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Cults of Fairfax County
Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: July 23, 2016 11:07AM

What cults exist in Fairfax County?

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Re: Cults of Fairfax County
Posted by: VC6wE ()
Date: July 23, 2016 11:33AM

Well, there's the TEA Party. And churches. And WalMart shoppers.

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Re: Cults of Fairfax County
Posted by: yLjdH ()
Date: July 23, 2016 11:53AM

Roman Catholic Church came to mind first.

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Re: Cults of Fairfax County
Posted by: Lch7F ()
Date: July 23, 2016 12:01PM

I think the RC Church is one of the masterminds behind "The Cult of the Fetus." They've also been implicated in much of this "6000-year Old Earth" nonsense.

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Re: Cults of Fairfax County
Posted by: Voted most brainwashed ()
Date: July 23, 2016 12:18PM

8500 Executive Park Ave #402
(703) 573-6811

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Re: Cults of Fairfax County
Posted by: Leader Lon ()
Date: July 23, 2016 12:19PM

Mclean bible church

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Re: Cults of Fairfax County
Posted by: Miley Cyrus Fantasizer ()
Date: July 23, 2016 01:05PM

The "FCPS Can Do No Wrong Cult" and its inner circle "The World Will End If The Meals Tax Does Not Pass Cult."

The cult's liturgy consists of Miley Cyrus songs and incidental music, using billions of different notes composed by Eric Jensen.

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Re: Cults of Fairfax County
Posted by: Fuck off, derp ()
Date: July 23, 2016 01:16PM

Your asshole shit is pleasing to no one's ears. Go stifle yourself, you worthless meathead.

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Re: Cults of Fairfax County
Posted by: FrankR. ()
Date: July 23, 2016 02:37PM

As seen by the above poster, there is an ultra-libtard cult here in FFXU. Cucks only.

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Re: Cults of Fairfax County
Posted by: wwjd ()
Date: July 23, 2016 02:45PM

Hillary is a cunt. But I guess not living in Fairfax disqualifies her

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Re: Cults of Fairfax County
Posted by: global warming ()
Date: July 24, 2016 12:05PM

Those who believe in man-caused global warming.

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Re: Cults of Fairfax County
Posted by: Flair witch project ()
Date: July 24, 2016 01:14PM

I have heard of a couple covens of witches that practice the black arts in fairfax and loudoun counties. Their names I do not recall, but I know there is one such coven that practices in Burke and another out in Ashburn who allegedly hold ceremonies out near Paxton Mansion.

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Re: Cults of Fairfax County
Posted by: Cult without Personality ()
Date: July 24, 2016 01:37PM

Oh, don't forget the cult of "FCPS Can Do Nothing Right" and its inner circle "The Eric Jensen of the Root of All Evil Cult."

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Re: Cults of Fairfax County
Posted by: LOL... ()
Date: July 24, 2016 01:58PM

FrankR. Wrote:
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> As seen by the above poster, there is an
> ultra-libtard cult here in FFXU. Cucks only.

Your English sucks, Frank. Just like everything else about you.

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Re: Cults of Fairfax County
Posted by: LOL... ()
Date: July 24, 2016 02:01PM

global warming Wrote:
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> Those who believe in man-caused global warming.

Those are often called "scientists" though many among them -- quite unlike your incredibly stupid self -- are merely people who understand what science is and how it works.

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Re: Cults of Fairfax County
Posted by: CtmCH ()
Date: July 24, 2016 02:22PM

Cult without Personality Wrote:
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> Oh, don't forget the cult of "FCPS Can Do Nothing
> Right" and its inner circle "The Eric Jensen of
> the Root of All Evil Cult."

I feel bad for Flip Flippen. It's so unfair that he was unceremoniously dumped in favor of this Jensen fellow. That's no way to treat a whipping boy.

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Re: Cults of Fairfax County
Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: July 24, 2016 02:24PM

Fuck off, derp Wrote:
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> Your asshole shit is pleasing to no one's ears.
> Go stifle yourself, you worthless meathead.


brooklyn-nets-bench-fart-during-knicks-g

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Re: Cults of Fairfax County
Posted by: Never forget... ()
Date: July 24, 2016 02:53PM

Don't forget the Atheists.

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Re: Cults of Fairfax County
Posted by: Fuck off, derp ()
Date: July 24, 2016 03:01PM

Fox News Wrote:
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> (childish picture)

Like FOX News itself, you are a worthless, assfuck instituition, and everybody knows it.

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Re: Cults of Fairfax County
Posted by: The North Remembers ()
Date: July 24, 2016 03:06PM

CtmCH Wrote:
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> Cult without Personality Wrote:
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> -----
> > Oh, don't forget the cult of "FCPS Can Do
> Nothing
> > Right" and its inner circle "The Eric Jensen of
> > the Root of All Evil Cult."
>
> I feel bad for Flip Flippen. It's so unfair that
> he was unceremoniously dumped in favor of this
> Jensen fellow. That's no way to treat a whipping
> boy.

We remember Flip Flippen, his $10,000 fee for a one hour speech and his spectacular failure at MVHS.

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Re: Cults of Fairfax County
Posted by: LOL... ()
Date: July 24, 2016 03:10PM

Never forget... Wrote:
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> Don't forget the Atheists.

Atheism -- the only POSSIBLE answer.

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Re: Cults of Fairfax County
Posted by: FrankR. ()
Date: July 24, 2016 04:46PM

LOL... Wrote:
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> FrankR. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > As seen by the above poster, there is an
> > ultra-libtard cult here in FFXU. Cucks only.
>
> Your English sucks, Frank. Just like everything
> else about you.


Wrong. Anyway, if that's all you got just stay off this forum, son.

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Re: Cults of Fairfax County
Posted by: stewie ()
Date: July 24, 2016 05:30PM

Gerrys moochin muslims cult

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Re: Cults of Fairfax County
Posted by: Democrats are a Cult ()
Date: July 24, 2016 07:46PM

The Democrat Party is a cult.

It's people are like sheep, repeating the same diatribes: "international corporations" and "fair wages."

Real men and women can raise their children without Government help.

The irresponsible portion of society, 90% Democrat, need help from the Government to raise their family.

I'm 49 years old, I've been working since 1983, and all I do is pay taxes.

Democrats love to rage, and carry signs, and call people names. I have too much love to be a Democrat.

I hope Trump wins this fall. In fact, I pray for that.

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Re: Cults of Fairfax County
Date: July 24, 2016 08:07PM

They Said Adios Long Ago..

Jack In The Box.. The secret brown Mystery Meat, the spice, the frozenness of it dropped into the hot grease, The limp shredded lettuce, the triangle of yellow cheese. The hot sauce.. The Greasy Look and Taste..in that little grease soaked paper sack.

The Greatest Tacos of All Time! Bring Um Back here to NOVA

Secret POP test answers to Where Where The FXCO JIB's

Numero Uno: Where the Popeyes is in Annandale. Weekends a half dozen at midnight

#2 Up in Mclean on 123

#3 in Merrifield where the Taco bell that was torn down 5 + years ago for something the state said they would do.

#4 In Herndon

Did I miss any??



DAJAX



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/20/2017 02:45PM by Double Action Jackson.

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Re: Cults of Fairfax County
Posted by: music critic ()
Date: July 24, 2016 08:08PM

Cult without Personality Wrote:
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> Oh, don't forget the cult of "FCPS Can Do Nothing
> Right" and its inner circle "The Eric Jensen of
> the Root of All Evil Cult."

It is actually the "Eric Jensen Cult Of As Many Notes As Possible For $9,000/Day" cult.

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Re: Cults of Fairfax County
Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: July 24, 2016 08:19PM

The Fairfax DNC is a cult? Yes or not?

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Re: Cults of Fairfax County
Posted by: LOL... ()
Date: July 24, 2016 08:39PM

FrankR. Wrote:
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> Wrong. Anyway, if that's all you got just stay off this forum, son.

Looks like you misspelled your own name, you hopeless dumbfuck. And besides, making you look completely stupid is so much fun and no work at all. I'll be back often. LOL!

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Re: Cults of Fairfax County
Posted by: Hahahaha! ()
Date: July 24, 2016 08:45PM

Democrats are a Cult Wrote:
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> I hope Trump wins this fall. In fact, I pray for that.

Remember: Nothing Fails Like Prayer!

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Re: Cults of Fairfax County
Posted by: Hohohoho! ()
Date: July 24, 2016 08:52PM

Hahahaha! Wrote:
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> Democrats are a Cult Wrote:
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> > I hope Trump wins this fall. In fact, I pray for
> that.
>
> Remember: Nothing Fails Like Prayer!


Except Assholes...

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Re: Cults of Fairfax County
Posted by: Hahahaha! ()
Date: July 24, 2016 09:23PM

No, assholes have a much better record than prayer. Look at the election of George W Bush for all the evidence you'd ever need!

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Re: Cults of Fairfax County
Posted by: Young People In Springtime ()
Date: July 24, 2016 11:37PM

Going to Great Falls, Teens about to graduate . With boyfriends or girlfriends..That's been a long time "Cult" Like Thing in Nova, as well as heading to Occoquan or Burke Lake park,Lake Accotink , renting a jon boat, rowing out for a ride. The "Same as it ever Was" .. over 40 years ago now when I graduated from high school..and further back then that..

DAJAX

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Re: Cults of Fairfax County
Posted by: Hohohoho! ()
Date: July 24, 2016 11:42PM

Hahahaha! Wrote:
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> No, assholes have a much better record than
> prayer. Look at the election of George W Bush for
> all the evidence you'd ever need!


Assholes... are always full of shit.

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Re: Cults of Fairfax County
Posted by: Diana_Didn't_Do_It_2014 ()
Date: July 24, 2016 11:59PM

Fox News Wrote:
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> What cults exist in Fairfax County?

Unitarian Universalist congregations.
http://www.uua.org

To call them a church is misleading. One can have nearly any spiritual belief and be welcome. The litmus test is one must be reliably "progressive." They're the Sunday morning caucus of the local Democratic Party. A political organization masquerading as a church.

Similar to calling Islam a religion. For Muslims, within its Five Pillars, it is a religion. For the rest of us, it's a political-legal-cultural ideology that intends to conquer all of us for Allah,that has had 1400 years to perfect its game.

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