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The Fairfax History of Dutch Nig Nogs
Posted by: nig nog watcher ()
Date: February 08, 2016 12:20AM

I used to think that niggers in Fairfax just had to nig. And then I thought they just had to nog.

But now that I've studied Socio-Biology and Evolution, I realize its much deeper than that.

You see, in deepest darkest Africa the nigger farthest from the fire had a much higher probability of being picked off by a lion or tiger for a quick meal. So the better nigging they could do, the closer to the fire they were allowed to be. But they had to keep nigging or they'd lose their place. So the gain an evolutionary advantage some of them started nogging. Those niggers came to be known as nig nogs, and most of them survived, reproduced and moved to Fairfax County. The Dutch gave them rides.

So that's the story of Fairfax County and the nig nogs.

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Re: The Fairfax History of Dutch Nig Nogs
Posted by: happy to hear it ()
Date: February 08, 2016 12:22AM

I'm so glad you filled in that little gap in Fairfax County history.

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Re: The Fairfax History of Dutch Nig Nogs
Posted by: Nigging and Nogging ()
Date: February 08, 2016 12:25AM

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Posted by: Niggy Mcnogger ()
Date: February 08, 2016 01:15AM

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Posted by: N4cdE ()
Date: February 08, 2016 10:02AM

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