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How can I get Tickets to the Democratic Inauguration Balls
Posted by: Tickets? ()
Date: May 03, 2016 09:36PM

How do you get tickets to the big inauguration balls around the area? Does anybody have any advice or links?

I'm assuming I'll have to know somebody in Hillaries campaign or high up in the Democratic party?

What if I throw some cash at it?

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Re: How can I get Tickets to the Democratic Inauguration Balls
Posted by: TimmyTrump ()
Date: May 03, 2016 09:56PM

Hey dumbass, there won't be any Hillary inaugural balls, only Trump ones.

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Re: How can I get Tickets to the Democratic Inauguration Balls
Posted by: Pimp Willy ()
Date: May 03, 2016 10:04PM

Hillary's a whore, so throwing some cash should work.

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Re: How can I get Tickets to the Democratic Inauguration Balls
Posted by: Hilldog-the criminal cunt ()
Date: May 03, 2016 10:10PM

Sorry chief, kinda hard to become POTUS when you're in jail.

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Re: How can I get Tickets to the Democratic Inauguration Balls
Posted by: ProudIVotedTrump ()
Date: May 03, 2016 10:12PM

It's way too early to be thinking about your 2020 schedule. And you most likely won't need to be worrying about any Democrat inaugurations for at least 16 more years anyway.

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Re: How can I get Tickets to the Democratic Inauguration Balls
Posted by: Hillary Second Term ()
Date: May 03, 2016 10:17PM

ProudIVotedTrump Wrote:
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> It's way too early to be thinking about your 2020
> schedule. And you most likely won't need to be
> worrying about any Democrat inaugurations for at
> least 16 more years anyway.

Interesting, I didn't think about a possible Hillary second term. Very likely and good idea to setup my portfolio for that.

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Re: How can I get Tickets to the Democratic Inauguration Balls
Posted by: ProudIVotedTrump ()
Date: May 03, 2016 10:23PM

If I was Trump's campaign manager, I would have him start every rally by holding up a pair of handcuffs and saying..."Hillary...we're coming for you!!"

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Re: How can I get Tickets to the Democratic Inauguration Balls
Posted by: Xxxbbbbbbb ()
Date: May 03, 2016 10:53PM

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Re: How can I get Tickets to the Democratic Inauguration Balls
Posted by: Hilldog-the criminal cunt ()
Date: May 03, 2016 10:56PM

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Re: How can I get Tickets to the Democratic Inauguration Balls
Posted by: shop vac pajama boy ()
Date: May 04, 2016 12:04AM

Smoke peters, two at a time if you want to impress your dear leaders, they notice shit like that

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Re: How can I get Tickets to the Democratic Inauguration Balls
Posted by: Jessie ()
Date: May 04, 2016 12:59AM

No problem I'll get u in.
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Re: How can I get Tickets to the Democratic Inauguration Balls
Posted by: Quadfecta ()
Date: May 04, 2016 01:16AM

Contact Connolly's office and claim to be a transgendered Muslim illegal who's in the postal worker's union.

It's a lock.

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Re: How can I get Tickets to the Democratic Inauguration Balls
Posted by: U Wot M8? ()
Date: May 04, 2016 02:14AM

TimmyTrump Wrote:
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> Hey dumbass, there won't be any Hillary inaugural
> balls, only Trump ones.
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Re: How can I get Tickets to the Democratic Inauguration Balls
Posted by: Hillary C ()
Date: May 05, 2016 12:19AM

Bill has the democratic balls. At least that's what Monica told me years ago. I have to take her word for it as I haven't seen balls since I got too fat to see my feet. But really, What does it matter?

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Re: How can I get Tickets to the Democratic Inauguration Balls
Posted by: Jy6ex ()
Date: May 05, 2016 04:56PM

Jy6ex

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Re: How can I get Tickets to the Democratic Inauguration Balls
Date: May 05, 2016 05:00PM

You can go anywhere.

Trump tickets would only be for sale in the Infostormer shack.

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