't you just love all these little guys with SMS. Have to get over on you in the only way they know how -- sitting in their car in the left lane of the highway.

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: JudgeRoy ()
Date: September 02, 2016 03:25PM

You want me out of the Left Lane - Can't do it, Sally!

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: uJxch ()
Date: September 02, 2016 05:04PM

JudgeRoy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> You want me out of the Left Lane - Can't do it,
> Sally!

Tell us the truth Roy, how tall are you? 5'4"? 150 pounds soaking wet?

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: v7vJh ()
Date: September 02, 2016 05:25PM

uJxch Wrote:
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> JudgeRoy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You want me out of the Left Lane - Can't do it,
> > Sally!
>
> Tell us the truth Roy, how tall are you? 5'4"?
> 150 pounds soaking wet?

I'll take your silence as a confirmation. Typical pussy with SMS.

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: JudgeRoy ()
Date: September 02, 2016 06:27PM

v7vJh Wrote:
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> uJxch Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > JudgeRoy Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > You want me out of the Left Lane - Can't do
> it,
> > > Sally!
> >
> > Tell us the truth Roy, how tall are you? 5'4"?
>
You only need to know I'm American and I'll ask the questions. STFU you dumb Gook or whatever else you may be. Get behind me in your SUV and deal with it.
> > 150 pounds soaking wet?
>
> I'll take your silence as a confirmation. Typical
> pussy with SMS.

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: 3uKnL ()
Date: September 02, 2016 06:51PM

Ha. Well that just proved it. Good luck little man.

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: VFy4v ()
Date: September 03, 2016 02:27PM

It happens sometimes. I just talked to a slug passenger who was in a car who got pulled over for this on Wednesday. It must be the only ticket written all year.

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: uh, what if ? ()
Date: September 03, 2016 03:17PM

Commuter Frustration Wrote:
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> Please print and tape to your car dashboard:
>
> src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CrCI5ObUEAALlDG.j
> pg:large">


that stupid one with the made up by a jerkoff left turn , 1/2 mile BULLSHIT YOU made up and pulled out your anus -
1.). A highway is not a 'highway' anymore when a red light or left turn intersection
is there.
This means your imaginary left lane highway rules do not exist there or apply.

ADDITIONALLY, when traffic CONDITIONS dictate, you are requied to SLOW THE FUCK DOWN!

ADDITIONALLY, - NO ONE ANYWHERE ON ANY ROADS OR HIGHWAYS ARE REQUIRED TO GO OVER THE POSTED SPEED LIMIT - left lane or other wise.

And, either way, there is no excuse for faggots like you to recklessly tailgate harass any driver in front of you.

And, better yet , you should schedule yourself better so none of this matters, to start with. This entire thread of bullshit!
And get your dead ass out of bed earlier and add more TIME. to your commute drive.


JERK OFF!!_

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: nEyCK ()
Date: September 03, 2016 03:42PM

"Highway" as used in Virginia law is a term of art, defined in § 46.2-100 as

"the entire width between the boundary lines of every way or place open to the use of the public for purposes of vehicular travel in the Commonwealth, including the streets and alleys, and, for law-enforcement purposes, (i) the entire width between the boundary lines of all private roads or private streets that have been specifically designated "highways"by an ordinance adopted by the governing body of the county, city, or town in which such private roads or streets are located and (ii) the entire width between the boundary lines of every way or place used for purposes of vehicular travel on any property owned, leased, or controlled by the United States government and located in the Commonwealth."

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: FrankR. ()
Date: September 03, 2016 04:26PM

Blah blah blah. Move right or get shot.

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: Leftist.Gorilla ()
Date: September 03, 2016 05:03PM

FrankR. Wrote:
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> Blah blah blah. Move right or get shot.

Blah blah blah. Go around me or go for a ride on the oil slick I lay down.

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Re: To all you slow ass fuckers driving in the left lanes on 495 this morning
Posted by: Greybeard ()
Date: September 03, 2016 08:05PM

speaking of flashers Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Almost 1/4 of you tardz on 495 had your 4 way
> flashers on during the rain storm today
>
>
> src="https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/up
> load/s--gcdf-5iC--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636
> /zoqch5bmevrsb2hfjymt.jpg"/>

And yet these same morons will pull over in a bizarre place and *not* put their flashers on. Maybe they missed that class...

...meanwhile, glad to see this thread; we were WAY overdue to retread this same, boring topic!

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