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Conflict at the playground or...how I learned to stopped worrying and let my daughter handle her shit.
Posted by:
Freedom'sLastBastion
()
Date: March 17, 2016 04:14PM
My daughter who is 4 just got a new bike. Today, we took it to the park so she could learn and enjoy riding today.
So, she'd ridden the bike for about 15 minutes and then parked it to go and play on the playground. Shortly thereafter, a slightly older boy of Ethiopian persuasion got on my daughter's bike and started riding it around. When my daughter noticed this, she came over to me and said, "That boy is riding my bike. He didn't ask for my permission." So, I said, "Ok...well...what are YOU prepared to do about it?" And she answered with, "Use my words..." and off she went to confront the boy on her bike...
When she got his attention, she said, "Excuse me...that's my bike. Can you please return it to where it was parked?" He stayed on the seat, jutted out his chin and said, "Nope...I'm using it. Go away."
She came back to me and said, "Daddy, the boy riding my bike won't return it." I said, "Ok...well...NOW what are you prepared to do?" And she answered, "Use my words on his Mom..."
So, she approaches the boy's Mom and says, "Excuse me, your son is riding my bike and he didn't ask for permission and I would like him to park it where he found it." The woman gave my daughter a stone, cold, annoyed look, then gave me the same look and then turned slowly out to the playground and said to no one in particular, "In my country, all the children don't own their own bicycles. Typically, the village has 2 or 3 and the children share them."
I stepped in front of her, whipped off my sunglasses like David Caruso and I said, "We're not in your country. By choosing to leave your country and come to this country, you implicitly agree to assimilate with the culture in this country the same as I would were I to come and live in your country. And in this country, if something doesn't belong to you, you need to ask permission before helping yourself to someone else's property. The other option is to acquire your own, preferably by means that meet our laws."
She sat down on a nearby bench, heaved a sigh and said, "I'm not telling my son to return the bike. Soon, he'll grow tired of it and you'll have it back. Now, leave me alone..."
I turned to my daughter and said, "Well, you talked to the boy. You talked to the boy's Mother. And now what are you prepared to do?" And she answered, "Not using my words..."
And with that, she grabbed a 3 foot long fallen tree branch and found a spot on the inside of an apex of a turn on the path near the playground. The next time the boy came roaring by on her bike, she lashed out with the tree branch catching the boy in the throat and knocking him ass over teakettle backwards off the bike. As he laid on the ground, he had a look of surprise and a 4 inch welt coming up on his neck...I said to the now fallen boy, "Don't take things that don't belong to you. Give them back when you're told to give them back. Bad things can and will happen to you."
I put my sunglasses back on, we picked up the bike and went home to make dinner...
So, she'd ridden the bike for about 15 minutes and then parked it to go and play on the playground. Shortly thereafter, a slightly older boy of Ethiopian persuasion got on my daughter's bike and started riding it around. When my daughter noticed this, she came over to me and said, "That boy is riding my bike. He didn't ask for my permission." So, I said, "Ok...well...what are YOU prepared to do about it?" And she answered with, "Use my words..." and off she went to confront the boy on her bike...
When she got his attention, she said, "Excuse me...that's my bike. Can you please return it to where it was parked?" He stayed on the seat, jutted out his chin and said, "Nope...I'm using it. Go away."
She came back to me and said, "Daddy, the boy riding my bike won't return it." I said, "Ok...well...NOW what are you prepared to do?" And she answered, "Use my words on his Mom..."
So, she approaches the boy's Mom and says, "Excuse me, your son is riding my bike and he didn't ask for permission and I would like him to park it where he found it." The woman gave my daughter a stone, cold, annoyed look, then gave me the same look and then turned slowly out to the playground and said to no one in particular, "In my country, all the children don't own their own bicycles. Typically, the village has 2 or 3 and the children share them."
I stepped in front of her, whipped off my sunglasses like David Caruso and I said, "We're not in your country. By choosing to leave your country and come to this country, you implicitly agree to assimilate with the culture in this country the same as I would were I to come and live in your country. And in this country, if something doesn't belong to you, you need to ask permission before helping yourself to someone else's property. The other option is to acquire your own, preferably by means that meet our laws."
She sat down on a nearby bench, heaved a sigh and said, "I'm not telling my son to return the bike. Soon, he'll grow tired of it and you'll have it back. Now, leave me alone..."
I turned to my daughter and said, "Well, you talked to the boy. You talked to the boy's Mother. And now what are you prepared to do?" And she answered, "Not using my words..."
And with that, she grabbed a 3 foot long fallen tree branch and found a spot on the inside of an apex of a turn on the path near the playground. The next time the boy came roaring by on her bike, she lashed out with the tree branch catching the boy in the throat and knocking him ass over teakettle backwards off the bike. As he laid on the ground, he had a look of surprise and a 4 inch welt coming up on his neck...I said to the now fallen boy, "Don't take things that don't belong to you. Give them back when you're told to give them back. Bad things can and will happen to you."
I put my sunglasses back on, we picked up the bike and went home to make dinner...
Re: Conflict at the playground or...how I learned to stopped worrying and let my daughter handle her shit.
Posted by:
Republican fantasy
()
Date: March 17, 2016 04:39PM
Republican fantasy - a Trumptard's wet dream. If only all life's problems could be solved by bullshit stories about violence solving our problems...
Re: Conflict at the playground or...how I learned to stopped worrying and let my daughter handle her shit.
Posted by:
If you can't assimilate, leave!
()
Date: March 17, 2016 04:52PM
I don't know if the OP's story is true, but I can tell you that many (not all) foreigners are dirty and repulsive.
Also, their customs are disgusting. Start with women wearing burkas and headscarves.
Go back to Walalalaland, or whatever desert your culture comes from.
Our culture, and by that I mean, American culture, doesn't contemplate headscarves and burkas.
Now, if a woman is a diplomat from some other country, or the wife of a diplomat of some other country, then she can wear whatever costume she wants.
But if you enter MY country, where my ancestors on both sides have been since the early 17th Century, then you have to inure yourself to my culture.
Any woman from the Middle East who legally enters MY country can leave her burka behind. If she wants to wear a Burka, go back to Saudi Arabia.
American culture also means that men and women do everything together, including praying. If you belong to a culture where men and women pray in a separate room, then please leave MY country.
Also, their customs are disgusting. Start with women wearing burkas and headscarves.
Go back to Walalalaland, or whatever desert your culture comes from.
Our culture, and by that I mean, American culture, doesn't contemplate headscarves and burkas.
Now, if a woman is a diplomat from some other country, or the wife of a diplomat of some other country, then she can wear whatever costume she wants.
But if you enter MY country, where my ancestors on both sides have been since the early 17th Century, then you have to inure yourself to my culture.
Any woman from the Middle East who legally enters MY country can leave her burka behind. If she wants to wear a Burka, go back to Saudi Arabia.
American culture also means that men and women do everything together, including praying. If you belong to a culture where men and women pray in a separate room, then please leave MY country.
Re: Conflict at the playground or...how I learned to stopped worrying and let my daughter handle her shit.
Posted by:
FrankR.
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Date: March 17, 2016 05:44PM
My man. Great work.
Re: Conflict at the playground or...how I learned to stopped worrying and let my daughter handle her shit.
Posted by:
YFe9j
()
Date: March 17, 2016 05:45PM
In her country, your daughter would already be circumcised and married.
Re: Conflict at the playground or...how I learned to stopped worrying and let my daughter handle her shit.
Posted by:
Freedom'sLastBastion
()
Date: March 17, 2016 05:48PM
Republican fantasy Wrote:
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> Republican fantasy - a Trumptard's wet dream. If
> only all life's problems could be solved by
> bullshit stories about violence solving our
> problems...
What else would you have us do, sir/ma'am?
This was how it happened today. This was not a fantasy of any kind. Besides, if it were a Republican's wet dream, my daughter would've parked her bike, drawn a pistol and an assault rifle and said to the whole playground, "Anybody touch my bike...and I kill ya." And then, once everyone was cowering in fear without so much as showing any interest in her bike she goes Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold on them.
She and I gave the boy and her mother every opportunity to return the bike. Some kids you just can't reach, so you get what we had here this afternoon...which is the way he wanted it so, he got it. I don't like it anymore than all of you.
Hell, without exercising the nuclear option we'd still be down there pleading for my daughter's bike back...
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> Republican fantasy - a Trumptard's wet dream. If
> only all life's problems could be solved by
> bullshit stories about violence solving our
> problems...
What else would you have us do, sir/ma'am?
This was how it happened today. This was not a fantasy of any kind. Besides, if it were a Republican's wet dream, my daughter would've parked her bike, drawn a pistol and an assault rifle and said to the whole playground, "Anybody touch my bike...and I kill ya." And then, once everyone was cowering in fear without so much as showing any interest in her bike she goes Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold on them.
She and I gave the boy and her mother every opportunity to return the bike. Some kids you just can't reach, so you get what we had here this afternoon...which is the way he wanted it so, he got it. I don't like it anymore than all of you.
Hell, without exercising the nuclear option we'd still be down there pleading for my daughter's bike back...
Re: Conflict at the playground or...how I learned to stopped worrying and let my daughter handle her shit.
Posted by:
....
()
Date: March 17, 2016 06:18PM
You should have beaten the mother.
She would have understood it then, and libcucks would have to support you for respecting the animals culture.
She would have understood it then, and libcucks would have to support you for respecting the animals culture.
Re: Conflict at the playground or...how I learned to stopped worrying and let my daughter handle her shit.
Posted by:
Troll Story
()
Date: March 17, 2016 06:19PM
You sir are full of shit - TROLL
Re: Conflict at the playground or...how I learned to stopped worrying and let my daughter handle her shit.
Posted by:
FrankR.
()
Date: March 17, 2016 07:31PM
.... Wrote:
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> You should have beaten the mother.
>
> She would have understood it then, and libcucks
> would have to support you for respecting the
> animals culture.
Agree.
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> You should have beaten the mother.
>
> She would have understood it then, and libcucks
> would have to support you for respecting the
> animals culture.
Agree.
Re: Conflict at the playground or...how I learned to stopped worrying and let my daughter handle her shit.
Posted by:
luckyoutcome
()
Date: March 18, 2016 08:54AM
In this fantasy the TROLL OP makes his daughter a criminal for assault. The mother would have been within her rights to have your daughter charged with juvenile assault. There would be a fine and she would have a record. You would be responsible for medical expenses as well.
That is a lucky outcome because in the country the lady is from her old man would shoot you in the back with his AK-47
That is a lucky outcome because in the country the lady is from her old man would shoot you in the back with his AK-47
Re: Conflict at the playground or...how I learned to stopped worrying and let my daughter handle her shit.
Posted by:
....
()
Date: March 18, 2016 08:57AM
luckyoutcome Wrote:
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> In this fantasy the TROLL OP makes his daughter a
> criminal for assault. The mother would have been
> within her rights to have your daughter charged
> with juvenile assault. There would be a fine and
> she would have a record. You would be responsible
> for medical expenses as well.
>
> That is a lucky outcome because in the country the
> lady is from her old man would shoot you in the
> back with his AK-47
One, non citizens aren't allowed to own firearms. Two, it's interesting how you libcucks call for murder, using a firearm which you supposedly hate. Three, you aren't very sensitive to other cultures. This woman should have beaten, in accordance with Islam.
Matter of fact, what was the cunt even doing outside the home?
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> In this fantasy the TROLL OP makes his daughter a
> criminal for assault. The mother would have been
> within her rights to have your daughter charged
> with juvenile assault. There would be a fine and
> she would have a record. You would be responsible
> for medical expenses as well.
>
> That is a lucky outcome because in the country the
> lady is from her old man would shoot you in the
> back with his AK-47
One, non citizens aren't allowed to own firearms. Two, it's interesting how you libcucks call for murder, using a firearm which you supposedly hate. Three, you aren't very sensitive to other cultures. This woman should have beaten, in accordance with Islam.
Matter of fact, what was the cunt even doing outside the home?
Re: Conflict at the playground or...how I learned to stopped worrying and let my daughter handle her shit.
Posted by:
I witness
()
Date: March 18, 2016 09:07AM
Troll Story Wrote:
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> You sir are full of shit - TROLL
Nope, I was there with my kid. It went down just as the OP described.
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> You sir are full of shit - TROLL
Nope, I was there with my kid. It went down just as the OP described.
Re: Conflict at the playground or...how I learned to stopped worrying and let my daughter handle her shit.
Posted by:
EKtEm
()
Date: March 18, 2016 09:09AM
YFe9j Wrote:
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> In her country, your daughter would already be
> circumcised and married.
and theres no way she would have known what you implicitly agree to assimilate meant
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> In her country, your daughter would already be
> circumcised and married.
and theres no way she would have known what you implicitly agree to assimilate meant
Re: Conflict at the playground or...how I learned to stopped worrying and let my daughter handle her shit.
Posted by:
Something wrong here
()
Date: March 18, 2016 09:14AM
Why were you not at work?
In our country women take the kids to the park on a workday
In our country women take the kids to the park on a workday
Re: Conflict at the playground or...how I learned to stopped worrying and let my daughter handle her shit.
Posted by:
froThYthEclOwN
()
Date: March 18, 2016 09:23AM
.... Wrote:
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> luckyoutcome Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > In this fantasy the TROLL OP makes his daughter
> a
> > criminal for assault. The mother would have
> been
> > within her rights to have your daughter charged
> > with juvenile assault. There would be a fine
> and
> > she would have a record. You would be
> responsible
> > for medical expenses as well.
> >
> > That is a lucky outcome because in the country
> the
> > lady is from her old man would shoot you in the
> > back with his AK-47
>
>
> One, non citizens aren't allowed to own firearms.
> Two, it's interesting how you libcucks call for
> murder, using a firearm which you supposedly hate.
> Three, you aren't very sensitive to other
> cultures. This woman should have beaten, in
> accordance with Islam.
>
> Matter of fact, what was the cunt even doing
> outside the home?
wipe the froth from your mouth
- no one was 'calling for murder' I simply explained that in some places parents allowing their kids to assault other peoples young family members would be shot. That is true. Id certainly beat the shit out of you if I saw you allow your brat to assault my child.
Also your fantasy about the US being the only place you can have firearms is delusional. For example, in Afghanistan, carrying a firearm in plain view in a public place is allowed, subject to a valid permit.
Switzerland, all male citizens 18 and over are required to get military training and keep a Sig SG 550 and a Sig Sauer p229 in their home. They are also taught how to hide their guns in case a tyrannical government takes over.
Pakistan
There is an old saying in Pakistan, many sons and many guns!! The attitude towards them here are great. In fact the laws here are probably more lax than the US. And will remain so. In fact, in the province of Khyber Pakhtunkhwa, you can own rocket launchers and have anti-aircraft gunners installed on their roofs. However, in most other areas, the laws are much different.
Basically a license is needed to own guns. It is quick to obtain, requires no genuine reason, and is done in about 3 weeks. After this you can basically just go crazy and buy anything from Full-auto AKs to single shot revolvers. Also did I mention that you can carry your guns anywhere??? Yep, as long as they remain concealed they are good to go. People in Pakistan wanted the right to own guns and it is even constitutionally protected. This is defiantly a gun owners paradise!
Italy
Citizens are allowed to own:
* up to three ''common firearms'' (usually handguns, but all firearms not using hunting calibers fall into this category, such as 10-gauge shotguns, or some .22 rimfire rifles)
* up to six weapons that have been specifically engineered and/or manufactured for shooting sports specifically recognized by an ordinance of the Ministry of Interior;
* an unlimited number of hunting weapons (both rifles and shotguns);
* up to eight antique or historical weapons (designed before 1891, regardless of when produced);
* unlimited numbers of single shot muzzle loader replicas, for which no registration is needed;
* unlimited numbers of airguns under 7.5 Joules of muzzle energy, specifically approved by the Ministry of Interior, which require no registration as well.
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> luckyoutcome Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > In this fantasy the TROLL OP makes his daughter
> a
> > criminal for assault. The mother would have
> been
> > within her rights to have your daughter charged
> > with juvenile assault. There would be a fine
> and
> > she would have a record. You would be
> responsible
> > for medical expenses as well.
> >
> > That is a lucky outcome because in the country
> the
> > lady is from her old man would shoot you in the
> > back with his AK-47
>
>
> One, non citizens aren't allowed to own firearms.
> Two, it's interesting how you libcucks call for
> murder, using a firearm which you supposedly hate.
> Three, you aren't very sensitive to other
> cultures. This woman should have beaten, in
> accordance with Islam.
>
> Matter of fact, what was the cunt even doing
> outside the home?
wipe the froth from your mouth
- no one was 'calling for murder' I simply explained that in some places parents allowing their kids to assault other peoples young family members would be shot. That is true. Id certainly beat the shit out of you if I saw you allow your brat to assault my child.Also your fantasy about the US being the only place you can have firearms is delusional. For example, in Afghanistan, carrying a firearm in plain view in a public place is allowed, subject to a valid permit.
Switzerland, all male citizens 18 and over are required to get military training and keep a Sig SG 550 and a Sig Sauer p229 in their home. They are also taught how to hide their guns in case a tyrannical government takes over.
Pakistan
There is an old saying in Pakistan, many sons and many guns!! The attitude towards them here are great. In fact the laws here are probably more lax than the US. And will remain so. In fact, in the province of Khyber Pakhtunkhwa, you can own rocket launchers and have anti-aircraft gunners installed on their roofs. However, in most other areas, the laws are much different.
Basically a license is needed to own guns. It is quick to obtain, requires no genuine reason, and is done in about 3 weeks. After this you can basically just go crazy and buy anything from Full-auto AKs to single shot revolvers. Also did I mention that you can carry your guns anywhere??? Yep, as long as they remain concealed they are good to go. People in Pakistan wanted the right to own guns and it is even constitutionally protected. This is defiantly a gun owners paradise!
Italy
Citizens are allowed to own:
* up to three ''common firearms'' (usually handguns, but all firearms not using hunting calibers fall into this category, such as 10-gauge shotguns, or some .22 rimfire rifles)
* up to six weapons that have been specifically engineered and/or manufactured for shooting sports specifically recognized by an ordinance of the Ministry of Interior;
* an unlimited number of hunting weapons (both rifles and shotguns);
* up to eight antique or historical weapons (designed before 1891, regardless of when produced);
* unlimited numbers of single shot muzzle loader replicas, for which no registration is needed;
* unlimited numbers of airguns under 7.5 Joules of muzzle energy, specifically approved by the Ministry of Interior, which require no registration as well.
Re: Conflict at the playground or...how I learned to stopped worrying and let my daughter handle her shit.
Posted by:
....
()
Date: March 18, 2016 09:38AM
^ stupid cuckold didn't even read what I wrote about firearms.
Re: Conflict at the playground or...how I learned to stopped worrying and let my daughter handle her shit.
Posted by:
Ralph Pootawn
()
Date: March 18, 2016 09:51AM
Re: Conflict at the playground or...how I learned to stopped worrying and let my daughter handle her shit.
Posted by:
FrankR.
()
Date: March 18, 2016 11:30AM
Honestly you should have beaten the mother, the kid probably doesn't know better due to his stupid mother. That being said, I'm sure taking the kid out sent a message. Keep up the good work, but stomp the parents next time.
Re: Conflict at the playground or...how I learned to stopped worrying and let my daughter handle her shit.
Posted by:
another way with words
()
Date: March 18, 2016 11:34AM
I would have handed my phone to my daughter and had her call the police. Good outcome? The thief and his mom get sent back to the village and can share bicycles again. Ted Cruz would be proud.