Anybody got any good suggestions for the 4th of July(This Saturday)?

Grab a boat, some jetskis, and a wakeboard. Stop by the G'town waterfront and then go check out the fireworks. Either that or head for the beaches. Those are my viable options.

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inkahootz Wrote:
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> Grab a boat, some jetskis, and a wakeboard. Stop
> by the G'town waterfront and then go check out the
> fireworks. Either that or head for the beaches.
> Those are my viable options.


Nice try, but here are your REAL plans: Suck a boner, quaff many brewskis, attend another family wake. Stop by the G'town Asian massage parlors and then go play with fire and small animals. Either that or beg head from the skank bitches. Who are you kiddin?

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inkahootz Wrote:
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> Grab a boat, some jetskis, and a wakeboard. Stop
> by the G'town waterfront and then go check out the
> fireworks. Either that or head for the beaches.
> Those are my viable options.


I'll be out on jetskis in the daytime, but you can't ride at night. For fireworks, I'll probably be in the Pentagon lot that's across the street from the Air Force Memorial on Columbia. It doesn't get too crowded, and you have a great view of the DC fireworks from the grassy hill.

I wonder how many people will refuse to get on the first and last Metro cars this weekend?

Lurker. Wrote:
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> Anybody got any good suggestions for the 4th of
> July(This Saturday)?


You could watch fireworks somewhere. But don't go to Vienna, they have casualties at that one.

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pgens Wrote:

> You could watch fireworks somewhere. But don't go
> to Vienna, they have casualties at that one.


Yeah, but it's the town's fault for allowing people to watch.

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National Harbor looks good for July 3rd - http://dc.about.com/od/4thofjuly/a/NatHarborFireworks.htm

Fireworks, food and family fun will come together along the Potomac River for "Gaylord National's July 3rd Celebration."

Join us from 4:30-9:30 p.m. for an outdoor festival, featuring:

•Live music by We The Band (American Pop, Rock & Country favorites) and Ewabo (Caribbean)
•Delicious summertime food and drinks, featuring selections by Maryland's famous Lefty's Barbecue
•Exclusive Wine Garden area (adults only), featuring cigar-rolling demonstrations and limited-edition President Obama cigars available for purchase
•Celebrity DJ host Lisa Berigan from Washington's classic rock station BIG 100.3 FM
•Kid's Zone area featuring kid's rides, carnival activities, face painting, balloon sculpting and caricature artists
•And, a spectacular 15-minute Fireworks Show over the Potomac after sundown!


Admission: $5 per person (kids ages 4 and under free). Includes entry to the outdoor festival area along the Gaylord National waterfront, plus live entertainment and a spectacular fireworks show. Food, beverages, games and other activities are an additional fee.

•Event is open to both day-visitors and hotel guests.
•Gates open at 4:30 p.m. Fireworks after sundown (approximately 9:15 p.m.).
•Event will occur rain or shine.
•No pets, personal fireworks, outside food and beverage, or coolers allowed.
•Blankets and lawnchairs are welcome.


Tickets on Sale Now: CLICK HERE TO PURCHASE!

Or, purchase tickets in person:

•At Gaylord National — Visit any retail shop inside the atrium
•At the Gate — A limited number of tickets will be available on the day of the event

I wanna see the VIENNA LASER SHOW! YAY

Find some illegal m80s or Cherry bombs.
Hold in your hand while you light them.
Wait until the fuse is almost gone and throw!

When I was a wee lad, I, accidentally, nailed my neighbor's garage door with a mortar shell due to an improvised launching tube. I also have fond memories of smoking out streets with smoke-bombs.

Good Sound Advice Wrote:
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> Find some illegal m80s or Cherry bombs.
> Hold in your hand while you light them.
> Wait until the fuse is almost gone and throw!

Excellent advice!

LOL I just saw the map of where vienna is having its fireworks. It looks even more dangerous then where they use to have it