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Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: P@vL0v ()
Date: March 09, 2016 02:17PM

http://www.livability.com/best-places/top-100-best-small-towns/2015?page=1

Not all that surprisingly, Vienna couldn't crack the top 100

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Tapawingo Road ()
Date: March 09, 2016 02:20PM

Rigged if Vienna is not even in the top 100. It's even considered a town in Va.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fail fail fail ()
Date: March 09, 2016 04:46PM

One of the richest cities in the country? Bwahahahaha! According to Census Quick Facts, all of the following have a higher median household income than Falls Church City...

Ashburn, Brambleton, Cascades, Dranesville, Dunn Loring, Fairfax Station, Floris, Fort Hunt, Franklin Farms, Gainesville, Great Falls, Kings Park West, Kingstowne, Lake Barcroft, Linton Hall, Lowes Island, Mantua, McLean, Montclair, Mount Vernon, Newington, Oakton, Purcellville, South Riding, Vienna, and Wolf Trap.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: P@vL0v ()
Date: March 09, 2016 05:31PM

^^^^ sour sour grapes.

And like a panting puppy, you show up on the bell. Doofus!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Heinie Pains ()
Date: March 09, 2016 06:04PM

Fail fail fail Wrote:
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> One of the richest cities in the country?
> Bwahahahaha! According to Census Quick Facts, all
> of the following have a higher median household
> income than Falls Church City...
>
> Ashburn, Brambleton, Cascades, Dranesville, Dunn
> Loring, Fairfax Station, Floris, Fort Hunt,
> Franklin Farms, Gainesville, Great Falls, Kings
> Park West, Kingstowne, Lake Barcroft, Linton Hall,
> Lowes Island, Mantua, McLean, Montclair, Mount
> Vernon, Newington, Oakton, Purcellville, South
> Riding, Vienna, and Wolf Trap.
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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: laurie's jeans ()
Date: March 09, 2016 06:35PM

We are so grateful that Asshole Spotter can always be counted on to support Vienna. You rock.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Easy explanation ()
Date: March 10, 2016 12:26PM

Tapawingo Road Wrote:
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> Rigged if Vienna is not even in the top 100. It's
> even considered a town in Va.

Vienna doesn't have enough mattress stores anymore.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Brainfart ()
Date: March 10, 2016 12:35PM

Clearly a joke. Falls Church is a dump. There's nothing there. Who would want to live there when Ballston, Tysons, Merrifield, Idylwood, McLean, Vienna, and Oakton are all just around the corner? So are 7 Corners, Culmore, and Bailey's of course. Yuck on that part!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: little 3 bedroom 1 bath house ()
Date: March 10, 2016 12:39PM

17th if you can afford to raise your family in shitty little 3 bedroom 1 bath house that costs $800,000

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dump is right ()
Date: March 10, 2016 12:42PM

1500 sqft house on a 5000 sqft lot. If you can find one that big anymore.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: oh, he jelly! ()
Date: March 10, 2016 02:55PM

Brainfart Wrote:
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> Clearly a joke.

Want to see something REALLY funny? Look in the mirror. You're the joke, chump.

> Falls Church is a dump.

One you clearly can't afford.

> There's nothing there.

Schools, nice homes, community activities and gatherings, walkable city, two Metro stations steps outside the city limits, highly educated and successful residents, parks and recreation activities, the list goes on... You just can't afford it.

> Who would want to live there when
> Ballston, Tysons, Merrifield, Idylwood, McLean,
> Vienna, and Oakton are all just around the corner?

Many people do as evidenced by the housing prices and days on the market of listings week after week for years now.


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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: that's a really small "if" ()
Date: March 10, 2016 03:04PM

Dump is right Wrote:
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> 1500 sqft house on a 5000 sqft lot. If you can
> find one that big anymore.

Do you guys not know how to use the internet out in Vienna?


https://www.redfin.com/VA/Falls-Church/105-S-Cherry-St-22046/home/12035922

https://www.redfin.com/VA/Falls-Church/102-W-Rosemary-Ln-22046/home/12036559/mris-FA9585181

https://www.redfin.com/VA/Falls-Church/808-Villa-Ridge-Rd-22046/home/12036187

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: this just in ()
Date: March 10, 2016 03:18PM

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: March 10, 2016 04:01PM

LOL, Falls Church is horrible. Well, unless you like listening to highway noise all day, breathing in exhaust fumes non-stop, being surrounded by concrete, and sitting in traffic (or worse, taking the metro -- LOL).

Man, living in that Loserville of a town must be quite depressing. :-(

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Kiltmore ()
Date: March 10, 2016 04:45PM

Kilton Wrote:
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> LOL, Falls Church is horrible. Well, unless you
> like listening to highway noise all day, breathing
> in exhaust fumes non-stop, being surrounded by
> concrete, and sitting in traffic (or worse, taking
> the metro -- LOL).
>
> Man, living in that Loserville of a town must be
> quite depressing. :-(


Not everyone is lucky enough to live in a garden apartment in Culmore like you.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: FC Blows ()
Date: March 10, 2016 06:12PM

Kilton Wrote:
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> LOL, Falls Church is horrible. Well, unless you
> like listening to highway noise all day, breathing
> in exhaust fumes non-stop, being surrounded by
> concrete, and sitting in traffic (or worse, taking
> the metro -- LOL).
>
> Man, living in that Loserville of a town must be
> quite depressing. :-(

+372658326246975684363462365132884605569832474383464

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: efficient markets ()
Date: March 10, 2016 08:07PM

this just in Wrote:
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> src=http://wtop.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/MRI
> SFEB.jpg>


Asshole Spotter is eating some serious crow.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Vienna Man.... ()
Date: March 10, 2016 08:08PM

that's a really small "if" Wrote:
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> Dump is right Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 1500 sqft house on a 5000 sqft lot. If you can
> > find one that big anymore.
>
> Do you guys not know how to use the internet out
> in Vienna?
>
>
> https://www.redfin.com/VA/Falls-Church/105-S-Cherr
> y-St-22046/home/12035922
>
> https://www.redfin.com/VA/Falls-Church/102-W-Rosem
> ary-Ln-22046/home/12036559/mris-FA9585181
>
> https://www.redfin.com/VA/Falls-Church/808-Villa-R
> idge-Rd-22046/home/12036187


My budget is $400k, I think I'll just stick to Vienna

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: do you even know where it is? ()
Date: March 10, 2016 08:45PM

Kilton Wrote:
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> LOL, Falls Church is horrible. Well, unless you
> like listening to highway noise all day,

What highway noise would you hear? The highest speed limit is 30 MPH in the city of Falls Church.

> breathing
> in exhaust fumes non-stop, being surrounded by
> concrete, and sitting in traffic

Surrounded by concrete? It's the oldest "tree city" in Virginia and maintains that status today.

> Man, living in that Loserville of a town must be
> quite depressing. :-(

Not as depressing as living in some outside the beltway wasteland.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: VDOT ()
Date: March 10, 2016 09:13PM

do you even know where it is? Wrote:
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> Kilton Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > LOL, Falls Church is horrible. Well, unless you
> > like listening to highway noise all day,
>
> What highway noise would you hear? The highest
> speed limit is 30 MPH in the city of Falls
> Church.


Probably confusing it with Vienna and 495/66/7/123.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: causeican ()
Date: March 10, 2016 10:00PM

because it is gay. "17th best gay small town in US..” They left that out.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Spic trash ()
Date: March 10, 2016 10:29PM

It doesn't look like there are any white people left in FC. It looks like a 3rd world spic hellhole to me.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: census says ()
Date: March 11, 2016 01:19AM

Spic trash Wrote:
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> It doesn't look like there are any white people
> left in FC. It looks like a 3rd world spic
> hellhole to me.


More than 80% white in the City of Falls Church. Care to guess what it is in Fairfax? 62%. Town of Vienna? 76%

Not that it matters as you appear to be a dumb sit no matter your race.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Armpit City ()
Date: March 11, 2016 07:56AM

With its high prices and low quality, Falls Church boosting is going a bit too far even for those who are stuck living there. Everywhere nearby is better.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: March 11, 2016 08:46AM

do you even know where it is? Wrote:
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> What highway noise would you hear? The highest
> speed limit is 30 MPH in the city of Falls
> Church.

Given that you're the loser who lives there, I'd expect you to be familiar with the nearby roadways such as 7, 29, and nearby 66. The fact that the speed limit through the city itself is lowered is really meaningless in terms of noise - the constant traffic on those roads equates to constant noise. And the sound from major highways like 66 easily propagates for a mile or more (depending on terrain).

> Surrounded by concrete? It's the oldest "tree
> city" in Virginia and maintains that status
> today.

LOL. Falls Church is a perfect example of how trees don't necessarily equate to not being surrounded by concrete.

Sorry I offended you though! :-) It's not your fault you're a born loser living in a noisy town full of other losers. I bet you even cram into the metro every day to get to some horrible government job in DC. LOL.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: do you even know where it is? ()
Date: March 11, 2016 09:24AM

Kilton Wrote:
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> I'd expect you to be familiar with the nearby roadways
> such as 7, 29, and nearby 66.

More than familiar with them which is why I question if you've ever been there.

> The fact that the
> speed limit through the city itself is lowered is
> really meaningless in terms of noise

Wrong. Noise is affected significantly by vehicle speeds, since sound energy roughly doubles for each increment of ten miles an hour in vehicle velocity.

> And the sound from major highways
> like 66 easily propagates for a mile or more
> (depending on terrain).

Depending on terrain? You mean like having a bunch of trees around to block the sound of noise. You're batting .000.

> LOL. Falls Church is a perfect example of how
> trees don't necessarily equate to not being
> surrounded by concrete.

Do tell!

> Sorry I offended you though!

You didn't offend anyone. You just put your stupidity out there for all to see.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Ground-level fly-over country ()
Date: March 11, 2016 09:37AM

Poor babies are in such a suss! Drove through Falls Church yesterday on my way to and from nicer areas. It was another object lesson in why nobody who can afford an alternative would ever want to live there.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: 4dUXy ()
Date: March 11, 2016 09:46AM

Ground-level fly-over country Wrote:
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> Poor babies are in such a suss!

I think you might want to look up the word "suss" as it is not something you are used to doing.

> Drove through
> Falls Church yesterday on my way to and from nicer
> areas. It was another object lesson in why nobody
> who can afford an alternative would ever want to
> live there.

And yet....

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You see, your idiotic contention holds as much water as a bucket without a bottom. Clearly people who pay those prices can live just about anywhere they please. Perhaps you and Kilton can commiserate about how shitty your lives are in some outside the beltway hellhole one day.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Ground-level fly-over country ()
Date: March 11, 2016 10:18AM

4dUXy Wrote:
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> I think you might want to look up the word "suss"
> as it is not something you are used to doing.

"Suss" as a noun -- perhaps a usage that you are unfamiliar with -- is a period of quandary-induced pecking and rummaging about in hopes of discovering an avenue of escape from the latest bout with cognitive dissonance or other such perplexing mental state. Should you ever find such an avenue, you can claim to have sussed your problem out.

> You see, your idiotic contention holds as much
> water as a bucket without a bottom.

LOL! You all are poor! Falls Church City has one of the lower median household incomes in the area. Throw a dart at a map of Northern Virginia and the odds are quite good that you'll hit a place with a higher one.

> Clearly people who pay those prices can live just about
> anywhere they please.

And they please to live elsewhere in HUGE numbers. Falls Church is a decaying dump. It's a lump of coal in your Christmas stocking. Never mind living there, no one even GOES there for anything unless they somehow have to.

> Perhaps you and Kilton can commiserate about how shitty your
> lives are in some outside the beltway hellhole one day.

Right. Things sure are tough outside the Beltway. Why, I have to go outside and walk down the road every time I want to see my neighbors trash cans.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: P's in a pod ()
Date: March 11, 2016 10:31AM

Every time I hear about the "City of Falls Church", I think about the "City of Poquoson", which has the same sort of population and the same sort of significance. Poquoson does have Miss Becky's Store though.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: 4dUXy ()
Date: March 11, 2016 12:55PM

Ground-level fly-over country Wrote:
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> 4dUXy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I think you might want to look up the word
> "suss"
> > as it is not something you are used to doing.
>
> "Suss" as a noun -- perhaps a usage that you are
> unfamiliar with -- is a period of quandary-induced
> pecking and rummaging about in hopes of
> discovering an avenue of escape from the latest
> bout with cognitive dissonance or other such
> perplexing mental state. Should you ever find
> such an avenue, you can claim to have sussed your
> problem out.

And, as noted inappropriately used here.

> > You see, your idiotic contention holds as much
> > water as a bucket without a bottom.
>
> LOL! You all are poor!

Total fucking failure. Your drowning in your own bullshit.

http://abcnews.go.com/Business/americas-10-richest-counties/story?id=13773029

A jurisdiction that sits atop the list of wealthiest is not by any definition poor.


> Falls Church City has one
> of the lower median household incomes in the area.

Yeah. Not so much.

> Throw a dart at a map of Northern Virginia and
> the odds are quite good that you'll hit a place
> with a higher one.

Not likely.


> And they please to live elsewhere in HUGE numbers.

Well, the Little City isn't big enough for everyone, but for those that can afford it, it remains a hot product.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Jealous in Oakton ()
Date: March 11, 2016 01:17PM

Wish I had a garage. : (

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Ground-level fly-over country ()
Date: March 11, 2016 04:15PM

4dUXy Wrote:
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> And, as noted inappropriately used here.

Much as expected -- unfamiliar with the word as a noun. Plainly the product of a second-rate education.

> Total fucking failure. Your drowning in your own bullshit.

It's simple Census fact. They are the ones who place dreary old Falls Church City behind so many other local areas in terms of median household income. It is a simple fact that the well-to-do in these parts shun Falls Church City in favor of the literally and figuratively greener pastures that they can find almost everywhere else.

> Well, the Little City isn't big enough for everyone, but
> for those that can afford it, it remains a hot product.

Oh, at one-seventh the size of Poquoson, it's a little city alright. Even more so in terms of being so very, very short on so very many things that people would actually want or value. The best you can really say for the place these days is that at least it's not a long drive or Metro ride to get to places that actually are worthwhile.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Ground-level fly-over country ()
Date: March 11, 2016 04:23PM

Jealous in Oakton Wrote:
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> Wish I had a garage.

Why? So you can put your trash in it while parking on the street? Garages are typically just a sight-line destroying and unneeded waste of space and money here in the mid-Atlantic region.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Hey Major Barbara ()
Date: March 11, 2016 04:54PM

quit responding to your own posts.

P.S. Vienna sucks.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Labia Major ()
Date: March 11, 2016 05:01PM

Ground-level fly-over country Wrote:
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> Jealous in Oakton Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wish I had a garage.
>
> Why? So you can put your trash in it while
> parking on the street? Garages are typically just
> a sight-line destroying and unneeded waste of
> space and money here in the mid-Atlantic region.


So I'd have a place to park my HUGE Asshole...

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Ground-level fly-over country ()
Date: March 11, 2016 05:32PM

Let's review. According to Census Quick Facts, all of the following local areas have a higher median household income than Falls Church City...

Ashburn, Brambleton, Cascades, Dranesville, Dunn Loring, Fairfax Station, Floris, Fort Hunt, Franklin Farms, Gainesville, Great Falls, Kings Park West, Kingstowne, Lake Barcroft, Linton Hall, Lowes Island, Mantua, McLean, Montclair, Mount Vernon, Newington, Oakton, Purcellville, South Riding, Vienna, and Wolf Trap.

Q. How many places is that altogether?
A. 26.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Major Barbara blows ()
Date: March 11, 2016 05:58PM

Ground-level fly-over country Wrote:
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> Let's review. According to Census Quick Facts,
> all of the following local areas have a higher
> median household income than Falls Church City...
>
> Ashburn, Brambleton, Cascades, Dranesville, Dunn
> Loring, Fairfax Station, Floris, Fort Hunt,
> Franklin Farms, Gainesville, Great Falls, Kings
> Park West, Kingstowne, Lake Barcroft, Linton Hall,
> Lowes Island, Mantua, McLean, Montclair, Mount
> Vernon, Newington, Oakton, Purcellville, South
> Riding, Vienna, and Wolf Trap.
>
> Q. How many places is that altogether?
> A. 26.

That only shows that if you slice and dice finely enough, you can find many places with a higher per capita income.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Ground-level fly-over country ()
Date: March 11, 2016 06:39PM

Major Barbara blows Wrote:
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> That only shows that if you slice and dice finely enough, you can
> find many places with a higher per capita income.

Yeah. Census found 26 of them. That's kind of the point.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Crime Pays ()
Date: March 11, 2016 07:16PM


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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Steakz ()
Date: March 11, 2016 09:18PM

A lot of you fuckers clearly don't know the difference between Falls Church and Falls Church City.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: March 12, 2016 07:50AM

Ground-level fly-over country Wrote:
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> Yeah. Census found 26 of them. That's kind of
> the point.

LOL. That only shows that if you actually collect & look at the data, you can find many places with higher per capita income! Sorry but if you insist on using facts to back up your arguments, you're going to have a difficult time around here. :-)

Actually it's the same loser responding under multiple names defending his boring concrete-filled life in lovely Falls Church. He squeezes on the metro each morning to go to his horribly boring government job in DC, where he literally does nothing other than post here all day. Life just ain't good for this chap. :-(

But give him some credit - he loves his Falls Church, and he'll defend it to the death. As long as born losers like him live in places like Falls Church, it's all the better for the rest of us. :-)

Steakz Wrote:
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> A lot of you fuckers clearly don't know the
> difference between Falls Church and Falls Church
> City.

LOL. This is code for "Falls Church sucks, but maybe if we attempt to redefine a tiny portion of it to be "Falls Church City", we can attempt to differentiate it from the rest of the suck. Nice try slappy!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Ground-level fly-over country ()
Date: March 12, 2016 09:14AM

Major Barbara blows Wrote:
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> That only shows that if you slice and dice finely enough...

As an FYI, "Major Barbara" was a one-time poster at City-Data who apparently made our resident Falls Church failtard look very bad over there as well. Grudges are being held. Butthurt is at the helm. But it isn't just Major Barbara who's to blame here. Also reported as being on the list of those having kicked the living shit out of our local lame-boy over at C-D are such notable names as Reynard32, Oaktonite, and worst of all, the merciless Verdordud. Ouch! Of course, none of those is a current C-D poster either. It all just goes to show how severe the scarring has been. LOL!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Ground-level fly-over country ()
Date: March 12, 2016 10:47AM

Kilton Wrote:
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> Actually it's the same loser responding under multiple names defending
> his boring concrete-filled life in lovely Falls Church.

The degree of his desperation may be seen in the splendid array of lies he is forced to tell.

> LOL. This is code for "Falls Church sucks, but
> maybe if we attempt to redefine a tiny portion of
> it to be "Falls Church City", we can attempt to
> differentiate it from the rest of the suck. Nice
> try slappy!

At some levels, the distinction is important -- as in whether you pay City taxes or whether your kids attend City schools. When it comes to large-scale economic measures however, the distinction is simply perverse. In such terms, the 14,000 people and tiny two square miles of Falls Church City are not at all comparable to the 1.13 million people and four hundred square miles of Fairfax County. This is why most compilers of such data simply disregard the peculiarities of Virginia law and lump cities in with their local counties.

At granular scales of course, treatment of Falls Church City alongside its CDP peers is quite sensible. Dunn Loring for example is also just two square miles, but because it is an SFH-based suburb rather than some sardine-like slum, it has about 5,000 fewer people. Still the fact that median household income is about 23% higher in Dunn Loring than in Falls Church City is a useful and valid piece of information.

Similarly, Fort Hunt has a comparable though slightly larger population than Falls Church City, but it is spread out across nearly three times the land area. The fact that the median household income in Fort Hunt is 38% higher than in Falls Church City is also quite a telling and relevant thing.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: 4dUXy ()
Date: March 12, 2016 01:29PM

Ground-level fly-over country Wrote:
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> > Total fucking failure. Your drowning in your
> own bullshit.
>
> It's simple Census fact.

Nothing in the Census data indicates Falls Church is "poor." You either don't have the facts or you don't know the definition of poor.


> Oh, at one-seventh the size of Poquoson, it's a
> little city alright. Even more so in terms of
> being so very, very short on so very many things
> that people would actually want or value. The
> best you can really say for the place these days
> is that at least it's not a long drive or Metro
> ride to get to places that actually are
> worthwhile.


And I can add that it's out of the price range of shit birds like you!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: March 12, 2016 02:53PM

Ground-level fly-over country Wrote:
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> Dunn Loring for example is also just
> two square miles, but because it is an SFH-based
> suburb rather than some sardine-like slum, it has
> about 5,000 fewer people.

Sheesh, good point on population. ~14k people in 2 square miles. LOL. I didn't even realize how bad it was. Talk about horrible living conditions (for a "suburb"). The amount of ambient noise must be part of the reason this guy is so miserable. (Noise is highly correlated to stress levels.)

And he also posts on other forums about Falls Church? Now that's some funny shit. Not surprising though - when you have as much free time during the workday as he does, I guess one forum isn't enough!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: milton friedman ()
Date: March 12, 2016 04:24PM

Kilton Wrote:
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> Ground-level fly-over country Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dunn Loring for example is also just
> > two square miles, but because it is an
> SFH-based
> > suburb rather than some sardine-like slum, it
> has
> > about 5,000 fewer people.
>
> Sheesh, good point on population. ~14k people in 2
> square miles. LOL. I didn't even realize how bad
> it was. Talk about horrible living conditions (for
> a "suburb"). The amount of ambient noise must be
> part of the reason this guy is so miserable.
> (Noise is highly correlated to stress levels.)
>
> And he also posts on other forums about Falls
> Church? Now that's some funny shit. Not surprising
> though - when you have as much free time during
> the workday as he does, I guess one forum isn't
> enough!

And yet housing prices are higher in Falls Church City than in Vienna. Man, Vienna must suck.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Spotted Asshole ()
Date: March 12, 2016 04:38PM

milton friedman Wrote:
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> Kilton Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ground-level fly-over country Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Dunn Loring for example is also just
> > > two square miles, but because it is an
> > SFH-based
> > > suburb rather than some sardine-like slum, it
> > has
> > > about 5,000 fewer people.
> >
> > Sheesh, good point on population. ~14k people in
> 2
> > square miles. LOL. I didn't even realize how
> bad
> > it was. Talk about horrible living conditions
> (for
> > a "suburb"). The amount of ambient noise must
> be
> > part of the reason this guy is so miserable.
> > (Noise is highly correlated to stress levels.)
> >
> > And he also posts on other forums about Falls
> > Church? Now that's some funny shit. Not
> surprising
> > though - when you have as much free time during
> > the workday as he does, I guess one forum isn't
> > enough!
>
> And yet housing prices are higher in Falls Church
> City than in Vienna. Man, Vienna must suck.


It does.

Too many Assholes...

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: McTK9 ()
Date: March 12, 2016 05:56PM

Spotted Asshole Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> milton friedman Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Kilton Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Ground-level fly-over country Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Dunn Loring for example is also just
> > > > two square miles, but because it is an
> > > SFH-based
> > > > suburb rather than some sardine-like slum,
> it
> > > has
> > > > about 5,000 fewer people.
> > >
> > > Sheesh, good point on population. ~14k people
> in
> > 2
> > > square miles. LOL. I didn't even realize how
> > bad
> > > it was. Talk about horrible living conditions
> > (for
> > > a "suburb"). The amount of ambient noise must
> > be
> > > part of the reason this guy is so miserable.
> > > (Noise is highly correlated to stress levels.)
>
> > >
> > > And he also posts on other forums about Falls
> > > Church? Now that's some funny shit. Not
> > surprising
> > > though - when you have as much free time
> during
> > > the workday as he does, I guess one forum
> isn't
> > > enough!
> >
> > And yet housing prices are higher in Falls
> Church
> > City than in Vienna. Man, Vienna must suck.
>
>
> It does.
>
> Too many Assholes...

On a scale of 1 to 10 of suckiness, Falls Church is a 10 and Vienna is a 9.9.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Tallest midget ()
Date: March 12, 2016 10:03PM

McTK9 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Spotted Asshole Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > milton friedman Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Kilton Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Ground-level fly-over country Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Dunn Loring for example is also just
> > > > > two square miles, but because it is an
> > > > SFH-based
> > > > > suburb rather than some sardine-like
> slum,
> > it
> > > > has
> > > > > about 5,000 fewer people.
> > > >
> > > > Sheesh, good point on population. ~14k
> people
> > in
> > > 2
> > > > square miles. LOL. I didn't even realize
> how
> > > bad
> > > > it was. Talk about horrible living
> conditions
> > > (for
> > > > a "suburb"). The amount of ambient noise
> must
> > > be
> > > > part of the reason this guy is so
> miserable.
> > > > (Noise is highly correlated to stress
> levels.)
> >
> > > >
> > > > And he also posts on other forums about
> Falls
> > > > Church? Now that's some funny shit. Not
> > > surprising
> > > > though - when you have as much free time
> > during
> > > > the workday as he does, I guess one forum
> > isn't
> > > > enough!
> > >
> > > And yet housing prices are higher in Falls
> > Church
> > > City than in Vienna. Man, Vienna must suck.
> >
> >
> > It does.
> >
> > Too many Assholes...
>
> On a scale of 1 to 10 of suckiness, Falls Church
> is a 10 and Vienna is a 9.9.


True.

This thread is like two Asians comparing dick sizes.

They both come up real short.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: GG4Yc ()
Date: March 13, 2016 09:44AM

GG4Yc

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: March 13, 2016 10:30AM

Tallest midget Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> True.
>
> This thread is like two Asians comparing dick
> sizes.
>
> They both come up real short.

Vienna sucks for mostly the same reasons. Traffic noise as far as the ear can hear!

They do have the advantage of roughly half the population density though.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Ground-level fly-over country ()
Date: March 13, 2016 10:47AM

4dUXy Wrote:
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> Nothing in the Census data indicates Falls Church
> is "poor." You either don't have the facts or you
> don't know the definition of poor.

Just poorer than almost every other place around that one might think of. Want to see the list again?

> And I can add that it's out of the price range of
> shit birds like you!

LOL!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Ground-level fly-over country ()
Date: March 13, 2016 10:57AM

milton friedman Wrote:
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> And yet housing prices are higher in Falls Church City than
> in Vienna. Man, Vienna must suck.

As is widely known, Vienna is one of many nearby areas where one can find a more modern home on a much larger lot with far better amenities for less money than in Falls Church City. No wonder those who are not stupid stay so consistently away
from FCC. Compared to its competition, the place is just an over-priced dump.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: NJE6h ()
Date: March 13, 2016 11:45AM

Kilton Wrote:
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> Vienna sucks for mostly the same reasons. Traffic
> noise as far as the ear can hear!

A Tesla doesn't make much noise.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: city of falls church... ()
Date: March 13, 2016 12:04PM

Falls Church police are looking to get get Teslas police cars. Vienna is stuck in the past.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: 4dUXy ()
Date: March 13, 2016 01:52PM

Ground-level fly-over country Wrote:
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> 4dUXy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Nothing in the Census data indicates Falls
> Church
> > is "poor." You either don't have the facts or
> you
> > don't know the definition of poor.
>
> Just poorer than almost every other place around
> that one might think of.

"Poorer" implies that the others are poor. Are you claiming you list of nondescript cherry picked CDPs consists of poor places? You really aren't too good with this whole vocabulary thing.

> Want to see the list
> again?

Sure. And while your at it, tell us which ones are poor! Dummy.

> > And I can add that it's out of the price range
> of
> > shit birds like you!
>
> LOL!

I guess laughing out loud us about the only way you can deal with your inadequacies.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: price point ()
Date: March 13, 2016 01:58PM

Ground-level fly-over country Wrote:
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> milton friedman Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > And yet housing prices are higher in Falls
> Church City than
> > in Vienna. Man, Vienna must suck.
>
> As is widely known, Vienna is one of many nearby
> areas where one can find a more modern home on a
> much larger lot with far better amenities for less
> money than in Falls Church City.

You can actually find many modern homes in Falls Church with far superior amenities than you'd find in most Vienna homes. The difference is, as you correctly pointed out, is that they are more expensive. As such, many home buyers settle for Vienna because they can't afford Falls Church.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Truther2 ()
Date: March 13, 2016 03:59PM

price point Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Ground-level fly-over country Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > milton friedman Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > And yet housing prices are higher in Falls
> > Church City than
> > > in Vienna. Man, Vienna must suck.
> >
> > As is widely known, Vienna is one of many
> nearby
> > areas where one can find a more modern home on
> a
> > much larger lot with far better amenities for
> less
> > money than in Falls Church City.
>
> You can actually find many modern homes in Falls
> Church with far superior amenities than you'd find
> in most Vienna homes. The difference is, as you
> correctly pointed out, is that they are more
> expensive. As such, many home buyers settle for
> Vienna because they can't afford Falls Church.

Wrong. Unless being 6 inches away from your neighbor on a busy street with endless noise and ambulances and screaming kids and crime is an 'amenity'.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: more beyond rte. 7 ()
Date: March 13, 2016 04:22PM

Truther2 Wrote:
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> price point Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ground-level fly-over country Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > milton friedman Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > And yet housing prices are higher in Falls
> > > Church City than
> > > > in Vienna. Man, Vienna must suck.
> > >
> > > As is widely known, Vienna is one of many
> > nearby
> > > areas where one can find a more modern home
> on
> > a
> > > much larger lot with far better amenities for
> > less
> > > money than in Falls Church City.
> >
> > You can actually find many modern homes in
> Falls
> > Church with far superior amenities than you'd
> find
> > in most Vienna homes. The difference is, as you
> > correctly pointed out, is that they are more
> > expensive. As such, many home buyers settle
> for
> > Vienna because they can't afford Falls Church.
>
> Wrong. Unless being 6 inches away from your
> neighbor on a busy street with endless noise and
> ambulances and screaming kids and crime is an
> 'amenity'.


You really need to get out and about more. There are plenty of decent sized lots with very nice homes on quiet tree lined streets.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Paul R. ()
Date: March 13, 2016 04:51PM

Tallest midget Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> McTK9 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Spotted Asshole Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > milton friedman Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Kilton Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Ground-level fly-over country Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > Dunn Loring for example is also just
> > > > > > two square miles, but because it is an
> > > > > SFH-based
> > > > > > suburb rather than some sardine-like
> > slum,
> > > it
> > > > > has
> > > > > > about 5,000 fewer people.
> > > > >
> > > > > Sheesh, good point on population. ~14k
> > people
> > > in
> > > > 2
> > > > > square miles. LOL. I didn't even realize
> > how
> > > > bad
> > > > > it was. Talk about horrible living
> > conditions
> > > > (for
> > > > > a "suburb"). The amount of ambient noise
> > must
> > > > be
> > > > > part of the reason this guy is so
> > miserable.
> > > > > (Noise is highly correlated to stress
> > levels.)
> > >
> > > > >
> > > > > And he also posts on other forums about
> > Falls
> > > > > Church? Now that's some funny shit. Not
> > > > surprising
> > > > > though - when you have as much free time
> > > during
> > > > > the workday as he does, I guess one forum
> > > isn't
> > > > > enough!
> > > >
> > > > And yet housing prices are higher in Falls
> > > Church
> > > > City than in Vienna. Man, Vienna must
> suck.
> > >
> > >
> > > It does.
> > >
> > > Too many Assholes...
> >
> > On a scale of 1 to 10 of suckiness, Falls
> Church
> > is a 10 and Vienna is a 9.9.
>
>
> True.
>
> This thread is like two Asians comparing dick
> sizes.
>
> They both come up real short.

+1. It is analogous to Asshole Spotter comparing himself to Pee Wee Herman.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: j3YDJ ()
Date: March 13, 2016 05:38PM

So the verdict is in: Falls Church is an overpriced shithole.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: much butthurt here ()
Date: March 13, 2016 05:50PM

j3YDJ Wrote:
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> So the verdict is in: Falls Church is an
> overpriced shithole.


That is the verdict of downscale imbeciles who can't afford it. Or, it is the single verdict of one poster posting under multiple names. Take your pick.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: nbJcm ()
Date: March 13, 2016 05:54PM

j3YDJ Wrote:
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> So the verdict is in: Falls Church is an overpriced shithole.

Yes, Your Honor, and so say we all.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: March 13, 2016 07:20PM

Breaking News:

Our local Falls Church fanboi has recorded & uploaded an audio clip from his 8X8 backyard:

http://soundbible.com/mp3/Traffic_Jam-Yo_Mama-1164700013.mp3

It was recorded sometime last week.

Sounds about right!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Here nor there ()
Date: March 13, 2016 07:26PM

j3YDJ Wrote:
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> So the verdict is in: Falls Church is an
> overpriced shithole.


Falls Church, Vienna, and most all of the rest of this suburban wasteland is a shithole.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: preparation ()
Date: March 14, 2016 06:39AM

much butthurt here Wrote:
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> j3YDJ Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So the verdict is in: Falls Church is an
> > overpriced shithole.
>
>
> That is the verdict of downscale imbeciles who
> can't afford it. Or, it is the single verdict of
> one poster posting under multiple names. Take
> your pick.

It is a wonder that they bother with chairs at Caffe Amouri. There is so much butthurt in Vienna that it is surprising that anyone wants to sit down.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: No mas helicopters ()
Date: March 14, 2016 03:16PM

pGHk3

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: hcMNm ()
Date: March 14, 2016 05:32PM

Gang activity increasing in Falls Church, watch out!

http://www.fox5dc.com/news/local-news/70663508-story

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: good reader ()
Date: March 14, 2016 06:31PM

hcMNm Wrote:
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> Gang activity increasing in Falls Church, watch
> out!
>
> http://www.fox5dc.com/news/local-news/70663508-sto
> ry


You might want to watch out if you are in Fairfax County because, you know, that's where the murders discussed in the article actually took place. The dead give away was the part where the sentence started "In Fairfax County...."

You wouldn't per chance be a product of the FCPS, would you?

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: quit digging ()
Date: March 14, 2016 07:32PM

good reader Wrote:
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> hcMNm Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Gang activity increasing in Falls Church, watch
> > out!
> >
> >
> http://www.fox5dc.com/news/local-news/70663508-sto
>
> > ry
>
>
> You might want to watch out if you are in Fairfax
> County because, you know, that's where the murders
> discussed in the article actually took place. The
> dead give away was the part where the sentence
> started "In Fairfax County...."
>
> You wouldn't per chance be a product of the FCPS,
> would you?

Yes, Vienna residents attend FCPS schools, if they go public. City of Falls Church residents attend the superior City of Falls Church schools.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: kk7x6 ()
Date: March 14, 2016 08:24PM

Lost cause alert.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: great reader ()
Date: March 14, 2016 08:46PM

good reader Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> hcMNm Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Gang activity increasing in Falls Church, watch
> > out!
> >
> >
> http://www.fox5dc.com/news/local-news/70663508-sto
>
> > ry
>
>
> You might want to watch out if you are in Fairfax
> County because, you know, that's where the murders
> discussed in the article actually took place. The
> dead give away was the part where the sentence
> started "In Fairfax County...."
>
> You wouldn't per chance be a product of the FCPS,
> would you?

u mad bro?

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: good reader ()
Date: March 14, 2016 09:06PM

great reader Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> good reader Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > hcMNm Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Gang activity increasing in Falls Church,
> watch
> > > out!
> > >
> > >
> >
> http://www.fox5dc.com/news/local-news/70663508-sto
>
> >
> > > ry
> >
> >
> > You might want to watch out if you are in
> Fairfax
> > County because, you know, that's where the
> murders
> > discussed in the article actually took place.
> The
> > dead give away was the part where the sentence
> > started "In Fairfax County...."
> >
> > You wouldn't per chance be a product of the
> FCPS,
> > would you?
>
> u mad bro?


No, you?

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: jyVWp ()
Date: March 14, 2016 09:15PM

OMG. People are bragging about living in Falls Church? Driving through there makes me want to L-O-L with pity...

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: self pity ()
Date: March 14, 2016 09:42PM

jyVWp Wrote:
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> OMG. People are bragging about living in Falls
> Church? Driving through there makes me want to
> L-O-L with pity...


Most likely self pity because you can't afford to live there.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: March 15, 2016 03:26PM

jyVWp Wrote:
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> OMG. People are bragging about living in Falls
> Church? Driving through there makes me want to
> L-O-L with pity...

Well, sometimes you have to look to a person's childhood to truly understand their adult behavior. In the case of our FC Fanboi, he grew up in this neighborhood:

article-0-12EF340A000005DC-165_964x736.j

So you can perhaps understand why, to him, Falls Church seems like a paradise. :-)

BTW, you know you're in bad shape as a city when the best you can compare yourself against is Vienna. LOL.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: my perspective ()
Date: March 15, 2016 03:40PM

I've lived in Lorton, Vienna and Falls Church. Vienna and Falls Church are very similar in the types of people that live there. Both are well educated and successful professionals. I'd give a slight edge to Vienna for overall livability, but not much of one. We moved to Falls Church two years ago for the schools.

As for Lorton, it's truly the arm pit of Northern Virginia. I couldn't get out of there fast enough. I made the mistake when we first moved here 10 years ago of thinking it would be OK. They can call the areas by all the new fancy names they want, but it is still Lorton. I don't care how much cheaper it is to live there in price per square foot, it isn't worth it. There is little to nothing redeeming about living in that area. It might as well be part of Prince William County.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: March 15, 2016 04:55PM

Ruh roh! If the metro is closing, how will FC Fanboi get to work??? Guess he'll have to work from home (i.e., post to FFU from home) all day. :-)

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Metro Technician ()
Date: March 15, 2016 09:02PM

Metro will be fixed in time for all you losers to get to work on Thursday. You're welcome.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Irish for a day ()
Date: March 16, 2016 10:48AM

Chalk up another win for Falls Church. It boasts one of the most popular places in the region to celebrate St. Patrick's Day.

http://wtop.com/local/2016/03/whats-favorite-place-st-patricks-day/slide/1/

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Louts and losers day ()
Date: March 16, 2016 11:10AM

Irish for a day Wrote:
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> Chalk up another win for Falls Church. It boasts
> one of the most popular places in the region to
> celebrate St. Patrick's Day.

Even in a place so desperate for attention as Falls Church, a plague of locusts is not a win.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Sgt. Hulka ()
Date: March 16, 2016 11:19AM

Louts and losers day Wrote:
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> Irish for a day Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Chalk up another win for Falls Church. It
> boasts
> > one of the most popular places in the region to
> > celebrate St. Patrick's Day.
>
> Even in a place so desperate for attention as
> Falls Church, a plague of locusts is not a win.


Aww, no need to be a whiney little bitch. No need to be a wet blanket. Throw back a pint and lighten up, Francis.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: NF9YY ()
Date: March 16, 2016 11:31AM

People go to places like Falls Church for the restaurants, sure. But living there?? Another story entirely.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: only if you can afford it ()
Date: March 16, 2016 11:38AM

NF9YY Wrote:
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> People go to places like Falls Church for the
> restaurants, sure. But living there?? Another
> story entirely.


https://www.washingtonpost.com/realestate/the-broadmont-neighborhood-in-no-virginia-is-at-the-head-of-the-class/2015/11/19/ef5250e2-83d4-11e5-a7ca-6ab6ec20f839_story.html

http://www.arlingtonmagazine.com/March-April-2013/10-Great-Neighborhoods/?cparticle=2&siarticle=1

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: schucks!!! ()
Date: March 16, 2016 11:53AM

Too expensive for me, I'll have to look further out, some place like Vienna

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: March 16, 2016 02:45PM

Oh dear. The Falls Church Fanboi is getting pretty desperate. That's what happens though when a person gets frustrated! I love the restaurant claim:

"Hey man we have a nice Irish restaurant check out this article I bet you're jealous how about you suck on that Falls Church rules baby!!!"

Totally agree with the poster above about restaurants. Falls Church is the kind of place you go to for food. Then you get the hell out of there as quickly as you can, lest you be overcome by noise, concrete, pollution, and metro riders. :-)

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: J8hyN ()
Date: March 16, 2016 03:14PM

Ya'll are nuts. There are some really nice neighborhoods in the City of Falls Church. There are even nice neighborhoods in the surrounding areas.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Anti-FC Coalition ()
Date: March 16, 2016 03:15PM

^^^ Fanboi post

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: back account ()
Date: March 16, 2016 03:19PM

^^^^ Person who can't afford to live in Falls Church post.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Inquiring mind ()
Date: March 16, 2016 03:36PM

Why are Falls Church City people posting on Fairfax Underground? Are they geography challenged?

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dead zone ()
Date: March 16, 2016 05:04PM

Sweriously, nobody goes to Falls Church City to shop or to eat. There's simply nothing there.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: wouldn't seem so ()
Date: March 16, 2016 05:26PM

Dead zone Wrote:
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> Sweriously, nobody goes to Falls Church City to
> shop or to eat. There's simply nothing there.


That seems to be contrary to popular opinion here.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: What a horrible joke ()
Date: March 16, 2016 06:46PM

Fanboi? Hahahahahaha!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: March 16, 2016 07:50PM

Inquiring mind Wrote:
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> Why are Falls Church City people posting on
> Fairfax Underground? Are they geography
> challenged?

It's one loser (Fanboi) posting under multiple names. He gets ultra butthurt whenever Falls Church is criticized. Word on the street is that he trolls other forums as well, rabidly defending Falls Church's honor. LOL.

Oh, and he's challenged in many areas. :-)

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dead zone ()
Date: March 17, 2016 06:34AM

Fanboi Wrote:
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> That seems to be contrary to popular opinion here.

Simple fact -- Falls Church is an outdated and over-priced dump. There is almost literally nothing there. Everywhere nearby is nicer. Except for 7 Corners and Culmore. Yuck!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: fact of the matter ()
Date: March 17, 2016 08:07AM

Dead zone Wrote:
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> Fanboi Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That seems to be contrary to popular opinion
> here.
>
> Simple fact -- Falls Church is an outdated and
> over-priced dump. There is almost literally
> nothing there. Everywhere nearby is nicer.
> Except for 7 Corners and Culmore. Yuck!


"Overpriced" is a simple code word for "I can't afford it."

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: evwwe ()
Date: March 17, 2016 11:09AM

This happens with lots of areas. It seems a number of those who complain or "talk shit" do not live in said area....

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dead zone ()
Date: March 17, 2016 01:14PM

Fanboi Wrote:
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> "Overpriced" is a simple code word for "I can't afford it."

LOL! "Dump" is a code word for "dump" and "overpriced" is a code word for "overpriced," each of those being a prime reason why so many people pack up their higher than FCC median household incomes and head off to live somewhere else a lot nicer -- often somewhere else with on the order of half the population density of Falls Church, somewhere else with more and better local options for shopping and dining, and somewhere else with newer, nicer homes on lots large enough for kids to throw or kick a ball around without having to use the neighbor's house as second base. Let's face it -- as an SFH-based, family-friendly suburb, Falls Church City peaked 50 years ago and has been in stark decline ever since. There are no signs of a reversal in that trend. Rather the city is now off on a campaign to become a late-bloomer Ballston wannabe. But they are so far behind in that endeavor. The place has missed that boat as well and now finds itself boxed in, unable to compete in either direction.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: PB&J ()
Date: March 17, 2016 02:09PM

Dead zone Wrote:
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> Fanboi Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > "Overpriced" is a simple code word for "I can't
> afford it."
>
> LOL! "Dump" is a code word for "dump" and
> "overpriced" is a code word for "overpriced," each
> of those being a prime reason why so many people
> pack up their higher than FCC median household
> incomes and head off to live somewhere else a lot
> nicer -- often somewhere else with on the order of
> half the population density of Falls Church,
> somewhere else with more and better local options
> for shopping and dining, and somewhere else with
> newer, nicer homes on lots large enough for kids
> to throw or kick a ball around without having to
> use the neighbor's house as second base. Let's
> face it -- as an SFH-based, family-friendly
> suburb, Falls Church City peaked 50 years ago and
> has been in stark decline ever since. There are
> no signs of a reversal in that trend. Rather the
> city is now off on a campaign to become a
> late-bloomer Ballston wannabe. But they are so
> far behind in that endeavor. The place has missed
> that boat as well and now finds itself boxed in,
> unable to compete in either direction.


You want some peanut butter for all that jelly you've got?

The facts support 0% of your post.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: March 17, 2016 02:43PM

Dead zone Wrote:
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> Simple fact -- Falls Church is an outdated and
> over-priced dump.

Hey, before you call it a dump -- DID YOU SEE THE ARTICLE POSTED BEFORE ABOUT HOW FALLS CHURCH HAS A DECENT IRISH RESTAURANT WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT DOESN'T THAT MAKE YOU WANT TO LIVE THERE AREN'T YOU JEALOUS HOW ABOUT YOU SUCK ON THAT????

If the fanboi wants to live like a sardine, more power to him. Just leaves more space in nicer places for the rest of us. :-)

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: arlnow ()
Date: March 17, 2016 02:48PM

Arlington #1
City Of Falls Church #2
Fairfax County #3

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Weep after Reading ()
Date: March 17, 2016 05:08PM

Falls Church: The Armpit of Northern Virginia

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: read this ()
Date: March 18, 2016 10:42AM

Weep after Reading Wrote:
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> Falls Church: The Armpit of Northern Virginia


I suppose that would make Vienna the anus of Northern Virginia and Lorton the Dingleberry.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: google maps ()
Date: March 18, 2016 12:06PM

read this Wrote:
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> Weep after Reading Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Falls Church: The Armpit of Northern Virginia
>
>
> I suppose that would make Vienna the anus of
> Northern Virginia and Lorton the Dingleberry.


Vienna sure does get a lot of traffic.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Judge&Jury ()
Date: March 18, 2016 07:42PM

This has gone on too long. Falls Church is where zeroes go to zero. End of discussion.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: pectin ()
Date: March 19, 2016 10:12AM

Judge&Jury Wrote:
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> This has gone on too long. Falls Church is where
> zeroes go to zero. End of discussion.


Jelly, jelly, jelly.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dead zone ()
Date: March 19, 2016 10:42AM

Fanboi Wrote:
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> You want some peanut butter for all that jelly
> you've got? The facts support 0% of your post.

This is exactly the sort of pointlessly childish response that would be expected from a student at the Mary Ellen Henderson Middle School.

Simply put here, there is nothing in Falls Church City for anyone to be jealous of. Housing is overpriced, yards are tiny, and quality shopping and dining spots are virtually non-existent. All the bucolic charm of Ballston, but with none of the amenities. It's just one tiny little Loserville.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dead zone ()
Date: March 19, 2016 10:55AM

Kilton Wrote:
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> Hey, before you call it a dump -- DID YOU SEE THE
> ARTICLE POSTED BEFORE ABOUT HOW FALLS CHURCH HAS A
> DECENT IRISH RESTAURANT WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT...

It was a better place when it was The Broad Street.

> If the fanboi wants to live like a sardine, more
> power to him. Just leaves more space in nicer
> places for the rest of us. :-)

Sadly, it isn't that he WANTS to live there. He's secretly as disgusted with the place as everyone else. This is why he extols "downtown" restaurants while dissing all the top-rated suburban options, none of which of course are in the City of Falls Church. LOL! What a dreary little dorf!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dead zone ()
Date: March 19, 2016 11:01AM

google maps Wrote:
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> Vienna sure does get a lot of traffic.

No problem. If you encounter rush-hour delays through Vienna in the morning, simply go to work in the afternoon or evening instead. This is what "Side Street Driver" does. He's a google-map moron of course.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: proud Vienna resident ()
Date: March 19, 2016 12:55PM

P@vL0v Wrote:
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> http://www.livability.com/best-places/top-100-best
> -small-towns/2015?page=1
>
> Not all that surprisingly, Vienna couldn't crack
> the top 100

Vienna is the world's most livable city.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/magazine/vienna-is-cited-as-the-worlds-most-livable-city-most-exciting-not-so-much/2016/03/15/d50f6ee8-dbd3-11e5-925f-1d10062cc82d_story.html

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Trapped in Vienna ()
Date: March 19, 2016 01:53PM

Dead zone Wrote:
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> google maps Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Vienna sure does get a lot of traffic.
>
> No problem. If you encounter rush-hour delays
> through Vienna in the morning, simply go to work
> in the afternoon or evening instead. This is what
> "Side Street Driver" does. He's a google-map
> moron of course.


That's what I have to do living there. I can't go anywhere other than at night and during a few brief windows when traffic dies down to a reasonable levels. Wherever you need to go add 30 minutes to get anywhere and back.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: wrong again, bozo ()
Date: March 19, 2016 02:35PM

Dead zone Wrote:
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> Kilton Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hey, before you call it a dump -- DID YOU SEE
> THE
> > ARTICLE POSTED BEFORE ABOUT HOW FALLS CHURCH HAS
> A
> > DECENT IRISH RESTAURANT WHAT DO YOU THINK OF
> THAT...
>
> It was a better place when it was The Broad
> Street.

The Broad Street became Dogwood you absolute fucking moron. Way to shit the bed on that one you colossal dumbass.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: fZ3ad ()
Date: March 19, 2016 02:37PM

Dead zone Wrote:
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> Fanboi Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You want some peanut butter for all that jelly
> > you've got? The facts support 0% of your post.
>
> This is exactly the sort of pointlessly childish
> response that would be expected from a student at
> the Mary Ellen Henderson Middle School.

Spoken like a product of the subpar and declining FCPS.

> Simply put here, there is nothing in Falls Church
> City for anyone to be jealous of. Housing is
> overpriced, yards are tiny, and quality shopping
> and dining spots are virtually non-existent. All
> the bucolic charm of Ballston, but with none of
> the amenities. It's just one tiny little
> Loserville.

Thou doth protest too much. Your whining betrays your true sentiments of butthurt envy.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Good Lord ()
Date: March 19, 2016 03:40PM

fZ3ad Wrote:
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> Dead zone Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fanboi Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > You want some peanut butter for all that
> jelly
> > > you've got? The facts support 0% of your
> post.
> >
> > This is exactly the sort of pointlessly
> childish
> > response that would be expected from a student
> at
> > the Mary Ellen Henderson Middle School.
>
> Spoken like a product of the subpar and declining
> FCPS.
>
> > Simply put here, there is nothing in Falls
> Church
> > City for anyone to be jealous of. Housing is
> > overpriced, yards are tiny, and quality
> shopping
> > and dining spots are virtually non-existent.
> All
> > the bucolic charm of Ballston, but with none of
> > the amenities. It's just one tiny little
> > Loserville.
>
> Thou doth protest too much. Your whining betrays
> your true sentiments of butthurt envy.

You = Loser

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: you're mad ()
Date: March 19, 2016 04:28PM

Good Lord Wrote:
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> fZ3ad Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dead zone Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Fanboi Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > You want some peanut butter for all that
> > jelly
> > > > you've got? The facts support 0% of your
> > post.
> > >
> > > This is exactly the sort of pointlessly
> > childish
> > > response that would be expected from a
> student
> > at
> > > the Mary Ellen Henderson Middle School.
> >
> > Spoken like a product of the subpar and
> declining
> > FCPS.
> >
> > > Simply put here, there is nothing in Falls
> > Church
> > > City for anyone to be jealous of. Housing is
> > > overpriced, yards are tiny, and quality
> > shopping
> > > and dining spots are virtually non-existent.
> > All
> > > the bucolic charm of Ballston, but with none
> of
> > > the amenities. It's just one tiny little
> > > Loserville.
> >
> > Thou doth protest too much. Your whining
> betrays
> > your true sentiments of butthurt envy.
>
> You = Loser


Why so mad? Cause you're jelly?

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: get a life ()
Date: March 19, 2016 08:23PM

Fanboy needs a life that's for sure, same guy responding to every post with different names. Pathetic!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: March 20, 2016 10:05AM

Dead zone Wrote:
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> This is exactly the sort of pointlessly childish
> response that would be expected from a student at
> the Mary Ellen Henderson Middle School.

Well, cut the fanboi a bit of slack. He just learned a new term (jelly), and by golly he's going to use the heck out of it. :-) He's always a few years behind the rest of society. For example, back in the day when he first came to FFU and saw people posting pictures, it literally took him 2 years to figure out how. Then once he cracked the mystery, he started attaching a picture to every post thinking that he was impressing people. LOL.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dead zone ()
Date: March 20, 2016 10:38AM

Trapped in Vienna Wrote:
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> That's what I have to do living there. I can't go
> anywhere other than at night and during a few
> brief windows when traffic dies down to a
> reasonable levels. Wherever you need to go add 30
> minutes to get anywhere and back.

What a worthless douche! Actual people who live in Vienna have few problems with local traffic at all. They know how to get out of town quickly and easily in the morning and how to get back in again at night. The people who have problems are the people who are SUPPOSED to have problems -- West County dipshits trying to use Vienna as a means to get from their outlying boondocks homes to work in Tysons. They end up being backed up on 123 for extended periods. Good for them. Take the Metro next time.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just noticed,,, ()
Date: March 20, 2016 10:40AM

.....Manassas made number 10 on that list!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dead zone ()
Date: March 20, 2016 10:41AM

wrong again, bozo Wrote:
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> The Broad Street became Dogwood you absolute fucking moron.
> Way to shit the bed on that one you colossal dumbass.

LOL! Wrong side of the street.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dead zone ()
Date: March 20, 2016 10:49AM

fZ3ad Wrote:
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> Spoken like a product of the subpar and declining FCPS.

Never attended FCPS. Did attend some of the most selective and highly regarded schools in the country however.

> Thou doth protest too much. Your whining betrays
> your true sentiments of butthurt envy.

Thou doth post too much wanton bullshit. Falls Church is a decaying shit-hole. There is really no debate over that. It lacks everything that such a place ought to have. Your stupid babble changes none of that.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dartster ()
Date: March 20, 2016 11:05AM

wrong again, bozo Wrote:
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> The Broad Street became Dogwood you absolute
> fucking moron. Way to shit the bed on that one
> you colossal dumbass.

I used to throw darts at The Broad Street on Thursday nights back in the 90s, in part because they had free Alaskan crab legs during happy hour on Thursdays. Those were the days. But it was definitely in Mason Square where the Four Provinces is now.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dead zone ()
Date: March 20, 2016 11:11AM

Kilton Wrote:
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> Well, cut the fanboi a bit of slack. He just
> learned a new term (jelly), and by golly he's
> going to use the heck out of it. :-)

Isn't that like a middle school word?

> He's always a few years behind the rest of society.
> For example, back in the day when he first came to FFU
> and saw people posting pictures, it literally took him
> 2 years to figure out how. Then once he cracked the
> mystery, he started attaching a picture to every post
> thinking that he was impressing people. LOL.

I don't go back that far, but it's certainly believable.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: wrong again, bozo ()
Date: March 20, 2016 08:42PM

Dartster Wrote:
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> wrong again, bozo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The Broad Street became Dogwood you absolute
> > fucking moron. Way to shit the bed on that one
> > you colossal dumbass.
>
> I used to throw darts at The Broad Street on
> Thursday nights back in the 90s, in part because
> they had free Alaskan crab legs during happy hour
> on Thursdays. Those were the days. But it was
> definitely in Mason Square where the Four
> Provinces is now.

Maybe you had a few too many and didn't know which watering hole you were stumbling out of. Or, your memory is failing you.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/broad-street-tavern-falls-church-2

132 W. Broad is the current home of Dogwood.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/dogwood-tavern-falls-church

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: wrong again, bozo ()
Date: March 20, 2016 08:44PM

Dead zone Wrote:
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> wrong again, bozo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The Broad Street became Dogwood you absolute
> fucking moron.
> > Way to shit the bed on that one you colossal
> dumbass.
>
> LOL! Wrong side of the street.


For you...


http://www.yelp.com/biz/broad-street-tavern-falls-church-2

132 W. Broad is the current home of Dogwood.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/dogwood-tavern-falls-church

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Trapped in Vienna ()
Date: March 20, 2016 09:17PM

Dead zone Wrote:
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> Trapped in Vienna Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That's what I have to do living there. I can't
> go
> > anywhere other than at night and during a few
> > brief windows when traffic dies down to a
> > reasonable levels. Wherever you need to go add
> 30
> > minutes to get anywhere and back.
>
> What a worthless douche! Actual people who live
> in Vienna have few problems with local traffic at
> all. They know how to get out of town quickly and
> easily in the morning and how to get back in again
> at night. The people who have problems are the
> people who are SUPPOSED to have problems -- West
> County dipshits trying to use Vienna as a means to
> get from their outlying boondocks homes to work in
> Tysons. They end up being backed up on 123 for
> extended periods. Good for them. Take the Metro
> next time.


Every impediment and every bit of traffic affects those living there more than anyone else. Every day out. Every day back in. There are no secrets. Just unavoidable traffic.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: March 21, 2016 07:19AM

Glad to see we're all in agreement now that Falls Church sucks. It's refreshing to see folks on different sides of the aisle work out their differences and come to agreement on the major topic at hand. :-) Now we can debate the other, less important subjects such as the former name of some stupid restaurant or Vienna's traffic woes.

BTW, here's a pic of Fanboi's neighborhood:

sardine1.jpg

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dead zone ()
Date: March 21, 2016 08:47AM

Trapped in Vienna Wrote:
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> Every impediment and every bit of traffic affects
> those living there more than anyone else. Every
> day out. Every day back in. There are no
> secrets. Just unavoidable traffic.

What a thoroughly stupid thing to say! Hardly surprising from a whacked-out Falls Church douchebag, however. The victims of Vienna traffic are those trying to go THROUGH the town from west to east in the morning rush and the opposite in the afternoon. By design, their options are to sit and stew on 123 or to divert onto various bypass routes that allow them to go around the town entirely. Actual town residents are merely trying to LEAVE Vienna in the morning, and they know better than to try to use 123 as any part of accomplishing that. As a shut-in over at Sunrise of course, you wouldn't know much about that. All you would know is what you can take a weak stab at from your silly misreading of google maps.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: What a jerk... ()
Date: March 21, 2016 10:19AM

Remember when he thought it was impossible to get from Dunn Loring to downtown Vienna by cutting across Electric Avenue? Or how about the time he claimed he could cut through Vienna's neighborhood streets to get from southbound Gallows Road to Park Street. They just don't come much dumber than this guy.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: not geographically challenged ()
Date: March 21, 2016 10:41AM

Dead zone Wrote:
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> Trapped in Vienna Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Every impediment and every bit of traffic
> affects
> > those living there more than anyone else.
> Every
> > day out. Every day back in. There are no
> > secrets. Just unavoidable traffic.
>
> What a thoroughly stupid thing to say! Hardly
> surprising from a whacked-out Falls Church
> douchebag, however. The victims of Vienna traffic
> are those trying to go THROUGH the town from west
> to east in the morning rush and the opposite in
> the afternoon. By design, their options are to
> sit and stew on 123 or to divert onto various
> bypass routes that allow them to go around the
> town entirely. Actual town residents are merely
> trying to LEAVE Vienna in the morning, and they
> know better than to try to use 123 as any part of
> accomplishing that. As a shut-in over at Sunrise
> of course, you wouldn't know much about that. All
> you would know is what you can take a weak stab at
> from your silly misreading of google maps.

As someone who has demonstrated his inability to distinguish the difference between the north and south sides of Broad Street in Falls Church, it is hardly surprising you can't navigate the 20+ primary streets in Vienna.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dartster ()
Date: March 21, 2016 11:41AM

wrong again, bozo Wrote:
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> Maybe you had a few too many and didn't know which watering hole
> you were stumbling out of. Or, your memory is failing you.

Perhaps I was not sufficiently clear yesterday, so here is a little more detail. I and a number of friends and co-workers were regular patrons of The Broad Street back in the 1990s. It was one of our go-to spots, especially for Thursday happy hours. All of us -- male and female -- were dart-throwers back then, with about half I would say having been active as WADA team members, maybe more than that during the summer season. There is no confusion at all as to where The Broad Street was located. It was at 105 West Broad Street in the George Mason Square building. Where Ireland's Four Provinces would later open up.

> 132 W. Broad is the current home of Dogwood.

That's STILL on the wrong side of the street. How long does it typically take you to realize that you have made a complete mess of something?

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dead zone ()
Date: March 21, 2016 11:47AM

Worthless "Side Street Driver" Asshole Wrote:
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> As someone who has demonstrated his inability to
> distinguish the difference between the north and
> south sides of Broad Street in Falls Church, it is
> hardly surprising you can't navigate the 20+
> primary streets in Vienna.

Go fuck yourself, asshole. You've blindly stepped into yet another pile of dog-shit. You will never be able to wipe away the memory of this one either.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dead zone ()
Date: March 21, 2016 11:51AM

Dartster Wrote:
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> That's STILL on the wrong side of the street. How
> long does it typically take you to realize that
> you have made a complete mess of something?

Pay the babbling piece of shit no mind at all. He's just an ignorant lying dumbfuck asshole. Don't be surprised if he claims to have OWNED The Broad Street next. Such a douche!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: LOL... ()
Date: March 21, 2016 11:58AM

What a jerk... Wrote:
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> Remember when he thought it was impossible to get
> from Dunn Loring to downtown Vienna by cutting
> across Electric Avenue? Or how about the time he
> claimed he could cut through Vienna's neighborhood
> streets to get from southbound Gallows Road to
> Park Street. They just don't come much dumber
> than this guy.

Well, thank God he told us that scallop season was long past and reminded us of how easy it is to get from LaGuardia to midtown Manhattan on that convenient even though long-defunct water taxi service. LOL! What a total asshole!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dead zone ()
Date: March 21, 2016 12:25PM

not geographically challenged Wrote:
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> As someone who has demonstrated his inability to
> distinguish the difference between the north and
> south sides of Broad Street in Falls Church, it is
> hardly surprising you can't navigate the 20+
> primary streets in Vienna.

Dogfood is on the north side of the street. That's why it has an even-numbered address. The Broad Street -- now Ireland's Four Provinces -- is on the south side, which is why it has an odd-numbered address. Was that too deep for you, dumbass?

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: squeeze box ()
Date: March 21, 2016 12:26PM

Kilton Wrote:
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> Glad to see we're all in agreement now that Falls
> Church sucks. It's refreshing to see folks on
> different sides of the aisle work out their
> differences and come to agreement on the major
> topic at hand. :-) Now we can debate the other,
> less important subjects such as the former name of
> some stupid restaurant or Vienna's traffic woes.
>
> BTW, here's a pic of Fanboi's neighborhood:
>
> src="http://thumbs.ifood.tv/files/images/editor/im
> ages/sardine1.jpg">

If you want to see sardines, check out the aptly named Locust Street in Vienna.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: wrong again, bozo ()
Date: March 21, 2016 12:48PM

Dartster Wrote:
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> wrong again, bozo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Maybe you had a few too many and didn't know
> which watering hole
> > you were stumbling out of. Or, your memory is
> failing you.
>
> Perhaps I was not sufficiently clear yesterday, so
> here is a little more detail. I and a number of
> friends and co-workers were regular patrons of The
> Broad Street back in the 1990s. It was one of our
> go-to spots, especially for Thursday happy hours.
> All of us -- male and female -- were dart-throwers
> back then, with about half I would say having been
> active as WADA team members, maybe more than that
> during the summer season. There is no confusion
> at all as to where The Broad Street was located.
> It was at 105 West Broad Street in the George
> Mason Square building. Where Ireland's Four
> Provinces would later open up.

Wrong, asshole. As demonstrated by Yelp! Broad Street was located at 132 Broad Street.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/broad-street-tavern-falls-church-2

Click the link to see for yourself.

When you Google Broad Street Tavern, the first thing that comes up is Dogwood.

http://bfy.tw/4rVb


> > 132 W. Broad is the current home of Dogwood.
>
> That's STILL on the wrong side of the street. How
> long does it typically take you to realize that
> you have made a complete mess of something?

I've made a mess of you once again. I realized that instantly. You've been flattened out in the middle of Broad for all the patrons of Dogwood (formerly Broad St.) and the Four Provinces to see.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dartster ()
Date: March 21, 2016 12:50PM

Dead zone Wrote:
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> Pay the babbling piece of shit no mind at all.
> He's just an ignorant lying dumbfuck asshole.
> Don't be surprised if he claims to have OWNED The
> Broad Street next. Such a douche!

I think I've got a better picture now. Still, The Broad Street was a really nice place, with or without darts or free Alaskan crab legs. My wife used to travel some for work, and the kids just loved that, first because they got to "camp out" in the guest room while she was away, and second, because one night in there, we were going to go over to The Broad Street where I would have a beer or two and throw some casual darts while they would have enough quarters to spend a couple of hours on the Video Poker machines at the bar. Some great memories over there. Sorry it went away.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: not geographically challenged ()
Date: March 21, 2016 12:53PM

Dead zone Wrote:
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> Worthless "Side Street Driver" Asshole Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > As someone who has demonstrated his inability
> to
> > distinguish the difference between the north
> and
> > south sides of Broad Street in Falls Church, it
> is
> > hardly surprising you can't navigate the 20+
> > primary streets in Vienna.
>
> Go fuck yourself, asshole. You've blindly stepped
> into yet another pile of dog-shit.

I've come nowhere close to stepping into you. I've bested you once again, of course.

PS - isn't it about time for your made up trip to the Space Coast. You've got about two weeks to make up the details of your fake trip. If you were actually going, I'd buy you a bag of peanuts, but we both know you aren't.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: 6WJdC ()
Date: March 21, 2016 01:49PM

LOL... Wrote:
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> What a jerk... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Remember when he thought it was impossible to
> get
> > from Dunn Loring to downtown Vienna by cutting
> > across Electric Avenue? Or how about the time
> he
> > claimed he could cut through Vienna's
> neighborhood
> > streets to get from southbound Gallows Road to
> > Park Street. They just don't come much dumber
> > than this guy.
>
> Well, thank God he told us that scallop season was
> long past and reminded us of how easy it is to get
> from LaGuardia to midtown Manhattan on that
> convenient even though long-defunct water taxi
> service. LOL! What a total asshole!


Sorry, not the same person Asshole... There are lots of us here who abuse your dumb ass on a regular basis. I couldn't give a shit about how to get around the mess that is Vienna or what dumpy little place there was located where. I know that it's hard to keep track of who's saying what when you're responding to your own idiot sock puppet posts. lol

BTW, did you mean this shuttle which you (wrongly as always) claimed stopped operating in 1998?

Quote

"Circle Line would not be the first to offer business travelers an alternative to taxicabs as a way to get from the Wall Street area to La Guardia. Delta Air Lines provided a similar service, which was operated in its later years by New York Waterway, until the end of 2000, when the service closed."

Doh! lol

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Aeroplane ()
Date: March 21, 2016 02:50PM

Kilton Wrote:
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> Glad to see we're all in agreement now that Falls
> Church sucks. ...

Sigh, I guess even fanboy finally realized..

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: not a difficult concept ()
Date: March 21, 2016 03:28PM

Aeroplane Wrote:
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> Sigh, I guess even fanboy finally realized..


Realized what? That a couple of morons agree on something? Idiots agree with false premises all of the time. That's what makes them idiots.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: March 21, 2016 04:33PM

Dead zone Wrote:
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> Pay the babbling piece of shit no mind at all.
> He's just an ignorant lying dumbfuck asshole.
> Don't be surprised if he claims to have OWNED The
> Broad Street next. Such a douche!

Hey, if you had to cram on the metro to get to and from work every day, you'd be a piece of shit asshole too. :-)

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: in the news... ()
Date: March 21, 2016 04:52PM

Dead zone Wrote:
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> not geographically challenged Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > As someone who has demonstrated his inability
> to
> > distinguish the difference between the north
> and
> > south sides of Broad Street in Falls Church, it
> is
> > hardly surprising you can't navigate the 20+
> > primary streets in Vienna.
>
> Dogfood is on the north side of the street.
> That's why it has an even-numbered address. The
> Broad Street -- now Ireland's Four Provinces -- is
> on the south side, which is why it has an
> odd-numbered address. Was that too deep for you,
> dumbass?


You seem to have your locations mixed up. The local newspaper even indicated that Dogwood took over the spot from Broad Street in 2008.

Dogwood Tavern is opening Thursday, April 24 at 132 W. Broad Street in Falls Church. The new casual dining restaurant will serve slightly southern American fare including a raw bar. While Dogwood Tavern is in the space previously occupied by Broad Street Tavern, owners Chris Lefbom, Adam Lubar and Wilson Whitney have made dramatic improvements and changes to the interior and have added outdoor seating in the back. Entertainment will include live acoustic music and sports on large flat screen televisions. Lefbom, Lubar and Whitney also own and operate Ragtime www.ragtimerestaurant.com) and Rhodeside Grill (www.rhodesidegrill.com).

https://fcnp.com/2008/04/23/falls-church-business-news-a-notes/

Looks like you were mistaken. I'm sure it's not the first time and it certainly won't be the last.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: white trash ()
Date: March 21, 2016 05:34PM

squeeze box Wrote:
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> Kilton Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Glad to see we're all in agreement now that
> Falls
> > Church sucks. It's refreshing to see folks on
> > different sides of the aisle work out their
> > differences and come to agreement on the major
> > topic at hand. :-) Now we can debate the other,
> > less important subjects such as the former name
> of
> > some stupid restaurant or Vienna's traffic
> woes.
> >
> > BTW, here's a pic of Fanboi's neighborhood:
> >
> > >
> src="http://thumbs.ifood.tv/files/images/editor/im
>
> > ages/sardine1.jpg">
>
> If you want to see sardines, check out the aptly
> named Locust Street in Vienna.

Locust St. and Park Terrace Ct. have some nasty, nasty little shoeboxes. It is no wonder there are so many crime reports from there.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: vienna sardine fanboi ()
Date: March 21, 2016 06:50PM

white trash Wrote:
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> squeeze box Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Kilton Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Glad to see we're all in agreement now that
> > Falls
> > > Church sucks. It's refreshing to see folks on
> > > different sides of the aisle work out their
> > > differences and come to agreement on the
> major
> > > topic at hand. :-) Now we can debate the
> other,
> > > less important subjects such as the former
> name
> > of
> > > some stupid restaurant or Vienna's traffic
> > woes.
> > >
> > > BTW, here's a pic of Fanboi's neighborhood:
> > >
> > > > >
> >
> src="http://thumbs.ifood.tv/files/images/editor/im
>
> >
> > > ages/sardine1.jpg">
> >
> > If you want to see sardines, check out the
> aptly
> > named Locust Street in Vienna.
>
> Locust St. and Park Terrace Ct. have some nasty,
> nasty little shoeboxes. It is no wonder there are
> so many crime reports from there.

692 sq. ft. Are you kidding me? That is nasty. http://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/Vienna-VA/pmf,pf_pt/condo_type/51773198_zpid/21080_rid/any_days/globalrelevanceex_sort/38.903784,-77.258379,38.90148,-77.260922_rect/18_zm/

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: 22180 resident ()
Date: March 21, 2016 07:26PM

vienna sardine fanboi Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> white trash Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > squeeze box Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Kilton Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Glad to see we're all in agreement now that
> > > Falls
> > > > Church sucks. It's refreshing to see folks
> on
> > > > different sides of the aisle work out their
> > > > differences and come to agreement on the
> > major
> > > > topic at hand. :-) Now we can debate the
> > other,
> > > > less important subjects such as the former
> > name
> > > of
> > > > some stupid restaurant or Vienna's traffic
> > > woes.
> > > >
> > > > BTW, here's a pic of Fanboi's neighborhood:
> > > >
> > > > > > >
> > >
> >
> src="http://thumbs.ifood.tv/files/images/editor/im
>
> >
> > >
> > > > ages/sardine1.jpg">
> > >
> > > If you want to see sardines, check out the
> > aptly
> > > named Locust Street in Vienna.
> >
> > Locust St. and Park Terrace Ct. have some
> nasty,
> > nasty little shoeboxes. It is no wonder there
> are
> > so many crime reports from there.
>
> 692 sq. ft. Are you kidding me? That is nasty.
> http://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/Vienna-VA/pmf
> ,pf_pt/condo_type/51773198_zpid/21080_rid/any_days
> /globalrelevanceex_sort/38.903784,-77.258379,38.90
> 148,-77.260922_rect/18_zm/

Please leave Vienna out of this.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: sandifer ()
Date: March 21, 2016 08:04PM

just noticed,,, Wrote:
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> .....Manassas made number 10 on that list!


No shit. I would love to live in Manassas if I could. Falls Church sucks.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dense will be Dense ()
Date: March 21, 2016 08:14PM

Virginia population densities:

http://www.indexmundi.com/facts/united-states/quick-facts/virginia/population-density#chart

Falls Church only beaten by horribly overcrowded Alexandria and Arlington. That's got to hurt. Badly.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Major Barbara ()
Date: March 21, 2016 08:37PM

Dense will be Dense Wrote:
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> Virginia population densities:
>
> http://www.indexmundi.com/facts/united-states/quic
> k-facts/virginia/population-density#chart
>
> Falls Church only beaten by horribly overcrowded
> Alexandria and Arlington. That's got to hurt.
> Badly.

Why are housing prices high where density is high, and housing prices are low where density is low? That makes no sense.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Benjamins ()
Date: March 21, 2016 08:47PM

Dense will be Dense Wrote:
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> Virginia population densities:
>
> http://www.indexmundi.com/facts/united-states/quic
> k-facts/virginia/population-density#chart
>
> Falls Church only beaten by horribly overcrowded
> Alexandria and Arlington. That's got to hurt.
> Badly.


It hurts for people who can't afford to live closer in. That's for sure!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Barbara's Labia Majora ()
Date: March 21, 2016 09:10PM

Major Barbara Wrote:
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> Dense will be Dense Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Virginia population densities:
> >
> >
> http://www.indexmundi.com/facts/united-states/quic
>
> > k-facts/virginia/population-density#chart
> >
> > Falls Church only beaten by horribly
> overcrowded
> > Alexandria and Arlington. That's got to hurt.
> > Badly.
>
> Why are housing prices high where density is high,
> and housing prices are low where density is low?
> That makes no sense.


Because it's just a trivially simple population/sq miles calculation based on larger political boundaries and doesn't reflect building density and variations within, characteristics of real estate as far as single-family vs multi-tenant, proximity to other centers of activity, or many other variables which affect real estate values.

In other words, it's just a dumb stat used by mopes trying to show that one over-built suburban shit hole is better than another over-built suburban shit hole.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: March 22, 2016 07:28AM

Major Barbara Wrote:
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> Why are housing prices high where density is high,
> and housing prices are low where density is low?
> That makes no sense.

Makes perfect sense to anyone with an IQ over 50. :-) You see, Falls Church is like a loser magnet. It attracts losers far and wide who have to work in downtown DC, but who don't want to live in a city or a city-like environment and who can't afford the nicer areas of DC itself or the likes of Alexandria. But unless you're willing to sit in traffic for hours a day, these things simply don't go together. So you end up with city-like "suburbs" like Falls Church - overcrowded, traffic laden, noisy, concrete-as-far-as-the-eye-can-see towns that bait losers into moving there with promises of suburbia paradise. But alas, it simply isn't to be, and once a person goes through the effort of moving there, it's very difficult for them to ever admit to themselves that they had the wool pulled over their eyes. :-)

Hope this helps!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: proud vienna resident ()
Date: March 22, 2016 08:01AM

Kilton Wrote:
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> Major Barbara Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Why are housing prices high where density is
> high,
> > and housing prices are low where density is
> low?
> > That makes no sense.
>
> Makes perfect sense to anyone with an IQ over 50.
> :-) You see, Vienna is like a loser
> magnet
. It attracts losers far and wide who
> have to work in downtown DC, but who don't want to
> live in a city or a city-like environment and who
> can't afford the nicer areas of DC itself or the
> likes of Alexandria. But unless you're willing to
> sit in traffic for hours a day, these things
> simply don't go together. So you end up with
> city-like "suburbs" like Vienna -
> overcrowded, traffic laden, noisy,
> concrete-as-far-as-the-eye-can-see towns that bait
> losers into moving there with promises of suburbia
> paradise. But alas, it simply isn't to be, and
> once a person goes through the effort of moving
> there, it's very difficult for them to ever admit
> to themselves that they had the wool pulled over
> their eyes. :-)
>
> Hope this helps!

That's not very nice.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dead zone ()
Date: March 22, 2016 08:19AM

Falls Church Failure Wrote:
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> If you want to see sardines, check out the aptly named
> Locust Street in Vienna.

There are two Locust Streets in Vienna, as those actually familiar with the Town would have known. The one in the SE quadrant is home to tenement-like, 3000 sqft townhomes that list for just under a million bucks. They are actually snow-bird homes, designed for those who live here in the summer months, then head down to warmer climes for the winter. One of those is on the market right now. Note the personal elevator. Does your dump include one of those?

https://www.redfin.com/VA/Vienna/231-Locust-St-SE-22180/unit-2/home/28651753

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dead zone ()
Date: March 22, 2016 08:55AM

Failed Falls Church Fucktard Wrote:
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> Wrong, asshole. As demonstrated by Yelp! Broad
> Street was located at 132 Broad Street.

No, it wasn't you fabulously disinformed dipshit. It was located where IFP is today. But you are one of the few to be so fucking stupid that you don't recognize the simple fact that Google-logic always gives you the next best thing. It can't find "The Broad Street Restaurant" anymore, so it gives you "restaurants on Broad Street". You just fall flat on your face (yes, again) as the result of something that simple. This is because you are a completely worthless failtard. In plain and simple fact, there is not now and never has been any connection at all between The Broad Street Restaurant and Dogwood Tavern. You are just too fucking stupid to have followed the bouncing ball in real time. Instead, you now expect to be able to stand here and contradict people who actually frequented The Broad Street twenty years ago without making an even bigger fucking asshole of yourself than you already have. THAT plan is not working out well for you at all, you pitiful moron.

> I've made a mess of you once again.

LOL! The only mess you've made here is in your own pants. Time for a diaper-change, dumbshit.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dead zone ()
Date: March 22, 2016 09:22AM

not geographically challenged Wrote:
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> PS - isn't it about time for your made up trip to
> the Space Coast. You've got about two weeks to
> make up the details of your fake trip. If you
> were actually going, I'd buy you a bag of peanuts,
> but we both know you aren't.

Is that your famous ENVY and BUTTHURT showing yet again? Hahaha! Stew in it, you miserable degraded Falls Church unfortunate. Meanwhile, we are very much looking forward to the 2017 trip to the Nats' new Spring Training home in Palm Beach, but we've been to Viera so many times now that we're doing something a little different this year -- flying down to Atlanta for the Nats season opener at Turner Field. We'll be back here of course and sitting in our usual season-ticket Club Level seats for the home opener against The Fish. I don't exactly expect to be bumping into you or any other such urchins at either venue though. So, you can go back to the burning pangs of eating your heart out now. Maybe console yourself with a cup of Fazenda Santa Ines. LOL! What a total dork-fuck!!!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: #s ()
Date: March 22, 2016 09:54AM

Kilton Wrote:
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> Major Barbara Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Why are housing prices high where density is
> high,
> > and housing prices are low where density is
> low?
> > That makes no sense.
>
> Makes perfect sense to anyone with an IQ over 50.
> :-) You see, Falls Church is like a loser
> magnet
. It attracts losers far and wide who
> have to work in downtown DC, but who don't want to
> live in a city or a city-like environment and who
> can't afford the nicer areas of DC itself or the
> likes of Alexandria.

MRISFEB.jpg

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: excuses are like assholes ()
Date: March 22, 2016 09:55AM

Dead zone Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> not geographically challenged Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > PS - isn't it about time for your made up trip
> to
> > the Space Coast. You've got about two weeks to
> > make up the details of your fake trip. If you
> > were actually going, I'd buy you a bag of
> peanuts,
> > but we both know you aren't.
>
> Is that your famous ENVY and BUTTHURT showing yet
> again? Hahaha! Stew in it, you miserable
> degraded Falls Church unfortunate. Meanwhile, we
> are very much looking forward to the 2017 trip to
> the Nats' new Spring Training home in Palm Beach,
> but we've been to Viera so many times now that
> we're doing something a little different this year
> -- flying down to Atlanta for the Nats season
> opener at Turner Field. We'll be back here of
> course and sitting in our usual season-ticket Club
> Level seats for the home opener against The Fish.
> I don't exactly expect to be bumping into you or
> any other such urchins at either venue though.
> So, you can go back to the burning pangs of eating
> your heart out now. Maybe console yourself with a
> cup of Fazenda Santa Ines. LOL! What a total
> dork-fuck!!!


Bwahahahahahahahahahhaah. Nice excuse!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: all the news fit to print ()
Date: March 22, 2016 10:00AM

Dead zone Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Failed Falls Church Fucktard Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wrong, asshole. As demonstrated by Yelp!
> Broad
> > Street was located at 132 Broad Street.
>
> No, it wasn't you fabulously disinformed dipshit.
> It was located where IFP is today.

Dogwood Tavern is opening Thursday, April 24 at 132 W. Broad Street in Falls Church. The new casual dining restaurant will serve slightly southern American fare including a raw bar. While Dogwood Tavern is in the space previously occupied by Broad Street Tavern, owners Chris Lefbom, Adam Lubar and Wilson Whitney have made dramatic improvements and changes to the interior and have added outdoor seating in the back. Entertainment will include live acoustic music and sports on large flat screen televisions. Lefbom, Lubar and Whitney also own and operate Ragtime www.ragtimerestaurant.com) and Rhodeside Grill (www.rhodesidegrill.com).

https://fcnp.com/2008/04/23/falls-church-business-news-a-notes/

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: map it out ()
Date: March 22, 2016 10:07AM

Dense will be Dense Wrote:
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> Virginia population densities:
>
> http://www.indexmundi.com/facts/united-states/quic
> k-facts/virginia/population-density#chart
>
> Falls Church only beaten by horribly overcrowded
> Alexandria and Arlington. That's got to hurt.
> Badly.


So, unless you live down along the Prince William border or the far western edge of the county, Fairfax really isn't all that different.

Virginia_population_map.png

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: LOL... ()
Date: March 22, 2016 10:13AM

6WJdC Wrote:
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> Sorry, not the same person Asshole. There are lots of us
> here who abuse your dumb ass on a regular basis.

Bwahahaha! There isn't ANYONe who does that, and it's only you who is fucking dumb enough even to try. As the result, you get royally fucked over in one thread after another after another. The notion of "Once bitten, twice shy" simply does not apply in your brutally battered case.

> I couldn't give a shit about how to get around the mess that is Vienna or
> what dumpy little place there was located where.

Then why are you posting here? The simple facts as reported by eyewitnesses are that The Broad Street and Dogwood have no historical connection at all. It's perfectly plain that unlike them, you never visited The Broad Street during its time in operation, and have simply been baffled into passing yet another of your infamous stinky, smelly Google-farts.

> BTW, did you mean this shuttle which you (wrongly
> as always) claimed stopped operating in 1998?

Yes, that's the one, and in your miserably failed claims to have actually eaten at Esca (a so-so midtown Manhattan seafood spot that Google was good enough to find for you), you were easily manipulated into naming the Delta Water Shuttle as the water taxi you so often took into town from LaGuardia on your various "former job" visits to corporate HQ. In fact of course, the Delta Water Shuttle ceased to exist as of May 1, 1998, when the operator folded and had its assets taken over by NY Waterway. As long ago noted, those folks did attempt unsuccessfully to operate the service under their own brand, but it was all folded up for good in 2000.

The take-away here continues to be that you are nothing but a worthless lying no-account asshole who knows nothing about scallops, has never eaten at Esca, and has never taken any water taxi at all from LGA to Manhattan. Let's face it -- you're just a big fat worthless lying piece of shit, and I'll be happy to prove that a second hundred times if I have to. It isn't as if you pose any sort of challenge here.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Stupid Alert ()
Date: March 22, 2016 10:15AM

map it out Wrote:
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> Dense will be Dense Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Virginia population densities:
> >
> >
> http://www.indexmundi.com/facts/united-states/quic
>
> > k-facts/virginia/population-density#chart
> >
> > Falls Church only beaten by horribly
> overcrowded
> > Alexandria and Arlington. That's got to hurt.
> > Badly.
>
>
> So, unless you live down along the Prince William
> border or the far western edge of the county,
> Fairfax really isn't all that different.
>
> src=https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons
> /9/9d/Virginia_population_map.png>

Read the table in the original link stupid. Even Fairfax City itself has half the density of Falls Church. Night and day difference.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dead zone ()
Date: March 22, 2016 10:25AM

in the news... Wrote:
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> You seem to have your locations mixed up. The
> local newspaper even indicated that Dogwood took
> over the spot from Broad Street in 2008.

Another Google-fart from the undisputed champion of them. The Broad Street ceased to exist in 1997 when the original owners of IFP took the place over. Maybe it was all those free Alaskan crab legs that pushed them over the edge.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dead zone ()
Date: March 22, 2016 10:33AM

vienna sardine fanboi Wrote:
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> 692 sq. ft. Are you kidding me? That is nasty.

A 1/1 condo goes for $305 per square foot?

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dead zone ()
Date: March 22, 2016 11:03AM

Benjamins Wrote:
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> It hurts for people who can't afford to live closer in. That's for sure!

High-income people avoid Falls Church City like the plague. It won't sink into the "brains" of cement-heads this time either, but the simple facts are that Census finds ALL of Ashburn, Brambleton, Cascades, Dranesville, Dunn Loring, Fairfax Station, Floris, Fort Hunt, Franklin Farms, Gainesville, Great Falls, Kings Park West, Kingstowne, Lake Barcroft, Linton Hall, Lowes Island, Mantua, McLean, Montclair, Mount Vernon, Newington, Oakton, Purcellville, South Riding, Vienna, and Wolf Trap to have HIGHER median household incomes than Falls Church City. People who can afford to, go live someplace else. Simply put, FCC is a TOTAL FAILURE at this point as an actual suburban community. It succeeds brilliantly however as a decaying shit-hole.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: proof you're wrong ()
Date: March 22, 2016 11:21AM

Dead zone Wrote:
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> in the news... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You seem to have your locations mixed up. The
> > local newspaper even indicated that Dogwood
> took
> > over the spot from Broad Street in 2008.
>
> Another Google-fart from the undisputed champion
> of them. The Broad Street ceased to exist in
> 1997 when the original owners of IFP took the
> place over. Maybe it was all those free Alaskan
> crab legs that pushed them over the edge.


Dogwood Tavern is opening Thursday, April 24 at 132 W. Broad Street in Falls Church. The new casual dining restaurant will serve slightly southern American fare including a raw bar. While Dogwood Tavern is in the space previously occupied by Broad Street Tavern, owners Chris Lefbom, Adam Lubar and Wilson Whitney have made dramatic improvements and changes to the interior and have added outdoor seating in the back. Entertainment will include live acoustic music and sports on large flat screen televisions. Lefbom, Lubar and Whitney also own and operate Ragtime www.ragtimerestaurant.com) and Rhodeside Grill (www.rhodesidegrill.com).

https://fcnp.com/2008/04/23/falls-church-business-news-a-notes/

You got nothin'!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dead zone ()
Date: March 22, 2016 11:26AM

Barbara's Labia Majora Wrote:
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> In other words, it's just a dumb stat used by mopes trying
> to show that one over-built suburban shit hole is better than
> another over-built suburban shit hole.

The data are the data. There's no mystery there. Dunn Loring and Falls Church City for instance are each tiny little places -- just over two square miles. But Dunn Loring has FIVE THOUSAND fewer people packed into that space. If you don't think that makes a difference in quality of life, you no doubt live in the one of those two that's a decaying shit-hole

PS. Your continuing advertisement of the fact that the handle "Major Barbara" is a sore spot with you (apparently due to having had the living shit kicked out of you at City-Data by a poster of that name) only makes people here laugh at you more. By the way, City-Data reports that there are no posts by that user since August of 2015. That's seven months ago. Kind of slow to mend, I guess.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: vienna resident ()
Date: March 22, 2016 11:27AM

Dead zone Wrote:
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> Asshole Spotter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If you want to see sardines, check out the aptly
> named
> > Locust Street in Vienna.
>
> There are two Locust Streets in Vienna, as those
> actually familiar with the Town would have known.
> The one in the SE quadrant is home to EXACTLY ONE BUILDING WITH
> tenement-like, 3000 sqft townhomes that list for
> just under a million bucks. They are actually
> snow-bird homes, designed for those who live here
> in the summer months, then head down to warmer
> climes for the winter. One of those is on the
> market right now. Note the personal elevator.
> Does your dump include one of those?
>
> https://www.redfin.com/VA/Vienna/231-Locust-St-SE-
> 22180/unit-2/home/28651753

I’m not a fatboi so the elevator has no particular allure. At least those condos provide a great opportunity to hear the sirens and watch the police activity right next door. But you will need to trade in your Escalade for a Prius so you can get it in the garage.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dead zone ()
Date: March 22, 2016 11:42AM

excuses are like assholes Wrote:
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> Bwahahahahahahahahahhaah. Nice excuse!

While dirt-scratching peasants are not, I am fortunate enough to be able to go where I want to go and do what I want to do. This has already many times led to the vicinity of Viera, but I have not been to Turner Field before (except during the 1996 Olympics), and since the Braves are moving out to the suburbs next season, this seemed like the perfect opportunity to have a lark and go check it out.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dead zone ()
Date: March 22, 2016 12:17PM

all the news fit to print Wrote:
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> Dogwood Tavern is opening Thursday, April 24 (2008) at
> 132 W. Broad Street in Falls Church. The new casual
> dining restaurant will serve slightly southern American
> fare including a raw bar. While Dogwood Tavern is in
> the space previously occupied by Broad Street Tavern...

LOL! Your source is ten years behind the times and just as fucking clueless as you. The Broad Street Restaurant (105 West Broad Street) folded sometime in 1997. The space was then taken over by the original owners of IFP. They sold to the current owners in 2004. I realize that all this comes as news to Google-dependent dumbshits such as yourself. Maybe you think the "karaoke Inn" is still open? What an asshole!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Deal with it! ()
Date: March 22, 2016 12:29PM

Dead zone Wrote:
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> all the news fit to print Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dogwood Tavern is opening Thursday, April 24
> (2008) at
> > 132 W. Broad Street in Falls Church. The new
> casual
> > dining restaurant will serve slightly southern
> American
> > fare including a raw bar. While Dogwood Tavern
> is in
> > the space previously occupied by Broad Street
> Tavern...
>
> LOL! Your source is ten years behind the times
> and just as fucking clueless as you. The Broad
> Street Restaurant (105 West Broad Street) folded
> sometime in 1997. The space was then taken over
> by the original owners of IFP. They sold to the
> current owners in 2004. I realize that all this
> comes as news to Google-dependent dumbshits such
> as yourself. Maybe you think the "karaoke Inn" is
> still open? What an asshole!

Dogwood Tavern is opening Thursday, April 24 at 132 W. Broad Street in Falls Church. The new casual dining restaurant will serve slightly southern American fare including a raw bar. While Dogwood Tavern is in the space previously occupied by Broad Street Tavern, owners Chris Lefbom, Adam Lubar and Wilson Whitney have made dramatic improvements and changes to the interior and have added outdoor seating in the back. Entertainment will include live acoustic music and sports on large flat screen televisions. Lefbom, Lubar and Whitney also own and operate Ragtime www.ragtimerestaurant.com) and Rhodeside Grill (www.rhodesidegrill.com).

https://fcnp.com/2008/04/23/falls-church-business-news-a-notes/

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dead zone ()
Date: March 22, 2016 12:32PM

proof you're wrong Wrote:
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> You got nothin'!

You've got your tiny little head stuffed up your giant flabby ass. Just like always. Back in the day, you pulled into The Broad Street by taking a right off South Washington Street and heading down the little ramp. You never did that of course. You have no personal knowledge of the history of that area at all. You're just a weak-minded loud-mouthed dumbfuck ever speaking out of turn about things you know diddly-squat about. If you were a hockey goalie, they'd turn the red light off if you ever made a save.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dead zone ()
Date: March 22, 2016 12:37PM

vienna resident Wrote:
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> I’m not a fatboi so the elevator has no particular allure.

Too stupid to work the buttons.

> At least those condos provide a great opportunity to hear
> the sirens and watch the police activity right next door.

Right next door are more of the million-dollar houses that Vienna is famous for.

> But you will need to trade in your Escalade for a Prius so
> you can get it in the garage.

The 2-car garage? I don't think so, asshole.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: falls church city rocks ()
Date: March 22, 2016 12:42PM

Great location it's like living in Manhattan, you don't even need to own a car. Except the schools in Falls Church are better than Manhattan.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: m49nx ()
Date: March 22, 2016 12:44PM

^^^ Fanboi post

The guy has more names than Prince

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: false flag ()
Date: March 22, 2016 12:46PM

falls church city rocks Wrote:
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> Great location it's like living in Manhattan, you
> don't even need to own a car. Except the schools
> in Falls Church are better than Manhattan.


Asshole Spotter, is that you?

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Asshole Spotter.... ()
Date: March 22, 2016 12:47PM

No.... I live in Oakton. I could only dream of one day being able to afford the Falls Church or Manhattan life style.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dead zone ()
Date: March 22, 2016 01:08PM

Asshole Spotter.... Wrote:
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> No.... I live in Oakton. I could only dream of one
> day being able to afford the Falls Church or
> Manhattan life style.

According to reports, he now lives in Pennsylvania. Perhaps he'll come back some day and rejoin the armies of folks who just kick the living shit out of you in thread after thread here.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: evidence speaks 4 itself ()
Date: March 22, 2016 01:12PM

Dead zone Wrote:
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> proof you're wrong Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You got nothin'!
>
> You've got your tiny little head stuffed up your
> giant flabby ass. Just like always. Back in the
> day, you pulled into The Broad Street by taking a
> right off South Washington Street and heading down
> the little ramp. You never did that of course.
> You have no personal knowledge of the history of
> that area at all. You're just a weak-minded
> loud-mouthed dumbfuck ever speaking out of turn
> about things you know diddly-squat about. If you
> were a hockey goalie, they'd turn the red light
> off if you ever made a save.

https://fcnp.com/2008/04/23/falls-church-business-news-a-notes/

Dogwood Tavern is opening Thursday, April 24 at 132 W. Broad Street in Falls Church. The new casual dining restaurant will serve slightly southern American fare including a raw bar. While Dogwood Tavern is in the space previously occupied by Broad Street Tavern, owners Chris Lefbom, Adam Lubar and Wilson Whitney have made dramatic improvements and changes to the interior and have added outdoor seating in the back. Entertainment will include live acoustic music and sports on large flat screen televisions. Lefbom, Lubar and Whitney also own and operate Ragtime www.ragtimerestaurant.com) and Rhodeside Grill (www.rhodesidegrill.com).

I've got evidence. You've got jack shit (as always). Well, I suppose you have the support of your sock puppets, but they've yet to produce any evidence either.

More....
http://www.yelp.com/biz/broad-street-tavern-falls-church-2

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: March 22, 2016 01:18PM

Dead zone Wrote:
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> vienna resident Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I’m not a fatboi so the elevator has no
> particular allure.
>
> Too stupid to work the buttons.
>
> > At least those condos provide a great
> opportunity to hear
> > the sirens and watch the police activity right
> next door.
>
> Right next door are more of the million-dollar
> houses that Vienna is famous for.


https://www.redfin.com/VA/Falls-Church/808-Villa-Ridge-Rd-22046/home/12036187

https://www.redfin.com/VA/Falls-Church/201-North-West-St-22046/home/12033763/mris-FA9603069

https://www.redfin.com/VA/Falls-Church/1009-Madison-Ln-22046/home/12034031

https://www.redfin.com/VA/Falls-Church/510-Lincoln-Ave-22046/home/12033352/mris-FA9541990

https://www.redfin.com/VA/Falls-Church/110-S-Lee-St-22046/home/12034245

https://www.redfin.com/VA/Falls-Church/102-W-Rosemary-Ln-22046/home/12036559

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: lulzz ()
Date: March 22, 2016 01:34PM

just a few Wrote:
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> Dead zone Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > vienna resident Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I’m not a fatboi so the elevator has no
> > particular allure.
> >
> > Too stupid to work the buttons.
> >
> > > At least those condos provide a great
> > opportunity to hear
> > > the sirens and watch the police activity
> right
> > next door.
> >
> > Right next door are more of the million-dollar
> > houses that Vienna is famous for.
>
>
> https://www.redfin.com/VA/Falls-Church/808-Villa-R
> idge-Rd-22046/home/12036187
>
> https://www.redfin.com/VA/Falls-Church/201-North-W
> est-St-22046/home/12033763/mris-FA9603069
>
> https://www.redfin.com/VA/Falls-Church/1009-Madiso
> n-Ln-22046/home/12034031
>
> https://www.redfin.com/VA/Falls-Church/510-Lincoln
> -Ave-22046/home/12033352/mris-FA9541990
>
> https://www.redfin.com/VA/Falls-Church/110-S-Lee-S
> t-22046/home/12034245
>
> https://www.redfin.com/VA/Falls-Church/102-W-Rosem
> ary-Ln-22046/home/12036559

A busy day at the office today for you?

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Falls Church City ()
Date: March 22, 2016 01:41PM

Falls Church is like Manhattan and Vienna is like Jersey City

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: HJ7Np ()
Date: March 22, 2016 02:27PM

LOL... Wrote:
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> 6WJdC Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sorry, not the same person Asshole. There are
> lots of us
> > here who abuse your dumb ass on a regular basis.
>
>
> Bwahahaha! There isn't ANYONe who does that, and
> it's only you who is fucking dumb enough even to
> try. As the result, you get royally fucked over
> in one thread after another after another. The
> notion of "Once bitten, twice shy" simply does not
> apply in your brutally battered case.


Daily.


> > I couldn't give a shit about how to get around
> the mess that is Vienna or
> > what dumpy little place there was located where.
>

Just to, once again, show you for the full of shit blowhard Asshole... that you are.


> Then why are you posting here? The simple facts
> as reported by eyewitnesses are that The Broad
> Street and Dogwood have no historical connection
> at all. It's perfectly plain that unlike them,
> you never visited The Broad Street during its time
> in operation, and have simply been baffled into
> passing yet another of your infamous stinky,
> smelly Google-farts.


Again you're confused old man. I don't give a shit about Broad Street. Vienna and Falls Church both are suburban shit holes.

>
> > BTW, did you mean this shuttle which you
> (wrongly
> > as always) claimed stopped operating in 1998?
>
> Yes, that's the one, and in your miserably failed
> claims to have actually eaten at Esca (a so-so
> midtown Manhattan seafood spot that Google was
> good enough to find for you), you were easily
> manipulated into naming the Delta Water Shuttle as
> the water taxi you so often took into town from
> LaGuardia on your various "former job" visits to
> corporate HQ. In fact of course, the Delta Water
> Shuttle ceased to exist as of May 1, 1998, when
> the operator folded and had its assets taken over
> by NY Waterway. As long ago noted, those folks did
> attempt unsuccessfully to operate the service
> under their own brand, but it was all folded up
> for good in 2000.
>
> The take-away here continues to be that you are
> nothing but a worthless lying no-account asshole
> who knows nothing about scallops, has never eaten
> at Esca, and has never taken any water taxi at all
> from LGA to Manhattan. Let's face it -- you're
> just a big fat worthless lying piece of shit, and
> I'll be happy to prove that a second hundred times
> if I have to. It isn't as if you pose any sort of
> challenge here.

Because one of the partners operating the shuttle declared bankruptcy doesn't mean that it stopped running. Over your head to understand that I know. And it very clearly was running long after. Beyond that, mostly what your attempts at staying up all night to super-sleuth ferry schedules on Google proved was that nobody who wasn't there at the time would know the details otherwise. Which I obviously do. Thanks for your support and sorry for your as always long-winded loss.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: fish in a barrel ()
Date: March 22, 2016 02:54PM

Dead zone Wrote:
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> vienna resident Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----

> > At least those condos provide a great
> opportunity to hear
> > the sirens and watch the police activity right
> next door.
>
> Right next door are more of the million-dollar
> houses that Vienna is famous for.
>
> > But you will need to trade in your Escalade for
> a Prius so
> > you can get it in the garage.
>
> The 2-car garage? I don't think so, asshole.

On one side is a house worth $850k. On the other side are 64 (sixty four) shoeboxes. Across the street are 68. Whatever.

The problem with your Escalade is the turning radius.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dead zone ()
Date: March 22, 2016 04:21PM

evidence speaks 4 itself Wrote:
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> I've got evidence. You've got jack shit (as always).
> Well, I suppose you have the support of your sock puppets,
> but they've yet to produce any evidence either.

You've got load after load of useless misbegotten bullshit. The people who are blowing you to bits here are all the ones who have the direct evidence and experience -- years of the accumulated testimony of their own two eyes. All that simply OVERWHELMS your ten-years-too late google-garbage, you hapless asshole.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: March 22, 2016 04:58PM

lulzz Wrote:
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> A busy day at the office today for you?

LOL, you have no idea how right you actually are. I couldn't even begin to explain it.

Suffice it to say that Fanboi's office job in DC is as slow/boring as it gets. Literally nothing to do the entire day. It's so boring, that the metro ride to/from work is "fun" by comparison. :-)

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dead zone ()
Date: March 22, 2016 05:00PM

Falls Church Failtard Wrote:
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> Daily.

Dude, you're on a years-long oh-fer. You have lost virtually every contest you have ever entered here. Posters of any intelligence end up kicking the living shit out 0f you every time. Just as they apparently and unsurprisingly do at City-Data. You are an internet-wide failure.

> Again you're confused old man. I don't give a
> shit about Broad Street. Vienna and Falls Church
> both are suburban shit holes.

And yet you post on and on like some pouty little girl with hurt feelings.

> Because one of the partners operating the shuttle
> declared bankruptcy doesn't mean that it stopped
> running.

LOL! There were no partners, dumbfuck. There was just the franchise operator whom you so foolishly named and pointed to, and who of course had gone belly up in the Spring of 1998, long before Esca opened and even longer before your asswipe claims of having ridden the water taxi. None of that shit ever fucking happened. You made the whole thing up. Just another bit of fabricated nonsense that you got caught on and castrated for. Same sort of deal as the Broad Street bullshit that you've so clumsily hung yourself on here.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: what people? ()
Date: March 22, 2016 05:27PM

Dead zone Wrote:
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> evidence speaks 4 itself Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I've got evidence. You've got jack shit (as
> always).
> > Well, I suppose you have the support of your
> sock puppets,
> > but they've yet to produce any evidence either.
>
> You've got load after load of useless misbegotten
> bullshit. The people who are blowing you to bits
> here are all the ones who have the direct evidence
> and experience -- years of the accumulated
> testimony of their own two eyes. All that simply
> OVERWHELMS your ten-years-too late google-garbage,
> you hapless asshole.

There are no people. It is one person - you. You're a known liar.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dead zone ()
Date: March 22, 2016 05:30PM

fish in a barrel Wrote:
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> On one side is a house worth $850k. On the other side are 64 (sixty four) shoeboxes. Across the street are 68. Whatever.

Pathetic. The house next door to that one is worth over $1 million. Along with the next house along and the three houses across the street from those two. Lots and lots of million-dollar homes.

> The problem with your Escalade is the turning radius.

Obviously, you've never driven an Escalade. While it's 14% longer, its turning radius is only 10% larger than that of a Prius. Leave it to you to fuck that up as well. You're on a roll here! The same one you've been on for years.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dead zone ()
Date: March 22, 2016 05:37PM

what people? Wrote:
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> There are no people. It is one person - you.

Read back through the thread, dumbass. People went to The Broad Street back in the day. Doesn't matter that you didn't.

> You're a known liar.

LOL! In the hollow mind of one of the world's worst assholes.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Vienna rocks ()
Date: March 22, 2016 05:49PM

Dead zone Wrote:
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> fish in a barrel Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > On one side is a house worth $850k. On the
> other side are 64 (sixty four) shoeboxes. Across
> the street are 68. Whatever.
>
> Pathetic. The house next door to that one is
> worth over $1 million. Along with the next house
> along and the three houses across the street from
> those two. Lots and lots of million-dollar homes.
>

Yes, your response is pathetic. The idea that being two doors from a house worth $1 million somehow undoes the effect of being next to 100+ shoeboxes is risible. But, we expect nothing less from you.

> > The problem with your Escalade is the turning
> radius.
>
> Obviously, you've never driven an Escalade. While
> it's 14% longer, its turning radius is only 10%
> larger than that of a Prius. Leave it to you to
> fuck that up as well. You're on a roll here! The
> same one you've been on for years.

What matters is turning radius, in conjunction with the width. Apparently, one needs to spell out everything for you. You are dim, aren't you.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: 7dGbY ()
Date: March 22, 2016 06:39PM

Dead zone Wrote:
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> Falls Church Failtard Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Daily.
>
> Dude, you're on a years-long oh-fer. You have
> lost virtually every contest you have ever entered
> here. Posters of any intelligence end up kicking
> the living shit out 0f you every time. Just as
> they apparently and unsurprisingly do at
> City-Data. You are an internet-wide failure.

Verbose old fucker aren't you? lol You don't get any points for essay length and it doesn't take that many words to just say that you were wrong. Though when you have to respond with so much bullshit it does kind of say the same.

Never been to City-Data Gramps. But not surprised that you get your dumb ass beaten regularly there too.

>
> > Again you're confused old man. I don't give a
> > shit about Broad Street. Vienna and Falls
> Church
> > both are suburban shit holes.
>
> And yet you post on and on like some pouty little
> girl with hurt feelings.
>


Uh, no. Those obviously aren't my posts dumbshit.

Alzheimer's is a bitch huh?


> > Because one of the partners operating the
> shuttle
> > declared bankruptcy doesn't mean that it
> stopped
> > running.
>
> LOL! There were no partners, dumbfuck. There was
> just the franchise operator whom you so foolishly
> named and pointed to, and who of course had gone
> belly up in the Spring of 1998, long before Esca
> opened and even longer before your asswipe claims
> of having ridden the water taxi. None of that
> shit ever fucking happened. You made the whole
> thing up. Just another bit of fabricated nonsense
> that you got caught on and castrated for. Same
> sort of deal as the Broad Street bullshit that
> you've so clumsily hung yourself on here.

Wrong again.

"Circle Line would not be the first to offer business travelers an alternative to taxicabs as a way to get from the Wall Street area to La Guardia. Delta Air Lines provided a similar service, which was operated in its later years by New York Waterway, until the end of 2000, when the service closed."

I didn't even start taking it until after 98 you dumb shit. lol

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: etymologist ()
Date: March 22, 2016 07:26PM

7dGbY Wrote:
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> Dead zone Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Falls Church Failtard Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Daily.
> >
> > Dude, you're on a years-long oh-fer. You have
> > lost virtually every contest you have ever
> entered
> > here. Posters of any intelligence end up
> kicking
> > the living shit out 0f you every time. Just as
> > they apparently and unsurprisingly do at
> > City-Data. You are an internet-wide failure.
>
> Verbose old fucker aren't you? lol You don't get
> any points for essay length and it doesn't take
> that many words to just say that you were wrong.
> Though when you have to respond with so much
> bullshit it does kind of say the same.
>
> Never been to City-Data Gramps. But not surprised
> that you get your dumb ass beaten regularly there
> too.
>
> >
> > > Again you're confused old man. I don't give
> a
> > > shit about Broad Street. Vienna and Falls
> > Church
> > > both are suburban shit holes.
> >
> > And yet you post on and on like some pouty
> little
> > girl with hurt feelings.
> >
>
>
> Uh, no. Those obviously aren't my posts dumbshit.
>
>
> Alzheimer's is a bitch huh?
>
>
> > > Because one of the partners operating the
> > shuttle
> > > declared bankruptcy doesn't mean that it
> > stopped
> > > running.
> >
> > LOL! There were no partners, dumbfuck. There
> was
> > just the franchise operator whom you so
> foolishly
> > named and pointed to, and who of course had
> gone
> > belly up in the Spring of 1998, long before
> Esca
> > opened and even longer before your asswipe
> claims
> > of having ridden the water taxi. None of that
> > shit ever fucking happened. You made the whole
> > thing up. Just another bit of fabricated
> nonsense
> > that you got caught on and castrated for. Same
> > sort of deal as the Broad Street bullshit that
> > you've so clumsily hung yourself on here.
>
> Wrong again.
>
> "Circle Line would not be the first to offer
> business travelers an alternative to taxicabs as a
> way to get from the Wall Street area to La
> Guardia. Delta Air Lines provided a similar
> service, which was operated in its later years
> by New York Waterway, until the end of 2000, when
> the service closed."

>
> I didn't even start taking it until after 98 you
> dumb shit. lol

Looks like Asshole Spotter/LOL.../Dead zone/ ... just had his hat handed to him again.

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in more ceremonious days, if someone came to visit you, you would see him to the door at visit's end. Then either you or your butler would hand him his hat, since everyone in those days wore hats, but not inside. Figurative meaning: to be shown the door, to be sent packing. Can be used to mean to be fired. You can use it in a variety of ways, such as: "He expected another term, but the voters handed him his hat." Or, "I was confident that my actions were for the good of the company, but I was handed my hat anyway." Or: "I offered him first crack at my new invention, the one that would save him thousands annually. I didn't expect to be handed my hat and shown the door." Of course, the literal meaning is still valid. If you are looking around for your hat, someone is likely to hand it to you in simple politeness.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: W3DMH ()
Date: March 22, 2016 09:38PM

Dead zone Wrote:
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> Kilton Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hey, before you call it a dump -- DID YOU SEE
> THE
> > ARTICLE POSTED BEFORE ABOUT HOW FALLS CHURCH HAS
> A
> > DECENT IRISH RESTAURANT WHAT DO YOU THINK OF
> THAT...
>
> It was a better place when it was The Broad
> Street.
>
> > If the fanboi wants to live like a sardine,
> more
> > power to him. Just leaves more space in nicer
> > places for the rest of us. :-)
>
> Sadly, it isn't that he WANTS to live there. He's
> secretly as disgusted with the place as everyone
> else. This is why he extols "downtown"
> restaurants while dissing all the top-rated
> suburban options, none of which of course are in
> the City of Falls Church. LOL! What a dreary
> little dorf!

lol +100

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: March 23, 2016 08:27AM

lulzz Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dead zone Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > vienna resident Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I’m not a fatboi so the elevator has no
> > > particular allure.
> > >
> > > Too stupid to work the buttons.
> > >
> > > > At least those condos provide a great
> > > opportunity to hear
> > > > the sirens and watch the police activity
> > right
> > > next door.
> > >
> > > Right next door are more of the
> million-dollar
> > > houses that Vienna is famous for.
> >
> >
> >
> https://www.redfin.com/VA/Falls-Church/808-Villa-R
>
> > idge-Rd-22046/home/12036187
> >
> >
> https://www.redfin.com/VA/Falls-Church/201-North-W
>
> > est-St-22046/home/12033763/mris-FA9603069
> >
> >
> https://www.redfin.com/VA/Falls-Church/1009-Madiso
>
> > n-Ln-22046/home/12034031
> >
> >
> https://www.redfin.com/VA/Falls-Church/510-Lincoln
>
> > -Ave-22046/home/12033352/mris-FA9541990
> >
> >
> https://www.redfin.com/VA/Falls-Church/110-S-Lee-S
>
> > t-22046/home/12034245
> >
> >
> https://www.redfin.com/VA/Falls-Church/102-W-Rosem
>
> > ary-Ln-22046/home/12036559
>
> A busy day at the office today for you?


It's called killing time at the airport.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dead zone ()
Date: March 23, 2016 08:34AM

Stupid-ass Falls Church Fanboi Wrote:
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> Yes, your response is pathetic. The idea that
> being two doors from a house worth $1 million
> somehow undoes the effect of being next to 100+
> shoeboxes is risible. But, we expect nothing less
> from you.

Such a pathetic douchebag. The area you were dumb enough to try to disparage is in fact packed with million-dollar single-family homes. Being just a block off 123, there are also office, townhouse, condo, and apartment complexes in the area.

> What matters is turning radius, in conjunction
> with the width. Apparently, one needs to spell
> out everything for you. You are dim, aren't you.

Hahahaha! What an embarrassingly ridiculous retreat THAT was! Anyone could effortlessly pull an Escalade into the garage of any of the snow-bird houses on Locust Street SE. What we have here is just another badly botched attempt to pass off more of your usual and utterly worthless stupid made-up bullshit. What a consistently colossal failure you are! It's really no wonder at all that you are stuck in a dreary and decaying shit-hole like Falls Church!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dead zone ()
Date: March 23, 2016 09:01AM

7dGbY Wrote:
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> Verbose old fucker aren't you? lol

Just the beneficiary of a proper education. Something you plainly lack in its totality.

> Never been to City-Data Gramps. But not surprised
> that you get your dumb ass beaten regularly there too.

Well, you sure complain a lot about all those mean people over there. These brutes appear to be people who have zero City-Data posts in 2016 and yet you are STILL haunted by them. The beatings must have been simply epic to have inflicted scars like that.

> Uh, no. Those obviously aren't my posts dumbshit.

LOL! Yes, they are, you runaway fucking coward.

> Alzheimer's is a bitch huh?

Not so far, and my doctors say I'm at low risk for it in the future.

> Wrong again.

Not at all, fumblefuck. After the operator failed in 1998, water taxi service was operated under its own name by New York Waterway. That effort never found success either, and it folded for good in 2000. There has been no service to or from LGA under any name since. But as we know, you were roped into naming Delta Water Shuttle as the name of the water taxis you took. LOL!

> I didn't even start taking it until after 98 you dumb shit. lol

You never took it at all. In no "former job" did you ever go on any trips to "corporate HQ" in midtown Manhattan, and you have never had as much as an appetizer at Esca, just as you never drank or dined at The Broad Street in Falls Church. Your posts are nothing but transparent flim-flam, and you are nothing but a deranged and transparent asshole.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dead zone ()
Date: March 23, 2016 09:11AM

etymologist Wrote:
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> Looks like Asshole Spotter/LOL.../Dead zone/ ...
> just had his hat handed to him again.

Oh look! The flailing Fanboi asshole has stooped once again to calling in some of his Fail Army floppers in a vain attempt to prop himself up. Compare and contrast to the decimation brought about by the actual facts introduced by "Dead zone".

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dead zone ()
Date: March 23, 2016 09:15AM

just a few Wrote:
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> It's called killing time at the airport.

It might be if you were actually at an airport. But alas, you are just sitting in Falls Church making an ever larger asshole of yourself.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: March 23, 2016 10:18AM

Dead zone Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It's called killing time at the airport.
>
> It might be if you were actually at an airport.
> But alas, you are just sitting in Falls Church
> making an ever larger asshole of yourself.


Just finished the paper by the pool. Don't make me shame you again. I'd hate to see you feebly attempt to wriggle and worm your way out of yet another blunder. Margaux anyone? LOL!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dead zone ()
Date: March 23, 2016 11:07AM

just a few Wrote:
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> Just finished the paper by the pool. Don't make
> me shame you again. I'd hate to see you feebly
> attempt to wriggle and worm your way out of yet
> another blunder. Margaux anyone? LOL!

LOL! Yet another load of total bullshit. Like playing golf in Tahoe or being off skiing at Killington with a bunch of law schools chums. It's all a load of poor-ass made-up fiction fabricated by a worthless asshole out of the sheer desperation inherent in being nothing but an eternally dumped on no-talent asshole.

Have you figured the strange paradox of "peeled" and "unpeeled" yet, by the way? Likely not, just as you never figured out that your googled 2000 Margaux could be had for 70 bucks a bottle on the internet. Big fucking connoisseur you are. LOL!

And as an FYI for all envious plebeians, I'm sampling some Tanzanian Peaberry decaf this morning. I don't usually drink decaf of course, but I do like to keep it on hand for friends and family who prefer it. What were you drinking out "by the pool" this morning, you transparently fraudulent bit of stink-ass drizzly shit?

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: March 23, 2016 11:34AM

Dead zone Wrote:
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> It might be if you were actually at an airport.
> But alas, you are just sitting in Falls Church
> making an ever larger asshole of yourself.

Well you're partially wrong there. He's sitting in his horrible boring office job in downtown DC. The one that he takes the metro to and from every Monday-Friday. Kind of turns your stomach just thinking about the misery, doesn't it? Hence him having to troll all day on FFU and other forums - lots of anger to release. :-)

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: March 23, 2016 12:15PM

Dead zone Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just finished the paper by the pool. Don't
> make
> > me shame you again. I'd hate to see you feebly
> > attempt to wriggle and worm your way out of yet
> > another blunder. Margaux anyone? LOL!
>
> LOL! Yet another load of total bullshit. Like
> playing golf in Tahoe or being off skiing at
> Killington with a bunch of law schools chums.
> It's all a load of poor-ass made-up fiction
> fabricated by a worthless asshole out of the sheer
> desperation inherent in being nothing but an
> eternally dumped on no-talent asshole.
>
> Have you figured the strange paradox of "peeled"
> and "unpeeled" yet, by the way? Likely not, just
> as you never figured out that your googled 2000
> Margaux could be had for 70 bucks a bottle on the
> internet. Big fucking connoisseur you are. LOL!
>
>
> And as an FYI for all envious plebeians, I'm
> sampling some Tanzanian Peaberry decaf this
> morning. I don't usually drink decaf of course,
> but I do like to keep it on hand for friends and
> family who prefer it. What were you drinking out
> "by the pool" this morning, you transparently
> fraudulent bit of stink-ass drizzly shit?

Fish in a barrel....
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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: you're all jealous ()
Date: March 23, 2016 12:18PM

Falls Church City is the new Manhattan and you guys are stuck in the Bronx because you're poor and can't afford to live there.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dead zone ()
Date: March 23, 2016 01:25PM

Oh, look! I'm in Manhattan! Maybe I"ll have dinner at Esca later. Or not, since I merely had my god-daughter, the doctor, e-mail me that picture.
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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: sjbgrv ()
Date: March 23, 2016 01:39PM

It is funny how people talk shit about places they don't live. Unless were talkign Great Falls, where else in NOVA is better than teh City of Falls Church? Alexandria? Fairfax?

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: March 23, 2016 01:40PM

Dead zone Wrote:
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> Oh, look! I'm in Manhattan! Maybe I"ll have
> dinner at Esca later. Or not, since I merely had
> my god-daughter, the doctor, e-mail me that
> picture.
> .

You can buy the New York Times anywhere in the United States. How many places can you get Florida Today?

You shit the bed then rolled around in it for good measure.

I think I'll head over to the ABC and see what sort of Margaux they have in stock!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: hU7tw ()
Date: March 23, 2016 01:43PM

just a few Wrote:
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> Dead zone Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Oh, look! I'm in Manhattan! Maybe I"ll have
> > dinner at Esca later. Or not, since I merely
> had
> > my god-daughter, the doctor, e-mail me that
> > picture.
> > .
>
> You can buy the New York Times anywhere in the
> United States. How many places can you get
> Florida Today?
>
> You shit the bed then rolled around in it for good
> measure.
>
> I think I'll head over to the ABC and see what
> sort of Margaux they have in stock!

So you're on vacation and all you find to do is troll here? HAHA

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: inspector gadget ()
Date: March 23, 2016 01:47PM

sjbgrv Wrote:
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> It is funny how people talk shit about places they
> don't live. Unless were talkign Great Falls, where
> else in NOVA is better than teh City of Falls
> Church? Alexandria? Fairfax?

Another Fanboy post under a different name

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: hkfcvg ()
Date: March 23, 2016 01:59PM

inspector gadget Wrote:
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> sjbgrv Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It is funny how people talk shit about places
> they
> > don't live. Unless were talkign Great Falls,
> where
> > else in NOVA is better than teh City of Falls
> > Church? Alexandria? Fairfax?
>
> Another Fanboy post under a different name


I actually live in Mclean. I'm just not jealous for no reason like you seem to be. But hey, enjoy Shirlington or Woodbridge. Maybe if your lucky you can move to Alexandria but don't get your hopes up!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: LVUG4 ()
Date: March 23, 2016 02:33PM

Dead zone Wrote:
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> 7dGbY Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Verbose old fucker aren't you? lol
>
> Just the beneficiary of a proper education.
> Something you plainly lack in its totality.


Wrong. It's called having to write a bunch of bullshit when you've got nothing else. No credit for length in this class Goober. You need to learn how to make a point clearly and concisely. I'll show you how it's done below...

>
> > Never been to City-Data Gramps. But not
> surprised
> > that you get your dumb ass beaten regularly
> there too.
>
> Well, you sure complain a lot about all those mean
> people over there. These brutes appear to be
> people who have zero City-Data posts in 2016 and
> yet you are STILL haunted by them. The beatings
> must have been simply epic to have inflicted scars
> like that.

Wrong again. Never been there. If you were smarter then you'd know that there obviously are several different people responding here. But you're not so...

>
> > Uh, no. Those obviously aren't my posts
> dumbshit.
>
> LOL! Yes, they are, you runaway fucking coward.
>

Wrong again dummy.

>
> > Alzheimer's is a bitch huh?
>
> Not so far, and my doctors say I'm at low risk for
> it in the future.
>


Get a second opinion. lmao


> > Wrong again.
>
> Not at all, fumblefuck. After the operator failed
> in 1998, water taxi service was operated under its
> own name by New York Waterway. That effort never
> found success either, and it folded for good in
> 2000. There has been no service to or from LGA
> under any name since. But as we know, you were
> roped into naming Delta Water Shuttle as the name
> of the water taxis you took. LOL!
>

NY Waterway took over after Harbor Shuttle went under and operated the shuttle until the end of 2000. Your previous claim that it stopped operating in 1998 was, as always, wrong.

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NY Waterway To Operate Delta Water Shuttle

May 01, 1998, 01:00 ET from Delta Air Lines, Inc.

NEW YORK, May 1, /PRNewswire/ -- NY Waterway, the largest privately- operated commuter ferry service in the nation, has assumed operation of the Delta Water Shuttle, which provides high-speed ferry service between Manhattan and the Delta Shuttle's exclusive facilities at La Guardia Airport's Marine Air Terminal, NY Waterway President Arthur E. Imperatore, Jr. announced today.

Assumption of the Delta Water Shuttle is part of NY Waterway's purchase of the assets of Harbor Shuttle, Inc., which had provided the service. NY Waterway's purchase of Harbor Shuttle, which was concluded today, also includes four 149-passenger ferry boats and one 88-passenger boat, landing rights, and service from Staten Island to Yankee Stadium, which will continue.

"With our commitment to service, backed by 11 years of experience, NY Waterway is confident that we can continue the tradition of excellent service established by the Delta Shuttle and Harbor Shuttle," Imperatore said.

"We look forward to expanding and improving this service by linking it to our extensive ferry network, providing safe, reliable, convenient service to the Delta Shuttle at the Marine Air Terminal and to the rest of La Guardia Airport."


The best part of continually pwning you here is that you're always so confidently wrong while I reel your dumb ass in. lmao

Sorry for your loss Gramps. Don't let it ruin your whole day.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: falls church rox ()
Date: March 23, 2016 02:34PM

A lot of broke ass losers who can't afford to live there

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Seriously????? ()
Date: March 23, 2016 02:42PM

I bought my 2 Bedroom 2.5 bath home in the Broadmont neighboorhood of Falls Church in 1985 for $160,000. Still living in that house, however it is now worth around $800,000-$850,000 so I can't complain.


Not to mention my son made the most of his excellent Falls Church City Public School education and made his way through Cornell Law School.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Date: March 23, 2016 02:46PM

A few of my hedge fund buddies own properties in the City of Falls Church. It is a truly a place for the elite.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dead zone ()
Date: March 23, 2016 03:24PM

just a few Wrote:
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> You can buy the New York Times anywhere in the United States.

Why would I pay for what I can have sent to me free of charghe?

> How many places can you get Florida Today?

At the house of every sorry-ass aunt, uncle, inbred cousin, and former sister-in-law in the state of Florida, And seriously, Florida Today introduces a whole range of substance issues.

> You shit the bed then rolled around in it for good measure.

You aren't fooling anyone, you transparent butthurt assfuck.

> I think I'll head over to the ABC and see what
> sort of Margaux they have in stock!

No, you won't. At best, you'll go over to Honey Pig and get a plate of bulgogi. Otherwise you'll just google more bullshit and ignorantly expect to pass that off as something. Being a talentless fucking retard, that's about all you EVER do.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dead zone ()
Date: March 23, 2016 03:29PM

hkfcvg Wrote:
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> I actually live in Mclean...

You actually live in Falls Church but are (for good reason) ashamed to admit it. Falls Church, after all, is just a decaying shit-hole.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: March 23, 2016 03:40PM

hU7tw Wrote:
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> So you're on vacation and all you find to do is
> troll here? HAHA

There are two things about Fanboi being in Florida this week that are pretty funny:

1) It's spring break. Florida is guaranteed to be an absolute mad house this week. Screaming kids and annoying college buffoons as far as the ears can hear. But I guess when you live in a noisy place like Falls Church, you're used to it. :-) Going to Florida during spring break is like going there in the summer - you pretty much have to be retarded.

2) Leave it to a born loser like Fanboi to pick a week for vacation when we have absolutely picture-perfect weather here in Virgina. LOL. Losers will be losers!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Barack Otrump ()
Date: March 23, 2016 03:43PM

Dead zone Wrote:
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> hkfcvg Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I actually live in Mclean...
>
> You actually live in Falls Church but are (for
> good reason) ashamed to admit it. Falls Church,
> after all, is just a decaying shit-hole.


Doesn't matter if he or she live in Mclean or Falls Church. Thats more than can be said about you.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dead zone ()
Date: March 23, 2016 04:05PM

LVUG4 Wrote:
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> NY Waterway took over after Harbor Shuttle went
> under and operated the shuttle until the end of
> 2000. Your previous claim that it stopped
> operating in 1998 was, as always, wrong.

This is all old ground, dumbass. The May 1, 1998, demise of the Delta Water Shuttle and subsequent efforts by NY Waterway to provide a similar service have been documented many times before. But more to the point is the fact that your sorry-ass was led like a sheep to slaughter into ignorantly claiming that it was the former company that rode you in from LaGuardia on visits to "corporate HQ" and your cherished Esca when there were no days when Esca and the Delta Water Shuttle were both in operation. You were just hog-tied and strung up on yet another of your pathetic, little-boy stories. Just come-uppance for a stupid piece of shit.

> The best part of continually pwning you here is
> that you're always so confidently wrong while I
> reel your dumb ass in. lmao Sorry for your loss
> Gramps. Don't let it ruin your whole day.

You're a hapless no-account douchebag who manages nothing more here than to get your sorry ass waxed over and over and over again.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dead zone ()
Date: March 23, 2016 04:09PM

Seriously????? Wrote:
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> Not to mention my son made the most of his excellent Falls
> Church City Public School education and made his way through
> Cornell Law School.

And did he return to beautiful Falls Church City to practice, or did he aim just a little bit higher?

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dead zone ()
Date: March 23, 2016 04:09PM

And trust me I know a thing or two about waxing asses.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dead zone ()
Date: March 23, 2016 04:11PM

Sorry guys I just needed to vent. I have been so depressed lately and am so lonley. Again Im sorry.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dead zone ()
Date: March 23, 2016 04:14PM

carl icahn of ffxu Wrote:
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> A few of my hedge fund buddies own properties in the City of
> Falls Church. It is a truly a place for the elite.

To invest, yes. After all, everything must go. There are profits to be made. But it's no place to live in at this point, which is why all those higher median household income families choose to settle down someplace else.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dead zone ()
Date: March 23, 2016 04:18PM

I don't know why I even care so much since I live in Woodbridge.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Madison Grad 06 ()
Date: March 23, 2016 04:23PM

Dead zone Wrote:
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> I don't know why I even care so much since I live
> in Woodbridge.


Im sure the residents are glad you seem to care about them so much. I hope you feel the same way about my hometown Vienna.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dead zone ()
Date: March 23, 2016 04:29PM

Barack Otrump Wrote:
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> Doesn't matter if he or she live in Mclean or Falls Church.
> Thats more than can be said about you.

Actually, I used to live in Falls Church. Then I made some money and could afford a lot better. So I moved to McLean. Then I made some more money and could afford a lot better than that as well.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Actual Dead zone ()
Date: March 23, 2016 04:33PM

Dead zone Wrote:
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> And trust me I know a thing or two about waxing
> asses.

Dead zone Wrote:
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> Sorry guys I just needed to vent. I have been so
> depressed lately and am so lonley. Again Im sorry.

LOL! The ultimate cave-in and concession speech. Asshole, we hardly knew ye.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dead zone ()
Date: March 23, 2016 04:43PM

I'm in my townhouse on the hill right now, my fixtures are pure gold

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: cYHhd ()
Date: March 23, 2016 04:57PM

Dead zone Wrote:
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> LVUG4 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > NY Waterway took over after Harbor Shuttle went
> > under and operated the shuttle until the end of
> > 2000. Your previous claim that it stopped
> > operating in 1998 was, as always, wrong.
>
> This is all old ground, dumbass. The May 1, 1998,
> demise of the Delta Water Shuttle and subsequent
> efforts by NY Waterway to provide a similar
> service have been documented many times before.
> But more to the point is the fact that your
> sorry-ass was led like a sheep to slaughter into
> ignorantly claiming that it was the former company
> that rode you in from LaGuardia on visits to
> "corporate HQ" and your cherished Esca when there
> were no days when Esca and the Delta Water Shuttle
> were both in operation. You were just hog-tied
> and strung up on yet another of your pathetic,
> little-boy stories. Just come-uppance for a
> stupid piece of shit.


Yes, it has been. Let's review...

First, like the obsessive old narcissist that you are, you spent a holiday weekend trying to Google up old ferry schedules. Which meant that you failed in wasting what's left of your pitiful, miserable old life to begin with.

Then you thought that you'd stumbled upon a real gem in finding that Harbor Shuttle went bankrupt in 1998. Not knowing enough to understand that because one operator goes bankrupt the service doesn't necessarily stop, you then made one of your typical blowhard Asshole... posts declaring that it was impossible!!! for anyone to have taken the water shuttle (as I and many others did regularly many times after that). Posted pictures and everything as "proof!" So proud of yourself! lmao

Now you're attempting your usual buttmunch back pedal hoping that nobody will notice. *I* never claimed that it was any particular company operating it dumbshit. *You* were the one who claimed that the water shuttle stopped operating when Harbor Shuttle went under in 1998. Would you like for me to quote your own dumbass post just to rub shit in your face again?

Quote

> LOL! There were no partners, dumbfuck. There was
> just the franchise operator whom you so foolishly
> named and pointed to, and who of course had gone
> belly up in the Spring of 1998, long before Esca
> opened and even longer before your asswipe claims
> of having ridden the water taxi.

In fact, Delta partnered with two operators to provide what was the Delta Water Shuttle - first Harbor and then NY Waterway. Which continued to run long after the first went under in 1998. As you now concede. Thanks for admitting that you were wrong even if unintended.

>
> > The best part of continually pwning you here is
> > that you're always so confidently wrong while I
> > reel your dumb ass in. lmao Sorry for your loss
>
> > Gramps. Don't let it ruin your whole day.
>
> You're a hapless no-account douchebag who manages
> nothing more here than to get your sorry ass waxed
> over and over and over again.

Reeled in and gutted. lol!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Dead Zone ()
Date: March 23, 2016 05:00PM

Can you please be nice. I can be unstable and jealous but deep down I am a good person. I work for the Salvation Army after all.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: March 23, 2016 06:00PM

Dead zone Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You can buy the New York Times anywhere in the
> United States.
>
> Why would I pay for what I can have sent to me
> free of charghe?
>
> > How many places can you get Florida Today?
>
> At the house of every sorry-ass aunt, uncle,
> inbred cousin, and former sister-in-law in the
> state of Florida, And seriously, Florida Today
> introduces a whole range of substance issues.
>
> > You shit the bed then rolled around in it for
> good measure.
>
> You aren't fooling anyone, you transparent
> butthurt assfuck.
>
> > I think I'll head over to the ABC and see what
> > sort of Margaux they have in stock!
>
> No, you won't. At best, you'll go over to Honey
> Pig and get a plate of bulgogi. Otherwise you'll
> just google more bullshit and ignorantly expect to
> pass that off as something. Being a talentless
> fucking retard, that's about all you EVER do.

Bwahahahahaha. You've mastered the art of butthurt and fail. None of this shit holds water. Just because I actually do the things you lie about is no reason to get your panties in a bunch. While you seethe in envy tomorrow, I'll be watching a spring training game featuring two of the best pitchers in the National League. Chew on that pile for a while.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: March 23, 2016 06:07PM

hU7tw Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dead zone Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Oh, look! I'm in Manhattan! Maybe I"ll have
> > > dinner at Esca later. Or not, since I merely
> > had
> > > my god-daughter, the doctor, e-mail me that
> > > picture.
> > > .
> >
> > You can buy the New York Times anywhere in the
> > United States. How many places can you get
> > Florida Today?
> >
> > You shit the bed then rolled around in it for
> good
> > measure.
> >
> > I think I'll head over to the ABC and see what
> > sort of Margaux they have in stock!
>
> So you're on vacation and all you find to do is
> troll here? HAHA


Hard to call it a vacation when we are here no less than 4 times a year. There's always some sort of work that needs to be done regardless. Popping in here for 30 seconds during that time to further humiliate a no account, lying, butthurt shithead is really not a big deal. It takes minimal effort.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: March 23, 2016 07:44PM

Dead zone Wrote:
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> Actually, I used to live in Falls Church. Then I
> made some money and could afford a lot better. So
> I moved to McLean. Then I made some more money
> and could afford a lot better than that as well.

Man, you're really driving Fanboi nuts today. Not only is he spending precious vacation time arguing with you over nonsense, he's also been on a tear today posting under different names to try to get under your skin. Great work! He sure is delicate when it comes to Falls Church.

BTW, for his other week of vacation this year, word on the street is that he's going to Vegas....in July. :-)

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: lulz4now ()
Date: March 24, 2016 09:54AM

lel

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Cardinal Fang ()
Date: March 24, 2016 10:44AM

Ground-level fly-over country Wrote:
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> As an FYI, "Major Barbara" was a one-time poster
> at City-Data who apparently made our resident
> Falls Church failtard look very bad over there as
> well. Grudges are being held. Butthurt is at the
> helm. But it isn't just Major Barbara who's to
> blame here. Also reported as being on the list of
> those having kicked the living shit out of our
> local lame-boy over at C-D are such notable names
> as Reynard32, Oaktonite, and worst of all, the
> merciless Verdordud. Ouch! Of course, none of
> those is a current C-D poster either. It all just
> goes to show how severe the scarring has been. LOL!

^^^ I absolutely LOVE this post! The regular spasms of lashing out at mirages that this guy goes through suggest a serious mental disorder. But I guess it's okay to laugh at him until he decides to go get some help.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Actual Dead zone ()
Date: March 24, 2016 11:24AM

The Slaughter Rule notwithstanding, I'll briefly note that Fanboi has been wrong about every single material fact in this thread, beginning with the notion of median household income on Page-1 and carrying right on through to the fumbled turning radius of an Escalade just above. He sucked at English, wines, and coffee along the way as well of course. Hung out to dry on one wrong and dumbass statement after another. And let's not forget all those memorable "jelly" posts! What an asshole!

Then we have as well the flat-out lies about the one-time location of The Broad Street and also about being in Florida. Add to those the resuscitated lies about ever having sailed on a water taxi from LaGuardia or ever having eaten at Esca. None of that ever happened. It's all more tall tales and phony fables direct from the asshole's personal vault at Falls Church Fantasy Camp. There is no relation or connection to any actual fact in any of it. None whatsoever. It's all just badly manufactured bullshit.

And if he somehow did have some shred of credibility left after such a mire of ignorance and disgrace, it was all lost and then some in a descent into posting as "Dead zone". That's the worst sort of scumbag tactic there is. But of course it is someth8ng we have seen from this piece of shit so many, many times before. This in fact is his go-to strategy once the facts have inevitably been used to rip the flesh from his sorry-ass claims, leaving him a bleating blob of bloody pulp quivering in the corner. Happens every time. What a pathetic sac of puss.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Onsnap ()
Date: March 24, 2016 11:47AM

Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> The Slaughter Rule notwithstanding, I'll briefly
> note that Fanboi has been wrong about every single
> material fact in this thread, beginning with the
> notion of median household income on Page-1 and
> carrying right on through to the fumbled turning
> radius of an Escalade just above. He sucked at
> English, wines, and coffee along the way as well
> of course. Hung out to dry on one wrong and
> dumbass statement after another. And let's not
> forget all those memorable "jelly" posts! What an
> asshole!
>
> Then we have as well the flat-out lies about the
> one-time location of The Broad Street and also
> about being in Florida. Add to those the
> resuscitated lies about ever having sailed on a
> water taxi from LaGuardia or ever having eaten at
> Esca. None of that ever happened. It's all more
> tall tales and phony fables direct from the
> asshole's personal vault at Falls Church Fantasy
> Camp. There is no relation or connection to any
> actual fact in any of it. None whatsoever. It's
> all just badly manufactured bullshit.
>
> And if he somehow did have some shred of
> credibility left after such a mire of ignorance
> and disgrace, it was all lost and then some in a
> descent into posting as "Dead zone". That's the
> worst sort of scumbag tactic there is. But of
> course it is someth8ng we have seen from this
> piece of shit so many, many times before. This in
> fact is his go-to strategy once the facts have
> inevitably been used to rip the flesh from his
> sorry-ass claims, leaving him a bleating blob of
> bloody pulp quivering in the corner. Happens
> every time. What a pathetic sac of puss.

Oh snap!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: 22180 resident ()
Date: March 24, 2016 11:47AM

Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> The Slaughter Rule notwithstanding, I'll briefly
> note that Fanboi has been wrong about every single
> material fact in this thread, beginning with the
> notion of median household income on Page-1 and
> carrying right on through to the fumbled turning
> radius of an Escalade just above. He sucked at
> English, wines, and coffee along the way as well
> of course. Hung out to dry on one wrong and
> dumbass statement after another. And let's not
> forget all those memorable "jelly" posts! What an
> asshole!
>
> Then we have as well the flat-out lies about the
> one-time location of The Broad Street and also
> about being in Florida. Add to those the
> resuscitated lies about ever having sailed on a
> water taxi from LaGuardia or ever having eaten at
> Esca. None of that ever happened. It's all more
> tall tales and phony fables direct from the
> asshole's personal vault at Falls Church Fantasy
> Camp. There is no relation or connection to any
> actual fact in any of it. None whatsoever. It's
> all just badly manufactured bullshit.
>
> And if he somehow did have some shred of
> credibility left after such a mire of ignorance
> and disgrace, it was all lost and then some in a
> descent into posting as "Dead zone". That's the
> worst sort of scumbag tactic there is. But of
> course it is someth8ng we have seen from this
> piece of shit so many, many times before. This in
> fact is his go-to strategy once the facts have
> inevitably been used to rip the flesh from his
> sorry-ass claims, leaving him a bleating blob of
> bloody pulp quivering in the corner. Happens
> every time. What a pathetic sac of puss.

By now, just about everyone understands that you have something against Vienna and you are trying (with some success) to bait others into dumping on the Town. Why you feel the need to engage in these Trumpian distortions and Cruzian fantasies remains unclear. Fortunately, no one is interested in finding out why.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Actual Dead zone ()
Date: March 24, 2016 12:14PM

Fanboi, the world's biggest lying asshole Wrote:
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> Just because I actually do the things you lie about is no
> reason to get your panties in a bunch.

All you actually do is sit in your decaying 22046 shit-hole and run your stupid google searches between trips to Honey Pig. As the result, you eternally get your worthless ass snagged on the details by people of much broader intelligence and experience than you, which is pretty much everybody. What it all boils down to in the end is that, aside from being a completely worthless asshole, you aren't actually good at anything at all.

> While you seethe in envy tomorrow, I'll be watching a
> spring training game featuring two of the best pitchers
> in the National League.

No, you won't, you ever-lying sack of shit. All games today are exhibition games. There is no "drama" to be anticipated in any of them. Pitchers are still "working on stuff" and getting stretched out. Most won't go five innings today. For fans of course, it's all about the experience, and that happens regardless of who's on the hill or how many minor leaguers have been packed into the lineups. Of course, baseball is just another thing that poor little you doesn't know jackshit about, as is confirmed every time you are dumb enough to try to post about it. Such a consistently hapless fucking loser-troll you are!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Actual Dead zone ()
Date: March 24, 2016 12:17PM

just a flop Wrote:
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> Hard to call it a vacation when we are here no
> less than 4 times a year. There's always some
> sort of work that needs to be done regardless.
> Popping in here for 30 seconds during that time to
> further humiliate a no account, lying, butthurt
> shithead is really not a big deal. It takes
> minimal effort.

Counting to ten is typically beyond your 30-second comfort zone.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Actual Dead Zone btwn your ears ()
Date: March 24, 2016 12:37PM

Onsnap Wrote:
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> Actual Dead zone Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The Slaughter Rule notwithstanding, I'll
> briefly
> > note that Fanboi has been wrong about every
> single
> > material fact in this thread, beginning with
> the
> > notion of median household income on Page-1 and
> > carrying right on through to the fumbled
> turning
> > radius of an Escalade just above. He sucked at
> > English, wines, and coffee along the way as
> well
> > of course. Hung out to dry on one wrong and
> > dumbass statement after another. And let's not
> > forget all those memorable "jelly" posts! What
> an
> > asshole!
> >
> > Then we have as well the flat-out lies about
> the
> > one-time location of The Broad Street and also
> > about being in Florida. Add to those the
> > resuscitated lies about ever having sailed on a
> > water taxi from LaGuardia or ever having eaten
> at
> > Esca. None of that ever happened. It's all
> more
> > tall tales and phony fables direct from the
> > asshole's personal vault at Falls Church
> Fantasy
> > Camp. There is no relation or connection to
> any
> > actual fact in any of it. None whatsoever.
> It's
> > all just badly manufactured bullshit.
> >
> > And if he somehow did have some shred of
> > credibility left after such a mire of ignorance
> > and disgrace, it was all lost and then some in
> a
> > descent into posting as "Dead zone". That's
> the
> > worst sort of scumbag tactic there is. But of
> > course it is someth8ng we have seen from this
> > piece of shit so many, many times before. This
> in
> > fact is his go-to strategy once the facts have
> > inevitably been used to rip the flesh from his
> > sorry-ass claims, leaving him a bleating blob
> of
> > bloody pulp quivering in the corner. Happens
> > every time. What a pathetic sac of puss.
>
> Oh snap!


^ The usual pitiful old dude sock puppet post impressed with himself.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Actual Dead zone ()
Date: March 24, 2016 12:48PM

Actual Dead Zone btwn your ears Wrote:
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> The usual pitiful old dude sock puppet post impressed with himself.

The usual bumbling and worse than grade-school level whiny-ass clap-trap from the usual worthless asshole still stuck over in falling down Falls Church with a great big boot once again rammed far, far up his flabby ass. You really are nothing, you know.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: March 24, 2016 04:08PM

Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> The usual bumbling and worse than grade-school
> level whiny-ass clap-trap from the usual worthless
> asshole still stuck over in falling down Falls
> Church with a great big boot once again rammed
> far, far up his flabby ass. You really are
> nothing, you know.

You like how Fanboi is scarce today after we made fun of him yesterday for posting during vacation?

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: March 24, 2016 06:14PM

Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> Fanboi, the world's biggest lying asshole Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just because I actually do the things you lie
> about is no
> > reason to get your panties in a bunch.
>
> All you actually do is sit in your decaying 22046
> shit-hole and run your stupid google searches
> between trips to Honey Pig.

Enoying today's weather along the Space Coast. Game was great and you can see the team is coming along. Max looked strong.

> As the result, you
> eternally get your worthless ass snagged on the
> details by people of much broader intelligence and
> experience than you, which is pretty much
> everybody. What it all boils down to in the end
> is that, aside from being a completely worthless
> asshole, you aren't actually good at anything at
> all.

Dummy, I lost count of how many times you've had your ass handed to you. Today is no exception.

> > While you seethe in envy tomorrow, I'll be
> watching a
> > spring training game featuring two of the best
> pitchers
> > in the National League.
>
> No, you won't, you ever-lying sack of shit.

LOL! Scherzer and Wainwright aren't among the best pitchers in the NL?

> All games today are exhibition games.

Who said they weren't?

> There is no
> "drama" to be anticipated in any of them.

Who said there would be?

> Pitchers are still "working on stuff" and getting
> stretched out.

Yeah and???

> Most won't go five innings today.

Max did. Adam didn't quite reach that mark.

> For fans of course, it's all about the experience,
> and that happens regardless of who's on the hill
> or how many minor leaguers have been packed into
> the lineups.

Better lineups make for a better time. Seeing the big boys play is always more fun.

> Of course, baseball is just another
> thing that poor little you doesn't know jackshit
> about, as is confirmed every time you are dumb
> enough to try to post about it.

Says the butthurt envious little bitch who doesn't think Scherzer and Wainwright are among the best pickers in the NL. Sorry, assmunch, you aren't living this blunder down. It's up there in your hall of fame of fuck ups!

Max thinks you're a fuck up too...
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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: facts remain the same ()
Date: March 24, 2016 06:31PM

The city of Falls Church is a place for the elite

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: everybody ()
Date: March 24, 2016 06:45PM

just a few Wrote:
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> Actual Dead zone Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fanboi, the world's biggest lying asshole
> Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Just because I actually do the things you
> lie
> > about is no
> > > reason to get your panties in a bunch.
> >
> > All you actually do is sit in your decaying
> 22046
> > shit-hole and run your stupid google searches
> > between trips to Honey Pig.
>
> Enoying today's weather along the Space Coast.
> Game was great and you can see the team is coming
> along. Max looked strong.
>
> > As the result, you
> > eternally get your worthless ass snagged on the
> > details by people of much broader intelligence
> and
> > experience than you, which is pretty much
> > everybody. What it all boils down to in the
> end
> > is that, aside from being a completely
> worthless
> > asshole, you aren't actually good at anything
> at
> > all.
>
> Dummy, I lost count of how many times you've had
> your ass handed to you. Today is no exception.
>
> > > While you seethe in envy tomorrow, I'll be
> > watching a
> > > spring training game featuring two of the
> best
> > pitchers
> > > in the National League.
> >
> > No, you won't, you ever-lying sack of shit.
>
> LOL! Scherzer and Wainwright aren't among the
> best pitchers in the NL?
>
> > All games today are exhibition games.
>
> Who said they weren't?
>
> > There is no
> > "drama" to be anticipated in any of them.
>
> Who said there would be?
>
> > Pitchers are still "working on stuff" and
> getting
> > stretched out.
>
> Yeah and???
>
> > Most won't go five innings today.
>
> Max did. Adam didn't quite reach that mark.
>
> > For fans of course, it's all about the
> experience,
> > and that happens regardless of who's on the
> hill
> > or how many minor leaguers have been packed
> into
> > the lineups.
>
> Better lineups make for a better time. Seeing the
> big boys play is always more fun.
>
> > Of course, baseball is just another
> > thing that poor little you doesn't know
> jackshit
> > about, as is confirmed every time you are dumb
> > enough to try to post about it.
>
> Says the butthurt envious little bitch who doesn't
> think Scherzer and Wainwright are among the best
> pickers in the NL. Sorry, assmunch, you aren't
> living this blunder down. It's up there in your
> hall of fame of fuck ups!
>
> Max thinks you're a fuck up too...

+1,000,000

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: many asses ()
Date: March 24, 2016 08:07PM

just noticed,,, Wrote:
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> .....Manassas made number 10 on that list!


I can see that, Manassas is great these days.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: March 25, 2016 07:37AM

Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> The usual bumbling and worse than grade-school
> level whiny-ass clap-trap from the usual worthless
> asshole still stuck over in falling down Falls
> Church with a great big boot once again rammed
> far, far up his flabby ass. You really are
> nothing, you know.

You like how Fanboi quickly came back and posted (from vacation!) after I made fun of him for not posting after we made fun of him for posting on vacation? :-)

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Actual Dead zone ()
Date: March 25, 2016 10:06AM

just a few Wrote:
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>>> LOL! Nice submission of evidence that accumulated butthurt and envy
are not the driving forces in your life these days. What a freaking piñata! <<<

> Enjoying today's weather along the Space Coast.

Weather was nice indeed, but Falls Church is on the Disgrace Coast.

> Game was great and you can see the team is coming
> along. Max looked strong.

Yes, that's what Twitter said. I saw it all on my cellphone, just like you.

> Dummy, I lost count of how many times you've had
> your ass handed to you. Today is no exception.

CLUE: The count is still at zero. As a memory tip, it's the same as the number of times you've ever ridden a water taxi to or from LGA, or eaten as much as a single bite of food at Esca. You can use the number of days you've ever spent skiing at Killington with law school chums as a backup if you need to.

> LOL! Scherzer and Wainwright aren't among the
> best pitchers in the NL?

Waino not so much anymore. Maybe he has another good stretch in him, maybe he doesn't. He could as easily be the next Cain or Lincecum at this point. A 4.80 ERA and 1.67 WHIP on the Spring do not bode well. And his ground ball rate is half what it should be so far. Ominous. In any case, it looks like he was just "working on stuff" on Thursday. But as went right over your head, the actual critique was of your pop-level insinuations that a Spring Training contest could be some actual "big game". There's a reason why they call them "exhibitions".

> Max did. Adam didn't quite reach that mark.

Try to follow along. The comment was made with respect to yesterday's Spring Training starters in general. In individual terms, both Wainwright and Scherzer were outdone on the day by Wily Peralta. Put that in your scrapbook.

Oh, and see what contacts were able to send me from Tampa last night. I'm not there though...
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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: March 25, 2016 11:09AM

Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----

> > Game was great and you can see the team is
> coming
> > along. Max looked strong.
>
> Yes, that's what Twitter said.

Maybe one day you'll be able to attend in person. Well, you've missed out on Space Coast, but there's opportunity to catch them in their new home next tear -well, for most of us anyway!


> CLUE: The count is still at zero.

That's your score at the game of life and what your entire life amounts to - zero!

> > LOL! Scherzer and Wainwright aren't among the
> > best pitchers in the NL?
>
> Waino not so much anymore. Maybe he has another
> good stretch in him, maybe he doesn't. He could
> as easily be the next Cain or Lincecum at this
> point. A 4.80 ERA and 1.67 WHIP on the Spring do
> not bode well. And his ground ball rate is half
> what it should be so far. Ominous. In any case,
> it looks like he was just "working on stuff" on
> Thursday. But as went right over your head, the
> actual critique was of your pop-level insinuations
> that a Spring Training contest could be some
> actual "big game". There's a reason why they call
> them "exhibitions".

There was no insinuation of that nature whatsoever. You let your vivid imagination get the better of you. Liars are known for their vivid imagination. As for Wainright, he is still an opening day calibre starter and one of the best over the past few years. My statement stands and it is grounded in fact.

> > Max did. Adam didn't quite reach that mark.
>
> Try to follow along. The comment was made with
> respect to yesterday's Spring Training starters in
> general.

The comment was made with all the butthurt and envy coming through.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: March 25, 2016 11:18AM

Actual Dead ZERO Wrote:
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> > Oh, and see what contacts were able to send me
> from Tampa last night. I'm not there though...

You never have been and you never will be!
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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Gutted but still trying to swim ()
Date: March 25, 2016 12:26PM

Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >>> LOL! Nice submission of evidence that
> accumulated butthurt and envy
> are not the driving forces in your life these
> days. What a freaking piñata! <<<
>
> > Enjoying today's weather along the Space Coast.
>
>
> Weather was nice indeed, but Falls Church is on
> the Disgrace Coast.
>
> > Game was great and you can see the team is
> coming
> > along. Max looked strong.
>
> Yes, that's what Twitter said. I saw it all on my
> cellphone, just like you.
>
> > Dummy, I lost count of how many times you've
> had
> > your ass handed to you. Today is no exception.
>
>
> CLUE: The count is still at zero. As a memory
> tip, it's the same as the number of times you've
> ever ridden a water taxi to or from LGA, or eaten
> as much as a single bite of food at Esca. You can
> use the number of days you've ever spent skiing at
> Killington with law school chums as a backup if
> you need to.


^ Alheimer's dude still can't comprehend that he's mixed up multiple people who regularly abuse his dumb ass here. lol

Keep trying Gramps. You'll get the hang of this InnerWebs thingy yet.


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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Actual Dead zone ()
Date: March 25, 2016 02:12PM

The Big Fat Falls Church Phony Wrote another pile of lies:
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> Maybe one day you'll be able to attend in person.
> Well, you've missed out on Space Coast, but
> there's opportunity to catch them in their new
> home next tear -well, for most of us anyway!

LOL! As you know only too well, I've been there dozens of times. In fact, it keeps you awake at night knowing how thoroughly I have been there and done all that. But to this point, I have never been to a ballgame at Turner Field, so here's the perfect year to do something different. As usual, we'll end up being in many different major and minor league parks by summer's end. Then it'll be off to Palm Beach next Spring. It'll be like opening the pages of a new book. Astros fans should be even happier about the move. Their current facility in Kissimmee is a dump in the middle of a Falls Church-like shit-hole. It's so depressing there.

> There was no insinuation of that nature whatsoever.
> You let your vivid imagination get the better of you.

No, you're just a pathetic stupid shit who overplays a hand he isn't even holding. What a fucking loser.

> As for Wainright, he is still an opening day calibre
> starter and one of the best over the past few years.

Yeah, kind of like Verlander, Shields, and Tillman.

> My statement stands and it is grounded in fact.

Ha! None of your statements stand, and they are typically grounded in absolute bullshit. Like claims that The Broad Street that closed in 1997 somehow moved across the street and turned into Dogwood Tavern in 2008. Pure, unadulterated bullshit. All this transparent lying of course appears to be sourced in the reality of your tiny life being so totally dismal and devoid of interest or meaning that you have to invent this elaborate alternate version of things to serve as a salve for your real world pain and suffering. But even in your far-fetched fantasy land, you are still flummoxed by such trifles as "suss" and "peeled" versus "unpeeled." And you can't tell when scallop season ends or when a comment has been applied to all of a day's starting pitchers rather than to just two. It's all rather comical of course, but also just pathetic on a deeper level.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Actual Dead zone ()
Date: March 25, 2016 02:28PM

The Big Fat Falls Church Phony Wrote:
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> You never have been and you never will be!

Actually, I've been to both Steinbrenner Field in Tampa and The Trop over in St Pete. But no game in Viera today. Shouldn't you be off to Ron Jon's or over at the Brevard County Zoo or something? Not to be missed! Of course, a true Nats fan would have made that third-world trek down I-95 to Roger Dean Stadium. Nice setting there, but the park itself is as boring as another Kissimmee. Also tough to find gas for the trip home. Don't want to show up there with the needle on "E"! Keep an eye out though for Joe Namath. He's often in attendance at Roger Dean. Game there tonight against The Fish at 7:05 and back at it versus the Cards tomorrow at 1:05. Keep us informed. LOL!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Actual Dead zone ()
Date: March 25, 2016 02:34PM

Gutted but still trying to swim Wrote:
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> ^ Alheimer's dude still can't comprehend that he's mixed up
> multiple people who regularly abuse his dumb ass here. lol

Can you explain to me about this "Asshole Spotter" guy you obsess over so frequently? Who is that guy anyway? Myself, I think he might have lived in one of those million-dollar homes along Locust Street.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Actual Dead zone ()
Date: March 25, 2016 02:37PM

Its Friday so you can bet Im going to be depressed and lonley SO GET READY FOR MY WRATH YOU FALLS CHUCHIANS!!!!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: remix ()
Date: March 25, 2016 03:22PM

Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> Gutted but still trying to swim Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ^ Alheimer's dude still can't comprehend that
> he's mixed up
> > multiple people who regularly abuse his dumb ass
> here. lol
>
> Can you explain to me about this "Asshole Spotter"
> guy you obsess over so frequently? Who is that
> guy anyway? Myself, I think he might have lived
> in one of those million-dollar homes along Locust
> Street.

The following thread should tell you all you need to know. http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/1680854.html
Several people toy with AS and his numerous sock puppets. The line that sums it up best is "Asshole Spotter has declared victory more times than the Iraqi Information Minister." He has not changed.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: March 25, 2016 04:06PM

Actual ZERO Wrote:
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> LOL! As you know only too well, I've been there
> dozens of times.

I can't say for certain you've seen a baseball game in person anywhere besides Waters Field!

> In fact, it keeps you awake at
> night knowing how thoroughly I have been there and
> done all that.

Again, as far as I can tell you've been working Google overtime in order to pretend you've been anywhere besides your hovel with a carport!

> But to this point, I have never
> been to a ballgame at Turner Field, so here's the
> perfect year to do something different.

You're 20 years too late. You aren't visiting a classic stadium, you're visiting a dump that hasn't had new amenities put into it in years. Ha! No wonder you like Vienna so much! They're two in the same!

When I went in the 90s, it was new and had a pitching staff that was the envy of baseball. Seems you're always licking my boot heels!


> No, you're just a pathetic stupid shit who
> overplays a hand he isn't even holding. What a
> fucking loser.

There's that over active imagination I was talking about!

> Ha! None of your statements stand, and they are
> typically grounded in absolute bullshit. Like
> claims that The Broad Street that closed in 1997
> somehow moved across the street and turned into
> Dogwood Tavern in 2008.

You mean the one proven accurate by the local newspaper? Keep eatin' shit, fuckmunch!

Dogwood Tavern is opening Thursday, April 24 at 132 W. Broad Street in Falls Church. The new casual dining restaurant will serve slightly southern American fare including a raw bar. While Dogwood Tavern is in the space previously occupied by Broad Street Tavern, owners Chris Lefbom, Adam Lubar and Wilson Whitney have made dramatic improvements and changes to the interior and have added outdoor seating in the back. Entertainment will include live acoustic music and sports on large flat screen televisions. Lefbom, Lubar and Whitney also own and operate Ragtime www.ragtimerestaurant.com) and Rhodeside Grill (www.rhodesidegrill.com).

https://fcnp.com/2008/04/23/falls-church-business-news-a-notes/

All you've provided is lies and more sock puppet lies.

You've been getting stomped post after post after post.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: March 25, 2016 04:13PM

Gutted but still trying to swim Wrote:
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> ^ Alheimer's dude still can't comprehend that he's
> mixed up multiple people who regularly abuse his
> dumb ass here. lol
>
> Keep trying Gramps. You'll get the hang of this
> InnerWebs thingy yet.

It's a combination of a fragile ego and hubris. He has a fragile narcissistic ego. It's why he can't admit his numerous shortcomings and misstatements. His hubris won't allow him to think that there are numerous people who think he's a bumbling moron and a liar. Even if he were that self aware, he still wouldn't admit it in the off chance he might actually be convincing another person of his bullshit. And, we all know that nobody is buying his bullshit, but he'll keep shoveling it.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: FFXU Translator ()
Date: March 25, 2016 04:17PM

Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> The Big Fat Falls Church Phony Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You never have been and you never will be!
>
> Actually, I've been to both Steinbrenner Field in
> Tampa and The Trop over in St Pete. But no game
> in Viera today. Shouldn't you be off to Ron Jon's
> or over at the Brevard County Zoo or something?
> Not to be missed! Of course, a true Nats fan
> would have made that third-world trek down I-95 to
> Roger Dean Stadium. Nice setting there, but the
> park itself is as boring as another Kissimmee.
> Also tough to find gas for the trip home. Don't
> want to show up there with the needle on "E"!
> Keep an eye out though for Joe Namath. He's often
> in attendance at Roger Dean. Game there tonight
> against The Fish at 7:05 and back at it versus the
> Cards tomorrow at 1:05. Keep us informed. LOL!


^

"If i hadn't spent all of my money remodeling the kitchen then maybe I could go somewhere else too. :("

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: March 25, 2016 04:22PM

Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> The Big Fat Falls Church Phony Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You never have been and you never will be!
>
> Actually, I've been to both Steinbrenner Field in
> Tampa and The Trop over in St Pete.

Sure you have! LOL!
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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Bonfire of His Vanity ()
Date: March 25, 2016 04:30PM

just a few Wrote:
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> Gutted but still trying to swim Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ^ Alheimer's dude still can't comprehend that
> he's
> > mixed up multiple people who regularly abuse
> his
> > dumb ass here. lol
> >
> > Keep trying Gramps. You'll get the hang of
> this
> > InnerWebs thingy yet.
>
> It's a combination of a fragile ego and hubris.
> He has a fragile narcissistic ego. It's why he
> can't admit his numerous shortcomings and
> misstatements. His hubris won't allow him to
> think that there are numerous people who think
> he's a bumbling moron and a liar. Even if he were
> that self aware, he still wouldn't admit it in the
> off chance he might actually be convincing another
> person of his bullshit. And, we all know that
> nobody is buying his bullshit, but he'll keep
> shoveling it.


Yep, typical blowhard bullshitter that you find around here.

He is fun to fuck with though. It's like bowling for Assholes...

Set him up, knock him down, and then he just keeps resetting so you can do it over and over again. lol

Almost too easy sometimes.


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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The real Actual Dead zone ()
Date: March 25, 2016 04:40PM

The asshole stuck in the shithole called Falls Church Wrote:
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> Its Friday so you can bet Im going to be depressed and lonley
SO GET READY FOR MY WRATH YOU FALLS CHUCHIANS!!!!

Playing the ultimate SCUMBAG card yet again? How many do you think will be surprised (or impressed) by that? Nice fucking job on "lonely" and "Churchians" too by the way, you feeble-minded dickhead. That's rather a sorry-ass job on "It's" and "I'm" as well. What a colossal failure you are! You're doing worse here than a crash-test dummy on a bad-hair day.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: well played ()
Date: March 25, 2016 05:00PM

just a few Wrote:
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> Gutted but still trying to swim Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ^ Alheimer's dude still can't comprehend that
> he's
> > mixed up multiple people who regularly abuse
> his
> > dumb ass here. lol
> >
> > Keep trying Gramps. You'll get the hang of
> this
> > InnerWebs thingy yet.
>
> It's a combination of a fragile ego and hubris.
> He has a fragile narcissistic ego. It's why he
> can't admit his numerous shortcomings and
> misstatements. His hubris won't allow him to
> think that there are numerous people who think
> he's a bumbling moron and a liar. Even if he were
> that self aware, he still wouldn't admit it in the
> off chance he might actually be convincing another
> person of his bullshit. And, we all know that
> nobody is buying his bullshit, but he'll keep
> shoveling it.

+1

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The real Actual Dead zone ()
Date: March 25, 2016 05:08PM

Dinner plans at Honey Pig Wrote:
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> The following thread should tell you all you need to know.

Thanks for that! Plain to see that it's just you 18 fucking months ago trying to play the same SCUMBAG card on this "Asshole Spotter" guy as he proceeds to just kick the living shit out of all 50 of you or however many the final fraud count came to. Just a giant pile of dead Falls Church fucktards at the end, a Fail Army fiasco if ever I saw one. That thread actually shows you to be an even worse fucking lame-ass dumbshit than you had so far shown yourself to be in this one. In reality, you are just like Chernobyl-grade fucked up.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: NPD ()
Date: March 25, 2016 06:11PM

The real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> Dinner plans at Honey Pig Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The following thread should tell you all you
> need to know.
>
> Thanks for that! Plain to see that it's just you
> 18 fucking months ago trying to play the same
> SCUMBAG card on this "Asshole Spotter" guy as he
> proceeds to just kick the living shit out of all
> 50 of you or however many the final fraud count
> came to. Just a giant pile of dead Falls Church
> fucktards at the end, a Fail Army fiasco if ever I
> saw one. That thread actually shows you to be an
> even worse fucking lame-ass dumbshit than you had
> so far shown yourself to be in this one. In
> reality, you are just like Chernobyl-grade fucked
> up.


Why are you referring to yourself as if you're not one in the same?

Oh wait...


Elsa Ronningstam, associate clinical professor of psychology at Harvard Medical School and author of Identifying and Understanding the Narcissistic Personality: Referring to yourself in the third person creates distance between "I" and "he." So if you have an exaggerated view of how great you are, you could be using this distance to make yourself even bigger.

"The narcissist often talks to himself in third person singular. He feels that it lends objectivity to his thoughts, making them appear to be emanating from an external source. The narcissist's self-esteem is so low that, to be trusted, he has to disguise himself, to hide himself from himself. It is the narcissist's pernicious and all-pervasive art of un-being."

The narcissist brags. His speech is peppered with "I", "my", "myself", "mine" and other appropriating linguistic structures. He describes himself as intelligent, or rich, or modest, or intuitive, or creative - but always excessively and extraordinarily so. One is almost tempted to say, inhumanly so. His biography sounds implausibly rich and complex. His achievements - incommensurate with his age, education, or renown. His actual state always appears evidently and demonstrably incompatible with his claims. Very often, the narcissist lies or fantasizes in a manner very easy to discern. He always name-drops.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The real Actual Dead zone ()
Date: March 25, 2016 07:46PM

The mega-giant uber-failtard asshole from Falls Church Wrote:
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> I can't say for certain you've seen a baseball
> game in person anywhere besides Waters Field!

You can't say anything without lying through your rotting teeth. You can't deal with ANY aspect of reality at all.

> Again, as far as I can tell you've been working
> Google overtime in order to pretend you've been
> anywhere besides your hovel with a carport!

LOL! Never drove past the Brevard County Zoo, eh? That's what happens to people who have never gone to Viera for Spring Training. Nice crash-and-burn, asshole.

> You're 20 years too late. You aren't visiting a
> classic stadium, you're visiting a dump that hasn't
> had new amenities put into it in years.

Too fucking stupid. NEXT YEAR would be too late. And the point is that we walked around and around that brand new stadium while we were at the Olympics in 1996. Remember "The Dream Team"? Barkley, Shaq, The Mailman? Yeah, we were there for that. Remember Dot Richardson? Yeah, we were there for that too. But now the chance of adding Turner Field to the roster of ballparks that I've seen an MLB game in is dwindling. As there is literally nothing worthwhile in Viera that we haven't already seen or done, it's the perfect time to go in another direction this year. Then we'll head down to Palm Beach in 2017.

> Ha! No wonder you like Vienna so much! They're
> two in the same!

I don't live in Vienna, douche. I do live close enough to be able to take advantage of the many, many, many things that it has to offer that a festering ruin and decay-ridden dump like Falls Church simply does not have -- like someplace better to eat than fucking Meat in a Box.

> When I went in the 90s, it was new and had a
> pitching staff that was the envy of baseball.
> Seems you're always licking my boot heels!

Actually, the boot is what I'm forever putting up your sorry ass, you chronic loser. So how many major league parks will you claim to have been to, I wonder? Be sure to tell a big enough lie to get you up to like at least half the total that I've been in. Meanwhile, I did a lot of my 1990's summertime baseball lollygagging out in the LF bleachers at wrigley Field singing along with Harry. Did manage to get to Fulton County Stadium alright, and we have been back to Atlanta since the Olympics, but never when the Braves were in town. So we'll go take care of that here shortly.

> There's that over active imagination I was talking about!

All I have imagined is that you will not say a single thing that's actually worth a shit, and so far, I've been exactly right about that, you tragically pathetic fraud.

> You mean the one proven accurate by the local
> newspaper? Keep eatin' shit, fuckmunch!

Yeah, having your in-bred cousin empty her phone into yours was such a very, very good idea. It's 2016, asshole. At least I had an actual doctor to call on to help unveil the transparent fraud tactics you employed. What a classic death you suffered there. Python's "Death of Genghis Khan" was probably funnier, but not by a whole lot.

> All you've provided is lies and more sock puppet lies.

Actually, it is you (as always) who is the mealy-mouthed liar. That's your one and only specialty, I am merely one who personally experienced the pleasures of drinking and dining at 105 West Broad Street during the 1990s. It's all as clear as a bell to me, and I'd presume to others as well. You on the other fucking shit-stained hand, were never there at all in any capacity or for any reason. You have nothing at all to bring to the table except more proof of what a worthless lying dumbfuck asshole you are. Gotta go with what you've got, I guess.

> You've been getting stomped post after post after post.

That's asshole-speak for "Oh, God! How my flabby butt is burning!!!" Sorry toadie, but you've got jackshit here beyond the mantle of god-awful stupid-ass fraud that you were wearing when you walked in. Such a Worthless loser.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: March 25, 2016 08:05PM

Wow, another busy vacation day for the Fanboi! LOL. But it's back to the grind next week I'm afraid. Back to taking the metro to and from DC to sit around doing nothing all day. Sigh. :-(

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The real Actual Dead zone ()
Date: March 25, 2016 08:07PM

This time the pathetic ignorant Falls Church Asshole Wrote:
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> Sure you have! LOL!

Yup, Steinbrenner Field, The Trop, and a few other Florida sites as well. Feel free to eat your heart out, drizzly-shit. Jack Russell Stadium and Brighthouse Field in Clearwater, Joker Marchant Stadium in Lakeland, Chain of Lakes Park in Winter Haven, Champion Stadium in Lake Buena Vista, Osceola County Stadium in Kissimmee, Space Coast in Viera of course, Holman Stadium in Vero Beach, Roger Dean Stadium in Jupiter. Might be missing a couple, but we'll be adding at least the Ballpark of the Palm Beaches nest year, and you of course will not. Off now to watch the Sox. Enjoy your butthurt, asshole!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: SunTrust ()
Date: March 25, 2016 08:29PM

The real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> This time the pathetic ignorant Falls Church
> Asshole Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> ----------
> > Sure you have! LOL!
>
> Yup, Steinbrenner Field, The Trop, and a few other
> Florida sites as well. Feel free to eat your
> heart out, drizzly-shit. Jack Russell Stadium and
> Brighthouse Field in Clearwater, Joker Marchant
> Stadium in Lakeland, Chain of Lakes Park in Winter
> Haven, Champion Stadium in Lake Buena Vista,
> Osceola County Stadium in Kissimmee, Space Coast
> in Viera of course, Holman Stadium in Vero Beach,
> Roger Dean Stadium in Jupiter. Might be missing a
> couple, but we'll be adding at least the Ballpark
> of the Palm Beaches nest year, and you of course
> will not. Off now to watch the Sox. Enjoy your
> butthurt, asshole!


Not until you pay off that kitchen remodel!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: dr. phil ()
Date: March 25, 2016 09:29PM

NPD Wrote:
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> The narcissist brags. His speech is peppered with
> "I", "my", "myself", "mine" and other
> appropriating linguistic structures. He describes
> himself as intelligent, or rich, or modest, or
> intuitive, or creative - but always excessively
> and extraordinarily so. One is almost tempted to
> say, inhumanly so. His biography sounds
> implausibly rich and complex. His achievements -
> incommensurate with his age, education, or renown.
> His actual state always appears evidently and
> demonstrably incompatible with his claims. Very
> often, the narcissist lies or fantasizes in a
> manner very easy to discern. He always name-drops.

I would say you nailed it, but that would be inappropriate on Easter.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Falls Church Copter ()
Date: March 25, 2016 09:46PM

I guess some helicopter nerd doesn't like Falls Church, maybe it is because they closed Burger King?

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: CHOPPER CHOPPER CHOPPER CHOPPER ()
Date: March 25, 2016 09:53PM

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Google to the rescue ()
Date: March 25, 2016 10:07PM

The real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> This time the pathetic ignorant Falls Church
> Asshole Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> ----------
> > Sure you have! LOL!
>
> Yup, Steinbrenner Field, The Trop, and a few other
> Florida sites as well. Feel free to eat your
> heart out, drizzly-shit. Jack Russell Stadium and
> Brighthouse Field in Clearwater, Joker Marchant
> Stadium in Lakeland, Chain of Lakes Park in Winter
> Haven, Champion Stadium in Lake Buena Vista,
> Osceola County Stadium in Kissimmee, Space Coast
> in Viera of course, Holman Stadium in Vero Beach,
> Roger Dean Stadium in Jupiter. Might be missing a
> couple, but we'll be adding at least the Ballpark
> of the Palm Beaches nest year, and you of course
> will not. Off now to watch the Sox. Enjoy your
> butthurt, asshole!


Impressive! We all hope that one day we'll be fortunate enough to have the Internet so that we can watch MLB TV too.

lmao

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: check, check, check and check ()
Date: March 26, 2016 07:30AM

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Narcissistic personality disorder is a mental disorder in which people have an inflated sense of their own importance, a deep need for admiration and a lack of empathy for others. But behind this mask of ultraconfidence lies a fragile self-esteem that's vulnerable to the slightest criticism.
http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/narcissistic-personality-disorder/basics/definition/con-20025568

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: March 26, 2016 09:04AM

The real Actual ZERO Wrote:
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> You can't deal with ANY aspect of
> reality at all.

The reality of the situation is that you're a known and proven liar. Pointing out your lies is hilariously easy and watching you squirm your way out of being caught in you lies is even funnier.

> LOL! Never drove past the Brevard County Zoo, eh?

How'd you arrive at that ridiculously stupid conclusion?

> That's what happens to people who have never gone
> to Viera for Spring Training. Nice
> crash-and-burn, asshole.

It's actually what happens to those who use Google as the entire basis of their knowledge about the area. You fit that bill perfectly.


> Too fucking stupid. NEXT YEAR would be too late.

Next year you'd be there to see a brand new facility. This year you're visiting a dump.

> And the point is that we walked around and around
> that brand new stadium while we were at the
> Olympics in 1996. Remember "The Dream Team"?

The third Dream Team?

> Barkley, Shaq, The Mailman? Yeah, we were there
> for that.

They played at Morehouse and the GA Dome.

> Remember Dot Richardson? Yeah, we were
> there for that too. But now the chance of adding
> Turner Field to the roster of ballparks that I've
> seen an MLB game in is dwindling. As there is
> literally nothing worthwhile in Viera that we
> haven't already seen or done, it's the perfect
> time to go in another direction this year. Then
> we'll head down to Palm Beach in 2017.

Or the perfect time to bullshit an excuse just as you did here.

> I don't live in Vienna, douche.

Who said you did?


> So how many major league parks will you claim to have been to,
> I wonder?

Including those that are no longer in use or demolished?

> Actually, it is you (as always) who is the
> mealy-mouthed liar. That's your one and only
> specialty, I am merely one who personally
> experienced the pleasures of drinking and dining
> at 105 West Broad Street during the 1990s.

And yet the local newspaper doesn't support your version of events!

Dogwood Tavern is opening Thursday, April 24 at 132 W. Broad Street in Falls Church. The new casual dining restaurant will serve slightly southern American fare including a raw bar. While Dogwood Tavern is in the space previously occupied by Broad Street Tavern, owners Chris Lefbom, Adam Lubar and Wilson Whitney have made dramatic improvements and changes to the interior and have added outdoor seating in the back. Entertainment will include live acoustic music and sports on large flat screen televisions. Lefbom, Lubar and Whitney also own and operate Ragtime www.ragtimerestaurant.com) and Rhodeside Grill (www.rhodesidegrill.com).


https://fcnp.com/2008/04/23/falls-church-business-news-a-notes/

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: March 26, 2016 09:07AM

Kilton Wrote:
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> Wow, another busy vacation day for the Fanboi!
> LOL. But it's back to the grind next week I'm
> afraid. Back to taking the metro to and from DC to
> sit around doing nothing all day. Sigh. :-(


It's funny how you think someone is on "vacation" simply because he's in FL. You must be one of those office drones that needs to ask permission to leave the DC area for a few days a year.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: March 26, 2016 09:08AM

The real Actual ZERO Wrote:
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> Yup, Steinbrenner Field, The Trop, and a few other
> Florida sites as well. Feel free to eat your
> heart out, drizzly-shit. Jack Russell Stadium and
> Brighthouse Field in Clearwater, Joker Marchant
> Stadium in Lakeland, Chain of Lakes Park in Winter
> Haven, Champion Stadium in Lake Buena Vista,
> Osceola County Stadium in Kissimmee, Space Coast
> in Viera of course, Holman Stadium in Vero Beach,
> Roger Dean Stadium in Jupiter. Might be missing a
> couple, but we'll be adding at least the Ballpark
> of the Palm Beaches nest year, and you of course
> will not. Off now to watch the Sox. Enjoy your
> butthurt, asshole!


Somebody's been working Wikipedia overtime!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The real Actual Dead zone ()
Date: March 26, 2016 04:37PM

SunTrust Wrote:
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> Not until you pay off that kitchen remodel!

For those trapped in the stiff-and-schlump class, it's ever a matter of "What do we want to do, and can we afford to do it?" At a certain point of course, the second half of that question simply fades away, and only the first half remains.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: HELOC ()
Date: March 26, 2016 05:28PM

The real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> SunTrust Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Not until you pay off that kitchen remodel!
>
> For those trapped in the stiff-and-schlump class,
> it's ever a matter of "What do we want to do, and
> can we afford to do it?" At a certain point of
> course, the second half of that question simply
> fades away, and only the first half remains.


Maybe you'll get there one day.

First, you need to pay me back.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The real Actual Dead zone ()
Date: March 26, 2016 05:42PM

just a few Wrote:
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> The reality of the situation is that you're a
> known and proven liar. Pointing out your lies is
> hilariously easy and watching you squirm your way
> out of being caught in you lies is even funnier.

Laughable little moron. The only way you can deal with facts is to call them lies. That's your big argument. It's pre-school level babble.

> How'd you arrive at that ridiculously stupid conclusion?

Well, it's not the only route to and from the ballpark, but anyone having spent actual time in and around Viera will know about the Brevard Zoo. You plainly do not. I have of course been there, and can report that it's a quite a nice place to spend an afternoon -- quite a lot nicer than what one might expect from just a local little place.

> Next year you'd be there to see a brand new
> facility. This year you're visiting a dump.

You just can't grasp the concept, can you? Such a narrow little creature! There will be plenty of years in which to visit SunTrust Park. It will come to have it's turn at some point, just as so many other parks have. Time for Turner Field is running out.

> They played at Morehouse and the GA Dome.

Well, half the Georgia Dome. Gymnastics was in the other half.

> Or the perfect time to bullshit an excuse just as
> you did here.

Believe what you need to in order to save your savaged ego, envy boy.

> Including those that are no longer in use or demolished?

How confusing is the term "major league park?" If you saw the Expos play aan NL game at Hiram Bithorn, go ahead and count it.

> And yet the local newspaper doesn't support your
> version of events!

Dummy, it's neutral on the matter of what folded at 105 West Broad Street in 1997 to reopen as Ireland's Four Provinces. Some of us know the answer to that question perfectly well. Others haven't got a clue.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The real Actual Dead zone ()
Date: March 26, 2016 06:01PM

just a few Wrote:
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> Somebody's been working Wikipedia overtime!

Guess it's just hard to believe how limited and debased your existence has been. Without even trying, people have run circles around you.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: bingo ()
Date: March 26, 2016 06:24PM

The real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Somebody's been working Wikipedia overtime!
>
> Guess it's just hard to believe how limited and
> debased your existence has been. Without even
> trying, people have run circles around you.

Quote

Narcissistic personality disorder is a mental disorder in which people have an inflated sense of their own importance, a deep need for admiration and a lack of empathy for others. But behind this mask of ultraconfidence lies a fragile self-esteem that's vulnerable to the slightest criticism.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: HELOC #2 ()
Date: March 26, 2016 07:26PM

HELOC Wrote:
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> The real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > SunTrust Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Not until you pay off that kitchen remodel!
> >
> > For those trapped in the stiff-and-schlump
> class,
> > it's ever a matter of "What do we want to do,
> and
> > can we afford to do it?" At a certain point of
> > course, the second half of that question simply
> > fades away, and only the first half remains.
>
>
> Maybe you'll get there one day.
>
> First, you need to pay me back.


Me too.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: March 26, 2016 11:07PM

The real Actual ZERO Wrote:
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> Laughable little moron. The only way you can deal
> with facts is to call them lies.

You don't know what facts are. For fuck's sake, facts are actually presented to you and you still prefer your fictional version of events. Your posts are replete with this phenomenon.

> Well, it's not the only route to and from the
> ballpark, but anyone having spent actual time in
> and around Viera will know about the Brevard Zoo.
> You plainly do not.

Again, how did you arrive at this ridiculously absurd conclusion? There are no facts in evidence to support it, but in your imagination it is somehow the incontrovertible truth. It's nothing more than made up bullshit which is about the extent of all of your posts. I guess the pictures really rattled you!

> I have of course been there,
> and can report that it's a quite a nice place to
> spend an afternoon -- quite a lot nicer than what
> one might expect from just a local little place.

I'm sure Wikipedia had wonderful things to say about it.

On your next little Google adventure, take a trip to Canaveral National Seashore. You won't be disappointed! I take it because you've never mentioned it, you've never actually been there. I have of course been there and can report it has some of the most pristine beaches in all of FL. LOL!


> You just can't grasp the concept, can you?

I can. I went to the old Municipal Stadium a year or two before the Jake opened up. It was a dump and had no redeeming value whatsoever.

You're going to a stadium that opened up AFTER Camden, the Jake and others, yet couldn't withstand the test of time. It has no reason to be on anyone's bucket list of baseball venues. None.


> Believe what you need to in order to save your
> savaged ego, envy boy.

LOL! It's pretty obvious that you're the one with the ego problem. It's been well documented here!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: March 27, 2016 06:28AM

just a few Wrote:
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> It's funny how you think someone is on "vacation"
> simply because he's in FL. You must be one of
> those office drones that needs to ask permission
> to leave the DC area for a few days a year.

Teehee. Not "someone". Just a born loser from Falls Church who works in a go-nowhere, insufferably boring office job in downtown DC. When he goes to Florida, it's for vacation -- a short one. :-)

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: March 27, 2016 09:21AM

Kilton Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
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> -----
> > It's funny how you think someone is on
> "vacation"
> > simply because he's in FL. You must be one of
> > those office drones that needs to ask
> permission
> > to leave the DC area for a few days a year.
>
> Teehee. Not "someone". Just a born loser from
> Falls Church who works in a go-nowhere,
> insufferably boring office job in downtown DC.
> When he goes to Florida, it's for vacation -- a
> short one. :-)


What a disappointment. You've been the Arnold Horshack of this thread screaming "ooh, ooh, ooh," day after day, post after post for three pages.

When I finally call on you, you lay a massive egg. To be fair, it was to be expected given your performance thus far (remember when you said I wasn't in FL), but I thought you might be able to step up once you were inthe spotlight. Alas, you failed again. Doubtful you'll get another chance.

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As for when I might return? I was planning on next Monday, but the cold weather predicted for next week is giving me some pause. See, when you don't need to ask permission from someone to be out if the office, you can do these sort of things.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: March 27, 2016 01:02PM

just a few Wrote:
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> What a disappointment. You've been the Arnold
> Horshack of this thread screaming "ooh, ooh, ooh,"
> day after day, post after post for three pages.

Translation: "You nailed it, Kilton. Though I ignored you for as long as I possibly could to try and make you think you were mistaking me for someone else, I inevitably just couldn't take it anymore and had to respond. I really wanted a Kilton-free vacation in Florida (during spring break, LOL), but you ruined it. Now it's back to god-awful Falls Church, and my horribly boring office job in DC. Good grief!"

Turn that frown upside down, slappy. At least you can hold your head high knowing that you didn't spend every single minute of vacation posting on FFU - only like 90% of them. :-) And at least when you were posting on FFU, it wasn't arguing with someone about baseball - the most boring thing on Earth - of all things.

LOL.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The real Actual Dead zone ()
Date: March 27, 2016 01:12PM

just a few Wrote:
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> You don't know what facts are. For fuck's sake,
> facts are actually presented to you and you still
> prefer your fictional version of events. Your
> posts are replete with this phenomenon.

Scallop season is not "long past". It is common to deep-fry those little tiny Peconics. You've never ridden any water taxi from LGA to midtown, and never darkened the door at Esca. You don't know your way around Manhattan or Tahoe or the North Shore or Nats Park or Cocoa Beach or Melbourne. You don't know much about the past or present of Falls Church either, including the fact that the place these days is just an over-priced shithole. All of the above are facts, and another one is that you are just a worthless lying downscale scumbag.

> Again, how did you arrive at this ridiculously
> absurd conclusion?

People who have actually spent time in and around Viera know the zoo. You failed to recognize it. You've never been there.

> I guess the pictures really rattled you!

As was so easily shown above, your pictures were shams of entirely fraudulent origin.

> On your next little Google adventure, take a trip to
> Canaveral National Seashore. You won't be disappointed!

More bad news, chump. I spent summers growing up not far from Titusville, and there is nothing about the natural habitat of that or any other part of Florida that is anything but disappointing without proximity to the man-made overlay of a/c and access to upscale food and drink. A couple of hours in an air-boat out in the Everglades is about as far from that man-made overlay as you ever want to go.

> I went to the old Municipal Stadium a year or two before
> the Jake opened up. It was a dump and had no redeeming
> value whatsoever.

Yeah, I was there already in the 1960's. Around the time I was first exploring the sight lines of Connie Mack and Crosley Field. Good times in The Flats before and after games on later Cleveland visits, but sorry-asses who live in Falls Church have no room to be complaining about other places being "dumps". They would have had room to be telling us how many major league parks they've been in, unless they found it just plain embarrassing to do so.

> You're going to a stadium that opened up AFTER Camden, the
> Jake and others, yet couldn't withstand the test of time.

I'm going to a park that I've walked by and stood next to, but never seen a game in. I'm going in order to add it to the list before it's too late, and also because it's Opening Day and against the Nats. You will NOT be there of course. You will still be hacking away over there in dusty, dreary old Falls Church, same as always.

> LOL! It's pretty obvious that you're the one with
> the ego problem. It's been well documented here!

LOL! It ain't bragging if it's true, sucker. Without all that envy and butthurt, you'd bring nothing to the table here at all. Embrace the inferiority, dude. It's what defines you.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: March 27, 2016 03:58PM

^^^^^ There's a place about 50 miles west of me where the two of you would fit in perfectly - Fantasyland! LOL!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The real Actual Dead zone ()
Date: March 27, 2016 06:02PM

The real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You don't know what facts are. For fuck's
> sake,
> > facts are actually presented to you and you
> still
> > prefer your fictional version of events. Your
> > posts are replete with this phenomenon.
>
> Scallop season is not "long past". It is common
> to deep-fry those little tiny Peconics. You've
> never ridden any water taxi from LGA to midtown,
> and never darkened the door at Esca. You don't
> know your way around Manhattan or Tahoe or the
> North Shore or Nats Park or Cocoa Beach or
> Melbourne. You don't know much about the past or
> present of Falls Church either, including the fact
> that the place these days is just an over-priced
> shithole. All of the above are facts, and another
> one is that you are just a worthless lying
> downscale scumbag.
>
> > Again, how did you arrive at this ridiculously
> > absurd conclusion?
>
> People who have actually spent time in and around
> Viera know the zoo. You failed to recognize it.
> You've never been there.
>
> > I guess the pictures really rattled you!
>
> As was so easily shown above, your pictures were
> shams of entirely fraudulent origin.
>
> > On your next little Google adventure, take a
> trip to
> > Canaveral National Seashore. You won't be
> disappointed!
>
> More bad news, chump. I spent summers growing up
> not far from Titusville, and there is nothing
> about the natural habitat of that or any other
> part of Florida that is anything but disappointing
> without proximity to the man-made overlay of a/c
> and access to upscale food and drink. A couple of
> hours in an air-boat out in the Everglades is
> about as far from that man-made overlay as you
> ever want to go.
>
> > I went to the old Municipal Stadium a year or
> two before
> > the Jake opened up. It was a dump and had no
> redeeming
> > value whatsoever.
>
> Yeah, I was there already in the 1960's. Around
> the time I was first exploring the sight lines of
> Connie Mack and Crosley Field. Good times in The
> Flats before and after games on later Cleveland
> visits, but sorry-asses who live in Falls Church
> have no room to be complaining about other places
> being "dumps". They would have had room to be
> telling us how many major league parks they've
> been in, unless they found it just plain
> embarrassing to do so.
>
> > You're going to a stadium that opened up AFTER
> Camden, the
> > Jake and others, yet couldn't withstand the test
> of time.
>
> I'm going to a park that I've walked by and stood
> next to, but never seen a game in. I'm going in
> order to add it to the list before it's too late,
> and also because it's Opening Day and against the
> Nats. You will NOT be there of course. You will
> still be hacking away over there in dusty, dreary
> old Falls Church, same as always.
>
> > LOL! It's pretty obvious that you're the one
> with
> > the ego problem. It's been well documented
> here!
>
> LOL! It ain't bragging if it's true, sucker.
> Without all that envy and butthurt, you'd bring
> nothing to the table here at all. Embrace the
> inferiority, dude. It's what defines you.


This of course was all before I sunk all of my money into the kitchen remodel and now have to vacation via Google.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The true real Actual Dead zone ()
Date: March 28, 2016 11:00AM

just a few Wrote:
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> ^^^^^ There's a place about 50 miles west of me
> where the two of you would fit in perfectly -
> Fantasyland! LOL!

Delaplane, VA would be about 50 miles west of you, asshole.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The true real Actual Dead zone ()
Date: March 28, 2016 11:04AM

The real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> This of course was all before I sunk all of my
> money into the kitchen remodel and now have to
> vacation via Google.

It's funny how completely the ultra-downscale fail to understand what an easy life their betters actually have.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: March 28, 2016 01:07PM

The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> Delaplane, VA would be about 50 miles west of you,
> asshole.

Man, pretty much everywhere west of Falls Church is better than Falls Church. 2 miles, 10 miles, 527 miles - everywhere. Well, unless you're stuck commuting to downtown DC for work I guess. :-)

just a few Wrote:
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> ^^^^^ There's a place about 50 miles west of me
> where the two of you would fit in perfectly -
> Fantasyland! LOL!

Translation: "You guys nailed it yet again! I'm already suffering from depression due to being back to the grind this week. Sigh. Posting to FFU from Florida was so much fun last week, but now I'm back to doing it from my awful job in DC instead. :-("

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: HGTV ()
Date: March 28, 2016 01:45PM

The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> The real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This of course was all before I sunk all of my
> > money into the kitchen remodel and now have to
> > vacation via Google.
>
> It's funny how completely the ultra-downscale fail
> to understand what an easy life their betters
> actually have.


It's more funny that you spent all of the money that you didn't have on a kitchen remodel and you're stuck here.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The true real Actual Dead zone ()
Date: March 28, 2016 01:58PM

HGTV Wrote:
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> It's more funny that you spent all of the money
> that you didn't have on a kitchen remodel and
> you're stuck here.

LOL! The joys of endless envy and butthurt!
Have another helping, by the way...
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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: March 28, 2016 02:32PM

The true real Actual ZERO Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > ^^^^^ There's a place about 50 miles west of me
> > where the two of you would fit in perfectly -
> > Fantasyland! LOL!
>
> Delaplane, VA would be about 50 miles west of you,
> asshole.

All evidence would seem to indicate the contrary. The best part is how it chaps your ass to no end! 75-80 and partly cloudy with an afternoon sun shower headed this way! Not too shabby.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: IP-Guy ()
Date: March 28, 2016 02:48PM

just a few Wrote:
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> The true real Actual ZERO Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > just a few Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > ^^^^^ There's a place about 50 miles west of
> me
> > > where the two of you would fit in perfectly -
> > > Fantasyland! LOL!
> >
> > Delaplane, VA would be about 50 miles west of
> you,
> > asshole.

Confirmed. The above post came from an IP address owned by a government organization in DC that I will not name.

>
> All evidence would seem to indicate the contrary.
> The best part is how it chaps your ass to no end!
> 75-80 and partly cloudy with an afternoon sun
> shower headed this way! Not too shabby.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Little budgets, little pleasures ()
Date: March 28, 2016 03:03PM

The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> HGTV Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > It's more funny that you spent all of the money
> > that you didn't have on a kitchen remodel and
> > you're stuck here.
>
> LOL! The joys of endless envy and butthurt!
> Have another helping, by the way...
> .


Yes, we're all impressed that you have $15 disposable income.

lol!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: March 29, 2016 07:14AM

Found a picture of Fanboi at the beach last week, during spring break in Florida - the worst possible time to go. I'll give you a hint - Fanboi is one of the overweight ones. :-)

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The true real Actual Dead zone ()
Date: March 29, 2016 08:27AM

just a few Wrote:
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> All evidence would seem to indicate the contrary.
> The best part is how it chaps your ass to no end!
> 75-80 and partly cloudy with an afternoon sun
> shower headed this way! Not too shabby.

All evidence would seem to indicate that you are the same lying waste-of-time dumbass fraud that you've always been. But just see, I was in Arizona yesterday, and came THIS CLOSE to getting Kenta Maeda's autograph...
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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The true real Actual Dead zone ()
Date: March 29, 2016 08:42AM

Little budgets, little pleasures Wrote:
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> Yes, we're all impressed that you have $15 disposable income.

Yes, my disposable income is indeed impressive in comparison to yours. But tell us where you Falls Church deadbeats would need to go in order to obtain some freshly roasted Tanzania Peaberry Decaf at any price? It wouldn't be Vienna, would it?

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Not the true real Actual Dead z ()
Date: March 29, 2016 09:08AM

The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > All evidence would seem to indicate the
> contrary.
> > The best part is how it chaps your ass to no
> end!
> > 75-80 and partly cloudy with an afternoon sun
> > shower headed this way! Not too shabby.
>
> All evidence would seem to indicate that you are
> the same lying waste-of-time dumbass fraud that
> you've always been. But just see, I was in
> Arizona yesterday, and came THIS CLOSE to getting
> Kenta Maeda's autograph...
> .

You must be a photographer and a time traveler.
http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/kenta-maeda-of-los-angeles-dodgers-signs-autographs-for-news-photo/513620978

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: March 29, 2016 09:12AM

^^^^^ Bwahahaha. Asshole proven a liar once more! Fuckwad never tells the truth and trips over his lies over and over again!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: March 29, 2016 09:14AM

The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > All evidence would seem to indicate the
> contrary.
> > The best part is how it chaps your ass to no
> end!
> > 75-80 and partly cloudy with an afternoon sun
> > shower headed this way! Not too shabby.
>
> All evidence would seem to indicate that you are
> the same lying waste-of-time dumbass fraud that
> you've always been.

Which evidence is that? You've been fileted! You got jack shit. Put up or shut up. Face it, you shit the bed again.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The true real Actual Dead zone ()
Date: March 29, 2016 09:34AM

just a few Wrote:
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> ^^^^^ Bwahahaha. Asshole proven a liar once more!
> Fuckwad never tells the truth and trips over his
> lies over and over again!

Stupid Falls Church dumbass takes post seriously -- fails to realize that it was posted in open mockery of himself! What a classic dork!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The true real Actual Dead zone ()
Date: March 29, 2016 09:43AM

just a few Wrote:
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> Which evidence is that? You've been fileted! You
> got jack shit. Put up or shut up. Face it, you
> shit the bed again.

You are not now and were not recently in Florida, scumbag. Just as you were never at The Broad Street or at Esca, and never went skiing with law school chums at Killington, or rode a water taxi from LGA to midtown. It's all bullshit, the only product you have ever dealt in here.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: March 29, 2016 10:36AM

The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Which evidence is that? You've been fileted!
> You
> > got jack shit. Put up or shut up. Face it,
> you
> > shit the bed again.
>
> You are not now and were not recently in Florida,
> scumbag.

Enjoying my 20 degree warmer weather today than your sorry ads is enduring. Unfortunately, it all ends next week. You've seen the evidence and it is killing you. You're seething with butthurt and envy.

> Just as you were never at The Broad
> Street.

Visited it plenty of times at 132 West Broad. It had some decent live music.

http://washingtondc.cityvoter.com/the-broad-street-tavern/biz/5971

> or at Esca,

NEVER claimed to have been there.

> and never went skiing with law
> school chums at Killington,

Still harping on that? My lord, how long ago was that? Just how butthurt are you? Do you hang in my every word? I bet it keeps you up at night that I live a better life than you pretend to live.
> or rode a water taxi
> from LGA to midtown.

Never claimed to have done that.

Ju

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: March 29, 2016 12:31PM

The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ^^^^^ Bwahahaha. Asshole proven a liar once
> more!
> > Fuckwad never tells the truth and trips over
> his
> > lies over and over again!
>
> Stupid Falls Church dumbass takes post seriously
> -- fails to realize that it was posted in open
> mockery of himself! What a classic dork!

Except you failed! Your problem is you can't source any of my photos because they are my own. Your attempt at mockery only further authenticates my posts! Even when you think you're winning, you're getting your ass handed to you!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The true real Actual Dead zone ()
Date: March 29, 2016 12:36PM

just a few Wrote:
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> Enjoying my 20 degree warmer weather today than your sorry ads is enduring.

Sunny and breezy with a high near 60 degrees where you are today. Which of course is still in the run-down dumps of Falls Church City.

> Unfortunately, it all ends next week.

Unfortunately, it all never began to begin with. Just another woefully inept and poorly crafted fraud on your part.

> Visited it plenty of times at 132 West Broad. It had some decent live music.

Still the wrong side of the street, dumbo. What was at 105 West Broad Street prior to IFP moving in? Answer: You either haven't a fucking clue or will try to save face by pretending not to.

> NEVER claimed to have been there.

Must have been that "somebody else" fellow again. You try to pin an awful lot of crap on that guy, you soft little run-away coward.

> Still harping on that? My lord, how long ago was that?

Probably about a year ago, but the catalog of outright assfuck lies you've been caught red-handed in stretches back quite a bit further than that. You've been an habitual assfuck liar since the day you began to post here, all those thousands of spineless handles ago.

> Just how butthurt are you? Do you hang in my every
> word? I bet it keeps you up at night that I live a
> better life than you pretend to live.

LOL! I tower over you when it comes to lifestyle. Hence the large advantage over you in terms of number of ballparks visited and number of club seats owned. And not only can I not see my neighbor's house (much less his trash cans) from here, in the past week, I've dined out at Bonaroti, Pazzo Pomodoro, and since the power was out in much of Vienna last night, at Coastal Flats in Fairfax Corner. All in all, over a thousand dollars worth of good eats. What have you been spending at good old Honey Pig and Meat in a Box lately, Mr. Low-Grade Envious Sorry-Ass?

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The true real Actual Dead zone ()
Date: March 29, 2016 12:57PM

just a few Wrote:
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> Except you failed! Your problem is you can't source any of
> my photos because they are my own.

Long ago sourced to a garden-variety phone-dump from your in-bred cousin, you hapless and forgetful little dick-brained moron. Just as my rapid-reply came via e-mail from my god-daughter, the doctor. You have not been anywhere near Florida this past week, twat-face. The entire tale has been a complete fiction. Your posts were tell-tale in being utterly inconsistent with expectations, devoid as they were of any of the sorts of casual nuance, texture, and detail that one would have expected from a person actually in Florida. No, due to your general lack of talent and intelligence, you tripped, stumbled, and fell down here, asshole, never to get up again. What a flop and failure!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: peter sellers ()
Date: March 29, 2016 01:11PM

The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Except you failed! Your problem is you can't
> source any of
> > my photos because they are my own.
>
> Long ago sourced to a garden-variety phone-dump
> from your in-bred cousin, you hapless and
> forgetful little dick-brained moron. Just as my
> rapid-reply came via e-mail from my god-daughter,
> the doctor. You have not been anywhere near
> Florida this past week, twat-face. The entire
> tale has been a complete fiction. Your posts were
> tell-tale in being utterly inconsistent with
> expectations, devoid as they were of any of the
> sorts of casual nuance, texture, and detail that
> one would have expected from a person actually in
> Florida. No, due to your general lack of talent
> and intelligence, you tripped, stumbled, and fell
> down here, asshole, never to get up again. What a
> flop and failure!

And you know this because you have been playing both roles.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: March 29, 2016 03:08PM

Can we get another Florida newspaper picture from today?

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: enw9b ()
Date: March 29, 2016 03:12PM

The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> Little budgets, little pleasures Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yes, we're all impressed that you have $15
> disposable income.
>
> Yes, my disposable income is indeed impressive in
> comparison to yours. But tell us where you Falls
> Church deadbeats would need to go in order to
> obtain some freshly roasted Tanzania Peaberry
> Decaf at any price? It wouldn't be Vienna, would
> it?


No, it wouldn't.

http://www.tinkercoffee.com/shop/tanzania-peaberry-decaf

Or many other sources for what's a rather common coffee.

Not that I'd bother with it for decaf or buy into the peaberry bs to begin with.

I guess little things like that seem impressive when it's all you have. Enjoy your little pleasures.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: wuc97 ()
Date: March 29, 2016 03:20PM

just a few Wrote:
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> The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > just a few Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Which evidence is that? You've been fileted!
>
> > You
> > > got jack shit. Put up or shut up. Face it,
> > you
> > > shit the bed again.
> >
> > You are not now and were not recently in
> Florida,
> > scumbag.
>
> Enjoying my 20 degree warmer weather today than
> your sorry ads is enduring. Unfortunately, it all
> ends next week. You've seen the evidence and it
> is killing you. You're seething with butthurt and
> envy.
>
> > Just as you were never at The Broad
> > Street.
>
> Visited it plenty of times at 132 West Broad. It
> had some decent live music.
>
> http://washingtondc.cityvoter.com/the-broad-street
> -tavern/biz/5971
>
> > or at Esca,
>
> NEVER claimed to have been there.
>
> > and never went skiing with law
> > school chums at Killington,
>
> Still harping on that? My lord, how long ago was
> that? Just how butthurt are you? Do you hang in
> my every word? I bet it keeps you up at night
> that I live a better life than you pretend to
> live.
> > or rode a water taxi
> > from LGA to midtown.
>
> Never claimed to have done that.
>
> Ju


Good ole' Vienna "Bottom-dollar" Asshole... Still can't figure out that he's abused by multiple people here. lol

The best part is that, for all of his bluster and attempts to say otherwise, he actually knows that what you've posted is true. And we know that it just fucking eats away at him. lmao!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: IP-Guy ()
Date: March 29, 2016 04:19PM

Kilton Wrote:
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> Can we get another Florida newspaper picture from
> today?

Unless he is VPN'd into work and posting here from the VPN, he isn't in Florida. (But I think you know this already.)

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: March 29, 2016 04:25PM

The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> Long ago sourced to a garden-variety phone-dump
> from your in-bred cousin, you hapless and
> forgetful little dick-brained moron.

So, my cousin in FL (which I don't have btw), just happens to have photos from a spring training game in Viera last week (along with a pic of the ticket) AND photos of a Nats/Yanks game LAST season on the other side of FL in Tampa, both of which happen to prove you wrong. Well, how utterly fucking convenient for me! Or, maybe it's just easier to accept the obvious answer that I attended both games. You're either dumb as a bucket of mud, completely batshit crazy, or a complete fucking liar. Those are your only three options at this point!

> Just as my
> rapid-reply came via e-mail from my god-daughter,
> the doctor.

So, your god-daughter the doctor is your contact that sent you the pic?

Well you may want to advise your god-daughter the doctor to retain some counsel as her picture was ripped off by the Associated Press and attributed to somebody named Steve Nesius.

http://www.news965.com/ap/ap/florida/sabathia-gives-up-2-runs-in-yankees-6-2-loss-to-ra/pC4HD3/

So, are you going to now claim that your god-daughter the doctor is also an AP photogtaper named Steve Nesius? Are you going to claim Steve Nesius ripped off her photograph? Or, are you going to come clean and admit you lied because you're just too dumb to know how to reverse search an image on Google?

Go ahead and stick with the lie. A lying asshole like you always lies.

> You have not been anywhere near
> Florida this past week.

Still here as a matter of fact. Listening to the thunder roll on in the distance.

> What a
> flop and failure!

Says the dipshit who just got caught trying to pass off an AP image as one his god-daughter the doctor took. Bwahahahahahahaha. You stepped in a pile of shit. Let's see you backtrack and squirm your way out of this most recent lie in a string of lies!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: March 29, 2016 04:34PM

IP-Guy Wrote:
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> Kilton Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Can we get another Florida newspaper picture
> from
> > today?
>
> Unless he is VPN'd into work and posting here from
> the VPN, he isn't in Florida. (But I think you
> know this already.)


Post the IP address. I've got nothing to hide...

The problem is that you're not really an IP guy, whatever that is. Intellectual property guy? Internet Protocol guy?

Perhaps you meant IT guy? Well, you're not that either.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: March 29, 2016 04:41PM

wuc97 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > just a few Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Which evidence is that? You've been
> fileted!
> >
> > > You
> > > > got jack shit. Put up or shut up. Face
> it,
> > > you
> > > > shit the bed again.
> > >
> > > You are not now and were not recently in
> > Florida,
> > > scumbag.
> >
> > Enjoying my 20 degree warmer weather today than
> > your sorry ads is enduring. Unfortunately, it
> all
> > ends next week. You've seen the evidence and
> it
> > is killing you. You're seething with butthurt
> and
> > envy.
> >
> > > Just as you were never at The Broad
> > > Street.
> >
> > Visited it plenty of times at 132 West Broad.
> It
> > had some decent live music.
> >
> >
> http://washingtondc.cityvoter.com/the-broad-street
>
> > -tavern/biz/5971
> >
> > > or at Esca,
> >
> > NEVER claimed to have been there.
> >
> > > and never went skiing with law
> > > school chums at Killington,
> >
> > Still harping on that? My lord, how long ago
> was
> > that? Just how butthurt are you? Do you hang
> in
> > my every word? I bet it keeps you up at night
> > that I live a better life than you pretend to
> > live.
> > > or rode a water taxi
> > > from LGA to midtown.
> >
> > Never claimed to have done that.
> >
> > Ju
>
>
> Good ole' Vienna "Bottom-dollar" Asshole... Still
> can't figure out that he's abused by multiple
> people here. lol

I think he knows it, but his fragile ego won't let him admit it. If he doesn't know it, he's even dumber than I thought.

> The best part is that, for all of his bluster and
> attempts to say otherwise, he actually knows that
> what you've posted is true. And we know that it
> just fucking eats away at him. lmao!

Of course he knows it's true. Again, his fragile ego won't let him admit it. His explanations are so far fetched they strain the boundaries of reality. He would have us believe that I have some cousin that travels around Florida taking pictures at spring training games all in an effort to prove him wrong. Hell, this imaginary cousin can even travel back in time to last year! He can't honestly think anyone believes that, but that's the effort he's willing to put in.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: IP-Guy ()
Date: March 29, 2016 06:01PM

just a few Wrote:
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> IP-Guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Kilton Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Can we get another Florida newspaper picture
> > from
> > > today?
> >
> > Unless he is VPN'd into work and posting here
> from
> > the VPN, he isn't in Florida. (But I think you
> > know this already.)
>
>
> Post the IP address. I've got nothing to hide...

The exact IP doesn't matter. Federal government organization in DC. You know it's true. But, the point: NOT in Florida. That's what you have to hide.


> The problem is that you're not really an IP guy,
> whatever that is. Intellectual property guy?
> Internet Protocol guy?
>
> Perhaps you meant IT guy? Well, you're not that
> either.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: FFXU Bullshit Translator ()
Date: March 29, 2016 06:29PM

IP-Guy Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > IP-Guy Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Kilton Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Can we get another Florida newspaper
> picture
> > > from
> > > > today?
> > >
> > > Unless he is VPN'd into work and posting here
> > from
> > > the VPN, he isn't in Florida. (But I think
> you
> > > know this already.)
> >
> >
> > Post the IP address. I've got nothing to
> hide...
>
> The exact IP doesn't matter. Federal government
> organization in DC. You know it's true. But, the
> point: NOT in Florida. That's what you have to
> hide.
>


Translation:

"I'm full of shit."

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: IP-Guy ()
Date: March 29, 2016 06:33PM

Post today's Florida paper then. You can't.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: BS Detector ()
Date: March 29, 2016 06:57PM

IP-Guy Wrote:
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> Post today's Florida paper then. You can't.


Post the IP range then. You can't.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: March 29, 2016 08:29PM

IP-Guy Wrote:
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> The exact IP doesn't matter. Federal government
> organization in DC. You know it's true. But, the
> point: NOT in Florida. That's what you have to
> hide.

You nailed it my man. Fanboi is back in town, living in horrendous Falls Church and working in even-more-horrendous downtown DC. And the fact that he's lying about it shows just how ashamed of his (real) life he really is. :-)

Someday maybe he'll get to take a vacation longer than a week!

Man-bored-at-work-in-offi-002.jpg

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: March 30, 2016 08:29AM

IP-Guy Wrote:
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> Post today's Florida paper then. You can't.


Sure thing...
Attachments:
Todays paper.jpg

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The true real Actual Dead zone ()
Date: March 30, 2016 08:39AM

enw9b Wrote:
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> No, it wouldn't. (link to tinker.com). Or many other sources for what's a rather common coffee.

So, it's either Vienna or the internet. Even for the "rather common" stuff. Nothing in Falls Church City or anything? LOL!

> Not that I'd bother with it for decaf or buy into the peaberry bs to
> begin with. I guess little things like that seem impressive when it's
> all you have.

Well, it's not Blue Mountain or Kona or anything, but it does go for about double what you'd pay for supermarket coffee. Which is why the poor people of Falls Church can't afford it.

> Enjoy your little pleasures.

Thanks, I already enjoy all the little pleasures and all the big pleasures as well.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The true real Actual Dead zone ()
Date: March 30, 2016 08:46AM

IP-Guy Wrote:
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> Unless he is VPN'd into work and posting here from
> the VPN, he isn't in Florida. (But I think you know
> this already.)

No, he's not in Florida, but the in-bred cousin is. Plenty of time for another quick round of messaging back and forth. He'll have something (that will once again prove nothing) by morning. It's like he doesn't realize that this is the 21st century.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The true real Actual Dead zone ()
Date: March 30, 2016 09:04AM

just a few Wrote:
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> So, my cousin in FL (which I don't have btw), just
> happens to have photos from a spring training game
> in Viera last week (along with a pic of the
> ticket) AND photos of a Nats/Yanks game LAST
> season on the other side of FL in Tampa, both of
> which happen to prove you wrong.

Listen up, dumbo. Neither photo proves a damned thing about where you were, just as the NYT photo from my god-daughter, the doctor, proved nothing about where I was. How fucking dumb are you? How fucking dumb do you think the rest of us are?

> Well you may want to advise your god-daughter the
> doctor to retain some counsel as her picture was
> ripped off by the Associated Press and attributed
> to somebody named Steve Nesius.

Dude, as seems to have gone right over your tiny little head, the entire point of the Kenta Maeda photo was the mockery of you inherent in its plain and open preposterousness. Nobody could have been dumb enough to believe that I was in Nova one day, Arizona the next, and then suddenly back in NoVa on the third. Or so I thought. That that you actually felt it necessary to attack that photo marks you as one of the biggest and dumbest fucks of all time.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The true real Actual Dead zone ()
Date: March 30, 2016 09:30AM

just a few Wrote:
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> He would have us believe that I have some cousin that travels
> around Florida taking pictures at spring training games all in an
> effort to prove him wrong. Hell, this imaginary cousin can even
> travel back in time to last year! He can't honestly think anyone
> believes that, but that's the effort he's willing to put in.

Psst! Your desperation is showing. Like so many people, you have an in-bred cousin (< placeholder) in Florida, and that person happened to mention that he/she had gotten tickets to a Nats game soon. This gave you the whole notion of hatching a big scam to post on FFXU to make yourself look like somebody at last. But you couldn't pull it off, every prick of the pin resulting in some hissing or popping sound. As I said, what a flop and failure.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The true real Actual Dead zone ()
Date: March 30, 2016 09:34AM

IP-Guy Wrote:
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> Post today's Florida paper then. You can't.

Yes, he can. Just as I could post the paper from San Francisco or Seattle without ever being near those places. In the 21st century, all it takes is a couple of taps on the old cellphone.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The true real Actual Dead zone ()
Date: March 30, 2016 09:39AM

just a few Wrote:
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> Sure thing...

LOL! Ain't cellphones grand? How was breakfast at Honey Pig this morning, by the way?

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Asshole Spotter = Trump ()
Date: March 30, 2016 09:50AM

The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So, my cousin in FL (which I don't have btw),
> just
> > happens to have photos from a spring training
> game
> > in Viera last week (along with a pic of the
> > ticket) AND photos of a Nats/Yanks game LAST
> > season on the other side of FL in Tampa, both
> of
> > which happen to prove you wrong.
>
> Listen up, dumbo. Neither photo proves a damned
> thing about where you were, just as the NYT photo
> from my god-daughter, the doctor, proved nothing
> about where I was. How fucking dumb are you? How
> fucking dumb do you think the rest of us are?
>
> > Well you may want to advise your god-daughter
> the
> > doctor to retain some counsel as her picture
> was
> > ripped off by the Associated Press and
> attributed
> > to somebody named Steve Nesius.
>
> Dude, as seems to have gone right over your tiny
> little head, the entire point of the Kenta Maeda
> photo was the mockery of you inherent in its plain
> and open preposterousness. Nobody could have been
> dumb enough to believe that I was in Nova one day,
> Arizona the next, and then suddenly back in NoVa
> on the third. Or so I thought. That that you
> actually felt it necessary to attack that photo
> marks you as one of the biggest and dumbest fucks
> of all time.


If someone criticizes Trump for his persistent untruths, the joke is on the critic for taking Trump seriously in the first place.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Asshole... bitch slapped ()
Date: March 30, 2016 01:10PM

just a few Wrote:
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> IP-Guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Post today's Florida paper then. You can't.
>
>
> Sure thing...


Bitch+slap+bitch+slap_dafdc3_5132311.gif

lol

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: n9JNT ()
Date: March 30, 2016 01:37PM

The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> enw9b Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > No, it wouldn't. (link to tinker.com). Or many
> other sources for what's a rather common coffee.
>
>
> So, it's either Vienna or the internet. Even for
> the "rather common" stuff. Nothing in Falls
> Church City or anything? LOL!


Who gives a fuck about Fall Church? It's as much of a suburban shit hole as Vienna. Why would I waste my valuable time sitting in hellish traffic to get to either when I can have Amazon bring me better for less to my door same day/next day. "In the 21st century, all it takes is a couple of taps on the old cellphone." lmao Apparently your time isn't as valuable.

>
> > Not that I'd bother with it for decaf or buy
> into the peaberry bs to
> > begin with. I guess little things like that
> seem impressive when it's
> > all you have.
>
> Well, it's not Blue Mountain or Kona or anything,
> but it does go for about double what you'd pay for
> supermarket coffee. Which is why the poor people
> of Falls Church can't afford it.


Most funny part is that you think that $15 is a reach for anyone around here.

>
> > Enjoy your little pleasures.
>
> Thanks, I already enjoy all the little pleasures
> and all the big pleasures as well.


Apparently not since you thought that was significant enough to bother posting.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: 7nVTG ()
Date: March 30, 2016 02:58PM

The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> IP-Guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Unless he is VPN'd into work and posting here
> from
> > the VPN, he isn't in Florida. (But I think you
> know
> > this already.)
>
> No, he's not in Florida, but the in-bred cousin
> is. Plenty of time for another quick round of
> messaging back and forth. He'll have something
> (that will once again prove nothing) by morning.
> It's like he doesn't realize that this is the 21st
> century.

So he won't have any problem posting tomorrows and Fridays papers then?? How long before the cousin gets fed up?

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: March 30, 2016 03:58PM

The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> Psst! Your desperation is showing. Like so many
> people, you have an in-bred cousin (< placeholder)
> in Florida, and that person happened to mention
> that he/she had gotten tickets to a Nats game
> soon. This gave you the whole notion of hatching
> a big scam to post on FFXU to make yourself look
> like somebody at last. But you couldn't pull it
> off, every prick of the pin resulting in some
> hissing or popping sound. As I said, what a flop
> and failure.

Sigh. Looks I was wrong on this one for sure. I actually thought that Fanboi was in Florida last week. In a way, I felt good for him that he was able to get away from his insufferably boring office job in DC. (Though the fact that he spent the entire week posting on FFU kind of ruined it.) But as indicated by IP Guy and now confirmed by me, he's nowhere other than right here in the DC area. He really pulled one over on me!

How long do you think he'll keep going through the effort of posting fake pictures in order to try and win some dopey, anonymous online argument that no one cares about? That's the real question. :-)

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The true real Actual Dead zone ()
Date: March 30, 2016 04:20PM

Oh, look! Today, I'm in San Francisco. Maybe I'll go over to Pier 39 and see if there are any sea lions hanging about. Maybe then a little light fare at the Fog Harbor Fish House. Mmmm...
.
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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: March 30, 2016 06:07PM

The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> Listen up, dumbo. Neither photo proves a damned
> thing about where you were, just as the NYT photo
> from my god-daughter, the doctor, proved nothing
> about where I was.

Sure they do. I simply pressed a button on my cell phone to snap a pic of what I was looking at. You went out of your way to ask a pretend god-daughter to send you a pic of the NYT. Pretty fucking pathetic, even for you.

Again, how'd a picture from a Nats spring training game from a year ago in Tampa enter the mix? I just happened to be fortunate enough to be able to find an acquaintance who was at Steinbrenner Field last year when the Nats played there and snapped a pic of the scoreboard with the lineup on it? Jesus man, do you even believe that bullshit? It strains the limits of any sense of credulity.

Lets turn away for a second from your pathetic request to your supposed god-daughter and turn to your "contacts" in Tampa who you claim sent you this picture:

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?2,file=225160,filename=yanks_rays.jpg

Do you still contend this is from "contacts" in Tampa or are you willing to admit you lied and you stole the pic from the AP?

http://www.news965.com/ap/ap/florida/sabathia-gives-up-2-runs-in-yankees-6-2-loss-to-ra/pC4HD3/


> How fucking dumb do you think the rest of us are?

Not sure how fucking dumb the rest of "you" are, but I'm certain that you're REALLY fucking dumb if you think anyone is buying your butthurt bullshit.


> Dude, as seems to have gone right over your tiny
> little head, the entire point of the Kenta Maeda
> photo was the mockery of you inherent in its plain
> and open preposterousness. Nobody could have been
> dumb enough to believe that I was in Nova one day,
> Arizona the next, and then suddenly back in NoVa
> on the third. Or so I thought. That that you
> actually felt it necessary to attack that photo
> marks you as one of the biggest and dumbest fucks
> of all time.

The point is actually over your head. The point is that your photos of baseball events can actually be sourced to their original posts on the Internet where the photographers are credited. I challenge you to do a reverse image search on any of my photos. You won't because you're too much of a pussy. If you did, the original post is in this thread.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: March 30, 2016 06:09PM

The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > He would have us believe that I have some cousin
> that travels
> > around Florida taking pictures at spring
> training games all in an
> > effort to prove him wrong. Hell, this imaginary
> cousin can even
> > travel back in time to last year! He can't
> honestly think anyone
> > believes that, but that's the effort he's
> willing to put in.
>
> Psst! Your desperation is showing. Like so many
> people, you have an in-bred cousin (< placeholder)
> in Florida, and that person happened to mention
> that he/she had gotten tickets to a Nats game
> soon. This gave you the whole notion of hatching
> a big scam to post on FFXU to make yourself look
> like somebody at last. But you couldn't pull it
> off, every prick of the pin resulting in some
> hissing or popping sound. As I said, what a flop
> and failure.


Including pics from last season? Honestly, do you really believe what you post? If you do, you're the dumbest fucking troll on the internet. Seriously, a diaper full of baby shit might have more wits about it than you.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: March 30, 2016 06:24PM

Arnold Wrote:
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> Sigh. Looks I was wrong on this one for sure.

You still are. Now you're backpedaling in one if the most feeble attempts to save face I've ever seen!

> But as indicated by IP Guy and now confirmed by
> me, he's nowhere other than right here in the DC
> area.

Confirmed? More like, "oh shit, I better see if I can throw some bullshit to the wall and see if it sticks!"

Go ahead. Show your work. I'll give you a hint - there are two ISPs I've posted from today. Pick one. Show us your mad computer skilz! C'mon, you know your just dying to show us how smart you are! Thus far, you've failed, Arnold!


horshack.jpg


> He really pulled one over on me!

C'mon, that's not an accomplishment, Arnold.

> How long do you think he'll keep going through the
> effort of posting fake pictures in order to try
> and win some dopey, anonymous online argument that
> no one cares about?

You seem to care. A whole big bunch!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Date: March 30, 2016 06:27PM

Falls Church is for the rich elites of NoVA. Vienna is nice, if you can't afford to live in Falls Church.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: EEmWn ()
Date: March 30, 2016 06:39PM

Kilton Wrote:
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> The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Psst! Your desperation is showing. Like so
> many
> > people, you have an in-bred cousin (<
> placeholder)
> > in Florida, and that person happened to mention
> > that he/she had gotten tickets to a Nats game
> > soon. This gave you the whole notion of
> hatching
> > a big scam to post on FFXU to make yourself
> look
> > like somebody at last. But you couldn't pull
> it
> > off, every prick of the pin resulting in some
> > hissing or popping sound. As I said, what a
> flop
> > and failure.
>
> Sigh. Looks I was wrong on this one for sure. I
> actually thought that Fanboi was in Florida last
> week. In a way, I felt good for him that he was
> able to get away from his insufferably boring
> office job in DC. (Though the fact that he spent
> the entire week posting on FFU kind of ruined it.)
> But as indicated by IP Guy and now confirmed by
> me, he's nowhere other than right here in the DC
> area. He really pulled one over on me!
>
> How long do you think he'll keep going through the
> effort of posting fake pictures in order to try
> and win some dopey, anonymous online argument that
> no one cares about? That's the real question. :-)


You're not this stupid Kilton.

Bail buddy.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Kewal Paudel 703 624 1878 ()
Date: March 30, 2016 07:13PM

Kewal Paudel 703 624 1878 he lives in Falls Church hit him up

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: March 30, 2016 08:15PM

just a few Wrote:
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> Go ahead. Show your work. I'll give you a hint -
> there are two ISPs I've posted from today. Pick
> one.

Posting from work isn't posting "from an ISP". I sure do love when you try to use computer terms though. :-) Like that "script" you were going to write back in the day. LOL. How'd that work out?

I'm with IP Guy though. Publicly naming the specific federal agency that you "work for" (using that term loosely!) goes against the spirit of anonymity here. It would probably get deleted, and it's completely uninteresting anyway - all that matters is that you're in DC (not on vacation), and for some reason you're trying endlessly to convince some guy from Vienna that you're in Florida. And all he does is keep denying it, annoying you more and more in the process, and the result is an endless cycle of your patheticness. :-)

(Meanwhile, when he posts pictures of newspapers from around the country, you conveniently ignore them. Pretty cute!)

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: wCmKW ()
Date: March 30, 2016 08:39PM

Kilton Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Go ahead. Show your work. I'll give you a hint
> -
> > there are two ISPs I've posted from today.
> Pick
> > one.
>
> Posting from work isn't posting "from an ISP". I
> sure do love when you try to use computer terms
> though. :-) Like that "script" you were going to
> write back in the day. LOL. How'd that work out?
>
> I'm with IP Guy though. Publicly naming the
> specific federal agency that you "work for" (using
> that term loosely!) goes against the spirit of
> anonymity here. It would probably get deleted, and
> it's completely uninteresting anyway - all that
> matters is that you're in DC (not on vacation),
> and for some reason you're trying endlessly to
> convince some guy from Vienna that you're in
> Florida. And all he does is keep denying it,
> annoying you more and more in the process, and the
> result is an endless cycle of your patheticness.
> :-)
>
> (Meanwhile, when he posts pictures of newspapers
> from around the country, you conveniently ignore
> them. Pretty cute!)


Really grasping now. lol

Is a troll really worth making yourself look like a stupid shit?

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: March 31, 2016 07:46AM

Aww, I love when you post under multiple names! That's your tell in terms of frustration levels. Why, it's like our very own Fanboi Blood Pressure Monitoring System! :-)

Don't fret my friend - no one will ever be able to take your beloved Falls Church away from you. It will always be yours and yours alone. Well, yours and 14,000 other people..........in a 2 square mile area. LOL.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The true real Actual Dead zone ()
Date: March 31, 2016 08:38AM

just a few Wrote:
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> Including pics from last season? Honestly, do you
> really believe what you post? If you do, you're
> the dumbest fucking troll on the internet.
> Seriously, a diaper full of baby shit might have
> more wits about it than you.

To set the record straight, YOU would be the big fat liar, and I would be the one who mocks and laughs at the foolishness of the big fat liar. Your pictures do not connect you in any way to any of the locations or events depicted in them. Just as with the ones I have posted, they are but free-floating images, while the context and texture of your posts extolling those images have consistently betrayed the fraud that you are trying to perpetrate here. You are not now in Florida and have not recently been there. This has all been a complete hoax on your part.

Let us know by the way when you come up with that total number of major league parks you've been to, or when you finally figure out what was at 105 West Broad Street before Ireland's Four Provinces moved in.

PS. Isn't Locust Street beautiful with all the trees in bloom?

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The true real Actual Dead zone ()
Date: March 31, 2016 08:56AM

Kilton Wrote:
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> Aww, I love when you post under multiple names!
> That's your tell in terms of frustration levels.
> Why, it's like our very own Fanboi Blood
> Pressure Monitoring System
! :-)

Yeah, the flash-mobbing is an obvious but hardly unexpected thing. And to think that this is how clever he is when he thinks he's being clever!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: March 31, 2016 10:38AM

Arnold Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Go ahead. Show your work. I'll give you a hint
> -
> > there are two ISPs I've posted from today.
> Pick
> > one.
>
> I'm with IP Guy though.

Because you ARE IP Guy, Arnold.

> Publicly naming the specific federal agency that you > "work for" (using that term loosely!) goes against > > the spirit of anonymity here.

That's horse shut and you know it. It's because you actually are incapable of doing it and you know that these posts aren't being made from a government computer.

I'm challenging you to do it, so do it or continue to be the biggest puss on this forum.

> It would probably get deleted,

Why? I asked you to post it.

> and it's completely uninteresting anyway -

Well, you seem interested in it. You keep posting about it!

You should take your buddy's advice and bail, but we all know you won't. Your hooked and cooked as a result.

In short, post it, pussy.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: March 31, 2016 12:00PM

The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Including pics from last season? Honestly, do
> you
> > really believe what you post? If you do,
> you're
> > the dumbest fucking troll on the internet.
> > Seriously, a diaper full of baby shit might
> have
> > more wits about it than you.
>
> To set the record straight, YOU would be the big
> fat liar.

According to you, your "contacts" in Tampa sent you this picture:

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?2,file=225160,filename=yanks_rays.jpg

Do you still contend this is from "contacts" in Tampa or are you willing to admit you lied and you stole the pic from the AP?

http://www.news965.com/ap/ap/florida/sabathia-gives-up-2-runs-in-yankees-6-2-loss-to-ra/pC4HD3/

> Your pictures do not connect you in any way to any
> of the locations or events depicted in them.

Where are they from then?

> as with the ones I have posted, they are but
> free-floating images,

Actually, you posted pictures that can easily be traced to their original source via reverse image search. Can you say the same for mine? Hint: the answer is no.


> PS. Isn't Locust Street beautiful with all the
> trees in bloom?

No idea, and I doubt I'll check out that shit stain when I get back in town!

Seeing you and your butt buddy this worked up and all upset is hilarious btw.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Locust Street ()
Date: March 31, 2016 12:25PM

Locust St isn't even in the City of Falls Church...

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: orkin to the rescue ()
Date: March 31, 2016 01:06PM

Locust Street Wrote:
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> Locust St isn't even in the City of Falls
> Church...

Locust St. in Vienna may have been named for the trees, but the name is even more apt now given the hordes inhabiting the block between Park and Glyndon.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: dEkHW ()
Date: March 31, 2016 02:17PM

The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> Kilton Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Aww, I love when you post under multiple names!
> > That's your tell in terms of frustration
> levels.
> > Why, it's like our very own Fanboi Blood
> > Pressure Monitoring System
! :-)
>
> Yeah, the flash-mobbing is an obvious but hardly
> unexpected thing. And to think that this is how
> clever he is when he thinks he's being clever!


And you're both wrong dumbshits. lol

You're a complete dumb fucking Asshole... so I expect it from you. I thought that Kilton had been around here long enough and was smart enough to figure it out. Apparently not.

Here's a hint - I don't give a fuck about Falls Church or Vienna. They're both overcrowded suburban wastelands.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: March 31, 2016 04:44PM

just a few Wrote:
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> In short, post it, pussy.

Teehee. I'm not sure what's more amusing - when you get so mad that you post under multiple names, when you get so mad that you post from your phone, or when you get so mad that you start calling me names. So much anger, so little time!

I don't know why you're so embarrassed about working in downtown DC doing nothing other than browsing FFU all day. It's not like taking the metro isn't cool or anything - you shouldn't be ashamed. And so what if you're the classic stereotypical government employee who does absolutely nothing and doesn't get fired because it's almost impossible to fire someone in the government? I think it's something to be proud of. You've clearly made it in life. :-)

So rather than posting exactly which agency you work for - which has now been confirmed by 2 people and which you would only deny anyway - how about you just keep squirming to convince some Vienna dude that Falls Church is awesome and that you're in Florida? Then I'll keep posting here and there to rile you up further. (Maybe you'll even try to ignore me again and we'll see if you can last longer than a week this time.) All this anger from you isn't healthy, but it sure is amusing for the rest of us. :-)

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: March 31, 2016 10:49PM

Kilton Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > In short, post it, pussy.
>
> Teehee. I'm not sure what's more amusing - when
> you get so mad that you post under multiple names,
> when you get so mad that you post from your phone,
> or when you get so mad that you start calling me
> names. So much anger, so little time!
>
> I don't know why you're so embarrassed about
> working in downtown DC doing nothing other than
> browsing FFU all day. It's not like taking the
> metro isn't cool or anything - you shouldn't be
> ashamed. And so what if you're the classic
> stereotypical government employee who does
> absolutely nothing and doesn't get fired because
> it's almost impossible to fire someone in the
> government? I think it's something to be proud of.
> You've clearly made it in life. :-)
>
> So rather than posting exactly which agency you
> work for - which has now been confirmed by 2
> people and which you would only deny anyway - how
> about you just keep squirming to convince some
> Vienna dude that Falls Church is awesome and that
> you're in Florida? Then I'll keep posting here and
> there to rile you up further. (Maybe you'll even
> try to ignore me again and we'll see if you can
> last longer than a week this time.) All this anger
> from you isn't healthy, but it sure is amusing for
> the rest of us. :-)


Wow, Arnold, three whole paragraphs. For something that "no one cares about," you seem pretty invested in the topic. If you think I'm anything but amused at watching you try save face here, you'd be mistaken. Then again, you've been mistaken this whole time which is why you're too much of a pussy to back up your assertions. Posting from my phone? Was it (gasp) my government phone?!?! Do tell!

So, you came back from your prescribed 59 and a half minute lunch and stewed on this topic all afternoon and this is what you came up with? How about you take off the panties, grow a set, and act like a man for once. Unless you've discovered I work for some super small agency that employs less than ten people, I'm fairly certain my anonymity will be intact after you post your findings. Post the agency and the first for or five numbers of the IP address. You've got my blessing! Oh, and for shits and giggles post all the numbers before the second "." in the IP address of this post. I'll even give you a hint -it's four digits.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: what is this 4chan? ()
Date: March 31, 2016 11:08PM

just a few Wrote:
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> Kilton Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > just a few Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > In short, post it, pussy.
> >
> > Teehee. I'm not sure what's more amusing - when
> > you get so mad that you post under multiple
> names,
> > when you get so mad that you post from your
> phone,
> > or when you get so mad that you start calling
> me
> > names. So much anger, so little time!
> >
> > I don't know why you're so embarrassed about
> > working in downtown DC doing nothing other than
> > browsing FFU all day. It's not like taking the
> > metro isn't cool or anything - you shouldn't be
> > ashamed. And so what if you're the classic
> > stereotypical government employee who does
> > absolutely nothing and doesn't get fired
> because
> > it's almost impossible to fire someone in the
> > government? I think it's something to be proud
> of.
> > You've clearly made it in life. :-)
> >
> > So rather than posting exactly which agency you
> > work for - which has now been confirmed by 2
> > people and which you would only deny anyway -
> how
> > about you just keep squirming to convince some
> > Vienna dude that Falls Church is awesome and
> that
> > you're in Florida? Then I'll keep posting here
> and
> > there to rile you up further. (Maybe you'll
> even
> > try to ignore me again and we'll see if you can
> > last longer than a week this time.) All this
> anger
> > from you isn't healthy, but it sure is amusing
> for
> > the rest of us. :-)
>
>
> Wow, Arnold, three whole paragraphs. For
> something that "no one cares about," you seem
> pretty invested in the topic. If you think I'm
> anything but amused at watching you try save face
> here, you'd be mistaken. Then again, you've been
> mistaken this whole time which is why you're too
> much of a pussy to back up your assertions.
> Posting from my phone? Was it (gasp) my government
> phone?!?! Do tell!
>
> So, you came back from your prescribed 59 and a
> half minute lunch and stewed on this topic all
> afternoon and this is what you came up with? How
> about you take off the panties, grow a set, and
> act like a man for once. Unless you've discovered
> I work for some super small agency that employs
> less than ten people, I'm fairly certain my
> anonymity will be intact after you post your
> findings. Post the agency and the first for or
> five numbers of the IP address. You've got my
> blessing! Oh, and for shits and giggles post all
> the numbers before the second "." in the IP
> address of this post. I'll even give you a hint
> -it's four digits.


Pretending to have somebody's IP address is bullshit that 14 year olds try.

Everybody here who's not a functional idiot knows that he's full of shit.

OK so that leaves out the Vienna Asshole... Everyone else.

lol

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: April 01, 2016 08:27AM

what is this 4chan? Wrote:
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> Pretending to have somebody's IP address is
> bullshit that 14 year olds try.

99.9% of the time, yes. But here on FFU, IP acquisition is possible. That's why idiots like eesh have gone to jail for revealing the identities of posters here and then harassing them (either themselves, or encouraging others to do the harassing). Try using your head. How else do you think these outings could have possibly occurred? Magic?

In Fanboi's case, I've had his number for years. And he knows it, which is why you see him fighting so desperately (and with such anger) against my assertions. I've told him countless times when he's posting from home, from work, from his phone (Samsung Galaxy), from his tablet (used to also be some Samsung POS, not sure now). One time he got so flustered with me ID'ing his phone that he started posting from a Blackberry (work phone, presumably) to try and fool me. :-)

I've also told him he works in downtown DC for the federal (not DoD) government, but I won't get more specific because there's no need - he knows I know, and that's all that matters. I have no interest in outing anybody or proving anything. As you can clearly see, I don't have to reveal anything more - I'm already driving him insane with every mention of it. He literally sits at work all day and posts here, obsessively clicking 'refresh' every 2 minutes to see new content. I wish I was exaggerating.

But what's important for now is that he ain't in Florida. And having to make up vacations clearly indicates a high level of dissatisfaction with his (real) life. :-(

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: FFXU top detective ()
Date: April 01, 2016 09:25AM

^^^^ what a long winded answer that translates to "yeah, you got me." Keep in mind that Kilton just yesterday accused the poster who he responded to of being just a few. If he could do all he claims above, would he make such a rookie mistake? Also, ask yourself this question. Do you know a single person that owns a Samsung tablet? Conclusion: a pile of BS.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Why so Blue? ()
Date: April 01, 2016 09:52AM

Kilton has you pegged :)

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: 4gDyf ()
Date: April 01, 2016 11:15AM

^Kilton post. Even forgot to omit smiley. Too funny.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: April 01, 2016 12:28PM

FFXU top detective Wrote:
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>

Aww, what a short-winded answer that translates to "Dang, I can't refute any of that! :-("

> Keep in mind that Kilton just yesterday accused the
> poster who he responded to of being just a few.

Right, I've been responding multiple personas of a loser from Falls Church this entire thread. What's your point exactly?

> Do you know a single person that owns a Samsung tablet?

This is what made it so amusing. :-) You'd have to be an idiot to buy one of those things. KnowwhatImean?

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: April 01, 2016 12:32PM

Why so Blue? Wrote:
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> Kilton has you pegged :)

True that! Are you as surprised as I am to hear that Fanboi thinks you're me? :-)

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Step it up 'brah' ()
Date: April 01, 2016 12:35PM

Kilton Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> what is this 4chan? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Pretending to have somebody's IP address is
> > bullshit that 14 year olds try.
>
> 99.9% of the time, yes. But here on FFU, IP
> acquisition is possible. That's why idiots like
> eesh have gone to jail for revealing the
> identities of posters here and then harassing them
> (either themselves, or encouraging others to do
> the harassing). Try using your head. How else do
> you think these outings could have possibly
> occurred? Magic?
>
> In Fanboi's case, I've had his number for years.
> And he knows it, which is why you see him fighting
> so desperately (and with such anger) against my
> assertions. I've told him countless times when
> he's posting from home, from work, from his phone
> blah blah blah blah blah...


Same lame bullshit that every 14 yr old 'l33t haX0r' bullshitter tries. lol

C'mon Kilton, you're not playing with noobs here. We all know that you're full of shit. You know that you're full of shit. Only 'IP Guy' aka the 'Vienna Asshole...' is dumb enough to fall for that kind of crap and even he knows because he was the one who tried to pull this stupid shit with one of his usual idiotic sock puppet posts to begin with. Neither one of you dumbshits claiming xray IP superpowers can even tell different posters apart. 'Teehee'

Step up your game. You're a better troll than this weak shit.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The true real Actual Dead zone ()
Date: April 01, 2016 02:53PM

And at last I've arrived in the Emerald City -- crown jewel of the Pacific Northwest. Hopped the ferry over to Bainbridge Island earlier for a lovely breakfast at the iconic Streamliner Diner. Not sure about plans for the rest of the day yet. There are so many exciting things to see and do here!
.
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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: curious cat ()
Date: April 01, 2016 03:24PM

The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> And at last I've arrived in the Emerald City --
> crown jewel of the Pacific Northwest. Hopped the
> ferry over to Bainbridge Island earlier for a
> lovely breakfast at the iconic Streamliner Diner.
> Not sure about plans for the rest of the day yet.
> There are so many exciting things to see and do
> here!
> .

How lame do you feel when you ask someone to send you a photo of their local newspaper? What do you tell them it is for? I'd be too embarrassed to do,something like that.

You've yet to provide us with credible pictures from spring training games though. The one from your "contacts" was clearly a lie.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: April 01, 2016 03:42PM

The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> PS. Isn't Locust Street beautiful with all the
> trees in bloom?

Not sure about Locust Street, but I snapped a nice pic of a hibiscus in full bloom along the front walk this morning. Any if those in bloom along Locust?
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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The true real Actual Dead zone ()
Date: April 01, 2016 04:01PM

curious cat Wrote:
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> How lame do you feel when you ask someone to send
> you a photo of their local newspaper? What do you
> tell them it is for? I'd be too embarrassed to
> do,something like that.

Laughter is good for the soul.

> You've yet to provide us with credible pictures
> from spring training games though. The one from
> your "contacts" was clearly a lie.

Moron. Just like Fanboi, I've been in NoVa the whole time. Only I've said so. That's kind of the point. Well, that and the facts of his painful lifestyle deficits, reliance on Vienna or the internet to acquire any sort of decent coffee, and of course failure to know what was at 105 West Broad Street before the Four P's sprang up in 1997.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The true real Actual Dead zone ()
Date: April 01, 2016 05:16PM

just a few Wrote:
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> Not sure about Locust Street, but I snapped a nice
> pic of a hibiscus in full bloom along the front
> walk this morning. Any if those in bloom along
> Locust?

I don't think so. I'm aware of some blooming idiots in Falls Church though...

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: April 01, 2016 05:54PM

The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Not sure about Locust Street, but I snapped a
> nice
> > pic of a hibiscus in full bloom along the front
> > walk this morning. Any if those in bloom along
> > Locust?
>
> I don't think so. I'm aware of some blooming
> idiots in Falls Church though...


Not likely ad people in Falls Church are more likely to hold a college or advanced degree than some rube in Vienna.

Oh, and a true Nats fan would be on his way to the park at this hour if he was in the area...

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The Maple Avenue Restaurant ()
Date: April 01, 2016 06:35PM

The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Not sure about Locust Street, but I snapped a
> nice
> > pic of a hibiscus in full bloom along the front
> > walk this morning. Any if those in bloom along
> > Locust?
>
> I don't think so. I'm aware of some blooming
> idiots in Falls Church though...

You can get a Bloomin' Onion at Outback Steakhouse, the pinnacle of Vienna cuisine.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: nGMXk ()
Date: April 02, 2016 07:49AM

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The true real Actual Dead zone ()
Date: April 02, 2016 10:14AM

just a few Wrote:
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> Not likely ad people in Falls Church are more likely to hold
> a college or advanced degree than some rube in Vienna.

Must all be tech school and NVCC people, given how much lower the median household income is in Falls Church City as opposed to almost everywhere else in the area.

> Oh, and a true Nats fan would be on his way to the park at this
> hour if he was in the area...

As you would have no way of knowing, both the exhibition games versus the Twins are part of season ticket plans, but we'll be skipping both of them. Club-level seats were not open on Friday as it was all "festival seating". Not our style. Plus all this recent travel has been kind of tiring, and now we need to get ready to head off to Atlanta.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The true real Actual Dead zone ()
Date: April 02, 2016 10:24AM

The Maple Avenue Restaurant Wrote:
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> You can get a Bloomin' Onion at Outback Steakhouse, the pinnacle
> of Vienna cuisine.

Outback is what it is, and one of the things that it is is too good for Falls Church. Arlington, yes. Vienna, yes. Falls Church, no. You guys do have Meat in a Box though. Did you know that the Falls Church City Chamber of Commerce website lists 21 eateries and caterers, but that 7 of them aren't even in Falls Church City at all? Wow! Just wow!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: April 02, 2016 10:40AM

The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Not likely ad people in Falls Church are more
> likely to hold
> > a college or advanced degree than some rube in
> Vienna.
>
> Must all be tech school and NVCC people,

Nah, not so much...

Falls Church
Bachelor's degree or higher, percent of persons age 25+, 2009-2013 74.4%
High school graduate or higher, percent of persons age 25+, 2009-2013 97.3% 

Vienna
Bachelor's degree or higher, percent of persons age 25+, 2009-2013 64.8% 
High school graduate or higher, percent of persons age 25+, 2009-2013 92.0% 

Certainly not the first or last time you'll be caught in a lie!

> As you would have no way of knowing, both the
> exhibition games versus the Twins are part of
> season ticket plans,

Of course I knew. It was the point of the statement.

> Not our style.

Your style is lying about places you've never been.

> Plus all this recent travel has been kind of
> tiring.

I imagine all that travel between the carport and your computer is tiring! LOL!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: rourke ()
Date: April 02, 2016 12:05PM

The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> The Maple Avenue Restaurant Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You can get a Bloomin' Onion at Outback
> Steakhouse, the pinnacle
> > of Vienna cuisine.
>
> Outback is what it is, and one of the things that
> it is is too good for Falls Church. Arlington,
> yes. Vienna, yes. Falls Church, no. You guys do
> have Meat in a Box though. Did you know that the
> Falls Church City Chamber of Commerce website
> lists 21 eateries and caterers, but that 7 of them
> aren't even in Falls Church City at all? Wow!
> Just wow!


We get it. You have been obsessed with "Meat in a Box" since watching Diner 30+ years ago. No doubt "Honey Pig" was your first girlfriend.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The true real Actual Dead zone ()
Date: April 02, 2016 12:40PM

just a few Wrote:
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> Nah, not so much...

LOL! This shit just doesn't sink in too well with you "highly educated" Falls Church dumbfucks, does it? It's only been posted about 20 times, including twice already in this very thread. It's quite plain that you all went to waste-of-time schools and barely got out of those with podunk non-marketable degrees since...

According to Census Quick Facts, all of the following local areas have a higher median household income than what we all know and avoid as "The Decaying Shithole" ---

Ashburn, Brambleton, Cascades, Dranesville, Dunn Loring, Fairfax Station, Floris, Fort Hunt, Franklin Farms, Gainesville, Great Falls, Kings Park West, Kingstowne, Lake Barcroft, Linton Hall, Lowes Island, Mantua, McLean, Montclair, Mount Vernon, Newington, Oakton, Purcellville, South Riding, Vienna, and Wolf Trap.

> Of course I knew. It was the point of the statement.

No, you didn't know at all. All tickets to last night's game were in fact freebies. Outsiders may have had to make a $10 contribution to the Dream Foundation to get in, but season-ticket holders had passes loaded onto their Nats Plus cards automatically. Just like scallops and water-taxis, you don't know squat about season tickets. You don't have them and can't afford them. Meanwhile, I'll be attending 45-50 MLB games once again this season starting very soon. At this point, I don't want or need to see exhibition games against the Twins, even when the ticket cost is zero.

> Your style is lying about places you've never been.

Tell us again how many major league parks you've been to. Mere mention of Crosley Field and Connie Mack Stadium was enough for you to shit in your pauper's pants on that front. How many Florida parks have you been to? It hurts to be confronted with what a second-rate sorry-ass provincial you are, doesn't it.

> I imagine all that travel between the carport and
> your computer is tiring! LOL!

Just the strain of laughing at you this past week has been enough to tire a body out. What was at 105 West Broad Street before the Four P's again, by the way?
LOL!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The true real Actual Dead zone ()
Date: April 02, 2016 12:53PM

rourke Wrote:
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> We get it. You have been obsessed with "Meat in a Box" since watching
> Diner 30+ years ago. No doubt "Honey Pig" was your first girlfriend.

Dude, Meat in a Box is one of the top-rated restaurants in Falls Church City. Not surprising really, given the level of the competition. Honey Pig is of course associated with the term Annandale, but it is known to be a spot favored by certain Falls Church assholes who frequently get their sorry asses bloodied here.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: rourke ()
Date: April 02, 2016 05:17PM

The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> rourke Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > We get it. You have been obsessed with "Meat in
> a Box" since watching
> > Diner 30+ years ago. No doubt "Honey Pig" was
> your first girlfriend.
>
> Dude, Meat in a Box is one of the top-rated
> restaurants in Falls Church City. Not surprising
> really, given the level of the competition. Honey
> Pig is of course associated with the term
> Annandale, but it is known to be a spot favored by
> certain Falls Church assholes who frequently get
> their sorry asses bloodied here.


While narcissistic personality disorder might be correct, my money is on Asperger's. Everything goes over your head. It's as though you inhabit a parallel universe.

By the way, if you google "Diner" and "popcorn" you might understand the first reference. On second thought, perhaps you should have your personal assistant do it for you.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The true real Actual Dead zone ()
Date: April 03, 2016 06:23AM

rourke Wrote:
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> While narcissistic personality disorder might be
> correct, my money is on Asperger's. Everything
> goes over your head. It's as though you inhabit a
> parallel universe.

> By the way, if you google "Diner" and "popcorn"
> you might understand the first reference. On
> second thought, perhaps you should have your
> personal assistant do it for you.

Must be one of those Falls Church "higher degree" types. Meat in a Box is the fucking name of the place. I could be wrong of course, but I rather doubt that it was named after any of your personal "greatest moments in cinema" peccadilloes. In any case, it regularly rates near the top among the sorry lot of what some people try to call restaurants in Falls Church. The place is a waste.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: April 03, 2016 03:03PM

The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Nah, not so much...
>
> LOL! This shit just doesn't sink in too well with
> you "highly educated" Falls Church dumbfucks, does
> it? It's only been posted about 20 times,
> including twice already in this very thread. It's
> quite plain that you all went to waste-of-time
> schools and barely got out of those with podunk
> non-marketable degrees.

Income is not an exact correlary to education. For instance Falls Church is home to numerous graduates of the distinguished Foreign Service School at Geogetown. As Govenment employees, they're not exactly raking in the big bucks. They care about their children's education. And while they are usually only here for a year or two at a time, they are great neighbors and friends. The folks in Vienna can have fun with their 35% if neighbors who couldn't even manage any degree let lone a marketable one!

> > Of course I knew. It was the point of the
> statement.
>
> No, you didn't know at all.

Of course I did. It was implied in the statement. Once agin, it went over your head until you had to Google it.


> Tell us again how many major league parks you've
> been to.

I never told you. Having trouble following along?


> Just the strain of laughing at you this past week
> has been enough to tire a body out.

More like crying with deep seated butthurt envy. So much butthurt, it's almost like someone shoved a bottle of Margaux up your ass sideways, Remember how that little picture got under your skin so bad? This latest round of pictures hurt you bad too!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: GJWLj ()
Date: April 03, 2016 03:46PM

just a few Wrote:
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>
> > Tell us again how many major league parks
> you've
> > been to.
>
> I never told you. Having trouble following
> along?
>

Wasn't Asshole... the one trying to impress us with the list of all of the parks that he Googled up?

Grandpa Alzheimer can't even keep his own bullshit straight anymore. lol

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: April 03, 2016 05:23PM

GJWLj Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > > Tell us again how many major league parks
> > you've
> > > been to.
> >
> > I never told you. Having trouble following
> > along?
> >
>
> Wasn't Asshole... the one trying to impress us
> with the list of all of the parks that he Googled
> up?
>
> Grandpa Alzheimer can't even keep his own bullshit
> straight anymore. lol


Yeah. He must be too busy learning how to trace IP addresses. Maybe Kilton can give him some pointers!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The true real Actual Dead zone ()
Date: April 03, 2016 05:39PM

Im sorry guys, I don't know why I care so much. I guess I am just bored and lonely.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 is a child fucker ()
Date: April 03, 2016 05:41PM

Yeah Dead Zone you seem to care a little to much about other peoples lives. But if your bored and have nothing better to do than troll Fairfax underground more power to you. I hope you make some friends in teh real world someday.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Organic Butcher ()
Date: April 03, 2016 05:47PM

Gerrymanderer2 is a child fucker Wrote:
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> Yeah Dead Zone you seem to care a little to much
> about other peoples lives. But if your bored and
> have nothing better to do than troll Fairfax
> underground more power to you. I hope you make
> some friends in teh real world someday.


Lets all get together and and have a cookout. You and Dead Zone can make up and he can actually get some real world experience with people who aren't online.

Ill stop at the Organic Butcher this week.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: April 03, 2016 07:06PM

The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> Moron. Just like Fanboi, I've been in NoVa the
> whole time. Only I've said so. That's kind of
> the point. Well, that and the facts of his
> painful lifestyle deficits, reliance on Vienna or
> the internet to acquire any sort of decent coffee,
> and of course failure to know what was at 105 West
> Broad Street before the Four P's sprang up in
> 1997.

LOL. Sometime around the middle of last week, Fanboi went into overdrive. It might be the worst I've ever seen him. What began as starting this thread just to troll turned into obsessively acting like Falls Church is cool, then turned into obsessively pretending he was in Florida, which then morphed into going completely bonkers once I brought up the term "IP address". Much like what happened a few years back, a few revelations from me (just enough to convince him that I see his IPs, but nothing more) nearly caused his head to explode with anger. Since obviously this wasn't my intent at all, I feel kind of bad about it. :-)

The real crime though is that the poor guy is so ashamed of his real life that he has to make up lie after lie. Back in the day he vehemently denied even working in downtown DC. But since he knows I know, you'll note that he hasn't even bothered to deny it in this thread. (T minus 2 hours until he remembers to deny it. :-) Instead, his focus was on a fantasy trip to Florida. But rather than doing it 2 months ago when winners go to Florida to escape the snow, he waits until the 4th warmest March in DC history to pretend to go south. LOL. Once a born loser, always a born loser!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: uwUJC ()
Date: April 03, 2016 08:11PM

Kilton Wrote:
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> The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Moron. Just like Fanboi, I've been in NoVa the
> > whole time. Only I've said so. That's kind of
> > the point. Well, that and the facts of his
> > painful lifestyle deficits, reliance on Vienna
> or
> > the internet to acquire any sort of decent
> coffee,
> > and of course failure to know what was at 105
> West
> > Broad Street before the Four P's sprang up in
> > 1997.
>
> LOL. Sometime around the middle of last week,
> Fanboi went into overdrive. It might be the worst
> I've ever seen him. What began as starting this
> thread just to troll turned into obsessively
> acting like Falls Church is cool, then turned into
> obsessively pretending he was in Florida, which
> then morphed into going completely bonkers once I
> brought up the term "IP address". Much like what
> happened a few years back, a few revelations from
> me (just enough to convince him that I see his
> IPs, but nothing more) nearly caused his head to
> explode with anger. Since obviously this wasn't my
> intent at all, I feel kind of bad about it. :-)
>
> The real crime though is that the poor guy is so
> ashamed of his real life that he has to make up
> lie after lie. Back in the day he vehemently
> denied even working in downtown DC. But since he
> knows I know, you'll note that he hasn't even
> bothered to deny it in this thread. (T minus 2
> hours until he remembers to deny it. :-) Instead,
> his focus was on a fantasy trip to Florida. But
> rather than doing it 2 months ago when winners go
> to Florida to escape the snow, he waits until the
> 4th warmest March in DC history to pretend to go
> south. LOL. Once a born loser, always a born
> loser!


More likely because neither of you idiots with your mad IP skillz can manage to tell different posters apart. lmao

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: April 04, 2016 09:50AM

Kilton Wrote:
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> The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Moron. Just like Fanboi, I've been in NoVa the
> > whole time. Only I've said so. That's kind of
> > the point. Well, that and the facts of his
> > painful lifestyle deficits, reliance on Vienna
> or
> > the internet to acquire any sort of decent
> coffee,
> > and of course failure to know what was at 105
> West
> > Broad Street before the Four P's sprang up in
> > 1997.
>
> LOL. Sometime around the middle of last week,
> Fanboi went into overdrive. It might be the worst
> I've ever seen him. What began as starting this
> thread just to troll turned into obsessively
> acting like Falls Church is cool, then turned into
> obsessively pretending he was in Florida, which
> then morphed into going completely bonkers once I
> brought up the term "IP address". Much like what
> happened a few years back, a few revelations from
> me (just enough to convince him that I see his
> IPs, but nothing more) nearly caused his head to
> explode with anger. Since obviously this wasn't my
> intent at all, I feel kind of bad about it. :-)
>
> The real crime though is that the poor guy is so
> ashamed of his real life that he has to make up
> lie after lie. Back in the day he vehemently
> denied even working in downtown DC. But since he
> knows I know, you'll note that he hasn't even
> bothered to deny it in this thread. (T minus 2
> hours until he remembers to deny it. :-) Instead,
> his focus was on a fantasy trip to Florida. But
> rather than doing it 2 months ago when winners go
> to Florida to escape the snow, he waits until the
> 4th warmest March in DC history to pretend to go
> south. LOL. Once a born loser, always a born
> loser!


Wow, this might be your biggest crock of shit yet. All this to save face, Arnold? It's patently obvious you can't track IP addresses. A couple of my posts last week were so identifiably Florida, you'd have to be a complete moron not to recognize it as being from Florida.

You're going to end up writing a treatise here trying to convince people that your some sort of mad hacker. At the end of the day, everyone knows you're full of shit.

Oh, and while you're tracing the IP addresses of my posts, go back to January and track the ones from FL then. Yes, I'm that much of a winner and you're that much of a loser.

When's the novel on my life coming out? You seem very entrenched in the topic. Some might say obsessed.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: April 04, 2016 10:17AM

uwUJC Wrote:
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> Kilton Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Moron. Just like Fanboi, I've been in NoVa
> the
> > > whole time. Only I've said so. That's kind
> of
> > > the point. Well, that and the facts of his
> > > painful lifestyle deficits, reliance on
> Vienna
> > or
> > > the internet to acquire any sort of decent
> > coffee,
> > > and of course failure to know what was at 105
> > West
> > > Broad Street before the Four P's sprang up in
> > > 1997.
> >
> > LOL. Sometime around the middle of last week,
> > Fanboi went into overdrive. It might be the
> worst
> > I've ever seen him. What began as starting this
> > thread just to troll turned into obsessively
> > acting like Falls Church is cool, then turned
> into
> > obsessively pretending he was in Florida, which
> > then morphed into going completely bonkers once
> I
> > brought up the term "IP address". Much like
> what
> > happened a few years back, a few revelations
> from
> > me (just enough to convince him that I see his
> > IPs, but nothing more) nearly caused his head
> to
> > explode with anger. Since obviously this wasn't
> my
> > intent at all, I feel kind of bad about it. :-)
> >
> > The real crime though is that the poor guy is
> so
> > ashamed of his real life that he has to make up
> > lie after lie. Back in the day he vehemently
> > denied even working in downtown DC. But since
> he
> > knows I know, you'll note that he hasn't even
> > bothered to deny it in this thread. (T minus 2
> > hours until he remembers to deny it. :-)
> Instead,
> > his focus was on a fantasy trip to Florida. But
> > rather than doing it 2 months ago when winners
> go
> > to Florida to escape the snow, he waits until
> the
> > 4th warmest March in DC history to pretend to
> go
> > south. LOL. Once a born loser, always a born
> > loser!
>
>
> More likely because neither of you idiots with
> your mad IP skillz can manage to tell different
> posters apart. lmao


Don't worry, Arnold will still try and convince others that it's all the same person posting and he knows their IP address. On my last day in FL, we stayed at a nice resort. They were setting up for an expo this week. I thought Kilton might find it interesting. Funny thing, I didn't see a panel on Kilton's mad Fairfax Underground IP tracking skills. Guess he didn't make the cut!
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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: April 04, 2016 02:40PM

just a few Wrote:
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> Wow, this might be your biggest crock of shit yet.
> All this to save face, Arnold?

Translation: "You got me again, Kilton! Sigh. As I sit in beautiful downtown DC at my loser job that I take the metro to, I just can't help but wonder what it's all for. Why have I spent the last 2 weeks on FFU desperately trying to convince the zero other people still following this thread that I was in Florida, even to the point of posting to myself under different names? Why can't I just accept and be happy with my life as it is? There's nothing wrong with sitting at work all day reading FFU. That's what FFU was invented for!"

Completely agree my man. There are four things about losers that will forever stand the test of time:

1) They use Samsung phones
2) They use Samsung tablets
3) They've posted to FFU from their phone more than zero times
4) They take the metro to downtown DC for work, due to having no other options :-)

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: April 04, 2016 03:16PM

Kilton Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wow, this might be your biggest crock of shit
> yet.
> > All this to save face, Arnold?
>
> Translation:

You can post all the lame translations you want, but these simple facts remain:

1) You can't trace anyone's IP address (if you could, you'd know without doubt how long I was in FL).
2) You can't even discern when multiple people are posting.
3) You suck at lying. Nobody believes you.
4) You're very obsessed with me.

Oh, and are you sure I take the Metro? Maybe I sit in traffic all day. Which is it? What do you want to pretend it is today.

Yes, we're all laughing at you!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: nkxk9 ()
Date: April 04, 2016 04:19PM

just a few Wrote:
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>
> Don't worry, Arnold will still try and convince
> others that it's all the same person posting and
> he knows their IP address. On my last day in FL,
> we stayed at a nice resort. They were setting up
> for an expo this week. I thought Kilton might
> find it interesting. Funny thing, I didn't see a
> panel on Kilton's mad Fairfax Underground IP
> tracking skills. Guess he didn't make the cut!


Well, they did have the presentation on Amateur Hour.

That pretty much covers it.

lol

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: April 05, 2016 11:54AM

just a few Wrote:
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> (Another angry response lying about his born-loser life)

Hey, I just saw a picture of you on the way to work today:

Navy_Yard_Metro_station_-_baseball_crowd

Looks comfortable!

BTW, your multiple names sure do respond quickly. It's almost as if you sit here all day or something, with nothing else to do. Slow times in the cube? :-)

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Speaking of Amateur Hour... ()
Date: April 05, 2016 12:21PM

Kilton Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > (Another angry response lying about his
> born-loser life)
>
> Hey, I just saw a picture of you on the way to
> work today:
>
> src="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/common
> s/2/27/Navy_Yard_Metro_station_-_baseball_crowd.jp
> g">
>
> Looks comfortable!
>
> BTW, your multiple names sure do respond quickly.
> It's almost as if you sit here all day or
> something, with nothing else to do. Slow times in
> the cube? :-)


Learn how to resize your pics noob.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: April 05, 2016 02:49PM

Kilton Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > (Another angry response lying about his
> born-loser life)

Angry? Lying? The fact that you can't address the post lets us know how close it is to the mark. You've become a laughing stock! Can't you see you're the butt of everyone's joke here?

You're the only angry one here and it's hilarious. You've been totally taken off your troll game and are floundering around in a shit pool of lies.

The fact that you can't differentiate between posters is frustrating the hell out of you.

> Hey, I just saw a picture of you on the way to
> work today:

Now I live at the Navy Yard? You're grasping, Arnold. Are you sure I don't sit and stew in traffic to get to my "downtown" job?
>
> BTW, your multiple names sure do respond quickly.
> It's almost as if you sit here all day or
> something, with nothing else to do.

Additional proof positive you don't have the ability to track IP addresses. You're really flailing and failing here.

> Slow times in
> the cube? :-)

It must be. You've been stewing about this all day. You couldn't wait to get back from your allowed 59 and a half minute lunch to post this. Make sure the boss man isn't looking over your shoulder. If you ole this job, you'd have nothing to distract you from thinking about me all day and night!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: April 05, 2016 02:50PM

Speaking of Amateur Hour... Wrote:
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> Kilton Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > just a few Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > (Another angry response lying about his
> > born-loser life)
> >
> > Hey, I just saw a picture of you on the way to
> > work today:
> >
> > >
> src="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/common
>
> >
> s/2/27/Navy_Yard_Metro_station_-_baseball_crowd.jp
>
> > g">
> >
> > Looks comfortable!
> >
> > BTW, your multiple names sure do respond
> quickly.
> > It's almost as if you sit here all day or
> > something, with nothing else to do. Slow times
> in
> > the cube? :-)
>
>
> Learn how to resize your pics noob.

+ 1

You'd think some badass IP tracker would know how to resize a pic!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: April 05, 2016 02:57PM

nkxk9 Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > Don't worry, Arnold will still try and convince
> > others that it's all the same person posting
> and
> > he knows their IP address. On my last day in
> FL,
> > we stayed at a nice resort. They were setting
> up
> > for an expo this week. I thought Kilton might
> > find it interesting. Funny thing, I didn't see
> a
> > panel on Kilton's mad Fairfax Underground IP
> > tracking skills. Guess he didn't make the cut!
>
>
> Well, they did have the presentation on Amateur
> Hour.
>
> That pretty much covers it.
>
> lol

Kilton certainly defines Amateur Hour. Although,I'm not sure how much of an advanced persistent threat he is. He's pathetic, but harmless.

More like an advanced persistent troll or even turd.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The one who isn't a scumbag ()
Date: April 05, 2016 07:49PM

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The one who isn't a scumbag ()
Date: April 06, 2016 05:05PM

just a few Wrote:
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> Income is not an exact correlary to education.

"Corollary" and "correlation" are two different words, dummy. Too bad you were never admitted to a school capable of teaching the distinction.

> Of course I did. It was implied in the statement.

The only thing implied in your statement was more abject ignorance about baseball. Did you see the crowds at either on the games against the Twins? I've been more impressed by numbers at Hagerstown on days with Zimmerman or Strasburg rehabbing. True Nats fans were not clamoring to attend either of those games, even when the tickets were free. But what would you know?

> I never told you. Having trouble following along?

No trouble at all, douche. It's been over and over again now that you, the dumbshit coward, have refused to answer such a simple question. That Crosley/Connie Mack remark just ended your day completely.

> More like crying with deep seated butthurt envy.
> So much butthurt, it's almost like someone shoved
> a bottle of Margaux up your ass sideways, Remember
> how that little picture got under your skin so
> bad? This latest round of pictures hurt you bad
> too!

LOL! You mean 13 months ago when you confused Chateau Margaux with the appellation Margaux and then held forth a bottle of 2000 Chateau Lascombes as being some sort of big-time, fancy-ass bottle of wine when you could order it off the internet for seventy freaking bucks? LOL! What a giant fuck-up you blundered into back then! And the butthurt lingers on. And on and on and on! As I said earlier, embrace the inferiority, dude. It's what defines you.

By the way, did you ever figure out that like "insouciant", "deviant" is both an adjective and a noun? So painfully behind the curve!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The one who isn't a scumbag ()
Date: April 06, 2016 06:15PM

GJWLj Wrote:
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> Wasn't Asshole... the one trying to impress us with the
> list of all of the parks that he Googled up?

Eat shit, asshole...
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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The one who isn't a scumbag ()
Date: April 06, 2016 06:29PM

The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> Im sorry guys, I don't know why I care so much. I
> guess I am just bored and lonely.

The pathetic scumbag again sinks to new lows. Such a mindless, classless little coward.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: you are ()
Date: April 06, 2016 07:25PM

The one who isn't a scumbag Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Income is not an exact correlary to education.
>
> "Corollary" and "correlation" are two different
> words, dummy. Too bad you were never admitted to
> a school capable of teaching the distinction.
>
> > Of course I did. It was implied in the
> statement.
>
> The only thing implied in your statement was more
> abject ignorance about baseball. Did you see the
> crowds at either on the games against the Twins?
> I've been more impressed by numbers at Hagerstown
> on days with Zimmerman or Strasburg rehabbing.
> True Nats fans were not clamoring to attend either
> of those games, even when the tickets were free.
> But what would you know?
>
> > I never told you. Having trouble following
> along?
>
> No trouble at all, douche. It's been over and
> over again now that you, the dumbshit coward, have
> refused to answer such a simple question. That
> Crosley/Connie Mack remark just ended your day
> completely.
>
> > More like crying with deep seated butthurt envy.
>
> > So much butthurt, it's almost like someone
> shoved
> > a bottle of Margaux up your ass sideways,
> Remember
> > how that little picture got under your skin so
> > bad? This latest round of pictures hurt you
> bad
> > too!
>
> LOL! You mean 13 months ago when you confused
> Chateau Margaux with the appellation Margaux and
> then held forth a bottle of 2000 Chateau Lascombes
> as being some sort of big-time, fancy-ass bottle
> of wine when you could order it off the internet
> for seventy freaking bucks? LOL! What a giant
> fuck-up you blundered into back then! And the
> butthurt lingers on. And on and on and on! As I
> said earlier, embrace the inferiority, dude. It's
> what defines you.
>
> By the way, did you ever figure out that like
> "insouciant", "deviant" is both an adjective and a
> noun? So painfully behind the curve!

painfully insecure. Seek counseling.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: April 06, 2016 07:27PM

just a few Wrote:
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> The fact that you can't differentiate between
> posters is frustrating the hell out of you.

Translation: "Sigh. You're killing me, Kilton!" First I tried ignoring you, desperately hoping that you'd think it wasn't really me. But I forgot that you can see IP addresses, so of course you knew all along! Doh. Then I did a 180 and figured I'd respond to you using multiple names (as usual) to really try and show you who's boss. But alas, that isn't working either. Very frustrating!

But you know what makes me feel better? Sports! It's opening day today, and that means 6 months of non-stop insufferable boredom watching baseball. You know what I always say - bored at work, bored at home. :-)"

+1000!

The one who isn't a scumbag Wrote:
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> "Corollary" and "correlation" are two different
> words, dummy. Too bad you were never admitted to
> a school capable of teaching the distinction.

LOL. So much for that Falls Church education system! I don't know if it's entirely to blame, though. When Fanboi gets upset, he tends to mess up words and grammar. It's been one of his tells for years. :-)

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The one who isn't a scumbag ()
Date: April 06, 2016 07:31PM

you are Wrote:
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> painfully insecure. Seek counseling.

The only counsel I need is the occasional tête-à-tête with a member of my wealth management team. They count on me for insight and guidance.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Living in your head for free ()
Date: April 06, 2016 08:19PM

you are Wrote:
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> The one who isn't a scumbag Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > just a few Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Income is not an exact correlary to education.
>
> >
> > "Corollary" and "correlation" are two different
> > words, dummy. Too bad you were never admitted
> to
> > a school capable of teaching the distinction.
> >
> > > Of course I did. It was implied in the
> > statement.
> >
> > The only thing implied in your statement was
> more
> > abject ignorance about baseball. Did you see
> the
> > crowds at either on the games against the Twins?
>
> > I've been more impressed by numbers at
> Hagerstown
> > on days with Zimmerman or Strasburg rehabbing.
> > True Nats fans were not clamoring to attend
> either
> > of those games, even when the tickets were free.
>
> > But what would you know?
> >
> > > I never told you. Having trouble following
> > along?
> >
> > No trouble at all, douche. It's been over and
> > over again now that you, the dumbshit coward,
> have
> > refused to answer such a simple question. That
> > Crosley/Connie Mack remark just ended your day
> > completely.
> >
> > > More like crying with deep seated butthurt
> envy.
> >
> > > So much butthurt, it's almost like someone
> > shoved
> > > a bottle of Margaux up your ass sideways,
> > Remember
> > > how that little picture got under your skin
> so
> > > bad? This latest round of pictures hurt you
> > bad
> > > too!
> >
> > LOL! You mean 13 months ago when you confused
> > Chateau Margaux with the appellation Margaux
> and
> > then held forth a bottle of 2000 Chateau
> Lascombes
> > as being some sort of big-time, fancy-ass
> bottle
> > of wine when you could order it off the
> internet
> > for seventy freaking bucks? LOL! What a giant
> > fuck-up you blundered into back then! And the
> > butthurt lingers on. And on and on and on! As
> I
> > said earlier, embrace the inferiority, dude.
> It's
> > what defines you.
> >
> > By the way, did you ever figure out that like
> > "insouciant", "deviant" is both an adjective and
> a
> > noun? So painfully behind the curve!
>
> painfully insecure. Seek counseling.


True. We're all up in his head. lol

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Elsa Ronningstam ()
Date: April 06, 2016 08:22PM

The one who isn't a scumbag Wrote:
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> you are Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > painfully insecure. Seek counseling.
>
> The only counsel I need is the occasional
> tête-à-tête with a member of my wealth
> management team. They count on me for insight and
> guidance.


"The narcissist brags. His speech is peppered with "I", "my", "myself", "mine" and other appropriating linguistic structures. He describes himself as intelligent, or rich, or modest, or intuitive, or creative - but always excessively and extraordinarily so. One is almost tempted to say, inhumanly so. His biography sounds implausibly rich and complex. His achievements - incommensurate with his age, education, or renown. His actual state always appears evidently and demonstrably incompatible with his claims. Very often, the narcissist lies or fantasizes in a manner very easy to discern."

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: MMMvP ()
Date: April 06, 2016 08:25PM

Kilton Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The fact that you can't differentiate between
> > posters is frustrating the hell out of you.
>
> Translation: "Sigh. You're killing me, Kilton!"
> First I tried ignoring you, desperately hoping
> that you'd think it wasn't really me. But I forgot
> that you can see IP addresses, so of course you
> knew all along! Doh.


Give up on the IP bullshit.

Seriously.

I'm embarrassed for you.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Misty water color memories ()
Date: April 06, 2016 08:36PM

The one who isn't a scumbag Wrote:
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> GJWLj Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wasn't Asshole... the one trying to impress us
> with the
> > list of all of the parks that he Googled up?
>
> Eat shit, asshole...
> .


^ A souvenir from the one time that he went 18 years ago.

Back when he could still get around without the walker and didn't have that kitchen remodel chained to his wallet.

lol

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The one who isn't a scumbag ()
Date: April 07, 2016 09:54AM

Living in your head for free Wrote:
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> True. We're all up in his head. lol

All one of you is in my Book of Total Jokes. You are an eternal failure. Once again, embrace the inferiority. It's what defines you.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The one who isn't a scumbag ()
Date: April 07, 2016 10:03AM

Elsa Ronningstam Wrote:
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> The narcissist brags.

It ain't bragging if it's true, numb-nuts. And you know only too bitterly and painfully just how true it all is. You are simply crushed by me at everything.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The one who isn't a scumbag ()
Date: April 07, 2016 10:23AM

Misty water color memories Wrote:
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> ^ A souvenir from the one time that he went 18 years ago.

Suck on it, douche. The Crosley Field and Connie Mack ticket stubs would be even older than that. And how many major league parks did you say you've been to again? Oh, that's right. You've never said, you spineless, dickless, no-account coward. Let's face it -- you've had the living shit kicked out of you once again here. Happens every time.

> Back when he could still get around without the walker and
> didn't have that kitchen remodel chained to his wallet.

Had our driver take us to dinner at this place on Sunday. See if you can figure out where it is...
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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: TjCN7 ()
Date: April 07, 2016 11:26AM

The one who isn't a scumbag Wrote:
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> Elsa Ronningstam Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The narcissist brags.
>
> It ain't bragging if it's true, numb-nuts. And
> you know only too bitterly and painfully just how
> true it all is. You are simply crushed by me at
> everything.


Yeah, actually it is.

Now how many others do you see here who must continually try to compensate for their own inadequacies by posting trivial shit from their sad, insignificant lives in a failed attempt to impress anyone?

Hmmmm... Yep, looks like that would be just you.

lol

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: April 07, 2016 11:27AM

The one who isn't a scumbag Wrote:
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as implied in the
> statement.
>
> The only thing implied in your statement was more
> abject ignorance about baseball. Did you see the
> crowds at either on the games against the Twins?

No. I was in Florida. Remember? The whole reason your panties are in a twist!


> I've been more impressed by numbers at Hagerstown
> on days with Zimmerman or Strasburg rehabbing.
> True Nats fans were not clamoring to attend either
> of those games, even when the tickets were free.
> But what would you know?

A fuck ton more than you which is why you're in a heated rage.

> > I never told you. Having trouble following
> along?
>
> No trouble at all, douche. It's been over and
> over again now that you, the dumbshit coward, have
> refused to answer such a simple question. That
> Crosley/Connie Mack remark just ended your day
> completely.

Your ability to Google baseball parks hardly ended anyone's day. The simple fact is that I could list just about every park that has held an MLB game since I was born and you'd simply Google NPB ballparks and claim you've been to those as well. You're a known and confirmed liar.

> LOL! You mean 13 months ago when you confused
> Chateau Margaux with the appellation Margaux

No such confusion was ever made except by you. In fact, you even claimed there were no bottles of Margaux standing by. No mention of Chateau Margaux was made.

> and
> then held forth a bottle of 2000 Chateau Lascombes
> as being some sort of big-time, fancy-ass bottle
> of wine when you could order it off the internet
> for seventy freaking bucks?

Remind me again what that 2000 Lascombes was sitting next to. Did you forget? Was it a 2000 Palmer? If I'm not mistaken (and I'm not because I'm not a liar like you), I believe that particular bottle goes for somewhere north of $200. Not that it matters, a $70 bottle is out of your range.


> By the way, did you ever figure out that like
> "insouciant", "deviant" is both an adjective and a
> noun? So painfully behind the curve!


No need as that was yet another person. Once you accept that there are multiple people torturing you, you might be better off for it.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: FXuKE ()
Date: April 07, 2016 11:30AM

The one who isn't a scumbag Wrote:
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> Misty water color memories Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ^ A souvenir from the one time that he went 18
> years ago.
>
> Suck on it, douche. The Crosley Field and Connie
> Mack ticket stubs would be even older than that.
> And how many major league parks did you say you've
> been to again? Oh, that's right. You've never
> said, you spineless, dickless, no-account coward.
> Let's face it -- you've had the living shit kicked
> out of you once again here. Happens every time.
>

So you're admitting that was the last time that you could physically manage and afford to go. lol!

>
> > Back when he could still get around without the
> walker and
> > didn't have that kitchen remodel chained to his
> wallet.
>
> Had our driver take us to dinner at this place on
> Sunday. See if you can figure out where it is...
> .


Uber is convenient isn't it?

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: April 07, 2016 11:33AM

Kilton Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The fact that you can't differentiate between
> > posters is frustrating the hell out of you.
>
> Translation: "Sigh. You're killing me, Kilton!"
> First I tried ignoring you, desperately hoping
> that you'd think it wasn't really me. But I forgot
> that you can see IP addresses, so of course you
> knew all along! Doh. Then I did a 180 and figured
> I'd respond to you using multiple names (as usual)
> to really try and show you who's boss. But alas,
> that isn't working either. Very frustrating!
>
> But you know what makes me feel better? Sports!
> It's opening day today, and that means 6 months of
> non-stop insufferable boredom watching baseball.
> You know what I always say - bored at work, bored
> at home. :-)"
>
> +1000!

What? No oversized picture this time?

Aww, poor Arnold has resorted to yet another desperate "translation." It's just further confirmation of how frustrated he is that nobody believes him about his mad IP tracking skills. The fact that he thinks I've posted under multiple names is proof positive of his inability to track anyone's IP. Plus, he wasn't able to track IP addresses in FL. His frustration is building to an all time high!

Don't worry, sport, you can spend all day and night thinking about me and I won't hold it against you.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Living in his head for free ()
Date: April 07, 2016 11:43AM

just a few Wrote:
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> The one who isn't a scumbag Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > LOL! You mean 13 months ago when you confused
> > Chateau Margaux with the appellation Margaux
>
> No such confusion was ever made except by you. In
> fact, you even claimed there were no bottles of
> Margaux standing by. No mention of Chateau
> Margaux was made.
>


You know that you've won when he remembers every meaningless little defeat that he's had on some half-assed local 'blog.'

lol

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: rourke ()
Date: April 07, 2016 12:14PM

Living in his head for free Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The one who isn't a scumbag Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> >
> > > LOL! You mean 13 months ago when you
> confused
> > > Chateau Margaux with the appellation Margaux
> >
> > No such confusion was ever made except by you.
> In
> > fact, you even claimed there were no bottles of
> > Margaux standing by. No mention of Chateau
> > Margaux was made.
> >
>
>
> You know that you've won when he remembers every
> meaningless little defeat that he's had on some
> half-assed local 'blog.'
>
> lol

The names he uses are so telling. They bring to mind the line by H.L. Mencken: "When somebody says it's not about the money, it's about the money." "The one who isn't a scumbag" protests too much.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: April 07, 2016 04:18PM

just a few Wrote:
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> Give up on the IP bullshit.
>
> Seriously.
>
> I'm getting more and more correlary pissed off that you keep schooling
> me and exposing my pitiful lies. C'mon man, you'd better correlary stop
> or else!!!

> ...
> The fact that he knows I've posted under
> multiple names is proof positive of his inability
> to track anyone's IP. Plus, he successfully (and very
> irritatingly!) called me out for correlary making up that second week
> in Florida. Then when I lied about correlary week #2, he said I wasn't
> there at all just to correlary annoy me even more! Sigh. My

> frustration is building to an all time high!

+1000 again! Man, you're really on a roll lately. It's almost as if you're finally starting to get it. I knew all that excitement over opening day would motivate you. You have a lot of free time to fill up, and baseball is the perfect antidote. :-)

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Great School ()
Date: April 07, 2016 04:46PM

Aside from the excellent education at GMHS, it was very nice to only have 5-6 black people at the school.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: VCVFe ()
Date: April 07, 2016 04:58PM

Kilton Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Give up on the IP bullshit.
> >
> > Seriously.
> >
> > I'm getting more and more correlary pissed
> off that you keep schooling
> > me and exposing my pitiful lies. C'mon man,
> you'd better correlary stop
> > or else!!!



Proving, once again, that the IP Master can't distinguish between two different posters. lmao!


> > ...
> > The fact that he knows I've posted under
>
> > multiple names is proof positive of his
> inability
> > to track anyone's IP. Plus, he successfully
> (and very
> > irritatingly!) called me out for correlary
> making up that second week
> > in Florida. Then when I lied about correlary
> week #2, he said I wasn't
> > there at all just to correlary annoy me even
> more! Sigh. My

> > frustration is building to an all time high!
>
> +1000 again! Man, you're really on a roll lately.
> It's almost as if you're finally starting to get
> it. I knew all that excitement over opening day
> would motivate you. You have a lot of free time to
> fill up, and baseball is the perfect antidote. :-)


Wait... I thought that you had him slaving away at a boring government job downtown? Now he's a guy with too much time on his hands who has to go watch boring baseball games just to fill his day.

Some of you dopes really need a fucking continuity editor for your story lines. lol

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Koo-koo-ka-choo, Mrs. Robinson ()
Date: April 08, 2016 10:14AM

Misty water color memories Wrote:
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> ^ A souvenir from the one time that he went 18 years ago.

How many times did Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest? How many times did Neil Armstrong walk on the moon? Once was all that was needed to blow your battleship out of the water. You owe an admission and apology here.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Koo-koo-ka-choo, Mrs. Robinson ()
Date: April 08, 2016 10:32AM

Misty water color memories Wrote:
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> Back when he could still get around without the walker and
> didn't have that kitchen remodel chained to his wallet.

That you would see a kitchen remodel as being something to constrain a person's budget says quite a lot about the scale and scope of your own financial horizons.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: April 08, 2016 11:07AM

Kilton Wrote:
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> +1000 again! Man, you're really on a roll lately.

I know. You're level of annoyance is at an all time high. The fact that your IP tracking claims have been completely demolished has left you exasperated and irritated! Making fun of that irritation is fun for all!

> It's almost as if you're finally starting to get
> it.

Everyone gets you can't track IP addresses. That's why you're so pissed off.

Tell you what, Arnold, if you want to show us your mad IP tracking skills here's a simple way to prove it without compromising my anonymity (which you're so conveniently interested in protecting). I posted last week from a public WiFi spot. Tell us what it was. What are you waiting for?

> I knew all that excitement over opening day
> would motivate you. You have a lot of free time to
> fill up, and baseball is the perfect antidote. :-)

Opening day was Monday, dummy. Maybe you shouldn't focus ALL of your attention on me!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: April 08, 2016 11:11AM

VCVFe Wrote:
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> Proving, once again, that the IP Master can't
> distinguish between two different posters. lmao!

But he'll keep pretending no matter what. For some unknown reason (probably a shitty life) he's heavily invested in having people think he can track IP addresses.


> Some of you dopes really need a fucking continuity
> editor for your story lines. lol


Ain't that the truth!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: uL6pc ()
Date: April 08, 2016 01:44PM

Koo-koo-ka-choo, Mrs. Robinson Wrote:
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> Misty water color memories Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ^ A souvenir from the one time that he went 18
> years ago.
>
> How many times did Edmund Hillary climb Mt.
> Everest? How many times did Neil Armstrong walk
> on the moon? Once was all that was needed to blow
> your battleship out of the water. You owe an
> admission and apology here.


Going to a ballpark isn't exactly on par, but they weren't claiming to have been and continue to go on a regular basis any time that they want. I guess little things like that seem more significant when you haven't done much.

But thanks for confirming the one-time nature of your trip.

lol

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Rascal ()
Date: April 08, 2016 01:53PM

Koo-koo-ka-choo, Mrs. Robinson Wrote:
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> Misty water color memories Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Back when he could still get around without the
> walker and
> > didn't have that kitchen remodel chained to his
> wallet.
>
> That you would see a kitchen remodel as being
> something to constrain a person's budget says
> quite a lot about the scale and scope of your own
> financial horizons.


Given that you've not been back since 1998, seems to confirm that in your case.

Maybe once it's paid off you can try one of those mobility scooters?

Would make it easier to get around to all of those exclusive dining establishments that you frequent in Vienna too.


taco-bell-one-handed-breakfast-commercia

lol

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Velcro is a wonderful thing ()
Date: April 08, 2016 01:55PM

^ Nice shoes btw.

lol

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: April 08, 2016 02:49PM

uL6pc Wrote:
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> Koo-koo-ka-choo, Mrs. Robinson Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Misty water color memories Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > ^ A souvenir from the one time that he went
> 18
> > years ago.
> >
> > How many times did Edmund Hillary climb Mt.
> > Everest? How many times did Neil Armstrong
> walk
> > on the moon? Once was all that was needed to
> blow
> > your battleship out of the water. You owe an
> > admission and apology here.
>
>
> Going to a ballpark isn't exactly on par, but they
> weren't claiming to have been and continue to go
> on a regular basis any time that they want. I
> guess little things like that seem more
> significant when you haven't done much.
>
> But thanks for confirming the one-time nature of
> your trip.
>
> lol


Kind of telling that he decided to post a picture of an 18 year old spring training ticket where the game was played in a spring training/minor league stadium as some sort of proof that he's been to a whole plethora of big league parks.

You'd think that someone who claims to go to 45-50 MLB games per year would have a treasure trove of tickets to pick from to show as proof of his claim. Of course, someone who actually attends the amount of games he claimed to have gone to probably wouldn't hang onto the ticket any longer than the next time the wallet gets cleaned out. On the other hand, someone who has only attended very few games might be more inclined to hang onto an 18 year old ticket as some sort of keepsake or memento.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Zach Lee ()
Date: April 08, 2016 03:01PM

just a few Wrote:
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>
> Kind of telling that he decided to post a picture
> of an 18 year old spring training ticket where the
> game was played in a spring training/minor league
> stadium as some sort of proof that he's been to a
> whole plethora of big league parks.
>
> You'd think that someone who claims to go to 45-50
> MLB games per year would have a treasure trove of
> tickets to pick from to show as proof of his
> claim. Of course, someone who actually attends
> the amount of games he claimed to have gone to
> probably wouldn't hang onto the ticket any longer
> than the next time the wallet gets cleaned out. On
> the other hand, someone who has only attended very
> few games might be more inclined to hang onto an
> 18 year old ticket as some sort of keepsake or
> memento.


Exactly.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Koo-koo-ka-choo, Mrs. Robinson ()
Date: April 08, 2016 03:13PM

uL6pc Wrote:
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> Going to a ballpark isn't exactly on par, but they
> weren't claiming to have been and continue to go
> on a regular basis any time that they want. I
> guess little things like that seem more
> significant when you haven't done much.

Maybe I missed something, but what I saw and still see by scrolling back is a list of Spring Training ballparks attended. In response, it was claimed that the OP had simply Googled all those ballpark names. Then he posted a 1998 ticket stub from one of them. That didn't come from the internet. It translates to a convincing game, set, and match win for the OP. You owe an admission and apology here.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Glory Days ()
Date: April 08, 2016 03:35PM

Koo-koo-ka-choo, Mrs. Robinson Wrote:
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> uL6pc Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Going to a ballpark isn't exactly on par, but
> they
> > weren't claiming to have been and continue to
> go
> > on a regular basis any time that they want. I
> > guess little things like that seem more
> > significant when you haven't done much.
>
> Maybe I missed something, but what I saw and still
> see by scrolling back is a list of Spring Training
> ballparks attended. In response, it was claimed
> that the OP had simply Googled all those ballpark
> names. Then he posted a 1998 ticket stub from one
> of them. That didn't come from the internet. It
> translates to a convincing game, set, and match
> win for the OP. You owe an admission and apology
> here.


The 'OP' would be the original post in a thread. The author of the later post in question would be you. No need to pretend that you're someone else as you're prone to do since we all know that it's you. Again, one of those narcissistic personality disorder tendencies of yours.

What I see is an old man who went to spring training once in 1998, who hasn't made it back since, who saved a ticket stub as a memento from his special one-time trip. Fish in fish stories do tend to grow larger over time. In this case, yours has had many, many years to grow.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The one who isn't a scumbag ()
Date: April 08, 2016 06:02PM

TjCN7 Wrote:
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> Yeah, actually it is.

Come to your senses. Statements of fact are simply statements of fact. Such as the fact that one of us is not a worthless lying ignorant assfuck scumbag, and you are NOT the one. You just wander into pointless pissing matches with people who will have no trouble at all in peeing all over you. That's just a character flaw on your part. One of rather many, actually.

Have you come up with a location yet for the pastoral scene that was pictured above? Need help in nailing it down?

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The one who isn't a scumbag ()
Date: April 08, 2016 06:31PM

just a few Wrote:
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> No. I was in Florida. Remember?

Oh yeah, right. And I was in New York, Tampa, Arizona, San Francisco, and Seattle.

> A fuck ton more than you which is why you're in a heated rage.

No, dude. You know nothing about baseball. You can't afford to.

> Your ability to Google baseball parks hardly ended anyone's day.

So this was maybe your seventh opportunity to answer the simple question of how many major league parks you've been to, and out of shame, you've declined to do ao once again. The number I've been to meanwhile went up by one this week.

> No such confusion was ever made except by you. In fact, you
> even claimed there were no bottles of Margaux standing by.

Your photograph was of bottles "standing by" over at Total Wine. It isn't like this has been the first thread in which you've used fake photos and lied out your flabby asshole. You could be in a GEICO commercial -- it's what you do!

> No mention of Chateau Margaux was made.

Unless you count this one -- "I almost lost a mouthful of Chateau Margaux 2010."

> Remind me again what that 2000 Lascombes was sitting next to.
> Did you forget? Was it a 2000 Palmer? If I'm not mistaken
> (and I'm not because I'm not a liar like you), I believe that
> particular bottle goes for somewhere north of $200. Not that
> it matters, a $70 bottle is out of your range.

Dude, my disposable income positively DWARFS yours. Your downscale Falls Church mindset simply doesn't allow you to comprehend the scope of the financial gulf that lies between us. Meanwhile, if your memory were better, you might have recalled that a tip of the hat was offered to both bottles, with the point being made that you personally did not own either one of them, and that the Lascombes was in any case available for peanuts on the internet. You doubted it, but were swiftly and decisively blown out of the water on that score. I'm sure you do remember that. If not, go back and re-live all that sheer humiliation.

> No need as that was yet another person. Once you
> accept that there are multiple people torturing
> you, you might be better off for it.

Hahaha! "Another person" again? Face the music, asshole -- it's all just you. You may be too much of a coward and scumbag to stand on your own two feet, but there's no way to hide the fact that nobody else is as fucking transparently dumb as you are. As I've said before, embrace the inferiority -- it's what defines you.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The one who isn't a scumbag ()
Date: April 08, 2016 06:38PM

FXuKE Wrote:
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> So you're admitting that was the last time that
> you could physically manage and afford to go.

The last time was this past Monday, as below.

> Uber is convenient isn't it?

LOL! There is a level at which "Margaux" means Chateau Margaux, and "driver" means an executive car service. Don't bother to google it -- you'll never have the need or the means for one.
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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The one who isn't a scumbag ()
Date: April 08, 2016 06:42PM

rourke Wrote:
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> "The one who isn't a scumbag" protests too much.

You make too many mistakes, asswipe. I merely point them out to you.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The one who isn't a scumbag ()
Date: April 08, 2016 06:49PM

Koo-koo-ka-choo, Mrs. Robinson Wrote:
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> That you would see a kitchen remodel as being
> something to constrain a person's budget says
> quite a lot about the scale and scope of your own
> financial horizons.

You'll have to forgive him. He's from Falls Church where an upscale kitchen remodel would blow half a year's income. Poor babies! And I do mean poor!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The one who isn't a scumbag ()
Date: April 08, 2016 07:02PM

uL6pc Wrote:
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> Going to a ballpark isn't exactly on par, but they
> weren't claiming to have been and continue to go on
> a regular basis any time that they want. I guess
> little things like that seem more significant when
> you haven't done much. But thanks for confirming the
> one-time nature of your trip.

Sheesh! How many times do you think a person needs to go to New York City before he can say that he's been to New York City? See, I'm thinking that the rational answer to that question would be ONE, but you might have an entirely different idea I suppose, what with the fact that being stupid doesn't let you rule out very much.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The one who isn't a scumbag ()
Date: April 08, 2016 07:09PM

Rascal Wrote:
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> Given that you've not been back since 1998, seems
> to confirm that in your case.

I've been to Spring Training many times since 1998. Costwise, it's not a big deal for me to go or not to go. It's just a choice of how to spend the time. That's what tends to be scarce. The money is always there.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: p6GhV ()
Date: April 08, 2016 07:33PM

The one who isn't a scumbag Wrote:
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> TjCN7 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yeah, actually it is.
>
> Come to your senses. Statements of fact are
> simply statements of fact. Such as the fact that
> one of us is not a worthless lying ignorant
> assfuck scumbag, and you are NOT the one. You
> just wander into pointless pissing matches with
> people who will have no trouble at all in peeing
> all over you. That's just a character flaw on
> your part. One of rather many, actually.
>
> Have you come up with a location yet for the
> pastoral scene that was pictured above? Need help
> in nailing it down?


So, in other many fewer words, you're the only one here who must continually try to compensate for their own inadequacies by posting trivial shit from their sad, insignificant lives in a failed attempt to impress anyone.

Again, thanks for confirming that.

Nor do I give a shit where your picture was taken. See that's the problem. Even when you try your best to impress, nobody cares.

lol

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: h9MwY ()
Date: April 08, 2016 07:35PM

The one who isn't a scumbag Wrote:
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> Rascal Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Given that you've not been back since 1998,
> seems
> > to confirm that in your case.
>
> I've been to Spring Training many times since
> 1998. Costwise, it's not a big deal for me to go
> or not to go. It's just a choice of how to spend
> the time. That's what tends to be scarce. The
> money is always there.


Of course you have and of course it is. *pat* *pat*

"Very often, the narcissist lies or fantasizes in a manner very easy to discern."

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: VddbD ()
Date: April 08, 2016 07:37PM

The one who isn't a scumbag Wrote:
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> uL6pc Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Going to a ballpark isn't exactly on par, but
> they
> > weren't claiming to have been and continue to go
> on
> > a regular basis any time that they want. I
> guess
> > little things like that seem more significant
> when
> > you haven't done much. But thanks for confirming
> the
> > one-time nature of your trip.
>
> Sheesh! How many times do you think a person
> needs to go to New York City before he can say
> that he's been to New York City? See, I'm
> thinking that the rational answer to that question
> would be ONE, but you might have an entirely
> different idea I suppose, what with the fact that
> being stupid doesn't let you rule out very much.


So, again, you're conceding that it was a one-time trip vs regularly attending games at all of the parks that you Googled.

Thanks.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: cTWcW ()
Date: April 08, 2016 07:41PM

The one who isn't a scumbag Wrote:
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> Koo-koo-ka-choo, Mrs. Robinson Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That you would see a kitchen remodel as being
> > something to constrain a person's budget says
> > quite a lot about the scale and scope of your
> own
> > financial horizons.
>
> You'll have to forgive him. He's from Falls
> Church where an upscale kitchen remodel would blow
> half a year's income. Poor babies! And I do mean
> poor!


As it always does when you do it, replying to yourself just makes you look even less credible and more pitiful.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: 7cFnE ()
Date: April 08, 2016 07:44PM

The one who isn't a scumbag Wrote:
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>
> Hahaha! "Another person" again? Face the music,
> asshole -- it's all just you. You may be too much
> of a coward and scumbag to stand on your own two
> feet, but there's no way to hide the fact that
> nobody else is as fucking transparently dumb as
> you are. As I've said before, embrace the
> inferiority -- it's what defines you.


Yep... Wrong again 'IP Guy.' lol

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The one who isn't a scumbag ()
Date: April 08, 2016 07:46PM

just a few Wrote:
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> Kind of telling that he decided to post a picture
> of an 18 year old spring training ticket where the
> game was played in a spring training/minor league
> stadium as some sort of proof that he's been to a
> whole plethora of big league parks.

God, but you're fucking STOOPID!!! The ticket from Chain of Lakes Park was posted in response to your typically desperate suggestion that all those Spring Training parks had just been googled up. Well, no -- I've been to every single one of them. And to many, many more actual major league parks than you have as well. You are a baseball nobody, although baseball gains no sort of special distinction there.

> You'd think that someone who claims to go to 45-50
> MLB games per year would have a treasure trove of
> tickets to pick from to show as proof of his claim.

Indeed, but I'm not going to be posting photos of all of them. Just the one has fucked you over royally. There's not all that much more that you -- a plainly dead horse -- can or should be beaten on this issue.

> Of course, someone who actually attends the amount of
> games he claimed to have gone to probably wouldn't hang
> onto the ticket any longer than the next time the wallet
> gets cleaned out. On the other hand, someone who has only
> attended very few games might be more inclined to hang onto
> an 18 year old ticket as some sort of keepsake or memento.

Actually, I have hundreds upon hundreds of tickets from the events I've attended over the years. A few may have slipped away, but I have most of them. Baseball, hockey, Broadway shows -- lots of different things. It's much like taking pictures along the road of life, but I doubt you have much understanding of that either. And by the by, I've so far been to two major league games in the 2016 season. The count will be up to five come Wednesday. How about you?

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The one who isn't a scumbag ()
Date: April 08, 2016 08:37PM

Glory Days Wrote:
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> What I see is an old man who went to spring
> training once in 1998, who hasn't made it back
> since, who saved a ticket stub as a memento from
> his special one-time trip. Fish in fish stories
> do tend to grow larger over time. In this case,
> yours has had many, many years to grow.

What I see is the same old outclassed Falls Church dumbfuck staggering about in a stupor after that Chain of Lakes Park blow to the head. You should have seen that coming. You've got nothing to gain here now but more misery, asshole.

Meanwhile, I've been to Spring Training so many times that there was no point to going back to Melbourne or Cocoa this year. Tough to give up Café Coconut Cove of course, but we've pretty much exhausted the rest of both of those places. It'll be good to get down to the Palm Beaches next March. You of course will not be able to afford it.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The one who isn't a scumbag ()
Date: April 08, 2016 08:49PM

p6GhV Wrote:
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> So, in other many fewer words, you're the only one here who must
> continually try to compensate for their own inadequacies by posting
> trivial shit from their sad, insignificant lives in a failed attempt
> to impress anyone. Again, thanks for confirming that.

Blow me, asshole. I'm the one with the Club Level season tickets and all those Spring Training and regular season games and stadiums attended. You're the one with all the envy and butthurt. That's your lot in life. Stew in your hapless Falls Church inferiority, loser.

> Nor do I give a shit where your picture was taken.
> See that's the problem. Even when you try your
> best to impress, nobody cares.

LOL! Your flabby ass burns over every searing word, you lying little stooge-fuck. You are such a total nobody!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The one who isn't a scumbag ()
Date: April 08, 2016 08:54PM

h9MwY Wrote:
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> Of course you have and of course it is. *pat* *pat*

Same old Falls Church fucktard with a "new and different" name. Imagine that! What a worthless fucking loser!

> "Very often, the narcissist lies or fantasizes in
> a manner very easy to discern."

Go give yourself an enema, you shit-stuffed little asshole.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The one who isn't a scumbag ()
Date: April 08, 2016 08:57PM

7cFnE Wrote:
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> Yep... Wrong again 'IP Guy.' lol

IP guy is Kilton. Stupid shit!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Introspection Reflection ()
Date: April 08, 2016 09:26PM

The one who isn't a scumbag Wrote:
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> h9MwY Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Of course you have and of course it is. *pat*
> *pat*
>
> Same old Falls Church fucktard with a "new and
> different" name. Imagine that! What a worthless
> fucking loser!


Nope. Wrong again. lol


>
> > "Very often, the narcissist lies or fantasizes
> in
> > a manner very easy to discern."
>
> Go give yourself an enema, you shit-stuffed little
> asshole.


So angry. Truth hurts eh?

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Koo-koo-ka-choo, fuck you ()
Date: April 08, 2016 09:28PM

The one who isn't a scumbag Wrote:
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> 7cFnE Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yep... Wrong again 'IP Guy.' lol
>
> IP guy is Kilton. Stupid shit!


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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Mom, Gramps is drooling again ()
Date: April 08, 2016 09:31PM

The one who isn't a scumbag Wrote:
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> Glory Days Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What I see is an old man who went to spring
> > training once in 1998, who hasn't made it back
> > since, who saved a ticket stub as a memento
> from
> > his special one-time trip. Fish in fish
> stories
> > do tend to grow larger over time. In this
> case,
> > yours has had many, many years to grow.
>
> What I see is the same old outclassed Falls Church
> dumbfuck staggering about in a stupor after that
> Chain of Lakes Park blow to the head. You should
> have seen that coming. You've got nothing to gain
> here now but more misery, asshole.


Wrong yet again dummy. lol

>
> Meanwhile, I've been to Spring Training so many
> times that there was no point to going back to
> Melbourne or Cocoa this year. Tough to give up
> Café Coconut Cove of course, but we've pretty
> much exhausted the rest of both of those places.
> It'll be good to get down to the Palm Beaches next
> March. You of course will not be able to afford
> it.


Of course you will big guy. *pat* *pat*

lol

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: xkPNd ()
Date: April 08, 2016 09:53PM

The one who isn't a scumbag Wrote:
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> p6GhV Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So, in other many fewer words, you're the only
> one here who must
> > continually try to compensate for their own
> inadequacies by posting
> > trivial shit from their sad, insignificant lives
> in a failed attempt
> > to impress anyone. Again, thanks for confirming
> that.
>
> Blow me, asshole. I'm the one with the Club Level
> season tickets and all those Spring Training and
> regular season games and stadiums attended.
> You're the one with all the envy and butthurt.
> That's your lot in life. Stew in your hapless
> Falls Church inferiority, loser.
>
> > Nor do I give a shit where your picture was
> taken.
> > See that's the problem. Even when you try your
> > best to impress, nobody cares.
>
> LOL! Your flabby ass burns over every searing
> word, you lying little stooge-fuck. You are such
> a total nobody!


Here, I'll type this slowly so that you can keep up...

N o

b o

d y

c a r e

s


Try the next Uber driver. Maybe they'll be more easily impressed.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The one who isn't a scumbag ()
Date: April 09, 2016 11:26AM

Introspection Reflection Wrote:
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> Nope. Wrong again. lol
>
> So angry. Truth hurts eh?

Koo-koo-ka-choo, fuck you Wrote:
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-- Same old 4th grade sock-puppet gif yet again --

Mom, Gramps is drooling again Wrote:
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> Wrong yet again dummy. lol
>
> Of course you will big guy. *pat* *pat*

xkPNd Wrote:
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> Here, I'll type this slowly so that you can keep up...nobody cares.
>
> Try the next Uber driver. Maybe they'll be more easily impressed.


The persistent lack of win in your increasingly feeble and discombobulated posts has become rather alarming. You were of course nothing more than an across-the-board failure at the outset, but things are somehow getting even worse than that for all one of you here. What a total and epic loser you paint yourself as!

By the way, Uber is fine for quickie or incidental in-town transit, but if one were in town for say 48 hours and needed to travel reliably from the airport to the hotel, from the hotel to the restaurant, from the restaurant back to the hotel, from the hotal to the ballpark, from the ballpark back to the hotel, and from the hotel back to the airport, you would be much better advised (assuming you could afford it) simply to retain a service so as to have on-the-dot access to a dedicated chauffeur/driver and of course the comforts of a Lincoln Town Car rather than the cramped back seat of a Prius to ride around in. This is one of the simple pleasures in life that you'll never be able to experience.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: April 09, 2016 12:25PM

Wow, what a way to spend your Friday night!

The one who isn't a scumbag Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
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> > No. I was in Florida. Remember?
>
> Oh yeah, right. And I was in New York, Tampa,
> Arizona, San Francisco, and Seattle.

Except you're a confirmed liar. In fact, you're the only one who has had their lie exposed in this thread. Or, did you forget you fake Tampa Bay "contacts" picture that was exposed as an AP photo. Face it, liar, you got caught red handed.

> > A fuck ton more than you which is why you're in
> a heated rage.
>
> No, dude. You know nothing about baseball. You
> can't afford to.

Wow, what a stupid comment. Even for you. It costs next to nothing to gain baseball knowledge and experience. I guess that price is still too high for you!

> > Your ability to Google baseball parks hardly
> ended anyone's day.
>
> So this was maybe your seventh opportunity to
> answer the simple question of how many major
> league parks you've been to, and out of shame,
> you've declined to do ao once again. The number
> I've been to meanwhile went up by one this week.

You added one I went to nearly 20 years ago. Congrats. As for a list, it was pointed out once one is posted, you'd simply lie again. After all, you're a confirmed liar.

> Your photograph was of bottles "standing by" over
> at Total Wine.

And as pointed out, 2000 vintages of either if those wines are not on the shelves of Total Wine these days. Another day, another lie by you.

> It isn't like this has been the
> first thread in which you've used fake photos and
> lied out your flabby asshole.

Actually, you're the only one who has been caught red handed using fake photos. You're a liar, so it's no surprise.

> > No mention of Chateau Margaux was made.
>
> Unless you count this one -- "I almost lost a
> mouthful of Chateau Margaux 2010."

Not made by me. I'm so in your head though, you think all posts are made by me.

We all await you next and predictable lie, liar!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: 7Fwhu ()
Date: April 09, 2016 01:27PM

The one who isn't a scumbag Wrote:
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> Introspection Reflection Wrote:
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> -----
> > Nope. Wrong again. lol
> >
> > So angry. Truth hurts eh?
>
> Koo-koo-ka-choo, fuck you Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> -- Same old 4th grade sock-puppet gif yet again
> --
>
> Mom, Gramps is drooling again Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Wrong yet again dummy. lol
> >
> > Of course you will big guy. *pat* *pat*
>
> xkPNd Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Here, I'll type this slowly so that you can keep
> up...nobody cares.
> >
> > Try the next Uber driver. Maybe they'll be more
> easily impressed.
>
>
> The persistent lack of win in your increasingly
> feeble and discombobulated posts has become rather
> alarming. You were of course nothing more than an
> across-the-board failure at the outset, but things
> are somehow getting even worse than that for all
> one of you here. What a total and epic loser you
> paint yourself as!
>
> By the way, Uber is fine for quickie or incidental
> in-town transit, but if one were in town for say
> 48 hours and needed to travel reliably from the
> airport to the hotel, from the hotel to the
> restaurant, from the restaurant back to the hotel,
> from the hotal to the ballpark, from the ballpark
> back to the hotel, and from the hotel back to the
> airport, you would be much better advised
> (assuming you could afford it) simply to retain a
> service so as to have on-the-dot access to a
> dedicated chauffeur/driver and of course the
> comforts of a Lincoln Town Car rather than the
> cramped back seat of a Prius to ride around in.
> This is one of the simple pleasures in life that
> you'll never be able to experience.


a. You didn't go anywhere. You've been here posting from your remodel as you always are.

b. No, you didn't have a car service on call hanging around waiting for your dumb ass. Anyone who's actually used a car service understands why. Nor is there any need to call it an 'executive' car service in an attempt to make it sound like it's more than it is.

c. Nobody cares.

You're a middling old man stuck in a house that you sunk too much money into who's now down to trying to impress strangers on a nothing local 'blog' in a desperate attempt to convince yourself that you're more than you are.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: April 09, 2016 01:48PM

The one who isn't a scumbag Wrote:
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> Introspection Reflection Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Nope. Wrong again. lol
> >
> > So angry. Truth hurts eh?
>
> Koo-koo-ka-choo, fuck you Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> -- Same old 4th grade sock-puppet gif yet again
> --
>
> Mom, Gramps is drooling again Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wrong yet again dummy. lol
> >
> > Of course you will big guy. *pat* *pat*
>
> xkPNd Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Here, I'll type this slowly so that you can keep
> up...nobody cares.
> >
> > Try the next Uber driver. Maybe they'll be more
> easily impressed.
>
>
> The persistent lack of win in your increasingly
> feeble and discombobulated posts has become rather
> alarming. You were of course nothing more than an
> across-the-board failure at the outset, but things
> are somehow getting even worse than that for all
> one of you here. What a total and epic loser you
> paint yourself as!
>
> By the way, Uber is fine for quickie or incidental
> in-town transit, but if one were in town for say
> 48 hours and needed to travel reliably from the
> airport to the hotel, from the hotel to the
> restaurant, from the restaurant back to the hotel,
> from the hotal to the ballpark, from the ballpark
> back to the hotel, and from the hotel back to the
> airport, you would be much better advised
> (assuming you could afford it) simply to retain a
> service so as to have on-the-dot access to a
> dedicated chauffeur/driver and of course the
> comforts of a Lincoln Town Car rather than the
> cramped back seat of a Prius to ride around in.
> This is one of the simple pleasures in life that
> you'll never be able to experience.


The Town Car hasn't been in production for the past 5 years. A decent car service isn't running a fleet of 5+ year old cars if their customers are at all discerning. Even when you think you're acting like a big shot, you come off as a little shit!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: GLny6 ()
Date: April 09, 2016 02:18PM

just a few Wrote:
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>
> The Town Car hasn't been in production for the
> past 5 years. A decent car service isn't running
> a fleet of 5+ year old cars if their customers are
> at all discerning. Even when you think you're
> acting like a big shot, you come off as a little
> shit!


You don't understand. This is the last Town Car ever made which, being a good friend and business partner of Alan Mulally he was able to have reserved for him and sent to the premier coach builder in the country for an extensive 5-year bespoke customization to his personal specifications which the executive car service maintains just for him. Just one of a number in his fleet which he has stationed throughout the country.

In other words, yeah, he was just making up some shit and then failed at that.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: rourke ()
Date: April 09, 2016 03:54PM

GLny6 Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > The Town Car hasn't been in production for the
> > past 5 years. A decent car service isn't
> running
> > a fleet of 5+ year old cars if their customers
> are
> > at all discerning. Even when you think you're
> > acting like a big shot, you come off as a
> little
> > shit!
>
>
> You don't understand. This is the last Town Car
> ever made which, being a good friend and business
> partner of Alan Mulally he was able to have
> reserved for him and sent to the premier coach
> builder in the country for an extensive 5-year
> bespoke customization to his personal
> specifications which the executive car service
> maintains just for him. Just one of a number in
> his fleet which he has stationed throughout the
> country.
>
> In other words, yeah, he was just making up some
> shit and then failed at that.

Asshole Spotter was making something up? You could knock me over with a feather.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The one who isn't a scumbag ()
Date: April 09, 2016 09:53PM

just a few Wrote:
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> Except you're a confirmed liar. In fact, you're
> the only one who has had their lie exposed in this
> thread. Or, did you forget you fake Tampa Bay
> "contacts" picture that was exposed as an AP photo.
> Face it, liar, you got caught red handed.

Oh, go flush yourself down the toilet, you worthless turd. ALL of the increasingly preposterous photos I posted were fake. That was THE WHOLE POINT -- to MOCK your painfully asinine hopes that in the 21st century, you could use an obvious cellphone dump from some in-bred cousin in Florida to claim that you yourself were there when the timing, tone, and texture of your posts continued to scream that you were nowhere other than stuck as always in the decaying shithole of tiny little Falls Church City.

> Wow, what a stupid comment. Even for you. It
> costs next to nothing to gain baseball knowledge
> and experience. I guess that price is still too
> high for you!

Hahaha! If baseball knowledge is so cheaply and easily come by, how is it that you have so precious little of it? Face it -- you are a baseball nobody. You don't know what was at 105 West Broad Street prior to the Four P's either. Fail, fail, fail.

> You added one I went to nearly 20 years ago.

And what again is the total number of MLB parks you've been to? You won't answer this time either. The shame and humiliation that you know would follow produces sheer paralysis in you. You can't even deal with the numbers of Spring Training parks. What a failure!

> As for a list, it was pointed out once one is posted, you'd
> simply lie again. After all, you're a confirmed liar.

I don't have to lie, dumbass. Unlike you, I've been there and done that.

> And as pointed out, 2000 vintages of either if
> those wines are not on the shelves of Total Wine
> these days. Another day, another lie by you.

These days? Back then, you flubbed the names and the vintages and thought a bottle that could be snagged off the internet for $70 was a big find. Then you made several stupid language errors. You are one dismal little douchebag no matter how you slice it. "Slice" is a golf term, you know. LOL!

> Not made by me. I'm so in your head though, you
> think all posts are made by me.

LOL!!! It's "someone else" again. The dog ate my fucking homework. This is the pathetically infantile level that you operate at. What a worthless dope!

PS. Eat some more shit, asshole...
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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The one who isn't a scumbag ()
Date: April 09, 2016 10:10PM

7Fwhu Wrote:
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> a. You didn't go anywhere. You've been here
> posting from your remodel as you always are.

Left the house for the airport around 8:00 Sunday morning. Returned to the house from the airport around 5:00 Tuesday evening. Find a post by me in the interim. Or admit that you are nothing but a worthless scum-sucking asshole.

> b. No, you didn't have a car service on call
> hanging around waiting for your dumb ass.

Of course I did. You let them know what you need, they let you know what the price will be. In my bracket, we don't tend to have a lot of problems with price.

> Nor is there any need to call it an 'executive'
> car service in an attempt to make it sound like
> it's more than it is.

Google it, asshole. It's plainly more than you think.

> c. Nobody cares.

LOL! How many times have you made that claim now?

> You're a middling old man stuck in a house that
> you sunk too much money into who's now down to
> trying to impress strangers on a nothing local
> 'blog' in a desperate attempt to convince yourself
> that you're more than you are.

I'm retired and sitting on a huge pile of equity in a stunning home and grounds in the "sweet-spot" of Northern Virginia. I go where I want to go and do want I want to do. It doesn't get much better than this. Eat your heart out, loser!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The one who isn't a scumbag ()
Date: April 09, 2016 10:13PM

just a few Wrote:
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> The Town Car hasn't been in production for the
> past 5 years. A decent car service isn't running
> a fleet of 5+ year old cars if their customers are
> at all discerning. Even when you think you're
> acting like a big shot, you come off as a little
> shit!

LOL! I chose the Town Car from the stable myself. It's been a favorite ride for years.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: howard webb ()
Date: April 10, 2016 08:14AM

The one who isn't a scumbag Wrote:
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> 7Fwhu Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > a. You didn't go anywhere. You've been here
> > posting from your remodel as you always are.
>
> Left the house for the airport around 8:00 Sunday
> morning. Returned to the house from the airport
> around 5:00 Tuesday evening. Find a post by me in
> the interim. Or admit that you are nothing but a
> worthless scum-sucking asshole.
>
> > b. No, you didn't have a car service on call
> > hanging around waiting for your dumb ass.
>
> Of course I did. You let them know what you need,
> they let you know what the price will be. In my
> bracket, we don't tend to have a lot of problems
> with price.
>
> > Nor is there any need to call it an 'executive'
> > car service in an attempt to make it sound like
> > it's more than it is.
>
> Google it, asshole. It's plainly more than you
> think.
>
> > c. Nobody cares.
>
> LOL! How many times have you made that claim now?
>
>
> > You're a middling old man stuck in a house that
> > you sunk too much money into who's now down to
> > trying to impress strangers on a nothing local
> > 'blog' in a desperate attempt to convince
> yourself
> > that you're more than you are.
>
> I'm retired and sitting on a huge pile of equity
> in a stunning home and grounds in the "sweet-spot"
> of Northern Virginia. I go where I want to go and
> do want I want to do. It doesn't get much better
> than this. Eat your heart out, loser!

It is better to be lucky than good, apparently. You certainly weren't good in that recently revived thread where your sock puppets Latest appraisal, Let's see..., LOL..., Fairfax Flier, etc., were repeatedly and mercilessly flayed. http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/1784418/page-1.html

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The one who isn't a scumbag ()
Date: April 10, 2016 10:36AM

LOL, indeed. How's your supply of Fazende Santa Ines holding out? You're nothing more than a pathetic whipping boy, you know.
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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The one who isn't a scumbag ()
Date: April 10, 2016 10:51AM

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> Had our driver take us to dinner at this place on
> Sunday. See if you can figure out where it is...

Seems like all those mad reverse-Goggle skills have run into some problems with this one.
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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The one who isn't a scumbag ()
Date: April 10, 2016 10:57AM

The one who isn't a scumbag Wrote:
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> Left the house for the airport around 8:00 Sunday
> morning. Returned to the house from the airport
> around 5:00 Tuesday evening. Find a post by me in
> the interim. Or admit that you are nothing but a
> worthless scum-sucking asshole.

There seem to have been some difficulties in finding such posts as well. The "worthless scum-sucking asshole" option appears to be building a big lead.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: hhkXw ()
Date: April 10, 2016 02:40PM

The one who isn't a scumbag Wrote:
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> The one who isn't a scumbag Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Had our driver take us to dinner at this place
> on
> > Sunday. See if you can figure out where it
> is...
>
> Seems like all those mad reverse-Goggle skills
> have run into some problems with this one.
> .


Your larger problem is that nobody really gives a shit.

lol

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: WLGTd ()
Date: April 10, 2016 02:43PM

The one who isn't a scumbag Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The Town Car hasn't been in production for the
> > past 5 years. A decent car service isn't
> running
> > a fleet of 5+ year old cars if their customers
> are
> > at all discerning. Even when you think you're
> > acting like a big shot, you come off as a
> little
> > shit!
>
> LOL! I chose the Town Car from the stable myself.
> It's been a favorite ride for years.


^ He likes riding in well-worn cars with +100K on the dial.

Makes him feel more like he's in his own car. lol

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: EXEcT ()
Date: April 10, 2016 03:00PM

The one who isn't a scumbag Wrote:
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> 7Fwhu Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > a. You didn't go anywhere. You've been here
> > posting from your remodel as you always are.
>
> Left the house for the airport around 8:00 Sunday
> morning. Returned to the house from the airport
> around 5:00 Tuesday evening. Find a post by me in
> the interim. Or admit that you are nothing but a
> worthless scum-sucking asshole.


So in other words, you got all butthurt after having your ass handed to you (yet again) over the other guy going to FL and us busting your ass for being stuck in HELOC Heaven so you had to pretend to go somewhere too! lmao!

I'm not sure which would be more pitiful - that you'd pretend or that your NPD would compel you to actually have to do it just to convince yourself that you aren't the failure that you are.


>
> > b. No, you didn't have a car service on call
> > hanging around waiting for your dumb ass.
>
> Of course I did. You let them know what you need,
> they let you know what the price will be. In my
> bracket, we don't tend to have a lot of problems
> with price.


Of course you didn't but if you were to, then that would just make you even more fucking stupid. lol


>
> > Nor is there any need to call it an 'executive'
> > car service in an attempt to make it sound like
> > it's more than it is.
>
> Google it, asshole. It's plainly more than you
> think.

They are fucking car services aka glorified cabs. No need to try to make it sound like more than it is by calling it an "executive" car service.

>
> > c. Nobody cares.
>
> LOL! How many times have you made that claim now?


Twice. But I will again. Nobody cares who you are, what you have, where you go, or anything else about you.

The only reason that you end up in these stupid pissing contests to begin with is that you can't defend your own bullshit. Here's a tip loser. Get a better argument and learn to make a point and you wouldn't have to post paragraphs and paragraphs full of nothing but your stupid ad hom bullshit trying to recover from your failures. Which then always leads to you embarrassing yourself trying to impress us by posting pics of some trivial shit that nobody gives a fuck about and the dumb sock puppet posts which just make you look like a bigger Asshole...


>
> > You're a middling old man stuck in a house that
> > you sunk too much money into who's now down to
> > trying to impress strangers on a nothing local
> > 'blog' in a desperate attempt to convince
> yourself
> > that you're more than you are.
>
> I'm retired and sitting on a huge pile of equity
> in a stunning home and grounds in the "sweet-spot"
> of Northern Virginia. I go where I want to go and
> do want I want to do. It doesn't get much better
> than this. Eat your heart out, loser!


Yeah, you and everyone else around here.

Like I said, you're a middling old man with all of your money tied up in your house.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The one who isn't a scumbag ()
Date: April 11, 2016 11:49AM

hhkXw Wrote:
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> Your larger problem is that nobody really gives a shit.

Gee, scumbag, where might I have seen that lame-ass bit of pre-school slop dozens of times before? Oh yeah, it's been on one occasion after another when the boot has been squarely crammed up your sorry, flabby ass, just as it has been here. You Falls Church Fail Army douchebags are such easy pickings for the rest of us.

As noted, your mad reverse-Google skills have apparently and of a sudden abandoned you. Maybe I should put good old Barbara B. on the case here. We all know that her map-reading skills are vastly superior to your own state of utter incompetence. Perhaps she has some better Google talents as well.

But I'll give you one more shot...
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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The one who isn't a scumbag ()
Date: April 11, 2016 11:55AM

The one who isn't a scumbag Wrote:
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> There seem to have been some difficulties in finding such
> posts as well. The "worthless scum-sucking asshole" option
> appears to be building a big lead.

Yeah, the total still stands at exactly zero. The "worthless scum-sucking asshole" theory does indeed seem to be confirmed.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: April 11, 2016 12:25PM

The one who isn't a scumbag Wrote:
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> Oh, go flush yourself down the toilet, you
> worthless turd. ALL of the increasingly
> preposterous photos I posted were fake.

Of course they are. You're a confirmed liar.

> That was THE WHOLE POINT -- to MOCK your painfully asinine
> hopes that in the 21st century, you could use an
> obvious cellphone dump from some in-bred cousin in
> Florida to claim that you yourself were there when
> the timing, tone, and texture of your posts
> continued to scream that you were nowhere other
> than stuck as always in the decaying shithole of
> tiny little Falls Church City.

Wrong, shit for brains. Your photos were easily traced back. Instead of being from "contacts" as you claimed, they were ripped off from the AP. You thought you'd be able to pull off the lie, but you're just too stupid to know you couldn't. My photos, on the other hand, we're not able to be traced and that has pissed you off to no end.


> Hahaha! If baseball knowledge is so cheaply and
> easily come by, how is it that you have so
> precious little of it? Face it -- you are a
> baseball nobody.

Spoken like a chump who had to sit in the stands while his friends a played the game...


> And what again is the total number of MLB parks
> you've been to? You won't answer this time
> either. The shame and humiliation that you know
> would follow produces sheer paralysis in you. You
> can't even deal with the numbers of Spring
> Training parks. What a failure!

As previously mentioned, the number and list is pointless to add here as it is obvious you'd simply go back and Google every MLB park in existence over the past 50 years. You'd probably Google some NPB parks for good measure. After all, you're a confirmed liar.


> I don't have to lie, dumbass. Unlike you, I've
> been there and done that.

Your lies have been confirmed.


> These days?

Yes. Learn a thing or two about vintages.

> Back then, you flubbed the names and
> the vintages and thought a bottle that could be
> snagged off the internet for $70 was a big find.

Bigger than you can afford. Go to Total Wine and ask them for a 2000 Lascombes. Watch them laugh at you.


> PS. Eat some more shit, asshole...
> .


You can buy boxes of old ticket stubs on eBay fit less than $25. Nice investment, loser!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The one who isn't a scumbag ()
Date: April 11, 2016 12:26PM

EXEcT Wrote:
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> Like I said, you're a middling old man with all of your
> money tied up in your house.

Hmmm. Alphabet soup at 2:40, 2:43, and 3:00, but "nobody cares". Probably those were all "someone else" anyway. What a joke of a hapless failtard you are.

Meanwhile, even with the travel, the dining, and all the rest of this high-level lifestyle, I don't go through as much as my retirement INCOME these days. There are left-overs at the end of every year. The house and other assets and investment holdings just continue to sit there, growing and growing and growing in value. I'll be forced by law to use some bits of the tax-deferred stash here, but I simply don't need any of it in order to be able to do what I do. This of course is a situation that you will never find yourself in. Want to see some more ticket stubs, by the way? Hahahaha!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: April 11, 2016 12:36PM

The one who isn't a scumbag Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The Town Car hasn't been in production for the
> > past 5 years. A decent car service isn't
> running
> > a fleet of 5+ year old cars if their customers
> are
> > at all discerning. Even when you think you're
> > acting like a big shot, you come off as a
> little
> > shit!
>
> LOL! I chose the Town Car from the stable myself.
> It's been a favorite ride for years.


As noted, you're clearly not a discerning customer. The sedan services that continue to maintain the older Town Cars in their fleet offer them at the lowest prices. Most of the time, you can get them for less than $50/hour. Of course, you didn't choose it out of the fleet. You simply took the cheapest option and they met you at the airport with the Town Car - a car that is no less than 5 years old.

All of this is simply pretending your lie is true...

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: April 11, 2016 12:50PM

The one who isn't a scumbag Wrote:
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> The one who isn't a scumbag Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Had our driver take us to dinner at this place
> on
> > Sunday. See if you can figure out where it
> is...
>
> Seems like all those mad reverse-Goggle skills
> have run into some problems with this one.
> .

Sigh. I was hoping to let you slip by on this one as I actually felt embarrassed for you that you were holding up Canoe as some sort of indicator of your status. Don't get me wrong, it's a fine place, but hardly an indicator of status. Much like the Town Car, it's just not as impressive as you are holding it up to be. The fact that you think these things are indicative of status tells the rest of us just how far you need to go to achieve the status you're pretending to have.

Canoe? Really? If memory serves me correctly, the entrees run in the $25-$35 range. For roughly the same price, you could have avoided the long ass shlep to the outer suburbs and eaten at Atlas. You'd have been better off.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: April 11, 2016 01:24PM

The one who isn't a scumbag Wrote:
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> By the way, Uber is fine for quickie or incidental
> in-town transit, but if one were in town for say
> 48 hours and needed to travel reliably from the
> airport to the hotel, from the hotel to the
> restaurant, from the restaurant back to the hotel,
> from the hotal to the ballpark, from the ballpark
> back to the hotel, and from the hotel back to the
> airport, you would be much better advised
> (assuming you could afford it) simply to retain a
> service so as to have on-the-dot access to a
> dedicated chauffeur/driver and of course the
> comforts of a Lincoln Town Car rather than the
> cramped back seat of a Prius to ride around in.
> This is one of the simple pleasures in life that
> you'll never be able to experience.

Looks like someone's never heard of Uber Black. Not really surprising though considering you think the Town Car is the pinnacle of luxury. You're just too far behind the times to be relevant.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: 9CYcH ()
Date: April 11, 2016 01:37PM

just a few Wrote:
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>
> Sigh. I was hoping to let you slip by on this one
> as I actually felt embarrassed for you that you
> were holding up Canoe as some sort of indicator of
> your status. Don't get me wrong, it's a fine
> place, but hardly an indicator of status. Much
> like the Town Car, it's just not as impressive as
> you are holding it up to be. The fact that you
> think these things are indicative of status tells
> the rest of us just how far you need to go to
> achieve the status you're pretending to have.
>
> Canoe? Really? If memory serves me correctly, the
> entrees run in the $25-$35 range. For roughly the
> same price, you could have avoided the long ass
> shlep to the outer suburbs and eaten at Atlas.
> You'd have been better off.


C'mon... You should know better than that by now.

Gramps posts pics of $15 bags of decaf trying to impress us. lol

The most entertaining part, that's lost on him, is that in trying so hard he always just ends up making it obvious that he's not what he likes to pretend that he is.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The one who isn't a scumbag ()
Date: April 11, 2016 02:23PM

j7/ust a few Wrote:
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> Wrong, shit for brains. Your photos were easily
> traced back. Instead of being from "contacts" as
> you claimed, they were ripped off from the AP.

What a horse's ass! Yet again, none of the increasingly preposterous photos were mine and their only purpose was to illustrate the means behind the pathetic fraud you were attempting to perpetrate in claiming to have been in Florida when you were not. It was all a colossal hoax based on an obvious phone-dump from your in-bred cousin. You are -- as you always have been -- just a pathetic total lying sham.

> My photos, on the other hand, we're not able to be
> traced and that has pissed you off to no end.

Were you able to trace the NY Times, SF Chronicle. or Seattle Times photos, douchebag? Do you believe as the result that I was actually in the Big Apple or cavorting about among the sea lions at Pier 39 or brunching at iconic diners on Bainbridge Island? I would hope that you are not THAT stupid, but there are certainly no signs or indications here of any such thing actually being the case.

> Spoken like a chump who had to sit in the stands
> while his friends a played the game...

I was a better hockey player than baseball player as a youth. Played Div-1 until I tore up my shoulder. Baseball has pretty much been top dog with me since.

> As previously mentioned, the number and list is
> pointless to add here as it is obvious you'd
> simply go back and Google every MLB park in
> existence over the past 50 years. You'd probably
> Google some NPB parks for good measure. After
> all, you're a confirmed liar.

In other words, your numbers really are that tiny. I of course don't have to lie. I've actually been to every park I've mentioned. And many, many, many more. Continue eating your heart out, little boy.

> Go to Total Wine and ask them for a 2000 Lascombes. Watch
> them laugh at you.

Face it, douche. It was available off the internet for seventy bucks. It's certainly a decent bottle, but not a Palmer and no prize wine at all. Once again, you only betray here the breadth of your utter flabby-ass ignorance.

> You can buy boxes of old ticket stubs on eBay fit less
> than $25. Nice investment, loser!

Or you can have been a lifelong baseball fan who has actually been to all those ballparks. You of course are not emotionally fit enough even to consider that possibility.

Off to see Scherzer again now, but you can feel free to choke on this until I get back...
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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The one who isn't a scumbag ()
Date: April 11, 2016 03:21PM

Guys I'm sorry I do this. I am just a middle aged lonely guy stuck in a fantasy world. It makes me feel better to make these outrageous claims so I will continue to do so. Just take everything I saw with a grain of salt because it's probably not true.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Ironicalismistic ()
Date: April 11, 2016 04:10PM

'The one who isn't a scumbag' actually is.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: The one who isn't a scumbag ()
Date: April 11, 2016 05:27PM

The one who isn't a scumbag Wrote:
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> Guys I'm sorry I do this. I am just a middle aged
> lonely guy stuck in a fantasy world. It makes me
> feel better to make these outrageous claims so I
> will continue to do so. Just take everything I
> saw with a grain of salt because it's probably not
> true.


Im sorry, in all reality I haven't even traveled further south than Fredricksburg.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Balls Church ()
Date: April 11, 2016 11:34PM

I'm pretty sure Manassas is more desireable. Falls Church is a shit hole..just look at rt 50 starting inside the Beltway all the way in to Arlington. It's a 3rd world country

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: NOT THE SAME PLACE ()
Date: April 12, 2016 12:11AM

Balls Church Wrote:
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> I'm pretty sure Manassas is more desireable.
> Falls Church is a shit hole..just look at rt 50
> starting inside the Beltway all the way in to
> Arlington. It's a 3rd world country


Is that the city of Falls Church or Fairfax?


RETARD

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: April 13, 2016 08:57AM

just a few Wrote:
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> Sigh. I was hoping to let you slip by on this one
> as I actually felt embarrassed for you that you
> were holding up Canoe as some sort of indicator of
> your status. Don't get me wrong, it's a fine
> place, but hardly an indicator of status. Much
> like the Town Car, it's just not as impressive as
> you are holding it up to be. The fact that you
> think these things are indicative of status tells
> the rest of us just how far you need to go to
> achieve the status you're pretending to have.
> Canoe? Really? If memory serves me correctly, the
> entrees run in the $25-$35 range. For roughly the
> same price, you could have avoided the long ass
> shlep to the outer suburbs and eaten at Atlas.
> You'd have been better off.

LOL! The merest mention of Barbara B. certainly put the fear of God into you! Such a pathetic lying sack of shit you are! And speaking of lying, just as you were never in Florida when you claimed to be and never rode a water taxi in from LaGuardia, you have never eaten at any of Esca, Atlas, or Canoe. All you can do is meekly google these places, then play the utter fool. Without google of course, you would have no life at all outside the dusty, dreary confines of your local decaying shithole.

As for Canoe, it enjoys in the Atlanta area much the same sort of reputation that Chez Francois enjoys in the Washington area -- upscale cuisine with attentive yet comfortable service in a beautiful setting with garden and patio options available, weather permitting. Here is an entry from an Atlanta foodie blog that will cause your vapid imaginations of the place to look as hopelessly strained and foolishly fabricated as they actually are...

http://mystoryinrecipes.blogspot.com/2012/05/dream-come-true-at-canoe.html

And of course, part of the reasoning in choosing Canoe for our evening meal -- I had the rabbit by the way, this after the kangaroo app (the chef is Australian) -- was the fact that it is a hop, skip, and jump from the site of the new ballpark. A slow and winding tour around the place by our driver -- the one from the Executive Car Service -- revealed that construction is well underway, but also that a lot of what is presently McLean-ish or Great Falls-like countryside will soon be chewed up by bulldozers. Virtually nothing like that was lost when Tysons was built for example, but there will be a steep price to be paid by those who have been living in the area of SunTrust Park.

Oh and by the way, in other examples of the ridiculous overreach that so consistently betrays your lack of any actual experience or understanding, Falls Church is certainly a dump, but Turner Field is not. It is in fact quite a nice park -- as good as or better than many. We entered via the press gate which many may not do, but we then made a full 360-degree tour of the place, heading up the first-base concourse, through the center field plaza, and then back down the third-base concourse to our seats behind the visitors dugout. The seats were narrower and much less comfortable than what we are used to in the Club Level at Nats Park, but otherwise, we found plus amenities and conditions all around, and the park as a whole is visually quite appealing. Not surprisingly, traffic after the game was a mess, and our driver resorted to a variety of zigs and zags that took us through some not so nice looking neighborhoods, but the area around the park itself was actually rather nice.

And of course vintage MLB ticket stubs in excellent to mint condition such as the ones I've been using to humiliate your phony ass actually go for $2 to $10 apiece on the internet, depending on the game involved. That 1963 Tribe stub for instance would carry a premium because of the appearance in that game of HOF and 300-game winner Early Wynn, and in some markets also due to the appearance of Ed "The Glider" Charles, who would go on to end his career with a World Series ring as part of the 1969 NY Mets.

Just more stuff that you know nothing at all about, stupid lying douchebag that you are.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: April 13, 2016 09:40AM

just a few Wrote:
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> Looks like someone's never heard of Uber Black.
> Not really surprising though considering you think
> the Town Car is the pinnacle of luxury. You're
> just too far behind the times to be relevant.

Dude, I have Uber Black. It's very useful in getting around that nearby area that we all but one know as "downtown" where parking is often such a problem. But it's not what an experienced traveler would want to turn to in carrying out a tight and complex agenda such as the one we had surrounding Opening Day. What you want and need in such cases is a high-end buy-in for transportation coverage of the program as a whole. You never have and never will need such a thing, but that's exactly what executive car services excel at.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: April 13, 2016 09:56AM

9CYcH Wrote:
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> Gramps posts pics of $15 bags of decaf trying to impress us. lol

Can you get it freshly roasted from an establishment in Falls Church? Can you get ANY such coffee from an establishment in Falls Church? LOL! Trying to rag on Vienna when you live in Falls Church is an errand for a fool. A really big fat lying assfuck sort of fool.

By the way, found any posts from me between 8:00 AM on April 3 and 5:00 PM on April 5? Discovered yet what was at 105 West Broad Street prior to the Four P's? I'm guessing that's not happened in either case. Such a simply pitiful little sorry-ass you are.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: derrrppp 2 different places ()
Date: April 13, 2016 10:03AM

Balls Church Wrote:
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> I'm pretty sure Manassas is more desireable.
> Falls Church is a shit hole..just look at rt 50
> starting inside the Beltway all the way in to
> Arlington. It's a 3rd world country


That's like comparing the Hybla Valley Alexandria to the

City

of Alexandria.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: April 13, 2016 10:05AM

The one who isn't a scumbag Wrote:
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> Guys I'm sorry I do this. I am just a middle aged
> lonely guy stuck in a fantasy world. It makes me
> feel better to make these outrageous claims so I
> will continue to do so. Just take everything I
> saw with a grain of salt because it's probably not
> true.

LOL! How many times is that now that you've sunk to spoofing whatever handle I was using to humiliate you? Must be up to six or seven by now, considering that it all started with "Dead zone." But hey, that's entirely expected behavior from worthless scum-sucking assholes. Next, you'll be harping on typo's. Oh wait, that's already been a part of your profile for quite a long time. At least three years from what you've told us about.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: 4VMNW ()
Date: April 13, 2016 11:15AM

There is not a big difference between THE CITY of Falls Church and Vienna, you guys acting all tough and rich are pathetic.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Save the date ()
Date: April 13, 2016 11:57AM

4th annual "Taste of Vienna" is upcoming on April 30.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: thread winning post ()
Date: April 13, 2016 12:02PM

4VMNW Wrote:
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> There is not a big difference between THE CITY of
> Falls Church and Vienna, you guys acting all tough
> and rich are pathetic.


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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Amazon... ()
Date: April 13, 2016 12:24PM

4VMNW Wrote:
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> There is not a big difference between THE CITY of
> Falls Church and Vienna, you guys acting all tough
> and rich are pathetic.

Falls Church orders a beat-down. Amazon delivers.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: dumshitsezwut? ()
Date: April 13, 2016 01:29PM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> The one who isn't a scumbag Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Guys I'm sorry I do this. I am just a middle
> aged
> > lonely guy stuck in a fantasy world. It makes
> me
> > feel better to make these outrageous claims so
> I
> > will continue to do so. Just take everything I
> > saw with a grain of salt because it's probably
> not
> > true.
>
> LOL! How many times is that now that you've sunk
> to spoofing whatever handle I was using to
> humiliate you? Must be up to six or seven by
> now, considering that it all started with "Dead
> zone." But hey, that's entirely expected behavior
> from worthless scum-sucking assholes. Next,
> you'll be harping on typo's. Oh wait, that's
> already been a part of your profile for quite a
> long time. At least three years from what you've
> told us about.


How many times have you failed to recognize different posters dumbshit?

lol

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: April 13, 2016 01:31PM

The one who isn't a scumbag Wrote:
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> What a horse's ass! Yet again, none of the
> increasingly preposterous photos were mine

Yet, you originally claimed they were or were from "contacts." Only after caught in your lie, did you come up with this latest illogical and untruthful bullshit.

> It was all a colossal hoax
> based on an obvious phone-dump from your in-bred
> cousin.

Here's the deal, buffoon, unlike you, I'd actually be too embarrassed to dial someone up and ask them to send me a picture of someplace they were that day. You, on the other hand, have nothing better to do than sit around all day and concoct outlandish fantasies about how other people might come across their pictures. Then, you set out to obtain photos by those very means. It's really pathetic how infantile you are. Seriously, you got some fucking problems, man.



> I was a better hockey player than baseball player
> as a youth. Played Div-1 until I tore up my
> shoulder. Baseball has pretty much been top dog
> with me since.

So, yeah. Spoken like a chump how had to sit in the stands while his friends played the game...


> In other words, your numbers really are that tiny.

No, in plain English, you're a known and confirmed liar so the exercise is pointless.

> I of course don't have to lie.

Nobody has to lie. You, however, do it every chance you get. Some might call it pathological.



> Face it, douche. It was available off the
> internet for seventy bucks.

But NOT available at Total Wine you claimed. In fact, wasn't it you're concocted theory I had someone at Total Wine take the picture for me?


> Or you can have been a lifelong baseball fan who
> has actually been to all those ballparks.

Or, as noted, you can buy them from said fan or his estate. We all know which one you are.

PS - I have no need to impersonate you. You do just fine making yourself look like a bumbling idiot on your own. Of course, you're going to deny it as you think it's all just one person mocking you,

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: nKNWL ()
Date: April 13, 2016 01:34PM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> 9CYcH Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Gramps posts pics of $15 bags of decaf trying to
> impress us. lol
>
> Can you get it freshly roasted from an
> establishment in Falls Church? Can you get ANY
> such coffee from an establishment in Falls Church?
> LOL! Trying to rag on Vienna when you live in
> Falls Church is an errand for a fool. A really
> big fat lying assfuck sort of fool.
>
> By the way, found any posts from me between 8:00
> AM on April 3 and 5:00 PM on April 5? Discovered
> yet what was at 105 West Broad Street prior to the
> Four P's? I'm guessing that's not happened in
> either case. Such a simply pitiful little
> sorry-ass you are.


What does Falls Church or any of the rest of your bullshit have to do with your NPD-driven need to try to impress strangers on a half-assed local 'blog?'

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: April 13, 2016 01:40PM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> LOL! The merest mention of Barbara B. certainly
> put the fear of God into you!

You're Barbara B. and you inspire no fear whatsoever. You're simply the local idiot that gets mocked over and over again.

> Such a pathetic
> lying sack of shit you are! And speaking of
> lying, just as you were never in Florida when you
> claimed to be

Sure I was. That's why your so pissed off in this thread.

> and never rode a water taxi in from
> LaGuardia, you have never eaten at any of Esca,

Never claimed either.

> Atlas, or Canoe.

Sure have.

> All you can do is meekly google
> these places, then play the utter fool.

Yes. I was able to Google a restaurant in suburban At
Atlanta based on the grainy and out of focus picture you posted. When you come up with this shit, do you think anyone will believe it? I can't believe it pains you so much that I travel and do things you'd love to do that you come up with these hair-brained completely nonsensical lines of tired bullshit.


> As for Canoe, blah blah blah word salad

As noted, it's a fine place. It's just not indicative of the status your pretending to have. It's like the Town Car - nice, but not a symbol of status anymore.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: April 13, 2016 01:43PM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Looks like someone's never heard of Uber Black.
>
> > Not really surprising though considering you
> think
> > the Town Car is the pinnacle of luxury. You're
> > just too far behind the times to be relevant.
>
> Dude, I have Uber Black. It's very useful in
> getting around that nearby area that we all but
> one know as "downtown" where parking is often such
> a problem. But it's not what an experienced
> traveler would want to turn to in carrying out a
> tight and complex agenda such as the one we had
> surrounding Opening Day. What you want and need
> in such cases is a high-end buy-in for
> transportation coverage of the program as a whole.
> You never have and never will need such a thing,
> but that's exactly what executive car services
> excel at.


Sure you do. Everyone "has" Uber Black. The app is free, dummy.

I suppose you're going to tell us you use it to order up your beloved Town Car when your in town!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: April 13, 2016 01:47PM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> 9CYcH Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Gramps posts pics of $15 bags of decaf trying to
> impress us. lol
>
> Can you get it freshly roasted from an
> establishment in Falls Church? Can you get ANY
> such coffee from an establishment in Falls Church?

Sure can, you can pick up a bag of Rare Bird Coffee at the Local Market right now. In a few weeks or so, you'll be able to walk into the Rare Bird store opening up on Broad.

Yeah, consider this another post you stepped right into a streaming pile of shit. It happens so often to you, I'm beginning to wonder if you'll ever be able to wash the stink off of you.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: April 13, 2016 01:48PM

dumshitsezwut? Wrote:
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> Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The one who isn't a scumbag Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Guys I'm sorry I do this. I am just a middle
> > aged
> > > lonely guy stuck in a fantasy world. It
> makes
> > me
> > > feel better to make these outrageous claims
> so
> > I
> > > will continue to do so. Just take everything
> I
> > > saw with a grain of salt because it's
> probably
> > not
> > > true.
> >
> > LOL! How many times is that now that you've
> sunk
> > to spoofing whatever handle I was using to
> > humiliate you? Must be up to six or seven by
> > now, considering that it all started with "Dead
> > zone." But hey, that's entirely expected
> behavior
> > from worthless scum-sucking assholes. Next,
> > you'll be harping on typo's. Oh wait, that's
> > already been a part of your profile for quite a
> > long time. At least three years from what
> you've
> > told us about.
>
>
> How many times have you failed to recognize
> different posters dumbshit?
>
> lol


Too many to count. He needs Kilton or IP Guy to give him a hand!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: April 13, 2016 02:22PM

dumshitsezwut? Wrote:
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> How many times have you failed to recognize different posters dumbshit?

None, asshole. The number of your pathetic toy soldier Fail Army "someone else" posters that actually exists is ZERO. It's all just worthless asshat you lying and otherwise fucking everything up. Stupid douche. You are a horse's ass disgrace even to the dregs of a decaying shithole like Falls Church City.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: We just laugh at you ()
Date: April 13, 2016 02:46PM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> dumshitsezwut? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How many times have you failed to recognize
> different posters dumbshit?
>
> None, asshole. The number of your pathetic toy
> soldier Fail Army "someone else" posters that
> actually exists is ZERO. It's all just worthless
> asshat you lying and otherwise fucking everything
> up. Stupid douche. You are a horse's ass
> disgrace even to the dregs of a decaying shithole
> like Falls Church City.


What makes it even more entertaining is that we know that you actually do believe that. lol

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: April 13, 2016 03:02PM

just a few Wrote:
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> Yet, you originally claimed they were or were from
> "contacts." Only after caught in your lie, did
> you come up with this latest illogical and
> untruthful bullshit.

Stupid douche. I plainly stated that the NY Times photo was from my god-daughter, the doctor. Things became more and more preposterous from there. You never were bright enough to catch on to any of it.

> Here's the deal, buffoon, unlike you, I'd actually
> be too embarrassed to dial someone up and ask them
> to send me a picture of someplace they were that day.

LOL! You are too embarrassed to admit that like mine, your photos created no link at all between you and the scenes and events depicted. You tried to pull off a transaprent hoax here and got smelled out and called on it. You were not in Florida. You were right here the whole time. The timing, tone, and texture of your posts totally betrayed you. Stupid child.

> You, on the other hand, have nothing better
> to do than sit around all day and concoct
> outlandish fantasies about how other people might
> come across their pictures.

Well, there was all that flying down to Atlanta for a lovely dinner and Opening Day festivities at Turner Field.

> So, yeah. Spoken like a chump how had to sit in
> the stands while his friends played the game...

Played hockey with and against a bunch of guys who went on to the NHL, including some who are in the hockey Hall of Fame. Do you know who Tony Esposito is?

> No, in plain English, you're a known and confirmed
> liar so the exercise is pointless.

LOL! the ticket stubs say otherwise, don't they. You're a baseball zero, and baseball again gains no distinction there at all. You are a worthless dumbfuck across the board.

> Nobody has to lie. You, however, do it every
> chance you get. Some might call it pathological.

LOL! You referred to a 2010 Chateau Margaux, and then produced faked photos of two alt-chateau wines of a 2000 vintage. You did not own either od those bottles either, although you could have for a crummy $70 off the internet. Why you so like to revive these old threads that only document the beatings that your hapless ignorance and failure have brought down upon you is the only mystery here. Peel vs unpeel. Ravel vs unravel. Shelled vs unshelled. Just more examples of things that sail right over your tiny little head.

> But NOT available at Total Wine you claimed. In
> fact, wasn't it you're concocted theory I had
> someone at Total Wine take the picture for me?

Or the like. As with your in-bred cousin, Total Wine was a place-holder. Too complicated a thing for you to have understood either time.

> Or, as noted, you can buy them from said fan or
> his estate. We all know which one you are.

Eat your heart out, misery-boy. I might post some more or I might not. The point has been plainly made, but the case is still that every single one of them is a stub from a ticket that was used by me and that was tossed into a box in a dresser drawer when I got home. Fifty-plus years of that, and things can start to add up.

> PS - I have no need to impersonate you. You do
> just fine making yourself look like a bumbling
> idiot on your own. Of course, you're going to
> deny it as you think it's all just one person
> mocking you,

Dude, you are not bright enough to cover your tracks. You are a transparent fraud and failure.

So, I'm off to the park again now to see if Strasburg can continue the abuse of the now Hector Olivera-less Braves. What will you be up to, dipshit? Night out at Honey Pig perhaps?

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: DSM ()
Date: April 13, 2016 03:48PM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yet, you originally claimed they were or were
> from
> > "contacts." Only after caught in your lie, did
> > you come up with this latest illogical and
> > untruthful bullshit.
>
> Stupid douche. I plainly stated that the NY Times
> photo was from my god-daughter, the doctor.
> Things became more and more preposterous from
> there. You never were bright enough to catch on
> to any of it.
>
> > Here's the deal, buffoon, unlike you, I'd
> actually
> > be too embarrassed to dial someone up and ask
> them
> > to send me a picture of someplace they were that
> day.
>
> LOL! You are too embarrassed to admit that like
> mine, your photos created no link at all between
> you and the scenes and events depicted. You tried
> to pull off a transaprent hoax here and got
> smelled out and called on it. You were not in
> Florida. You were right here the whole time. The
> timing, tone, and texture of your posts totally
> betrayed you. Stupid child.
>
> > You, on the other hand, have nothing better
> > to do than sit around all day and concoct
> > outlandish fantasies about how other people
> might
> > come across their pictures.
>
> Well, there was all that flying down to Atlanta
> for a lovely dinner and Opening Day festivities at
> Turner Field.
>
> > So, yeah. Spoken like a chump how had to sit
> in
> > the stands while his friends played the game...
>
> Played hockey with and against a bunch of guys who
> went on to the NHL, including some who are in the
> hockey Hall of Fame. Do you know who Tony
> Esposito is?
>
> blah blah blah more bullshit...

^

"The narcissist brags. His speech is peppered with "I", "my", "myself", "mine" and other appropriating linguistic structures. He describes himself as intelligent, or rich, or modest, or intuitive, or creative - but always excessively and extraordinarily so. One is almost tempted to say, inhumanly so. His biography sounds implausibly rich and complex. His achievements - incommensurate with his age, education, or renown. His actual state always appears evidently and demonstrably incompatible with his claims. Very often, the narcissist lies or fantasizes in a manner very easy to discern. He always name-drops."

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: April 14, 2016 07:25AM

We just laugh at you Wrote:
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> What makes it even more entertaining is that we
> know that you actually do believe that. lol

This is nothing new from you. It's part of that grand inferiority that has always defined you. Thread after thread in which you march out phalanxes of your Fail Army toy soldier minions as if anyone is going to take them seriously. Such a worthless little troll-toad.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: April 14, 2016 07:31AM

The one who isn't a scumbag Wrote:
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> Left the house for the airport around 8:00 Sunday
> morning. Returned to the house from the airport
> around 5:00 Tuesday evening. Find a post by me in
> the interim. Or admit that you are nothing but a
> worthless scum-sucking asshole.

The "worthless scum-sucking asshole" outcome seems rather conclusive here. Stupid fucking fathead has fallen flat on his face yet again.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: April 14, 2016 07:41AM

DSM Wrote:
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> Very often, the narcissist lies or fantasizes in a
> manner very easy to discern. He always name-drops."

So, you don't know who Tony Esposito is. Not surprising. You don't know much about fucking anything. You're just a worthless scum-sucking asshole, after all.

The ballgame last night was great by the way, even if a tad chilly. How did your night out at Honey Pig go, squid-boy?

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: April 14, 2016 08:10AM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> Stupid douche. I plainly stated that the NY Times
> photo was from my god-daughter, the doctor.

Dunbfuck, I'm not talking about the ones where you asked your retarded acquaintances to send you photos of their local newspapers (still want to know how that conversation went btw). I'm talking about the one you ripped off from the AP and passed it off as a picture taken by "contacts" from Tampa.

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/2126694/2143216.html#msg-2143216

You remember. The post where you ripped off this picture and attributed to "contacts" in Tampa.

http://www.news965.com/ap/ap/florida/sabathia-gives-up-2-runs-in-yankees-6-2-loss-to-ra/pC4HD3/

Did you plainly state you lied your ass off and got caught doing so?

> The
> timing, tone, and texture of your posts totally
> betrayed you.

The timing, tone, and texture if my posts did exactly what they were designed to do. Piss. You. Off. You're such an easy target.

> Well, there was all that flying down to Atlanta
> for a lovely dinner and Opening Day festivities at
> Turner Field.

Even if you made that trip, the flight is no more than a trip to the movies.

> Played hockey with and against a bunch of guys who
> went on to the NHL, including some who are in the
> hockey Hall of Fame.

We are talking about baseball, shit for brains. Pay attention and follow along. You're like some senile old fuck that's lost in a parking lot and has shit his pants. "Where am I?!" "What am I doing here?!"

> Do you know who Tony
> Esposito is?

Seriously? The things you think are obscure knowledge are known by almost even the most casual of sports fans. This is like when you thought you were some golf guru because you knew what a dogleg was.




> LOL! You referred to a 2010 Chateau Margaux,

Nope. Not once.

> and
> then produced faked photos of two alt-chateau
> wines of a 2000 vintage.

Oh. Now the photos were faked. Your envy is in serious control of you.

> Peel vs unpeel.

Still reliving your fuck ups one by one? Glutton for punishment? One more fuck up by you soon to come. Wait for it...

> Or the like. As with your in-bred cousin, Total
> Wine was a place-holder. Too complicated a thing
> for you to have understood either time.

Nice back track, pussy.


> Eat your heart out, misery-boy. I might post some
> more or I might not. The point has been plainly
> made, but the case is still that every single one
> of them is a stub from a ticket that was used by
> me and that was tossed into a box in a dresser
> drawer when I got home. Fifty-plus years of that,
> and things can start to add up.

The only thing adding up is the depth and breadth of your lies.


> Dude, you are not bright enough to cover your
> tracks. You are a transparent fraud and failure.

No track covering needed. Why would I need to impersonate and obvious liar. Pointing out your bullshit is embarrassment enough for you.

> So, I'm off to the park again now to see if
> Strasburg can continue the abuse of the now Hector
> Olivera-less Braves. What will you be up to,
> dipshit? Night out at Honey Pig perhaps?

No, you weren't. Even if you were, Stras didn't pitch last night. What was announced and broadcast to the world BEFORE you posted this nonsense was that Stras was a scratch yesterday. You'd think someone who holds himself up as a treasure trove of baseball knowledge and a super fan of the game would have been aware of that development, but you were obviously oblivious to it.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: April 14, 2016 08:32AM

just a few Wrote:
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> No, you weren't.

Of course I was, and you can just eat it as usual, oh, worthless scum-sucking asshole.

> Even if you were, Stras didn't pitch last night. What was
> announced and broadcast to the world BEFORE you posted this
> nonsense was that Stras was a scratch yesterday.

Right, Roark pitched instead. I sat through every pitch, a surprising number of which given his recent performance were quite good.

> You'd think someone who holds himself up as a
> treasure trove of baseball knowledge and a super
> fan of the game would have been aware of that
> development, but you were obviously oblivious to it.

That's what being first in the shower and then on the road can do. Got that word as we reached the park. Meanwhile, thanks to that cold-out game, we've now been to only four games so far this season. How many have you attended, douche? What do you think of the new food options like "On Rye" this year? Oh, wait -- that's in the club. Never mind.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: April 14, 2016 09:10AM

just a few Wrote:
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> Dunbfuck, I'm not talking about the ones where you
> asked your retarded acquaintances to send you
> photos of their local newspapers (still want to
> know how that conversation went btw). I'm talking
> about the one you ripped off from the AP and
> passed it off as a picture taken by "contacts"
> from Tampa. You remember. The post where you ripped
> off this picture and attributed to "contacts" in Tampa.

You mean the one that says "Oh, and see what contacts were able to send me from Tampa last night. I'm not there though...?" Is THAT the one? What a total fucking ass you are! As has now been explained over and over and over but you are still too fucking dumb to understand, the whole sequence of photos was posted in open mockery of your STUPID ASS SELF and your moronic belief that a cellphone dump from your in-bred cousin would be enough to uphold what was an obvious and poorly executed hoax on your part.

> Did you plainly state you lied your ass off and
> got caught doing so?

I told you that the photo was a fraud. Do you now contend that it was not?

> The timing, tone, and texture if my posts did exactly
> what they were designed to do. Piss. You. Off. You're
> such an easy target.

Your posts only confirmed in ever greater degree that you were not in Florida at all, but rather sitting in the decayng shithole of Falls Church the entire time.

> > Well, there was all that flying down to Atlanta
> > for a lovely dinner and Opening Day festivities
> > at Turner Field.
> >
> Even if you made that trip, the flight is no more than
> a trip to the movies.

Well, there was also our Town Car and driver, dinner, the hotel, the tickets, and incidental food and drink. All stuff that would have put the tab for a quickie 3-day get-away far, far beyond your pathetic Falls Church reach.

> > Played hockey with and against a bunch of guys who
> > went on to the NHL, including some who are in the
> > hockey Hall of Fame.
> >
> We are talking about baseball, shit for brains.
> Pay attention and follow along. You're like some
> senile old fuck that's lost in a parking lot and
> has shit his pants. "Where am I?!" "What am I
> doing here?!"

LOL! Just noting that as a youth, I was a better hockey player than baseball player. You brought it up, dumbass. You leave the door open, don't be surprised by what walks in. Did you ever play a minute of Div-1 anything, by the way?

> Seriously? The things you think are obscure knowledge
> are known by almost even the most casual of sports fans.

I played against Tony Esposito. No goals and no assists as the result. He was tough.

> This is like when you thought you were some golf guru
> because you knew what a dogleg was.

And while claiming to play the game, you fucking DIDN'T know what a dogleg was, you miserable little asswipe. You didn't know what a "knife" was either, but you did take great pains to lie through you teeth about having played any course at all in Lake Tahoe. You've never been there either. What a hopeless dimbulb fucktard.

> Nope. Not once.

LOL! It's right there in black and white, stupid. Must have been that "someone else" guy again, I suppose. What a transparent fucking fraud!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: April 14, 2016 02:14PM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> Right, Roark pitched instead. I sat through every
> pitch, a surprising number of which given his
> recent performance were quite good.

Not all that surprising if you saw how he looked in March. Of course, you didn't have a chance to see him throw in Florida.

> That's what being first in the shower and then on
> the road can do.

Even in your fantasy land, the team notified the world a full half hour BEFORE you said you were claiming you were off to see Strasburg. You posted a bit after 3. The team announced it on Twitter and to the press around 2:30.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: vh7eL ()
Date: April 14, 2016 02:37PM

just a few Wrote:
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> Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Right, Roark pitched instead. I sat through
> every
> > pitch, a surprising number of which given his
> > recent performance were quite good.
>
> Not all that surprising if you saw how he looked
> in March. Of course, you didn't have a chance to
> see him throw in Florida.
>
> > That's what being first in the shower and then
> on
> > the road can do.
>
> Even in your fantasy land, the team notified the
> world a full half hour BEFORE you said you were
> claiming you were off to see Strasburg. You
> posted a bit after 3. The team announced it on
> Twitter and to the press around 2:30.


Give him a break. He's old. He just found out about Uber the other day. Now you're hitting him with Twitter.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: April 14, 2016 02:50PM

Wow! Two responses less than an hour after the post. Looks like someone's a bit worked up today. I guess it's bound to happen after getting thoroughly destroyed.


Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> You mean the one that says "Oh, and see what
> contacts were able to send me from Tampa last
> night. I'm not there though...?"

Yeah. It's even linked for you. Too difficult for you? You seem to be having some trouble with this whole online thing.

angry-old-man-with-computer.jpg

> Is THAT the one?

Are you deaf too?

> As has now
> been explained over and over and over but you are
> still too fucking dumb to understand, the whole
> sequence of photos was posted in open mockery of
> your STUPID ASS SELF and your moronic belief that
> a cellphone dump from your in-bred cousin would be
> enough to uphold what was an obvious and poorly
> executed hoax on your part.

So in order to show that it was a "cellphone dump," you posted a picture from the AP? Yeah that makes perfect sense! Face it and admit it, you thought you'd be able to pull it off. When you got caught red handed you ran like a chicken shit. Only after being called on it four times did you even have half the ball to respond. And your response is this doozy of a lie.

> I told you that the photo was a fraud.

You claimed it was from "contacts." You tried to pass it off as some random fan shot from the stands. Instead, it was a photograph taken by an AP photographer.

> Your posts only confirmed in ever greater degree
> that you were not in Florida at all,

What they confirmed is that your a lying and petty little bitch. It eats you up to no end to know that I was there. It is literally killing you. It is fucking hilarious to watch you concoct story after story, lie after lie.

> Well, there was also our Town Car and driver,
> dinner, the hotel, the tickets, and incidental
> food and drink. All stuff that would have put the
> tab for a quickie 3-day get-away far, far beyond
> your pathetic Falls Church reach.

LOL. You know what you just wrote is so out of touch with reality, yet you think someone might buy it. Tell us, who are you trying to impress?

Again, your claim to be driven around in a Town Car is not an impressive feat. In fact, it's rather sad that you think it is. You're riding around in a car that is no less than five years old. It's worn, has high mileage, and is showing its age.

This is how we all know you don't "have" UberBlack and why the joke sailed right over your head. In most cities, including DC a Town Car wouldn't make the UberBlack cut. It's just not up to snuff as an luxury executive sedan anymore.


> You brought
> it up, dumbass.

I brought up the fact that you played hockey as a kid? Really? Where? You really are some sort of magical retard that lives in a fantasy world where facts don't matter.


> And while claiming to play the game, you fucking
> DIDN'T know what a dogleg was



> LOL! It's right there in black and white, stupid.
> Must have been that "someone else" guy again, I
> suppose.

Again, confusion with this whole online thing. It's more than just you and me posting on most of these threads. You've somehow got it stuck in that pea sized brain that I'm responsible for every post headed your way. That's some fucked up shit right there. You want an example? I haven't posted a single message in the Taco Bamba thread. That's you in a nutshell. I'm so inside your head you see me in threads I don't even post in.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: April 16, 2016 09:29AM

just a few Wrote:
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> Not all that surprising if you saw how he looked
> in March. Of course, you didn't have a chance to
> see him throw in Florida.

Were you not such a total baseball zero, you might have known that "recent performance" referred to the fact that Roark was brutal in his final Spring start, and then sorry enough to be responsible for the "1" in the Nats' current 8-1 record. His sad-sack efforts plus a clunker from Joe Ross were a big part of what had the press doubting the back end of the the rotation as the season started. Guess you missed the boat on all that, just as you missed the water taxi from LGA.

> Even in your fantasy land, the team notified the
> world a full half hour BEFORE you said you were
> claiming you were off to see Strasburg. You
> posted a bit after 3. The team announced it on
> Twitter and to the press around 2:30.

At 2:30, I was still sitting here wiping the FFXU floor with your sorry ass. Strasburg was the scheduled starter at that point which is why I mentioned him. You of course did not attend the game in any case. I've been to four games so far, while you have attended none and are not likely to improve on that total by much over the course of the season. Certainly you will not soon be seen in club level seats. You can get them on StubHub at a lousy $75 to $100 apiece for the Twins game on April 23. But that's undoubtedly too rich for loser-blood.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: April 16, 2016 09:34AM

vh7eL Wrote:
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> Give him a break. He's old. He just found out
> about Uber the other day. Now you're hitting him
> with Twitter.

^^^ Posted by "someone else". In other words, Fanboi the Shamboi.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: April 16, 2016 12:48PM

just a few Wrote:
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> Wow! Two responses less than an hour after the
> post. Looks like someone's a bit worked up today.
> I guess it's bound to happen after getting
> thoroughly destroyed.

LOL! Thursday was a workday for me. As with many retired wealthy people who want to give something back to the community, I'm involved in charity work. Lots of work for no money at all. But of course, none of us needs any more money at this point.

And speaking of charity work, you know that Ryan Zimmerman's "A Night at the Park" event is coming up on Thursday, May 12, don't you? It supports MS research, as his Mom has that. Great chance to pitch in for a good cause while hob-nobbing in the club with Zim and the 25-man roster, enjoying food, drink, games, and an acoustic show from the boys in O.A.R. Tickets are just $500 a pop, but I'm not sure how many are left at this point.

> Yeah. It's even linked for you. Too difficult
> for you? You seem to be having some trouble with
> this whole online thing.

Hmmm. Did you ever telnet onto an Archie server?

> So in order to show that it was a "cellphone
> dump," you posted a picture from the AP?

That's right. You tried to run yet another transparent scam, but fell flat on your failtard face, as the hoax was quickly recognized and ridiculed. As the line of increasingly preposterous photos that you so thoroughly did not begin to comprehend served to point out, your photos were conclusive proof of nothing at all, while your posts were conclusive proof of the fact that you were right here in Northern Virginia the whole time. You were never in Florida as you claimed to be, just as you have never skied at Killington, played golf in Tahoe, or eaten at any of Esca, Atlas, or Canoe. I could go on of course -- the list of your desperate lies is quite a long one after all -- but there is the flavor of your ever-falsifying worthlessness in a relative nutshell.

> You claimed it was from "contacts." You tried to
> pass it off as some random fan shot from the
> stands. Instead, it was a photograph taken by an
> AP photographer.

LOL! I told you the NY Times photo was from my god-daughter, the doctor. I told you that I was not in Tampa. But you still didn't get it. So in rapid succession, I claimed to be seeking out Kenta Maeda's autograph in Arizona, then seeking out sea lions at Pier 39 in San Francisco, and finally seeking out brunch at iconic diners in the Seattle area. I was PLAINLY not in any of those places or doing any of those things, but you somehow STILL didn't get it. That's how fucking thick your pathetic Falls Church skull actually is.

> LOL. You know what you just wrote is so out of
> touch with reality, yet you think someone might
> buy it. Tell us, who are you trying to impress?

I'm just stating the facts here, loser-douche. I don't need to do any more than that. Left for the airport around 8:00 on a chilly Sunday morning. Parked at an airport hotel and took their shuttle over to the terminal. Flew into Hartsfield, found the guy holding the sign with our name on it, and enjoyed our Town Car ride up to the hotel. Had a couple of drinks to unwind, then back into the Town Car for a run out to tour around the SunTrust Park construction site along with a very nice dinner at Canoe, one of the Atlanta area's top-rated restaurants. Town Car again to get back to the hotel, and then also for an après-bacon-and-eggs trip off to Turner Field the next morning for Opening Day. Plenty of time to enjoy our 360-degree exploration of the ballpark and then settle back into our premium seats for pre-game festivities featuring Chipper and Andruw Jones along with others from the 1997 Braves team that opened the reconfigured stadium after the Olympics were over. We'd been all around the place during our 1996 week at the Olympics, so it was like coming full-circle for us as well. And after an extra-inning Nats win, it was obviously the Town Car again to zig and zag through post-game traffic and back to the hotel. One more time the next morning for a post-coffee-and-pancakes return to Hartsfield and our Tuesday flight back into IAD. Shuttle back to the hotel where our car was waiting, and back home around 5:00 PM after a quick stop at "Chase the Submarine" to pick up a light dinner.

By the way, have you found any posts from me in that that time-span yet, or are you ready now to admit that you are nothing but a worthless scum-sucking asshole?

> Again, your claim to be driven around in a Town
> Car is not an impressive feat.

Correct. All it takes is a little money. Otherwise, there's nothing to it -- you just sit back and enjoy the ride.

> This is how we all know you don't "have" UberBlack
> and why the joke sailed right over your head. In
> most cities, including DC a Town Car wouldn't make
> the UberBlack cut. It's just not up to snuff as
> an luxury executive sedan anymore.

Uber is an alt-taxi service. It's suitable for incidental in-town travel. An executive car service is what you want when you have tight timelines and a multi-event regional agenda that needs reliable professional support.

> I brought up the fact that you played hockey as a kid?

You alleged bitterness over a bench-rider role as a youth. Missed the mark by miles and miles and miles. How many minutes of Div-1 anything did you say you played again? Or did you once again not say out of shame and humiliation, you sniveling little pansy-ass? No brains and no brawn either. That's not a good combination.

> Again, confusion with this whole online thing.
> It's more than just you and me posting on most of
> these threads.

Yeah, there's always that "someone else" guy, isn't there? Are you such a simpleton fucktard as to believe that there is anyone at all who does not see right through that crap? You claim one post in a thread as yours and then try to put the blame for the mess that follows onto your pathetic "Invisible Friend". It's childish beyond belief.

> I haven't posted a single message in the Taco Bamba thread.

How did you even know it was there? Why would you have thought to make such a claim to me? Did the Dog Walkers piss you off again or something? Bwahahahaha! Such a total fucking fraud!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: April 16, 2016 01:14PM

The lying imbecile Wrote:
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> Were you not such a total baseball zero, you might
> have known that "recent performance" referred to
> the fact that Roark was brutal in his final Spring
> start, and then sorry enough to be responsible for
> the "1" in the Nats' current 8-1 record.

And only a less than zero imbecile would use such a small sample size to actually be surprised by his good night on the mound. Had you been able to watch him in the spring, you would not have been surprised by how well he pitched. Of course, you weren't able to do that.

> His
> sad-sack efforts plus a clunker from Joe Ross were
> a big part of what had the press doubting the back
> end of the the rotation as the season started.

And yet he had an impressive spring in Florida. But you didn't get to see that!

> Guess you missed the boat on all that, just as you
> missed the water taxi from LGA.

Never claimed to have been on a water taxi from LGA. But I'm clearly living on a luxury liner in your head!

Speaking of luxury, is the type of luxury vehicle big shots get driven around in?

https://www.cars.com/vehicledetail/detail/665573263/overview/

Beahahahaha! Most recent model Town Car and it is can be purchased for under $5k! I'm sure you can find many selling for more, but not much more. Even when you want to pretend to live a life of luxury you fuck up royally at that. No wonder you never made it to the big time!


> At 2:30, I was still sitting here wiping the FFXU
> floor with your sorry ass.

It took you over a half hour to come up with you post? How fucking stupid are you?

Oh, and explain this wiping the floor thing. Is it the part where you ran away like a little chicken shit when confronted about the picture from your "contacts"? Or, was it your complete inability to differentiate between more than one poster? Maybe it was when you got your ass handed to you when you tried to brag about being driven around in a vehicle that costs less than $5k. Perhaps it was when you were attempting to gloat about nobody identifying Canoe then had it shoved right back in your face. He'll, it's almost hard to keep up with all of your failures.

> Strasburg was the
> scheduled starter at that point which is why I
> mentioned him.

By the time your post was made, he was scratched. Here's the evidence.

https://mobile.twitter.com/Nationals/status/720319509953974272

Do you note the time of the tweet? See how it's BEFORE your post. Another failure by you. See what I mean about how hard it is to keep track of them all?

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: April 16, 2016 01:22PM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> How did you even know it was there? Why would you
> have thought to make such a claim to me? Did the
> Dog Walkers piss you off again or something?
> Bwahahahaha! Such a total fucking fraud!

Have you never simply read a thread without posting in it? Or, do you feel compelled to litter each thread you click on with your never ending stream of bullshit lies?

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: April 16, 2016 02:26PM

Never went to Florida.

Hasn't been to any baseball games this year.

Hasn't been to many in any prior year either.

Can't tell when he's been totally mocked to death.

Lives in what everyone sees as a decaying shithole.

Can't find any posts by me between 8:00 April 3 and 5:00 April 5.

No clue at all as to what vintage ticket stubs cost.

Knows nothing about either wine or coffee. Or scallops.

No idea what an "executive car service" actually is.

Impressed by Uber Black.

Doesn't play golf.

Can't speak or recognize proper English.

Thinks Turner Field is a dump.

Has never dined at Esca, Atlas, or Canoe, and never will.

Has dined dozens of times at Honey Pig, Takumi, and Meat in a Box.

Doesn't know where "downtown" is.

Has numerous posts in the "Taco Bamba" thread.

Has thousands of coward handles collectively known as "someone else."

Won't attend ziMS "A night at the Park" event next month because he's a worthless scum-sucking asshole who can't afford the $500, and doesn't have "dress-up" clothes nice enough to be suitable to the occasion.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: April 16, 2016 03:18PM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> Never went to Florida.

Wrong.

> Hasn't been to any baseball games this year.

Wrong.

> Hasn't been to many in any prior year either.

Wrong.

> Can't tell when he's been totally mocked to death.

I can tell when you attempt as much and proceed to fail miserably.

> Lives in what everyone sees as a decaying
> shithole.

Wrong.

> Can't find any posts by me between 8:00 April 3
> and 5:00 April 5.

Haven't even tried. Don't care to. Don't see it as even remotely relevant to anything.

> No clue at all as to what vintage ticket stubs
> cost.

I told you what they cost.

> Knows nothing about either wine or coffee.

Coffee? I could care less about it. Wine. I've destroyed you there over and over. What was your excuse again as to why you don't have it? It was some sort of bullshit.

> Or scallops.

Don't claim to.

> No idea what an "executive car service" actually
> is.

I've schooled you on that as well. Mr. $5,000 Town Car! LOL!

> Impressed by Uber Black.

Neither impressed or unimpressed. But, unlike you, I know what it is.

> Doesn't play golf.

Played this morning actually.

> Can't speak or recognize proper English.

You reap what you sew...

> Thinks Turner Field is a dump.

It is.

> Has never dined at Esca, Atlas, or Canoe, and
> never will.

Been to two out of three of those. Never claimed to have gone to one of them.

> Has dined dozens of times at Honey Pig, Takumi,
> and Meat in a Box.

A couple of times at two of those. I've actually never dined at Meat in a Box.

> Doesn't know where "downtown" is.

Schooled you on that one too. Even provided a map that sent your ass running for cover.

> Has numerous posts in the "Taco Bamba" thread.

Zippy.

> Has thousands of coward handles collectively known
> as "someone else."

Ok, Barbara, Spotter, and a ton more.

> Won't attend ziMS "A night at the Park" event next
> month because he's a worthless scum-sucking
> asshole who can't afford the $500, and doesn't
> have "dress-up" clothes nice enough to be suitable
> to the occasion.

This last one is the best. Your seething butthurt sorry ass envy is completely controlling you. Careful, your blood pressure is about to spike.

So, in conclusion, you're barely batting over .000 here. Step up your game.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: April 16, 2016 07:22PM

"Wrong" is such a powerful and persuasive argument. You may not have played any actual sports, but with wow-skilz like that, I bet you were captain of the GMHS debate team.

Face it chump, all you are here is an exposed loser waiting for the buzzards to arrive and pick your carcass clean.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: 7jj9u ()
Date: April 16, 2016 10:24PM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> Never went to Florida.
>
> Hasn't been to any baseball games this year.
>
> Hasn't been to many in any prior year either.
>
> Can't tell when he's been totally mocked to death.
>
>
> Lives in what everyone sees as a decaying
> shithole.
>
> Can't find any posts by me between 8:00 April 3
> and 5:00 April 5.
>
> No clue at all as to what vintage ticket stubs
> cost.
>
> Knows nothing about either wine or coffee. Or
> scallops.
>
> No idea what an "executive car service" actually
> is.
>
> Impressed by Uber Black.
>
> Doesn't play golf.
>
> Can't speak or recognize proper English.
>
> Thinks Turner Field is a dump.
>
> Has never dined at Esca, Atlas, or Canoe, and
> never will.
>
> Has dined dozens of times at Honey Pig, Takumi,
> and Meat in a Box.
>
> Doesn't know where "downtown" is.
>
> Has numerous posts in the "Taco Bamba" thread.
>
> Has thousands of coward handles collectively known
> as "someone else."
>
> Won't attend ziMS "A night at the Park" event next
> month because he's a worthless scum-sucking
> asshole who can't afford the $500, and doesn't
> have "dress-up" clothes nice enough to be suitable
> to the occasion.


^ Dumbass has at least 3 different people mixed up in there.

We all pwn a little piece of him.

lol

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: April 17, 2016 07:57AM

^^^ Thinks that everyone who reams his sorry ass out is "Asshole Spotter" (or some visiting brute from City-Data) while irrationally insisting that the phalanxes of blatantly obvious toy soldiers that he creates daily are really different people. Quite the sick-o. Might as well just embrace the inferiority here, douche. It is after all what defines you. You might rank well on a list of assholes, but there is not a single positive area here that you command. Not one.

Good news, though. Per their website, there may indeed be a few tickets left for "A Night at the Park" on May 12. Think you could come up with the $500 by then? Hey, what the heck. Take a date. LOL!!!

And since you've never seen it before, this is what the slow-roasted Georgia rabbit at Canoe looks like as it reaches the table. Maybe one day.
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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: April 17, 2016 10:01AM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> "Wrong" is such a powerful and persuasive
> argument.

Wrong is what defines nearly all of your posts. As for powerful and persuasive, you've been provided links, photographs, etc. you ignore them like a little pussy.

> You may not have played any actual
> sports,

The wrong is strong with you.

> Face it chump, all you are here is an exposed
> loser waiting for the buzzards to arrive and pick
> your carcass clean.

Says the shit for brains who is already buzzard excrement.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: April 17, 2016 10:30AM

Aw, you're so mean when driven into your llttle fits and frenzies. Envy and butthurt can of course do that to a stupid puke. You should really think about just sticking here to topics that you know something about. Like lying. Otherwise, you are just going to get the living shit kicked out of you over and over and over again. That's just life when you're an asshole.

By the way, if you wanted this vintage MLB ticket stub, it would cost you about $2400...
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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: April 17, 2016 12:45PM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> Aw, you're so mean when driven into your llttle
> fits and frenzies.

Mean? Without ad hominems and lies, you'd be left to picking your nose.

> Envy and butthurt can of
> course do that to a stupid puke.

You're the epitome of your own attempt to insult.

> You should
> really think about just sticking here to topics
> that you know something about. Like lying.

Says the one who's been caught red handed in numerous lies.


> By the way, if you wanted this vintage MLB ticket
> stub, it would cost you about $2400...

$2420 to be exact. But, alas, we both know it's not yours.

For a bit more than twice as much, you can buy the latest model Town Car! Now, wouldn't that be grand!

In any event, you can't afford either. You can, of course, pretend to have been driven around in one and then get mocked for thinking it was some sort of extravagance. You're really accomplished at that!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: thesbian ()
Date: April 17, 2016 01:07PM

How about that Falls Church?

I was once in a school play with Tom Hanks.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: April 17, 2016 02:13PM

just a few Wrote:
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> Mean? Without ad hominems and lies, you'd be left
> to picking your nose.

Well, you ARE a lying asshole after all, but even without the need to point that out so often, there would still be all these baseball games, all the travel and dining out, and all the charity work to keep me busy.

> Says the one who's been caught red handed in numerous lies.

LOL! Water taxi, anyone? I tell you flat out that I am not in Tampa, yet you assume that I meant the opposite. That's incredibly stupid. You should not be allowed out on the streets when not accompanied by some sort of guardian.

> $2420 to be exact. But, alas, we both know it's not yours.

I did not claim it was mine. I posted it as further illustration of the assfuck-level dishonesty inherent in your claim to have provided pricing info for vintage MLB ticket stubs. In fact you know nothing at all of these markets, and so did what you always do -- lied through your teeth about the matter.

> For a bit more than twice as much, you can buy the
> latest model Town Car! Now, wouldn't that be grand!

Not at all. I do not need an Executive Car Service when in Northern Virginia. When I am out of town and do need one, I am always happy if they have a Town Car available. As I believe I noted earlier, they have been a favorite ride of mine for a long time.

> In any event, you can't afford either. You can,
> of course, pretend to have been driven around in
> one and then get mocked for thinking it was some
> sort of extravagance. You're really accomplished
> at that!

Sucker! There are things that I DECLINE to do, but there is very little that I cannot AFFORD to do. Trips to Atlanta for Opening Day, season tickets in the club, entree to "A Night at the Park". We do it all here. You do none of it, being stuck instead in the bowels of a decaying shithole, reliant on an in-bred cousin to upgrade your life by feeding you cellphone photos from afar. What a waste! And how much does it bother you that freaking Taco Bamba will seat nearly twice as many as your precious little Takumi? LOL! Wallow in your loserness, douchebag.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Jennifer Kromberg PsyD ()
Date: April 17, 2016 03:12PM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> ^^^ Thinks that everyone who reams his sorry ass
> out is "Asshole Spotter" (or some visiting brute
> from City-Data) while irrationally insisting that
> the phalanxes of blatantly obvious toy soldiers
> that he creates daily are really different people.
> Quite the sick-o. Might as well just embrace the
> inferiority here, douche. It is after all what
> defines you. You might rank well on a list of
> assholes, but there is not a single positive area
> here that you command. Not one.
>
> Good news, though. Per their website, there may
> indeed be a few tickets left for "A Night at the
> Park" on May 12. Think you could come up with the
> $500 by then? Hey, what the heck. Take a date.
> LOL!!!
>
> And since you've never seen it before, this is
> what the slow-roasted Georgia rabbit at Canoe
> looks like as it reaches the table. Maybe one
> day.
> .


Oh, we always know who you are. You can't hide your textbook clinical need for external validation even when you try. It's much too strong.

Yet despite being so 'smart' and all, you still can't seem to get it. Go figure. 'Actually...' that's also rather easily explained by your NPD.

And, once again, nobody gives a shit what you ate you pitiful old fuck. Though it is interesting in a lab rat kind of way in that it supports research findings:

"If [narcissists posting online] didn't cry for attention with their words, they were even more likely to cry for attention with their pictures."

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: yvJe4 ()
Date: April 17, 2016 04:25PM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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>
> > Says the one who's been caught red handed in
> numerous lies.
>
> LOL! Water taxi, anyone?


You mean that time that you embarrassed yourself, first, by wasting a holiday weekend using your Google super-sleuthing skillz researching ferry schedules, which you then (wrongly as always) claimed stopped operating in 1998?

Only to later find out that you'd completely fucked up by assuming that because one of the partners went out of business that the shuttle itself stopped running.

Quote

"Circle Line would not be the first to offer business travelers an alternative to taxicabs as a way to get from the Wall Street area to La Guardia. Delta Air Lines provided a similar service, which was operated in its later years by New York Waterway, until the end of 2000, when the service closed."

Awwww... And you were so proud of yourself. lol!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: April 17, 2016 05:29PM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mean? Without ad hominems and lies, you'd be
> left
> > to picking your nose.
>
> Well, you ARE a lying asshole after all,

Says the liar caught red handed over and over again.

> but even
> without the need to point that out so often, there
> would still be all these baseball games, all the
> travel and dining out, and all the charity work to
> keep me busy.

Reality and facts betray your claims.


> LOL! Water taxi, anyone?

Exactly! I've never once claimed to have been on a water taxi from LGI and yet you insist I have. Just one of your many lies.

> I tell you flat out
> that I am not in Tampa, yet you assume that I
> meant the opposite.

You claimed a picture you posted was from "contacts" in Tampa. The picture was taken by an AP photographer. You never had any contacts in Tampa and they never sent you a picture. THAT is the lie you got caught in. You were trying to show how easy it would be to have someone who attended a game there to send you a picture. It wasn't easy for you, so you concocted the "contacts" story to further your lie that I wasn't in FL when I clearly was. Your attempt at obfuscation now is in furtherance of your chain of lies.


> I did not claim it was mine. I posted it as
> further illustration of the assfuck-level
> dishonesty inherent in your claim to have provided
> pricing info for vintage MLB ticket stubs. In
> fact you know nothing at all of these markets, and
> so did what you always do -- lied through your
> teeth about the matter.

You posted the exception not the rule. Admittedly, I hadn't researched thermite of used ticket stubs recently, but I was clearly correct in my assertion.

A lot of 40 tickets is sitting on eBay for $5.99 right now.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/BASEBALL-TICKET-STUBS-LOT-OF-40-/231916403526?hash=item35ff4b7b46:g:Jl8AAOSwgApXASRG

Here, you can buy another spring training memory for $1.55. Think you can swing that?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Spring-Training-Baseball-Ticket-Stub-MLB-Al-Lang-Stadium-Florida-/131765289915?hash=item1eadd2c3bb:g:dHAAAMXQ74JTWeqv

It's even "buy it now," so you won't have to be worried about being outbid! LOL!

> Not at all.

Bingo, because it's a five year old vehicle that has high mileage, significant wear and tear, etc.

> I do not need an Executive Car
> Service when in Northern Virginia.

Won't fit under the car port slapped to your hovel?

> When I am out
> of town and do need one, I am always happy if they
> have a Town Car available.

Which would have been fine five years ago, but now it's a joke and so are you.

> As I believe I noted
> earlier, they have been a favorite ride of mine
> for a long time.

As noted earlier, you're obviously not a very discerning customer.

> And how much does it bother
> you that freaking Taco Bamba will seat nearly
> twice as many as your precious little Takumi?
> LOL!

Not a bit. What the hell does that have to do with anything anyway? You're really losing it, chump.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: April 17, 2016 05:45PM

just a few Wrote:
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> Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 9CYcH Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Gramps posts pics of $15 bags of decaf trying
> to
> > impress us. lol
> >
> > Can you get it freshly roasted from an
> > establishment in Falls Church? Can you get ANY
> > such coffee from an establishment in Falls
> Church?
>
> Sure can, you can pick up a bag of Rare Bird
> Coffee at the Local Market right now. In a few
> weeks or so, you'll be able to walk into the Rare
> Bird store opening up on Broad.
>
> Yeah, consider this another post you stepped right
> into a streaming pile of shit. It happens so
> often to you, I'm beginning to wonder if you'll
> ever be able to wash the stink off of you.

Following up on this, look what I discovered on my stroll through FCC yesterday. Looks like the folks at Caffè Amouri wanted their product on the shelves in more places than just Vienna. I guess it's not exclusive as you thought. First Rare Bird, now Caffè Amouri. Chalk that up as another one of your claims that went down in flames.
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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: April 17, 2016 05:48PM

7jj9u Wrote:
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> Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Never went to Florida.
> >
> > Hasn't been to any baseball games this year.
> >
> > Hasn't been to many in any prior year either.
> >
> > Can't tell when he's been totally mocked to
> death.
> >
> >
> > Lives in what everyone sees as a decaying
> > shithole.
> >
> > Can't find any posts by me between 8:00 April 3
> > and 5:00 April 5.
> >
> > No clue at all as to what vintage ticket stubs
> > cost.
> >
> > Knows nothing about either wine or coffee. Or
> > scallops.
> >
> > No idea what an "executive car service"
> actually
> > is.
> >
> > Impressed by Uber Black.
> >
> > Doesn't play golf.
> >
> > Can't speak or recognize proper English.
> >
> > Thinks Turner Field is a dump.
> >
> > Has never dined at Esca, Atlas, or Canoe, and
> > never will.
> >
> > Has dined dozens of times at Honey Pig, Takumi,
> > and Meat in a Box.
> >
> > Doesn't know where "downtown" is.
> >
> > Has numerous posts in the "Taco Bamba" thread.
>
> >
> > Has thousands of coward handles collectively
> known
> > as "someone else."
> >
> > Won't attend ziMS "A night at the Park" event
> next
> > month because he's a worthless scum-sucking
> > asshole who can't afford the $500, and doesn't
> > have "dress-up" clothes nice enough to be
> suitable
> > to the occasion.
>
>
> ^ Dumbass has at least 3 different people mixed up
> in there.
>
> We all pwn a little piece of him.
>
> lol


I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together...

This dipshit has no clue and can't afford one.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: April 17, 2016 06:48PM

LOL! Get back on your meds, moron. You're a menace to society.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: April 17, 2016 08:36PM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> LOL! Get back on your meds, moron. You're a
> menace to society.


Pretty funny considering you're the only one that's demonstrated any form of psychopathology here. What's the matter did daddy run off when you were just a boy and you've been overcompensating since?

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: April 18, 2016 06:16AM

Compulsive lying is a form of psychopathology. So is clinically excessive resentment based upon deep-seated and unresolved issues of envy and butthurt. As evidenced further in your spasmodic episode above, you are in quite a bad way here.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: April 18, 2016 07:07AM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> Compulsive lying is a form of psychopathology. So
> is clinically excessive resentment based upon
> deep-seated and unresolved issues of envy and
> butthurt.

At least you recognize your own psychopathology. The question is what you intend to do about it. So, because you failed to address it, we'll assume daddy did run off on you as a kid. Was mommy neglectful in his absence?

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: April 19, 2016 07:57AM

LOL! Your posts betray more and more of your innate infantilism. Nice job by your boy Tanner last night, by the way. Ready to shred that so-called "scouting report" of yours yet, loser?

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: April 19, 2016 08:32AM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> LOL! Your posts betray more and more of your
> innate infantilism.

And your posts demonstrate what a low grade lying sack of shit you are. You can't even dispute that fact. Besides neglectful, was mommy a drunk too? Not hard to see that living with a scumbag asshole like you might lead someone to the bottle. We know daddy wasn't there to stop her from crawling into that bottle.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: April 20, 2016 01:13PM

yvJe4 Wrote:
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> You mean that time that you embarrassed yourself,
> first, by wasting a holiday weekend using your
> Google super-sleuthing skillz researching ferry
> schedules, which you then (wrongly as always)
> claimed stopped operating in 1998?

LOL! Let's recall first that I am retired, meaning that for me, every weekend is a holiday weekend. Eat your heart out, wage-slave. Let's note as well that water taxis are public transit services, meaning that their routes and schedules are prominently posted in easily accessible locations. Well, not the ones that went out of business in a prior century, but rest of them.

But most of all, let's simply remember that your descent into madness in this particular instance was occasioned by the mere mention of someone's having had lunch at Maple Avenue Restaurant (in Vienna) where the scallops had been just wonderful. That was more than enough to send your bizarrely irrational self spinning off into a chaotic maelstrom of Falls Church froth and frenzy. You claimed that scallop season was long past, an absurd notion, given that fresh, wild-caught scallops are available in this market 365 days a year. You tried to claim that only tiny little bay scallops were really worth eating, using your old pal Google to track down a guy named Dave Pasternak saying that he personally enjoyed cooking and eating bay scallops the best. Various experts claiming that the much larger sea scallops were what people should look for was pooh-poohed by you as you proceeded to sanctify Dave and his work at Esca which (according to reviews in New York Magazine) is no more than a mid-grade midtown seafood shop to which only 44% of customers say they would return. The foodie vibe seems to be that Esca is not at all in the same league as nearby Del Posto, a place that is run by the same management team. Way to go, Dave! But Dave had won a James Beard Award you claimed. You didn't say when of course, because it was in 2004. And when called on your fibs and fantasies for never having actually eaten at Esca, you hatched the whopper lie that "corporate HQ" for a previous job was in Manhattan, and that you were there on a near-weekly basis. DCA to LGA on the shuttle, then the water taxi into town. And when pressed as to which water-taxi this actually was, you were misguided by Google into replying that it was the Delta Water Shuttle which had ceased operations in the Spring of 1998. Water taxi giant NY Waterways did then try to operate a route to LGA under their own brand, but that failed in late 2000.

The bottom line all along here has been that your worthless shit never holds together. A poke or two and it all falls apart. Time after time after time. Because you are nothing but a pathetic, lying clown.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: April 20, 2016 02:06PM

just a few Wrote:
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> Says the liar caught red handed over and over again.

Well, zero times actually.

> Reality and facts betray your claims.

Did you mean "belie", English major?

> Exactly! I've never once claimed to have been on
> a water taxi from LGI and yet you insist I have.
> Just one of your many lies.

I guess it must have been that "someone else" guy again. Either that or you are just the internet's worst fucking coward.

> You claimed a picture you posted was from "contacts"
> in Tampa. The picture was taken by an AP photographer.
> You never had any contacts in Tampa and they never sent
> you a picture. THAT is the lie you got caught in. You
> were trying to show how easy it would be to have someone
> who attended a game there to send you a picture.

How do you think it got to me? And what I was easily proving was that your phony phone-dump photos created no link at all between you and any of the places or events depicted. I was not in Tampa, but you couldn't process that, so I was forced not to be in Arizona, San Francisco, or Seattle either. Your stupid ass, crudely crafted Florida hoax simply fell apart from the get-go, asshole.

> A lot of 40 tickets is sitting on eBay for $5.99 right now.

LOL! You simply cannot accept the fact that I have ticket stubs from all these major league and other ballparks simply because I have attended ballgames at all of them. You cannot fathom that someone has been to so many parks over so many years, while -- as a noted baseball zero -- you have done and will do nothing of the kind. Got your tickets to "A Night at the Park" yet?

> Won't fit under the car port slapped to your hovel?

An executive car service provides vehicles for hire. They store them at their place. Did you not know even that much about how all this works?

> Which would have been fine five years ago, but now
> it's a joke and so are you.

There is a local service that will provide a 1952 Bentley R previously owned by Telly Savalas upon request. And they do get requests. Just not from worthless no-accounts such as yourself.

> As noted earlier, you're obviously not a very
> discerning customer.

The discerening customer gets what he wants, a concept that budgetary constraints may have left you well short of being able to comprehend.

> Not a bit. What the hell does that have to do with
> anything anyway? You're really losing it, chump.

Just more of good old Vienna outclassing the decaying shithole that is Falls Church City. Takumi was of course once bandied about as the next big thing in FCC. But it's just a sushi place jammed in between Meat in a Box and Smashburger along what passes for the shithole's "Restaurant Row". LOL! Don't forget "Taste of Vienna" coming up on April 30.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: April 20, 2016 02:14PM

just a few Wrote:
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> Following up on this, look what I discovered on my
> stroll through FCC yesterday. Looks like the folks
> at Caffè Amouri wanted their product on the shelves
> in more places than just Vienna. I guess it's not
> exclusive as you thought. First Rare Bird, now Caffè
> Amouri. Chalk that up as another one of your claims
> that went down in flames.

LOL! It belongs in the category for your many, many problems with the English language. NONE of those bags of coffee was ROASTED in Falls Church City. The decaying shithole does not have a local coffee roaster as Vienna does. Eat some more shit, asshole!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: April 20, 2016 02:17PM

just a few Wrote:
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> At least you recognize your own psychopathology.
> The question is what you intend to do about it.
> So, because you failed to address it, we'll assume
> daddy did run off on you as a kid. Was mommy
> neglectful in his absence?

A random ten-year old would have done better. Embrace the inferiority, dude. It's what defines you.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: eC6vh ()
Date: April 20, 2016 02:29PM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> yvJe4 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You mean that time that you embarrassed
> yourself,
> > first, by wasting a holiday weekend using your
> > Google super-sleuthing skillz researching ferry
> > schedules, which you then (wrongly as always)
> > claimed stopped operating in 1998?
>
> LOL! Let's recall first that I am retired,
> meaning that for me, every weekend is a holiday
> weekend. Eat your heart out, wage-slave. Let's
> note as well that water taxis are public transit
> services, meaning that their routes and schedules
> are prominently posted in easily accessible
> locations. Well, not the ones that went out of
> business in a prior century, but rest of them.
>
> But most of all, let's simply remember that your
> descent into madness in this particular instance
> was occasioned by the mere mention of someone's
> having had lunch at Maple Avenue Restaurant (in
> Vienna) where the scallops had been just
> wonderful. That was more than enough to send your
> bizarrely irrational self spinning off into a
> chaotic maelstrom of Falls Church froth and
> frenzy. You claimed that scallop season was long
> past, an absurd notion, given that fresh,
> wild-caught scallops are available in this market
> 365 days a year. You tried to claim that only
> tiny little bay scallops were really worth eating,
> using your old pal Google to track down a guy
> named Dave Pasternak saying that he personally
> enjoyed cooking and eating bay scallops the best.
> Various experts claiming that the much larger sea
> scallops were what people should look for was
> pooh-poohed by you as you proceeded to sanctify
> Dave and his work at Esca which (according to
> reviews in New York Magazine) is no more than a
> mid-grade midtown seafood shop to which only 44%
> of customers say they would return. The foodie
> vibe seems to be that Esca is not at all in the
> same league as nearby Del Posto, a place that is
> run by the same management team. Way to go, Dave!
> But Dave had won a James Beard Award you claimed.
> You didn't say when of course, because it was in
> 2004. And when called on your fibs and fantasies
> for never having actually eaten at Esca, you
> hatched the whopper lie that "corporate HQ" for a
> previous job was in Manhattan, and that you were
> there on a near-weekly basis. DCA to LGA on the
> shuttle, then the water taxi into town. And when
> pressed as to which water-taxi this actually was,
> you were misguided by Google into replying that it
> was the Delta Water Shuttle which had ceased
> operations in the Spring of 1998. Water taxi
> giant NY Waterways did then try to operate a route
> to LGA under their own brand, but that failed in
> late 2000.
>
> The bottom line all along here has been that your
> worthless shit never holds together. A poke or
> two and it all falls apart. Time after time after
> time. Because you are nothing but a pathetic,
> lying clown.


Christ... Being pwned like that obviously just eats away at you doesn't it? lol

The fact is that all of what I said is true. I didn't 'hatch' anything. Nor was I 'pressed' to say anything about the Delta Water Shuttle. I simply mentioned in passing that was my regular commute for that period of time when I was regularly there. Which in fact it was. You then wasted your pitiful, empty life struggling to find some possible way to refute that.

No, NY Waterways very obviously did not operate the fucking DELTA Water Shuttle under their own brand. You're now simply trying to find some possible way to explain away your own fail in not knowing enough to understand that the DELTA Water Shuttle continued to run long after 1998 and as you'd claimed and therefore it was "impossible!!!" for anyone to have used it after that. You jumped on the first thing that you found in your weekend of Google super sleuthing as "proof!!!" You were wrong. Live with your failure.

Would you like for me to post the news release that Delta itself published in 2000 announcing their new miles promotion just to rub your face in shit again? No problem!

Quote

Delta Air Lines Offers Bonus SkyMiles for Water Shuttle; High-Speed Ferry Provides Quick, Convenient Access between LaGuardia Airport and Manhattan

Jan 05, 2000, 00:00 ET from Delta Air Lines, Inc.

ATLANTA, Jan. 5 /PRNewswire/ -- Members of the Delta Air Lines'

(NYSE: DAL) SkyMiles(TM) program will earn 100 miles for each Delta Water
Shuttle
trip or 200 miles for each round-trip through June 30, 2000.

Delta Water Shuttle offers frequent, direct access between Delta Shuttle's
Marine Air Terminal at New York LaGuardia Airport and Manhattan.
"The water shuttle's high-speed ferry service offers a convenient,
traffic-free alternative when traveling between the airport and Manhattan,"
said Christine Pierce, director of Delta's relationship marketing.
"The water shuttle is a great complement to our LaGuardia airport service,
which includes Delta Shuttle, located in the Marine Air Terminal, just steps
from the Delta Water Shuttle," said Pierce.
Departing the Marine Air Terminal every hour, Monday through Friday, the
water shuttle provides quick access to three popular Manhattan locations: East
34th Street, East 62nd Street and Wall Street Pier 11. The water shuttle also
departs from these same three Manhattan locations, hourly, Monday through
Friday. Fares are $15 for one-way travel and $25 for a round-trip. Travel
time to LaGuardia from the 62nd Street port is approximately 20 minutes; from
the East 34th Street port, 30 minutes; and from Pier 11, 45 minutes.
Delta Shuttle offers hourly departures on the half-hour between LaGuardia
and both Boston Logan and Washington National airports and nonstop departures
between Boston and Washington every other hour throughout the business day.
Delta Water Shuttle arrivals to the Marine Air Terminal coincide with Delta
Shuttle departures, enabling passengers to purchase a ticket and board the
airplane in a time-efficient manner.
Reservations are not required for Delta Shuttle or the Delta Water
Shuttle; however, customers may make reservations or obtain additional
information by calling the automated information line at 1-800-WE-FLY-DL
(1-800-933-5935) or accessing Delta Shuttle Web site at
http://www.delta-air.com/shuttle .
Delta SkyMiles members earn mileage by flying Delta, the Delta Connection
carriers, Delta Express, Delta Shuttle and Delta's airline partners. The
Delta SkyMiles program offers many other mileage-building opportunities,
including the Delta SkyMiles Credit Card from American Express, MCI WorldCom
services, participating hotels, car purchases, car rental companies, cruise
lines, restaurants, mortgages with North American Mortgage Company and Better
Homes & Gardens Real Estate.

Delta, named "Airline of the Year" by Air Transport World magazine and
"Best-Managed Major Airline" for 1999 by Aviation Week & Space Technology
magazine, is the world's most flown carrier. More than 105 million passengers
traveled on Delta in 1999. Delta, Delta Express, Delta Shuttle, the Delta
Connection carriers and Delta's Worldwide Partners operate 5,423 flights each
day to 365 cities in 60 countries.

SOURCE Delta Air Lines, Inc.

http://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/delta-air-lines-offers-bonus-skymiles-for-water-shuttle-high-speed-ferry-provides-quick-convenient-access-between-laguardia-airport-and-manhattan-71956402.html

The best part was how proud of yourself you were! lmao! And, as always, so confidently WRONG. Which just makes showing you to be the old blowhard asswipe that you are that much more satisfying.

Nor did I ever mention anything at all about Falls Church which I really couldn't give two shits about. Once again you see ghosts of those who have pwned your dumb ass in the past. But you'll be just as confidently wrong about that as well, so carry on. Provides endless entertainment for us.

Now wipe that shit off of your face.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: April 20, 2016 04:18PM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> Well, zero times actually.


Multiple. All of them documented by many people.

> > Reality and facts betray your claims.
>
> Did you mean "belie", English major?

Nope. Betray as in show, indicate or reveal. Look it up.

> I guess it must have been that "someone else" guy
> again.

All I know is it isn't me. You're just too slow to catch on.

> Either that or you are just the internet's
> worst fucking coward.

How by denying to be someone that schooled your ass on when a water ferry ceased to exist does that make anyone a coward. You're seriously one humungous dumbass.

> How do you think it got to me?

The same way I got it.

http://www.news965.com/ap/ap/florida/sabathia-gives-up-2-runs-in-yankees-6-2-loss-to-ra/pC4HD3/

Per usual, you relied on Google and fucked up.

> And what I was
> easily proving was that your phony phone-dump
> photos created no link at all between you and any
> of the places or events depicted.

But, you proceeded to prove nothing more than the level of your envy and butthurt.

> LOL! You simply cannot accept the fact that I have
> ticket stubs from all these major league and other
> ballparks simply because I have attended ballgames
> at all of them.

So, this is your way of admitting I was correct that a bunch of old ticket stubs can be had for just a few bucks.

If a picture of a ticket to a spring training game this year doesn't create a link between me and that game, a bunch of old tickets that cost a couple of nickels each don't connect you to those games. Pretty simple.

> An executive car service provides vehicles for
> hire. They store them at their place. Did you
> not know even that much about how all this works?

Oh, I knew. Just another swipe at the low grade carport. Guess that one got past you.

> There is a local service that will provide a 1952
> Bentley R previously owned by Telly Savalas upon
> request. And they do get requests.

Of course there is. It is a classic car. Your precious 2000s era Town Car is nowhere near a classic. It is an old, well worn, high mileage POS.


> The discerening customer gets what he wants,

A discerning customer knows not to want a 5 year old Town Car.

> Just more of good old Vienna outclassing the
> decaying shithole that is Falls Church City.
> Takumi was of course once bandied about as the
> next big thing in FCC. But it's just a sushi
> place jammed in between Meat in a Box and
> Smashburger along what passes for the shithole's
> "Restaurant Row".

So seating capacity is indicative class? You'd think some shit for brains that loves to tour the Maple Avenue Restaurant wouldn't really want to indicate seating capacity is an indicator of class. If your assertion were true, it'd mean the MAR is perhaps the shittiest restaurant in the region.

You really are a colossal dumbfuck.

> LOL! Don't forget "Taste of
> Vienna" coming up on April 30.

Just another rip off of the Taste of Falls Church which has been around longer.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: April 20, 2016 06:38PM

eC6vh Wrote:
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> Christ... Being pwned like that obviously just
> eats away at you doesn't it? lol

What an ass! Just like your mythical visit to Florida, you concocted the entirety of your phony Esca tale, and this was done simply because someone enjoyed the scallops at a restaurant in Vienna. In the real world, you don't know a damned thing about scallops. You have never eaten at Esca (or at Atlas or Canoe). You have never commuted to Manhattan (a place that you know next to nothing about). And you never rode any water taxi service from LGA to anywhere because no such service has existed at any point in thw 21st century. Esca itself is at best unexceptional, and when your hero Dave tried to step out and go it alone, he failed in a matter of 15 mon6hs and had to limp back to where he came from. All you do here is follow in his footsteps -- fail, fail, fail, as just a worthless lying rube of a downscale scumbag asshole who can't do any better than to live in the decaying shithole of Falls Church City.

> Nor was I 'pressed' to say anything about the Delta Water Shuttle.

Of course you were, dumbass. I prodded and badgered you into naming the service, fully expecting to receive the damning answer that I finally did. Punking you was easy. You are just too stupid by a whole lot, sucker-boy.

> No, NY Waterways very obviously did not operate the fucking
DELTA Water Shuttle under their own brand.

The Delta Water Shuttle was operated by Harbor Shutttle Inc. until 1998 when the company shut down and went belly-up. NY Waterway, the largest operator of ferries in NY harbor, added the abandoned route to its already existing network of routes, but gave up on LGA service itself by the end of 2000 -- long before freaking Dave Pasternack won any James Beard Award or talked about the glories of bay scallops in any venue where a big fat useless google-liar like you could come across them and concoct another giant fairy tale out of them. Briefly put, every single strand in the fabric of your asinine Esca tale was woven from deliberate and outright lies. Worthless puke-trash from start to finish, but par for the course (that's a golf term) for such a completely useless fraud as you. You should be ashamed of your sorry-ass self, but I suspect that's just another word that you don't know the meaning of.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: April 20, 2016 07:51PM

just a few Wrote:
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> Multiple. All of them documented by many people.

Hahaha!!! Many people. It's just fucking you, dork-ass. Unlike me, you lack the spine and moxie necessary to stand up and go it alone, so you have to bring in these uncounted numbers of your toy soldier-bots to serve in your worthless cause. It's old hat. It happens every time. Nobody is actually stupid enough to fall for this shit, yet you keep trying it. What a fucking moron!

> Nope. Betray as in show, indicate or reveal. Look it up.

You're the one who needs to look it up, dumbfuck. The word you should have used was "belie". But you are too stupid to know that even after it was pointed out to you. What a total horse's ass.

> All I know is it isn't me. You're just too slow to catch on.

Sure, sure, big fellow. Not you at all. LOLOLOL!!!!!

> But, you proceeded to prove nothing more than the
> level of your envy and butthurt.

What I proved in spades was that you actually had nothing at all to back up your claims of being in Florida. Your photos were as phony as mine were, while the timing, texture, and tone of your posts showed plainly that you were still in NoVa the entire time. The whole show was just another bag of gas from the biggest lying gasbag in all of Falls Church City. By the way, have you found any posts by me between 8:00 AM on April 3 and 5:00 PM on April 5 yet? That's what being somewhere else actually looks like.

> So, this is your way of admitting I was correct
> that a bunch of old ticket stubs can be had for
> just a few bucks.

For the price of admission. Heck, bleachers at Fenway Park were 50 cents on Monday nights back in the day. And yeah, I've obviously been there and done that too.

> If a picture of a ticket to a spring training game
> this year doesn't create a link between me and
> that game, a bunch of old tickets that cost a
> couple of nickels each don't connect you to those
> games. Pretty simple.

Not so simple, douche. Your pictures were simply sent to you by someone else. Ticket stubs have been accumulating in a box in my dresser drawer for more than 50 years on a game-by-game basis.

> Oh, I knew. Just another swipe at the low grade
> carport. Guess that one got past you.

No, I've had to point out the foolishness of your fascination with the blocked views and wasted space created by pointless garages before. They are simply an unneeded and unproductive intrusion in this area. A carport and a well-designed shed are the far better way to go. Of course, there's rarely room for a shed on these tiny Falls Church lots, and views of your neighbor's trash cans aren't much of a thing to be missed anyway.

> Of course there is. It is a classic car. Your precious
> 2000s era Town Car is nowhere near a classic. It is an
> old, well worn, high mileage POS.

I am simply a discerning customer. I know what I like and I have the funds needed to obtain that at the drop of a hat. That goes for much more than just executive car services, of course. I very much doubt, little boy, that you will ever be a member of that club. But speaking of club, did you remember to order your tickets for "A Night at the Park" on May 12? They aren't going to last forever, you know.

> So seating capacity is indicative class?

I guess you thought so, since you somehow managed to "confuse" Takumi with the much larger Kaz Sushi Bistro when alleging to report on seating capacity.

> Just another rip off of the Taste of Falls Church
> which has been around longer.

Right. Who would want to miss out on the Robek's or Applebee's booth? LOL!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: KbNFN ()
Date: April 20, 2016 11:55PM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> eC6vh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Christ... Being pwned like that obviously just
> > eats away at you doesn't it? lol
>
> What an ass! Just like your mythical visit to
> Florida, you concocted the entirety of your phony
> Esca tale, and this was done simply because
> someone enjoyed the scallops at a restaurant in
> Vienna. In the real world, you don't know a
> damned thing about scallops. You have never eaten
> at Esca (or at Atlas or Canoe). You have never
> commuted to Manhattan (a place that you know next
> to nothing about). And you never rode any water
> taxi service from LGA to anywhere because no such
> service has existed at any point in thw 21st
> century. Esca itself is at best unexceptional,
> and when your hero Dave tried to step out and go
> it alone, he failed in a matter of 15 mon6hs and
> had to limp back to where he came from. All you
> do here is follow in his footsteps -- fail, fail,
> fail, as just a worthless lying rube of a
> downscale scumbag asshole who can't do any better
> than to live in the decaying shithole of Falls
> Church City.


Yes, you are a huge ass. One of if not THE biggest ass on any forum anywhere. Which you demonstrate on a daily basis. So you do have that going for you at least. lol

I never claimed to have been to Florida. I have been many times but, once again, your fragile little NPD ego won't let you accept the obviously reality of multiple people here abusing you.

Yes, I have been to Esca. Multiple times. As have many, many other people (apparently not including you). Contrary to what you seem to believe going there or to any other restaurant isn't much of an accomplishment. There's no exclusive membership required. No black card or "Executive Car Service" or any other feigned displays necessary. Not that it was of any importance or that I particularly give a shit about Esca one way or another. The only reason that it even came up was that I knew that they'd have a better picture than what you posted. Finding a quote by one of if not the the top chefs in Manhattan saying exactly what I'd said and completely shooting down your inane bullshit was just a fortunate coincidence.

No, I have never been to or claimed to have been to Canoe. Nor do I particularly care to go. Though I've also been there many times, Atlanta isn't one of my favorite cities. If I'm headed in that direction, then there are other places where I'd much rather end up. We did have an office there though too btw. As do many other large companies who were our clients. As we did in most other major cities in the US and around the world where I've also been.

Yes, I did commute to Manhattan on about a weekly basis. As do thousands of others. That's why they have things like the Shuttle, Acela, etc. Again nothing unique or impressive about that. The only reason that came up is that you in your usual pretentious blowhard asshole way were trying to make Manhattan out to be some far away magic land where only you could ever go. No. Sorry.

No, I don't live in or give a shit about Falls Church. Or Vienna for that matter other than maybe as a too easy way to endlessly troll your easily hooked dumb ass. lol


> > Nor was I 'pressed' to say anything about the
> Delta Water Shuttle.
>
> Of course you were, dumbass. I prodded and
> badgered you into naming the service, fully
> expecting to receive the damning answer that I
> finally did. Punking you was easy. You are just
> too stupid by a whole lot, sucker-boy.


No dumbshit. You had no clue what it was called. You were just being your usual asshole NPD self and were thinking that you'd Googled-up a real find with your weekend researching water shuttle schedules. The only damning part was that you fucked up. Then to make it even more embarrassing you came in with your usual dumb sock puppet posts to pat yourself on the back for fucking up. lmao

>
> > No, NY Waterways very obviously did not operate
> the fucking
> DELTA Water Shuttle under their own brand.
>
>
> The Delta Water Shuttle was operated by Harbor
> Shutttle Inc. until 1998 when the company shut
> down and went belly-up. NY Waterway, the largest
> operator of ferries in NY harbor, added the
> abandoned route to its already existing network of
> routes, but gave up on LGA service itself by the
> end of 2000 -- long before freaking Dave
> Pasternack won any James Beard Award or talked
> about the glories of bay scallops in any venue
> where a big fat useless google-liar like you could
> come across them and concoct another giant fairy
> tale out of them. Briefly put, every single
> strand in the fabric of your asinine Esca tale was
> woven from deliberate and outright lies.
> Worthless puke-trash from start to finish, but par
> for the course (that's a golf term) for such a
> completely useless fraud as you. You should be
> ashamed of your sorry-ass self, but I suspect
> that's just another word that you don't know the
> meaning of.

So, in other words, you're now conceding that you were wrong when you claimed that the Delta Water Shuttle stopped operating in 1998. Thanks.

Also, although I never linked the two as you try to imply and as I said I used a variety of ways to get to Manhattan other than the water shuttle, Esca looks to have opened in early 2000. So even by your own tortured line of weasel-worded bullshit, and your subsequent admission above that the water shuttle continued to operate through the end of 2000, both were in fact operating at the same time.

So, to summarize, turns out that all that this and your wasted weekend of Googling ferry schedules proved was that (1) you have no life, so I win, (2) nobody other than someone who actually was there would even know of Esca to begin with or of a relatively obscure water shuttle service which you couldn't even find the name of with your mad Google skillz, and (3) even by your own timeline you're still wrong. The "bomb" that you were so proud of yourself in thinking that you were dropping turned out to be a big dud. lol

Sorry for your loss.

(BTW, if you were smarter and more creative you wouldn't have missed the obvious opportunity to call it a "ferry" tale. But you're not so, once again, you fail.)

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: April 21, 2016 06:04AM

The wails and laments continue to echo down the canyons of your despair. You're a pathetic and worthless loser who's never been or done anything. Except lie, of course. Wallow in your pervasive inferiority, asshole. It's the entirety of your destiny.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: April 21, 2016 11:03AM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> Hahaha!!! Many people. It's just fucking you,
> dork-ass.

You're actually stupid enough to believe that it is just me.

> Unlike me, you lack the spine and moxie
> necessary to stand up and go it alone, so you have
> to bring in these uncounted numbers of your toy
> soldier-bots to serve in your worthless cause.

LOL! Whatever you say, Barbara B., Markie's Mom, LOL..., Actually..., and the countless other puppets you use to respond to and prop up your own posts. Everyone can see right through you. You're not fooling anyone and you're a fool to think that you are.


> You're the one who needs to look it up, dumbfuck.

From Merriam-Webster:

Full Definition of betray

1: to lead astray; especially : seduce

2: to deliver to an enemy by treachery

3: to fail or desert especially in time of need

4a : to reveal unintentionally b : show, indicate

c : to disclose in violation of confidence


> Sure, sure, big fellow. Not you at all.

Now you're catching on. Something tells me it will be short lived though!

> What I proved in spades was that you actually had
> nothing at all to back up your claims of being in
> Florida.

Actually, you proved that you are so willing to defy the bounds of credulity to concoct some sort of hairbrained story after being hit with reality.

> Your photos were as phony as mine were,

Yours were based on an AP photo that you claimed were from contacts. You can't find mine anywhere but in this thread. That's how we know you are a liar.

> while the timing, texture, and tone of your posts

The timing, texture, and tone were just what they were; a successful move to rub your lying face in the reality in front of you. You were even baited into it. You took the bait, swallowed it and let it run roughshod through your GI tract. I set you up the day before I left for FL with the whole spring training comment. When the photos started rolling in, you shit your pants and started this whole line of bullshit. Watching you flounder and fail was, of course, the plan all along. You certainly lived up to your part!

> By the way, have you found any
> posts by me between 8:00 AM on April 3 and 5:00 PM
> on April 5 yet?

No. And I don't see why I would care.

> That's what being somewhere else
> actually looks like.

Or, it's what pretending to be somewhere looks like. Sitting around reading this board and exercising the slimmest amount of will power in an attempt to make it look like you went somewhere is actually more pathetic than not going anywhere.

> For the price of admission.

Or, $5.99 on ebay. Did you pay for expedited delivery? LOL?

> Not so simple, douche. Your pictures were simply
> sent to you by someone else.

I thought you said I was "someone else." How many times have you claimed that now? So, if I'm someone else, and someone else sent me the photos, that they are my photos that I took! Bwahahahahahahah! You're such a tard.

And amazingly, this "someone else" had a time machine and was able to go back to last year's spring training in Tampa and snap a shot too! I am such a lucky person to know this time traveling "someone else."

> No, I've had to point out the foolishness of your
> fascination with the blocked views and wasted
> space created by pointless garages before.

And, I've pointed out that only someone who can't afford a garage makes such a stupid argument. Presumably, your carport has car(s) under it. Are you claiming that you gaze out the window of your carport past your cars? I am certain looking down your driveway, which is undoubtedly low grade asphalt is a stunning view.

> They are simply an unneeded and unproductive intrusion
> in this area. A carport and a well-designed shed
> are the far better way to go. Of course, there's
> rarely room for a shed on these tiny Falls Church
> lots,

I am sure my neighbors with sheds might disagree with you. Of course, having the third bay of the garage act as a place for storage and a nice climate controlled work area has a far greater advantage.

> and views of your neighbor's trash cans
> aren't much of a thing to be missed anyway.

With a garage, trash cans stay neatly hidden until it is trash day. Your neighbors get to see your trashcans nestled under your carport 7 days a week.

> I am simply a discerning customer.

Discerning indicates showing good judgment. Choosing an old (not classic) car with high mileage and significant wear and tear is not good judgment when it comes to choosing an executive sedan service vehicle.

> I know what I like and I have the funds needed to obtain that at
> the drop of a hat.



> I guess you thought so, since you somehow managed
> to "confuse" Takumi with the much larger Kaz Sushi
> Bistro when alleging to report on seating
> capacity.

It was you posting under one of your hausfrau names that had failed to realize that the conversation had shifted from Takumi to Kaz. You also failed to recognize the area known as downtown DC. You did this even after a couple of maps were provided to you. Your stupidity is evident post after post, thread after thread.

> Right. Who would want to miss out on the Robek's
> or Applebee's booth? LOL!

Probably the same ones that'll walk by McPizza, I mean Donato's.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: April 21, 2016 11:08AM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Following up on this, look what I discovered on
> my
> > stroll through FCC yesterday. Looks like the
> folks
> > at Caffè Amouri wanted their product on the
> shelves
> > in more places than just Vienna. I guess it's
> not
> > exclusive as you thought. First Rare Bird, now
> Caffè
> > Amouri. Chalk that up as another one of your
> claims
> > that went down in flames.
>
> LOL! It belongs in the category for your many,
> many problems with the English language. NONE of
> those bags of coffee was ROASTED in Falls Church
> City.

So, it's no longer freshly roasted once it hit's the shelves at the local market? You never indicated it had to be ROASTED in Falls Church. You simply asked if freshly roasted coffee was available in Falls Church. Somehow it becomes no longer fresh after being driven a few miles down the road? You're so full of shit.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: April 22, 2016 03:16PM

The wails and laments continue to echo down the canyons of your ever darkening despair. You're a pathetic and worthless loser who's never been or done anything. Except lie, of course.

You never went to Florida as claimed. You never ate at Esca or rode any water taxi from LGA to anywhere. You don't know shit about scallops, coffee, wine, or English. You don't attend baseball games (and won't be at "A Night at the Park") simply because you can't afford it. You can't afford to go where I go, eat where I eat, or live where I live. There is little about my life that you can experience. It's all so very far above and beyond you.

So, wallow in your pervasive inferiority, asshole. It is after all what at the core of things defines you.
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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: April 22, 2016 06:04PM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> The wails and laments continue to echo down the
> canyons of your ever darkening despair. You're a
> pathetic and worthless loser who's never been or
> done anything. Except lie, of course.
>
> You never went to Florida as claimed. You never
> ate at Esca or rode any water taxi from LGA to
> anywhere. You don't know shit about scallops,
> coffee, wine, or English. You don't attend
> baseball games (and won't be at "A Night at the
> Park") simply because you can't afford it. You
> can't afford to go where I go, eat where I eat, or
> live where I live. There is little about my life
> that you can experience. It's all so very far
> above and beyond you.
>
> So, wallow in your pervasive inferiority, asshole.
> It is after all what at the core of things
> defines you.
> .


So, after having your ass handed to you on a silver platter on every single assertion you've made, you decide to simply restate them? That's a massive pussy move - even for you. I think it's about time Barbara B. or Markie's Mom stepped in to bail you out. You're floundering and about to go under for good. Surely one of your sock puppets can step in and come to the rescue.

Nice pic of a car I can pick up for under $5,000. I realize that's a bit out of your price range, but none of my three vehicles would sell for such a paltry amount of cash. You'd probably have to finance it. The fact you think it's a status symbol tells us just how far you need to go just to even sniff the word status.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: He a playa! ()
Date: April 22, 2016 06:25PM

just a few Wrote:
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>
> So, after having your ass handed to you on a
> silver platter on every single assertion you've
> made, you decide to simply restate them? That's a
> massive pussy move - even for you. I think it's
> about time Barbara B. or Markie's Mom stepped in
> to bail you out. You're floundering and about to
> go under for good. Surely one of your sock
> puppets can step in and come to the rescue.
>
> Nice pic of a car I can pick up for under $5,000.
> I realize that's a bit out of your price range,
> but none of my three vehicles would sell for such
> a paltry amount of cash. You'd probably have to
> finance it. The fact you think it's a status
> symbol tells us just how far you need to go just
> to even sniff the word status.



Dumbass doesn't seem to understand that his posts amount to about the equivalent of:

file.php?40,file=81999,filename=17_dolla

lol

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: April 22, 2016 07:09PM

just a few Wrote:
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> So, after having your ass handed to you on a
> silver platter on every single assertion you've
> made, you decide to simply restate them? That's a
> massive pussy move - even for you. I think it's
> about time Barbara B. or Markie's Mom stepped in
> to bail you out. You're floundering and about to
> go under for good. Surely one of your sock
> puppets can step in and come to the rescue.

Slobber, slobber! Whimper, whimper! What a total chump. Did you know that under the agreement between Delta and Harbor Shuttle Inc., water taxi service to and from LGA was run to support Delta's air shuttle service which at that time typically ran hourly throughout the day? But when HSI failed in early 1998 and the route fell to NY Waterway, they commingled it with their other routes and ran it as a commuter service with runs during the AM and PM rush and very little else. Sort of like the difference between Metro and VRE. No, you didn't know that.

> Nice pic of a car I can pick up for under $5,000.

You can rent that particular car for $80 an hour. It doesn't come with a driver if you do that however.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: April 22, 2016 07:26PM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So, after having your ass handed to you on a
> > silver platter on every single assertion you've
> > made, you decide to simply restate them? That's
> a
> > massive pussy move - even for you. I think
> it's
> > about time Barbara B. or Markie's Mom stepped
> in
> > to bail you out. You're floundering and about
> to
> > go under for good. Surely one of your sock
> > puppets can step in and come to the rescue.
>
> Slobber, slobber! Whimper, whimper! What a total
> chump. Did you know that under the agreement
> between Delta and Harbor Shuttle Inc., water taxi
> service to and from LGA was run to support Delta's
> air shuttle service which at that time typically
> ran hourly throughout the day? But when HSI
> failed in early 1998 and the route fell to NY
> Waterway, they commingled it with their other
> routes and ran it as a commuter service with runs
> during the AM and PM rush and very little else.
> Sort of like the difference between Metro and VRE.
> No, you didn't know that.

No, I didn't, nor did I care as I've never claimed to have been on a water taxi from LGA. You've fucked up again. Big surprise!

> > Nice pic of a car I can pick up for under
> $5,000.
>
> You can rent that particular car for $80 an hour.
> It doesn't come with a driver if you do that
> however.


Or, you can rent it for $45/hour (minimum 2 hours) with a driver...

http://washingtondcaslimo.com/fleet/

You're such a dumbfuck. Ever get sick of having your ass handed to you over and over again, day after day? What kind of masochist are you?

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: v7Pkc ()
Date: April 22, 2016 07:35PM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So, after having your ass handed to you on a
> > silver platter on every single assertion you've
> > made, you decide to simply restate them? That's
> a
> > massive pussy move - even for you. I think
> it's
> > about time Barbara B. or Markie's Mom stepped
> in
> > to bail you out. You're floundering and about
> to
> > go under for good. Surely one of your sock
> > puppets can step in and come to the rescue.
>
> Slobber, slobber! Whimper, whimper! What a total
> chump. Did you know that under the agreement
> between Delta and Harbor Shuttle Inc., water taxi
> service to and from LGA was run to support Delta's
> air shuttle service which at that time typically
> ran hourly throughout the day? But when HSI
> failed in early 1998 and the route fell to NY
> Waterway, they commingled it with their other
> routes and ran it as a commuter service with runs
> during the AM and PM rush and very little else.
> Sort of like the difference between Metro and VRE.
> No, you didn't know that.


So, in other words, you were wrong and now you're trying to pretend like you know something regardless that it's completely irrelevant. lol

>
> > Nice pic of a car I can pick up for under
> $5,000.
>
> You can rent that particular car for $80 an hour.
> It doesn't come with a driver if you do that
> however.


Roll on homes. You be a playa fo sho!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: April 22, 2016 07:49PM

Way above your head, Fanboi.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Sho yo grill ()
Date: April 22, 2016 07:56PM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> Way above your head, Fanboi.


You is da best and brightest yo.


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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: April 22, 2016 08:05PM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> Way above your head, Fanboi.


You're in shit way over your head. Your lies have sunk you.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: April 23, 2016 09:42AM

just a few Wrote:
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> No, I didn't, nor did I care as I've never claimed
> to have been on a water taxi from LGA. You've
> fucked up again. Big surprise!

I get it. It was "Someone Else" again. Forever a pathetic grade-school farce!

> Or, you can rent it for $45/hour (minimum 2 hours)
> with a driver...

No, "that particular car" in fact rents for $80 an hour. It's in North Carolina. It's nice though to see you finally beginning to realize how many high-end car services offer Town Cars to their discerning customers. People at my station have of course known this all along.

> You're such a dumbfuck. Ever get sick of having
> your ass handed to you over and over again, day
> after day? What kind of masochist are you?

Too bad for you once again, douchebag. You've done nothing here but lose. Or do they spell that "loose" in Falls Church. Kind of like "correlary" or "housefrau"? LOL! Madison > Mason.

PS. "Taste of Vienna" is just a week from today! Admission is free. Unlike at "A Night at the Park."

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: April 23, 2016 09:58AM

v7Pkc Wrote:
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> So, in other words, you were wrong and now you're trying to pretend like
> you know something regardless that it's completely irrelevant. lol

No, just pointing out that the Delta Water Shuttle did indeed die in the Spring of 1998. The abandoned route was picked up and merged into the NY Waterway system for some 18 months, but it was not at all the same service as before. You of course would not have known that, as you never rode either one of them, never commuted to "corporate HQ" in NYC, and never ate at Esca. Like your phony trip to Florida, those were all just massive, concocted lies. These are all you have.

> Roll on homes. You be a playa fo sho!

Enjoy eating all that shit, dumbfuck! And the envy and butthurt as well. I'll be heading out for Nats Park now. Ta-ta, loser-boy.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: YKXtH ()
Date: April 23, 2016 02:57PM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> v7Pkc Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So, in other words, you were wrong and now
> you're trying to pretend like
> > you know something regardless that it's
> completely irrelevant. lol
>
> No, just pointing out that the Delta Water Shuttle
> did indeed die in the Spring of 1998. The
> abandoned route was picked up and merged into the
> NY Waterway system for some 18 months, but it was
> not at all the same service as before. You of
> course would not have known that, as you never
> rode either one of them, never commuted to
> "corporate HQ" in NYC, and never ate at Esca.
> Like your phony trip to Florida, those were all
> just massive, concocted lies. These are all you
> have.
>

Nope, it did not die. The group operating the service under Delta's branding as the "Delta Water Shuttle" simply changed. Which made absolutely no difference whatsoever to those of us using it. The ferry service between La Guardia and Manhattan continued to operate, as you conceded above, until the end of 2000. Same boats. Same route. Same branding.

Quote

NY Waterway To Operate Delta Water Shuttle

May 01, 1998, 01:00 ET from Delta Air Lines, Inc.

NEW YORK, May 1, /PRNewswire/ -- NY Waterway, the largest privately-
operated commuter ferry service in the nation, has assumed operation of the
Delta Water Shuttle, which provides high-speed ferry service between Manhattan
and the Delta Shuttle's exclusive facilities at La Guardia Airport's Marine Air Terminal,
NY Waterway President Arthur E. Imperatore, Jr. announced today.

Assumption of the Delta Water Shuttle is part of NY Waterway's purchase of
the assets of Harbor Shuttle, Inc., which had provided the service.
NY Waterway's purchase of Harbor Shuttle, which was concluded today, also
includes four 149-passenger ferry boats and one 88-passenger boat, landing
rights, and service from Staten Island to Yankee Stadium, which will continue.

"With our commitment to service, backed by 11 years of experience, NY
Waterway is confident that we can continue the tradition of excellent service
established by the Delta Shuttle and Harbor Shuttle," Imperatore said.

"We look forward to expanding and improving this service by linking it to
our extensive ferry network, providing safe, reliable, convenient service to
the Delta Shuttle at the Marine Air Terminal and to the rest of La Guardia
Airport."

"We believe the Delta Water Shuttle offers our customers a unique and
unbeatable shortcut to their business destinations, with ferry schedules that
provide fast and easy connections to their Delta Shuttle flights," said Bill
Crumbley, managing director of the Delta Shuttle. "Our new partnership with
NY Waterway will provide even more convenience and future enhancements for the
Delta Shuttle customer."

"As with all our ferry operations, airport service provides an attractive
alternative to auto and bus commuting, helping to reduce pollution and traffic
congestion on New York City streets," Imperatore added.

NY Waterway also had been designated by the Port Authority of New York &
New Jersey to provide high-speed ferry service from Manhattan to the Main
Terminal at the east end of La Guardia Airport and will continue to develop
that route in partnership with the Port Authority.

Under the terms of its agreement with Delta Air Lines, NY Waterway will
continue to provide weekday morning and evening rush hour service between the
Marine Air Terminal and four Manhattan ports, at Pier 11 at the foot of Wall
Street, East 34th Street, East 62nd Street, and 90th Street. Fares of $15 for
one-way travel and $25 for round-trip travel will remain unchanged. Delta
Shuttle customers receive 100 Delta SkyMiles for each trip on the Delta Water
Shuttle
and have access to AT&T Wireless telephone service and complimentary
Green Mountain coffee, juices and newspapers while traveling between
destinations...

SOURCE Delta Air Lines, Inc.

http://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/ny-waterway-to-operate-delta-water-shuttle-77729112.html


So, as I said, you were and are wrong. Trying to pretend that you know something with more irrelevant bullshit that you Googled up is just making the pwnage worse.

You failed.

Move on.


> > Roll on homes. You be a playa fo sho!
>
> Enjoy eating all that shit, dumbfuck! And the
> envy and butthurt as well. I'll be heading out
> for Nats Park now. Ta-ta, loser-boy.


Not a fan of the game or the team so, once again, your lame attempt to impress anyone also fails miserably Souolja Boy.


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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: April 24, 2016 10:38AM

YKXtH Wrote:
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> Nope, it did not die. The group operating the
> service under Delta's branding as the "Delta Water
> Shuttle" simply changed. Which made absolutely no
> difference whatsoever to those of us using it.

LOL! It did die, and you never rode it. Just like you never commuted to NYC and never ate at Esca. These are all parts of just one of the gigantic lies you have attempted to pass off here and been fatally scalded for. By the way, your boy Tanner pitched pretty well yesterday. Just two hits allowed while fanning 15. I'll be sure that he's congratulated on your behalf at "A Night at the Park".

> The ferry service between La Guardia and Manhattan
> continued to operate, as you conceded above, until
> the end of 2000. Same boats. Same route. Same
> branding.

NY Waterway absorbed boats and routes from the failed Harbor Shuttle Inc. As noted earlier, these were simply commingled into NY Waterway's already existing empire. After May 1, 1998, what ran to and from LGA in the AM and PM rush was whatever craft NYW decided to assign to the run. At that point after all, it was just one small part of a vast and interconnected commuter ferry system.

> Not a fan of the game or the team so, once again,
> your lame attempt to impress anyone also fails
> miserably Souolja Boy.

Do you have any fondness for vintage ticket stubs then, asshole?
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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: yFUDm ()
Date: April 24, 2016 04:26PM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> YKXtH Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Nope, it did not die. The group operating the
> > service under Delta's branding as the "Delta
> Water
> > Shuttle" simply changed. Which made absolutely
> no
> > difference whatsoever to those of us using it.
>
> LOL! It did die, and you never rode it. Just
> like you never commuted to NYC and never ate at
> Esca. These are all parts of just one of the
> gigantic lies you have attempted to pass off here
> and been fatally scalded for. By the way, your
> boy Tanner pitched pretty well yesterday. Just
> two hits allowed while fanning 15. I'll be sure
> that he's congratulated on your behalf at "A Night
> at the Park".


Yes, in fact I did. Many times. As did many others making the same commute. I have no idea who Tanner is nor am I interested enough to even bother to look. Once again you're so 'smart' that you can't tell two obviously different posters apart. Maybe you need to call in Kilton with his mad IP skillz. lol


>
> > The ferry service between La Guardia and
> Manhattan
> > continued to operate, as you conceded above,
> until
> > the end of 2000. Same boats. Same route.
> Same
> > branding.
>
> NY Waterway absorbed boats and routes from the
> failed Harbor Shuttle Inc. As noted earlier,
> these were simply commingled into NY Waterway's
> already existing empire. After May 1, 1998, what
> ran to and from LGA in the AM and PM rush was
> whatever craft NYW decided to assign to the run.
> At that point after all, it was just one small
> part of a vast and interconnected commuter ferry
> system.

Wrong again dumbass. If you were smarter and not just a dumbfuck digging his way deeper and deeper into a hole Googling things that you have no actual knowledge of, then you might better understand that the primary reason for Delta's involvement was for the branding/advertising as the "Delta Water Shuttle." The boats used were painted in Delta's colors with its logo and other branding. They didn't just swap in whatever random ferry that they had available. They were in fact the same boats before and after. I don't recall now whether some may have changed over time but that was of no concern to passengers and it's irrelevant beyond your own shoveling now.

>
> > Not a fan of the game or the team so, once
> again,
> > your lame attempt to impress anyone also fails
> > miserably Souolja Boy.
>
> Do you have any fondness for vintage ticket stubs
> then, asshole?
> .


None at all. Surely you can do better than that you big time playa.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: April 25, 2016 08:27AM

yFUDm Wrote:
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> Yes, in fact I did. Many times. As did many
> others making the same commute.

LOLOLOL!!! You bungled into inventing the whole water taxi story out of whole cloth in a worse than clumsy attempt to buttress your equally phony claims of having dined at Esca on bay scallop masterpieces from Dave Pasternack. Not one word of it was true. The entire story is, was, and always will be just a line of total bullshit. Bullshit, after all, is all you have to work with here.

> I have no idea who Tanner is nor am I interested enough to even
> bother to look.

You claimed to know all about him not so long ago.

> Once again you're so 'smart' that you can't tell two obviously
> different posters apart.

Amazing how you and "Someone Else" so often come and go at the same time and insinuate yourselves into the same stories. It's as if you were one and the same person or something.

> Maybe you need to call in Kilton with his mad IP skillz.

He's probably off sulking this morning over the state of the DC sports curse that he forever proclaims.

> Wrong again dumbass. If you were smarter and not
> just a dumbfuck digging his way deeper and deeper
> into a hole Googling things that you have no actual
> knowledge of, then you might better understand that
> the primary reason for Delta's involvement was for
> the branding/advertising as the "Delta Water Shuttle."
> The boats used were painted in Delta's colors with
> its logo and other branding.

That was pre-1998, bozo. Which of course was also pre-Esca.

> They didn't just swap in whatever random ferry that
> they had available. They were in fact the same boats
> before and after.

In fact, NY Waterway ran whatever boats they had available from their fleet on the LGA run. They were operating a simple commuter ferry route at that point, after all. And the boats they had taken from defunct Harbor Shuttle were indeed repainted into NY Waterway livery as the time and money for it became available. You need to accept the simple fact that what once had been the Delta Water Shuttle DIED when its operator did. Despite what ad agents may have written, the post-1998 association between NYW and Delta consisted of landing rights at the Marine Air Terminal. NYW did use that along with other landings that were more convenient to the commuter-base that they were then trying to serve.

> I don't recall now whether some may have changed over
> time but that was of no concern to passengers and it's
> irrelevant beyond your own shoveling now.

The reason that you "don't recall" is that you never rode these boats at any time under any operator.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: April 25, 2016 11:48AM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> I get it. It was "Someone Else" again. Forever a
> pathetic grade-school farce!

I thought you said "Someone Else" was the person who sent me pictures from FL. Now you're insinuating I'm this "Someone Else"? Get your shit together, fucktard.

> No, "that particular car" in fact rents for $80 an
> hour. It's in North Carolina.

Wow, how much Googling did you have to do to find a car that is vastly overpriced and essentially a rip-off? No "discerning" customer would pay that price for that vehicle. Of course, someone who's never taken a car service before might get swindled into that price.

The Town Car, like you, is long past its prime and is in no way a status symbol of any kind. Its time as an executive sedan is past due which is why it is no longer an acceptable vehicle to qualify as an Uber Black car. Had you known that, you wouldn't have "bragged" about taking one.

> Too bad for you once again, douchebag. You've done
> nothing here but lose.

Back to Danth's law for you. Shocking!

> PS. "Taste of Vienna" is just a week from today!

If I get a craving for McPizza, I mean Donato's, I'll let you know. Like so many other things in Vienna, the Taste of Vienna is hardly worth a trip. Of course, from Falls Church, you could simply go Idylwood to Gallows to Park to Moore to Center (avoiding Maple the entire way) to get there, but again why would you want to?

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: April 25, 2016 11:50AM

yFUDm Wrote:
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> Once again you're so 'smart' that
> you can't tell two obviously different posters
> apart.

This dope is too stupid to get it. Even when presented with facts refuting everything he says, he'll still double down on his stupidity and lies. It's why it's so fun to watch his meltdowns.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: dW9yw ()
Date: April 25, 2016 03:03PM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> yFUDm Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yes, in fact I did. Many times. As did many
> > others making the same commute.
>
> LOLOLOL!!! You bungled into inventing the whole
> water taxi story out of whole cloth in a worse
> than clumsy attempt to buttress your equally phony
> claims of having dined at Esca on bay scallop
> masterpieces from Dave Pasternack. Not one word
> of it was true. The entire story is, was, and
> always will be just a line of total bullshit.
> Bullshit, after all, is all you have to work with
> here.


Nope, I didn't. In fact, I used the Delta Water Shuttle many times. Though I never linked the two, I also ate at Esca multiple times. I never claimed to have eaten scallops there, I just guessed that they'd have a better picture than yours.


>
> > I have no idea who Tanner is nor am I interested
> enough to even
> > bother to look.
>
> You claimed to know all about him not so long ago.
>
>
> > Once again you're so 'smart' that you can't tell
> two obviously
> > different posters apart.
>
> Amazing how you and "Someone Else" so often come
> and go at the same time and insinuate yourselves
> into the same stories. It's as if you were one
> and the same person or something.
>


What's amazing is that you're STILL too fucking stooopid to distinguish between two obviously different posters. lol


> > Maybe you need to call in Kilton with his mad IP
> skillz.
>
> He's probably off sulking this morning over the
> state of the DC sports curse that he forever
> proclaims.


He'll be right in the end. The curse isn't any good unless they string you along until they choke.


>
> > Wrong again dumbass. If you were smarter and
> not
> > just a dumbfuck digging his way deeper and
> deeper
> > into a hole Googling things that you have no
> actual
> > knowledge of, then you might better understand
> that
> > the primary reason for Delta's involvement was
> for
> > the branding/advertising as the "Delta Water
> Shuttle."
> > The boats used were painted in Delta's colors
> with
> > its logo and other branding.
>
> That was pre-1998, bozo. Which of course was also
> pre-Esca.
>
> > They didn't just swap in whatever random ferry
> that
> > they had available. They were in fact the same
> boats
> > before and after.
>
> In fact, NY Waterway ran whatever boats they had
> available from their fleet on the LGA run. They
> were operating a simple commuter ferry route at
> that point, after all. And the boats they had
> taken from defunct Harbor Shuttle were indeed
> repainted into NY Waterway livery as the time and
> money for it became available. You need to accept
> the simple fact that what once had been the Delta
> Water Shuttle DIED when its operator did. Despite
> what ad agents may have written, the post-1998
> association between NYW and Delta consisted of
> landing rights at the Marine Air Terminal. NYW
> did use that along with other landings that were
> more convenient to the commuter-base that they
> were then trying to serve.


Now you're just making up whatever shit sounds good to try to save your futile weekend spent Googling. lmao

No, the Delta Water Shuttle did not "die" in 1998. The operator in partnership with Delta simply changed. The change was transparent to those of us using the service. The only commuter base that they were trying to serve were commuters arriving and leaving on the Delta Shuttles from/to DCA and BOS. Which is why, as documented in the multiple news releases and other sources already posted, Delta was involved to begin with. It was a marketing deal for Delta which without the branding would be pointless. Just as they did for a while with ferries to Mets and Yankees games:

28water_CA0-articleLarge.jpg.
amazin-mets-express.jpg

Just as Ikea does with a ferry run to their operation across the river, etc., etc.

IKEA_WT_004.jpg

Just as NY Waterways did and does NOT do with various other boats in their fleet which operate on other routes:

extralarge.jpg

Again, none of which matters since the only concern to those of us using the service was that there was a ferry from the old Marine Terminal at LaGuardia into and out of lower Manhattan. Beyond that, and some nominal points earned by using it, nobody really gave a shit who was running it. That now is relevanet only to your own futile clawing trying to climb out of the hole that you've dug. Which, btw, you now fuck up again in your own post by conceding that the service continued to operate. Dumbshit. lol

>
> > I don't recall now whether some may have changed
> over
> > time but that was of no concern to passengers
> and it's
> > irrelevant beyond your own shoveling now.
>
> The reason that you "don't recall" is that you
> never rode these boats at any time under any
> operator.


I don't recall because it was of no concern to anyone using the service and only comes up now because you're trying to save your dumb ass in any possible way that you can by arguing irrelevant bullshit which isn't even internally consistent. lol

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: vNKNm ()
Date: April 25, 2016 03:07PM

just a few Wrote:
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> yFUDm Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Once again you're so 'smart' that
> > you can't tell two obviously different posters
> > apart.
>
> This dope is too stupid to get it. Even when
> presented with facts refuting everything he says,
> he'll still double down on his stupidity and lies.
> It's why it's so fun to watch his meltdowns.


No shit. He seems to think that repeating the same bullshit over and over after being shot down multiple times will at some point somehow make it come true. I don't mind. I kinda enjoy shoveling more dirt in on him and watching him try to dig. lol

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: April 27, 2016 12:54PM

LOL! Fanboi withdraws with a final record of 0-186. Shot down on every point. Never did any of the shit that he and his phonies claimed to have done. You never once rode it, but the Delta Water Shuttle died in 1998. Nondescript Esca -- where you have never once eaten -- did not exist yet. For 18 months, NY Waterway ran a rush-hour commuter service, not an airport shuttle service. Then that failed as well. Meanwhile, the whole scallops sham was from start to finish a fabricated trip-to-Florida-style total pile of crap. We can chalk this one up as just another entry in what is quite a long list of embarrassingly futile Fanboi failures. Figured out yet what was at 105 West Broad Street before Ireland's Four Provinces arrived in 1997? How about what an executive car service is or how to get to Anita's in Vienna by cutting across Electric Avenue?
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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: April 27, 2016 01:29PM

just a few Wrote:
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> Of course, from Falls Church, you could simply go Idylwood to
> Gallows to Park to Moore to Center (avoiding Maple the entire way)
> to get there, but again why would you want to?

LOL! Fanboi, the Falls Church phony-ass Google-mapping fucktard, has fallen flat on his flabby-ass face once again! BULLETIN: Idylwood Road does not exist anywhere in Falls Church City. And Gallows Road and Park Street DO NOT INTERSECT! Since there are no Vienna neighborhood side-streets to accomplish it, you would have to travel across Cedar Lane to get from one to the other. And if Barbara B were here, she would surely tell you that only a mindless moron would follow such a route when cutting across Electric Avenue would be so much faster and easier. You really are quite the illiterate dumbfuck, you know!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: KudJT ()
Date: April 27, 2016 02:04PM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> LOL! Fanboi withdraws with a final record of
> 0-186. Shot down on every point.


They should rename Danth's Law for you. lol

> Never did any
> of the shit that he and his phonies claimed to
> have done. You never once rode it, but the Delta
> Water Shuttle died in 1998. Nondescript Esca --
> where you have never once eaten -- did not exist
> yet. For 18 months, NY Waterway ran a rush-hour
> commuter service, not an airport shuttle service.
> Then that failed as well.

You idiot. The "commuters" were those commuting between DCA/BOS and LGA on the Delta Shuttle not local daily drivers from the area. lol They just dropped the mid-day service which few people coming into the city for the day used the Delta Shuttle for anyway.

Just to rub your face in shit again...

Quote

NY Waterway To Operate DELTA WATER SHUTTLE

May 01, 1998, 01:00 ET from Delta Air Lines, Inc.

NEW YORK, May 1, /PRNewswire/ -- NY Waterway, the largest privately-
operated commuter ferry service in the nation, has assumed operation of the
Delta Water Shuttle, which provides high-speed ferry service between Manhattan
and the Delta Shuttle's exclusive facilities at La Guardia Airport's Marine
Air Terminal
, NY Waterway President Arthur E. Imperatore, Jr. announced today.
Assumption of the Delta Water Shuttle is part of NY Waterway's purchase of
the assets of Harbor Shuttle, Inc., which had provided the service.
NY Waterway's purchase of Harbor Shuttle, which was concluded today, also
includes four 149-passenger ferry boats and one 88-passenger boat, landing
rights, and service from Staten Island to Yankee Stadium, which will continue.
"With our commitment to service, backed by 11 years of experience, NY
Waterway is confident that we can continue the tradition of excellent service
established by the Delta Shuttle and Harbor Shuttle," Imperatore said.

"We look forward to expanding and improving this service by linking it to
our extensive ferry network, providing safe, reliable, convenient service to
the Delta Shuttle at the Marine Air Terminal
and to the rest of La Guardia
Airport."

"We believe the Delta Water Shuttle offers our customers a unique and
unbeatable shortcut to their business destinations, with ferry schedules that
provide fast and easy connections to their Delta Shuttle flights
," said Bill
Crumbley, managing director of the Delta Shuttle. "Our new partnership with
NY Waterway will provide even more convenience and future enhancements for the
Delta Shuttle customer
."

"As with all our ferry operations, airport service provides an attractive
alternative to auto and bus commuting, helping to reduce pollution and traffic
congestion on New York City streets," Imperatore added.

NY Waterway also had been designated by the Port Authority of New York &
New Jersey to provide high-speed ferry service from Manhattan to the Main
Terminal at the east end of La Guardia Airport and will continue to develop
that route in partnership with the Port Authority.

Under the terms of its agreement with Delta Air Lines, NY Waterway will
continue to provide weekday morning and evening rush hour service between the
Marine Air Terminal and four Manhattan ports, at Pier 11 at the foot of Wall
Street, East 34th Street, East 62nd Street, and 90th Street. Fares of $15 for
one-way travel and $25 for round-trip travel will remain unchanged. Delta
Shuttle customers receive 100 Delta SkyMiles for each trip on the Delta Water
Shuttle and have access to AT&T Wireless telephone service and complimentary
Green Mountain coffee, juices and newspapers while traveling between
destinations...


> Meanwhile, the whole
> scallops sham was from start to finish a
> fabricated trip-to-Florida-style total pile of
> crap. We can chalk this one up as just another
> entry in what is quite a long list of
> embarrassingly futile Fanboi failures. Figured
> out yet what was at 105 West Broad Street before
> Ireland's Four Provinces arrived in 1997? How
> about what an executive car service is or how to
> get to Anita's in Vienna by cutting across
> Electric Avenue?
> .

You're too stupid to figure it out but I'll leave the rest of this for other posters to spank your dumb ass.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: April 27, 2016 02:12PM

dW9yw Wrote:
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> In fact, I used the Delta Water Shuttle many times. Though I never
> linked the two, I also ate at Esca multiple times. I never claimed to
> have eaten scallops there, I just guessed that they'd have a better
> picture than yours.

Transparent lies. You made up 100% of the water-taxi claim in a horribly failed attempt to create background for your patently false claims of having commuted on "about a weekly basis" to "corporate HQ" in Manhattan where you regularly dined at Esca. In actuality, you never ate such a meal or made such a trip at all. You did however google up a quote about the wonders of bay scallops from Dave Pasternack, a chef and partner at Esca, whom you then tried to beatify in sordid attempts to redeem your various prior flubbed and failed comments concerning scallops and their seasons. Everything since has been an example of your digging a deep hole even deeper. You are a total and transparent fraud.

> No, the Delta Water Shuttle did not "die" in 1998. The operator
> in partnership with Delta simply changed.

It died and its assets were disposed of, principally to NY Waterway which briefly attempted to run a very different sort of ferry service across the same route, soon seeing that endeavor fall apart and fail as well.

> Beyond that, and some nominal points earned by using it,
> nobody really gave a shit who was running it.

Of course you don't care who was running it, since that tiny little matter documents in spades what a worthless fucking liar you are. When pressed to provide the name of the water-taxi service you rode to your non-existent meetings and your non-existent meals, you confidently proclaimed that it was the Delta Water Shuttle, despite the fact that the service had shut down in May 1998, long before Esca ever opened. You've been trying in Nixonian fashion to craft some sort of cover-up ever since, and it's not working out any better for you than what Tricky Dick's efforts did for him. You are a crook -- just a big fat fucking fraud and nothing else at all.

> Which, btw, you now fuck up again in your own post
> by conceding that the service continued to operate.

It was noted at the very beginning, asshole. Anyone having not been dropped on his head as an infant as often as you apparently were would have recollected that. The problem for you here is that where I did, you DID NOT KNOW at the time of the 1998 demise of the Delta Water Shuttle and so were easily led into stupidly claiming that you were riding that to get to Esca at times when it would have been impossible to do so. Your bad, loser!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: April 27, 2016 02:20PM

vNKNm Wrote:
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> No shit. He seems to think that repeating the
> same bullshit over and over after being shot down
> multiple times will at some point somehow make it
> come true. I don't mind. I kinda enjoy shoveling
> more dirt in on him and watching him try to dig.
> lol

Are you supposed to be one of these "other people", you fabulous assfuck? How far beyond stupid can ONE PERSON -- and that's all there is or ever has been on the other end of this -- actually sink?

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: NxKv3 ()
Date: April 27, 2016 02:41PM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> dW9yw Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > In fact, I used the Delta Water Shuttle many
> times. Though I never
> > linked the two, I also ate at Esca multiple
> times. I never claimed to
> > have eaten scallops there, I just guessed that
> they'd have a better
> > picture than yours.
>
> Transparent lies. You made up 100% of the
> water-taxi claim in a horribly failed attempt to
> create background for your patently false claims
> of having commuted on "about a weekly basis" to
> "corporate HQ" in Manhattan where you regularly
> dined at Esca. In actuality, you never ate such a
> meal or made such a trip at all. You did however
> google up a quote about the wonders of bay
> scallops from Dave Pasternack, a chef and partner
> at Esca, whom you then tried to beatify in sordid
> attempts to redeem your various prior flubbed and
> failed comments concerning scallops and their
> seasons. Everything since has been an example of
> your digging a deep hole even deeper. You are a
> total and transparent fraud.
>
> > No, the Delta Water Shuttle did not "die" in
> 1998. The operator
> > in partnership with Delta simply changed.
>
> It died and its assets were disposed of,
> principally to NY Waterway which briefly attempted
> to run a very different sort of ferry service
> across the same route, soon seeing that endeavor
> fall apart and fail as well.
>
> > Beyond that, and some nominal points earned by
> using it,
> > nobody really gave a shit who was running it.
>
> Of course you don't care who was running it, since
> that tiny little matter documents in spades what a
> worthless fucking liar you are. When pressed to
> provide the name of the water-taxi service you
> rode to your non-existent meetings and your
> non-existent meals, you confidently proclaimed
> that it was the Delta Water Shuttle, despite the
> fact that the service had shut down in May 1998,
> long before Esca ever opened. You've been trying
> in Nixonian fashion to craft some sort of cover-up
> ever since, and it's not working out any better
> for you than what Tricky Dick's efforts did for
> him. You are a crook -- just a big fat fucking
> fraud and nothing else at all.
>
> > Which, btw, you now fuck up again in your own
> post
> > by conceding that the service continued to
> operate.
>
> It was noted at the very beginning, asshole.
> Anyone having not been dropped on his head as an
> infant as often as you apparently were would have
> recollected that. The problem for you here is
> that where I did, you DID NOT KNOW at the time of
> the 1998 demise of the Delta Water Shuttle and so
> were easily led into stupidly claiming that you
> were riding that to get to Esca at times when it
> would have been impossible to do so. Your bad,
> loser!


You're a moron and I'm getting bored with your bullshit and repeatedly pwning your dumb ass.

Yes, I did regularly commute to Manhattan from DCA. I didn't say that I regularly ate at Esca. I said that I have multiple times. As have thousands of others in both cases. Neither are any exclusive, impressive events reserved only for the few as you seem to view such things as you do routine shit like buying coffee. Neither of which are dependent on anything related to the Delta Water Shuttle itself which was just one of many ways into and out of the city that I used over the years.

Obviously, as independently documented above and as you have conceded multiple times, the ferry service for Delta Shuttle passengers operating between the Marine Terminal at LGA to lower Manhattan did not "shut down" in 1998. The company operating the service simply changed. Who operated the service was of no concern to anyone using it. That only comes up now because you're trying to save your own dumb ass after wasting time out of your miserable life Googling ferry schedules.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: 9GtEW ()
Date: April 27, 2016 02:42PM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> vNKNm Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > No shit. He seems to think that repeating the
> > same bullshit over and over after being shot
> down
> > multiple times will at some point somehow make
> it
> > come true. I don't mind. I kinda enjoy
> shoveling
> > more dirt in on him and watching him try to
> dig.
> > lol
>
> Are you supposed to be one of these "other
> people", you fabulous assfuck? How far beyond
> stupid can ONE PERSON -- and that's all there is
> or ever has been on the other end of this --
> actually sink?

Wrong again dumb ass. lol

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: wVVkJ ()
Date: April 27, 2016 03:00PM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> dW9yw Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > In fact, I used the Delta Water Shuttle many
> times. Though I never
> > linked the two, I also ate at Esca multiple
> times. I never claimed to
> > have eaten scallops there, I just guessed that
> they'd have a better
> > picture than yours.
>
> Transparent lies. You made up 100% of the
> water-taxi claim in a horribly failed attempt to
> create background for your patently false claims
> of having commuted on "about a weekly basis" to
> "corporate HQ" in Manhattan where you regularly
> dined at Esca. Blah blah blah blah blah blah
> blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
> blah blah blah blah blah...

Read it again bitch.

Quote

NY Waterway To Operate DELTA WATER SHUTTLE

May 01, 1998, 01:00 ET from Delta Air Lines, Inc.

NEW YORK, May 1, /PRNewswire/ -- NY Waterway, the largest privately-
operated commuter ferry service in the nation, has assumed operation of the
Delta Water Shuttle, which provides high-speed ferry service between Manhattan
and the Delta Shuttle's exclusive facilities at La Guardia Airport's Marine
Air Terminal, NY Waterway President Arthur E. Imperatore, Jr. announced today.
Assumption of the Delta Water Shuttle is part of NY Waterway's purchase of
the assets of Harbor Shuttle, Inc., which had provided the service.
NY Waterway's purchase of Harbor Shuttle, which was concluded today, also
includes four 149-passenger ferry boats and one 88-passenger boat, landing
rights, and service from Staten Island to Yankee Stadium, which will continue.
"With our commitment to service, backed by 11 years of experience, NY
Waterway is confident that we can continue the tradition of excellent service
established by the Delta Shuttle and Harbor Shuttle," Imperatore said.

"We look forward to expanding and improving this service by linking it to
our extensive ferry network, providing safe, reliable, convenient service to
the Delta Shuttle at the Marine Air Terminal and to the rest of La Guardia
Airport."

"We believe the Delta Water Shuttle offers our customers a unique and
unbeatable shortcut to their business destinations, with ferry schedules that
provide fast and easy connections to their Delta Shuttle flights," said Bill
Crumbley, managing director of the Delta Shuttle. "Our new partnership with
NY Waterway will provide even more convenience and future enhancements for the
Delta Shuttle customer."

"As with all our ferry operations, airport service provides an attractive
alternative to auto and bus commuting, helping to reduce pollution and traffic
congestion on New York City streets," Imperatore added.

NY Waterway also had been designated by the Port Authority of New York &
New Jersey to provide high-speed ferry service from Manhattan to the Main
Terminal at the east end of La Guardia Airport and will continue to develop
that route in partnership with the Port Authority.

Under the terms of its agreement with Delta Air Lines, NY Waterway will
continue to provide weekday morning and evening rush hour service between the
Marine Air Terminal and four Manhattan ports, at Pier 11 at the foot of Wall
Street, East 34th Street, East 62nd Street, and 90th Street. Fares of $15 for
one-way travel and $25 for round-trip travel will remain unchanged. Delta
Shuttle customers receive 100 Delta SkyMiles for each trip on the Delta Water
Shuttle and have access to AT&T Wireless telephone service and complimentary
Green Mountain coffee, juices and newspapers while traveling between
destinations...

And this one bitch...

Quote

ATLANTA, Jan. 5, 2000 /PRNewswire/ -- Members of the Delta Air Lines'
(NYSE: DAL) SkyMiles(TM) program will earn 100 miles for each Delta Water
Shuttle trip or 200 miles for each round-trip through June 30, 2000.
Delta Water Shuttle offers frequent, direct access between Delta Shuttle's
Marine Air Terminal at New York LaGuardia Airport and Manhattan.
"The water shuttle's high-speed ferry service offers a convenient,
traffic-free alternative when traveling between the airport and Manhattan,"
said Christine Pierce, director of Delta's relationship marketing.
"The water shuttle is a great complement to our LaGuardia airport service,
which includes Delta Shuttle, located in the Marine Air Terminal, just steps
from the Delta Water Shuttle," said Pierce.
Departing the Marine Air Terminal every hour, Monday through Friday, the
water shuttle provides quick access to three popular Manhattan locations: East
34th Street, East 62nd Street and Wall Street Pier 11. The water shuttle also
departs from these same three Manhattan locations, hourly, Monday through
Friday. Fares are $15 for one-way travel and $25 for a round-trip. Travel
time to LaGuardia from the 62nd Street port is approximately 20 minutes; from
the East 34th Street port, 30 minutes; and from Pier 11, 45 minutes.
Delta Shuttle offers hourly departures on the half-hour between LaGuardia
and both Boston Logan and Washington National airports and nonstop departures
between Boston and Washington every other hour throughout the business day.
Delta Water Shuttle arrivals to the Marine Air Terminal coincide with Delta
Shuttle departures, enabling passengers to purchase a ticket and board the
airplane in a time-efficient manner.
Reservations are not required for Delta Shuttle or the Delta Water
Shuttle; however, customers may make reservations or obtain additional
information by calling the automated information line at 1-800-WE-FLY-DL
(1-800-933-5935) or accessing Delta Shuttle Web site at
http://www.delta-air.com/shuttle .
Delta SkyMiles members earn mileage by flying Delta, the Delta Connection
carriers, Delta Express, Delta Shuttle and Delta's airline partners. The
Delta SkyMiles program offers many other mileage-building opportunities,
including the Delta SkyMiles Credit Card from American Express, MCI WorldCom
services, participating hotels, car purchases, car rental companies, cruise
lines, restaurants, mortgages with North American Mortgage Company and Better
Homes & Gardens Real Estate.
Delta, named "Airline of the Year" by Air Transport World magazine and
"Best-Managed Major Airline" for 1999 by Aviation Week & Space Technology
magazine, is the world's most flown carrier. More than 105 million passengers
traveled on Delta in 1999. Delta, Delta Express, Delta Shuttle, the Delta
Connection carriers and Delta's Worldwide Partners operate 5,423 flights each
day to 365 cities in 60 countries.


SOURCE Delta Air Lines, Inc.

And this one bitch.

Quote

New Ferry Line to La Guardia Is to Begin Service by Midyear

By PATRICK MCGEEHAN JAN. 8, 2005

Despite the financial troubles other ferry services have had, the company that takes tourists to the Statue of Liberty and Ellis Island plans to start running passenger boats from Manhattan to La Guardia Airport by midyear.

Circle Line Harbor Cruises intends to start running high-speed ferries every 30 minutes on weekdays from Pier 11 in Lower Manhattan to 34th Street and then to a dock near the Marine Air Terminal at the airport, J.B. Meyer, the president of the company, said. The trip would take 30 minutes and cost $25 each way, Mr. Meyer said.

The Port Authority of New York and New Jersey chose the company, which is not affiliated with the operator of Circle Line sightseeing cruises around Manhattan, in December. Among the other bidders was New York Waterway, which has been struggling to keep its Hudson River commuter service operating.

Establishing ferry service from downtown to New York's airports has been a pet project of Gov. George E. Pataki, said Steve Coleman, a spokesman for the Port Authority. He said the agency was seeking proposals from companies that would run a similar service to Kennedy International Airport starting in 2006.

The governor has been an ardent advocate of linking Lower Manhattan to Kennedy by building a rail line that would connect to the Long Island Rail Road. But that project, if it happens, will take about a decade to complete. In the meantime, ferries would provide the only new route to the airports.

Circle Line would not be the first to offer business travelers an alternative to taxicabs as a way to get from the Wall Street area to La Guardia. Delta Air Lines provided a similar service, which was operated in its later years by New York Waterway, until the end of 2000, when the service closed.

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/01/08/nyregion/new-ferry-line-to-la-guardia-is-to-begin-service-by-midyear.html

And this one bitch.

Quote

Gliding in a Floating World, Life Is but a Dream

By JANNY SCOTT

Published: October 13, 2000

To see New York City from the water is to see it anew, spread out serenely along the horizon in the shifting light, distorted by distance, blurred by haze, magically rearranging itself as you move in the muffled quiet toward someplace, anyplace or, better yet, no place at all...

East River

In some ways, the most delightful excursions were the most mundane. Early one morning I caught the Delta Water Shuttle off a barge in the East River at 62nd Street, steamed north past Roosevelt Island, then veered east through Hell Gate, passed under the Triborough Bridge, skirted Rikers Island and docked behind the Marine Air Terminal at La Guardia Airport in Bowery Bay.

It had seemed inconceivable, standing there alone at the southern end of the East River Walk, that a ferry would actually show up. The river looked empty that morning and the gate to the dock was locked. Then the boat materialized in the distance, steaming toward me. Suddenly she was there, the Amelia Earhart. A man in uniform hopped off, said hi and unlocked the gate. I went aboard.

There were just two other passengers that morning, noses buried in work. I stood on the sliver of deck at the stern, watching the skyline flatten and the waterway widen as we rounded the northwestern flank of Queens, past sewage treatment and power plants, tank farms and cormorant-crowded markers. A single gull followed us up the East River. Ducks flapped low over the glistening bay.

To the south and west, the Manhattan skyline came back into view, transected by the Triborough Bridge. Sailboats motored past in the windless morning, heading for the harbor and beyond. At La Guardia, jets were lumbering into position and arcing skyward against the glare. We disembarked up a rambling gangway and into the terminal. Reality abruptly resumed.

http://www.nytimes.com/2000/10/13/arts/gliding-in-a-floating-world-life-is-but-a-dream.html?pagewanted=all

Would you like some more? Just say "Yes Sir. May I please have another Sir?"

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: ouch! ()
Date: April 27, 2016 03:17PM

^^^^^^^^

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: April 27, 2016 03:24PM

KudJT Wrote:
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> They should rename Danth's Law for you. lol

You should try having your worthless butt kicked a lot less often, you ever-lying sack of wretched stink-shit.

> You idiot. The "commuters" were those commuting
> between DCA/BOS and LGA on the Delta Shuttle not
> local daily drivers from the area.

You could not be more wrong, oh mindless asstard. The tiny and dwindling numbers of actual airline-related riders were what caused the Delta Water Shuttle to go belly-up to begin with. In 1998 already. With their vast networks and experience in commuter ferry operations, NY Waterway gambled that they might be able to resurrect the route, using the Marine Air Terminal and other landings in the LGA vicinty to support a general rush-hour commuter service out that way. They lost that bet in rather short order however. They couldn't even make it through 2000.

> Just to rub your face in shit again...

LOL! The same old worthless ad-copy from Delta's in-flight magazine that you've posted now like a dozen times. What sort of sorry-ass brain-dead assfuck would fall for that sort of thing?

> You're too stupid to figure it out but I'll leave the rest
> of this for other posters to spank your dumb ass.

Face it, fumblefuck. 1) You lied, and 2) the ferry service died. Wallow in the sheer disgrace of this latest of the many devastating failures you have suffered here. You never ate at Esca. You never rode the water-taxi. You remain nothing but a hapless lying little piece of shit.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: April 27, 2016 03:57PM

NxKv3 Wrote:
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> You're a moron and I'm getting bored with your
> bullshit and repeatedly pwning your dumb ass.

I am much more intelligent than you which is one part of why it is so easy for me to catch you in one fall-down example of desperate, outright, blatant lying after another.

> Yes, I did regularly commute to Manhattan from DCA.

No, you didn't. You made that pile of shit up entirely and are now stuck with these ever weaker attempts to defend the fact that ever made such phony and desperate claims to begin with.

> I didn't say that I regularly ate at Esca. I said that I have multiple times.

Which is a total lie either way. You have NEVER eaten there. You came across the name of the place completely out of the blue as the result of a Google search related to how sweet and tasty bay scallops are. The rest of your web of related lies is just another bit of TOTAL FRAUD on your part.

> As have thousands of others in both cases.

Correction: No one has ridden any water taxi to or from LGA in more than 15 years. And considering that only 44% of diners at Esca say that they would return, I would not have much confidence in your claims for its popularity either.

> Neither are any exclusive, impressive events reserved only
> for the few as you seem to view such things as you do routine
> shit like buying coffee.

I merely taunt your pathetic, vulnerable, and glowing red ass with the fact that Vienna has a well-regarded coffee roaster in town while the decaying shithole of Falls Church City does not have any at all. This of course is an oft-recurring theme when comparing these two places to each other.

> Neither of which are dependent on anything related to the
> Delta Water Shuttle itself which was just one of many ways
> into and out of the city that I used over the years.

The water-taxi was the only one you chose to highlight by making up a web of total fucking lies about it. And by the way, as used above, the word "neither" is singular. Once again, you cannot manage as much as elementary English. What an absolute jackass!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: April 27, 2016 04:02PM

9GtEW Wrote:
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> Wrong again dumb ass. lol

Is that you, Someone Else? No? I didn't think so. Just the usual asswipe little tag-along toadie and general dipshit toy soldier. What a pathetic and utterly lame-ass miscarriage of a creation you are!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: WJvMm ()
Date: April 27, 2016 04:06PM

What exactly are you guys arguing about?

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: 6TDd6 ()
Date: April 27, 2016 04:58PM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> KudJT Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > They should rename Danth's Law for you. lol
>
> You should try having your worthless butt kicked a
> lot less often, you ever-lying sack of wretched
> stink-shit.

Double Danthin' lol

>
> > You idiot. The "commuters" were those
> commuting
> > between DCA/BOS and LGA on the Delta Shuttle
> not
> > local daily drivers from the area.
>
> You could not be more wrong, oh mindless asstard.
> The tiny and dwindling numbers of actual
> airline-related riders were what caused the Delta
> Water Shuttle to go belly-up to begin with. In
> 1998 already. With their vast networks and
> experience in commuter ferry operations, NY
> Waterway gambled that they might be able to
> resurrect the route, using the Marine Air Terminal
> and other landings in the LGA vicinty to support a
> general rush-hour commuter service out that way.
> They lost that bet in rather short order however.
> They couldn't even make it through 2000.
>

Complete made up bullshit. lmao

Demonstrated objectively to be bullshit by Delta's and NY Waterways' own statements as well other independent sources. If you knew the area and the airport and the service better than you can Google up, then you'd understand why that makes no fucking sense at all especially at the time. You'd also know that the only reason that the service operated was to serve Delta Shuttle passengers.


> > Just to rub your face in shit again...
>
> LOL! The same old worthless ad-copy from Delta's
> in-flight magazine that you've posted now like a
> dozen times. What sort of sorry-ass brain-dead
> assfuck would fall for that sort of thing?
>
> > You're too stupid to figure it out but I'll
> leave the rest
> > of this for other posters to spank your dumb
> ass.
>
> Face it, fumblefuck. 1) You lied, and 2) the
> ferry service died. Wallow in the sheer disgrace
> of this latest of the many devastating failures
> you have suffered here. You never ate at Esca.
> You never rode the water-taxi. You remain nothing
> but a hapless lying little piece of shit.


Documented in multiple press releases from the time dumbshit. With statements directly from executives at both Delta and NY Waterways. Dated long after you claimed the service stopped operating. Which you still, in your own stupid way, admit continued to operate. lmao

And if you don't like those, then you can read more from the NYT.

Quote

A Ferry Loop Plan To Connect the Dots For New York Bay

By ANDREW JACOBS
Published: February 10, 2001

From Boston to Seattle to San Diego, maritime cities across the country have embraced ferries as an inexpensive and people-pleasing way to ease congestion, spur waterfront revitalization and stitch together far-flung communities snubbed by other forms of mass transit.

Now a coalition of ferry advocates in New York and New Jersey has quietly put together a proposal for an ambitious, 25-stop ferry loop for Upper New York Bay, one that would link Manhattan, Staten Island, Brooklyn and New Jersey with a fleet of 99-passenger vessels...

And recent history gives reason for both optimism and concern. While two dozen ferry routes have begun since 1986, low ridership has forced operators to discontinue more than half of them, including a Queens-to-Midtown Manhattan link that New York Waterway plans to abandon next month and the Delta Air Lines LaGuardia Airport water taxi, which made its last run in December.

Don't like the NYT? How about the NY Daily News?

Quote

RELATIVE COSTS [to LaGuardia]
NEW YORK DAILY NEWS Sunday, June 27, 1999, 12:00 AM A A A

Way to Go: Subway Price: $1.50 (to JFK or LaGuardia) Way to Go: Bus Olympia Trails, (212) 964-6233 Price: Manhattan to Newark, $10 New York Airport Service (formerly Carey Bus Service), (718) 706-9658 Price: Manhattan to JFK, $13 (students $6, seniors $4) Manhattan to LaGuardia, $10 (students $6, seniors $3) LIRR Jamaica Station to either JFK or LaGuardia, $5 Way to Go: Delta Water Shuttle 800-53FERRY (800-533-3779) Price: $15 one way, $25 round-trip. Weekdays only, and only between LaGuardia's Marine Air Terminal and three sites in Manhattan Way to Go: Taxi to/ from Manhattan JFK, about $45 LaGuardia, about $17 Newark, about $35 Way to Go: Safeway Car Service (718) 336-1010 Price from sample location (34th St. and Second Ave., Manhattan): JFK, $25 plus tolls Newark, $28 plus tolls LaGuardia, $20 plus tolls Way to Go: AAA Classic Limo (212) 717-5466 Price from sample location (34th St. and Second Ave., Manhattan): JFK, $104 Newark, $104 LaGuardia, $85 Way to Go: Helicopter Provider: Helicopter Flight Services, (212) 355-0801 Price: $595 (to any of the three major airports) Way to Go: Hitchhiking Price: Dangerous, possibly illegal, but free.

Don't trust the NY media? How about the Washington Post...

Quote

Delta Jettisons The Best Shuttle Service Afloat

By Ken Ringle February 8, 2001

Talk about air rage! In one of the sneakiest corporate maneuvers in recent times, Delta Air Lines has quietly discontinued the Delta Water Shuttle, thereby scuttling one of the major reasons for flying Delta to New York.

Or maybe for flying to New York at all.

The $15 water taxi ($25 round trip), which sped commuters up and down the East River in 30 minutes between Wall Street and the old Pan Am seaplane terminal at LaGuardia Airport, was one of New York's best-kept secrets and most sybaritic bargains -- a highly civilized waterborne alternative to the jolting kamikaze taxi rides for which Fun City has long been famous.

Operating in one form or another since 1987, it ran hourly from 6:30 a.m. to 6:30 p.m. weekdays, connecting passengers in the most painless way possible with Delta Shuttle flights to and from Boston and Washington, with Manhattan stops at 34th and 62nd streets. Its dock at LaGuardia was just steps from the flight ramp, and boasted a terminal entrance beneath the same decorative frieze of flying fish that greeted the fabled Pan Am Clipper in the 1930s and '40s.

Few journeys were more satisfying than exiting Manhattan by water shuttle on summer afternoons, rumbling northward on the sparkling water beneath bridges clogged with honking, frustrated drivers. It was a half-hour time-out from the urban rat race -- a commute so calming it felt stolen and vaguely illegal. And from the water, whether one was leaving or arriving, the Apple's skyscrapers looked as magical as they're supposed to in songs and old movies. The water shuttle made you want to be a part of it, just like Frank Sinatra and Liza Minnelli. Even if you hate bagels and Rudy Giuliani.

And now all that's gone! Stolen! Downsized!

Murdered?

"We were unable to reach agreement with our service provider," said a spokesman for Delta, which inherited the water shuttle when it took over the Pan Am shuttle 10 years ago. While deftly sidestepping any statement that the water shuttle was axed as a cost-cutting measure, she noted that only 2 percent of the air shuttle's passengers used the water service each year.

The spokesman conceded that no cancellation announcement was ever made to the press, but said signs noting the demise have been in place in Boston, Washington and New York airports since service halted Dec. 29.

"We are always looking to provide the best service for our passengers," said Delta spokesman Helen O'Dell.

Fuggedaboutit, says Pat Smith, a spokesman for NY Waterway, which has run the water shuttle operation since 1997. To Smith, the water shuttle died for one reason and one reason only: "Delta chose not to continue the service."


Or from posts from the time by other travelers using the service supporting the same.

Quote

Old Jan 2, 01, 6:22 pm #1
bdschobel
Moderator: Marriott Rewards forum & Travel with Children

LGA Water Shuttle

The Water Shuttle between LGA and Manhattan shut down, apparently permanently, on December 29. It was a good way to avoid New York's ghastly traffic but obviously did not get enough ridership. They tried lowering the price but that didn't work, so they shut down.

And if you'd like more then I can post various city and regional commissions citing the dates for operation of the service in planning documents for later similar services.

Quote

COMPREHENSIVE CITYWIDE FERRY STUDY
2013
Final Report

LaGuardia Airport Model

Background

A privately-operated ferry service to LaGuardia Airport operated from 1988 to 2000.
This service, connecting ferry terminals at Pier 11 and East 34th Street in Manhattan
with the Marine Air Terminal at LaGuardia Airport, was sponsored by Delta Airlines and
was marketed as the “Delta Water Shuttle” to provide a connection to Delta’s flights
to Washington D.C. and Boston
. Since the service was sponsored solely to support
flights leaving from the Marine Air Terminal (Terminal A)
, connections to other
terminals were not marketed. In interviews with ferry operators familiar with the
service, it was described as a “nice service”, “consistent” for customers, but one that
“lost money” for the operator as well as for Delta, which provided a fuel subsidy for
their sponsorship.

http://www.nycedc.com/sites/default/files/filemanager/Resources/Studies/2013_Citywide_Ferry_Study/Citywide_Ferry_Study_-_Final_Report.pdf


You were wrong.

You failed.

Live with it and move on bitch.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: April 27, 2016 05:00PM

wVVkJ Wrote:
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> Read it again bitch.

You are such a monstrous dumbfuck! It says that NY Waterway will take over the failed Delta Water Shuttle and work with the Port Authority of NY to implement weekday AM and PM rush hour commuter service along appropriately expanded routes.

> And this one bitch...

It announces Delta's decision that, since it had become a general commuter service, "sky miles" would no longer be awarded for water-taxi travel after June 30, 2000.

> And this one bitch.

How fucking dumb are you??? It touts the creation of a new ferry service to LGA. Eleven years on, and the first boat has yet to sail. Various proposals since have come to exactly the same end. Not that you would have been aware of any of them. Too busy trying to make reservations at the Karaoke Inn.

> And this one bitch.

A soporific ode to the misty-eyed pleasures of an about-to-be-bygone era. There were nostalgic articles written about riding the 3rd Avenue El in its final days of operation as well. You never did that either, of course.

> Would you like some more? Just say "Yes Sir. May
> I please have another Sir?"

Shove it a long way up your pitiful and totally dishonest bunghole, dumbshit. All you've got is the same old worthless flabby-ass nothing as always. There isn't anything that you bring to any table anywhere. Just the same old worthless serial bullshit. You fucked royally and repeatedly in your stupid scallops escapade. You will never be able to recover. Never.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: April 27, 2016 05:05PM

ouch! Wrote:
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> ^^^^^^^^

Fanboi is not too embarrassed to behave as any ignorant ten-year old might. Such a fucking worthless piece of low-grade trash and nonsense.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: April 27, 2016 05:08PM

WJvMm Wrote:
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> What exactly are you guys arguing about?

If you have to ask, you are too stupid to play. Not as stupid as Fanboi perhaps, but still easily too stupid to play.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: YkWnF ()
Date: April 27, 2016 05:13PM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> wVVkJ Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Read it again bitch.
>
> You are such a monstrous dumbfuck! It says that
> NY Waterway will take over the failed Delta Water
> Shuttle and work with the Port Authority of NY to
> implement weekday AM and PM rush hour commuter
> service along appropriately expanded routes.
>
> > And this one bitch...
>
> It announces Delta's decision that, since it had
> become a general commuter service, "sky miles"
> would no longer be awarded for water-taxi travel
> after June 30, 2000.
>
> > And this one bitch.
>
> How fucking dumb are you??? It touts the creation
> of a new ferry service to LGA. Eleven years on,
> and the first boat has yet to sail. Various
> proposals since have come to exactly the same end.
> Not that you would have been aware of any of
> them. Too busy trying to make reservations at the
> Karaoke Inn.
>
> > And this one bitch.
>
> A soporific ode to the misty-eyed pleasures of an
> about-to-be-bygone era. There were nostalgic
> articles written about riding the 3rd Avenue El in
> its final days of operation as well. You never
> did that either, of course.
>
> > Would you like some more? Just say "Yes Sir.
> May
> > I please have another Sir?"
>
> Shove it a long way up your pitiful and totally
> dishonest bunghole, dumbshit. All you've got is
> the same old worthless flabby-ass nothing as
> always. There isn't anything that you bring to
> any table anywhere. Just the same old worthless
> serial bullshit. You fucked royally and
> repeatedly in your stupid scallops escapade. You
> will never be able to recover. Never.


You're full of shit. Read above and weep Asshole...

lol

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: vnuFX ()
Date: April 27, 2016 05:16PM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> WJvMm Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What exactly are you guys arguing about?
>
> If you have to ask, you are too stupid to play.
> Not as stupid as Fanboi perhaps, but still easily
> too stupid to play.


^ Asshole... is upset because he wasted a weekend out of his pitiful life Googling something that turned out to be a complete dud. lol

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: April 27, 2016 06:18PM

6TDd6 Wrote:
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> Double Danthin' lol

You've been serially crushed on occasions measurable only on galactic scales because you are a simply mindless moron douchebag.

> Complete made up bullshit. lmao Demonstrated objectively to be bullshit > by Delta's and NY Waterways' own statements

It's the story of what actually happened, notwithstanding the fact that you are too stupid to be able to tease the actual meaning out of simple PR fluff. The Delta Water Shuttle died in 1998. Whatever it had been before, it could be no more. There were not enough people on board to pay the freight. Simple as that. NY Waterway tried to give the route a shot along very different service lines, but that effort quickly failed as well, In the years since, nobody's grand plans for a new ferry service have amounted to even half a hill of beans.

You meanwhile never rode any water taxi service to or from LGA. The whole meme was an embarrassingly shameless line of pure bullshit concocted in a worse than lame attempt to cover up for your stupid-ass scallops bobbles. Just more worthless Falls Church bullshit straight from a worthless Falls Church asshole.

> You'd also know that the only reason that the service
> operated was to serve Delta Shuttle passengers.

Once again, not material to the point, but true through 1998. That was then the end of that. Delta's contracts with Harbor Shuttle Inc. died right along with HSI. Arrangements with NY Waterway were for use of Delta's landing rights at the Marine Air Terminal. That was it. The rest of the new rush-hour general commuter ferry service was the business of NYW and the Port Authority. Delta became a bystander.

You can meanwhile post all the dumbfuck articles about service through 2000 that you want. That much is not in dispute. None of those articles will dispute the simple fact that what had been the Delta Water Shuttle went away in 1998, and NY Waterway's attempt to run a new commuter ferry service took its place. Them's the facts, asshole. There's no point in trying to run away from them. They'll follow you wherever you go.

> You were wrong. You failed. Live with it and move on bitch.

You're just a hapless lying dumbshit putz-fuck who knows nothing beyond the fact that he has to continue to lie and lie and lie in hopes of diverting from and covering up for what are now weeks and weeks of hopelessly stupid-assfuck posting. All of which has been brutally mocked and battered by the smart folks on the bus. There will be two of those should Barbara B ever happen to show up.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: April 27, 2016 06:22PM

YkWnF Wrote:
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> You're full of shit. Read above and weep Asshole...

Once again, nothing new and nobody home. You've fallen into a bottomless abyss, you worthless asshole. You will NEVER be able to climb out.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: April 27, 2016 06:50PM

vnuFX Wrote:
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> ^ Asshole... is upset because he wasted a weekend out of his pitiful
> life Googling something that turned out to be a complete dud. lol

Hahaha! As noted earlier, every weekend is a holiday weekend for me. Basically, I have 52 7-day weekends per year. The more time to enjoy travel and town cars and fine dining and coffee. Eat your wage-slave little heart out, you miserable little Honey Pig pauper. Saved up enough to go to the German Gourmet lately, loser? LOL!

Meanwhile, there hasn't been any sort of line at all running up the East River in more than 15 years. When was it that you went water-taxiing off to eat at Esca again? Hmmm? Such a pathetic lying asshole. It would be a waste of pee to piss on you.
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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: dMKLX ()
Date: April 27, 2016 08:56PM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> 6TDd6 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Double Danthin' lol
>
> You've been serially crushed on occasions
> measurable only on galactic scales because you are
> a simply mindless moron douchebag.
>
> > Complete made up bullshit. lmao Demonstrated
> objectively to be bullshit > by Delta's and NY
> Waterways' own statements
>
> It's the story of what actually happened,
> notwithstanding the fact that you are too stupid
> to be able to tease the actual meaning out of
> simple PR fluff. The Delta Water Shuttle died in
> 1998. Whatever it had been before, it could be no
> more. There were not enough people on board to
> pay the freight. Simple as that. NY Waterway
> tried to give the route a shot along very
> different service lines, but that effort quickly
> failed as well, In the years since, nobody's
> grand plans for a new ferry service have amounted
> to even half a hill of beans.
>
> You meanwhile never rode any water taxi service to
> or from LGA. The whole meme was an embarrassingly
> shameless line of pure bullshit concocted in a
> worse than lame attempt to cover up for your
> stupid-ass scallops bobbles. Just more worthless
> Falls Church bullshit straight from a worthless
> Falls Church asshole.
>
> > You'd also know that the only reason that the
> service
> > operated was to serve Delta Shuttle passengers.

>
> Once again, not material to the point, but true
> through 1998. That was then the end of that.
> Delta's contracts with Harbor Shuttle Inc. died
> right along with HSI. Arrangements with NY
> Waterway were for use of Delta's landing rights at
> the Marine Air Terminal. That was it. The rest
> of the new rush-hour general commuter ferry
> service was the business of NYW and the Port
> Authority. Delta became a bystander.
>
> You can meanwhile post all the dumbfuck articles
> about service through 2000 that you want. That
> much is not in dispute. None of those articles
> will dispute the simple fact that what had been
> the Delta Water Shuttle went away in 1998, and NY
> Waterway's attempt to run a new commuter ferry
> service took its place. Them's the facts,
> asshole. There's no point in trying to run away
> from them. They'll follow you wherever you go.



No, it's completely made up bullshit that you're just pulling out of your ass now. lol

NY Waterways did not change anything as far as "different service lines." As evidenced by multiple objective sources, it was the exact same service subsidized by Delta for passengers flying into and out of the Marine Terminal on the Delta Shuttle through 12/29/2000. It ended because Delta chose not to continue the relationship.

Read bitch:

Quote

Delta Jettisons The Best Shuttle Service Afloat

By Ken Ringle February 8, 2001

Talk about air rage! In one of the sneakiest corporate maneuvers in recent times, Delta Air Lines has quietly discontinued the Delta Water Shuttle, thereby scuttling one of the major reasons for flying Delta to New York.

Or maybe for flying to New York at all.

The $15 water taxi ($25 round trip), which sped commuters up and down the East River in 30 minutes between Wall Street and the old Pan Am seaplane terminal at LaGuardia Airport, was one of New York's best-kept secrets and most sybaritic bargains -- a highly civilized waterborne alternative to the jolting kamikaze taxi rides for which Fun City has long been famous.

Operating in one form or another since 1987, it ran hourly from 6:30 a.m. to 6:30 p.m. weekdays, connecting passengers in the most painless way possible with Delta Shuttle flights to and from Boston and Washington, with Manhattan stops at 34th and 62nd streets. Its dock at LaGuardia was just steps from the flight ramp, and boasted a terminal entrance beneath the same decorative frieze of flying fish that greeted the fabled Pan Am Clipper in the 1930s and '40s.

Few journeys were more satisfying than exiting Manhattan by water shuttle on summer afternoons, rumbling northward on the sparkling water beneath bridges clogged with honking, frustrated drivers. It was a half-hour time-out from the urban rat race -- a commute so calming it felt stolen and vaguely illegal. And from the water, whether one was leaving or arriving, the Apple's skyscrapers looked as magical as they're supposed to in songs and old movies. The water shuttle made you want to be a part of it, just like Frank Sinatra and Liza Minnelli. Even if you hate bagels and Rudy Giuliani.

And now all that's gone! Stolen! Downsized!

Murdered?

"We were unable to reach agreement with our service provider," said a spokesman for Delta, which inherited the water shuttle when it took over the Pan Am shuttle 10 years ago. While deftly sidestepping any statement that the water shuttle was axed as a cost-cutting measure, she noted that only 2 percent of the air shuttle's passengers used the water service each year.

The spokesman conceded that no cancellation announcement was ever made to the press, but said signs noting the demise have been in place in Boston, Washington and New York airports since service halted Dec. 29.

"We are always looking to provide the best service for our passengers," said Delta spokesman Helen O'Dell.

Fuggedaboutit, says Pat Smith, a spokesman for NY Waterway, which has run the water shuttle operation since 1997. To Smith, the water shuttle died for one reason and one reason only: "Delta chose not to continue the service."

That's not me making anything up as you are, that is Delta's and NY Waterway's spokesmen directly saying so in 2001.

As above, Delta never became a "bystander." The service never existed without it subsidizing the DELTA Water Shuttle's operation. The service NEVER operated as a general commuter service. If it had then it would have been far more busy and might have survived. Do you know why it wasn't? No you don't because your Google skills suck and you don't know enough otherwise to know any better.

Read bitch:

Quote

LaGuardia Airport Model

Background

A privately-operated ferry service to LaGuardia Airport operated from 1988 to 2000.
This service, connecting ferry terminals at Pier 11 and East 34th Street in Manhattan
with the Marine Air Terminal at LaGuardia Airport, was sponsored by Delta Airlines and
was marketed as the “Delta Water Shuttle” to provide a connection to Delta’s flights
to Washington D.C. and Boston. Since the service was sponsored solely to support
flights leaving from the Marine Air Terminal (Terminal A)
, connections to other
terminals were not marketed. In interviews with ferry operators familiar with the
service, it was described as a “nice service”, “consistent” for customers, but one that
“lost money” for the operator as well as for Delta, which provided a fuel subsidy for
their sponsorship.

Even in later proposals to restart a ferry service it was not viewed as being for general commuter traffic but rather primarily as an expanded service for business travelers from other areas of the airport itself.

Read bitch:

Quote

In serving LaGuardia Airport by ferry, an hourly service and a service every 30 minutes
have been discussed over the years. The prior defunct ferry service to LaGuardia
Airport was an hourly service. A service every half hour has been proposed in the past
but never implemented. Two vessels would be needed to provide an hourly service.
To provide a more attractive service every 30 minutes, four vessels would be needed.
This makes a service every half hour twice the operational cost of an hourly service.
The prior Delta Water Shuttle, at one time during its 12-year run, operated on a split
schedule with a morning service of 6am to 10am and an afternoon service of 3pm to
7pm. This schedule was likely timed with the Delta shuttle service, which had a
morning peak and afternoon peak for a Washington D.C. - New York City – Boston
travel market.
However, in attempting to serve the whole LaGuardia Airport market
which offers 1,000 daily landings and take-offs to destinations nationwide as well as
Canada and the Caribbean, there are not the same morning and afternoon peaks.
Therefore, an analysis for a split service is not presented below.

Now, do you know why this was and largely still is the fact as often lamented in the transportation studies? No, you obviously don't but I'll be generous and clue you in just to point out your obvious stupidity. It's because there's no practical way for anyone to get to the fucking thing other than from the Marine Terminal where Delta ran the Delta Shuttle which is separated from the rest of the airport with no good mode of transportation between.

From a 2013 feasibility study, read bitch:

Quote

- The likely reason for the failure of the prior ferry service was insufficient market
reach to other LaGuardia Airport terminals. The Terminal A market was
inadequate to support two vessels with hourly service. An inter-terminal
connection was never promoted with the ferry service, as it was sponsored by one
airline as an added amenity to its aviation shuttle services located in Terminal A.

- For a LaGuardia Airport ferry service to be viable, it must be combined with an
attractive and efficient inter-terminal bus connection to attract and serve riders.

A general commuter service from LaGuardia to Manhattan has NEVER existed.

Even in later proposals they were not looking at the ferry to/from LaGuardia as a general commuter service but primarily as a means to move people to and from the airport. As things then stood, it would have been about the equivalent of a daily commuter headed into DC hauling to DCA (without Metro), parking in the most expensive short-term parking at Terminal C, then somehow making their way to the complete opposite of the end of the original airport, through the old terminal, and then out to a point on the river to wait and pay for a ferry. Even for a $25/day fare across the river, nobody could or would do that on a daily basis.

Dumbshit. lol

>
> > You were wrong. You failed. Live with it and
> move on bitch.
>
> You're just a hapless lying dumbshit putz-fuck who
> knows nothing beyond the fact that he has to
> continue to lie and lie and lie in hopes of
> diverting from and covering up for what are now
> weeks and weeks of hopelessly stupid-assfuck
> posting. All of which has been brutally mocked
> and battered by the smart folks on the bus. There
> will be two of those should Barbara B ever happen
> to show up.


See, the difference here is that I can support what I've said with independent, objective sources. As always, all that you have is some made up bullshit and your usual weak ad hom crap that you rely on as a crutch since you can't argue effectively.

You were wrong.

You failed.

Live with it and move on.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: April 28, 2016 01:28PM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> LOL! Fanboi withdraws with a final record of
> 0-186. Shot down on every point. Never did any
> of the shit that he and his phonies claimed to
> have done. You never once rode it, but the Delta
> Water Shuttle died in 1998.

Never claimed to have done so.

> Nondescript Esca --
> where you have never once eaten -- did not exist
> yet.

Again, never claimed to have done so.

> For 18 months, NY Waterway ran a rush-hour
> commuter service, not an airport shuttle service.
> Then that failed as well. Meanwhile, the whole
> scallops sham was from start to finish a
> fabricated trip-to-Florida-style total pile of
> crap.

We both know I went to FL which is what started this four plus week tantrum of yours. If you were smart enough, you'd know how to figure out my claims are true. Despite the fact you know them to be true, you carry on like a petulant little sissy.

We also know you were butthurt a long time ago when it was mentioned I occasionally use a car service. That's what lead to your recent Town Car meltdown. You spent two years looking for a fake occasion to use a car service - pathetic. Again, even when you pretend to be a big shot you end up looking like a little shit. Isn't it about time you simply accepted the fact that your lot in life is just what it is. I'm sure it's nothing horribly terrible, it's just not what mine or the many others like me in this area enjoy.

Nice pic of the coffee. Did you pick it up at the Local Market in Falls Church where it is available every day for purchase. You can also purchase a variety of other locally fresh roasted coffees.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: April 30, 2016 09:11PM

99dMKLX Wrote:
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> No, it's completely made up bullshit that you're just pulling
> out of your ass now. lol NY Waterways did not change anything
> as far as "different service lines." As evidenced by multiple
> objective sources, it was the exact same service subsidized by
> Delta for passengers flying into and out of the Marine Terminal
> on the Delta Shuttle through 12/29/2000. It ended because
> Delta chose not to continue the relationship.

Such an attractive punching bag for propaganda shills and shams. You see the words, yet have no clue as to what they might mean. It's all a morass of peeled and unpeeled, ravelled and unravelled, and shelled and unshelled in your confused little world. In fact, the Port Authority had been after Delta and Harbor Shuttle Inc. since 1996. They saw neither a present nor a future for this dinky little one-airline operation. They (and NY Waterway for that matter) were all about getting a general ferry service running, one that would serve all of LaGuardia and areas beyond. These were the people calling the shots (not Delta), and that's the road they began to go down once finances conveniently forced Harbor Shuttle to shut it all down.

> That's not me making anything up as you are, that
> is Delta's and NY Waterway's spokesmen directly
> saying so in 2001.

Stooge. It's nothing but corporate blame-shifting PR babble. HSI could not stay afloat by ferrying one air-shuttle passenger out of every fifty to and from LGA. NY Waterway knew that as well, which is why they went to weekday only, AM and PM rush-hour service. They were trying to run the few profitable hours that were available while axing the rest, regardless of how many out-of-the-loop Delta flights were taking off and landing at the time. Delta itself could see the writing on the wall and began backing away. But NYW needed the dredging and expansion of the route that Port Authority had promised in order to make it work. When that investment was slow in coming, ridership and revenues fell short of expectations, and they had to pack it in as well. The fact that the 15 years since have seen nothing but talk about reviving service is rather telling.

> As above, Delta never became a "bystander."

They were cut out of the act.

> See, the difference here is that I can support
> what I've said with independent, objective sources.

What you post is PR hack-work that you don't understand. The tiny Delta Water Shuttle DIED in 1998. It was only briefly replaced by what was planned to become a far more ambitious undertaking that had little to do with Delta at all. But for lack of adequate infrastructure, that effort failed soon enough itself.

It was in any case all gone LONG BEFORE any of your asshole claims about riding the water-taxi on an almost weekly basis to meetings at corporate HQ, often enjoying dinner at mediocre Esca along the way. NONE of that ever happened. Like nearly everything you post, all of it was pure unadulterated bullshit.

> You were wrong. You failed. Live with it and move on.

Have another helping of shit, little girl.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: April 30, 2016 10:09PM

just a few Wrote:
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> Never claimed to have done so.
> Again, never claimed to have done so.

LOL! What a pathetic juvenile asshole!

> We both know I went to FL which is what started
> this four plus week tantrum of yours.

LOL! We both know that the entire Florida fable was a concocted fucking fraud. As your posts at the time so clearly confirmed, you were right here in NoVa the entire time. You just made a clumsy mess of the whole thing.

> If you were smart enough, you'd know how to figure out
> my claims are true. Despite the fact you know them to
> be true, you carry on like a petulant little sissy.

Please! You have never been anything but a lying little butthurt asshole who can't deal with the fact that other people know more and have more than you do. Embrace the inferiority, dumbfuck. It's what defines you.

> We also know you were butthurt a long time ago when
> it was mentioned I occasionally use a car service.

LOL! Yellow cab or White Top?

> That's what lead to your recent Town Car meltdown.
> You spent two years looking for a fake occasion to
> use a car service - pathetic.

Hmmm. Actually, I did a less than 60-hour trip to Atlanta for Opening Day, mixing in a fine dinner and a tour around the site of the Braves' new ballpark along the way. I can afford to just do stuff like that whenever I want. And even though you didn't know what one was, an executive car service is exactly the thing to support such tight and crowded schedules, something that was done magnificently in this case by our driver and that gorgeous and oh so comfortable Lincoln Town Car.

> Again, even when you pretend to be a big shot you end up
> looking like a little shit. Isn't it about time you simply
> accepted the fact that your lot in life is just what it is.

Have you figured out where the "Club Level" is at Nats Park yet? Will I see you at the ziMS Foundation "A Night at the Park" event on May 12?

> I'm sure it's nothing horribly terrible, it's just not what mine
> or the many others like me in this area enjoy.

Douche, you are stuck in the cramped, dirty, and decaying shithole of Falls Church City. I live on a large tract out amongst the trees, streams, and dappled greenery of the "sweet spot" -- the magic land between 495 and 286, surrounded by and enjoying daily all the best of what Northern Virginia has to offer. Eat your heart out, loser.

> Nice pic of the coffee. Did you pick it up at the
> Local Market in Falls Church where it is available
> every day for purchase.

No, it came of course from Caffe Amouri, which is located in Vienna.

> You can also purchase a variety of other locally fresh
> roasted coffees.

"Locally" here meaning someplace other than Falls Church City. They don't have an actual coffee roaster there.

[By the way, you misused both "lead" and "mine" above.]
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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: May 01, 2016 01:57PM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> LOL! What a pathetic juvenile asshole!

Further proof of your inability to distinguish between two different people. Ask yourself this: for what reason other than the truth would I deny claiming to have eaten at Esca?

> LOL! We both know that the entire Florida fable
> was a concocted fucking fraud. As your posts at
> the time so clearly confirmed, you were right here
> in NoVa the entire time. You just made a clumsy
> mess of the whole thing.

So, pictures of places and events occurring in FL at the time of the posts "clearly confirmed" I was in NoVA the entire time? You're taking stupid to a whole new level. You're letting your butthurt envy cloud any rational thought you may have once possessed.


> Please! You have never been anything but a lying
> little butthurt asshole who can't deal with the
> fact that other people know more and have more
> than you do.

Not surprisingly, it sailed right over your head, you fucking decrepit piece of fossilized shit. First Uber, then Twitter, now this.


> LOL! Yellow cab or White Top?

No, but you know that. In any event, either of those is probably running a more modern vehicle than a POS Town Car. Remember the one that you personally picked out if the stable? bwahhahahahahahha!


> Hmmm. Actually, I did a less than 60-hour trip to
> Atlanta for Opening Day, mixing in a fine dinner
> and a tour around the site of the Braves' new
> ballpark along the way. I can afford to just do
> stuff like that whenever I want.

Umm, it's really not an expensive weekend.

> And even though
> you didn't know what one was, an executive car
> service is exactly the thing to support such tight
> and crowded schedules, something that was done
> magnificently in this case by our driver and that
> gorgeous and oh so comfortable Lincoln Town Car.

As mentioned, having mentioned using a car service on numerous occasions many many months ago is what set this entire concocted story of yours in motion. Further proof that I live rent free in the vast expanse known as your head.


> Douche, you are stuck in the cramped, dirty, and
> decaying shithole of Falls Church City. I live on
> a large tract out amongst the trees, streams, and
> dappled greenery of the "sweet spot" -- the magic
> land between 495 and 286, surrounded by and
> enjoying daily all the best of what Northern
> Virginia has to offer. Eat your heart out,
> loser.

You live in the outer suburbs that are defined by inferior everything - including residents.

> "Locally" here meaning someplace other than Falls
> Church City. They don't have an actual coffee
> roaster there.

And, apparently they don't need one to sell local fresh roasted coffee.

Sorry I couldn't get back to you sooner, I was at the "nerd prom" last night. Go ahead, Google it envy turd.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: dPyMT ()
Date: May 02, 2016 12:44PM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> 99dMKLX Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > No, it's completely made up bullshit that you're
> just pulling
> > out of your ass now. lol NY Waterways did not
> change anything
> > as far as "different service lines." As
> evidenced by multiple
> > objective sources, it was the exact same service
> subsidized by
> > Delta for passengers flying into and out of the
> Marine Terminal
> > on the Delta Shuttle through 12/29/2000. It
> ended because
> > Delta chose not to continue the relationship.
>
> Such an attractive punching bag for propaganda
> shills and shams. You see the words, yet have no
> clue as to what they might mean. It's all a
> morass of peeled and unpeeled, ravelled and
> unravelled, and shelled and unshelled in your
> confused little world. In fact, the Port
> Authority had been after Delta and Harbor Shuttle
> Inc. since 1996. They saw neither a present nor a
> future for this dinky little one-airline
> operation. They (and NY Waterway for that matter)
> were all about getting a general ferry service
> running, one that would serve all of LaGuardia and
> areas beyond. These were the people calling the
> shots (not Delta), and that's the road they began
> to go down once finances conveniently forced
> Harbor Shuttle to shut it all down.
>
> > That's not me making anything up as you are,
> that
> > is Delta's and NY Waterway's spokesmen directly
> > saying so in 2001.
>
> Stooge. It's nothing but corporate blame-shifting
> PR babble. HSI could not stay afloat by ferrying
> one air-shuttle passenger out of every fifty to
> and from LGA. NY Waterway knew that as well,
> which is why they went to weekday only, AM and PM
> rush-hour service. They were trying to run the
> few profitable hours that were available while
> axing the rest, regardless of how many
> out-of-the-loop Delta flights were taking off and
> landing at the time. Delta itself could see the
> writing on the wall and began backing away. But
> NYW needed the dredging and expansion of the route
> that Port Authority had promised in order to make
> it work. When that investment was slow in coming,
> ridership and revenues fell short of expectations,
> and they had to pack it in as well. The fact that
> the 15 years since have seen nothing but talk
> about reviving service is rather telling.
>
> > As above, Delta never became a "bystander."
>
> They were cut out of the act.
>
> > See, the difference here is that I can support
> > what I've said with independent, objective
> sources.
>
> What you post is PR hack-work that you don't
> understand. The tiny Delta Water Shuttle DIED in
> 1998. It was only briefly replaced by what was
> planned to become a far more ambitious undertaking
> that had little to do with Delta at all. But for
> lack of adequate infrastructure, that effort
> failed soon enough itself.
>
> It was in any case all gone LONG BEFORE any of
> your asshole claims about riding the water-taxi on
> an almost weekly basis to meetings at corporate
> HQ, often enjoying dinner at mediocre Esca along
> the way. NONE of that ever happened. Like nearly
> everything you post, all of it was pure
> unadulterated bullshit.
>
> > You were wrong. You failed. Live with it and
> move on.
>
> Have another helping of shit, little girl.


You're so full of shit. Now you're trying to pretend to be an expert with some deep insight into a ferry service that you didn't even know existed. lmao

Here are the facts supported by objective, independent reporting:

Contrary to your claim that it ended in 1998 based on your wasted weekend Googling ferry schedules, the ferry service between the Marine Terminal at LaGuardia and Manhattan known as the Delta Water Shuttle operated until December 29, 2000.

Contrary to your attempts to obscure that fact with endless tangential bullshit in order to save your dumbass after realizing that you'd fucked up, it never existed in any form or operated under any branding other than as the Delta Water Shuttle.

Contrary to your bullshit, it never operated as a general commuter service.

Contrary to your bullshit, it never operated other than as a promotional companion service subsidized by Delta for its customers flying on the Delta Shuttle between LGA and DCA/BOS.

Contrary to your bullshit, Delta was never a "bystander" or "cut out of the act" and the only reason that the service existed at all was solely because of Delta's direct support.

Contrary to your bullshit, the service ended when Delta decided to end its support in December 2000.

Those are the objective facts. You fucked up. You were wrong. You failed. Live with it.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: May 02, 2016 04:56PM

just a few Wrote:
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> Further proof of your inability to distinguish between
> two different people.

I could easily distinguish between two different people, but you and Alphabetboi do not fall into that class. You fall instead into the class of a vagabond organ-grinder and his mindless monkey.

> Ask yourself this: for what reason other than the truth would I deny
> claiming to have eaten at Esca?

LOL! It's all a fool's feeble effort to run away from the mocking shame and humiliation that have been attached to you as the result of your pathetic Esca and water-taxi tales. But escape is impossible at this point, and in truth, these are just the latest of many albatrosses hung around your worthless and ever-lying neck.

> So, pictures of places and events occurring in FL
> at the time of the posts "clearly confirmed" I was
> in NoVA the entire time?

One more time: Your pictures were no more persuasive or convincing than mine were, and mine were deliberately designed to be preposterous. Yours were a complete waste of my time, your time, and your in-bred cousin's time. Meanwhile, the timing, tone, and texture of your concurrent posts confirmed only that you were still sitting right here in NoVa all the while. You never left. You did however bungle your attempted sham from start to finish. Nice work, dumbfuck!

> You're taking stupid to a whole new level. You're letting your
> butthurt envy cloud any rational thought you may have once possessed.

You can't even come up with original trash-talk. How weak is that?

> Not surprisingly, it sailed right over your head,
> you fucking decrepit piece of fossilized shit.
> First Uber, then Twitter, now this.

Seriously?

> No, but you know that. In any event, either of
> those is probably running a more modern vehicle
> than a POS Town Car. Remember the one that you
> personally picked out if the stable?

Certainly. It was only three weeks ago, after all, Remembering things for that long is something else that I do much better than you.

> Umm, it's really not an expensive weekend.

It is for such as the poor, deprived unfortunates who are constrained to life in the decaying shithole of Falls Church City.

> As mentioned, having mentioned using a car service
> on numerous occasions many many months ago is what
> set this entire concocted story of yours in motion.

As noted earlier, it was the fact that (unlike you) we had done the Viera scene over and over and over again, combined with the fact that the Nats opened the year at Turner Field (where I had not previously seen a game) that sparked the idea of this particular trip. Opening Day for the Nats on the road in Atlanta on Monday, and Opening Day for the Nats at home in DC on Thursday. Nice way to start off the new year. Our friends in the Club Level were impressed. Lots to do on a tight schedule in Atlanta of course, which is why an executive car service was the perfect thing for us. Worked out very nicely. So, we'll be doing our usual 45 games or so this year (up to 7 so far), then hopefully the post-season), and of course we'll be in West Palm Beach come next March. Whole new worlds to explore down there.

> You live in the outer suburbs that are defined by
> inferior everything - including residents.

LOL! Need I mention "Meat in a Box" again? Where I am, we find everything good right at our fingertips.

> And, apparently they don't need one to sell local
> fresh roasted coffee.

Of course not. You can just import it all from Vienna. Or Hyattsville.

> Sorry I couldn't get back to you sooner, I was at
> the "nerd prom" last night. Go ahead, Google it
> envy turd.

No, you weren't. But you certainly do label yourself in an unfortunate way in assuming that people would need to look it up.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Alphabetboi is such a fraud ()
Date: May 02, 2016 05:36PM

dPyMT Wrote:
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> Those are the objective facts. You fucked up.
> You were wrong. You failed. Live with it.

Such a dismal asshole! Your "style" here is reminding me very much of "The Argument Sketch" by Monty Python. Google it, numbnuts. Meanwhile, the Port Authority did not see Delta/HSI as effective or efficient operators in either the short-run or the long-run. They had come very close to simply handing the LaGuardia ferry run to NY Waterway in the Fall of 1996. But they ended up backing off at the last minute and instead solicited bids for the service in early 1997, ultimately receiving three bids. Guess who was NOT among them. Hint: It was a failing company that finally went out of business as of May 1, 1998, to be succeeded by --- NY Waterway.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: kCEyt ()
Date: May 02, 2016 06:35PM

Alphabetboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> dPyMT Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Those are the objective facts. You fucked up.
> > You were wrong. You failed. Live with it.
>
> Such a dismal asshole! Your "style" here is
> reminding me very much of "The Argument Sketch" by
> Monty Python. Google it, numbnuts. Meanwhile,
> the Port Authority did not see Delta/HSI as
> effective or efficient operators in either the
> short-run or the long-run. They had come very
> close to simply handing the LaGuardia ferry run to
> NY Waterway in the Fall of 1996. But they ended
> up backing off at the last minute and instead
> solicited bids for the service in early 1997,
> ultimately receiving three bids. Guess who was
> NOT among them. Hint: It was a failing company
> that finally went out of business as of May 1,
> 1998, to be succeeded by --- NY Waterway.


Which is just more of your irrelevant bullshit attempting to obscure that you were wrong. Nobody using the ferry service operated as the Delta Water Shuttle cared who was operating the service for Delta. That only comes up now in your excuse making for your original failure to understand that another party took it over in 1998 and continued to operate it as the Delta Water Shuttle through December 29, 2000. Your lame attempt now to weasel word things as the company going out of business vs the service itself ending in 1998 is obvious and effectively concedes the point.

Once again, Here are the facts supported by objective independent reporting:

Contrary to your claim that it ended in 1998 based on your wasted weekend Googling ferry schedules, the ferry service between the Marine Terminal at LaGuardia and Manhattan known as the Delta Water Shuttle operated until December 29, 2000.

Contrary to your attempts to obscure that fact with endless tangential bullshit in order to save your dumbass after realizing that you'd fucked up, it never existed in any form or operated under any branding other than as the Delta Water Shuttle.

Contrary to your bullshit, it never operated as a general commuter service.

Contrary to your bullshit, it never operated other than as a promotional companion service subsidized by Delta for its customers flying on the Delta Shuttle between LGA and DCA/BOS.

Contrary to your bullshit, Delta was never a "bystander" or "cut out of the act" and the only reason that the service existed at all was solely because of Delta's direct support.

Contrary to your bullshit, the service ended when Delta decided to end its support in December 2000.

Those are the objective facts. You fucked up. You were wrong. You failed. Live with it.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: May 03, 2016 11:42AM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> I could easily distinguish between two different
> people,

Obviously you can't. You might be one of the stupidest people alive.

> LOL! It's all a fool's feeble effort to run away
> from the mocking shame and humiliation that have
> been attached to you as the result of your
> pathetic Esca and water-taxi tales.

So, "my" attempt to "run away" from the issue is to constantly post about it? Again, you might be one of the stupidest people alive. No wonder everyone enjoys mocking your sorry ass.

> One more time: Your pictures were no more
> persuasive or convincing than mine were, and mine
> were deliberately designed to be preposterous.
> Yours were a complete waste of my time, your time,
> and your in-bred cousin's time. Meanwhile, the
> timing, tone, and texture of your concurrent posts
> confirmed only that you were still sitting right
> here in NoVa all the while. You never left. You
> did however bungle your attempted sham from start
> to finish. Nice work, dumbfuck!

Wrong again, asshole. The timing, tone and texture of my posts did exactly what they were designed to do - annoy and torture the ever-living shit out of you. Did your mom drink while she was pregnant with you? What is your excuse for being the dumbest person here?
> Seriously?

Yes, seriously. And it is still well beyond your grasp which is why you came back with this lame retort.

> Certainly. It was only three weeks ago, after
> all, Remembering things for that long is
> something else that I do much better than you.

Except if your fake story is to be believed, you picked a car out of the stable from the airport? Bwahahahahah. And then, you decided to pick out a car that is no less than five years old? Bwahahahhahaa.


> It is for such as the poor, deprived unfortunates
> who are constrained to life in the decaying
> shithole of Falls Church City.

The only decaying shithole mentioned in this thread is a the POS Town Car you tried to brag about then got your ass handed to you. You can't even lie with success.

MRISFEB.jpg

> As noted earlier, it was the fact that (unlike
> you) we had done the Viera scene over and over and
> over again, combined with the fact that the Nats
> opened the year at Turner Field (where I had not
> previously seen a game) that sparked the idea of
> this particular trip.

The only thing that sparked this fantasy trip of yours was the pictures I posted from the Space Coast.

> LOL! Need I mention "Meat in a Box" again?

You can. It, of course, would be par for the course for your broken record existence.

> Where
> I am, we find everything good right at our
> fingertips.

All you can find is a carport next to an asphalt driveway.


> Of course not. You can just import it all from
> Vienna. Or Hyattsville.

And it matters how? They import Mercedes from Germany, and it is still a better option than a POS Town Car.

> No, you weren't. But you certainly do label
> yourself in an unfortunate way in assuming that
> people would need to look it up.

Sure I was and it wasn't the first and I doubt it will be the last. You DID have to Google it! That's how outclassed you are!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Alphabetboi is such a fraud ()
Date: May 03, 2016 05:51PM

kCEyt Wrote:
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> Which is just more of your irrelevant bullshit attempting to
> obscure that you were wrong.

Well, thanks for admitting that you had no clue as to what the pre-1998 history of LGA ferry service was. It's hardly surprising of course. You really don't have a clue with regard to much of anything at all around here.

> Nobody using the ferry service operated as the Delta
> Water Shuttle cared who was operating the service...

I cared. Which is why I prodded you like a bleating sheep into naming the water-taxi service that you claimed to have ridden into midtown on an almost weekly basis. Sure enough. You googled up the wrong one. Thanks for making my job here so easy.

> Contrary to your claim that it ended in 1998 based
> on your wasted weekend Googling ferry schedules...

Google "Port Authority ferry routes", simpleton. See how long it takes you to get to that map. You know, the one that just eats away at you day after day and night after night? LOL!

> ...the ferry service between the Marine Terminal at
> LaGuardia and Manhattan known as the Delta Water Shuttle
> operated until December 29, 2000.

No, what had been the Delta Water Shuttle in the early 1990's was forced to shut down as its contractor collapsed into bankruptcy. Starting on May 1, 1998, the route to and from LGA was turned over to Arthur Imperatore and his giant NY Waterway commuter ferry operation with Delta no longer materially involved.

> Contrary to your bullshit, it never operated other
> than as a promotional companion service subsidized
> by Delta for its customers flying on the Delta
> Shuttle between LGA and DCA/BOS.

The fact that just 2% of air shuttle passengers also rode the water shuttle belies (look it up again) such insipid claims. The service was in fact very tiny except in its having become a gigantic failure.

> Contrary to your bullshit, Delta was never a
> "bystander" or "cut out of the act" and the only
> reason that the service existed at all was solely
> because of Delta's direct support.

The very different service that PA put in place (weekdays only and only in the AM and PM rush) ended in 2000 because the Port Authority had not been able to deliver in a timely manner on promises it had made to NY Waterway years before. Delta for its part could read the writing on the wall and had backed away from even a bare-bones promotional presence long before.

> Those are the objective facts. You fucked up. You
> were wrong. You failed. Live with it.

You don't know the objective facts, douchebag. You can't even recognize the ones buried in your own misunderstood quotes.

But the bottom line here remains as always that you never rode any water taxi at all from LGA to midtown, that there never were any of these almost weekly trips from DC to corporate HQ in Manhattan, and that you never ate a single bite at mediocre Esca, a place that only more of your low-grade Google skills ever led (not "lead") you to in the first place. You're just a hopeless fraud. Just like your dull-brained "pal".

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: May 03, 2016 07:21PM

just a few Wrote:
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> Obviously you can't. You might be one of the stupidest people alive.

Stagger, stagger. Fanboi and Alphabetboi are and always have been the same unstable person -- the one who has had his sorry ass waxed here for so long and on such a regular basis. Seems like things go the same sort of way over at City-Data as well.

> So, "my" attempt to "run away" from the issue is to constantly post
> about it? Again, you might be one of the stupidest people alive. No
> wonder everyone enjoys mocking your sorry ass.

Yes, asshole, But try as you may, none of your pathetic lamentations and piles of worthless bullshit will ever erase the stain that is now and forever will be associated with you and your totally fabricated Esca and water-taxi claims. These have gotten even worse than your legendary Electric Avenue and Side-Street-Driver fuck-ups.

> Wrong again, asshole. The timing, tone and texture of my posts did
> exactly what they were designed to do - annoy and torture the ever-living
> shit out of you.

They were designed to convince people that you were actually in Florida. FAIL! FAIL! FAIL! FAIL! FAIL! All you got from them was derisive laughter and some increasingly preposterous alt-photos to ponder. Your mission came to an even worse end than the Bay of Pigs invasion.

> Yes, seriously. And it is still well beyond your grasp which is why
> you came back with this lame retort.

Uber and Twitter as some sort of Da Vinci Code mysteries? Try it on your kindergarten pals, asshole. The all-seeing eye mocks you for it here.

> Except if your fake story is to be believed, you picked a car out of the
> stable from the airport? Bwahahahahah. And then, you decided to pick out
> a car that is no less than five years old? Bwahahahhahaa.

LOL! You've never used an executive car service in your life. No wonder you didn't know what one was. These things are all ironed out in advance -- the agenda, the vehicle, the cost, where your driver will meet you with his little sign. It's a bit like doing some gorgeous home-remodeling project. Nobody lifts a finger until all the details have been discussed and settled on. Live and learn, sorry-ass.

> The only decaying shithole mentioned in this thread is a the POS Town Car
> you tried to brag about then got your ass handed to you. You can't even
> lie with success.

Want some more pictures of Town Cars in the stables of executive car services all around the country? As for your outdated MRIS numbers, you've been beaten silly over the folly of citing such invalid data many times before. But here is something interesting that is not invalid. Ready...set...

According to Census Quick Facts, all of the following local areas have a higher median household income than Falls Church City...

Ashburn, Brambleton, Cascades, Dranesville, Dunn Loring, Fairfax Station, Floris, Fort Hunt, Franklin Farms, Gainesville, Great Falls, Kings Park West, Kingstowne, Lake Barcroft, Linton Hall, Lowes Island, Mantua, McLean, Montclair, Mount Vernon, Newington, Oakton, Purcellville, South Riding, Vienna, and Wolf Trap.

Q. How many places is that altogether?
A. 26.

Face it, douche. You live on the poor side of town.

> The only thing that sparked this fantasy trip of yours was the pictures
> I posted from the Space Coast.

Cart before the horse, dumbo. I wrote here about the pending Atlanta trip on the morning of March 22. Pictures provided by your in-bred cousin in Florida did not begin appearing until the afternoon of March 23. Eat some more shit, loser-boy.

> And it matters how?

Oh, the coffee doesn't matter at all, except in underscoring the fact that Vienna has a home-town coffee roaster and the decaying shithole of Falls Church City does not. As everyone knows, it's the same thing with decent places to shop and dine. But not to be completely outdone, Falls Church City does now have twice as many mattress stores per square mile as Vienna.

> Sure I was and it wasn't the first and I doubt it will be the
> last. You DID have to Google it! That's how outclassed you are!

No, douche. It was on the front page of Monday morning's paper, so -- as happens with such staggering frequency -- you decided in desperation to make up a big fat lie about it as a means of bringing some sort of temporary relief to your badly battered ego. How's that been working out for you?

Oh, and by the way...
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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: T7nUj ()
Date: May 03, 2016 09:04PM

Alphabetboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> kCEyt Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> ---
> > Which is just more of your irrelevant bullshit
> attempting to
> > obscure that you were wrong.
>
> Well, thanks for admitting that you had no clue as
> to what the pre-1998 history of LGA ferry service
> was. It's hardly surprising of course. You
> really don't have a clue with regard to much of
> anything at all around here.

^ More of your bullshit irrelevant to the date that the Delta Water Shuttle ran.

>
> > Nobody using the ferry service operated as the
> Delta
> > Water Shuttle cared who was operating the
> service...
>
> I cared. Which is why I prodded you like a
> bleating sheep into naming the water-taxi service
> that you claimed to have ridden into midtown on an
> almost weekly basis. Sure enough. You googled up
> the wrong one. Thanks for making my job here so
> easy.
>

^ More of your bullshit irrelevant to the date that the Delta Water Shuttle ran.

> > Contrary to your claim that it ended in 1998
> based
> > on your wasted weekend Googling ferry
> schedules...
>
> Google "Port Authority ferry routes", simpleton.
> See how long it takes you to get to that map. You
> know, the one that just eats away at you day after
> day and night after night? LOL!
>

^ More of your bullshit irrelevant to the date that the Delta Water Shuttle ran.

> > ...the ferry service between the Marine Terminal
> at
> > LaGuardia and Manhattan known as the Delta Water
> Shuttle
> > operated until December 29, 2000.
>
> No, what had been the Delta Water Shuttle in the
> early 1990's was forced to shut down as its
> contractor collapsed into bankruptcy. Starting on
> May 1, 1998, the route to and from LGA was turned
> over to Arthur Imperatore and his giant NY
> Waterway commuter ferry operation with Delta no
> longer materially involved.

Wrong. As reflected in the Washington Post article below, NY Waterway operated the Delta Water Shuttle until December 29, 2000.

Quote

Delta Jettisons The Best Shuttle Service Afloat

By Ken Ringle February 8, 2001

Talk about air rage! In one of the sneakiest corporate maneuvers in recent times, Delta Air Lines has quietly discontinued the Delta Water Shuttle, thereby scuttling one of the major reasons for flying Delta to New York.

Or maybe for flying to New York at all.

The $15 water taxi ($25 round trip), which sped commuters up and down the East River in 30 minutes between Wall Street and the old Pan Am seaplane terminal at LaGuardia Airport, was one of New York's best-kept secrets and most sybaritic bargains -- a highly civilized waterborne alternative to the jolting kamikaze taxi rides for which Fun City has long been famous.

Operating in one form or another since 1987, it ran hourly from 6:30 a.m. to 6:30 p.m. weekdays, connecting passengers in the most painless way possible with Delta Shuttle flights to and from Boston and Washington, with Manhattan stops at 34th and 62nd streets. Its dock at LaGuardia was just steps from the flight ramp, and boasted a terminal entrance beneath the same decorative frieze of flying fish that greeted the fabled Pan Am Clipper in the 1930s and '40s.

Few journeys were more satisfying than exiting Manhattan by water shuttle on summer afternoons, rumbling northward on the sparkling water beneath bridges clogged with honking, frustrated drivers. It was a half-hour time-out from the urban rat race -- a commute so calming it felt stolen and vaguely illegal. And from the water, whether one was leaving or arriving, the Apple's skyscrapers looked as magical as they're supposed to in songs and old movies. The water shuttle made you want to be a part of it, just like Frank Sinatra and Liza Minnelli. Even if you hate bagels and Rudy Giuliani.

And now all that's gone! Stolen! Downsized!

Murdered?

"We were unable to reach agreement with our service provider," said a spokesman for Delta, which inherited the water shuttle when it took over the Pan Am shuttle 10 years ago. While deftly sidestepping any statement that the water shuttle was axed as a cost-cutting measure, she noted that only 2 percent of the air shuttle's passengers used the water service each year.

The spokesman conceded that no cancellation announcement was ever made to the press, but said signs noting the demise have been in place in Boston, Washington and New York airports since service halted Dec. 29.

"We are always looking to provide the best service for our passengers," said Delta spokesman Helen O'Dell.

Fuggedaboutit, says Pat Smith, a spokesman for NY Waterway, which has run the water shuttle operation since 1997. To Smith, the water shuttle died for one reason and one reason only: "Delta chose not to continue the service."

The same is reflected in multiple other sources.

>
> > Contrary to your bullshit, it never operated
> other
> > than as a promotional companion service
> subsidized
> > by Delta for its customers flying on the Delta
> > Shuttle between LGA and DCA/BOS.
>
> The fact that just 2% of air shuttle passengers
> also rode the water shuttle belies (look it up
> again) such insipid claims. The service was in
> fact very tiny except in its having become a
> gigantic failure.


The percentage of Delta Shuttle passengers using the Delta Water Shuttle wasn't the question. Yet again another of your typical attempts to weasel-word your bullshit.

The question was who made up the passengers of the Delta Water Shuttle. The answer is that it was virtually 100% Delta Shuttle passengers. It NEVER operated as a general commuter service as you claimed. There was/is little to no infrastructure in place to move general commuters to the Marine Terminal where it landed.

Whether it was a success wasn't the question. It was not without the subsidy by Delta. That is why it never operated without Delta subsidizing its operation. And why it ended when Delta stopped subsidizing it.

>
> > Contrary to your bullshit, Delta was never a
> > "bystander" or "cut out of the act" and the
> only
> > reason that the service existed at all was
> solely
> > because of Delta's direct support.
>
> The very different service that PA put in place
> (weekdays only and only in the AM and PM rush)
> ended in 2000 because the Port Authority had not
> been able to deliver in a timely manner on
> promises it had made to NY Waterway years before.
> Delta for its part could read the writing on the
> wall and had backed away from even a bare-bones
> promotional presence long before.

No, it was not a different service. As reflected in the Post article and multiple other sources, it was the same service with a different operator run for Delta as a Delta-branded service for customers of and promotional purposes for the Delta Shuttle. They simply eliminating mid-day runs which also were very light times for customers of Delta's air Shuttle operation. Again from the City-wide Ferry Study:

Quote

The prior Delta Water Shuttle, at one time during its 12-year run, operated on a split
schedule with a morning service of 6am to 10am and an afternoon service of 3pm to
7pm. This schedule was likely timed with the Delta shuttle service, which had a
morning peak and afternoon peak for a Washington D.C. - New York City – Boston
travel market.

>
> > Those are the objective facts. You fucked up.
> You
> > were wrong. You failed. Live with it.
>
> You don't know the objective facts, douchebag.
> You can't even recognize the ones buried in your
> own misunderstood quotes.
>
> But the bottom line here remains as always that
> you never rode any water taxi at all from LGA to
> midtown, that there never were any of these almost
> weekly trips from DC to corporate HQ in Manhattan,
> and that you never ate a single bite at mediocre
> Esca, a place that only more of your low-grade
> Google skills ever led (not "lead") you to in the
> first place. You're just a hopeless fraud. Just
> like your dull-brained "pal".


Those are the objective facts.

You fucked up.

You were wrong.

You failed.

Live with it.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Alphabetboi is such a fraud ()
Date: May 04, 2016 10:52AM

T7nUj Wrote:
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> ^ More of your bullshit irrelevant to the date
> that the Delta Water Shuttle ran.

> ^ More of your bullshit irrelevant to the date
> that the Delta Water Shuttle ran.

> ^ More of your bullshit irrelevant to the date
> that the Delta Water Shuttle ran.

Your stupidity is exceeded only by your childishness. The whole deal in 1998 had been in the works for years and the entire point of it was to shove Delta and its useless little toy ferry boat service out of the picture while installing and promoting a much grander and more effective service that would ultimately be able carry some actual numbers of passengers over that route. Harbor Shuttle Inc. did not even submit a bid in 1997 to continue its operations. They simply folded a year later in favor of NY Waterway, as what had once been the Delta Water Shuttle vanished from the face of the earth. Aside from generating PR releases that have left you completely bamboozled, Delta played no further role in this. It was all NY Waterway and the Port Authority.

You of course knew nothing about any of this (and plainly still don't) which is what made you such an easy mark in being set up to prove by your own words that you never rode any water-taxi at all from LGA to midtown on an almost weekly basis and never so much as picked up a napkin at mediocre Esca along the way. After all, Esca was never anything more that a hit on a google search you launched in misguided hopes of somehow salvaging your series of boneheaded claims about scallops. Such a fumbling fucking asshole you are. It is my pleasure to hold your utter ineptitude up to so much of the rest of the world as may be paying any attention.

Now go post something as Fanboi, you worthless Falls Church asshole.

PS. How long did it take you to find the ferry routes map? LOL. What a pussiy!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: EkXWN ()
Date: May 04, 2016 12:35PM

Alphabetboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> T7nUj Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ^ More of your bullshit irrelevant to the date
> > that the Delta Water Shuttle ran.
>
> > ^ More of your bullshit irrelevant to the date
> > that the Delta Water Shuttle ran.
>
> > ^ More of your bullshit irrelevant to the date
> > that the Delta Water Shuttle ran.
>
> Your stupidity is exceeded only by your
> childishness. The whole deal in 1998 had been in
> the works for years and the entire point of it was
> to shove Delta and its useless little toy ferry
> boat service out of the picture while installing
> and promoting a much grander and more effective
> service that would ultimately be able carry some
> actual numbers of passengers over that route.
> Harbor Shuttle Inc. did not even submit a bid in
> 1997 to continue its operations. They simply
> folded a year later in favor of NY Waterway, as
> what had once been the Delta Water Shuttle
> vanished from the face of the earth. Aside from
> generating PR releases that have left you
> completely bamboozled, Delta played no further
> role in this. It was all NY Waterway and the Port
> Authority.


^ More of your irrelevant bullshit.


> You of course knew nothing about any of this (and
> plainly still don't) which is what made you such
> an easy mark in being set up to prove by your own
> words that you never rode any water-taxi at all
> from LGA to midtown on an almost weekly basis and
> never so much as picked up a napkin at mediocre
> Esca along the way. After all, Esca was never
> anything more that a hit on a google search you
> launched in misguided hopes of somehow salvaging
> your series of boneheaded claims about scallops.
> Such a fumbling fucking asshole you are. It is my
> pleasure to hold your utter ineptitude up to so
> much of the rest of the world as may be paying any
> attention.


^ Wrong again. lol

>
> Now go post something as Fanboi, you worthless
> Falls Church asshole.


^ Wrong again. lol

>
> PS. How long did it take you to find the ferry
> routes map? LOL. What a pussiy!


I'm bored with your endless bullshit. Here dummy, since we know that you're "fact challenged" and have trouble focusing, let me try to make it easier for you...

The name of the ferry service which ran from LaGuardia to Manhattan on December 28, 2000 was the ___________ _______________ ______________.

This is not an essay question.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Alphabetboi is such a fraud ()
Date: May 04, 2016 01:33PM

EkXWN Wrote:
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> ^ More of your irrelevant bullshit.
> ^ Wrong again. lol
> ^ Wrong again. lol

What an impressively feeble dumbfuck.

> I'm bored with your endless bullshit.

You mean you are in over your head and simply aren't able to defend yourself any longer. You could have announced that weeks ago.

> Here dummy, since we know that you're "fact challenged"
> and have trouble focusing, let me try to make it easier
> for you...
>
> The name of the ferry service which ran from
> LaGuardia to Manhattan on December 28, 2000 was
> the ___________ _______________ ______________.
>
> This is not an essay question.

You have no facts, dumbass. Which is why it is so easy to kick the living shit out of you here. Why, I might as well be Vendordud! You of course are just a monstrously stupid and disgraceful little liar who never went to Florida and never once rode any ferry service to or from LGA at all. And of course, the only ferry service to and from LGA after May 1, 1998, was indeed the weekday only, rush-hour only service that was run by NY waterway, this in total independence of managerial control or input from Delta Airlines or from its franchise-losing and quite defunct one-time shuttle operator, Harbor Shuttle, Inc. Those entities after all had simply been pushed out of the picture. These are simple facts of history that you will have no choice but to choke on forever. Now run off and cry to Fanboi.

And to add a little more insult to injury, why have you never told us about Esca hot-shot Mario Batali being forced into a $5.25 million settlement with 1,100 of his employees over years of tip-skimming charges? What a great bunch of guys you managed to google up, asshole!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: nV77E ()
Date: May 04, 2016 01:56PM

Alphabetboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> EkXWN Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ^ More of your irrelevant bullshit.
> > ^ Wrong again. lol
> > ^ Wrong again. lol
>
> What an impressively feeble dumbfuck.
>
> > I'm bored with your endless bullshit.
>
> You mean you are in over your head and simply
> aren't able to defend yourself any longer. You
> could have announced that weeks ago.
>
> > Here dummy, since we know that you're "fact
> challenged"
> > and have trouble focusing, let me try to make it
> easier
> > for you...
> >
> > The name of the ferry service which ran from
> > LaGuardia to Manhattan on December 28, 2000 was
> > the ___________ _______________
> ______________.
> >
> > This is not an essay question.
>
> You have no facts, dumbass. Which is why it is so
> easy to kick the living shit out of you here.
> Why, I might as well be Vendordud! You of course
> are just a monstrously stupid and disgraceful
> little liar who never went to Florida and never
> once rode any ferry service to or from LGA at all.
> And of course, the only ferry service to and from
> LGA after May 1, 1998, was indeed the weekday
> only, rush-hour only service that was run by NY
> waterway, this in total independence of managerial
> control or input from Delta Airlines or from its
> franchise-losing and quite defunct one-time
> shuttle operator, Harbor Shuttle, Inc. Those
> entities after all had simply been pushed out of
> the picture. These are simple facts of history
> that you will have no choice but to choke on
> forever. Now run off and cry to Fanboi.
>
> And to add a little more insult to injury, why
> have you never told us about Esca hot-shot Mario
> Batali being forced into a $5.25 million
> settlement with 1,100 of his employees over years
> of tip-skimming charges? What a great bunch of
> guys you managed to google up, asshole!


Sorry, you get no credit for length, irrelevant bullshit, or obvious attempts at weasel-wording like "managerial control."

Grade: Fail

But I'll give you another chance:

The name of the ferry service which ran from LaGuardia to Manhattan on December 28, 2000 was the ___________ _______________ ______________.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Alphabetboi is such a fraud ()
Date: May 04, 2016 02:47PM

nV77E Wrote:
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> Sorry, you get no credit for length, irrelevant
> bullshit, or obvious attempts at weasel-wording
> like "managerial control."

Not up on what "managerial control" might mean? What a poorly educated dumbfuck! Here's the deal, you ignorant little dipshit. Delta Airlines had NO MANAGERIAL CONTROL over any aspect of NY Waterways' operation of the LGA ferry franchise that the Port Authority had awarded to it. Delta was no longer in that picture. Prior to May 1, 1998, when the soon to collapse Delta Water Shuttle was still in operation, they DID have such control through their contract with HSI. They lost all that when they were basically thrown overboard by a disgusted Port Authority.

And as a reminder, scallop season is never "long past", deep-frying is a popular way to prepare bay scallops, and you are nothing but a disgraceful fucking liar who never rode any water taxi from LGA to anywhere. Eat some more shit, you pathetic loser asswipe.

PS. Only eight more days to "A Night at the Park". Got your tickets yet? LOL!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: c4J3e ()
Date: May 04, 2016 03:37PM

Alphabetboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> nV77E Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sorry, you get no credit for length, irrelevant
> > bullshit, or obvious attempts at weasel-wording
> > like "managerial control."
>
> Not up on what "managerial control" might mean?
> What a poorly educated dumbfuck! Here's the deal,
> you ignorant little dipshit. Delta Airlines had
> NO MANAGERIAL CONTROL over any aspect of NY
> Waterways' operation of the LGA ferry franchise
> that the Port Authority had awarded to it. Delta
> was no longer in that picture. Prior to May 1,
> 1998, when the soon to collapse Delta Water
> Shuttle was still in operation, they DID have such
> control through their contract with HSI. They
> lost all that when they were basically thrown
> overboard by a disgusted Port Authority.
>
> And as a reminder, scallop season is never "long
> past", deep-frying is a popular way to prepare bay
> scallops, and you are nothing but a disgraceful
> fucking liar who never rode any water taxi from
> LGA to anywhere. Eat some more shit, you pathetic
> loser asswipe.
>
> PS. Only eight more days to "A Night at the
> Park". Got your tickets yet? LOL!



BZZZZZZTTTTTT

"Managerial control" was never the question. Just yet another of your very obvious attempts at obfuscation.

One more time...

The name of the ferry service which ran from LaGuardia to Manhattan on December 28, 2000 was the ___________ _______________ ______________.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Alphabetboi is such a fraud ()
Date: May 04, 2016 04:53PM

c4J3e Wrote:
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> "Managerial control" was never the question. Just yet
> another of your very obvious attempts at obfuscation.

LOL! YOU would be the worthless ignorant douche who claimed that there was no difference in operations before and after May 1, 1998. You can just eat some more shit on that one, you ridiculous asshole, as there was in fact every difference in the world, one of them having been that Delta -- now pushed out of the picture -- no longer had any managerial say or control at all. There was no more Delta Water Shuttle and no more Harbor Shuttle, Inc. There was just NY Waterway and the Port Authority. Your persistent stupidity here is once again making you look like the completely worthless dumbfuck asshole that you always have been.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: PL633 ()
Date: May 04, 2016 05:08PM

Alphabetboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> c4J3e Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > "Managerial control" was never the question.
> Just yet
> > another of your very obvious attempts at
> obfuscation.
>
> LOL! YOU would be the worthless ignorant douche
> who claimed that there was no difference in
> operations before and after May 1, 1998. You can
> just eat some more shit on that one, you
> ridiculous asshole, as there was in fact every
> difference in the world, one of them having been
> that Delta -- now pushed out of the picture -- no
> longer had any managerial say or control at all.
> There was no more Delta Water Shuttle and no more
> Harbor Shuttle, Inc. There was just NY Waterway
> and the Port Authority. Your persistent stupidity
> here is once again making you look like the
> completely worthless dumbfuck asshole that you
> always have been.


No dummy, that was just part of your very obvious attempt to bullshit your way around your claim that the ferry service ceased to exist in 1998. Who was running the service was of no concern to passengers using it.

Once again...

The name of the ferry service which ran from LaGuardia to Manhattan on December 28, 2000 was the ___________ _______________ ______________.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Alphabetboi is such a fraud ()
Date: May 05, 2016 09:17AM

PL633 Wrote:
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> No dummy, that was just part of your very obvious
> attempt to bullshit your way around your claim
> that the ferry service ceased to exist in 1998.
> Who was running the service was of no concern to
> passengers using it.

Your propensity for simply making shit up because you have nothing rational left to say is showing. Although you never rode it in any case, no one has claimed that ferry service to and from LaGuardia ended in 1998. What did end at that time of course was the Delta Water Shuttle that you were so unfortunately goaded into naming as the service you rode on your almost weekly commutes to corporate HQ, so many of which were purported to have included dinner at mediocre, tip-skimming Esca. That 1998 end came as Delta and HSI saw the Port Authority contract to operate ferry service on the LGA route awarded to the giant commuter ferry empire of Arthur Imperatore and NY Waterway, thus sending the tiny existing service into both bankruptcy and oblivion. It was an expected development, as the Port Authority had been trying to push the existing operation out of the picture since 1996, deriding it as a one-man band type operation that had consistently failed to attract more than a small number of passengers.

PS. What have you done with Fanboi? The two of you made such a delightful couple. Perhaps he has "gone off to Florida" for a bit? LOL! Or maybe he's just running away from this...
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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: May 05, 2016 11:41AM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> Stagger, stagger. Fanboi and Alphabetboi are and
> always have been the same unstable person

Wrong again, asswipe. If anything, you're at lease consistent. Wrong, but consistent.

> -- the
> one who has had his sorry ass waxed here for so
> long and on such a regular basis.

You're the only one with a chapped ass. You bring most of it upon yourself, but it isn't undeserved.

> Seems like
> things go the same sort of way over at City-Data
> as well.

The FAIL is strong with you. I've never even read a thread on City-Data let alone post there. It isn't surprising to hear, however, you've been a persistent failing troll there as well - it's that whole consistency thing you excel at. It makes one wonder though between your trolling lies here and your trolling there how you have time for all the bullshit other stuff you claim to be engaged in.

> Yes, asshole, But try as you may, none of your
> pathetic lamentations and piles of worthless
> bullshit will ever erase the stain that is now and
> forever will be associated with you and your
> totally fabricated Esca and water-taxi claims.

Again, I've never claimed either. Your insistence to the contrary further cements your status as a trolling liar who is too stupid to differentiate between two different people. After having his ass handed to him, your boy Kilton eventually figured it out and left with his tail between his legs. You've been too damn slow to come the simple fact that two different people have been beating up on you. Congrats, you're more stupid than Kilton. Quite an accomplishment.


> They were designed to convince people that you
> were actually in Florida.

No. They were designed to piss you off as you've never been to the Space Coast or a spring training Nats game. It was baited perfectly for you and you took the bait and swallowed it whole and let the hook rip through your GI tract.

> Uber and Twitter as some sort of Da Vinci Code
> mysteries? Try it on your kindergarten pals,
> asshole. The all-seeing eye mocks you for it
> here.

There's no Da Vinci Code to be decoded here. The fact that you think there is indicates what a fossilized turd you are. You're just too damn stupid to figure out some very simple info. For instance, if you were more intelligent you'd be able to figure out that the photos of coffee in Falls Church and the photos of various places in FL were taken with the same device. Again, right over your ever pathetic lying head. Consistently stupid and consistently lying is what you are.

You fucked up on Twitter because had you known what it was and how to use it, you'd have saved yourself the embarrassment of claiming you were off to see Strasburg when it was announced BEFORE you posted that ridiculous lie that he had been scratched due to illness.

You fucked up on Uber when you claimed you "have" UberBlack as if it is some sort of possession to actually "have." It is, in fact, a service that people use. Clearly, you aren't one of them. If you were, however, you wouldn't be able to get a Town Car using UberBlack because it just doesn't make the cut! LOL!

> LOL! You've never used an executive car service
> in your life.

Many times which is why I know that a discerning customer doesn't pick out a Town Car in 2016.

> No wonder you didn't know what one
> was.

It was made clear over a year ago when I mentioned using a car service that you've been seething over for over a year now. I really do live in that vast empty head of yours rent free.

> According to Census Quick Facts, all of the
> following local areas have a higher median
> household income than Falls Church City...

All of those areas have many more married couples who both work while Falls Church has many more single person households. Take a look at per capita. How many come out ahead?

> Cart before the horse, dumbo. I wrote here about
> the pending Atlanta trip on the morning of March
> 22. Pictures provided by your in-bred cousin in
> Florida did not begin appearing until the
> afternoon of March 23.

Ah yes, Seeing as I don't hang on your every word the way you hang on every single word I type, I messed up the timeline. I brought up spring training and you concocted the Atlanta story. I proceeded to post pictures from my trip and your envy went into overdrive much the same way it did after I posted pictures of a couple bottles of wine I own. Thanks for the refresher. See, I can admit when I messed up. You, of course, just dig your hole of lies deeper!

> Oh, the coffee doesn't matter at all,

It sure as hell doesn't!

> No, douche. It was on the front page of Monday
> morning's paper,

So that's what prompted you to Google it? LOL!

> Oh, and by the way...

Posting pictures of a decent, but not all that impressive or exclusive eatery isn't indicative of any sort of status. In fact, the notion that you think it is indicates how far you need to go just to be able to sniff the word status.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Mdk4E ()
Date: May 05, 2016 01:47PM

Alphabetboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> PL633 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > No dummy, that was just part of your very
> obvious
> > attempt to bullshit your way around your claim
> > that the ferry service ceased to exist in 1998.
>
> > Who was running the service was of no concern
> to
> > passengers using it.
>
> Your propensity for simply making shit up because
> you have nothing rational left to say is showing.
> Although you never rode it in any case, no one has
> claimed that ferry service to and from LaGuardia
> ended in 1998. What did end at that time of
> course was the Delta Water Shuttle that you were
> so unfortunately goaded into naming as the service
> you rode on your almost weekly commutes to
> corporate HQ, so many of which were purported to
> have included dinner at mediocre, tip-skimming
> Esca. That 1998 end came as Delta and HSI saw the
> Port Authority contract to operate ferry service
> on the LGA route awarded to the giant commuter
> ferry empire of Arthur Imperatore and NY Waterway,
> thus sending the tiny existing service into both
> bankruptcy and oblivion. It was an expected
> development, as the Port Authority had been trying
> to push the existing operation out of the picture
> since 1996, deriding it as a one-man band type
> operation that had consistently failed to attract
> more than a small number of passengers.
>
> PS. What have you done with Fanboi? The two of
> you made such a delightful couple. Perhaps he has
> "gone off to Florida" for a bit? LOL! Or maybe
> he's just running away from this...
> .


You seem to be struggling with the question 'for some reason.' Such an 'expert' on NYC ferry operations (and all other things) like you should be able to answer it very easily.

Maybe it's some sort of testing block?

Are you're better at math? OK, let's try it that way...


Q1: A ferry leaves the Marine Terminal at LaGuardia on December 28, 2000 headed to Manhattan with 15 passengers from the most recently landed Delta Shuttle aboard each weighing an average of 162 lbs., travelling at an average speed of 20 knots.

What is the name of the ferry service?

Answer: ___________ _______________ ______________.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: JCJY3 ()
Date: May 05, 2016 01:54PM

just a few Wrote:
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>
> > Oh, and by the way...
>
> Posting pictures of a decent, but not all that
> impressive or exclusive eatery isn't indicative of
> any sort of status. In fact, the notion that you
> think it is indicates how far you need to go just
> to be able to sniff the word status.


He just posting pics of he grill again.


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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: May 05, 2016 11:00PM

just a few Wrote:
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> Wrong again, asswipe. If anything, you're at
> lease consistent. Wrong, but consistent.

Oh look...Fanboi is back. That ferry map acts a lot like Pavlov's little bell. Ding, ding, ding. So now we've got Fanboi and Alphabetboi in the house -- if only that "Someone Else" guy would show up, all three of your psychotic personae would be accounted for here.

> The FAIL is strong with you. I've never even read
> a thread on City-Data let alone post there.

Surprising how you whine over it then. And how the name "Vendordud" causes you to tremble.

> Again, I've never claimed either.

Yes, you have. When it comes to Esca and water-taxis, all three of you have been involved.

> After having his ass handed to him, your boy Kilton eventually
> figured it out and left with his tail between his legs.

Kilton certainly had you pegged correctly -- as a worthless asshole. His claims concerning IP addresses belong over there with the ones about sports curses.

> No. They were designed to piss you off as you've never
? been to the Space Coast or a spring training Nats game.

LOL! You were feeling inferior again (for very good reason) and desperatelty wanted to suggest that you were where you weren't. But you fucked it all up. So typical! And what creates even more butthurt for you every day is the fact that I've been to well more than a dozen games at Space Coast Stadium alone over the years, along with at least as many at various other Spring Training ballparks that you will never be able to afford to visit. As always, it just plain sucks to be you.

> You're just too damn stupid to figure out some very simple info.
> For instance, if you were more intelligent you'd be able to figure
> out that the photos of coffee in Falls Church and the photos of
> various places in FL were taken with the same device.

LOL! Twelve million of those devices were sold in the first three months they were available. Imagine both you and your in-bred cousin getting the same phone for Christmas. Christmas of 2014, that is. Maybe you ought to upgrade your phone one of these days, dumbo.

> You fucked up on Twitter because had you known what it was
> and how to use it, you'd have saved yourself the embarrassment
> of claiming you were off to see Strasburg when it was announced
> BEFORE you posted that ridiculous lie that he had been scratched
> due to illness.

Get real. I was headed to the game because I had ticktes, not because of who was scheduled to pitch,. As noted long ago, I had been on here kicking the living shit out of you once again when the Nats announced the change. No affect on me one way or the other. I just piled into the car and headed for the park. For the Club Level, specifically. You know, the place where "A Night at the Park" will be celebrated next week?

> You fucked up on Uber when you claimed you "have" UberBlack as if
> it is some sort of possession to actually "have." It is, in fact,
> a service that people use. Clearly, you aren't one of them.

To use Uber, you need to download the app. Once you do that, you have it. Beforehand, you don't. I use Uber Black to get around downtown where parking can be quite a hassle. It tends to be nicer, more reliable, and a good deal more comfortable than the typical taxi.

> If you were, however, you wouldn't be able to get a
> Town Car using UberBlack because it just doesn't make
> the cut! LOL!

With an executive car service, you get to choose your car. With Uber of any sort, you do not. You do have some assurances with Uber Black however. From their website...

When requesting an UberBLACK, you can expect a pickup from a car similar to the ones below.
BMW 5-Series & 7-Series, Mercedes S/G/GL/GLA/GLC-Class+, Volvo XC90, Executive Lincoln Towncar...

Oh no! It looks like you didn't know what the fuck you were talking about once again! How can that sort of shit just keep happening over and over and over again? What a pathetic little loser-boy you are!

> Many times which is why I know that a discerning
> customer doesn't pick out a Town Car in 2016.

Discerning customers ride in what they like. That's kind of what the word means. Your problem is that you can't afford to be in that sort of a category.

> It was made clear over a year ago when I mentioned
> using a car service that you've been seething over
> for over a year now.

Are you sure it wasn't two years ago? Or three? Use of an executive car service is meanwhile a customary thing for me. Lying through your teeth is a customary thing for you.

> All of those areas have many more married couples who both work
> while Falls Church has many more single person households.

I see. So Falls Church City is the regional repository for those who cannot manage to attract a mate? Or is there a mix of divorced slobs being bled dry by an ex mixed in there as well?

> Ah yes, Seeing as I don't hang on your every word
> the way you hang on every single word I type, Iw
> messed up the timeline.

Part of that short-term memory problem of yours.

> I brought up spring training and you concocted the Atlanta story.

Correction: You asked if it weren't time for me to be heading down to Viera once again, and I noted that this year, we were doing the Opening Day in Atlanta trip instead. That's what triggered the famous cellphone dump.

> So that's what prompted you to Google it? LOL!

No, that's what prompted you to claim in desperation that you had attended.

> Posting pictures of a decent, but not all that
> impressive or exclusive eatery isn't indicative of
> any sort of status. In fact, the notion that you
> think it is indicates how far you need to go just
> to be able to sniff the word status.

You're the one whose feeling all that burning envy and butthurt over it. I go to such places all the time. It's simply part of what I do. As it turned out, Canoe was an ideal choice, one that had been made while slurping back some lunchtime oysters at Brine over in the Mosaic District in late March. You'll of course never know how nice a place Canoe was, but you can stop and stare at a picture of the kangaroo app if you'd like...
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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Alphabetboi is such a fraud ()
Date: May 05, 2016 11:13PM

Mdk4E Wrote:
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> You seem to be struggling with the question 'for some reason.'
> Such an 'expert' on NYC ferry operations (and all other things)
> like you should be able to answer it very easily.

As I've tried to pound into your clogged and sorry-ass little brain over and over again now, the Delta Water Shuttle existed only through May 1, 1998. Without a franchise or a contractor, every ferry that ran into or out of LGA after that was part of a NY Waterway operation.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: eFvek ()
Date: May 05, 2016 11:30PM

Alphabetboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> Mdk4E Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You seem to be struggling with the question 'for
> some reason.'
> > Such an 'expert' on NYC ferry operations (and
> all other things)
> > like you should be able to answer it very
> easily.
>
> As I've tried to pound into your clogged and
> sorry-ass little brain over and over again now,
> the Delta Water Shuttle existed only through May
> 1, 1998. Without a franchise or a contractor,
> every ferry that ran into or out of LGA after that
> was part of a NY Waterway operation.


Hmmm... Not good at math either eh?

Let's try reading comprehension.

Quote

Delta Jettisons The Best Shuttle Service Afloat

By Ken Ringle February 8, 2001

Talk about air rage! In one of the sneakiest corporate maneuvers in recent times, Delta Air Lines has quietly discontinued the Delta Water Shuttle, thereby scuttling one of the major reasons for flying Delta to New York.

Or maybe for flying to New York at all.

The $15 water taxi ($25 round trip), which sped commuters up and down the East River in 30 minutes between Wall Street and the old Pan Am seaplane terminal at LaGuardia Airport, was one of New York's best-kept secrets and most sybaritic bargains -- a highly civilized waterborne alternative to the jolting kamikaze taxi rides for which Fun City has long been famous.

Operating in one form or another since 1987, it ran hourly from 6:30 a.m. to 6:30 p.m. weekdays, connecting passengers in the most painless way possible with Delta Shuttle flights to and from Boston and Washington, with Manhattan stops at 34th and 62nd streets. Its dock at LaGuardia was just steps from the flight ramp, and boasted a terminal entrance beneath the same decorative frieze of flying fish that greeted the fabled Pan Am Clipper in the 1930s and '40s.

Few journeys were more satisfying than exiting Manhattan by water shuttle on summer afternoons, rumbling northward on the sparkling water beneath bridges clogged with honking, frustrated drivers. It was a half-hour time-out from the urban rat race -- a commute so calming it felt stolen and vaguely illegal. And from the water, whether one was leaving or arriving, the Apple's skyscrapers looked as magical as they're supposed to in songs and old movies. The water shuttle made you want to be a part of it, just like Frank Sinatra and Liza Minnelli. Even if you hate bagels and Rudy Giuliani.

And now all that's gone! Stolen! Downsized!

Murdered?

"We were unable to reach agreement with our service provider," said a spokesman for Delta, which inherited the water shuttle when it took over the Pan Am shuttle 10 years ago. While deftly sidestepping any statement that the water shuttle was axed as a cost-cutting measure, she noted that only 2 percent of the air shuttle's passengers used the water service each year.

The spokesman conceded that no cancellation announcement was ever made to the press, but said signs noting the demise have been in place in Boston, Washington and New York airports since service halted Dec. 29.

"We are always looking to provide the best service for our passengers," said Delta spokesman Helen O'Dell.

Fuggedaboutit, says Pat Smith, a spokesman for NY Waterway, which has run the water shuttle operation since 1997. To Smith, the water shuttle died for one reason and one reason only: "Delta chose not to continue the service."


The date of the article is: _________.

The name of the water shuttle service run by NY Waterway for Delta was the ____________ _____________ _____________.

The date on which the water shuttle service ceased operating was: ____________________.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Alphabetboi is such a fraud ()
Date: May 06, 2016 10:26AM

Same shit. Same asshole. Different day. As has been pointed out half a dozen times now, you are swooning over what is nothing more than a bunch of back-and-forth PR babble. And at that, you BOLD a statement that NY Waterway had run "the shuttle operation" since 1997, and you STILL don't understand why it would have been worded that way. HINT: It would have had something to do with "managerial control," of which Delta no longer had any. God, but you are one clueless, guileless dumbfuck.

[But speaking of 1997, have any of you three dimwits figured out yet what was at 105 West Broad Street before Ireland's Four Provinces arrived on the scene in that year? I'm again guessing not.]

Meanwhile, back at the ranch -- the simple facts are that the Delta Water Shuttle met its ultimate end in 1998. It was driven into bankruptcy and utterly out of existence. You never rode it anywhere in any case of course, and you never ate at tip-skimming Esca either. All that was just another part of just another fraud perpetrated in this case in a fabulously failed attempt to cover up for your many accumulated asshole statements about scallops. As a reminder, fresh wild-caught scallops are available in this market 365 days a year. If you were meeting people in Rockport, it would be stupid to drive to Gloucester. And you cannot watch a Red Sox game on the radio. Eat some more shit, asshole.

PS. How long do you think it will take Fanboi to recover from his humiliating Uber/Town Car blunder? That's going to leave a mark of significant proportion!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: jKtw6 ()
Date: May 06, 2016 11:05AM

Alphabetboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> Same shit. Same asshole. Different day. As has
> been pointed out half a dozen times now, you are
> swooning over what is nothing more than a bunch of
> back-and-forth PR babble. And at that, you BOLD a
> statement that NY Waterway had run "the shuttle
> operation" since 1997, and you STILL don't
> understand why it would have been worded that way.
> HINT: It would have had something to do with
> "managerial control," of which Delta no longer had
> any. God, but you are one clueless, guileless
> dumbfuck.
>
> [But speaking of 1997, have any of you three
> dimwits figured out yet what was at 105 West Broad
> Street before Ireland's Four Provinces arrived on
> the scene in that year? I'm again guessing not.]
>
> Meanwhile, back at the ranch -- the simple facts
> are that the Delta Water Shuttle met its ultimate
> end in 1998. It was driven into bankruptcy and
> utterly out of existence. You never rode it
> anywhere in any case of course, and you never ate
> at tip-skimming Esca either. All that was just
> another part of just another fraud perpetrated in
> this case in a fabulously failed attempt to cover
> up for your many accumulated asshole statements
> about scallops. As a reminder, fresh wild-caught
> scallops are available in this market 365 days a
> year. If you were meeting people in Rockport, it
> would be stupid to drive to Gloucester. And you
> cannot watch a Red Sox game on the radio. Eat
> some more shit, asshole.
>
> PS. How long do you think it will take Fanboi to
> recover from his humiliating Uber/Town Car
> blunder? That's going to leave a mark of
> significant proportion!


Comprehension not so good either.

Hmmm... Maybe you're a visual learner?

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Take a break losers ()
Date: May 06, 2016 11:35AM

Jesus both of you guys are faggots.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: May 06, 2016 12:53PM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> Oh look...Fanboi is back.

Back from where?

> That ferry map acts a
> lot like Pavlov's little bell. Ding, ding, ding.

The ferry map is irrelevant to me. However, this entire thread was created to make you look like a fool. Did the name P@vL0v completely escape you at the time. You took the bait and got hooked! You've played the perfect marionette!

> So now we've got Fanboi and Alphabetboi in the
> house -- if only that "Someone Else" guy would
> show up,

Is that the same "someone else" you claimed sent me the pictures? Still too stupid to tell different people apart. Hell, you even see me in threads I've never posted in. Further proof I've owned your ass since day one. I live in your vast empty head rent free. Hell, at this point you might as well be paying me!

> Surprising how you whine over it then. And how
> the name "Vendordud" causes you to tremble.

Having never visited or posted at City-Data, I've certainly never posted under the name Vendordud or any other poster who has certainly and easily owned your ass on that message board. I can't imagine you're batting over .000 there either.

> Yes, you have. When it comes to Esca and
> water-taxis, all three of you have been involved.

Such a pea brained nitwit. You ever wonder why you get your ass handed to you by multiple people on a regular basis? You're just too fucking stupid to get it.

> His claims concerning IP
> addresses belong over there with the ones about
> sports curses.

They belong right where they are. In a pile of lies. Your lies about spring training, Town Cars, and whatever else you spout belong there as well.

> LOL! You were feeling inferior again (for very
> good reason) and desperatelty wanted to suggest
> that you were where you weren't.

But I was and that's what pisses you off and set your whole fantastic lie in motion. There are countless other photos as well from both inside Space Coast and also over on the training fields. Go ahead, Google up the training fields, asshole.

> LOL! Twelve million of those devices were sold in
> the first three months they were available.
> Imagine both you and your in-bred cousin getting
> the same phone for Christmas. Christmas of 2014,
> that is. Maybe you ought to upgrade your phone
> one of these days, dumbo.

Still trying to figure it out. You're just too fucking stupid. And someone who thinks riding around in a 5+ year old car with high mileage and considerable wear and tear shouldn't be ragging on a year old phone. How's your flip phone treating you?

> As noted long ago, I had been on here
> kicking the living shit out of you once again when
> the Nats announced the change.

They announced the change BEFORE you posted on here. Want me to post the tweet again? LOL!

> To use Uber, you need to download the app.

No shit. I had to explain that to you.

> I use Uber Black to get around downtown where
> parking can be quite a hassle.

No you don't. You didn't even know what it was a couple of weeks ago.


> With an executive car service, you get to choose
> your car. With Uber of any sort, you do not. You
> do have some assurances with Uber Black however.
> From their website...

You mean this website:

http://dc.ubermovement.com/uberblack/

It's DC specific. See where it says:
Vehicle Requirements
•Model Year: 2013 – Present
•Exterior: Black
•Interior: Black Leather
•Seats 4 passengers comfortably

Then you can look on the list that doesn't include the Town Car! LOL! Another colossal fail on your part.

Here's where you got your info (that was bad):

http://uberestimate.com/what-is-uber-black/

Pro tip. When trying to prove a point about an entity, you probably shouldn't rely on a website that has this printed on the bottom: We are not affiliated with Uber® in any way.

So umm yeah, we'll just put that in your ever-growing loss column. Honestly, I can't tell you how long that list is at this point.

> Oh no! It looks like you didn't know what the
> fuck you were talking about once again! How can
> that sort of shit just keep happening over and
> over and over again? What a pathetic little
> loser-boy you are!


You were saying? Se above. But, just to rub your fat fucking face in it: We are not affiliated with Uber® in any way.

> Discerning customers ride in what they like.
> That's kind of what the word means.

Discerning means having or showing good judgment. Riding in a 5+ year old executive sedan shows lack of good judgment.

> Your problem
> is that you can't afford to be in that sort of a
> category.

Actually, I can afford to NOT have to ride in a POS Town Car.


> Are you sure it wasn't two years ago?

Seeing as you hang on my every word, I'll leave the timeline to you. I'm sure you've got the printouts taped to the walls of your hovel.

> I see. So Falls Church City is the regional
> repository for those who cannot manage to attract
> a mate?

Wow, so surprised to see a colossally stupid assertion from you - nah, not really. There are a multitude of reasons people are single. But again, this is just a way for you to avoid the per capita contention. Sort of a perfect reply for a big pussy like you.

> It's simply part of what I do.

What you do is lie your envious ass off. Then after you're done lying you move to fucking up on facts like you just did on UberBlack!

We are not affiliated with Uber® in any way.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Alphabetboi is such a fraud ()
Date: May 07, 2016 01:10PM

Ktw6 Wrote:
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> Comprehension not so good either. Hmmm... Maybe you're a visual learner?

Congratulations, dummy. You have now posted as official a press release from NY Waterway showing that it was indeed THEY who exercised managerial control over ferry service to and from LGA, when it had been your position and argument for weeks that nothing had changed as of May 1, 1998, and that ferry service was still rolling right along under the managerial control of good old Delta Air Lines.

You're done here, dude. You may as well just go sit out by the curb, pull a plastic bag over your head, and wait for the men to come and haul you away.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: May 07, 2016 01:24PM

Take a break losers Wrote:
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> Jesus both of you guys are faggots.

There are a lot of threads at FFXU. You don't have to like or read this one. But some of us do enjoy the spare-time recreation of dragging this one total asshole through the stench and slime of his own impossible stupidity.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: cv4mw ()
Date: May 07, 2016 02:00PM

Alphabetboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> Ktw6 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Comprehension not so good either. Hmmm... Maybe
> you're a visual learner?
>
> Congratulations, dummy. You have now posted as
> official a press release from NY Waterway
> showing that it was indeed THEY who exercised
> managerial control over ferry service to and from
> LGA, when it had been your position and argument
> for weeks that nothing had changed as of May 1,
> 1998, and that ferry service was still rolling
> right along under the managerial control of good
> old Delta Air Lines.
>
> You're done here, dude. You may as well just go
> sit out by the curb, pull a plastic bag over your
> head, and wait for the men to come and haul you
> away.


No fucktard, the question was not, is not, and never will be re "managerial control." That was just a bullshit tangent that you tried but I wouldn't let you go off on after you realized that you'd fucked up.

The question was whether there was a ferry service operating between LaGuardia and Manhattan post-1998. Based on your wasted holiday weekend Googling ferry routes, you'd proudly claimed in your always oh so confidently wrong way that there was not; therefore, it was IMPOSSIBLE! for me to have used the Delta Water Shuttle after that date. Which, based on all of the independent objective evidence that I've posted very clearly was wrong. Which is why you've been struggling for days to avoid answering the very simple question that I posed in calling your bullshit and why you're now attempting to go off on the 'managerial control' nonsense again.

So, once again...

The name of the ferry service operating between LaGuardia and Manhattan on December 28, 2000 was the ___________ _______________ ______________.

Here's a hint:

file.php?2,file=232218,filename=deltawat

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: May 07, 2016 05:34PM

just a few Wrote:
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> Back from where?

Back from the time-out chair and letting Alphabetboi be the one to make a total fool of himself for a while.

> The ferry map is irrelevant to me.

Facts in general are irrelevant to you. But the map does torture you no end, as it is a clear illustration and stark reminder of what a complete and bumbling lying fraud you are. Embrace the inferiority, dude. It's what defines you.

> However, this entire thread was created to make you look like a fool.
> Did the name P@vL0v completely escape you at the time.

LOL! Out of whatever residential inferiority psychosis (RIP) it is that haunts you so, you create insipid Falls Church boosterthon threads and posts by the score and are either duly ignored or get the living shit kicked out of you over and over and over again as the result. This is because you know so little about the place, about the region as a whole, or about much of anything else either. You are just a bitter downscale douchebag loser who is driven to lash out at his betters. Been down to the German Gourmet lately, by the way?

> Is that the same "someone else" you claimed sent me the pictures?

No, dummy, that was your cellphone-dumping in-bred cousin in Florida who happens to have had the same cellphone as you since Christmas of 2014. "Someone Else" is the childish "invisible friend" upon whom you attempt to heap all the blame and blowback that result when one of your barf-bag posts gets laughed out of court. That's just how immature cowards like you deal with their failures and shortcomings.

> Still too stupid to tell different people apart. Hell, you even see
> me in threads I've never posted in.

There's that psycho-denial coming through yet again. It certainly does surface with regularity.

> Having never visited or posted at City-Data, I've
> certainly never posted under the name Vendordud or
> any other poster who has certainly and easily
> owned your ass on that message board.

Oh look! There it is again! And "Vendordud" is of course the misspelled (because you copied-and-pasted it from a City-Data post) name of a one-time C-D poster whom you have often cited here as being one among others there who are in fact your brutal but absent local nemesis, "Asshole Spotter". You certainly do carry a lot of baggage around, don't you? That beating from "Smarter Than You" that you linked to not so long ago was more than three years old! Who knows how much further back the trail of tears and bloodshed might actually extend? Probably through at least a dozen solar eclipses by now, one would think.

> Such a pea brained nitwit. You ever wonder why
> you get your ass handed to you by multiple people
> on a regular basis? You're just too fucking
> stupid to get it.

Not at all, but what is easily grasped by those with the basics of a brain is that your sorry-ass tales of riding non-existent water-taxis to almost weekly meetings at corporate HQ with frequent dinners at mediocre, tip-skimming Esca thrown in along the way were a complete and utter saga of F-R-A-U-D. Just like your imaginary trips to Florida and the WHCA Dinner.

> They belong right where they are. In a pile of
> lies. Your lies about spring training, Town Cars,
> and whatever else you spout belong there as well.

Poor Fanboi's feelings seem to have been hurt here. Such a feckless fart! You'll just need to deal with the fact that while I've been to Spring Training games all over the state of Florida, the Town Car came into play here just recently with regard to the hectic agenda of our Opening Day trip to Atlanta.

> But I was and that's what pisses you off and set
> your whole fantastic lie in motion.

No, dorko. You were sitting right here in NoVa the whole time, foolishly posting away in proof of it.

> Still trying to figure it out. You're just too
> fucking stupid.

Well, I know what Exif metadata are and how to extract them. As for you, you might want to rethink what a phone can do.

> And someone who thinks riding around in a 5+ year old car with
> high mileage and considerable wear and tear shouldn't be ragging
> on a year old phone. How's your flip phone treating you?

More grade-school level stupid shit. A Galaxy S7 would be a current phone. You're fumbling around with an aging S5. And would you like to see more pictures of Lincoln Town Cars in the stables of executive car services all over the country? There are plenty of those out there.

> They announced the change BEFORE you posted on
> here. Want me to post the tweet again? LOL!

And why would it have mattered one whit to a person who was headed to the game in any case? Going to the game is what season ticket holders do, you know. Oh wait -- you DON'T know. Going to a ballgame would be a rare treat -- a special event -- for you. LOL! I'll be checking out the Tigers from the Club Level on Monday and Wednesday of next week, and of course it's "A Night at the Park" on Thursday -- the annual chance to hang out with the 25-man roster. You couldn't come up with the swag, could you.

> You mean this website: http://dc.ubermovement.com/uberblack/
> It's DC specific.

So not really of much relevance to Atlanta, I'd guess. Or to any other non-DC locale. But you will be needing to deflect as much attention as possible from your horrible Town Car gaffe, so you will certainly want to be questioning the veracity of every Uber-centric website under the sun that happens to make you look like the perfect stooge that you are. That's what any pathetic "the dog ate my homework" loser would do.

> Then you can look on the list that doesn't include the Town Car!
> LOL! Another colossal fail on your part.

As it plainly states, the list is of locally "recommended" vehicles. And it includes the Lincoln MKS which you seem not to recognize as what Lincoln calls its nameplate successor to the Town Car (even though it doesn't really meet the same standards).

> Discerning means having or showing good judgment. Riding in a
> 5+ year old executive sedan shows lack of good judgment.

Says the stumbling bumbling braindead asshole whose examples of good judgment include living in the decaying shithole of Falls Church City, all the while not knowing what the hell was located at 105 West Broad Street prior to Ireland's Four Provinces moving in. "Discerning" is meanwhile knowing what you want and then proceeding to get it.

> Actually, I can afford to NOT have to ride in a POS Town Car.

You can apparently afford to NOT live somewhere that's actually nice as well. Such as in any of those greener, cleaner, quieter, roomier, and wealthier areas out in the sweet spot of NoVa between 495 and 286.

> There are a multitude of reasons people are single. But again,
> this is just a way for you to avoid the per capita contention.

Yes, and I noted a couple of those "reasons" earlier. LOL! Median household income is meanwhile the long-accepted headline measure of an area's income and prosperity. You don't like it because it makes your little shithole burg look so awfully bad. Dozens of comparable nearby places beat the crap out of poor little FCC. You might as well start complaining about population density numbers too. Those make the place look like a decaying shithole as well.

> What you do is lie your envious ass off.

Um, no one of standing or stature would be envious of junior-grade, grunt-work, wage-slave paupers who live on tiny lots in aging shacks and shanties while enjoying a paucity of local shopping and dining options, basically needing to lie through their teeth in order to have anything at all positive to say about their sorry-ass lives and locales. That's the life of some worthless douchebag jerk we'd be talking about there.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Alphabetboi is such a fraud ()
Date: May 07, 2016 05:51PM

cv4mw Wrote:
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> The question was whether there was a ferry service
> operating between LaGuardia and Manhattan post-1998.

Just go fuck yourself you lying sack of shit. There has NEVER been a question here of ferries running after 1998. You've just lost all sense completely, you pathetic little assfuck.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fw77t ()
Date: May 07, 2016 06:17PM

Alphabetboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> cv4mw Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> ---
> > The question was whether there was a ferry
> service
> > operating between LaGuardia and Manhattan
> post-1998.
>
> Just go fuck yourself you lying sack of shit.
> There has NEVER been a question here of ferries
> running after 1998. You've just lost all sense
> completely, you pathetic little assfuck.


BULLSHIT. lmao

That's all that it ever was about Asshole... You claiming that it was impossible for me to have used the Delta Water Shuttle after 1998. All of the rest of your bullshit including the most recent 'managerial control' nonsense was you trying to dig your dumb ass out of your hole after realizing that the Delta Water Shuttle did in fact run through 12/29/2000. Do I really have to copy your own fucking posts here to rub even more shit in your face?

But I'll take that as you now conceding that:

Contrary to your claim that it ended in 1998 based on your wasted weekend Googling ferry schedules, the ferry service between the Marine Terminal at LaGuardia and Manhattan known as the Delta Water Shuttle operated until December 29, 2000.

Contrary to your attempts to obscure that fact with endless tangential bullshit in order to save your dumbass after realizing that you'd fucked up, it never existed in any form or operated under any branding other than as the Delta Water Shuttle.

Contrary to your bullshit, it never operated as a general commuter service.

Contrary to your bullshit, it never operated other than as a promotional companion service subsidized by Delta for its customers flying on the Delta Shuttle between LGA and DCA/BOS.

Contrary to your bullshit, Delta was never a "bystander" or "cut out of the act" and the only reason that the service existed at all was solely because of Delta's direct support.

Contrary to your bullshit, the service ended when Delta decided to end its support in December 2000.

You fucked up.

You were wrong.

You failed.

Live with it.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Alphabetboi is such a fraud ()
Date: May 07, 2016 07:21PM

You're just a gutless lying asshole. There is nothing more to you than that.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: VmM9Y ()
Date: May 07, 2016 08:23PM

Alphabetboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> You're just a gutless lying asshole. There is
> nothing more to you than that.


Apology accepted.


Bitch.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: May 09, 2016 11:42AM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> Been down to the German Gourmet lately,
> by the way?

Are you talking about the German Gourmet that you claimed left Falls Church? The one that was never in the city of Falls Church? The one that moved from one unincorporated Falls Church address to another unincorporated Falls Church address? Yeah, I was there just the other week.

It's clear you bring this up to deflect from your latest UberBlack/Town Car fuck up, but I'm happy to discuss one of your numerous other fuck ups too!

> Oh look! There it is again! And "Vendordud" is
> of course the misspelled (because you
> copied-and-pasted it from a City-Data post) name
> of a one-time C-D poster whom you have often cited
> here as being one among others there who are in
> fact your brutal but absent local nemesis,
> "Asshole Spotter".

Umm, I spelled it the way you spelled it. It wasn't copied and pasted from anywhere. Your latest City Data rant is nothing more than you inability to distinguish between multiple people. Again, I have not ever viewed, posted or even visited a City Data thread. As noted, I am more than certain you make yourself to play the fool there as well. Oh, and you're Asshole Spotter. There is no debate there.


> Well, I know what Exif metadata are and how to
> extract them.

You just learned that via Google over the weekend. It's just one more thing I've taught you. First Uber, then Twitter, now Exif. I might start charging you for the education I'm giving you. Of course, you wouldn't be able to afford it!

> And why would it have mattered one whit to a
> person who was headed to the game in any case?

It matters to a person who claims to know so much more about baseball than anyone here but clearly didn't know what the rest of the world knew before you went on your nonsensical rant!

> So not really of much relevance to Atlanta, I'd
> guess.

Atlanta is irrelevant. We are talking about the POS Town Car and how it is an outdated piece of shit that doesn't qualify for UberBLack because it is such a piece of shit.

> Or to any other non-DC locale.

Wait for it....

> But you
> will be needing to deflect as much attention as
> possible from your horrible Town Car gaffe,

No gaffe at all, well none by me of course. You, on the other hand, stepped in the pile of shit on this one and then went to town rolling around in it for good measure. You're simply left covered in shit and playing the fool again. Par for the course (that's a golf term, go look it up).

> so you
> will certainly want to be questioning the veracity
> of every Uber-centric website under the sun.

I question the ones that claim "We are not affiliated with Uber® in any way." You should too.

But let's take a look at some Uber affiliated sites.

NYC
http://driveubernyc.com/vehicles/full-list/

What's it say about the Town Car?
Lincoln Town Car uberX - Ouch, that one stings!

Detroit, MI
https://drive.uber.com/mi/uberblacksuv/

Town Car on that list? That's a big NOPE! Damn, that one is going to leave a mark!

Ohio
https://drive.uber.com/oh/vehicles/

Damn, I don't seem to see the Town Car on that list either. That's a big smack across the face!

Chicago
http://www.uberpartnerschicago.com/uberblack-suburb/

No Town Car there either! Shit, you're not looking so good at this point.

Bangalore, India
http://www.uberkit.net/blog/list-of-uber-approved-cars-in-bangalore-india-93-vehicles/

Bwahahahahahahahah! Even in Bangalore, India, a POS Town Car is only good enough to qualify for UberX!

San Francisco, CA
http://sanfrancisco.ubermovement.com/uberblack

LOL! Even the Uber in the city where its HQ is located doesn't accept the POS Town Car for UberBlack!

Los Angeles, CA
http://losangeles.ubermovement.com/uberblack/

Nope, no Town Car there. Are you beginning to see the picture here?

Atlanta, GA
http://atlanta.ubermovement.com/uberblack/

Still want to talk about Atlanta? LOL!

Time to face the music, tard. The POS Town Car is an inferior ride that no discerning customer wants anything to with! Once again, you fucked up. The writing is on the wall and it says you got your ass handed to you!



> And it includes the
> Lincoln MKS which you seem not to recognize as
> what Lincoln calls its nameplate successor to the
> Town Car

It is not a Town Car. It never has been, it never will be. You bragged about being in a Town Car, not an MKS. In five years, you'll be bragging about being driven around in an MKS and once again, you'll be bragging about that!

Own your blundering stupidity!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Alphabetboi is such a fraud ()
Date: May 10, 2016 05:28PM

VmM9Y Wrote:
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> Apology accepted. Bitch.

Apology? LOL! Be assured that the post above was just another kick in your feeble, worthless, and brutally beaten bright red ass, you cowardly little pussy. Let's face it -- your pathetic attempt to run from utter defeat by falsely reinventing the issue at hand has only confirmed in spades the simple fact that every woman in the world has more balls than you do. You are nothing but an impotent little squid-shit loser. Not at all unlike the other sorry-ass soprano dumbfucks that you run around posting as here. Such a dickless little pansy-ass!

And let's recall for further merriment that your whole catalog of asshole lies in this and preceding threads sprang directly from a 911-grade psychological imbalance and emotional immaturity so serious as to have blocked your ability to accept the simple fact of someone's having enjoyed scallops for lunch at the Maple Avenue Restaurant -- in Vienna. Your multiple disorders -- plus of course being stuck in the decaying shithole of Falls Church City -- have spawned in you an irrational hatred of all that has anything to do with Vienna, a place that in reality of course, is one of NoVa's brightest lights. So you began weaving your tapestry of far-fetched fables about scallops and scallop seasons and scallop cuisine, all of it a string of tall tales and nonsense that long about Chapter 10, brought you to make the ridiculous claim that you had ridden a non-existent ferry service from LaGuardia to Midtown Manhattan for almost weekly meetings at corporate HQ, often leading to dinners at a barely mediocre seafood restaurant that Google had found for you. As has been confirmed in revelation of the many defects in your stupid stories since, this entire bit of faggotry was a blatant and badly manufactured fraud from start to finish. This is simply one of many things that you just plain suck at.

So just like you, I have never eaten at Esca, but I have eaten at Avra, a similar albeit Greek seafood spot over on the East Side. It's no jewel, but the food is tasty and it's certainly a solid enough place to dine if you're in the area and looking for seafood. In NY Magazine's ratings, Avra earns a 7 out of 10 (versus a 6 for Esca), while 56% of Avra diners say they would return, as opposed to a paltry 44% for Esca. You should really get out more, asshole, but we both know that's not going to happen. You can't afford such a thing. You've never skiied at Killington with old law school chums, never played golf in Tahoe with anyone, and never eaten at Victoria and Albert's in Orlando or Cafe Coconut Cove in Melbourne Beach. Those are all more examples of the childishly transparent lies you need to tell in order to feel a little bit better about yourself. It's all just a pitiful farce to anyone else.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: May 10, 2016 08:00PM

just a few Wrote:
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> Are you talking about the German Gourmet that you claimed left Falls Church?
> The one that was never in the city of Falls Church?

No, I was actually recalling the one featured in a memorable beatdown that the vicious monster "Asshole Spotter" put on your sorry ass in October 2014 when you tried to suggest that the mere word "Gourmet" would have scared certain people away. You had your ass royally handed to you that day! It's no wonder at all that the mere memory of that poster still haunts you to this day.

> The one that moved from one unincorporated Falls Church address to another
> unincorporated Falls Church address?

Actually, they simply closed what was known as the Falls Church store and kept the Bailey's store open. It was a wise choice.

> Yeah, I was there just the other week.

LOL! What did you buy, little boy? A couple of pounds of gelbwurst? LOL! Your lies are beyond pathetically flawed, you horse's-ass little dumbfuck.

> It's clear you bring this up to deflect from your
> latest UberBlack/Town Car fuck up, but I'm happy
> to discuss one of your numerous other fuck ups too!

It's clear you spent Mother's Day weekend ignoring Mom while trying to find something -- anything, really -- to try and cover up the awful stain of this...

"When requesting an UberBLACK, you can expect a pickup from a car similar to the ones below. Note: There are many cars not listed! This is just to give you a rough idea.

BMW 5-Series & 7-Series, Mercedes S/G/GL/GLA/GLC-Class+, Volvo XC90, Executive Lincoln Towncar, Infiniti Q70, Lexus LS460, Audi A6/A7/A8, Hyundai Genesis, Jaguar XF/XJ, Range Rover, Porsche Cayenne & Macan, Rolls-Royce Phantom & Ghost, Cadillac Escalade, Volvo S80."

The above reads as it does because a Lincoln Town Car is the very epitome of what people think of when the words "limousine" or "executive car" are mentioned. On this account, many hundreds if not thousands of Town Cars are in the stables of Executive Car Services all over the country. Discerning clients wish to ride in them. Town Cars are simply preferred vehicles within the upper reaches of an upscale market that you are plainly not a part of.

Being such a worthless downscale dumbfuck, you of course wish to paint a Town Car as some sort of Ford Pinto, especially as your battered ego has only recently been so much further tattered and deflated by the simple fact that one of your many betters here was being driven around Atlanta in a Town Car while you sat suffering in the decaying shithole of Falls Church City. Eat more shit, asshole. It's all that's on the menu for you here.

> Umm, I spelled it the way you spelled it. It
> wasn't copied and pasted from anywhere.

More dysfunctionaL bullshit. Under the pathetic handle "I own you on City-Data," you posted the following paranoid drivel here on October 15 of last year:

"Oaktonite, Fairlaker, VendorDud, Major Barbara and now Reynard32."

As the misspelling confirms, that's a copy-and-paste from a City-Data post that was made on October 10 of last year. You are busted, you eternally dickless little peasant. (Go ahead...tell us that it was "Someone Else". Hahaha!)

> Your latest City Data rant is nothing more than you (sic) inability
> to distinguish between multiple people.

This is just another example of your asswipe-level insistence that you are not really all the hundreds of different posters that you so childishly create and rely on here. In plain fact, you are one and the same colossal bumbling douchebag loser dumbfuck as all of your phony Fail Army foot soldiers. It's as plain as the bright red blood that you so regularly shed here, and no one is ever going to believe any differently. You basically just suck at all this, dumbass.

> You just learned that via Google over the weekend.
> It's just one more thing I've taught you. First
> Uber, then Twitter, now Exif. I might start
> charging you for the education I'm giving you. Of
> course, you wouldn't be able to afford it!

Dude, your plane is going down in flames! You plainly claimed that the authenticity of your branded-phony Florida photos could be established by the fact that they were all taken by the "same device" as your local photos of coffee from Vienna. But "same device" in this case was a glaring weasel-word. The "same device" was actually any one of a population of outdated Samsung cellphones that perhaps 20 million people have, including your in-bred cousin in Florida. You didn't teach anyone anything. All you did was foolishly open a door that was then unceremoniously slammed on your fingers. You lost. The only lesson here was an additional one regarding what a staggeringly dishonest assfuck you are.

> It matters to a person who claims to know so much
> more about baseball than anyone here but clearly
> didn't know what the rest of the world knew before
> you went on your nonsensical rant!

You're a lost fucking cause, dumbass. Went to see Strasburg again against the Tigers last night. As usual, did not check anything on Twitter before piling into the car. Ignoring Twitter once again I'm sure, we'll be back to those welcoming Club Level seats on Wednesday for Scherzer versus J-Zimm. You won't be at that game either. Yet another case of not enough budget. And of course, Thursday is "A Night at the Park". It's sold out now, though.

> Atlanta is irrelevant. We are talking about the
> POS Town Car and how it is an outdated piece of
> shit that doesn't qualify for UberBLack because it
> is such a piece of shit.

We are actually talking about the ignorance, willful dishonesty, and assorted social, emotional and other disorders that characterize your posting here.

> You bragged about being in a Town Car, not an MKS. In five
> years, you'll be bragging about being driven around in an MKS
> and once again, you'll be bragging about that!

Must you misrepresent and lie about everything? Apparently, you must. Meanwhile, I noted that we used a Town Car in Atlanta because -- as it's one of my favorite rides -- I had selected it from the stable of cars available through the Executive Car Service we were using for the trip. Everything beyond that was added as the result of your own smoking, burning envy and butthurt.

Still, it was interesting here to see how you put yourself into a situation of claiming that a ferry service is exactly the same even when it is being provided and maintained by a completely different corporate entity, while at the same time claiming that an auto name-plate is completely different even when it is provided and maintained by the very same corporate entity. There's a special kind of stupid inherent in asshole logic like that.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: nEevT ()
Date: May 10, 2016 09:52PM

Alphabetboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> VmM9Y Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Apology accepted. Bitch.
>
> Apology? LOL! Be assured that the post above was
> just another kick in your feeble, worthless, and
> brutally beaten bright red ass, you cowardly
> little pussy. Let's face it -- your pathetic
> attempt to run from utter defeat by falsely
> reinventing the issue at hand has only confirmed
> in spades the simple fact that every woman in the
> world has more balls than you do. You are nothing
> but an impotent little squid-shit loser. Not at
> all unlike the other sorry-ass soprano dumbfucks
> that you run around posting as here. Such a
> dickless little pansy-ass!
>
> And let's recall for further merriment that your
> whole catalog of asshole lies in this and
> preceding threads sprang directly from a 911-grade
> psychological imbalance and emotional immaturity
> so serious as to have blocked your ability to
> accept the simple fact of someone's having enjoyed
> scallops for lunch at the Maple Avenue Restaurant
> -- in Vienna. Your multiple disorders -- plus of
> course being stuck in the decaying shithole of
> Falls Church City -- have spawned in you an
> irrational hatred of all that has anything to do
> with Vienna, a place that in reality of course, is
> one of NoVa's brightest lights. So you began
> weaving your tapestry of far-fetched fables about
> scallops and scallop seasons and scallop cuisine,
> all of it a string of tall tales and nonsense that
> long about Chapter 10, brought you to make the
> ridiculous claim that you had ridden a
> non-existent ferry service from LaGuardia to
> Midtown Manhattan for almost weekly meetings at
> corporate HQ, often leading to dinners at a barely
> mediocre seafood restaurant that Google had found
> for you. As has been confirmed in revelation of
> the many defects in your stupid stories since,
> this entire bit of faggotry was a blatant and
> badly manufactured fraud from start to finish.
> This is simply one of many things that you just
> plain suck at.
>
> So just like you, I have never eaten at Esca, but
> I have eaten at Avra, a similar albeit Greek
> seafood spot over on the East Side. It's no
> jewel, but the food is tasty and it's certainly a
> solid enough place to dine if you're in the area
> and looking for seafood. In NY Magazine's
> ratings, Avra earns a 7 out of 10 (versus a 6 for
> Esca), while 56% of Avra diners say they would
> return, as opposed to a paltry 44% for Esca. You
> should really get out more, asshole, but we both
> know that's not going to happen. You can't afford
> such a thing. You've never skiied at Killington
> with old law school chums, never played golf in
> Tahoe with anyone, and never eaten at Victoria and
> Albert's in Orlando or Cafe Coconut Cove in
> Melbourne Beach. Those are all more examples of
> the childishly transparent lies you need to tell
> in order to feel a little bit better about
> yourself. It's all just a pitiful farce to anyone
> else.


Boy that obviously got your old ass all worked up huh? lmao

I can't even filter through all of your manic bullshit in that one. You've got at least 2 or 3 different posters all mixed in together. As best as I can tease out anything relevant...

> claim that you had ridden a
> non-existent ferry service from LaGuardia to
> Midtown Manhattan for almost weekly meetings at
> corporate HQ, often leading to dinners at a barely
> mediocre seafood restaurant that Google had found
> for you.

Nope, not non-existent. As I just finished making you look like a complete dumbfuck by proving. Yep, like thousands of other people I was in and out of Manhattan pretty much weekly since that's where our main offices were. Really unusual for large companies to have offices in Manhattan dontchaknow. I mean that NEVER happens. lol Yes, I have eaten at Esca. Though I could care less about it other than they had a better pic than yours and one of if not the top seafood chef in the city happened to agree with exactly what I'd said.

Again, apology accepted.

Bitch

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Obsession, thy name is ... ()
Date: May 10, 2016 09:58PM

Asshole Spotter. Someone of your station in life should have access to top-notch psychotherapy.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: May 11, 2016 06:57AM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> It's clear you spent Mother's Day weekend ignoring
> Mom while trying to find something -- anything,
> really -- to try and cover up the awful stain of
> this...

LOL, imagine being Fanboi's mom. You'd probably be so proud of your "successful" son, with his government job in DC that he tells you is so important. But alas, his "job" is sitting on forums like FFU all day clicking 'refresh' and trolling. That's literally all he does. He's a go-nowhere government employee, the ultimate representation of the classic stereotype. Then outside of work, he sits at home watching sports and cartoons.

If only mom could know the truth. :-)

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: falls church sucks ()
Date: May 11, 2016 08:40AM

Im a contractor. The Asshole to reasonable customer ratio is very bad in Falls Church. I've gotten to the point that I'm hesitant to go out on a quote in Falls Church. They either want a shitload of work for half price(they will even be very vocal about their intentions) or just want a high quote to bilk the insurance company with no intention of using your services. Falls Church, top place for a high concentration of asshole's. I'd be interested on where else would be canidit's for top Asshole gathering place.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: May 11, 2016 12:19PM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> Actually, they simply closed what was known as the
> Falls Church store and kept the Bailey's store
> open.

The one with the address of 5838 Columbia Pike Falls Church, VA?

Still getting your ass handed to you many months later!

> LOL! What did you buy?

The usual. Spaetzle salad, a variety of wursts, Nusschinken, and Schweinebauch. Also picked up a bag of lemon gummy cola bottles. Didn't get the bread and rolls this time as I had stopped in the Heidelberg the previous day. Go ahead and Google that place too!

What do you care what I got there? It's just going to add to your envy.

> Your lies are beyond
> pathetically flawed, you horse's-ass little
> dumbfuck.

The fact that you think a routine trip to a local purveyor of imported goods is some sort of luxury is indicative of just how far up the ladder you need to climb just to come anywhere near me!

> It's clear you spent Mother's Day weekend ignoring
> Mom while trying to find something -- anything,
> really -- to try and cover up the awful stain of
> this...

LOL! I made one post all weekend. The day BEFORE Mother's Day! Live with it, shit head. Aren't you the pathetic loser that posted Christmas morning? Go suck on that a bit longer.

> "When requesting an UberBLACK, you can expect a
> pickup from a car similar to the ones below.
> Note: There are many cars not listed! This is just
> to give you a rough idea.
>
> BMW 5-Series & 7-Series, Mercedes
> S/G/GL/GLA/GLC-Class+, Volvo XC90, Executive
> Lincoln Towncar, Infiniti Q70, Lexus LS460, Audi
> A6/A7/A8, Hyundai Genesis, Jaguar XF/XJ, Range
> Rover, Porsche Cayenne & Macan, Rolls-Royce
> Phantom & Ghost, Cadillac Escalade, Volvo S80."

Again, in cased you missed it. We are not affiliated with Uber® in any way.

Once again, you fucked up and got caught in your pile of shit. It's why you won't address any of the numerous links run by Uber that shoot your fucking statement into smithereens.

> The above reads as it does because a Lincoln Town
> Car is the very epitome of what people think of
> when the words "limousine" or "executive car" are
> mentioned.

The above reads the way it does because it was written by an uninformed dumbass. It's probably why you rely on it so much.

Let's recap...

NYC
http://driveubernyc.com/vehicles/full-list/

What's it say about the Town Car?
Lincoln Town Car uberX - Ouch, that one stings!

Detroit, MI
https://drive.uber.com/mi/uberblacksuv/

Town Car on that list? That's a big NOPE! Damn, that one is going to leave a mark!

Ohio
https://drive.uber.com/oh/vehicles/

Damn, I don't seem to see the Town Car on that list either. That's a big smack across the face!

Chicago
http://www.uberpartnerschicago.com/uberblack-suburb/

No Town Car there either! Shit, you're not looking so good at this point.

Bangalore, India
http://www.uberkit.net/blog/list-of-uber-approved-cars-in-bangalore-india-93-vehicles/

Bwahahahahahahahah! Even in Bangalore, India, a POS Town Car is only good enough to qualify for UberX!

San Francisco, CA
http://sanfrancisco.ubermovement.com/uberblack

LOL! Even the Uber in the city where its HQ is located doesn't accept the POS Town Car for UberBlack!

Los Angeles, CA
http://losangeles.ubermovement.com/uberblack/

Nope, no Town Car there. Are you beginning to see the picture here?

Atlanta, GA
http://atlanta.ubermovement.com/uberblack/

Still want to talk about Atlanta? LOL!


Want some more?

Miami
http://ubersouthflorida.com/lux-vehicle-requirements/

No Town Car there either.

DFW
http://www.driveuberdfw.com/uberblack/

Hmmm. Not there. I'm beginning to wonder if there are any areas a Town Car could qualify for UberBlack. Put those Google skills to good use and see if you can find me a place where it is acceptable! Doofus.

> More dysfunctionaL bullshit. Under the pathetic
> handle "I own you on City-Data," you posted the
> following paranoid drivel here on October 15 of
> last year:
>
> "Oaktonite, Fairlaker, VendorDud, Major Barbara
> and now Reynard32."

Wow, dude, you really do see me everywhere. You can keep claiming this bullshit because I find it hilarious. It's nothing more than further confirmation that I own your sorry ass. You hang on my every word. You see me in places I don't post. Basically, I control you. Now dance, marionette!

Oh, and I am the one that eats regularly at Victoria and Albert's and various places along the Space Coast. No V&A last month though. Tried the California Grill instead. Try to keep your shit together!
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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: May 11, 2016 12:21PM

Kilton Wrote:
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> Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It's clear you spent Mother's Day weekend
> ignoring
> > Mom while trying to find something -- anything,
> > really -- to try and cover up the awful stain
> of
> > this...
>
> LOL, imagine being Fanboi's mom. You'd probably be
> so proud of your "successful" son, with his
> government job in DC that he tells you is so
> important. But alas, his "job" is sitting on
> forums like FFU all day clicking 'refresh' and
> trolling. That's literally all he does. He's a
> go-nowhere government employee, the ultimate
> representation of the classic stereotype. Then
> outside of work, he sits at home watching sports
> and cartoons.
>
> If only mom could know the truth. :-)
>
> src="http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BNjQyMzY
> xMzY3Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNDcwOTY2MQ@@._V1_CR0,29,3
> 04,171_AL_UX477_CR0,0,477,268_AL_.jpg">


Look who's back! Must've been a busy month tracking IP addresses! LOL!

Good job linking the picture! It's not hard to see how you have those mad IP tracking skilz!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Kilton Fail ()
Date: May 11, 2016 12:28PM

just a few Wrote:
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>
> Look who's back! Must've been a busy month
> tracking IP addresses! LOL!
>
> Good job linking the picture! It's not hard to
> see how you have those mad IP tracking skilz!


lulz

Kilton tries.

Kilton fails.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Alphabetboi is such a fraud ()
Date: May 11, 2016 01:05PM

nEevT Wrote:
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> Boy that obviously got your old ass all worked up huh? lmao

No, it merely confirmed what a worthless fucking lying slimeball scum-sucking pussy you are. There has never been a question in this thread of whether ferry service of some sort ran to LGA through 2000. Only a total dick-lacking Falls Church asshole could be so cowardly as to try the stupid stunt that you did. Of course, you are long and well known for being nothing but such a total dick-lacking Falls Church asshole, so your self-shaming asshole conduct here came as little or no surprise at all.

> You've got at least 2 or 3 different posters all mixed in together.

No, you hapless stupid shit. It would be just the "two" of you low-life loser scumbags, each of course being one with the other and with legions of other phony douchebag toy-soldier dumbshits that you invent and then pretend not to know anything about. That's just the sort of juvenile behavior that little-girl scumbags tend to engage in on the internet. That and pimping the handles of those who are so easily and so completely dominating and kicking the living shit out of them. How many times have you turned that pimp trick in this thread, you pathetic little stench-twat? You most certainly are and long have been even less than just a little girl.

> Nope, not non-existent. As I just finished making
> you look like a complete dumbfuck by proving.

Hahaha! TOTALLY non-existent, you pathetic lying asshole. There has in fact been no ferry service of any sort at all to LGA since 2000. That's more than 15 years ago, you know. And there has been no service by the defunct Delta Water Shuttle since 1998, which is when the one-time contractor -- having failed even to make an attempt to obtain a Port Authority franchise for continuing its operations -- folded up and collapsed into bankruptcy, its assets being ceded to the new operator -- the giant commuter ferry combine of Arthur Imperatore and NY Waterway -- with no managerial role at all left over for Delta Airlines. What all this means of course is that there never was a single day on which both the Delta Water Shuttle and Esca were open and in operation at the same time. It never happened. When goaded into it, you simply let Google lead you in the wrong direction, much as had been expected. Your bad, dumbfuck!

> Yep, like thousands of other people I was in and
> out of Manhattan pretty much weekly since that's
> where our main offices were.

LOL! That's a xerox copy of the same old sorry-ass made-up sack-of-shit that you long ago bungled into posting as part of miserably failed efforts to shore up your blatantly misguided and misinformed claims about scallops, another of the many things that you basically know nothing about. In fact, your whole Google-based Dave Pasternack escapade here has done nothing but cost you big time. That 2004 James Beard Award -- yes, 2004, though you somehow failed to mention that at the time -- didn't turn out to be much of a feather, did it? Esca has never managed to be more than mediocre, and Dave's own break-away effort at Barchetta failed in a laughable 15 months. And all the while, chefs over at sister-ship Del Posto were winning all the awards that Dave was once thought worthy of. As usual, you just got suckered, asshole.

> Yes, I have eaten at Esca.

No, you have never eaten at Esca. You simply LIED THROUGH YOUR TEETH about that as well and now have no choice but to stick to your stupid-ass story, no matter how much of a pathetic dumbfuck asshole that makes you out to be. And let's be very clear here that -- like so much else -- it makes you out to be a colossally titanic dumbfuck asshole. And just like Lake Tahoe and Brevard County, you actually know nothing at all unGooglish about anything in the borough of Manhattan. You even ran away from such pedestrian references as Pier 57 and the High Line. What an ignoramus.

> Again, apology accepted. Bitch

Again, shove it and a cactus up your so very badly beaten ass, you pathetic little no-account coward. If it weren't for envy and butthurt, you'd have damned little more than nothing to rightfully call your own.

PS. Stare here in wonder at the imposing size and wondrous glories of the bay scallop -- Capes in this case. Or are they actually deep-fried garbanzo beans? Or maybe chunks of shark or skate tossed into the bag in order to pad profits...
.
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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Alphabetboi is such a fraud ()
Date: May 11, 2016 01:14PM

Obsession, thy name is ... Wrote:
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> Asshole Spotter. Someone of your station in life
> should have access to top-notch psychotherapy.

The long ago damage was so great that these idiots now suffer convulsive spasms and paroxysms at the mere mention of the name "Asshole Spotter". In between mentions of the name "Asshole Spotter", they quake in fear and dread that someone might be about to mention the name "Asshole Spotter."

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: deyjv ()
Date: May 11, 2016 02:52PM

Alphabetboi is such a fraud Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> nEevT Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Boy that obviously got your old ass all worked
> up huh? lmao
>
> No, it merely confirmed what a worthless fucking
> lying slimeball scum-sucking pussy you are. There
> has never been a question in this thread of
> whether ferry service of some sort ran to LGA
> through 2000. Only a total dick-lacking Falls
> Church asshole could be so cowardly as to try the
> stupid stunt that you did. Of course, you are
> long and well known for being nothing but such a
> total dick-lacking Falls Church asshole, so your
> self-shaming asshole conduct here came as little
> or no surprise at all.
>
> > You've got at least 2 or 3 different posters all
> mixed in together.
>
> No, you hapless stupid shit. It would be just the
> "two" of you low-life loser scumbags, each of
> course being one with the other and with legions
> of other phony douchebag toy-soldier dumbshits
> that you invent and then pretend not to know
> anything about. That's just the sort of juvenile
> behavior that little-girl scumbags tend to engage
> in on the internet. That and pimping the handles
> of those who are so easily and so completely
> dominating and kicking the living shit out of
> them. How many times have you turned that pimp
> trick in this thread, you pathetic little
> stench-twat? You most certainly are and long have
> been even less than just a little girl.
>
> > Nope, not non-existent. As I just finished
> making
> > you look like a complete dumbfuck by proving.
>
> Hahaha! TOTALLY non-existent, you pathetic lying
> asshole. There has in fact been no ferry service
> of any sort at all to LGA since 2000. That's more
> than 15 years ago, you know. And there has been
> no service by the defunct Delta Water Shuttle
> since 1998, which is when the one-time contractor
> -- having failed even to make an attempt to obtain
> a Port Authority franchise for continuing its
> operations -- folded up and collapsed into
> bankruptcy, its assets being ceded to the new
> operator -- the giant commuter ferry combine of
> Arthur Imperatore and NY Waterway -- with no
> managerial role at all left over for Delta
> Airlines. What all this means of course is that
> there never was a single day on which both the
> Delta Water Shuttle and Esca were open and in
> operation at the same time. It never happened.
> When goaded into it, you simply let Google lead
> you in the wrong direction, much as had been
> expected. Your bad, dumbfuck!
>
> > Yep, like thousands of other people I was in
> and
> > out of Manhattan pretty much weekly since
> that's
> > where our main offices were.
>
> LOL! That's a xerox copy of the same old
> sorry-ass made-up sack-of-shit that you long ago
> bungled into posting as part of miserably failed
> efforts to shore up your blatantly misguided and
> misinformed claims about scallops, another of the
> many things that you basically know nothing about.
> In fact, your whole Google-based Dave Pasternack
> escapade here has done nothing but cost you big
> time. That 2004 James Beard Award -- yes, 2004,
> though you somehow failed to mention that at the
> time -- didn't turn out to be much of a feather,
> did it? Esca has never managed to be more than
> mediocre, and Dave's own break-away effort at
> Barchetta failed in a laughable 15 months. And
> all the while, chefs over at sister-ship Del Posto
> were winning all the awards that Dave was once
> thought worthy of. As usual, you just got
> suckered, asshole.
>
> > Yes, I have eaten at Esca.
>
> No, you have never eaten at Esca. You simply LIED
> THROUGH YOUR TEETH about that as well and now have
> no choice but to stick to your stupid-ass story,
> no matter how much of a pathetic dumbfuck asshole
> that makes you out to be. And let's be very clear
> here that -- like so much else -- it makes you out
> to be a colossally titanic dumbfuck asshole. And
> just like Lake Tahoe and Brevard County, you
> actually know nothing at all unGooglish about
> anything in the borough of Manhattan. You even
> ran away from such pedestrian references as Pier
> 57 and the High Line. What an ignoramus.
>
> > Again, apology accepted. Bitch
>
> Again, shove it and a cactus up your so very badly
> beaten ass, you pathetic little no-account coward.
> If it weren't for envy and butthurt, you'd have
> damned little more than nothing to rightfully call
> your own.
>
> PS. Stare here in wonder at the imposing size and
> wondrous glories of the bay scallop -- Capes in
> this case. Or are they actually deep-fried
> garbanzo beans? Or maybe chunks of shark or skate
> tossed into the bag in order to pad profits...
> .


^ LOL! Christ... Look at that mess. Easy old dude. You're going to pop that aneurysm getting all worked up like that.

Once again I'll have to wade into your chest-deep bullshit help you try to focus all of those voices in your head...

> Hahaha! TOTALLY non-existent, you pathetic lying
> asshole.

Obviously not "non-existent" as your own post concedes.


> There has in fact been no ferry service
> of any sort at all to LGA since 2000.
> That's more than 15 years ago, you know.

Now you're trying to change it up to 2000? lmao!


> And there has been
> no service by the defunct Delta Water Shuttle
> since 1998, which is when the one-time contractor
> -- having failed even to make an attempt to obtain
> a Port Authority franchise for continuing its
> operations -- folded up and collapsed into
> bankruptcy, its assets being ceded to the new
> operator -- the giant commuter ferry combine of
> Arthur Imperatore and NY Waterway -- with no
> managerial role at all left over for Delta
> Airlines.

I've already made you look like a fool re this multiple times but, since you insist, I will again.

file.php?2,file=232218,filename=deltawat


> What all this means of course is that
> there never was a single day on which both the
> Delta Water Shuttle and Esca were open and in
> operation at the same time. It never happened.

As above, the Delta Water Shuttle ceased operations on 12/29/2000.

Esca opened in early 2000.

[/quote]
May 8, 2000
Make a Fish
By GAEL GREENE
With seafood-friendly Esca, Molto Mario and Joe B. have extended their winning streak to four; at Avra, too, there's gold in them thar gills.

http://nymag.com/nymetro/food/reviews/insatiable/3057/
[/quote]

You fail again. Sorry for your loss.

And, yes, I did commute weekly to Manhattan and yes I have eaten at Esca multiple times.

(PS: For a guy so dependent on Google, your search skills really suck.)

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: May 11, 2016 02:56PM

just a few Wrote:
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> The one with the address of 5838 Columbia Pike Falls Church, VA?

You simpletion assfuck. Despite what the US Postal Service might think, the German Gourmet is nowhere near the tiny decaying shithole of Falls Church City, and you only mark yourself once again as nothing but a no-account dickless coward in flip-flopping back and forth on that matter. Such a piece of worthless Falls Church trash.

What was at the time called the Falls Church store -- the one that you tripped over so very badly back in the day -- was just across the street from the tiny decaying shithole of Falls Church City. It was for quite some time in fact just down the street from what was at 105 West Broad Street before Ireland's Four Porvinces came along in 1997. Have you figured out yet what that was, you raging little asshole?

> The usual. Spaetzle salad, a variety of wursts,
> Nusschinken, and Schweinebauch. Also picked up a
> bag of lemon gummy cola bottles. Didn't get the
> bread and rolls this time as I had stopped in the
> Heidelberg the previous day. Go ahead and Google
> that place too!

LOL! Did staff welcome you in German as you arrived? Heck, you flat out suck at English. As for the Heidelberg, it also moved, and we were regulars there from the 1970's -- long before that move came about. It was on our regular commutes into the city, so we stopped off often. But don't be shy, asshole -- eat some more real-world shit. We made it special just for you,. you sorry-ass little Google-turd.

> The fact that you think a routine trip to a local
> purveyor of imported goods is some sort of luxury
> is indicative of just how far up the ladder you
> need to climb just to come anywhere near me!

Boy, your brain is just a total junkyard. You're the bright one who thought GG was some sort of upscale place that would be beyond the reach of folks like "Asshole Spotter." Bwahahaha! You certainly got your flabby little ass kicked on that one! Scientists now have to take your enduring butthurt into account when trying to measure the cosmic background radiation.

> LOL! I made one post all weekend. The day BEFORE Mother's Day!

Reminder: Mother's Day was Sunday, May 8.

> Again, in cased you missed it. We are not
> affiliated with Uber® in any way.


And neither are you, asshole. You are just a babbling no-account dumbfuck. But who do you think runs and supports the uber-estimate website? What is their purpose? From where do they get their information? Worse yet, when will you conceed the plain and simple fact that a Lincoln Town Car is the very definition of upscale transportation in the minds of millions, so many of whom would appear to be a whole lot richer and a whole lot smarter than you are. Which is probably why they DO NOT tend to live in the decaying shithole of Falls Church City.

> Wow, dude, you really do see me everywhere.

Only where you are, you transparent asshole.

> Oh, and I am the one that eats regularly at Victoria and Albert's
> and various places along the Space Coast. No V&A last month though.
> Tried the California Grill instead. Try to keep your shit together!

You were not anywhere in Florida when you recently claimed to be, douchebag. As that onion was peeled/unpeeled, it became more and more apparent that the whole affair was a concocted and horribly botched hoax, one undone in the end by your own dumbfuck foolishness and "same device" ineptitude. Nice job, you fucking stooge.

Well, off to dinner and the ballgame again now, regardless of what Twitter migtht have to say. Enjoy wallowing in your inferiority in the meantime. It's what defines you, after all.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: May 11, 2016 11:41PM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> Well, off to dinner and the ballgame again now,
> regardless of what Twitter might have to say.
> Enjoy wallowing in your inferiority in the
> meantime. It's what defines you, after all.

Hmmm...20 strikeouts. I wonder what that ticket stub will be worth in 20 years. LOL!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Asshole Spotter is Obsessed ()
Date: May 12, 2016 08:28AM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Well, off to dinner and the ballgame again now,
> > regardless of what Twitter might have to say.
> > Enjoy wallowing in your inferiority in the
> > meantime. It's what defines you, after all.
>
> Hmmm...20 strikeouts. I wonder what that ticket
> stub will be worth in 20 years. LOL!

20 strikeouts? That sounds like your performance on this thread. You are the Dave Kingman of FU.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: May 12, 2016 10:44AM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Well, off to dinner and the ballgame again now,
> > regardless of what Twitter might have to say.
> > Enjoy wallowing in your inferiority in the
> > meantime. It's what defines you, after all.
>
> Hmmm...20 strikeouts. I wonder what that ticket
> stub will be worth in 20 years. LOL!


$49.95 - think you'll be able to afford it? LOL!

http://www.ebay.com/itm/1996-ROGER-CLEMENS-20-Ks-STRIKEOUTS-MLB-Baseball-FULL-UNUSED-TICKET-Mint-/252069306425?hash=item3ab0806039:g:~v4AAOSw~gRV3LQL

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: May 12, 2016 11:17AM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> > LOL! I made one post all weekend. The day
> BEFORE Mother's Day!
>
> Reminder: Mother's Day was Sunday, May 8.

No reminder needed. Was your mom able to find her way out of the bottle for the weekend?

> > Again, in cased you missed it. We are not
> > affiliated with Uber® in any way.

>
> And neither are you, asshole.

Never claimed to be. However, unlike you, I've used UberX and UberBlack.

> But who do you
> think runs and supports the uber-estimate website?

Some guy named Zach runs and supports it. He began it shortly after Uber launched their API in 2014.

Because you're too stupid to find it on your own:

http://uberestimate.kinja.com/welcome-1718476267

So, in conclusion, some guy named Zach does NOT know anymore about Uber than Uber itself.

> What is their purpose?

To provide an estimate for an Uber fare. Are you really this stupid?

> From where do they get
> their information?

They get their fair estimate information from Uber's API. The rest of their information is bogus and has been shown as such. Need I remind you once again?

NYC
http://driveubernyc.com/vehicles/full-list/

What's it say about the Town Car?
Lincoln Town Car uberX - Ouch, that one stings!

Detroit, MI
https://drive.uber.com/mi/uberblacksuv/

Town Car on that list? That's a big NOPE! Damn, that one is going to leave a mark!

Ohio
https://drive.uber.com/oh/vehicles/

Damn, I don't seem to see the Town Car on that list either. That's a big smack across the face!

Chicago
http://www.uberpartnerschicago.com/uberblack-suburb/

No Town Car there either! Shit, you're not looking so good at this point.

Bangalore, India
http://www.uberkit.net/blog/list-of-uber-approved-cars-in-bangalore-india-93-vehicles/

Bwahahahahahahahah! Even in Bangalore, India, a POS Town Car is only good enough to qualify for UberX!

San Francisco, CA
http://sanfrancisco.ubermovement.com/uberblack

LOL! Even the Uber in the city where its HQ is located doesn't accept the POS Town Car for UberBlack!

Los Angeles, CA
http://losangeles.ubermovement.com/uberblack/

Nope, no Town Car there. Are you beginning to see the picture here?

Atlanta, GA
http://atlanta.ubermovement.com/uberblack/

Still want to talk about Atlanta? LOL!


Want some more?

Miami
http://ubersouthflorida.com/lux-vehicle-requirements/

No Town Car there either.

DFW
http://www.driveuberdfw.com/uberblack/

Hmmm. Not there. I'm beginning to wonder if there are any areas a Town Car could qualify for UberBlack. Put those Google skills to good use and see if you can find me a place where it is acceptable! Doofus.

One more...
Seattle
http://seattle.ubermovement.com/uberblack/

> Worse yet, when will you
> conceed the plain and simple fact that a Lincoln
> Town Car is the very definition of upscale
> transportation in the minds of millions, so many
> of whom would appear to be a whole lot richer and
> a whole lot smarter than you are.

Is that a question? Usually, you put a question mark after a question.

It WAS a couple of years ago. As correctly noted, it is now just a high mileage, high wear and tear POS.

Do you see a Town Car on this list?

http://www.houstontx.gov/ara/regaffairs/transportationdocs/Limo_Approved_Vehicle_List-2015november.pdf

Let's just cut to the chase. You were unaware that Lincoln stopped making the Town Car in 2011. At one point it was a decent executive sedan. Today it isn't. You got caught in another of your bullshit lies.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Alphabetboi is such a fraud ()
Date: May 12, 2016 01:39PM

deyjv Wrote:
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> ^ LOL! Christ... Look at that mess.

Yes, indeed. Just look and see how badly you've been torn to shreds yet again, you pathetic lying little scumbag. It has in plain and simple terms never been suggested in this thread that ferry service to LGA ended prior to December 2000. But you are too much of a fat-headed worthless piece-of-shit asshole liar to be constrained by anything so inconvenient as actual facts. This of course is just par for the course with you and hence with your little coterie of similarly dishonest toadie asshole alternate personalities.

The problem that all your ignorant douchebag aspects face here of course is that after several years of attacks by the Port Authority, Harbor Shuttle Inc. never even entered a bid for a franchise to continue its Delta Water Shuttle operations. Without such a franchise, the service quickly went bankrupt, bring replaced in its entirety by NY Waterway in May 1998. This was nearly two years before the first customer was ever seated at Esca, meaning that there were EXACTLY NO DAYS AT ALL on which anyone could have ridden the Delta Water Shuttle into Manhattan and on the same day dined at Esca. It was an impossibility. Yes, even for asswipe lying dumbshits.

And when in light of these facts, you were pressed to provide the actual name of the water-taxi service you claimed to have been riding on these "almost weekly" commutes of yours, you -- in your typical ignorance -- fucked up royally and let Google lead you into the wrong answer. Too bad for you, fumblefuck, but there's no going back now. The flimsy-ass curtain has been pulled back to reveal nothing but another of your messes of desperate assfuck lying. That's all you really are -- a desperate assfuck liar.

> Once again I'll have to wade into your chest-deep
> bullshit help you try to focus all of those voices
> in your head...

Excuse me, but you're a serial offender on charges of being a worthless lying asshole. Nothing you say carries any weight at all. As has been shown over and over and over again, you simply make shit up as you go along. You're just a worse than disreputable fucking pathological liar. Scallop season was never "long past". Sea scallops are almost everywhere preferred to tiny little bay scallops. Bay scallops are a small-time niche product, while fresh, wild-caught scallops are available in this market 365 days a year. In years of low harvest, bay scallops have routinely been padded with plugs of shark and skate. One of the most popular ways of preparing such bay scallops as do become available is to deep-fry them. All of these simple facts directly contradict one or more episodes of your pathetic serial lying.

> As above, the Delta Water Shuttle ceased operations on 12/29/2000.

No, it did not. What once had been the Delta Water Shuttle was officially declared dead and buried as of May 1, 1998. The ferry route itself was then handed over to and rather briefly run by NY Waterway -- completely independent of any managerial control or input by Delta Air Lines. Delta was simply cut out of the picture. It became a by-stander. Service to and from LGA was meanwhile cut back to weekdays during rush hour, the same sort of schedule that was run across the rest of the NY Waterway commuter ferry empire.

If you had actually made any of these trips at all, you would of course have known to say "NY Waterway" when goaded into providing a name. But you had never made any such trip at all, so you let Google lead you into making a terrible mistake. And at that, when you first began your claims of these entirely fictitious trips, it was without note of any sort that all of them had actually occurred back in the days of the 20th century. Stupid assfuck was simply caught W-A-A-A-A-Y off base and has been peeing all over himself over it ever since.

> Esca opened in early 2000.

LOL! You previously claimed that it was in mid-2000. I guess you forgot. It actually opened in April 2000, which isn't really either one. Once again you are found to be out of the loop and far behind the curve.

"Mario Batali and Joseph Bastianich own or have invested in a number of restaurants. Here is a list of restaurants they own jointly.
...
Esca -- Theater district, opened April 2000, 70 seats inside."

> And, yes, I did commute weekly to Manhattan and yes I have eaten
> at Esca multiple times.

You did no such thing, you shit-for-brains coward. Actual commuters actually learn things. You meanwhile manifest a complete ignorance of all about Manhattan. You never made any of these claimed trips, but are forced to lie and lie and lie about it to protect your own sorry filthy lying ass. Your pleadings long ago became nothing but weak and very bad comedy, you pathetic little loser dumbfuck.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Yxmvd ()
Date: May 12, 2016 02:25PM

Alphabetboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> deyjv Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ^ LOL! Christ... Look at that mess.
>
> Yes, indeed. Just look and blah blah blah blah...

So easy to get you all worked up. Check your BP old dude. I don't want you to stroke out on us. lmao

You know that you don't get paid by the word here and that nobody reads all of your bullshit right?


>
> > As above, the Delta Water Shuttle ceased
> operations on 12/29/2000.
>
> No, it did not. What once had been the Delta
> Water Shuttle was officially declared dead and
> buried as of May 1, 1998. The ferry route itself
> was then handed over to and rather briefly run by
> NY Waterway -- completely independent of any
> managerial control or input by Delta Air Lines.
> Delta was simply cut out of the picture. It
> became a by-stander. Service to and from LGA was
> meanwhile cut back to weekdays during rush hour,
> the same sort of schedule that was run across the
> rest of the NY Waterway commuter ferry empire.
>
> If you had actually made any of these trips at
> all, you would of course have known to say "NY
> Waterway" when goaded into providing a name. But
> you had never made any such trip at all, so you
> let Google lead you into making a terrible
> mistake. And at that, when you first began your
> claims of these entirely fictitious trips, it was
> without note of any sort that all of them had
> actually occurred back in the days of the 20th
> century. Stupid assfuck was simply caught
> W-A-A-A-A-Y off base and has been peeing all over
> himself over it ever since.

No fucktard, as I said earlier the whole irrelevant bullshit tangent that you tried to go off on re the distinction between the operators running the DELTA Water Shuttle was just your own lame attempt to claw your way out of the hole that you'd dug for yourself after you realized that the DELTA Water Shuttle did not stop operating in 1998 as you'd claimed.

No passengers using it cared or likely even knew who was operating it. You got off of the DELTA Shuttle plane and walked out through the DELTA Shuttle terminal to get a ticket for the DELTA Water Shuttle at a DELTA counter or DELTA kiosk at the rear of the DELTA Marine Terminal or bought a ticket in advance as part of your DELTA booking. You then walked out the back of the DELTA terminal to a dock with a sign above that said DELTA Water Shuttle and got on a boat that had DELTA Water Shuttle painted on it and other DELTA branding and were greeted by crew wearing DELTA uniforms, took your seat and passed the time in transit reading one of the complimentary newspapers with a "Compliments of DELTA" sticker on it and drinking coffee from DELTA-branded cup. On the way back you boarded at a dock with the same DELTA branding to repeat the process in reverse.

Nobody gave a shit who was operating the DELTA Water Shuttle for DELTA. NY Waterway operated it for DELTA as the DELTA Water Shuttle. Once again:

file.php?2,file=232218,filename=deltawat

>
> > Esca opened in early 2000.
>
> LOL! You previously claimed that it was in
> mid-2000. I guess you forgot. It actually opened
> in April 2000, which isn't really either one.
> Once again you are found to be out of the loop and
> far behind the curve.
>
> "Mario Batali and Joseph Bastianich own or have
> invested in a number of restaurants. Here is a
> list of restaurants they own jointly.
> ...
> Esca -- Theater district, opened April 2000, 70
> seats inside."


No, I don't believe that I did. But it would make no difference in proving that you were wrong since...

wait for it...

April 2000 still comes before December 2000.

Which again is irrelevant since as I said there are many other ways into and out of Manhattan that I also used before, during, and after that time.

>
> > And, yes, I did commute weekly to Manhattan and
> yes I have eaten
> > at Esca multiple times.
>
> You did no such thing, you shit-for-brains coward.
> Actual commuters actually learn things. You
> meanwhile manifest a complete ignorance of all
> about Manhattan. You never made any of these
> claimed trips, but are forced to lie and lie and
> lie about it to protect your own sorry filthy
> lying ass. Your pleadings long ago became nothing
> but weak and very bad comedy, you pathetic little
> loser dumbfuck.


Yes, I did commute weekly to Manhattan and, yes, I have eaten at Esca multiple times. As painful for you as that obviously is. lmao

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: May 12, 2016 03:34PM

Asshole Spotter is Obsessed Wrote:
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> 20 strikeouts? That sounds like your performance
> on this thread. You are the Dave Kingman of FU.

Bitter much, you low-life, low-income, lying little fairy-twat? Here, suck on this for a while: walk-off HR on Monday, 20 strikeouts on Wednesday, "A Night at the Park" on Thursday, two with the Fish on Saturday. All from the Club Level of course. Enjoy choking on all that dust, assfuck. After that, I'll be happy to kick your flabby ass around the room some more, you pitiful low-grade loser.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: May 12, 2016 03:43PM

just a few Wrote:
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> $49.95 - think you'll be able to afford it? LOL!

LOL!!! I already have one for Scherzer, you stupid dumbfuck. I was there last night. You of course were not. Just as you were never in Florida when you recently claimed to be, you worthless lying same-device Falls Church-dwelling scumbag.

Eat some more shit, asshole. Then wallow some more in your naked inferiority. It is ever what defines you.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Fanboi is such a fraud ()
Date: May 12, 2016 04:44PM

just a few Wrote:
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> No reminder needed.

LOL! Do you need a second reminder that you fucked up the dates? What an incredible simple shit.

> Was your mom able to find her way out of the bottle for the weekend?

She's deceased, shit-for-brains -- as a person with any sort of measurable IQ would have been able to figure out from having any inkling at all as to my own age. You fell short on that bit, however. Not at all a surprise.

> Never claimed to be.

So be an even bigger asshole if you can. You claimed that Uberestimate was not worthy as it is not legally associated with Uber. YOU are not legally associated with Uber either, and you have to ditch Mom and spend Mother's Day weekend googling local Uber sites in vain hopes of scrounging up into that will somehow help redeem your sorry ass here. Like it or not, pauper-boy, a Lincoln Town Car is and long has been the reigning champion of its class.

> However, unlike you, I've used UberX and UberBlack.

As you were just too fucking dumb to understand the first time, I'll note again that I use Uber when I need to get around DC where parking is so often such a problem. In Atlanta, by contrast, an executive car service (have you looked it up yet?) was the order of the day for reasons that apparently have just gone sailing right over your limited-capacity head.

> Some guy named Zach runs and supports it. He began it shortly
> after Uber launched their API in> 2014.

Never heard of him. But at least he knows where on the totem pole a Lincoln Town Car stands.

> They get their fair estimate information from Uber's API.

I see. Any idea where their FARE info comes from? And doesn't that count as being related to Uber?

> The rest of their information is bogus and has been shown as such.
> Need I remind you once again?

Well after all, you invested your Mother's Day weekend in googling up all this stuff. Might as well ry to leverage it somehow. Won't change the facts any though.

> Is that a question? Usually, you put a question mark after a question.

Yes, I usually do. But if you understoood anything at all about actual English, you would know that punctuation is not a military exercise, but rather a tool of the author. See Spot run, asshole.

> Let's just cut to the chase. You were unaware that Lincoln stopped making
> the Town Car in 2011.

It was in all the papers.

> At one point it was a decent executive sedan. Today it isn't.

And yet, hundreds if not thousands of executive car services all over the country maintain Town Cars in their stables. This is beceause they are still among the most preferred and most often asked for upscale rides among people who have money and are willing to spend it. I doubt you know any of those however.

> You got caught in another of your bullshit lies.

You haven't a fucking clue, asshole. You're just a useless downscale dumbshit who doesn't know what having actual money is like. Suck on it, dumbfuck -- in the grand scale of things, you are nothing but trash.

So bye-bye for now, peasant-fuck. I'll be off at this point to go do a little hob-nobbing.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: FIFY ()
Date: May 12, 2016 09:28PM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> I'll be off at this point to go do a little hob-nobbing knob-slobbering.

^^^ FIFY

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Asshole Spotter is Obsessed ()
Date: May 13, 2016 06:52AM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> Asshole Spotter is Obsessed Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 20 strikeouts? That sounds like your
> performance
> > on this thread. You are the Dave Kingman of
> FU.
>
> Bitter much, you low-life, low-income, lying
> little fairy-twat? Here, suck on this for a
> while: walk-off HR on Monday, 20 strikeouts on
> Wednesday, "A Night at the Park" on Thursday, two
> with the Fish on Saturday. All from the Club
> Level of course. Enjoy choking on all that dust,
> assfuck. After that, I'll be happy to kick your
> flabby ass around the room some more, you pitiful
> low-grade loser.

Most of us remember elementary school fondly. Most of us move on.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: May 13, 2016 09:07AM

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > No reminder needed.
>
> LOL! Do you need a second reminder that you
> fucked up the dates?

And where might that be? Hint: You fucked up again!

> She's deceased, shit-for-brains -- as a person
> with any sort of measurable IQ would have been
> able to figure out from having any inkling at all
> as to my own age.

Many people live well into their 90s and beyond. She hit the bottle too hard to make it that long?

> So be an even bigger asshole if you can. You
> claimed that Uberestimate was not worthy as it is
> not legally associated with Uber.

It is not associated with Uber besides utilizing their API. It even says so.

> YOU are not
> legally associated with Uber either, and you have
> to ditch Mom and spend Mother's Day weekend
> googling local Uber sites in vain hopes of
> scrounging up into that will somehow help redeem
> your sorry ass here. Like it or not, pauper-boy,
> a Lincoln Town Car is and long has been the
> reigning champion of its class.

Nope. Not so much. That's why it is disqualified from being an acceptable vehicle for UberBlack.

NYC
http://driveubernyc.com/vehicles/full-list/

What's it say about the Town Car?
Lincoln Town Car uberX - Ouch, that one stings!

Detroit, MI
https://drive.uber.com/mi/uberblacksuv/

Town Car on that list? That's a big NOPE! Damn, that one is going to leave a mark!

Ohio
https://drive.uber.com/oh/vehicles/

Damn, I don't seem to see the Town Car on that list either. That's a big smack across the face!

Chicago
http://www.uberpartnerschicago.com/uberblack-suburb/

No Town Car there either! Shit, you're not looking so good at this point.

Bangalore, India
http://www.uberkit.net/blog/list-of-uber-approved-cars-in-bangalore-india-93-vehicles/

Bwahahahahahahahah! Even in Bangalore, India, a POS Town Car is only good enough to qualify for UberX!

San Francisco, CA
http://sanfrancisco.ubermovement.com/uberblack

LOL! Even the Uber in the city where its HQ is located doesn't accept the POS Town Car for UberBlack!

Los Angeles, CA
http://losangeles.ubermovement.com/uberblack/

Nope, no Town Car there. Are you beginning to see the picture here?

Atlanta, GA
http://atlanta.ubermovement.com/uberblack/

Still want to talk about Atlanta? LOL!


Want some more?

Miami
http://ubersouthflorida.com/lux-vehicle-requirements/

No Town Car there either.

DFW
http://www.driveuberdfw.com/uberblack/

Hmmm. Not there. I'm beginning to wonder if there are any areas a Town Car could qualify for UberBlack. Put those Google skills to good use and see if you can find me a place where it is acceptable! Doofus.

One more...
Seattle
http://seattle.ubermovement.com/uberblack/


> I'll note again that I use Uber
> when I need to get around DC where parking is so
> often such a problem.

You can note it all you want, but it doesn't make it true. Your fraud has been exposed. You shit the bed when you proclaimed you "have" UberBlack!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: just a few ()
Date: May 14, 2016 12:09AM

Just got back from the game. Sat down in the Delta seats as usual. Took UberBlack. No Town Car. Had a nice conversation with Larry Leavy. Google it, shit for brains.

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Oh ReallY? ()
Date: May 15, 2016 08:50AM

city of falls church... Wrote:
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> Falls Church police are looking to get get Teslas
> police cars. Vienna is stuck in the past.

Teslas make sense, they only drive from the station to Starbucks and back. They are really practiced at directing citizens to reporting anything requiring investigation to the McLean District Station.

What they really need is a bunch of clown noses.

PS> City of Falls Church PD sucks!

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Re: Falls Church Ranked as 17th Best Small Town in US to Live in
Posted by: Officer Steve Rau ()
Date: May 16, 2016 07:15PM

If we had more niggers and volent spices (not the ones we have here in NOVA) the FCPD would have much more to occupy themselves with. As it stands we just like harrassing teenagers over their drug and alcohol problems.

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