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Colbert Report Rips on FCPS - Oakton Drug Bust
Posted by: Lurker. ()
Date: August 04, 2009 08:57PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/04/2009 09:03PM by Lurker..

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Re: Daily Show Rips on FCPS - Oakton Drug Bust
Posted by: P-Rob ()
Date: August 04, 2009 09:00PM

That's the Colbert Report not the Daily Show. But yeah, I saw this last night and wasn't paying much attention until they showed a copy of the paper recommending suspension and recognized the FCPS symbol thing in the corner. Funny stuff.

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Re: Colbert Report Rips on FCPS - Oakton Drug Bust
Posted by: Annon ()
Date: August 04, 2009 09:19PM

She's hot, I wonder which kid gets to bone her so that she needs the birth control.

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Re: Colbert Report Rips on FCPS - Oakton Drug Bust
Posted by: haha ()
Date: August 04, 2009 09:35PM

Pretty funny. I love how they made the connection to heroin. Just coincidence, or did the Colbert Report people know about FCPS and the heroin problem?

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Re: Colbert Report Rips on FCPS - Oakton Drug Bust
Posted by: No. ()
Date: August 04, 2009 10:47PM

<Just coincidence, or did the Colbert Report people know about FCPS and the heroin problem?




FCPS doesn't have a heroin problem just because there was a bust in Centreville. Centreville has a herion problem.

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Re: Colbert Report Rips on FCPS - Oakton Drug Bust
Posted by: Eastsider ()
Date: August 04, 2009 10:53PM

Seems like a pretty chill mom.

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Re: Colbert Report Rips on FCPS - Oakton Drug Bust
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: August 04, 2009 11:00PM

You know that any mom that puts her highschooler on the pill is fulling expecting her to love the dick from an early age...

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Re: Colbert Report Rips on FCPS - Oakton Drug Bust
Posted by: fairfaxdude ()
Date: August 04, 2009 11:08PM

oaktonmom, was that YOU? Nice trampoline, btw....

______________________________________________
I have had to change the addresses to my retaliatory blogs over half a dozen times.

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Re: Colbert Report Rips on FCPS - Oakton Drug Bust
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: August 04, 2009 11:18PM

ITRADE Wrote:
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> You know that any mom that puts her highschooler
> on the pill is fulling expecting her to love the
> dick from an early age...


I hope you do realize that Birth Control pills can and often do serve multiple purposes (Aside from the obvious). Sometimes they are prescribed as remedies for certain conditions, which have no direct relation towards preventing pregnancy.

Also, that school official must have been taken out of context, because you are in fact allowed prescription medication on campus. It usually has to be registered with the nurse though (At least in my experience).

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Re: Colbert Report Rips on FCPS - Oakton Drug Bust
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 04, 2009 11:24PM

yeah but anti anxiety and ant depressants are way different than birth control and heroin.

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Re: Colbert Report Rips on FCPS - Oakton Drug Bust
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: August 04, 2009 11:32PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> yeah but anti anxiety and ant depressants are way
> different than birth control and heroin.


I dunno, have Birth Control medications ever caused people to go on murderous and/or suicidal rampages like Anti-Depressants? Or have they prevented it lol?

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Re: Colbert Report Rips on FCPS - Oakton Drug Bust
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 04, 2009 11:33PM

they do when the boyfriend finds out the bitch skipped one!

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Re: Colbert Report Rips on FCPS - Oakton Drug Bust
Posted by: Eastsider ()
Date: August 04, 2009 11:44PM

I thought the FCPS rule is that you can have prescription medication on campus, but it has to be stored at the clinic and dispensed by the nurse/clinician.

It would be pretty embarrassing to have to go to the clinic every day to take your birth control pill. What girl is going to want to do that?

Let's be reasonable--a high school student should be responsible enough to dispense legitimate medication. FCPS should change the policy. If you want, you could increase the penalties for dispensing the medication to other students.

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Re: Colbert Report Rips on FCPS - Oakton Drug Bust
Posted by: Thurston Moore ()
Date: August 05, 2009 12:01AM

ITRADE Wrote:
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> You know that any mom that puts her highschooler
> on the pill is fulling expecting her to love the
> dick from an early age...


But is there anything wrong with that? Religious beliefs aside. Don't forget, other people have other views about morality, and morality is an elastic thing.

If the parents are open and honest about sex and sexuality, and they trust their daughter to make good decisions, then putting her on the pill is just a good preventive measure to avoid unwanted pregnancy.

Hell, a lot of German girls go on the pill as soon as they begin menstruating. But they also enjoy topless sunbathing and swimming naked in public swimming pools. (gotta love hotel swimming pools in Germany!)

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Re: Colbert Report Rips on FCPS - Oakton Drug Bust
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: August 05, 2009 06:15AM

We know what she does in her spare time.

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Re: Colbert Report Rips on FCPS - Oakton Drug Bust
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: August 05, 2009 07:28AM

That looks like a girl who enjoys a solid fisting.

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Re: Colbert Report Rips on FCPS - Oakton Drug Bust
Posted by: RESton Peace ()
Date: August 05, 2009 08:14AM

Now now... you can't really tell a girl who likes a solid fisting from one who likes a messy one.

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Re: Colbert Report Rips on FCPS - Oakton Drug Bust
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: August 05, 2009 08:36AM

RESton Peace Wrote:
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> Now now... you can't really tell a girl who likes
> a solid fisting from one who likes a messy one.

Where's Inkahootz? He knows all about fisting high-school chicks.

Inky, does this girl prefer solid or messy?

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Re: Colbert Report Rips on FCPS - Oakton Drug Bust
Posted by: drunk hobo ()
Date: August 05, 2009 08:45AM

Why couldn't she just take it before she went to school? You have to take it at the same time every day, once a day, so why not at 7 am when she gets up, like the rest of america does?

It's school policy like this that makes me wonder, WWTSD - What Would Trebor Snika Do?

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Re: Colbert Report Rips on FCPS - Oakton Drug Bust
Posted by: JayBee ()
Date: August 05, 2009 08:46AM

PackLeader:
"I dunno, have Birth Control medications ever caused people to go on murderous and/or suicidal rampages like Anti-Depressants? "

Please explain...

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Re: Colbert Report Rips on FCPS - Oakton Drug Bust
Posted by: disgraceful ()
Date: August 05, 2009 09:27AM

Yet another black eye for this school district thanks to the "leadership" of Dale and our School Board.

FCPS allocates millions of dollars to the senseless zero tolerance practices which benefit NOBODY. No school district can stop a kid from doing a Columbine attack on their school and ZT will NEVER address those safety fears.

Let's focus our energy and time on prevention programs for pregnancy, gangs and drugs for goodness sake. Criminalizing a student for exercising responsible birth control practices is disgraceful.

I am sick and tired of reading about this school district's antics and missteps. Time for new leadership.

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Re: Colbert Report Rips on FCPS - Oakton Drug Bust
Posted by: Take the pill at home ()
Date: August 05, 2009 10:15AM

Yes, she can and should take the pill at home.

Problem solved. Oh wait, then she could not show off to her peers.

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Re: Colbert Report Rips on FCPS - Oakton Drug Bust
Posted by: that goes for Gatehouse too ()
Date: August 05, 2009 10:23AM

All those working at Gatehouse who are popping their Xanax and anti-depressants better be taking their pills at home also.

Oh wait, then they can't show off to their co-workers how positively inept, incompetent and insecure they are.

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Re: Colbert Report Rips on FCPS - Oakton Drug Bust
Posted by: Pony ()
Date: August 05, 2009 11:04AM

Jack Dale's nazi brownshirts are a national disgrace. That's now the Washington Post, the New York Times, and a national TV show that have humiliated Fairfax County rsidents by fully displaying the horror show that is the FCPS system.
Jack Dale Needs To Stay! rofl

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Re: Colbert Report Rips on FCPS - Oakton Drug Bust
Posted by: buster ()
Date: August 05, 2009 11:33AM

"BURTNER ","SHARON ","P","047"," 12035","WAPLES MILL ","RD","OAKTON ","VA","10/27/2005","SPEEDING AT SCHOOL CROSSINGS "
"BURTNER ","SHARON ","P","047"," 12035","WAPLES MILL ","RD","OAKTON ","VA","10/27/2005","SPEEDING AT SCHOOL CROSSINGS "

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Re: Colbert Report Rips on FCPS - Oakton Drug Bust
Posted by: Been there, done that ()
Date: August 05, 2009 11:52AM

Actually, the problem here is the state law that mandates a recommendation for expulsion for anyone posessing a "controlled substance," and then defers to the federal definition of "controlled substance" which includes any prescription medication. Result: Posession of birth control pills becomes a potentially expellable offense with a bunch of required actions by principals, staff and the School Board.

The School Board does plenty of dumb things, but I'm not certain following the law (as dumb as it may be) should be considered one of them.

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Re: Colbert Report Rips on FCPS - Oakton Drug Bust
Posted by: heroin ()
Date: August 05, 2009 12:48PM

No. Wrote:
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> people know about FCPS and the heroin problem?
>
>
>
>
> FCPS doesn't have a heroin problem just because
> there was a bust in Centreville. Centreville has a
> herion problem.



And all of the kids in the bust attended Fairfax County Public Schools. DUH!

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Re: Colbert Report Rips on FCPS - Oakton Drug Bust
Posted by: NoZero ()
Date: August 05, 2009 01:49PM

Actually, this girl DID NOT get expelled or removed from Oakton, she was merely suspended for 10 days. For breaking the drug rule every day. I guess going to the papers and on tv is the way to win. There are other kids out there who've remained quiet and been punished far too long for lesser infractions.

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Re: Colbert Report Rips on FCPS - Oakton Drug Bust
Posted by: illeagle ()
Date: August 05, 2009 02:02PM

NoZero Wrote:
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> Actually, this girl DID NOT get expelled or
> removed from Oakton, she was merely suspended for
> 10 days. For breaking the drug rule every day. I
> guess going to the papers and on tv is the way to
> win. There are other kids out there who've
> remained quiet and been punished far too long for
> lesser infractions.


but...but... she's pretty...and an athlete. the same rules shouldn't apply!

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Re: Colbert Report Rips on FCPS - Oakton Drug Bust
Posted by: Bingo ()
Date: August 05, 2009 02:14PM

I think we covered everything in the standard Pavlovian response to any FCPS post:

Jack Dale
Brownshirts
Nazi's
Gatehouse 2
Zero Tolerance
Washington Post
Time for a change
Drugs
Disgrace

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Re: Colbert Report Rips on FCPS - Oakton Drug Bust
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: August 05, 2009 02:20PM

Whatever happened to people "shaking their fist in anger?" That used to be a big thing when it came to outrage...

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Re: Colbert Report Rips on FCPS - Oakton Drug Bust
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 05, 2009 02:58PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Whatever happened to people "shaking their fist in
> anger?" That used to be a big thing when it came
> to outrage...


According to this forum, people use their fists in other ways.

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Re: Colbert Report Rips on FCPS - Oakton Drug Bust
Posted by: confusing language ()
Date: August 05, 2009 04:16PM

I read the Students Rights and Responsibilities Book and the section pertaining to prescription drugs (page 21). Someone help out here-

It refers to "any prescription medication not prescribed to the student" and it
refers to "violations involving distributing and manufacturing prescription drugs", but I do not see where it a violation to take a pill that is prescribed to you.

Anyone more familiar with the document?

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Re: Colbert Report Rips on FCPS - Oakton Drug Bust
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: August 05, 2009 06:15PM

confusing language Wrote:
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> I read the Students Rights and Responsibilities
> Book and the section pertaining to prescription
> drugs (page 21). Someone help out here-
>
> It refers to "any prescription medication not
> prescribed to the student" and it
> refers to "violations involving distributing and
> manufacturing prescription drugs", but I do not
> see where it a violation to take a pill that is
> prescribed to you.
>
> Anyone more familiar with the document?


That is the truth. You are allowed your own prescriptions, but you can get in trouble for handing out medicine to others (Even if it's an Over-The-Counter Medication).

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Re: Colbert Report Rips on FCPS - Oakton Drug Bust
Posted by: sheknewshewaswrong ()
Date: August 05, 2009 06:37PM

"Possession of a controlled substance,....shall result in a ten-day suspension from school and recommendation for expulsion". It is a controlled substance. She knew she was wrong and admitted it. " I broke the rule, but I am a good kid" She had been sneaking it every day since September. WHY did she have to take the pill during school. She signed the student handbook and so did her mother. I want to know what happens to the next kid that does this. Are they adding a new clause pertaining to this in the Student responsibilites and rights handbook, or should we just keep spending thousands of dollars that we do not have and send them all thru to the hearings office.

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Re: Colbert Report Rips on FCPS - Oakton Drug Bust
Posted by: no brainer ()
Date: August 05, 2009 06:47PM

you need to bring your preccription drugs to the nurse for dispensing...its not rocket science..She is a junior in High school, her mother is an adult, does she not understand that rule?? Every Sept. they send home that information. Everyone knows this rule,its the same rule since they were 5 years old.

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Re: Colbert Report Rips on FCPS - Oakton Drug Bust
Posted by: Vince(1) ()
Date: August 05, 2009 07:02PM

In general all zero-tolerance rules are ridiculous.

Registered Voter...a Big talking coward..big man on FFXU...little man in life.

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Re: Colbert Report Rips on FCPS - Oakton Drug Bust
Posted by: Pingo ()
Date: August 05, 2009 08:06PM

As predictable as Pavlov's doggie, some ignorant FCPS ass-kissers come one with their usual laundry list"

Jack Dale is wonderful
FCPS discipline policy is competely fair
FCPS discipline officers are decent human beings
Gatehouse 2 is a great deal
Zero Tolerance is the best thing since sliced bread
Washington Post is evil for publishing negative stories about FCPS
Evreything must stay exactly as it is


What a crock of shit

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Re: Colbert Report Rips on FCPS - Oakton Drug Bust
Posted by: Music Master ()
Date: August 05, 2009 08:08PM

This chic shoulda been suspended, but cuz she's a whore, not cuz of the drug thing.

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Re: Colbert Report Rips on FCPS - Oakton Drug Bust
Posted by: luckygirl ()
Date: August 06, 2009 09:15AM

What the video doesn't show is the outcome.. this girl was back in school after 10 days...no expulsion and not sent to an alternative school and now on national TV....this is not going to stop anyone from breaking the rules.....NOw she's a movie star!!

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Re: Colbert Report Rips on FCPS - Oakton Drug Bust
Posted by: whistleblower ()
Date: August 06, 2009 12:27PM

funny thing about it is the fact that the school could never bust her pot selling boy toy.. that kid always had some dankity dank.

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Re: Colbert Report Rips on FCPS - Oakton Drug Bust
Posted by: Botswana ()
Date: August 06, 2009 08:09PM

A whore and her dope-dealer boyfriend. How cute.

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Re: Colbert Report Rips on FCPS - Oakton Drug Bust
Posted by: wow ()
Date: August 12, 2009 05:58PM

mom must be so proud of her innocent little girl

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Re: Colbert Report Rips on FCPS - Oakton Drug Bust
Posted by: wonder ()
Date: August 16, 2009 11:08AM

I wonder if FCPS school board has seen this

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Re: Colbert Report Rips on FCPS - Oakton Drug Bust
Posted by: billbob ()
Date: August 19, 2009 06:50PM

this is why fairfax county has a bad school system.the only job the school system has is to teach.anything else is none of there business.

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Re: Colbert Report Rips on FCPS - Oakton Drug Bust
Posted by: Mofo ()
Date: August 19, 2009 07:07PM

Police state gone wild, yet the one of the highest rates of crime and the highest addiction rates in the world.

Didn't some girl get strip searched over having aspirin in school a while ago?

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Re: Colbert Report Rips on FCPS - Oakton Drug Bust
Posted by: yeah ()
Date: August 24, 2009 06:23AM

yeah she did...this girls an idiot

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Re: Colbert Report Rips on FCPS - Oakton Drug Bust
Posted by: Devotee ()
Date: August 24, 2009 04:33PM

Stephen Colbert is hot!

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