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Can Fairfax Sheriff's write / issue tickets such as speeding, etc..?
Posted by: antiLAW ()
Date: May 24, 2016 02:25PM

just wondering

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Re: Can Fairfax Sheriff's write / issue tickets such as speeding, etc..?
Posted by: uh-huh ()
Date: May 24, 2016 02:49PM

sure can

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Re: Can Fairfax Sheriff's write / issue tickets such as speeding, etc..?
Posted by: old ()
Date: May 24, 2016 03:19PM

uh-huh Wrote:
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> sure can


Yep, but you probably have to be acting like a complete asshole behind the wheel. They have other things they are supposed to be doing.

When I was a kid many years ago, I royally pissed off a FCPD detective in an unmarked car. He stopped me and gave me a ticket. Before he let me go, he told me that he hadn't pulled a car over for a traffic offense in over 10 years! LOL

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Re: Can Fairfax Sheriff's write / issue tickets such as speeding, etc..?
Posted by: Fingers ()
Date: May 24, 2016 03:28PM

Come on and tell us, what did you do to piss him off?

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Re: Can Fairfax Sheriff's write / issue tickets such as speeding, etc..?
Posted by: speed racer ()
Date: May 24, 2016 03:41PM

I once was heading south on Shirley Hwy near Shirlington when some asshole blows by me like I'm standing still.

Car was a blacked out (windows, etc.). I figured the three or four guys in the car were Secret Service or something.

Pissed me off so I down-shifted my 700 cc NightHawk S and got right up on their ass in a blink of an eye.

Must have pissed THEM off because they turn on the blue lights thinking I would back off...wrong !

Figured they had no jurisdiction so I swung around them , gave them the finger and blew them off.

They never caught up.

Felt great.

Those were the days.
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Re: Can Fairfax Sheriff's write / issue tickets such as speeding, etc..?
Posted by: Repetitive Truth ()
Date: May 24, 2016 05:35PM

The Sheriff and his/her Deputies have original law-enforcement duties in the Commonwealth of Virginia for each of the respective jurisdictions. And there's a little overlap.

The law of Virginia allows for the establishment of local police departments/constabularies.

Anyway, if you don't want a ticket, don't break the law.

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Re: Can Fairfax Sheriff's write / issue tickets such as speeding, etc..?
Posted by: sealed envelope ()
Date: May 24, 2016 06:08PM

speed racer Wrote:
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> I once was heading south on Shirley Hwy near
> Shirlington when some asshole blows by me like I'm
> standing still.
>
> Car was a blacked out (windows, etc.). I figured
> the three or four guys in the car were Secret
> Service or something.
>
> Pissed me off so I down-shifted my 700 cc
> NightHawk S and got right up on their ass in a
> blink of an eye.
>
> Must have pissed THEM off because they turn on the
> blue lights thinking I would back off...wrong !
>
> Figured they had no jurisdiction so I swung around
> them , gave them the finger and blew them off.
>
> They never caught up.
>
> Felt great.
>
> Those were the days.

That was a lovely story. Go fuck yourself.

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Re: Can Fairfax Sheriff's write / issue tickets such as speeding, etc..?
Posted by: Former deputy ()
Date: May 24, 2016 06:26PM

antiLAW Wrote:
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> just wondering


Yes they can issue a ticket anywhere in the state of Virginia. I wrote a few coming back from a prisoner transfer. It was cool to write one in a far away county because you often got to go appear in court that day. It would suck when the ticket got pre-paid and messed up my little road trip.

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Re: Can Fairfax Sheriff's write / issue tickets such as speeding, etc..?
Date: May 24, 2016 06:30PM

Dear OP: Every time someone uses an apostrophe to make a word plural a puppy dies.

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Re: Can Fairfax Sheriff's write / issue tickets such as speeding, etc..?
Posted by: I Would Not Be Proud ()
Date: May 24, 2016 07:36PM

old Wrote:
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> uh-huh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > sure can
>
>
> Yep, but you probably have to be acting like a
> complete asshole behind the wheel. They have
> other things they are supposed to be doing.
>
> When I was a kid many years ago, I royally pissed
> off a FCPD detective in an unmarked car. He
> stopped me and gave me a ticket. Before he let me
> go, he told me that he hadn't pulled a car over
> for a traffic offense in over 10 years! LOL

Let me take a wild guess. You are either Asian or another foreign race??

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Re: Can Fairfax Sheriff's write / issue tickets such as speeding, etc..?
Posted by: Greybeard ()
Date: May 24, 2016 08:18PM

speed racer Wrote:
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> I once was heading south on Shirley Hwy near
> Shirlington when some asshole blows by me like I'm
> standing still.
>
> Car was a blacked out (windows, etc.). I figured
> the three or four guys in the car were Secret
> Service or something.
>
> Pissed me off so I down-shifted my 700 cc
> NightHawk S and got right up on their ass in a
> blink of an eye.
>
> Must have pissed THEM off because they turn on the
> blue lights thinking I would back off...wrong !
>
> Figured they had no jurisdiction so I swung around
> them , gave them the finger and blew them off.
>
> They never caught up.
>
> Felt great.
>
> Those were the days.

On a 700 Shithawk? They weren't trying.

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Re: Can Fairfax Sheriff's write / issue tickets such as speeding, etc..?
Posted by: Lmvhn ()
Date: May 24, 2016 09:56PM

speed racer Wrote:
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> I once was heading south on Shirley Hwy near
> Shirlington when some asshole blows by me like I'm
> standing still.
>
> Car was a blacked out (windows, etc.). I figured
> the three or four guys in the car were Secret
> Service or something.
>
> Pissed me off so I down-shifted my 700 cc
> NightHawk S and got right up on their ass in a
> blink of an eye.
>
> Must have pissed THEM off because they turn on the
> blue lights thinking I would back off...wrong !
>
> Figured they had no jurisdiction so I swung around
> them , gave them the finger and blew them off.
>
> They never caught up.
>
> Felt great.
>
> Those were the days.

Hoping you die a painful death on that piece of shit.

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Re: Can Fairfax Sheriff's write / issue tickets such as speeding, etc..?
Posted by: old ()
Date: May 25, 2016 10:32AM

I Would Not Be Proud Wrote:
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> old Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > uh-huh Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > sure can
> >
> >
> > Yep, but you probably have to be acting like a
> > complete asshole behind the wheel. They have
> > other things they are supposed to be doing.
> >
> > When I was a kid many years ago, I royally
> pissed
> > off a FCPD detective in an unmarked car. He
> > stopped me and gave me a ticket. Before he let
> me
> > go, he told me that he hadn't pulled a car over
> > for a traffic offense in over 10 years! LOL
>
> Let me take a wild guess. You are either Asian or
> another foreign race??


Nope, this happened in 1970. WAY before the foreign invasion.

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