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Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: July 13, 2009 10:56AM

Kelli Loos was drinking heavily in a bar in Maryland. She then drove on the Beltway and hit a car killing two men. She proceeded into VA and had another crash. She had a .20 blood alcohol level after the second crash. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/07/08/AR2009070802016.html?hpid=sec-metro
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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Date: July 13, 2009 11:00AM

At least she made it home safely.

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: July 13, 2009 11:05AM

WashingTone Locian Wrote:
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> At least she made it home safely.


No she di'ent!

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: something worthwhile ()
Date: July 13, 2009 11:08AM

Thank you for posting articles that we read 4 days ago, what was the weather like that day?

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 13, 2009 11:09AM

Outlaw alcohol!

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Date: July 13, 2009 11:11AM

something worthwhile Wrote:
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> Thank you for posting articles that we read 4 days
> ago, what was the weather like that day?


It would appear that FUNdamental is secretly Buzz Burbank.

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: Bonfire ()
Date: July 13, 2009 11:13AM

FUNdamental Wrote:
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> Kelli Loos was drinking heavily in a bar in
> Maryland. She then drove on the Beltway and hit a
> car killing two men. She proceeded into VA and
> had another crash. She had a .20 blood alcohol
> level after the second crash.
> http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/artic
> le/2009/07/08/AR2009070802016.html?hpid=sec-metro
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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: Kelli ()
Date: July 13, 2009 11:20AM

Should I get a lawyer?

Do you think I can get a restricted license?

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: July 13, 2009 11:23AM

Nice...

A woman with a long history of driving violations had a blood alcohol level more than twice the legal limit when she plowed into the back of a pickup truck on the Capital Beltway, sending the pickup over a guardrail and hurtling down a 60-foot embankment onto its roof in Montgomery County, authorities said yesterday.

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: July 13, 2009 11:34AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Outlaw alcohol!
But then we don't have drunks to entertain us!







Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/13/2009 11:35AM by FUNdamental.

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Date: July 13, 2009 11:41AM

She was trying to get to Fairfax in hopes of getting "the Litsa treatment." FFX is a sanctuary county for anything short of triple homicide.

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: But I love him ()
Date: July 13, 2009 11:43AM

Too bad it didnt happen in Fairfax, she could plead PMS and get the charges dropped as it has worked in the past

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: July 13, 2009 04:15PM

Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA! new
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 13, 2009 11:09AM


Outlaw alcohol!

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[MrMephisto] acts nice but really he wants to rape you!


Alcohol doesn't kill people, Jeeps kill people

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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: July 13, 2009 05:13PM

graymoose1 Wrote:
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> Alcohol doesn't kill people, Jeeps kill people

She didn't have a real Jeep, she had a Cherokee.

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: Take a Stand ()
Date: July 13, 2009 05:54PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Outlaw alcohol!

Nah, We should outlaw 30-something women!

Equally logical ..lol

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: fairfaxdude ()
Date: July 13, 2009 06:00PM

Take a Stand Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Outlaw alcohol!
>
> Nah, We should outlaw 30-something women!
>
> Equally logical ..lol


Ok, but WHICH 30? That is the question.

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: DWwhy? ()
Date: July 13, 2009 06:06PM

fairfaxdude Wrote:
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> Take a Stand Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > MrMephisto Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Outlaw alcohol!
> >
> > Nah, We should outlaw 30-something women!
> >
> > Equally logical ..lol


funny.

> Ok, but WHICH 30? That is the question.


not funny!

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: July 13, 2009 08:54PM

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Posted by: pgens ()
Date: July 13, 2009 05:13PM


graymoose1 Wrote:
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> Alcohol doesn't kill people, Jeeps kill people

She didn't have a real Jeep, she had a Cherokee.



Damn Indians

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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: ?????????? ()
Date: July 13, 2009 11:17PM

FUNdamental Wrote:
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> Kelli Loos was drinking heavily in a bar in
> Maryland. She then drove on the Beltway and hit a
> car killing two men. She proceeded into VA and
> had another crash. She had a .20 blood alcohol
> level after the second crash.
> http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/artic
> le/2009/07/08/AR2009070802016.html?hpid=sec-metro


Is that a pic of oaktonmom or melissa?

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: Kenny_Powers ()
Date: July 14, 2009 01:10AM

i dont think it was the alcohol that made her drive unsafe.... its cause she's a woman! hhyyyooooo!

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: strates ()
Date: July 14, 2009 05:19AM

What no mention of the Probable Illegals she drove off the road? Is this the kinder gentler FFXU?

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: Kenny_Powers ()
Date: July 14, 2009 06:43AM

strates Wrote:
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> What no mention of the Probable Illegals she drove
> off the road? Is this the kinder gentler FFXU?


yea somethings not right about this...

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: July 14, 2009 07:07AM

I was waiting for someone to bring that up lol.

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: Lee ()
Date: July 14, 2009 07:41AM

If the victim was this cute white girl, people would be coming out of the woodwork and calling for deportation of all Latinos. But this women ran two fairfax Latinos coming back from work and kills them and then leaves the scene. She is heartless bitch that needs to be locked up for life.

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 14, 2009 08:36AM

Kenny_Powers Wrote:
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> i dont think it was the alcohol that made her
> drive unsafe.... its cause she's a woman!
> hhyyyooooo!

LOL

Lee Wrote:
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> If the victim was this cute white girl, people
> would be coming out of the woodwork and calling
> for deportation of all Latinos. But this women ran
> two fairfax Latinos coming back from work and
> kills them and then leaves the scene. She is
> heartless bitch that needs to be locked up for
> life.

+1

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Date: July 14, 2009 09:12AM

Lee Wrote:
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> If the victim was this cute white girl, people
> would be coming out of the woodwork and calling
> for deportation of all Latinos. But this women ran
> two fairfax Latinos coming back from work and
> kills them and then leaves the scene. She is
> heartless bitch that needs to be locked up for
> life.

Deport the white women!

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: July 14, 2009 09:14AM

Send her back to Maryland!

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: July 14, 2009 09:18AM

GT09135070-00 LOOS, KELLI 07/23/2009 09:30 AM Pending Case
Court: Fairfax County General District Charge: LITTERING Complainant: BURNS, B J
GT09135072-00 LOOS, KELLI 07/23/2009 09:30 AM Pending Case
Court: Fairfax County General District Charge: NO DRIVER'S LICENSE Complainant: BURNS, B J
GT09164483-00 LOOS, KELLI RUSS 08/20/2009 09:30 AM Pending Case Court: Fairfax County General District Charge: DWI: 1ST OFF, BAC .15-.20% Complainant: WELLS, D A

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Date: July 14, 2009 09:23AM

Court: Fairfax County General District Charge: LITTERING Complainant: BURNS, B J

So is killing illegal immigrants with your car now considered "littering" instead of "vehicular homicide?"

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: RESton Peace ()
Date: July 14, 2009 09:33AM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Court: Fairfax County General District Charge:
> LITTERING Complainant: BURNS, B J
>
> So is killing illegal immigrants with your car now
> considered "littering" instead of "vehicular
> homicide?"


Sounds right to me?

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: July 14, 2009 09:35AM

I assume she couldn't find the drivers license in the wreckage. Hence the driving without a license?

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: July 14, 2009 09:38AM

GT08005057-00 LOOS, KELLI R 03/25/2008 10:00 AM Guilty In Absentia Paid Court: Chesapeake General District Charge: EXP TAGS Complainant: DABU, P
GT07057991-00 LOOS, KELLI RUSS 01/16/2008 11:00 AM Prepaid Paid Court: Chesapeake General District Charge: 35/25 SP Complainant: GECKLE, C

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: IDUMMY ()
Date: July 14, 2009 10:14AM

Well, that certainly explains it. Expired tags almost ALWAYS is a predictor for DUI crashes.

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Date: July 14, 2009 10:19AM

IDUMMY Wrote:
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> Well, that certainly explains it. Expired tags
> almost ALWAYS is a predictor for DUI crashes.


No. But being a 33-year-old single woman certainly is.

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: July 14, 2009 10:39AM

Citation Number: 000000FR07238Case Status:ACTIVE CASE
Violation Date: 03/09/2009 Violation Time: 07:15 PM
Description: PERSON DRIVING MOTOR VEH. ON (HWY., PUBLIC USE PROPERTY) ON SUSPENDED OUT OF STATE LIC.

Citation Number: 000000FR07239Case Status:ACTIVE CASE
Violation Date: 03/09/2009 Violation Time: 07:15 PM
Description: DRIVING UNINSURED VEHICLE

Citation Number: 000000FR07240Case Status:ACTIVE CASE
Violation Date: 03/09/2009 Violation Time: 07:15 PM
Description: DISPLAY SUSPENDED LIC

Citation Number: 000000FR07241Case Status:ACTIVE CASE
Violation Date: 03/09/2009 Violation Time: 07:15 PM
Description: POSSESSING SUSPENDED LIC

Citation Number: 000000FR07242Case Status:ACTIVE CASE
Violation Date: 03/09/2009 Violation Time: 07:15 PM
Description: FAILURE OF MOTOR VEH DRIVERS TO FURUISH WRITTEN ID IN ON UNATTENDED DAMAGED VEH

Citation Number: 000000SC11381Case Status:WARRANT CASE
Violation Date: 07/07/2009
Description: FAILURE TO IMMEDIATELY STOP VEH. AT SCENE OF ACCID ENT INVOLVING BODILY INJURY

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Date: July 14, 2009 10:41AM

ITRADE Wrote:
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> Citation Number: 000000FR07238Case Status:ACTIVE
> CASE
> Violation Date: 03/09/2009 Violation Time: 07:15
> PM
> Description: PERSON DRIVING MOTOR VEH. ON (HWY.,
> PUBLIC USE PROPERTY) ON SUSPENDED OUT OF STATE
> LIC.
>
> Citation Number: 000000FR07239Case Status:ACTIVE
> CASE
> Violation Date: 03/09/2009 Violation Time: 07:15
> PM
> Description: DRIVING UNINSURED VEHICLE
>
> Citation Number: 000000FR07240Case Status:ACTIVE
> CASE
> Violation Date: 03/09/2009 Violation Time: 07:15
> PM
> Description: DISPLAY SUSPENDED LIC
>
> Citation Number: 000000FR07241Case Status:ACTIVE
> CASE
> Violation Date: 03/09/2009 Violation Time: 07:15
> PM
> Description: POSSESSING SUSPENDED LIC
>
> Citation Number: 000000FR07242Case Status:ACTIVE
> CASE
> Violation Date: 03/09/2009 Violation Time: 07:15
> PM
> Description: FAILURE OF MOTOR VEH DRIVERS TO
> FURUISH WRITTEN ID IN ON UNATTENDED DAMAGED VEH
>
> Citation Number: 000000SC11381Case Status:WARRANT
> CASE
> Violation Date: 07/07/2009
> Description: FAILURE TO IMMEDIATELY STOP VEH. AT
> SCENE OF ACCID ENT INVOLVING BODILY INJURY

She's a keeper!

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: July 14, 2009 11:00AM

you forgot the vitals;

LOOS, KELLI RUSS
Address:64xx ROCKFOREST DR #xxx
City: BETHESDAState:MDZip Code:20817
Race:WHITE,CAUCASIAN,
Sex:F Height:5' Weight: 105 pounds
DOB:12/04/1975

I think she is single as well.

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: July 14, 2009 11:17AM

Does she count as a spinner?

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 14, 2009 11:18AM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> She's a keeper!

She sounds like the future Mrs. Inkahootz.

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: July 14, 2009 11:28AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > She's a keeper!
>
> She sounds like the future Mrs. Inkahootz.

Well, I predict the future Mrs. Inkahootz will come from http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/index.html or http://www.site2date.com/

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Date: July 14, 2009 11:33AM

FUNdamental Wrote:
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> you forgot the vitals;
>
> LOOS, KELLI RUSS
> Address:64xx ROCKFOREST DR #xxx
> City: BETHESDAState:MDZip Code:20817
> Race:WHITE,CAUCASIAN,
> Sex:F Height:5' Weight: 105 pounds
> DOB:12/04/1975
>
> I think she is single as well.


Nice. A POS that brings her own BYOB!

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: wuht ()
Date: July 14, 2009 11:41AM

Lee Wrote:
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> If the victim was this cute white girl, people
> would be coming out of the woodwork and calling
> for deportation of all Latinos. But this women ran
> two fairfax Latinos coming back from work and
> kills them and then leaves the scene. She is
> heartless bitch that needs to be locked up for
> life.


whut are you talking about if those 2 illegals werent here and instead in mexico or whaerever she wouldn't have it them and gotten herself in trouble, she would have gotten home safe if her car wasnt damaged. she is the victim and they cant use evidence from illegals if those two had been deported last week this american girl wouldnt be in trouble bild the fuckin wall already

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 14, 2009 11:42AM

FUNdamental Wrote:
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> http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/index.html

I am very disappointed that they don't list what they're in prison for. I've got a murderer fetish.

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: idiot ()
Date: July 14, 2009 11:50AM

wuht Wrote:
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> Lee Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If the victim was this cute white girl, people
> > would be coming out of the woodwork and calling
> > for deportation of all Latinos. But this women
> ran
> > two fairfax Latinos coming back from work and
> > kills them and then leaves the scene. She is
> > heartless bitch that needs to be locked up for
> > life.
>
>
> whut are you talking about if those 2 illegals
> werent here and instead in mexico or whaerever she
> wouldn't have it them and gotten herself in
> trouble, she would have gotten home safe if her
> car wasnt damaged. she is the victim and they
> cant use evidence from illegals if those two had
> been deported last week this american girl wouldnt
> be in trouble bild the fuckin wall already


They were not illegals. They were non drinking christians, who owned several businesses and gave back to the community. Try to be informed next time before you make an ass of yourself again. kthxbai

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: July 14, 2009 11:56AM

Illegals and christians are not mutually exclusive terms.

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: I want a prison chick ()
Date: July 14, 2009 11:59AM

I can't access the meet an inmate site (blocked from work.)

Is there any hot chicks on it, or are they all a bunch of bulldykes?

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: grumpie ()
Date: July 14, 2009 11:59AM

ITRADE Wrote:
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> Illegals and christians are not mutually exclusive
> terms.


you're stupid!

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Date: July 14, 2009 12:01PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> FUNdamental Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/index.html
>
>
> I am very disappointed that they don't list what
> they're in prison for. I've got a murderer
> fetish.


I would recommend that you don't ask any of them to choke you during sex.

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 14, 2009 12:04PM

I want a prison chick Wrote:
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> I can't access the meet an inmate site (blocked
> from work.)
>
> Is there any hot chicks on it, or are they all a
> bunch of bulldykes?

Actually, a couple of them aren't too bad.

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> I would recommend that you don't ask any of them
> to choke you during sex.

Never! Unless they want to eat me afterwards. Then I'm cool with it.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: July 14, 2009 12:18PM

Do you think she is into the type of thing that Inka liked to do with high school girls?

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 14, 2009 12:47PM

What I want to know is, how does one go about fisting? Do you get your whole hand up there, then make a fist? Or do you just knuckle up and cram it in there?

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: Love Phist 3000 ()
Date: July 14, 2009 01:00PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> What I want to know is, how does one go about
> fisting? Do you get your whole hand up there,
> then make a fist? Or do you just knuckle up and
> cram it in there?


From what I've seen on the internet, you insert one finger at a time until your entire hand is in the orifice, and then you slowly make a fist while your arm is deep within the opening. They make gloves and lube specifically for this task, as far as a certain poster claiming it was messy, I can only imagine what that entails.

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: July 14, 2009 01:00PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> What I want to know is, how does one go about
> fisting? Do you get your whole hand up there,
> then make a fist? Or do you just knuckle up and
> cram it in there?


I think that the goal is to get wrist deep, one way or another. There are movies out there on the internet if you're really interested.

__________________________________
That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: wuht ()
Date: July 14, 2009 02:28PM

yeah whut he said there is no requirement to make an actual fist or nothing

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Date: July 14, 2009 03:25PM

Party Girl at 23 = Funny




Party Girl at 33 = Disturbing

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Party Girl at 43 = Sad

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Party Girl at 53 = Melissa's Future

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: huggiebear ()
Date: July 15, 2009 08:36PM

I call Bullshit!

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: July 15, 2009 09:18PM

I want a prison chick Wrote:
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> I can't access the meet an inmate site (blocked
> from work.)
>
> Is there any hot chicks on it, or are they all a
> bunch of bulldykes?


I took a peek. I would deffinetely keep to the younger age brackets. Some of the 40+ women - YIKES!

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: a friend of Kelli ()
Date: July 15, 2009 10:59PM

Before you try and convict her in the court of public opinion just remember that everyone deserves their day in court. You need to BACK OFF until that day comes for Kelli. I feel deep sorrow and sadness for the families of the deceased, but Kelli will have to live with the consequences of her actions for the rest of her life. She doesn't need the nasty words and thoughts from the peanut gallery who are living in their glass houses, from those people who have never done anything wrong. Judge not, lest ye be judged.

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 15, 2009 11:03PM

a friend of Kelli Wrote:
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> Before you try and convict her in the court of
> public opinion just remember that everyone
> deserves their day in court. You need to BACK OFF
> until that day comes for Kelli. I feel deep
> sorrow and sadness for the families of the
> deceased, but Kelli will have to live with the
> consequences of her actions for the rest of her
> life. She doesn't need the nasty words and
> thoughts from the peanut gallery who are living in
> their glass houses, from those people who have
> never done anything wrong. Judge not, lest ye be
> judged.

So, you probably shouldn't direct her to look at this site.

If I talked to my co-workers about it "around the water cooler" and we all pretty much agreed that she was irresponsible and deserves the harshest punishment possible, is that OK? Or are we just not allowed to discuss it on the internet?

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: July 15, 2009 11:05PM

a friend of Kelli Wrote:
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> Before you try and convict her in the court of
> public opinion just remember that everyone
> deserves their day in court. You need to BACK OFF
> until that day comes for Kelli. I feel deep
> sorrow and sadness for the families of the
> deceased, but Kelli will have to live with the
> consequences of her actions for the rest of her
> life. She doesn't need the nasty words and
> thoughts from the peanut gallery who are living in
> their glass houses, from those people who have
> never done anything wrong. Judge not, lest ye be
> judged.

I don't drink and drive and I don't kill people. So, no glass houses for me there tootsie.

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: Melissa ()
Date: July 16, 2009 01:55AM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Party Girl at 23 = Funny
>
> http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd187/Professor
> Atom/drunk-girl-toilet-vomit-294a110907.jpg
>
>
> Party Girl at 33 = Disturbing
>
>
>
>
> Party Girl at 43 = Sad
>
>
>
>
> Party Girl at 53 = Melissa's Future
>
>

Har har har... good thing I have 20 years to go! Woo hoo!

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Being vague is almost as fun as that other thing.

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: Kenny_Powers ()
Date: July 16, 2009 03:39AM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Lee Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If the victim was this cute white girl, people
> > would be coming out of the woodwork and calling
> > for deportation of all Latinos. But this women
> ran
> > two fairfax Latinos coming back from work and
> > kills them and then leaves the scene. She is
> > heartless bitch that needs to be locked up for
> > life.
>
> Deport the white women!


you can deport them to the dungeon i have in my basement.

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: July 16, 2009 09:30AM

a friend of Kelli Wrote:
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> Before you try and convict her in the court of
> public opinion just remember that everyone
> deserves their day in court. You need to BACK OFF
> until that day comes for Kelli. I feel deep
> sorrow and sadness for the families of the
> deceased, but Kelli will have to live with the
> consequences of her actions for the rest of her
> life. She doesn't need the nasty words and
> thoughts from the peanut gallery who are living in
> their glass houses, from those people who have
> never done anything wrong. Judge not, lest ye be
> judged.


So, any other dirt on Kelli?

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: July 16, 2009 09:32AM

Any VD?

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Date: July 16, 2009 09:41AM

FUNdamental Wrote:
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>
> So, any other dirt on Kelli?


She's sexy AND crazy! Oh, and she's probably going to prison, so if you get a conjugal visit, you won't have to worry about her batshit craziness in the morning.

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: July 16, 2009 09:46AM

She's got that drunken look in her eye that indicates she's down for anything in the sack when she gets hammered.

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: Sticky Hands ()
Date: July 16, 2009 09:53AM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> She's got that drunken look in her eye that
> indicates she's down for anything in the sack when
> she gets hammered.




Do you think she would mind a little love fist?

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: mj ()
Date: July 16, 2009 11:33AM

I hope it was not serious and she was wearing a seat belt.

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: formerhick76 ()
Date: July 17, 2009 12:02PM

a friend of Kelli Wrote:
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> Before you try and convict her in the court of
> public opinion just remember that everyone
> deserves their day in court. You need to BACK OFF
> until that day comes for Kelli. I feel deep
> sorrow and sadness for the families of the
> deceased, but Kelli will have to live with the
> consequences of her actions for the rest of her
> life. She doesn't need the nasty words and
> thoughts from the peanut gallery who are living in
> their glass houses, from those people who have
> never done anything wrong. Judge not, lest ye be
> judged.

Maybe she should take Boo and my child's only father driving next time.

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: Jive Turkey ()
Date: July 17, 2009 12:13PM

I'd hit it.

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 17, 2009 12:16PM

Jive Turkey Wrote:
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> I'd hit it.

Sounds like she'd hit you, first.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Date: July 17, 2009 01:29PM

Jive Turkey Wrote:
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> I'd hit it.


She'll meet you under the plasma.

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: Another Friend of Kelli ()
Date: July 23, 2009 04:50PM

I happen to know Kelli, I worked with her for a while in Virginia and I know that she is not the "Heartless Bitch" that you make her out to be. I think it's unfair for all of you to speak this way about a woman that you don't know. I certainly don't want to make excuses for her and say that what she has done is not wrong, but let the law determine her fate and keep your opinions to yourselves. I'm sure that her Husband of 4 years and her 2 young children are probably going through Hell at the moment, as i'm sure she is too. I know that their suffering is nothing compared to the suffering of the families of the people that she killed, but there is more to this story that "plastered woman kills two" So, please have some respect when speaking about my friend.

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: July 23, 2009 04:51PM

Wonder what would happen if we got her together with Rasheed Nurse?

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 23, 2009 04:54PM

ITRADE Wrote:
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> Wonder what would happen if we got her together
> with Rasheed Nurse?


It would be the thread to end all threads.

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Date: July 23, 2009 04:54PM

Another Friend of Kelli Wrote:
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> I know that their suffering is nothing
> compared to the suffering of the families of the
> people that she killed, but there is more to this
> story that "plastered woman kills two" So, please
> have some respect when speaking about my friend.


Yeah. There is more. She fled the scene of her crime.

Your friend will soon be a convicted felon. Her husband and kids may be going through hell, but from the sounds of it, they could have anticipated this happening at some point. What about the families of those people she killed? What do you think they are going through? They were just driving and a drunk headcase took them out.

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Date: July 23, 2009 04:59PM

The worst part of all is that she littered! LITTERED!!!

How many fake Indians have to cry? How many foam rubber owls have to hoot before we don't pollute???


litterIndian.jpegwoodsy-poster.jpg

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: Kelli Can Smoke Some Pole! ()
Date: July 23, 2009 09:03PM

Yes she can! She hoovered my schlong behind Murphys in Old Town last yr. I rewarded her with a few shots and watched her drive drunk down King St. Good times!

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: July 24, 2009 12:14PM

Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: Another Friend of Kelli ()
Date: July 23, 2009 04:50PM


I happen to know Kelli, I worked with her for a while in Virginia and I know that she is not the "Heartless Bitch" that you make her out to be. I think it's unfair for all of you to speak this way about a woman that you don't know. I certainly don't want to make excuses for her and say that what she has done is not wrong, but let the law determine her fate and keep your opinions to yourselves. I'm sure that her Husband of 4 years and her 2 young children are probably going through Hell at the moment, as i'm sure she is too. I know that their suffering is nothing compared to the suffering of the families of the people that she killed, but there is more to this story that "plastered woman kills two" So, please have some respect when speaking about my friend.




Maybe it's because I grew up in a different generation but If a woman has a husband and 2 kids at home she doesnt need to be getting drunk with friends all the time

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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: truth in sentencing ()
Date: July 24, 2009 12:36PM

Another Friend of Kelli Wrote:
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> I happen to know Kelli, I worked with her for a
> while in Virginia and I know that she is not the
> "Heartless Bitch" that you make her out to be. I
> think it's unfair for all of you to speak this way
> about a woman that you don't know. I certainly
> don't want to make excuses for her and say that
> what she has done is not wrong, but let the law
> determine her fate and keep your opinions to
> yourselves. I'm sure that her Husband of 4 years
> and her 2 young children are probably going
> through Hell at the moment, as i'm sure she is
> too. I know that their suffering is nothing
> compared to the suffering of the families of the
> people that she killed, but there is more to this
> story that "plastered woman kills two" So, please
> have some respect when speaking about my friend.


I wouldnt go as far to say heartless. But I would say irresponsible, inmature, selfish, and reckless. She should just be glad it wasnt my relative.

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Date: July 24, 2009 01:10PM

Another Friend of Kelli Wrote:
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> I
> think it's unfair for all of you to speak this way
> about a woman that you don't know.


I think the fact that she "littered" the highway with the bodies of two innocent victims not only makes it fair, but makes it right.

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: JayBee ()
Date: July 24, 2009 01:33PM

You know, "Another Friend of Kelli", had you been a real friend, she probably should have felt she could call a friend to pick her up. Some friend.

As for opinions, if you don't like it then don't read it. Asking people not to express their opinion doesn't make negative opinions go away, it just means you don't hear them. Same thing can be accomplished if you decided to not visit this board. In the end, you are just inviting more negative opinions.

Try to remember: she did (allegedly) kill two innocent people and then tried to drive away from it eventually wrecking her own car in the process.

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: illeagle ()
Date: July 24, 2009 01:35PM

Another Friend of Kelli Wrote:
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> waaah waaah let's be sensitive toward a cunt who
> killed two people and tried to run away so that
> the families of the deceases would never get justice
> i think we should also ignore the fact that she
> has an abundant amount of prior infractions and
> she never learned her lesson because she's a dumb
> bitch, but she has family and friends like everyone
> else so let's ignore that because i am so cool and i
> used to work with a murderer! man, i'm so cool! this
> is the most exciting thing that's ever happened to me!

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: think about the 2 you put in a body bag instead of yourself for a change ()
Date: July 24, 2009 01:59PM

Ill bet Kelli never missed an office party or happy hour, Maybe that day she should have just gone home to her family. But then again with our liberal area courts she will be freed shortly, if even convicted, and allowed to drive because she " has to get to work" , but put a positive spin and maybe this time it will be straight home. If a relative of mine brought that kind of shit storm to my house, her belongings would be on the curb.

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: § ()
Date: July 24, 2009 02:03PM

I'd tap it, then possibly buy her a breakfast fit for a cougar.

Antelope sausage and Bloody Marys.

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Date: July 24, 2009 02:06PM

§ Wrote:
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> I'd tap it, then possibly buy her a breakfast fit
> for a cougar.
>
> Antelope sausage and Bloody Marys.


That's pretty fucking funny, I must say.

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: July 24, 2009 02:14PM

§ Wrote:
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> I'd tap it, then possibly buy her a breakfast fit
> for a cougar.
>
> Antelope sausage and Bloody Marys.


+1

Out-fucking-standing.

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: July 25, 2009 02:28AM

Another Friend of Kelli,
   i feel no sympathy for people like her. she made her choice and she is reaping the rewards of it. she is not a victim, she was not forced to drive, she chose her path.

she does not deserve respect and nor do you, for respect should be earned, not given. she deserves so much more than what she will get for her crimes.

be grateful for the "punishment" given because she is not getting that which she has earned.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: Kenny_Powers ()
Date: July 25, 2009 04:08AM

JayBee Wrote:
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> You know, "Another Friend of Kelli", had you been
> a real friend, she probably should have felt she
> could call a friend to pick her up. Some friend.

lol you're a dick

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: Kenny_Powers ()
Date: July 25, 2009 04:09AM

Gravis Wrote:
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i feel no sympathy for people like her.

you know thats not fair gravis, you have no sympathy for anyone lol

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: DUI SOB ()
Date: July 25, 2009 08:41AM

"think of her husband and two kids!". She didn't. Why is that suddenly our responsibility?

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: on the horizon ()
Date: July 25, 2009 08:48AM

Im sure her husband is real happy about the massive civil suit that is coming. Now his home is on the line along with any savings.

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Date: July 25, 2009 10:36AM

on the horizon Wrote:
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> Im sure her husband is real happy about the
> massive civil suit that is coming. Now his home is
> on the line along with any savings.


Love's a bitch.

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: July 26, 2009 04:43PM

Love bites.

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: Brandon ()
Date: July 26, 2009 06:34PM

She'll be gaining many more "friends" in prison. From a drunk driver to inmate currency.

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: JayBee ()
Date: July 27, 2009 10:38AM

FU Kenny.

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: Kenny_Powers ()
Date: July 31, 2009 06:03AM

JayBee Wrote:
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> FU Kenny.


well you did basically blame the accident caused by a drunk woman on her friend, who didnt pick her up because she didnt receive an imaginary call because she wasnt a "good enough friend". That seems like dick talk to me buddy.

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: purebishop ()
Date: August 04, 2009 03:54PM

wuht Wrote:
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> whut are you talking about if those 2 illegals
> werent here and instead in mexico or whaerever she
> wouldn't have it them and gotten herself in
> trouble, she would have gotten home safe if her
> car wasnt damaged. she is the victim and they
> cant use evidence from illegals if those two had
> been deported last week this american girl wouldnt
> be in trouble bild the fuckin wall already


holy shit, dude! form a sentence! you type like spelling and grammar is illegal.

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: August 04, 2009 03:58PM

DUI SOB Wrote:
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> "think of her husband and two kids!". She didn't.
> Why is that suddenly our responsibility?



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"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Plastered 30 Something Woman Kills Two and then Crashes her jeep in VA!
Posted by: Wow ()
Date: August 05, 2009 09:12PM

Has anyone heard about an update? I wonder what type of time she is getting. It will be ashame if she is not held responsible.

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