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Why is there such a disproportionate amount of assholes in the DC area
Posted by:
Gappingasshole
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Date: April 12, 2016 06:24PM
Why did so many assholes settle on the DC area and why does it keep getting worse? God I hate you people!
Re: Why is there such a disproportionate amount of assholes in the DC area
Posted by:
Hug the asshole you love tonite
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Date: April 12, 2016 06:33PM
Because everyone is the most important person in the world. Starbucks and the deli department at Wegmans is the best places to go "Asshole Spotting".
Re: Why is there such a disproportionate amount of assholes in the DC area
Posted by:
wertytyu
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Date: April 12, 2016 06:37PM
Hug the asshole you love tonite Wrote:
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> Because everyone is the most important person in
> the world. Starbucks and the deli department at
> Wegmans is the best places to go "Asshole
> Spotting".
No. Whole Foods. The Lexus dealership. A Langley or McLean Back to School night........
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> Because everyone is the most important person in
> the world. Starbucks and the deli department at
> Wegmans is the best places to go "Asshole
> Spotting".
No. Whole Foods. The Lexus dealership. A Langley or McLean Back to School night........
Re: Why is there such a disproportionate amount of assholes in the DC area
Posted by:
Asshole 'R Us
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Date: April 12, 2016 06:41PM
Gappingasshole Wrote:
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> Why is there such a disproportionate amount
> of assholes in the DC area
They're draw to DC, like moths to a flame.
And, we are all eesh.
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> Why is there such a disproportionate amount
> of assholes in the DC area
They're draw to DC, like moths to a flame.
And, we are all eesh.
Re: Why is there such a disproportionate amount of assholes in the DC area
Posted by:
Dannywegman
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Date: April 12, 2016 07:11PM
Wegmans is like an asshole zoo. Every species of asshole under the sun can be spotted there. Love the place but strictly after 9pm or before 8 am.
Love looking at stepford milf ass in yoga pants there. Show up about 11 on Sunday and there will be so cunty bitches in there it will smell like a tuna boat!
Love all the beta men asserting their alpha personas on a teen cashier after being bitch boy at work all week. A true study in sociopathic behavior for sure!
Love looking at stepford milf ass in yoga pants there. Show up about 11 on Sunday and there will be so cunty bitches in there it will smell like a tuna boat!
Love all the beta men asserting their alpha personas on a teen cashier after being bitch boy at work all week. A true study in sociopathic behavior for sure!
Re: Why is there such a disproportionate amount of assholes in the DC area
Posted by:
betamanobserver
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Date: April 12, 2016 07:28PM
Dannywegman Wrote:
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> Wegmans is like an asshole zoo. Every species of
> asshole under the sun can be spotted there. Love
> the place but strictly after 9pm or before 8 am.
>
> Love looking at stepford milf ass in yoga pants
> there. Show up about 11 on Sunday and there will
> be so cunty bitches in there it will smell like a
> tuna boat!
>
> Love all the beta men asserting their alpha
> personas on a teen cashier after being bitch boy
> at work all week. A true study in sociopathic
> behavior for sure!
So true. And the funny thing is they don't even realize it.
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> Wegmans is like an asshole zoo. Every species of
> asshole under the sun can be spotted there. Love
> the place but strictly after 9pm or before 8 am.
>
> Love looking at stepford milf ass in yoga pants
> there. Show up about 11 on Sunday and there will
> be so cunty bitches in there it will smell like a
> tuna boat!
>
> Love all the beta men asserting their alpha
> personas on a teen cashier after being bitch boy
> at work all week. A true study in sociopathic
> behavior for sure!
So true. And the funny thing is they don't even realize it.
Re: Why is there such a disproportionate amount of assholes in the DC area
Posted by:
Peanuts
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Date: April 12, 2016 07:29PM
Love listening to assholes rattle off their perceived dietary restrictions when ordering at a restaurant then get pissed off if the server doesn't know what's in the salad dressing.
Re: Why is there such a disproportionate amount of assholes in the DC area
Posted by:
Dr. Memory
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Date: April 12, 2016 07:39PM
Try dedicating yourself to mastering Tai Chi, Tae Kwon Do, painting, blacksmithing, carpentry, furniture design, photography, or some other discipline. Take up zazen. Run, bicycle, swim, or otherwise oxygenate your blood on a regular basis. If you keep it up, you will keep noticing assholes, but at some point, you will notice you don't care. Then you will be ready to get started.
Re: Why is there such a disproportionate amount of assholes in the DC area
Posted by:
84635
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Date: April 12, 2016 07:42PM
Peanuts Wrote:
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> Love listening to assholes rattle off their
> perceived dietary restrictions when ordering at a
> restaurant then get pissed off if the server
> doesn't know what's in the salad dressing.
That's another one. My God, if you get that worked up over food, you need to stay home.
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> Love listening to assholes rattle off their
> perceived dietary restrictions when ordering at a
> restaurant then get pissed off if the server
> doesn't know what's in the salad dressing.
That's another one. My God, if you get that worked up over food, you need to stay home.
Re: Why is there such a disproportionate amount of assholes in the DC area
Posted by:
Demo Professor
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Date: April 12, 2016 10:13PM
Most of the assholes in this area are lazy, libtard government workers.
Re: Why is there such a disproportionate amount of assholes in the DC area
Posted by:
whole foods 335i guy
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Date: April 12, 2016 10:25PM
Can't wait to get my 335i vert polished tomorrow. Going to get a new Ferragamo wallet tomorrow too.
Re: Why is there such a disproportionate amount of assholes in the DC area
Posted by:
AssholeofNOVA
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Date: April 12, 2016 10:39PM
Because I hate people, stay away from me people, I'm not here to friend you. Leave me alone when I'm out in public.
Re: Why is there such a disproportionate amount of assholes in the DC area
Posted by:
Fixed it for you
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Date: April 12, 2016 11:49PM
Dr. Memory Wrote:
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> Try dedicating yourself to mastering Tai Chi, Tae
> Kwon Do, painting, blacksmithing, carpentry,
> furniture design, photography, or some other
> discipline. Take up zazen. Run, bicycle, swim,
> or otherwise oxygenate your blood on a regular
> basis. If you keep it up, you will keep noticing
> assholes, but at some point, you will notice you
> don't care. Then you will be an asshole yourself, one of them.
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> Try dedicating yourself to mastering Tai Chi, Tae
> Kwon Do, painting, blacksmithing, carpentry,
> furniture design, photography, or some other
> discipline. Take up zazen. Run, bicycle, swim,
> or otherwise oxygenate your blood on a regular
> basis. If you keep it up, you will keep noticing
> assholes, but at some point, you will notice you
> don't care. Then you will be an asshole yourself, one of them.
Re: Why is there such a disproportionate amount of assholes in the DC area
Posted by:
MiseryLovesItself
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Date: April 13, 2016 07:15AM
AssholeofNOVA Wrote:
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> Because I hate people, stay away from me people,
> I'm not here to friend you. Leave me alone when
> I'm out in public.
My pleasure, dick weed.
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> Because I hate people, stay away from me people,
> I'm not here to friend you. Leave me alone when
> I'm out in public.
My pleasure, dick weed.
Re: Why is there such a disproportionate amount of assholes in the DC area
Posted by:
Old School
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Date: April 13, 2016 08:42AM
fucking Yankees and liberated deems fucked this area up.
Re: Why is there such a disproportionate amount of assholes in the DC area
Posted by:
heymack
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Date: April 13, 2016 08:43AM
It used to not be this way until all the assholes started moving here from New York and California.
Re: Why is there such a disproportionate amount of assholes in the DC area
Posted by:
Customer Service Dept.
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Date: April 13, 2016 09:28AM
I see person that is an asshole as a playtime toy, much like a cat will play with a ball of string.
Sheer delight can be found batting these miserable fuckers back and forth like the shuttlecocks that they are.
Sheer delight can be found batting these miserable fuckers back and forth like the shuttlecocks that they are.
Re: Why is there such a disproportionate amount of assholes in the DC area
Posted by:
Housekeeping
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Date: April 13, 2016 10:14AM
Old School Wrote:
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> fucking Yankees and liberated deems fucked this area up.
Yeah, it was great when we had blue laws and redneck/hillbilly bars with no a/c and free-range chickens running wild in the streets. What a great place this was back in those days, Billy Bob! Wonder who it was who cleaned that trash up?
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> fucking Yankees and liberated deems fucked this area up.
Yeah, it was great when we had blue laws and redneck/hillbilly bars with no a/c and free-range chickens running wild in the streets. What a great place this was back in those days, Billy Bob! Wonder who it was who cleaned that trash up?
Re: Why is there such a disproportionate amount of assholes in the DC area
Posted by:
xWhux
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Date: April 13, 2016 07:19PM
Housekeeping Wrote:
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> Old School Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > fucking Yankees and liberated deems fucked this
> area up.
>
> Yeah, it was great when we had blue laws and
> redneck/hillbilly bars with no a/c and free-range
> chickens running wild in the streets. What a
> great place this was back in those days, Billy
> Bob! Wonder who it was who cleaned that trash up?
sooooooooo you are a spic?
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> Old School Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > fucking Yankees and liberated deems fucked this
> area up.
>
> Yeah, it was great when we had blue laws and
> redneck/hillbilly bars with no a/c and free-range
> chickens running wild in the streets. What a
> great place this was back in those days, Billy
> Bob! Wonder who it was who cleaned that trash up?
sooooooooo you are a spic?
Re: Why is there such a disproportionate amount of assholes in the DC area
Posted by:
Gorgon Tasker
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Date: April 13, 2016 09:20PM
The D.C Metro area has one of the most educated populations in the nation. Something like 63% have a bachelors degree and 40% have an advanced degree such as a masters, Juris Doctor or phd. Not implying that all people with degrees are pompous assholes ( I have a degree) But a lot of the ones that do come here are the diploma waving condescending assholes that think they are gods gift to Earth.
Re: Why is there such a disproportionate amount of assholes in the DC area
Posted by:
magillicutty
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Date: April 13, 2016 09:55PM
M.A.D., or Migrating Asshole Disease, is epidemic in the DC area. One moment a nice, normal person is talking politely and the next thing you know his/her asshole migrates upwards and takes over their pie hole (mouth).
Re: Why is there such a disproportionate amount of assholes in the DC area
Posted by:
Without a silver spoon
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Date: April 14, 2016 09:17AM
I guess they all feel entitled around here. I've lived in this area my entire life. It's true, most people in this area are full of themselves and would only go out of their way to assist in an emergency if it would benefit them!
The thing I don't get is that the worst of the worst seem to have an endless supply of money. I would LOVE to see assholes, like these, fail, crash and burn! It's what they deserve!
The thing I don't get is that the worst of the worst seem to have an endless supply of money. I would LOVE to see assholes, like these, fail, crash and burn! It's what they deserve!
Re: Why is there such a disproportionate amount of assholes in the DC area
Posted by:
Ralph Pootawn
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Date: April 14, 2016 09:18AM
Housekeeping Wrote:
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> Old School Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > fucking Yankees and liberated deems fucked this
> area up.
>
> Yeah, it was great when we had blue laws and
> redneck/hillbilly bars with no a/c and free-range
> chickens running wild in the streets. What a
> great place this was back in those days, Billy
> Bob! Wonder who it was who cleaned that trash up?
Definitely hasn't been all the illegals/spics.
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> Old School Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > fucking Yankees and liberated deems fucked this
> area up.
>
> Yeah, it was great when we had blue laws and
> redneck/hillbilly bars with no a/c and free-range
> chickens running wild in the streets. What a
> great place this was back in those days, Billy
> Bob! Wonder who it was who cleaned that trash up?
Definitely hasn't been all the illegals/spics.
Re: Why is there such a disproportionate amount of assholes in the DC area
Posted by:
overcompensators
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Date: April 14, 2016 09:28AM
I don't know, but as far as the ones with SUVs go they are overcompensating.
Re: Why is there such a disproportionate amount of assholes in the DC area
Posted by:
klaaretoolew
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Date: April 14, 2016 12:25PM
The Washington DC metro area has a regional karmic condition comprised of out of balance conditions of power, materialism, manipulation and control. Most of those drawn here are making the choice to move here and are drawn here unawares that they also have personal karmic issues centering around an imbalance of power, manipulation and control. These karmic issues need to be balanced and worked through for them to spiritually progress further in their life paths. That process of learning gets sped up (as if on steroids) in this area. When and if they are able to learn enough to be able to balance out their power issues with more enlightened and positive choices, they won't need to stay in this area and will be attracted to move on to some new place where they can use what they learned here and best work on their other karmic imbalances.
Yes, it is hell having to put up with these monkeybrains, especially on the roads. When they start screaming and crowding me when I am going the speed limit, and start blowing their horn and tailgating me, I slow down to half the speed limit, and they get out of there much faster. One day one of these morons did this to me as we were approaching a school zone. I slowed from 40 mph to 25 mph, until the moron hit the horn and gunned around me peeling rubber.
He never even noticed that the "slow school 25 mph" sign was lit up and blinking as the school had just released the kids. Sure enough, as I reached the school around the bend, there was the asshole in his oversized BMW SUV, parked with his flashers going with a police officer reading the riot act to him. I waved at him with a huge smile as I drove by!!!
Yes, it is hell having to put up with these monkeybrains, especially on the roads. When they start screaming and crowding me when I am going the speed limit, and start blowing their horn and tailgating me, I slow down to half the speed limit, and they get out of there much faster. One day one of these morons did this to me as we were approaching a school zone. I slowed from 40 mph to 25 mph, until the moron hit the horn and gunned around me peeling rubber.
He never even noticed that the "slow school 25 mph" sign was lit up and blinking as the school had just released the kids. Sure enough, as I reached the school around the bend, there was the asshole in his oversized BMW SUV, parked with his flashers going with a police officer reading the riot act to him. I waved at him with a huge smile as I drove by!!!
Re: Why is there such a disproportionate amount of assholes in the DC area
Posted by:
BridgeTheGap
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Date: April 14, 2016 01:36PM
https://youtu.be/_bS7JbIii3Y Get Woke!
Re: Why is there such a disproportionate amount of assholes in the DC area
Posted by:
DMV is Toxic
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Date: July 28, 2017 02:33PM
I moved to the DMV area about three years ago. There is an asshole culture here that is disgustingly frustrating. I have never seen so many people go out of their way to harass, target and bully people minding their own business. The amount of effort these assholes put into making the DMV a toxic, miserable, and disgusting area is unbelievable. No matter how hard I try to mind my own business and go about my day I am constantly harassed by the insecure jerks who need to constantly validate their own worth through attacking others. Now, if you think are superior to me, and have a nasty attitude or have a chip on your should- so what. I dont care they you dont like me or that you hate life or that you are mad at the world but where it becomes a problem is when you harass me. I have seen people be openly disrespectful; some people drive the roads all day causing road rage; people block traffic just to tick people off; people vandalize cars; they throw trash onto your property; they give terrible customer service; the list goes on and on. I cant wait to move away from this place. You have no idea how toxic and disgusting it is
Re: Why is there such a disproportionate amount of assholes in the DC area
Posted by:
Dickhead Spotter
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Date: July 28, 2017 02:46PM
DMV is Toxic Wrote:
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> I moved to the DMV area about three years ago.
> There is an asshole culture here that is
> disgustingly frustrating. I have never seen so
> many people go out of their way to harass, target
> and bully people minding their own business. The
> amount of effort these assholes put into making
> the DMV a toxic, miserable, and disgusting area is
> unbelievable. No matter how hard I try to mind my
> own business and go about my day I am constantly
> harassed by the insecure jerks who need to
> constantly validate their own worth through
> attacking others. Now, if you think are superior
> to me, and have a nasty attitude or have a chip on
> your should- so what. I dont care they you dont
> like me or that you hate life or that you are mad
> at the world but where it becomes a problem is
> when you harass me. I have seen people be openly
> disrespectful; some people drive the roads all day
> causing road rage; people block traffic just to
> tick people off; people vandalize cars; they throw
> trash onto your property; they give terrible
> customer service; the list goes on and on. I cant
> wait to move away from this place. You have no
> idea how toxic and disgusting it is
You went through all that while getting your license or new plates?...oh Noes.
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> I moved to the DMV area about three years ago.
> There is an asshole culture here that is
> disgustingly frustrating. I have never seen so
> many people go out of their way to harass, target
> and bully people minding their own business. The
> amount of effort these assholes put into making
> the DMV a toxic, miserable, and disgusting area is
> unbelievable. No matter how hard I try to mind my
> own business and go about my day I am constantly
> harassed by the insecure jerks who need to
> constantly validate their own worth through
> attacking others. Now, if you think are superior
> to me, and have a nasty attitude or have a chip on
> your should- so what. I dont care they you dont
> like me or that you hate life or that you are mad
> at the world but where it becomes a problem is
> when you harass me. I have seen people be openly
> disrespectful; some people drive the roads all day
> causing road rage; people block traffic just to
> tick people off; people vandalize cars; they throw
> trash onto your property; they give terrible
> customer service; the list goes on and on. I cant
> wait to move away from this place. You have no
> idea how toxic and disgusting it is
You went through all that while getting your license or new plates?...oh Noes.
Re: Why is there such a disproportionate amount of assholes in the DC area
Posted by:
he shoots..
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Date: July 28, 2017 05:50PM
Gorgon Tasker Wrote:
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> The D.C Metro area has one of the most educated
> populations in the nation. Something like 63% have
> a bachelors degree and 40% have an advanced degree
> such as a masters, Juris Doctor or phd. Not
> implying that all people with degrees are pompous
> assholes ( I have a degree) But a lot of the ones
> that do come here are the diploma waving
> condescending assholes that think they are gods
> gift to Earth.
..he scores!!
No truer words spoken.
"I shall cut you off to make a lane change even I could have just stayed were were I was behind you another cheesy 5 seconds. but, noooooo!!. I gotta be first! So, I'm go speed up, cut you off as close as possible, then hit my brakes before hopping into the next lane."
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> The D.C Metro area has one of the most educated
> populations in the nation. Something like 63% have
> a bachelors degree and 40% have an advanced degree
> such as a masters, Juris Doctor or phd. Not
> implying that all people with degrees are pompous
> assholes ( I have a degree) But a lot of the ones
> that do come here are the diploma waving
> condescending assholes that think they are gods
> gift to Earth.
..he scores!!
No truer words spoken.
"I shall cut you off to make a lane change even I could have just stayed were were I was behind you another cheesy 5 seconds. but, noooooo!!. I gotta be first! So, I'm go speed up, cut you off as close as possible, then hit my brakes before hopping into the next lane."