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People with large penises going into Fairfax Home Depot
Posted by:
Vulva Boy
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Date: April 24, 2016 05:16PM
WTF is up with this. I was at the check out this afternoon, and the guy in front of me had a raging hard-on that must have been 11 inches. Then in the plumbing aisle these 2 guys come walking towards me, and they both had large rock hard penises. Did I miss something? Was it take your large hard penis to home depot day?
Re: People with large penises going into Fairfax Home Depot
Posted by:
Whiteknight
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Date: April 24, 2016 05:25PM
Vulva Boy Wrote:
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> WTF is up with this. I was at the check out this
> afternoon, and the guy in front of me had a raging
> hard-on that must have been 11 inches. Then in the
> plumbing aisle these 2 guys come walking towards
> me, and they both had large rock hard penises. Did
> I miss something? Was it take your large hard
> penis to home depot day?
Was it a nigger anon?
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> WTF is up with this. I was at the check out this
> afternoon, and the guy in front of me had a raging
> hard-on that must have been 11 inches. Then in the
> plumbing aisle these 2 guys come walking towards
> me, and they both had large rock hard penises. Did
> I miss something? Was it take your large hard
> penis to home depot day?
Was it a nigger anon?
Re: People with large penises going into Fairfax Home Depot
Posted by:
Derp.
()
Date: April 24, 2016 05:49PM
Someone notify the "ladies" at DC Urban mommy. They are always looking for strange.
Hell, most of their cukcold husbands would get off watching.
Hell, most of their cukcold husbands would get off watching.
Re: People with large penises going into Fairfax Home Depot
Posted by:
Hey Girls
()
Date: April 24, 2016 05:53PM
Derp. Wrote:
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> Someone notify the "ladies" at DC Urban mommy.
> They are always looking for strange.
>
>
> Hell, most of their cukcold husbands would get off
> watching.
The OP is a immature idiot, but it is shit posts like this that drive those cunts crazy.
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> Someone notify the "ladies" at DC Urban mommy.
> They are always looking for strange.
>
>
> Hell, most of their cukcold husbands would get off
> watching.
The OP is a immature idiot, but it is shit posts like this that drive those cunts crazy.
Re: People with large penises going into Fairfax Home Depot
Posted by:
nahhhh
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Date: April 24, 2016 05:56PM
Those ain't dicks in their pants. They're shoplifting.
Re: People with large penises going into Fairfax Home Depot
Posted by:
....
()
Date: April 24, 2016 05:57PM
Hey Girls Wrote:
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> Derp. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Someone notify the "ladies" at DC Urban mommy.
> > They are always looking for strange.
> >
> >
> > Hell, most of their cukcold husbands would get
> off
> > watching.
>
> The OP is a immature idiot, but it is shit posts
> like this that drive those cunts crazy.
You don't know too many leftist/SJW women, do you?
They absolutely love it when a buck negro "harasses" them on the metro. We're talking panty wetting.
And their cuckold SJW husbands wet their panties too.
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> Derp. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Someone notify the "ladies" at DC Urban mommy.
> > They are always looking for strange.
> >
> >
> > Hell, most of their cukcold husbands would get
> off
> > watching.
>
> The OP is a immature idiot, but it is shit posts
> like this that drive those cunts crazy.
You don't know too many leftist/SJW women, do you?
They absolutely love it when a buck negro "harasses" them on the metro. We're talking panty wetting.
And their cuckold SJW husbands wet their panties too.
Re: People with large penises going into Fairfax Home Depot
Posted by:
- dA rEaL fArTiAn -
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Date: April 24, 2016 05:57PM
Which one? Price Club Plaza (bring back Builders Square!) or Fairfax Circle?
But in reality, they were all watching a marathon of movies starring Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez, and other top models in the break room. Sounds fun.
But in reality, they were all watching a marathon of movies starring Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez, and other top models in the break room. Sounds fun.
Re: People with large penises going into Fairfax Home Depot
Posted by:
Nisse
()
Date: April 24, 2016 08:32PM
- dA rEaL fArTiAn - Wrote:
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> Which one? Price Club Plaza (bring back Builders
> Square!) or Fairfax Circle?
>
> But in reality, they were all watching a marathon
> of movies starring Katy Perry, Taylor Swift,
> Selena Gomez, and other top models in the break
> room. Sounds fun.
Let me handle the Selena threads.
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> Which one? Price Club Plaza (bring back Builders
> Square!) or Fairfax Circle?
>
> But in reality, they were all watching a marathon
> of movies starring Katy Perry, Taylor Swift,
> Selena Gomez, and other top models in the break
> room. Sounds fun.
Let me handle the Selena threads.
Re: People with large penises going into Fairfax Home Depot
Posted by:
Jambes Marks
()
Date: April 24, 2016 08:33PM
Makes my mouth water!!!
Re: People with large penises going into Fairfax Home Depot
Posted by:
BEN BANNED
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Date: April 24, 2016 08:39PM
Jambes Marks Wrote:
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> Makes my mouth water!!!
FIGURES YOU WOULD SAY THAT, HEBE. :schlomo:
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> Makes my mouth water!!!
FIGURES YOU WOULD SAY THAT, HEBE. :schlomo:
Re: People with large penises going into Fairfax Home Depot
Posted by:
Jambes Marks
()
Date: April 24, 2016 08:44PM
BEN BANNED Wrote:
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> Jambes Marks Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Makes my mouth water!!!
> FIGURES YOU WOULD SAY THAT, HEBE. :schlomo:
Don't worry, bitch. Enough miles of cock for your holes, too!
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> Jambes Marks Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Makes my mouth water!!!
> FIGURES YOU WOULD SAY THAT, HEBE. :schlomo:
Don't worry, bitch. Enough miles of cock for your holes, too!
Re: People with large penises going into Fairfax Home Depot
Posted by:
Tjt6p
()
Date: April 25, 2016 10:21AM
nahhhh Wrote:
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> Those ain't dicks in their pants. They're
> shoplifting.
+1
cashier fired
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> Those ain't dicks in their pants. They're
> shoplifting.
+1
cashier fired
Re: People with large penises going into Fairfax Home Depot
Posted by:
Ync47
()
Date: April 25, 2016 11:36AM
I'd rather ask why the OP is so busy checking out other men's junk.
Re: People with large penises going into Fairfax Home Depot
Posted by:
Darling Husband
()
Date: April 25, 2016 11:50AM
Derp. Wrote:
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> Someone notify the "ladies" at DC Urban mommy.
> They are always looking for strange.
>
>
> Hell, most of their cukcold husbands would get off
> watching.
LOL
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> Someone notify the "ladies" at DC Urban mommy.
> They are always looking for strange.
>
>
> Hell, most of their cukcold husbands would get off
> watching.
LOL
Re: People with large penises going into Fairfax Home Depot
Posted by:
Carl.the.Cuck.
()
Date: April 25, 2016 11:54AM
Yep
Attachments:
Attachments:
Re: People with large penises going into Fairfax Home Depot
Posted by:
-0`ujk
()
Date: April 25, 2016 12:38PM
Sale on Viagra last week. Must have raised the dosage per pill...
Re: People with large penises going into Fairfax Home Depot
Posted by:
Yes
()
Date: April 25, 2016 08:51PM
Vulva Boy Wrote:
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> WTF is up with this. I was at the check out this
> afternoon, and the guy in front of me had a raging
> hard-on that must have been 11 inches. Then in the
> plumbing aisle these 2 guys come walking towards
> me, and they both had large rock hard penises. Did
> I miss something? Was it take your large hard
> penis to home depot day?
If you are on the Home Depot Large Penis email list they tell you what days in each month they has discounts for large penises.
When you signup on the Home Depot email list make sure you put "large penis" in the subject line and attach a picture of your penis.
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> WTF is up with this. I was at the check out this
> afternoon, and the guy in front of me had a raging
> hard-on that must have been 11 inches. Then in the
> plumbing aisle these 2 guys come walking towards
> me, and they both had large rock hard penises. Did
> I miss something? Was it take your large hard
> penis to home depot day?
If you are on the Home Depot Large Penis email list they tell you what days in each month they has discounts for large penises.
When you signup on the Home Depot email list make sure you put "large penis" in the subject line and attach a picture of your penis.
Re: People with large penises going into Fairfax Home Depot
Posted by:
Chuckles galore
()
Date: April 26, 2016 02:42AM
Those ain't dicks in their pants. They're shoplifting~~~~
That is so funny AND you are probably right.
That is so funny AND you are probably right.
Re: People with large penises going into Fairfax Home Depot
Posted by:
Laugh out loud funny
()
Date: April 26, 2016 02:59PM
Vulva Boy Wrote:
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> WTF is up with this. I was at the check out this
> afternoon, and the guy in front of me had a raging
> hard-on that must have been 11 inches. Then in the
> plumbing aisle these 2 guys come walking towards
> me, and they both had large rock hard penises. Did
> I miss something? Was it take your large hard
> penis to home depot day?
This is some stupid, but funny stuff. I laughed out loud.
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> WTF is up with this. I was at the check out this
> afternoon, and the guy in front of me had a raging
> hard-on that must have been 11 inches. Then in the
> plumbing aisle these 2 guys come walking towards
> me, and they both had large rock hard penises. Did
> I miss something? Was it take your large hard
> penis to home depot day?
This is some stupid, but funny stuff. I laughed out loud.
Re: People with large penises going into Fairfax Home Depot
Posted by:
put a leash on it
()
Date: April 26, 2016 03:15PM
I keep my penis tethered.
Re: People with large penises going into Fairfax Home Depot
Posted by:
Ox Size
()
Date: April 29, 2016 10:47AM
put a leash on it Wrote:
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> I keep my penis tethered.
I need a harness.
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> I keep my penis tethered.
I need a harness.
Re: People with large penises going into Fairfax Home Depot
Posted by:
Home Depot Policy?
()
Date: April 29, 2016 11:30AM
Can men use the womens bathrooms at Home Depot? The Merrifield and Seven Corners Home Depots are both near a Target. The Merrifield Home Depot is not far from Gatehouse, so when the school board goes in there you would not want them to get confused.
Re: People with large penises going into Fairfax Home Depot
Posted by:
Toilet Tranee Trainee
()
Date: April 29, 2016 05:59PM
I believe they will sell them the materials needed to construct their own restroom.
Re: People with large penises going into Fairfax Home Depot
Posted by:
Donald the Cuck
()
Date: April 29, 2016 08:07PM
Carl.the.Cuck. Wrote:
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> Yep
Yep
Attachments:
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> Yep
Yep
Attachments:
Re: People with large penises going into Fairfax Home Depot
Posted by:
Transfer FCFD
()
Date: May 14, 2016 02:16PM
Donald the Cuck Wrote:
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> Carl.the.Cuck. Wrote:
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> > Yep
>
> Yep
I fear the Chief will not approve of the pics - Someone is going to get transferred.
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> Carl.the.Cuck. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yep
>
> Yep
I fear the Chief will not approve of the pics - Someone is going to get transferred.
Re: People with large penises going into Fairfax Home Depot
Posted by:
Tranny Andy
()
Date: June 18, 2016 09:04PM
Toilet Tranee Trainee Wrote:
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> I believe they will sell them the materials needed
> to construct their own restroom.
Transgender shoppers welcome?
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> I believe they will sell them the materials needed
> to construct their own restroom.
Transgender shoppers welcome?