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Drunk Reston Man Wreck Car, Finds Nearest Basement to Passout in
Posted by: Nicely Played! ()
Date: March 22, 2016 07:29PM

GREAT FALLS, VA: A Reston man was found passed out in the basement of a Great Falls home, according to the Fairfax County Police Department (FCPD).

Police say a homeowner was checking the security cameras for his home located in the 700 block of Seneca Road and saw an unknown male trying to enter it on March 21 at 5:19 am.

Officers arrived and found 25-year-old Christopher Jones, of Reston, passed out in the basement.

A vehicle registered to Jones was found not far from the home. The vehicle had struck a mailbox and then become stuck in a ditch.

Jones was charged with unlawful entry and hit and run, according to the FCPD.

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Re: Drunk Reston Man Wreck Car, Finds Nearest Basement to Passout in
Posted by: causeican ()
Date: March 22, 2016 11:08PM

Hit and run? That seems a little excessive. For one, he camped out. Two, he was drunk. I would argue a person who passes out cannot consciously “hit and run”.

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Re: Drunk Reston Man Wreck Car, Finds Nearest Basement to Passout in
Posted by: Fed Offense ()
Date: March 23, 2016 02:57PM

causeican Wrote:
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> Hit and run? That seems a little excessive. For
> one, he camped out. Two, he was drunk. I would
> argue a person who passes out cannot consciously
> “hit and run”.

He took out a mailbox and got stuck in a ditch at 5am? Any fucking with mailboxes is FEDERAL offense.

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Re: Drunk Reston Man Wreck Car, Finds Nearest Basement to Passout in
Posted by: carl icahn of ffxu ()
Date: March 23, 2016 03:01PM

The hit and run is still a lighter charge then a DUI which it does not look like he got charged with

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Re: Drunk Reston Man Wreck Car, Finds Nearest Basement to Passout in
Posted by: Erf ()
Date: March 23, 2016 03:06PM

carl icahn of ffxu Wrote:
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> The hit and run is still a lighter charge then a
> DUI which it does not look like he got charged
> with

How could they charge him? Can they prove he driving drunk? Maybe consumed alcohol after hitting the mailbox.

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Re: Drunk Reston Man Wreck Car, Finds Nearest Basement to Passout in
Posted by: CelticCross74 ()
Date: March 23, 2016 05:55PM

Fairfax let this dude go with a slap on the wrist that is Fd up. This guy was under the influence of god knows what hit a mailbox and ended up in a ditch only to wander off break into somebodies basement and pass out and they did not blood test his dumb ass? Wtf??

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Re: Drunk Reston Man Wreck Car, Finds Nearest Basement to Passout in
Posted by: webster ()
Date: March 23, 2016 06:43PM

passout - verb, meaning pass out

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Re: Drunk Reston Man Wreck Car, Finds Nearest Basement to Passout in
Posted by: something missing ()
Date: March 24, 2016 07:19AM

A lot of details left out of the original post. I drove by the car still in the ditch on my way to work. It was a long ways from where the break in was,

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Re: Drunk Reston Man Wreck Car, Finds Nearest Basement to Passout in
Posted by: Freddie B ()
Date: March 24, 2016 07:55AM

I don't know if it is the same Chris Jones or not, but I knew a Chris Jones once who lived in Great Falls, went to Flint Hill school, and was a real dumbass who liked to drive reckless.

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Re: Drunk Reston Man Wreck Car, Finds Nearest Basement to Passout in
Posted by: 3Th3Y ()
Date: March 26, 2016 09:56PM

The guy should of just called Uber and came back to get the car later.

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