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Can Gabby Giffords Still Bang?
Posted by: Babe Lincoln ()
Date: July 28, 2016 06:35AM

Do you think Gabby Giffords still has sex? Is her husband, the astronaut, still able to get it up after all this time in space? Imagine banging her and getting this face the whole time:
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Re: Can Gabby Giffords Still Bang?
Posted by: Keep Her Quiet ()
Date: July 28, 2016 07:00AM

Her face isn't the problem, it would be hearing her speak. If she would keep quiet she is very bangable!

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Re: Can Gabby Giffords Still Bang?
Posted by: Harry Balz ()
Date: July 28, 2016 07:37AM

I was wondering this morning how many people find her bangable. She has my bangable seal of approval. Plus, you gotta give the woman props - anyone who can take a bullet through the head and keep on ticking earns a certain bit of respect.

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Re: Can Gabby Giffords Still Bang?
Posted by: Bernie Getz ()
Date: July 28, 2016 07:53AM

Only if you're a sick bastard into banging retards.

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Re: Can Gabby Giffords Still Bang?
Posted by: Zombie Sex ()
Date: July 28, 2016 08:56AM

It would be very similar to banging a zombie I think.

No thanks!

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Re: Can Gabby Giffords Still Bang?
Posted by: heros of a crappy sewer forum! ()
Date: July 28, 2016 09:05AM

two truly gifted persons - lets make fun of their looks! yea, we are better because we are so beautiful we are heros of a crappy sewer forum!

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Re: Can Gabby Giffords Still Bang?
Posted by: He's here somewhere ()
Date: July 28, 2016 09:07AM

Bernie Getz Wrote:
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> Only if you're a sick bastard into banging
> retards.


Don't we have someone here somewhat infamous for that?

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Re: Can Gabby Giffords Still Bang?
Posted by: vxECw ()
Date: July 28, 2016 09:19AM

are there any noods?

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Re: Can Gabby Giffords Still Bang?
Posted by: 1/2Pounder ()
Date: July 28, 2016 09:40AM

I like to see what's under her diaper!!! Wood Hit her ass all night long!

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Re: Can Gabby Giffords Still Bang?
Posted by: Rabbi ()
Date: July 28, 2016 10:10AM

he can bang her head wound

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Re: Can Gabby Giffords Still Bang?
Posted by: shut up------ ()
Date: July 28, 2016 10:27AM

You people are disgusting. This is beyond despicable.

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Re: Can Gabby Giffords Still Bang?
Posted by: Father Mulroney ()
Date: July 28, 2016 11:08AM

shut up------ Wrote:
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> You people are disgusting. This is beyond
> despicable.

I so agree! That it occurred to someone to bang such a hideous libtard is truly sickening. I will be praying for their souls!

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Re: Can Gabby Giffords Still Bang?
Posted by: Jared ()
Date: July 28, 2016 11:10AM

Harry Balz Wrote:
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> I was wondering this morning how many people find
> her bangable. She has my bangable seal of
> approval. Plus, you gotta give the woman props -
> anyone who can take a bullet through the head and
> keep on ticking earns a certain bit of respect.

Proof that you can shoot a liberal in the head and not hit any vital organs.

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Re: Can Gabby Giffords Still Bang?
Posted by: Derpers gonna derp ()
Date: July 28, 2016 12:00PM

Honestly better than having to look at this face.
At least Gabby has an excuse.
And she wouldn't leave your sheets orange from Cheetos crumbs.
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Re: Can Gabby Giffords Still Bang?
Posted by: uFdxm ()
Date: July 28, 2016 12:16PM

Gabby makes more sense with half her brain blown up than Palin ever did.

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Re: Can Gabby Giffords Still Bang?
Posted by: Gag Reflex? ()
Date: July 28, 2016 01:28PM

Harry Balz Wrote:
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> I was wondering this morning how many people find
> her bangable. She has my bangable seal of
> approval. Plus, you gotta give the woman props -
> anyone who can take a bullet through the head and
> keep on ticking earns a certain bit of respect.


Here is what I wondered. If she can still coordinate the dick sucking actions of going up and down while applying the proper amount of suction. Being able to grip the cock with her lips, and swirling her tongue around the shaft.

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Re: Can Gabby Giffords Still Bang?
Posted by: LD4Wn ()
Date: July 28, 2016 08:59PM

Gag Reflex? Wrote:
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> Harry Balz Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I was wondering this morning how many people
> find
> > her bangable. She has my bangable seal of
> > approval. Plus, you gotta give the woman props
> -
> > anyone who can take a bullet through the head
> and
> > keep on ticking earns a certain bit of respect.
>
>
> Here is what I wondered. If she can still
> coordinate the dick sucking actions of going up
> and down while applying the proper amount of
> suction. Being able to grip the cock with her
> lips, and swirling her tongue around the shaft.

Doubt it. Fuck, she can hardly form words with that mouth.

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Re: Can Gabby Giffords Still Bang?
Posted by: Libs hate sea lions ()
Date: July 28, 2016 09:12PM

They are typical hypocrite lib pieces of shit.
https://youtu.be/M0YxNkJkeRo

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Re: Can Gabby Giffords Still Bang?
Posted by: Thinning the herd ()
Date: July 29, 2016 06:34AM

Seals are like Doritos, they'll make more....
They guy was right. If you push the dog's head under the water it will let go of whatever it is latched onto. Pretty simple, but the two women clearly didn't have a clue of what to do. Let's pull on the tail of the seal to help the dog play tug of war with it..... That will help it breathe.... wait.... why isn't it swimming anymore? Fucking idiots!

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Re: Can Gabby Giffords Still Bang?
Posted by: Lol@thelibtards ()
Date: July 29, 2016 06:53AM

Thinning the herd Wrote:
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> Seals are like Doritos, they'll make more....
> They guy was right. If you push the dog's head
> under the water it will let go of whatever it is
> latched onto. Pretty simple, but the two women
> clearly didn't have a clue of what to do. Let's
> pull on the tail of the seal to help the dog play
> tug of war with it..... That will help it
> breathe.... wait.... why isn't it swimming
> anymore? Fucking idiots!

Libs are pretty fucking stupid.

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