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People with large penises going into Fairfax Home Depot
Posted by:
Vulva Boy
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Date: April 24, 2016 05:16PM
WTF is up with this. I was at the check out this afternoon, and the guy in front of me had a raging hard-on that must have been 11 inches. Then in the plumbing aisle these 2 guys come walking towards me, and they both had large rock hard penises. Did I miss something? Was it take your large hard penis to home depot day?
Vulva Boy Wrote:
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> WTF is up with this. I was at the check out this
> afternoon, and the guy in front of me had a raging
> hard-on that must have been 11 inches. Then in the
> plumbing aisle these 2 guys come walking towards
> me, and they both had large rock hard penises. Did
> I miss something? Was it take your large hard
> penis to home depot day?
Re: People with large penises going into Fairfax Home Depot
Posted by:
Hey Girls
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Date: April 24, 2016 05:53PM
Derp. Wrote:
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> Someone notify the "ladies" at DC Urban mommy.
> They are always looking for strange.
>
>
> Hell, most of their cukcold husbands would get off
> watching.
The OP is a immature idiot, but it is shit posts like this that drive those cunts crazy.
Re: People with large penises going into Fairfax Home Depot
Posted by:
....
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Date: April 24, 2016 05:57PM
Hey Girls Wrote:
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> Derp. Wrote:
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> -----
> > Someone notify the "ladies" at DC Urban mommy.
> > They are always looking for strange.
> >
> >
> > Hell, most of their cukcold husbands would get
> off
> > watching.
>
> The OP is a immature idiot, but it is shit posts
> like this that drive those cunts crazy.
You don't know too many leftist/SJW women, do you?
They absolutely love it when a buck negro "harasses" them on the metro. We're talking panty wetting.
And their cuckold SJW husbands wet their panties too.
Which one? Price Club Plaza (bring back Builders Square!) or Fairfax Circle?
But in reality, they were all watching a marathon of movies starring Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez, and other top models in the break room. Sounds fun.
Re: People with large penises going into Fairfax Home Depot
Posted by:
Nisse
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Date: April 24, 2016 08:32PM
- dA rEaL fArTiAn - Wrote:
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> Which one? Price Club Plaza (bring back Builders
> Square!) or Fairfax Circle?
>
> But in reality, they were all watching a marathon
> of movies starring Katy Perry, Taylor Swift,
> Selena Gomez, and other top models in the break
> room. Sounds fun.
Re: People with large penises going into Fairfax Home Depot
Posted by:
Jambes Marks
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Date: April 24, 2016 08:44PM
BEN BANNED Wrote:
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> Jambes Marks Wrote:
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> > Makes my mouth water!!!
> FIGURES YOU WOULD SAY THAT, HEBE. :schlomo:
Don't worry, bitch. Enough miles of cock for your holes, too!
Re: People with large penises going into Fairfax Home Depot
Posted by:
Darling Husband
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Date: April 25, 2016 11:50AM
Derp. Wrote:
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> Someone notify the "ladies" at DC Urban mommy.
> They are always looking for strange.
>
>
> Hell, most of their cukcold husbands would get off
> watching.
Re: People with large penises going into Fairfax Home Depot
Posted by:
Yes
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Date: April 25, 2016 08:51PM
Vulva Boy Wrote:
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> WTF is up with this. I was at the check out this
> afternoon, and the guy in front of me had a raging
> hard-on that must have been 11 inches. Then in the
> plumbing aisle these 2 guys come walking towards
> me, and they both had large rock hard penises. Did
> I miss something? Was it take your large hard
> penis to home depot day?
If you are on the Home Depot Large Penis email list they tell you what days in each month they has discounts for large penises.
When you signup on the Home Depot email list make sure you put "large penis" in the subject line and attach a picture of your penis.
Re: People with large penises going into Fairfax Home Depot
Posted by:
Laugh out loud funny
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Date: April 26, 2016 02:59PM
Vulva Boy Wrote:
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> WTF is up with this. I was at the check out this
> afternoon, and the guy in front of me had a raging
> hard-on that must have been 11 inches. Then in the
> plumbing aisle these 2 guys come walking towards
> me, and they both had large rock hard penises. Did
> I miss something? Was it take your large hard
> penis to home depot day?
This is some stupid, but funny stuff. I laughed out loud.
Re: People with large penises going into Fairfax Home Depot
Posted by:
Home Depot Policy?
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Date: April 29, 2016 11:30AM
Can men use the womens bathrooms at Home Depot? The Merrifield and Seven Corners Home Depots are both near a Target. The Merrifield Home Depot is not far from Gatehouse, so when the school board goes in there you would not want them to get confused.
Re: People with large penises going into Fairfax Home Depot
Posted by:
Tranny Andy
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Date: June 18, 2016 09:04PM
Toilet Tranee Trainee Wrote:
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> I believe they will sell them the materials needed
> to construct their own restroom.