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The Churches of Fairfax County
Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: April 09, 2016 01:55PM

Any recommendations? I am protestant.

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Re: The Churches of Fairfax County
Posted by: The Evangelist ()
Date: April 09, 2016 01:58PM

Join the heathen. Sleep in on Sundays.

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Re: The Churches of Fairfax County
Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: April 09, 2016 02:02PM

The Evangelist Wrote:
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> Join the heathen. Sleep in on Sundays.


Heaven is not on earth. Must recieve salvation from Jesus alone. Many are called and few are chosen was not said by Jesus.

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Re: The Churches of Fairfax County
Posted by: The Derp End ()
Date: April 09, 2016 03:34PM

I'll bite on your trolling ...
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Re: The Churches of Fairfax County
Posted by: OWelly ()
Date: April 09, 2016 07:26PM

If you want to waste your time, join a church.

OTHERWISE: Join the Reston Hebrew Congegation or
the Dal al Hijra masjid in Falls Curch.

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Re: The Churches of Fairfax County
Posted by: Lonnie the jew ()
Date: April 09, 2016 10:03PM

Try McLean bible church

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Re: The Churches of Fairfax County
Posted by: op is a troll feggit ()
Date: April 09, 2016 10:06PM

Lonnie the jew Wrote:
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> Try McLean bible church


Jill's House is more like OPs speed

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Re: The Churches of Fairfax County
Posted by: The Evangelist ()
Date: April 10, 2016 11:52AM

Fox News Wrote:
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> Heaven is not on earth.

It isn't ANYWHERE, dumbo. It's all a big fig-newton of your hyperactive imagination.

> Must recieve (sic) salvation from Jesus alone.

So if he's with somebody, he can't do it? Pretty feeble. And is this "salvation" thing like an EZ-Pass transponder? Can I just go through without paying?

> Many are called and few are chosen was not said by Jesus.

Was it the producers of American Idol then?

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Re: The Churches of Fairfax County
Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: April 10, 2016 01:34PM

The Evangelist Wrote:
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> Fox News Wrote:
> > Must recieve (sic) salvation from Jesus alone.
>
> So if he's with somebody, he can't do it? Pretty
> feeble. And is this "salvation" thing like an
> EZ-Pass transponder? Can I just go through
> without paying?




may-the-odds-be-ever-in-your-favor-gif.g

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Re: The Churches of Fairfax County
Posted by: EYbFt ()
Date: April 10, 2016 02:40PM

just keep protesting and start you own church !

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Re: The Churches of Fairfax County
Posted by: Humanist ()
Date: April 10, 2016 11:24PM

There is no God dude. Except for the Flying Spaghetti Monster of course.

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Re: The Churches of Fairfax County
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: April 10, 2016 11:46PM

Humanist Wrote:
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> There is no God dude. Except for the Flying
> Spaghetti Monster of course.


And Xenu.......

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Re: The Churches of Fairfax County
Posted by: The one true God ()
Date: April 11, 2016 09:52AM

And the Invisible Pink Unicorn, bless her holy hooves.

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